The UN or the United Nations is an inter-countryball club (intergovernmental organization) created after Nazi-icon Naziball and Japanese-Empire-icon Japanball's mental breakdowns. His father was League of Nations-icon League of Nationsball, and his task now is to prevent WW3 from happening and nukes from firing, but we can all see he isn't doing a very good job.He was born in 1945, in San Franciscoball. 



Almost every single countryball and some organizations on Earth-icon Earthball, but the most relevants are:


  • Myanmar-icon Myanmarball - Stop killing the Rohingya, they did nothing to you! Looks like you're getting a fresh set of sanctions.
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - Stop with that agression! I'll give you more sanctions if you dont stop! Stop nuking.
  • Palestine-icon Palestineball - Almost into UN but Israelcube doesn't allow it in.
  • Israel-icon Israelcubethe Arab bloc forced me to say that it is always committing human rights violations against Palestineball.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - You prevented so many kebabs and protected your country during the Asian war. You are good... Well, I forgive you for threatening me to leave me. Just don't do it again, OK? I of needings rice, many rice.
  • Taiwan-icon Taiwanball - Look, I'm sorry for kicking you out, but you aren't allowed back in until more countries recognize you.
  • Sudan-icon Sudanball I like that you are trying to not get banned, but... HAHAHAHA! I WILL ANSCHLUSS YOU FOR BEING A STUPID FREAK! REMOVE KEBAB!!! STAHP BEING MEAN TO OUR NEWEST MEMBER! SERIOUSLY! STOP BEING MEAN TO HIM! or master will anschluss yuo


UN Security Council

The Big Five

WWII winners, defeater of Naziball Masters, Massive Killers, Warlords, biggest weapon sellers, Former And Current Colonialists Of Africa, Middle East, Latin America, Southern Asia and Indochina, Wealth Owner, Bullying Small Balls And Only Legal Nuclear Weapons Owners

  • USA-icon USAball- only superpower so duh, fake freedom My Master
  • Russia-icon Russiaball- ex superpower fake democracy My Master
  • France-icon Franceball- Atomic gamer with many contacts My Mistress
  • UK-icon UKball- Knowledgeable My Master
  • China-icon Chinaball- makes many stuff, fake communism My Master

The G4

Most probable candidates for a permanent seat. But Masters Said No

2017 and 2018's Non Permanent Members

Former Members


Disputed States not in the UN