―Former President Jose Mujica (on how he "accidentally" dissed Argentine President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, not knowing his microphone was still on)
Uruguayball is one of the smallest countryballs in South America. Usually ignored, mainly due to its small size, Uruguay is now renowned as the first countryball that legalised Marijuana. Home of the Sendings-off king himself, Luis Suarez!
Uruguayball was the first countryball to host a FIFA World Cup.
While Uruguay is a friendly country he does not have many friends and is pretty lonely; among his friends is Brazilball, Uruguay likes him because he defends him from Argentina and Chile, also has a friendship with the Netherlands and Jamaica with whom he meets every day to smoke weed.
- Netherlandsball - Smoking buddy.
- Jamaicaball - Another smoking buddy.
- North Koreaball - Another smoking buddy.
But, remove Kim Jong-Un!
- Colombiaball - Another smoking buddy.
- Brazilball - My brother.
- Spainball - My mother.
- Portugalball - My grandfather.
- Argentinaball - My brother. He was angry at me because I dissed CFK. But we are now cool
- UKball - He was the first to recognize my independence, JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA! 1828, never forget!
- Italyball - Dad. I also have the largest Italian population outside of Italy (immigrants and their descendants).
I bit him.
- Switzerlandball - I also remain neutral in wars like him.
- Canadaball - Everybody like him, he is so cool and legalizes everything (LGBT, Marijuana and Prostitution), pretty nice guy.
- USAball - I'm friends with a few of his children.
- Russiaball - Thanks to made my satellite, JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA! 2014, the best year of my life! Also, he is so dangerous and no legalize marijuana.
FUCK YOU, COMMIE. YOU NOT LEGALIZE MARIJUANA, HIJO DE PUTA
- Germanyball - You know... he charges for the guy who stole my flag from unpaid debts.
- Lebanonball - I received immigrants from him in the late 19th century and early 20th century. I have good relations with him.
- Palestineball - I recognize you.
- Chileball - Brother, we like UKball. But, he eliminated me in the Copa America of 2015 and I made obsequious gestures in the game.
- Philippinesball - BROTHER! YOU BIG MURDERER! WHY YOU KILL 3 THOUSAND DRUG USERS! THEY ARE INNOCENT!
- Indonesiaball - YOU BIG MURDERER! YOU KILLED SOME DRUG USERS, HIJO DE PUTA! YOU ARE DUTCH! YOU CANNOT KILL DRUG USERS, MIERDA!
- Mexicoball - He doesn't like drugs, but, he defends narcotrafic.
- Serbiaball - ANOTHER SOCIALIST MURDERER! But, Kosovo is Serbia! I bit yuo.
- Chinaball - ANOTHER FUCKING DRUG MURDERER! REMOVE XI JINPING!
- Greeceball - YOU STOLE MY FLAG, CARAJO! YOU WILL PAY DEBTS!!!
- Venezuelaball - STAY AWAY FROM COLOMBIA! REMOVE NICOLÁS MADURO!
- Iranball - WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? YOU BIG MURDERER! YOU KILLED SOME DRUG USERS, HIJO DE PUTA!
- Paraguayball - JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA! YOU LOSE THE Paraguayan War! AND YOU CANNOT IN TO SEA! TRY TO ANSCHLUSS ME AGAIN!
- Boliviaball - YOU CANNOT IN TO SEA! TRY TO ANSCHLUSS ME!
- Sulball - YOU ARE A MALDITO SEPARATIST IN MY BROTHER! YOU WANT ANSCHLUSS ME!
- Israelcube - FREE PALESTINE, REMOVE ZION! AND NOTHING ELSE!!!
- Kosovoball - KOSOVO IS SERBIA!!!
- Spainball - Mother
- Portugalball - Uncle
- Franceball - Aunt
- Italyball - Uncle
- Argentinaball - Brother
- Boliviaball - Brother
- Colombiaball - Brother
- Costa Ricaball - Brother
- Cubaball - Brother
- Dominican Republicball - Brother
- Ecuadorball - Brother
- El Salvadorball - Brother
- Equatorial Guineaball - Brother
- Guatemalaball - Brother
- Hondurasball - Brother
- Mexicoball - Brother
- Nicaraguaball - Brother
- Panamaball - Brother
- Paraguayball - Brother
- Peruball - Brother
- Puerto Ricoball - Brother
- Uruguayball - Brother
- Venezuelaball - Brother
- USAball - Half Brother
- Gibraltarball - Half Brother
- Philippinesball - Adoptive Brother
- Brazilball - Cousin
|Departments ||Artigasball • Canelonesball • Cerro Largoball • Coloniaball • Duraznoball • Floresball • Floridaball • Lavallejaball • Maldonadoball • Montevideoball • Paysandúball • Río Negroball • Riveraball • Rochaball • Saltoball • San Joséball • Sorianoball • Tacuarembóball • Treinta y Tresball|
|Cities||Montevideoball (Capital) • Punta del Esteball|
|Historical entities||Ancient South Americans • Spanish Empireball • Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball • Banda Orientalball • Provincia Cisplatinaball|
|¿Qué se yo? Estoy re loco.|