- Austriaball - Bruderbesessen mit Anschluss.
- EUball -
Reichtangle 4.0Mein Proud Son. Inherited Franceball's beautiful sophisticated culture und mein Efficient Super Science, the best of both worlds possessing both of our genius to take over die Welt. Also wants Ukraine as birthday present. I am still teaching him mein superior military tactics- so far he has scored a 100% grade on most Russian Invasion training scenarios. I am proud- is strönk
- USAball - While he does make inferior cars, he was our therapist who did help Franceball und mich to become best friends, and he protected me from evil madmen. I LOVE YOUR SHOW MADE BY Pennsylvaniaball!
- Japanball - Loyal follower und Fanboy, or perhaps Fan-catgirl. The Meiji Restoration that converted Japan from a backwater to an industrial powerhouse was partly inspired by the way that Kingdom of Prussiaball anschlussed and governed the growing Reichtangle with precise and mechanical Efficiency. Wir fought as staunch allies together in World War II, and received the same psychotherapy under USAball. Nowadays, her anime contains countless references to Deutschland, and she herself ist like the Asian version of mich: Rich self-disciplined wörkaholics with superior engineering, but at nicht she drinks lots of Bier und makes extreme bondage p0rn called Hentai. And by extreme, Ich mean it. shudders
- Turkeyball - Invited him for cheap wörk, now he is a good Freund with delicious healthy cuisine that outshined all our previous fast foods. Döner + Bier x Brazilian tears = Best Oktoberfest Ever!
- UKball - Freundliche Rivalen und der Brüder von mein Ehefrau. He does not really want to interfere in our family issues with Franceball, hence he stayed out of our eurozone, though wir will always willkommen him in der Europäischen Familie. Wir also love to drink Bier und making fun of Poland. He also made Mein Favorite SONG OF ALL TIME!
- Italyball - He might be too carefree for mein tastes, yet he is still ein ally. In ancient times we were enemies. Japanball made a tribute to German-Italian relationships, called Hetalia, which is basically
the retarded version of Polandballlighthearted anime Polandball.
- Israelcube - Ich hate Meinself...
- Franceball - Kind Unserer Zeit by Francoise Hardy. Mein Favorite NON ANGLO Song!
- Chinaball -
Soon Tsingtau vill be of mein again!He is also wörk hard as mich, but his clay is full of scheiße from smog and industry, unlike my green technology. Soon I vill sell mein debtors to him. Also he is of dumb Kommunist.
- East Germanyball - Yuo Are of Fake Deutschland! Soon will anschluss! STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR STOOPID DOLL! EVERYTIME YOUR DOLL COMES ON, WILL BANG YOUR HEAD AND RUN AWAY TO USAball!
- Soviet Unionball - Ich will never into Communist! Fick dich!
- Warsaw Pactball - YOU ARE SO STOOPID. NATO WILL DESTROY YOU!
- People's Republic of Polandball BFF of Fake Deutschland
- Czechoslovak Socialist Republicball Another stoopid BFF of Fake Deutschland
- Hungarian People's Republicball Ally of Fake Deutschland
- PR Bulgariaball Ally of Fake Deutschland!!
- SR Romaniaball Ally of Fake Deutschland!
- Communismball - ROT IN HELL!!!
- North Vietnamball - FAKE VIETNAM!
- Hamburg ist jew!
- Germoney's secret
- Murica invented everything
- Germany Singen der Beatles
- German Railway
- Lessons from an empire gone by
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|Former entities||Natives • Germaniaball • Saxonsball • East Franciaball • Holy Roman Empireball • Kingdom of Prussiaball • German Empireball • Weimar Republicball • Nazi Germanyball • Saar Protectorateball • ReichRawr • West Germanyball und East Germanyball|
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