Turkeyball, officially the Republic of Turkeyball, is a k̶e̶b̶a̶b̶ countryball located between Anatolia, Asia, East Thrace and Middle East, bordered by Syria-icon Syriaball and Iraq-icon Iraqball to the South, Greece-icon Greeceball to the West, Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball to the Northwest, and Iran-icon Iranball to the East. The country is divided into 81 provinces, along with his capital Ankara-icon Ankaraball, giving him a total area of 302,535 square miles, making him the 36th largest country in the world. With a population of about 79.51 million as of 2016, he's the world's 19th most populous country.

Being a Turkic country, as well as having strong ties with the western world, makes Turkey a member of the Turkic Council-icon Turkic Council and NATO-icon NATO. However, even after his attempts, he has failed to become a member of the EU-icon EUball due to the many problems he's dealing with. Turkey is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon EUball.

Turkeyball is often referred as "aggressive, nationalist" because of his actions towards many countryballs. He tends to act very aggressive when it comes to things like the Armenian Genocide or Cyprus, tries to stop any sort of Kurdistan-icon Kurdish nationalism, and now he is beginning to make ties with countries the USA-icon USAball and EU hate the most, like Iran-icon Iranball. Apart from his actions, Turkey still hopes that he can get away from the Middle East and become a peaceful country, however that is very unlikely.

His national day is October 29.


Main article: Ottoman Empireball 

The real name for Turkey is Anatolia. Turkeyball has had much history, mostly because of the neanderthals who lived in the area. However, the neanderthals died out years after meeting the homo sapiens. The homo sapiens came from the Caucasus and migrated into Anatolia. They took over the area and for a while lived in a state of anarchy. The first civilisation in Anatolia was the Hittitesball. While the hittites were strong (they were daring enough to face egypt -which they won against-), their empire fell and out came some small Syro-Hittite stateballs. An example of one Syro-Hittite stateball was Tabalball. There were many Syro-Hittite stateballs but after the collapse of the hittites, the empires that took some lands were Phrygiaball, Urartuball, and Assyriaball.

Shantae lives here..

Flag Color

Colour Name RGB CMYK HEX
Cadmium Red 227,10,23 C1-M92-Y99-K0 #E30A17
White 255,255,255 N/A #FFFFFF



  • Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball - Best friends and brothers. We call each other "kardeşim" (qardaşım in Azerbaijani) which means "my brother".
  • Bashkortostan-icon Bashkortostanball - I love his culture, he is my brother, but Tatarstan is a bit mad at him for no-sense reasons, I really want to make him independent as he used to be, but that Russia-icon vodka is an obsessive land controller.
  • Bosnia-icon Bosniaball - Best friend. I turned him kebab long ago. They had (and having) some similar problems cough* *Serbia-icon Serbiaball *cough* and both had serious mining accidents in the same year. This makes both countryballs sympathise each other and thus, forming a friendship.
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Best Western friend since 1944. Multilateral cooperation has grown through links in NATO, the United Nations and its agencies, the OSCE, the OECD, and the Council of Europe. Through these shared ties, Me and Canada are working together toward a common goal of promoting peace and stability throughout Europe, the Middle East and Central Asia. He has 63,955 Canadians of Turkish ancestry. I am proud of him
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - We see of like brothers after I helped him to fight against North Korea-icon North Koreaball. Even though South Koreaball forgets the name sometimes. We are also related in Mongol and language.
  • Northern Cyprus-icon Northern Cyprusball - The only Cyprus and glorious son! I'm his mentor and proud father. (Also true Kebab) BUT YOUR PEOPLE BETRAY ME
  • Kazakhstan-icon Kazakhstanbrick, Kyrgyz-icon Kyrgyzstanball, Turkmen-icon Turkmenistanball, Uzbek-icon Uzbekistanball: We are from the same family so they are kebab too. Kyrgyz people betray me
  • Qatar-icon Qatarball - He is my only true Arabian Friend, because he hates Saudi Arabia. But I help him and give Weapons against evil Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball. And Thank you for let my soldiers into your clay.
  • Pakistan-icon Pakistanball - Does not recognise Armenia as a country, unlike me. Also helped me in my worst times.
  • Gaza-icon Gazaball - I will always support you, Palestine!
  • Ukraine-icon Ukraineball - We are doing military cooperation, Crimea-icon Crimeaball belongs to you
  • Mongolia-icon Mongoliaball - Is of non-kebab Buddhist relative
  • Georgia-icon Georgiaball - Georgians occupy north-east of Turkey, but we're still in normal circumstances. Please tell Armenia to shut up.
  • Kurdistan-icon Old Kurdistan - We used to be friends...Wut Happened? Why did You suddenly bombings ofus?
  • Kosovo-icon Kosovoball - You of independent
  •  Japan-iconJapanball - He is a good friend because of since the Ertuğrul incident, he was cared my martyrs. He also denies war crimes like me, i love it
  •  Poland-iconPolandball - Respectable friend, because he defeated me in 17th century at  Viennaball, and from that moment Poland is respectable friend. After the partitions of  Poland I still draw maps with his old territories, so Poland very likes me for this reason.
  • Macedonia-icon Macedoniaball - both used to have problems with greeks
  • Serbia-icon Serbia IRL - We don't have problems IRL sorry for counquering you
  • New Zealand-icon New Zealandball - Fought against each other in the Gallipoli campaign during WWI. I now let him preform memorial services at Gallipoli.


  • EU-icon EUball - Please let me in, I've been waiting since 1963! (And don't tell me about refugees, my refugee population is more than Macedonia [NOT FYROM Greece-icon Greeceball]'s population)
  • Bolivia-icon Nicaragua-icon Cuba-icon Zimbabwe-icon Burundi-icon Sudan-icon Venezuela-icon Iran-icon Anti Imperialist Squad - My new friends, keep standing against you know? In fact, I have always liked NATO and the European Union, but I was forced by Trump’s isolationism.
  • China-icon Chinaball - Great trade partner of me, pls don't do anything to Uyghurs (YES NOT XINJIANG). Note: YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT THAT SHIP!!!
  • Crimea-icon Crimeaball - My Tatar Sister, but why support Russia-icon Russiaball? Oh I know You Hate That Eurogay.
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - NAZI! You tried to spy on me and now you are not letting me in to EU-icon your union! YOU SAY THERE WAS GENOCIDE! But you tried to get our relations better. Btw STOP SUPPORT THOSE KURDS TERRORISTS, BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF YOU AND WITH THE KURDS, YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN ARMENIA! However he also doesn't like Greeceball and there are many of me on his clay. (don't you dare oppress them) AND STOP INCREASING THE GODDAMN EURO
  • India-icon Indiaball - Son of that colonial guy UK-icon, nowadays friends now. However, I despise Gandhi for his opinions on my father's actions. I know you have issues with Pakistan-icon Pakistan and Islam-icon Islam, but I do not care because I am friend of yuo two. Thanks for not recognizing the Armenian Genocide.
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - I've decided to recognize this guy and have relations with him. He also hates Saudi Arabia and is friends with my brother, but why you have to hate Iran?
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Today we have good relationships with him, but he distrusts me because I keep attacking his Armenia-icon Syria-icon His Allies. Also Crimea is of Ukraine.
  • UK-icon UKball - YUO HELP ARABS REVOLT! WWI NEVER FORGET!!! But we are both in NATO and we both love tea nowadays so we are good for now.
  • USA-icon USAball - I'm in his NATO alliance, and help him with his War on Terror. But STOP SUPPORTING THAT BEGGAR, AND NORTHERN CYPRUS IS REAL CYPRUS! Call me a dictatorship one more time, I dare you. ok I agree erdoğan sucks AND STOP INCREASING GOD DAMN DOLLAR!
  • Australia-icon Australiaball - Gallipoli campaign never forget.
  • Sweden-icon Swedenball - Why don’t you want to be a kebab. OR I WILL FORCE YOU TO BE ONE
  • Greece-icon Greeceball -  loveA-hate relationship. The bread and butter of many comic strips is the rivalry between these two, specifically the Greco-Turkish Internet War. Both countryballs are the first to help each other when something bad happens to one of them, an example to this is the Gölcük Earthquake in 1999 in which Greeceball helped Turkeyball recover from it. Let's just hope Turkeyball will help Greeceball with his poor economyYou have good food
  • Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball - We are good for now but gib me your coast because that's where ethnic </ people live and stop oppressing them or I will Anschluss you you Slavic Brainwashed Turk
  • Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball - Pure evil, plus he supported Kurds although he is on a bad situation am glad that you're end now I'm not alone.AND STOP RAGING ABOUT ME NOT JOINING YOU ON YOUR PAGE. But a lot of thanks for helping me at War of Independence
  • Arab League-icon Arabs - There have been grievances in history, but for the glory of Ottoman, let us sing the nation and all the people who love the Islamic world to be brothers and sisters.
  • Iran-icon Iranball -He is my new Frenemy, because he hates Saudi Arabia. But I hate Saudi Arabia more. Both we support Qatar against evil Terrorist Saudi Arabia. He also gibs me Oil. Btw PLS DON'T SUPPORT ARMENIA TO KILL AZERBAIJAN, BECAUSE AZERBAIJAN IS SHIA MUSLIM LIKE YUO.
  • Romania-icon Romaniaball -  We can into friends since we both hate Russia and stuff but PLEASE STOP REMOVING KEBAB!
  • Albania-icon Albaniaball -Fellow kebab. He used to be Christian but I made him Muslim. He used to be part of glorious Ottoman but gained independence. Good friend and also we like eat simit, he still hates me after what I did to Skanderbeg and won't shut up about it.


  • Armenia-icon Armeniaball - Both are bitter rivals because of the Armenian Genocide in 1915 THERE WAS NO GENOCIDE! Turkeyball picks on Armenia-icon Armeniaball when Armenia-icon Armeniaball isn't demanding something from him or the other Caucasian countryballs. Friends with Russia-icon Russiaball and a threat due to housing Russian military bases near border. .Also, I did not doing genocide, it was Israel did genocide. They hid their backlash so you get fooled by the real perpetrator.
  • Cyprus-icon Cyprusball - Turkeyball "invaded" and took almost half of its clay to Northern Cyprus-icon TRNCball which only Turkeyball recognizes and now Turkeyball is hated by Cyprusball because of that.
  • UAE-icon UAEball - Verräter, the same Islamic world, belongs to the Sunnis. since we support the common enemy of our Muslim Brotherhood and Wahhab, Zionist Kurd. Wirklich Sie ist ohne Ehre!
  • Serbia-icon Bulgaria-icon Armenia-icon Romania-icon Greece-icon Kebab Remover Team :Those weak countries hate me but they are not of stronk so I don't care about them.
  • Myanmar-icon Myanmarball - That bitch killing and killing more kebab. All kebabs must cooperate and remove you. DEFEND ARAKAN!
  • Syria-icon Syriaball - Turkey has a huge problem with the Syrian immigrants *cough*ISIS-icon ISISball *cough* (nearly 3 million of them!) but he seems to let them in whatever the consequences may be. Turkeyball hopes that their democracy with 100% freedom may come rapidly as well as their refugees to get out. plox send more refugees so I can into EU
  • Kurdistan-icon Kurdistanball - Who? Oh, that separatist (Turkey has had enough of Kurdistan and will seize any opportunity to crack the skull of the separatist). STOP BOMBING OUR CITIES YOU DIRTY RATS! AND DON'T TRY TO STEAL MY LAND YOU COCKSUCKER AND FOLLOW MY LEAD AMK.
  • Tunisia-icon Tunisiaball - Oh look what we have here? Some kind of wannabe kebab remover who still hates me for occupying him for like 200 years ago. Maybe I should call you for third main kebab remover. Maybe France, Italy or Spain should have colonised you after all. You stole my flag. I will invade you again you wannabe Pro-serbian fuck just wait.7
  • Serbia-iconSerbia in memes - He talks more about me than I talk about myself. Fancies himself the main kebab remover and Turkeyball's main enemy. In reality I couldn't care less about him. He's still mad that I conquered and dominated him for centuries. The accordion, anything about  Ottomanball and their trademark words from their respective languages' slang are the main weapons of their arguments in the comics. He is so "powerful" his only weapon is words, what a joke.

Famous Turks







  • "Lan" - is a slang word that you can use after a sentence (remotely similar to rude forms of the word "you" in Japanese). to represent anger. It is used to call on people too.
  • "Amk" - is short version of Amına koyayım or Amına koduğum(un) which means Fuck you and Fucking (off).
  • "OÇ" - is short version of Orospu çocuğu which means son of a bitch.
  • "Hassiktir!" - used in the places of "Oh fuck!"
  • "sg" - is short version of Siktir git which means Fuck off!
  • "Ne diyorsun" is a short version of u w0t m8.
  • "Yarrak" and "Sik" means dick and Fuck
  • "Sana ne" is a version of WHAT'S IT TO YA?! He says it to Armenia quite a lot wonder why
  • "Ananı sikeyim" means "fuck your mom"
  • TBMM is Türkiye Büyük Millet Meclisi it means "Grand National Assembly of Turkey"
  • Turkish for non-Turkish countries: in Turkish, "Türk" means "Turkish" and "Turkic". In Turkish, there is not a word called "Turkic" so they say Turkish instead of Turkic.
  • Wut?

How To Draw

Drawıng Turkeyball is easy: 1. Draw a circle.

2. Color it red.

3. Draw star and crescent.

4. Draw the eyes. Done!



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