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Venezuelaball, officially the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuelaball, is a sovereign state and federal republic in South America. Its neighbors are Brazilball, Colombiaball, Guyanaball, Trinidad and Tobagoball, Curacaoball, Bonaireball, and Arubaball. His clay is divided into 23 states, as well as his capital Caracasball. With a total area of 353,841 square miles, Venezuela ranks number 33 in the world by land area, as well as number 6 in South America.
Venezuela was once the richest country in Latin America. He has the largest amount of oil reserves in the world, and his democratic government was once praised worldwide. But today, both of them are in shambles. He now has the highest inflation rate in the world, making products like food and medicine inaccessible, as well as higher crime rates and unemployment. These conditions have sparked months of protests against his president Nicolas Maduro, who has been rapidly reforming him into a dictatorship.
His national day is July 5th
Like most of the Americas, Venezuela's clay was filled with indigenous 3ball's who lived by hunting, fishing, and farming. Everything was perfect until Spainball discovered the Americas, killed most of the natives, and began to colonize along with her brother Portugalball.
During the Napoleonic Wars, Franceball had betrayed her sister Spain, and conquered most of the Iberian peninsula. In response, many of her children in South America began vying for independence.
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He is considered one of the most foul-mouthed of all countryballs, responds everyone with swear words, especially the word "coño". He is anti-American, however, he gets along well with other countryballs, especially if they are not USAball friendly.
- Colombiaball says he hates him, but admires him in secret, he has a rivalry with him to see who invented the Arepas.
- Sometimes he wears a red beret, because of his former president Hugo Chavez. His current president is
bird whispererNicolás Maduro (a socialist just like Chavez)
- Also there was a time it was capitalist (Yeah, this is not a joke) and was one of the most developed countries in South America.
- No toilet paper. ¡Ay coño!
- Some calls him as the "Father of South America" thanks to Bolívar, which angers Argentinaball very much, as he was the first country to rebel against Spainball.
- It has a lot in common with Argentinaball
- He becames angry when talking with Guyanaball
- Oil gives all friends.
- USAball hates him but still buy most of his oil and dubs TV shows into Spanish in his clay (like SpongeBob SquarePants and most Cartoon Network shows).
- How many Miss Universes have? (Because Venezuela is a country that does well in beauty pageants)
- Venezuelaball also wants to be a commie but for some reason it is not.
- His government is socialist, a weird mixture or a lot of communism with a little bit of capitalism (even if he hates it).
- He may go on a non socialist revolution due to general dissatisfaction with the socialist regime (yes, it is a regime).
- He has the biggest oil reserve of the world on his clay.
- His economy relies almost entirely on oil.
- His bolívar is losing value and is essentially worthless, having to redenominate their currency. As the Central Bank of Venezuela stopped publishing official inflation rate figures, Steve Hanke of the Cato Institute makes estimates of the annual inflation rate of Venezuela based on non-official exchange rates. As of April 30, 2018, Hanke estimates the annual inflation rate at 17,968 percent, the highest in the world.
- He cannot into cheap prices and basic goods are absurdly expensive. Many of his people, particularly children, suffer malnutrition and starvation as he faces food shortages now. His citizens have been reporting unintended weight loss (75% of his population lost at least 8.7 kg of weight), which in this case is actually harmful to one's health because they eat too little, especially those who are underweight.
- He was good friends with Argentinaball. When he (Argentina) was Kirchnerreich, they (Argentina and Venezuela) had good relations, since their former presidents Cristina Fernández de Kirchner and Hugo Chávez are personal friends. Argentinaball officially left the pink tide on December 10, 2015. Venezuelaball officially called him a traitor because of Macri.
- Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball - We recognize and support them
- Algeriaball - WE ARE FRIENDS ALLIES!!! F****** DIE MURICAN EVIL CAPITALISM, COMMUNISM STRONK!!! KILL ZIONISTS!
- Armeniaball - I recognize the Armenian Genocide and you are an ally to my European Friend
- Belarusball - you are an ally to my European Friend and you recognize my elections so good friend
- Boliviaball - Not only he is of named after Bolivar, but he has also helped me in the course of my democratic government through the last 18 years, also, he hates the evil burger. He of helpings me against the OASball. Chile should of givings him sea!
- Burundiball - This is what happens when you are with the west, you're friendly with them and then he ran for a third term and Burger and Sissies dumped him. Anyways welcome to the Anti-imperialist squad, you make me proud.
- Catalan Republicball - Mi Dios... Madre killed yuo. Tu were so young... Curse You Madre!
- Chinaball - Sub-Military and space missions giver.
- Crimeaball - I recognize you as Russian Clay
- Cubaball - Now yuo see why yuo should of not havings made friendship with EVIL BURGER, now yuo are into embargo again. (Also RIP Fidel)
- El Salvadorball - Also another Central-American Friend. Even though he is of the supportings of the evil burger, He helps against The Anti-Revolutionaries.
- Iranball - Proud Anti-Murican country!
- Malaysiaball - You maybe a friend with that mierda imperialisto esdato murica, but you keep loving boycotting that mierda esdato. I consider you are a satellite of liking that Murcia. Also we open our oil company in each others clay. He can be my oil trading friend.
- Myanmarball - South East Asian Friend, he is also good friends with my Asian Friend
- North Koreaball - Best friend from the east, ¡VIVA LA KIM! ¡VIVA LA JUCHE!
- Nicaraguaball - Nice Central-American Friend, He has been of helpings me against evil burger and also against The Anti-Revolutionaries.
- Palestineball and Western Saharaball - We recognize and support them as well
- Russiaball - A proud country! and he's Very nice, gib Su-30 part, gib T-90 gib AK-47, gib Putin.
- Serbiaball - Kosovoball is Serbia
- South Sudanball - He is like me but in Africa
- Sudanball - Proud Anti American African Country
- Surinameball - We get along well and I give him aid
- Syriaball - Proud Anti Imperialist, Great Job on winning the war
- Turkeyball - My new ally! I heard that you cut relations with Zionist and captialist pigs! Lets be allies soon. But please stop being Rude to Armeniaball and Syriaball also We both are experiencing an economic crisis.
- Zimbabweball - Anti Imperialist African Friend, we are both also have useless currencies due to hyperinflation
- Kirchnerreich - TRAIDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was my former ally until December 9, 2015. I heard we had good relations before but your president destroyed it!!!!! I am now officially angry over CFK leave. Wait what?! She is now a senator! I can't wait for 2019 if she ran again as president. And I also don't forgive you that you revoked Maduro the Order of Liberator General San Martín for violating human rights!!! I SUPPORT CRISTINA FERNÁNDEZ DE KIRCHNER!!! REMOVE MACRI!!! REMOVE TANGO!!! YUO SUPPORTINGS MY OPPOSITION!!! I HATE YOU SO MUCHO!!! KIRCHNERIST ARGENTINA, BEST ARGENTINA!!! BLAME MACRI!!!! MACRI CHORRO!!!!!!!
- Brazilball - TRAITOR! HOW CAN YOU BE IN BRICS (With my allies) BUT YOU SUPPORT MY OPPOSITION!! REMOVE HUE!! REMOVE TEMER !!!!!! REMOVE BOLSONARO !!!!! REINSTATE DILMA!!! I SUPPORT LUIZ INÁCIO LULA DA SILVA!! LIBERTAD PARA LULA!!!! FREE LULA!!!
- Saudi Arabiaball - MY OIL IS BETTER THAN YOU!!!!!!! But, we both hate Canadaball. Also, I am an observer of his league.
- Colombiaball - USAball puppet, evil neighbor.
- Ecuadorball - Not only of flags, but he is of very similar to me, he of supportings me against evil burger and also against The Anti-Revolutionaries. He loves of spending time with me, but Colombiaball is of tryings to take him away from me! But that will not of happennings... TRAITOR! You ditched me for imperialists
- FSAball - Fake Syria
- Georgiaball - FREE SOUTH OSSETIA AND ABKHAZIA!!
- Guyanaball - Esequibo is ours! gib it back to nosotros Coñ@#%tuma#%$! (Anschluss?)
- ISISball - Stupid Terrorists funded by Imperialists, get Barrel-Bombed
- Israelcube - A Evil Zionist Country, FREE PALESTINE!!
- Moroccoball - FREE WESTERN SAHARA!!
- Philippinesball - HE IS A BROTHER FROM ANOTHER FATHER!! I heard he likes Trump now just because he fixed ties with that evil burger and doesn't recognized my constitution and he likes Colombiaball than me!!! I hate yuo so mucho you capitalista!!!
- Switzerlandball - Western puppet scoundrel, yuo are supposed to be of neutral yet you support my opposition remove Swiss
- Spainball - ¡Telling your own hijo to shut up, eh, Madre!? ¡Well, I hate you too Capitaliata! ¡Ferdinand Worst Movie!
- Ukraineball - Crimeaball belongs to Russia
- USAball - ¡¡¡¡¡YOU!!!!! ¡YOU ARE A %$#@*%&$#&, ALSO A %$#&, AND BEFORE I FORGET A $&!¨##*&¨@#@!!! ¡STOP DESTABILIZING MY COUNTRY! WAIT JUST TAKE MY OIL PLOX NO MORE ECONOMY COLLAPSE, MY SOLDIERS WILL ARRIVE TO NEW YORK TO TAKE THE WHITE HOUSE JAJAJA. Wait, the White House is in Washington, D.C.? WELL WHO CARES,
NO FOODSOCIALISM FOR BURGER PEOPLE!
- Mauricio Macri - STUPID ARGENTINE PRESIDENT WHO BROKE TIES WITH ME!!!!! HE IS THE REASON WHY HE REVOKED MADURO THE ORDER OF LIBERATOR GENERAL SAN MARTÍN!!!!
Countries who voted against condemning Venezuela (Human rights council)
- Democratic Republic of the Congoball
- Spainball - Mother
- Franceball - Aunt
- Italyball - Uncle
- Portugalball - Uncle
- Romaniaball - Uncle
- Argentinaball - Brother
- Boliviaball - Brother
- Chileball - Brother
- Colombiaball - Brother
- Costa Ricaball - Brother
- Cubaball - Brother
- Dominican Republicball - Brother
- Ecuadorball - Brother
- El Salvadorball - Brother
- Equatorial Guineaball - Brother
- Guatemalaball - Brother
- Hondurasball - Brother
- Mexicoball - Brother
- Nicaraguaball - Brother
- Panamaball - Brother
- Paraguayball - Brother
- Peruball - Brother
- Puerto Ricoball - Brother
- Uruguayball - Brother
- USAball - Half Brother
- Gibraltarball - Half Brother
- Philippinesball - Brother
- Brazilball - Cousin