Turkmenistanball is a countryball in Central Asia. It is very neutral and was formerly led by a crazy leader.
It's known for having the most badass yet most detailed flag ever.
Also he can into melon
He is of workship Türkmenbaşy and the GOD-EMPEROR PROPHET GURBANGULY MÄLIKGULYÝEWIÇ BERDIMUHAMEDOW (all caps, god-emperor title, bold, this very disclaimer and full name are must).
The reason Turkmenistanball looks the way he does comes from Mauritaniaball: Time Traveler episode 6. Where Mauritaniaball travels to 1991 to give Turkmenistanball a new flag, the flag he sews is too small so his wife, North Caucasian Emerateball cuts up his rug and sews it on.
- Russiaball - Just leavings me alones now...(I also just gave him a puppy!)
- North Koreaball - For gibing technology
- Afghanistanball - Afghan contraband best contraband
- Kazakhbrick - Good brother, neightbor and ally, he's the only one who understands me, and I return it with helping him transport
- Iranball - For letting me mining the oil from the Caspian Sea
- Uzbekistanball and Kyrgyzstanball - Brothers in similar situations with me. But Uzbekistan, HOW DID YOU GET HIGHER HDI THAN ME??
- Turkeyball - Best Brother who brought us in glory.
- Switzerlandball - Neutral friend.
- Israelcube - Why not? They gib us Moneys. But let Palestine free!!
- Iranball - For not letting me mining the oil from the Caspian Sea. GIB SOUTH TURKMENISTAN!
- Talibanball - STUPID! YOU KILLED SOME OF MY FRIENDS AND ATTACKED MY BORDER YOU BASTARD!
- USAball - You lier! You are supporting all the terrorists!
- Kurdistanball - Gib back my clay in Kirkuk, Assyriaball and i belong to there. Kurdistan doesnt exist.
- ISISball - SMELLY JIHADIST STOP SLAUGHTERING TURKMENS IN KIRKUK AND ASSYRIA, OR WE'LL SHOW YOU THE POWER OF TURKMENBASHI TO REMOVE YOU FROM OUR RIGHTFUL CLAY!!!
- Tajikistanball - He's a Iranian shit. A SHIT.
How to draw
Turkmenistanball known for having one of the worst and hardest flags to draw ever exist on earth:
- Color the basic circle shape of this green.
- This is the main reason of Turkmen flag difficulty: draw a vertical stripe of five Persian carpets. (Each carpet petterns details and order can be seen in countryball's template)
- Draw five white stars and an inverted crescent.
- Draw the eyes and you have finished.