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Ukraineball Україномяч Ukrajinomjač
I'm strong and independent!
Unitary semi-presidential constitutional republic
beautiful, kind for everyone but
don't touch his clay
, nationalistic, loves to cook, independent, singer,
radioactive, , workaholic, loves his folklore, hospitable, thrifty, cunning, disingenuous, farmer and florist
Salo, cossacks, sing, ethnic nationalism, revolutions, art, Taras Shevchenko, footballer Shevchenko, westernisation,
omg, flowers, pigs, OUN, UPA, EU ,Jamala, Ruslana (дикі танці), Verka Serduchka, Antitela(my alternative rock!), MONATIK, Ocean of Elsa (ya ne zdamsya bez boyu!!!)
Salo, borsch, perepichka, pampushki, krovianka, varenyky, galushki, Kyiv cutlet.
See all Eurovision Song Contest! Kyiv is the best!
Ruski, leave me alone!
Ukraineball is a country in Eastern Europe. Son of the former Soviet Unionball and hates Russiaball for taking Crimeaball and attempting to take Novorossiyaball.
History of Ukraine Edit
First form of Ukrainian state was
Kievan Rusball but was later occupied by Mongol Empireball and Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball. Zaporozhian Cossacks tarted rebellion against Poland-Lithuaniaball.And later Tsardom of Russiaball anexed kozak state and became Russian Empireball . However, western parts of Ukraine were part of Austria-Hungaryball. After fall of Russian Empireball Ukraineball became independent for some time, but later was conquered again by the Sovok. Together with some other states their formed the Red empire. Russiaball and Ukraineball were friends.Ukraineball was occupied by Nazis. USSR with Ukrainans defeated Reich and liberated Ukraine.In 1986 when Ukraineball was of the Soviet Unionball, Ukraineball's nuclear power plant exploded and was known as Chernobyl Disaster. It did more harm to Belarusball than Ukraineball. Ukraineball escaped from Soviet Unionball on 24 August 1991.
Modern history of Ukraine Edit
Ukraineball had two revolutions. One in 2004, the Orange Revolution, and the (Euro) Maidan one in 2014.
Ukraineball has troubles with Russiaball, as it annexed his Crimeaball clay.
At the same time,
Novorossiyaball decided to leave Ukraineball, but it's not recognized by anyone.
EUball - Can I into you ? Plox, plox.
NATO - Plox save me from Russia bully.
USAball - Help me against bully Russia! But now you are going to be friends with bully. Plox don't!
Germanyball - Can I into EU ? Sanction Russia.
Georgiaball - Both have a strong hate for Russia for stealing clay, also makes delicious food like khachpuri and red wine. Also member of GUAM.
Croatiaball - Helped me by sending some people, military and money to help.
Bal tic balls - Also hate Russia so they are friends.
Azerbaijanball-I support him in Nagorno-Karabakh war. Also hate Russia but sometimes he is friendly with Russia. Also member of GUAM.
Neutral (Frenemies) Edit
Polandball - STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY CLAY. LVIV, STANISLAWOW AND TARNOPOL ARE OF MINE NOT YUORS!! 1943 BEST DAY OF LIFE!!!! AND YOU BETRAYED ME IN 1920!!! But he is still my brother.
Franceball - I thought you were my friend but then you recognised Crimea as Russia.
Romaniaball - We both hate Russia and can into friends but LET ME BUILD BYSTROYE CANAL AND
NORTHERN BUKOVINA IS OF MINE NOT YUORS! Moldovaball - We are good trading parteners that give each other economic privileges BUT HOTIN AND Also member OF GUAM.
BUDJAK IS OF MINE NOT YUORS! Iranball - He gibs best Oil to me, but I've heard You are best friend of this BIG Satan Russiaball and You recognized as Russiaball And please stay Neutral in my conflict.
Russiaball - Ах ти, маленький ідіот ...Я вб'ю тебе один день... LEAVE ME ALONE! PUTIN HUILO!! WHAT'S YUOR PROBLEM?!
Hungaryball - CARPATHO-RUTHENIA IS OF MINE NOT YUORS!
Crimeaball - Traitor!!! But you're pretty, you will be mine one day.
Novorossiyaball - Another one of dose tratiors, but will be mine one day.
Transnistriaball - Communist retard, used to be part of me, then Moldova, but left him and became friends with Russia. Just let me repair economy and retake at least Donbass,
AND I WILL COME FOR YUO ONE DAY... Belarusball - Stop ranting about Chernobyl disaster of 1986. You deserved it.
Armeniaball - Friends with Russia and recognizes Crimea as Russian clay. Anherd stop bullying Azerbaijanball!