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Why to be so happy?
 
— Venezuelaball

Venezuela-iconVenezuelaball is the countryball that represents the nation of Venezuela. Its neighbors are Brazil-icon Brazilball, Colombia-iconColombiaball, Guyana-icon Guyanaball, Trinidad and Tobago-icon Trinidad and Tobagoball, Curacao-icon Curacaoball, Bonaire-icon Bonaireball, and Aruba-icon Arubaball. He is also the birthplace and home of his national hero, Simón Bolívar.

He is a pseudo-socialist-communist capitalist country, with the sexiest babes in the world! Often times, USA-icon USAball confuses Ecuador-icon Ecuadorball with Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball.

On 30 July 2017, he held a controversial Venezuelan Constitutional Assembly election, which many countryballs, who are not friends of him, refuse to recognize the results. He just went one step closer to socialism despite many countryballs not recognizing it!

He (Maduro) was sanctioned by USA-icon USAball the day after the elections, in which he called it a "sham".

Personality

He is considered one of the most foul-mouthed of all countryballs, responds everyone with swear words. He is anti-American, however, he gets along well with other Countryballs, especially if they are not USA-icon USAball friendly.

He hates USA-icon USAball for its "savage capitalism" and Colombia-iconColombiaball for being a friend of USA-icon USAball . He has anti-American attitudes. Its capital is Caracasball.

Fun Facts

  • Colombia-icon Colombiaball says he hates him, but admires him in secret, he has a rivalry with him to see who invented the Arepas.
  • Sometimes he wears a red beret, because of Hugo Chavez (CHAVEZ STRONK!). His current president is bird whisperer Nicolás Maduro (a socialist just like Chavez)
  • Also there was a time it was capitalist (Yeah, this is not a joke) and was one of the most developed countries in South America.
  • No toilet paper. ¡Ay coño!
  • Some calls him as the "Father of South America" thanks to Bolívar, wich angers Argentina-icon Argentinaball very much, as he was the first country to rebel against Spain-iconSpainball.
  • It has a lot in common with Argentinaball
  • He becames angry when talking with Guyana-icon Guyanaball
  • Oil gives all friends.
  • USA-icon USAball hates him but still buy most of his oil.
  • How many Miss Universes have? (Because Venezuela is a country that does well in beauty pageants)
  • Venezuelaball also wants to be a commie but for some reason it is not.
  • His government is socialist, a weird mixture or a lot of communism with a little bit of capitalism (even if he hates it).
  • He may go on a non socialist revolution due to general insatisfaction with the socialist regime (yes, it is a regime).
  • He has the biggest oil reserve of the world on his clay.
  • Low crude oil prices are hurting him.
  • His bolívar is losing value and is essentially worthless; as of August 2, 2017, one US dollar was worth 13,780.95 bolívares according to the parallel exchange rate published by DolarToday. His Bs. 20,000 note is worth a mere $1.45 in the black market (versus $6.97 for the official Dicom rate) despite being the highest note he has issued.
  • He cannot into cheap prices and basic goods are absurdly expensive. Many of his people, particularly children, suffer malnutrition and starvation as he faces food shortages now. His citizens have been reporting unintended weight loss (75% of his population lost at least 8.7 kg of weight), which in this case is actually harmful to one's health because they eat too little, especially those who are underweight.

Relations

Friends

Enemies

  • Colombia-icon Colombiaball - USAball puppet, evil neighbor.
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - A Evil Zionist Country, FREE PALESTINE!! Gib F-16 part plox!!!
  • USA-icon USAball - YOU!!!!! YOU ARE A %$#@*%&$#&, ALSO A %$#&, AND BEFORE I FORGET A $&!¨##*&¨@#@!!! STOP DESTABILIZING MY COUNTRY! WAIT JUST TAKE MY OIL PLOX NO MORE ECONOMY COLLAPSE
  • Morocco-icon Moroccoball - FREE WESTERN SAHARA!!
  • Guyana-icon Guyanaball - Esequibo is ours! gib it back to nosotros Coñ@#%tuma#%$! (Anschluss?)

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