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Venezuelaball is the countryball that represents the nation of Venezuela. Its neighbors are Brazilball, Colombiaball, Guyanaball, Trinidad and Tobagoball, Curacaoball, Bonaireball, and Arubaball. He is also the birthplace and home of his national hero, Simón Bolívar.
On 30 July 2017, he held a controversial Venezuelan Constitutional Assembly election, which many countryballs, who are not friends of him, refuse to recognize the results. He just went one step closer to socialism despite many countryballs not recognizing it!
He (Maduro) was sanctioned by USAball the day after the elections, in which he called it a "sham".
He is considered one of the most foul-mouthed of all countryballs, responds everyone with swear words, especially the word "coño". He is anti-American, however, he gets along well with other countryballs, especially if they are not USAball friendly.
- Colombiaball says he hates him, but admires him in secret, he has a rivalry with him to see who invented the Arepas.
- Sometimes he wears a red beret, because of his former president Hugo Chavez. His current president is
bird whispererNicolás Maduro (a socialist just like Chavez)
- Also there was a time it was capitalist (Yeah, this is not a joke) and was one of the most developed countries in South America.
- No toilet paper. ¡Ay coño!
- Some calls him as the "Father of South America" thanks to Bolívar, which angers Argentinaball very much, as he was the first country to rebel against Spainball.
- It has a lot in common with Argentinaball
- He becames angry when talking with Guyanaball
- Oil gives all friends.
- USAball hates him but still buy most of his oil.
- How many Miss Universes have? (Because Venezuela is a country that does well in beauty pageants)
- Venezuelaball also wants to be a commie but for some reason it is not.
- His government is socialist, a weird mixture or a lot of communism with a little bit of capitalism (even if he hates it).
- He may go on a non socialist revolution due to general dissatisfaction with the socialist regime (yes, it is a regime).
- He has the biggest oil reserve of the world on his clay.
- Low crude oil prices are hurting him.
- His bolívar is losing value and is essentially worthless; as of September 1, 2017, one US dollar was worth 18,470.97 bolívares according to the parallel exchange rate published by DolarToday. His Bs. 20,000 note is worth a mere $1.08 in the black market (versus $5.98 for the official Dicom rate of 3345 to one) despite being the highest note he has issued.
- He cannot into cheap prices and basic goods are absurdly expensive. Many of his people, particularly children, suffer malnutrition and starvation as he faces food shortages now. His citizens have been reporting unintended weight loss (75% of his population lost at least 8.7 kg of weight), which in this case is actually harmful to one's health because they eat too little, especially those who are underweight.
- He was good friends with Argentinaball. When he (Argentina) was Kirchnerreich, they (Argentina and Venezuela) had good relations, since their former presidents Cristina Fernández de Kirchner and Hugo Chávez are personal friends. Argentinaball officially left the pink tide on December 10, 2015. Venezuelaball officially called him a traitor because of Macri.
- Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball - Them too
- Algeriaball - WE ARE FRIENDS ALLIES!!! F****** DIE MURICAN EVIL CAPITALISM, COMMUNISM STRONK!!!, KILL ZIONISTS!
- Boliviaball - Not only he is of named after Bolivar, but he has also helped me in the course of my democratic government through the last 18 years, also, he hates the evil burger. He of helpings me against the OASball. Chile should of givings him sea!
- Burundiball - This is what happens when you are with the west, you're friendly with them and then he ran for a third term and Burger and Sissies dumped him. Anyways welcome to the Anti-imperialist squad, you make me proud.
- Catalan Republicball - Mi Dios... Madre killed yuo. Tu were so young... Curse You Madre!
- Chinaball - Sub-Military and space missions giver.
- Crimeaball - I recognize you as Russian Clay
- Cubaball - Now yuo see why yuo should of not havings made friendship with EVIL BURGER, now yuo are into embargo again. (Also RIP Fidel)
- Ecuadorball - Not only of flags, but he is of very similar to me, he of supportings me against evil burger and also against The Anti-Revolutionaries. He loves of spending time with me, but Colombiaball is of tryings to take him away from me! But that will not of happennings...
- El Salvadorball - Also another Central-American Friend. Even though he is of the supportings of the evil burger, He helps against The Anti-Revolutionaries.
- Iranball - Proud Anti-Murican country!
- Malaysiaball - You maybe a friend with that mierda imperialisto esdato murica, but you keep loving boycotting that mierda esdato. I consider you are a satellite of liking that Murcia. Also we open our oil company in each others clay. He can be my oil trading friend.
- North Koreaball - Best friend from the east, ¡VIVA LA KIM! ¡VIVA LA JUCHE!
- Nicaraguaball - Nice Central-American Friend, He has been of helpings me against evil burger and also against The Anti-Revolutionaries.
- Palestineball and Western Saharaball - We recognize and support them
- Philippinesball - HE IS A BROTHER FROM ANOTHER FATHER! I kinda heard that he was recently showing hate on his father, the evil burger... He's taking my advice!
- Russiaball - A proud country! and he's Very nice, gib Su-30 part, gib T-90 gib AK-47, gib Putin.
- Sudanball - Proud Anti American African Country
- Turkeyball - My new ally! I heard that you cut relations with Zionist and captialist pigs! Lets be allies soon.But please stop being burger puppet
- Argentinaball - he was my former ally until December 9, 2015, but now he's a traitor. I heard we had good relations before. I am still angry over CFK leave. Wait what?! She is now a senator! I can't wait for 2019 if she ran again as president.
- Brazilball - You were of good friend until 2016 now he supports my opposition,How can you be in BRICSbricks (With my allies) BUT YOU SUPPORT MY OPPOSITION!! REMOVE HUE!!
- Colombiaball - USAball puppet, evil neighbor.
- Georgiaball - FREE SOUTH OSSETIA AND ABKHAZIA!!
- Guyanaball - Esequibo is ours! gib it back to nosotros Coñ@#%tuma#%$! (Anschluss?)
- Israelcube - A Evil Zionist Country, FREE PALESTINE!!
Gib F-16 part plox!!!
- Moroccoball - FREE WESTERN SAHARA!!
- Switzerlandball - Western puppet scoundrel, yuo are supposed to be of neutral yet you support my opposition remove Swiss
- Spainball - ¡Telling your own hijo to shut up, eh, Madre!? ¡Well, I hate you too, Capitalista!
- Ukraineball - Crimeaball belongs to Russia
- USAball - ¡¡¡¡¡YOU!!!!! ¡YOU ARE A %$#@*%&$#&, ALSO A %$#&, AND BEFORE I FORGET A $&!¨##*&¨@#@!!! ¡STOP DESTABILIZING MY COUNTRY! WAIT JUST TAKE MY OIL PLOX NO MORE ECONOMY COLLAPSE, MY SOLDIERS WILL ARRIVE TO NEW YORK TO TAKE THE WHITE HOUSE JAJAJA
- Spainball - Mother
- Franceball - Aunt
- Italyball - Uncle
- Portugalball - Uncle
- Romaniaball - Uncle
- Argentinaball - Brother
- Boliviaball - Brother
- Chileball - Brother
- Colombiaball - Brother
- Costa Ricaball - Brother
- Cubaball - Brother
- Dominican Republicball - Brother
- Ecuadorball - Brother
- El Salvadorball - Brother
- Equatorial Guineaball - Brother
- Guatemalaball - Brother
- Hondurasball - Brother
- Mexicoball - Brother
- Nicaraguaball - Brother
- Panamaball - Brother
- Paraguayball - Brother
- Peruball - Brother
- Puerto Ricoball - Brother
- Uruguayball - Brother
- USAball - Half Brother
- Gibraltarball - Half Brother
- Philippinesball - Adoptive Brother
- Brazilball - Cousin
| Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela |
|States||Amazonasball • Anzoáteguiball • Apureball • Araguaball • Arubaball • Barinasball • Bolívarball • Bonaireball • Caraboboball • Cojedesball • Curacaoball • Delta Amacuroball • Falcónball • Guáricoball • Laraball • Méridaball • Mirandaball • Monagasball • Nueva Espartaball • Portuguesaball • Sucreball • Táchiraball • Trujilloball • Vargasball • Yaracuyball • Zuliaball • Caracasball • Federal Dependencies of Venezuelaball • Guayana Esequibaball|
|Former entities||Ancient South Americans • Spanish Empireball • First Republic of Venezuelaball • Second Republic of Venezuelaball • Third Republic of Venezuelaball • Gran Colombiaball • United States of Venezuelaball • Fourth Republic of Venezuelaball • Fifth Republic of Venezuelaball|