“"Esta vieja es peor que el tuerto" (The old lady is worse than the one eyed man).”
―Former President Jose Mujica (on how he "accidentally" dissed Argentine President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, not knowing his microphone was still on)

Uruguayball is one of the smallest countryballs in South America. Usually ignored, mainly due to its small size, Uruguay is now renowned as the first countryball that legalised Marijuana. Home of the Sendings-off king himself, Luis Suarez!

Uruguayball was the first countryball to host a FIFA World Cup.


While Uruguay-icon Uruguay is a friendly country he does not have many friends and is pretty lonely; among his friends is Brazil-icon Brazilball, Uruguay-icon Uruguay likes him because he defends him from Argentina-icon Argentina and Chile-icon Chile, also has a friendship with the Netherlands and Jamaica with whom he meets every day to smoke weed.


  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball - Smoking buddy.
  • Jamaica-icon Jamaicaball - Another smoking buddy.
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - Another smoking buddy. But, remove Kim Jong-Un!
  • Colombia-icon Colombiaball - Another smoking buddy.
  • Brazil-icon Brazilball - My brother.
  • Spain-icon Spainball - My mother.
  • Portugal-icon Portugalball - My grandfather.
  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - My brother. He was angry at me because I dissed CFK. But we are now cool
  • UK-icon UKball - He was the first to recognize my independence, JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA! 1828, never forget!
  • Italy-icon Italyball - Dad. I also have the largest Italian population outside of Italy (immigrants and their descendants). I bit him.
  • Switzerland-icon Switzerlandball - I also remain neutral in wars like him.
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Everybody like him, he is so cool and legalizes everything (LGBT, Marijuana and Prostitution), pretty nice guy.
  • USA-icon USAball - I'm friends with a few of his children. Colorado-icon Washington-icon Oregon-icon Alaska-icon California-icon Nevada-icon Massachussets-icon Maine-icon
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Thanks to made my satellite, JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA! 2014, the best year of my life! Also, he is so dangerous and no legalize marijuana. FUCK YOU, COMMIE. YOU NOT LEGALIZE MARIJUANA, HIJO DE PUTA
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - You know... he charges for Greece-iconthe guy who stole my flag from unpaid debts.
  • Lebanon-icon Lebanonball - I received immigrants from him in the late 19th century and early 20th century. I have good relations with him.
  • Palestine-icon Palestineball - I recognize you.


  • Chile-icon Chileball - Brother, we like UK-icon UKball. But, he eliminated me in the Copa America of 2015 and I made obsequious gestures in the game.