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Turkeyball, officially the Republic of Turkeyball, is a k̶e̶b̶a̶b̶ countryball located between Anatolia, Asia, East Thrace and Middle East, bordered by Syriaball and Iraqball to the South, Greeceball to the West, Bulgariaball to the Northwest, and Iranball to the East. The country is divided into 81 provinces, along with his capital Ankaraball, giving him a total area of 302,535 square miles, making him the 36th largest country in the world. With a population of about 79.51 million as of 2016, he's the world's 19th most populous country.
Being a Turkic country, as well as having strong ties with the western world, makes Turkey a member of the Turkic Council and NATO. However, even after his attempts, he has failed to become a member of the EUball due to the many problems he's dealing with. Turkey is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.
Turkeyball is often referred as "aggressive, nationalist" because of his actions towards many countryballs. He tends to act very aggressive when it comes to things like the Armenian Genocide or Cyprus, tries to stop any sort of Kurdish nationalism, and now he is beginning to make ties with countries the USAball and EU hate the most, like Iranball. Apart from his actions, Turkey still hopes that he can get away from the Middle East and become a peaceful country, however that is very unlikely.
His national day is October 29.
- Main article: Ottoman Empireball
The real name for Turkey is Anatolia. Turkeyball has had much history, mostly because of the neanderthals who lived in the area. However, the neanderthals died out years after meeting the homo sapiens. The homo sapiens came from the Caucasus and migrated into Anatolia. They took over the area and for a while lived in a state of anarchy. The first civilisation in Anatolia was the Hittitesball. While the hittites were strong (they were daring enough to face egypt -which they won against-), their empire fell and out came some small Syro-Hittite stateballs. An example of one Syro-Hittite stateball was Tabalball. There were many Syro-Hittite stateballs but after the collapse of the hittites, the empires that took some lands were Phrygiaball, Urartuball, and Assyriaball.
- Azerbaijanball - Best friends and brothers. We call each other "kardeşim" (qardaşım in Azerbaijani) which means "my brother".
- Bashkortostanball - I love his culture, he is my brother, but Tatarstan is a bit mad at him for no-sense reasons, I really want to make him independent as he used to be, but that vodka is an obsessive land controller.
- Bosniaball - Best friend. I turned him kebab long ago. They had (and having) some similar problems
cough* * Serbiaball *cough*and both had serious mining accidents in the same year. This makes both countryballs sympathise each other and thus, forming a friendship.
- Canadaball - Best Western friend since 1944. Multilateral cooperation has grown through links in NATO, the United Nations and its agencies, the OSCE, the OECD, and the Council of Europe. Through these shared ties, Me and Canada are working together toward a common goal of promoting peace and stability throughout Europe, the Middle East and Central Asia. He has 63,955 Canadians of Turkish ancestry. I am proud of him
- South Koreaball - We see of like brothers after I helped him to fight against North Koreaball. Even though South Koreaball forgets the name sometimes. We are also related in Mongol and language.
- Northern Cyprusball - The only Cyprus and glorious son! I'm his mentor and proud father. (Also true Kebab)
BUT YOUR PEOPLE BETRAY ME
- Kazakhstanbrick, Kyrgyzstanball, Turkmenistanball, Uzbekistanball: We are from the same family so they are kebab too.
Kyrgyz people betray me
- Qatarball - He is my only true Arabian Friend, because he hates Saudi Arabia. But I help him and give Weapons against evil Saudi Arabiaball. And Thank you for let my soldiers into your clay.
- Pakistanball - Does not recognise Armenia as a country,
unlike me. Also helped me in my worst times.
- Gazaball - I will always support you, Palestine!
- Ukraineball - We are doing military cooperation, Crimeaball belongs to you
- Mongoliaball - Is of non-kebab Buddhist relative
- Georgiaball - Georgians occupy north-east of Turkey, but we're still in normal circumstances.
Please tell Armenia to shut up.
- Old Kurdistan - We used to be friends...Wut Happened? Why did You suddenly bombings ofus?
- Kosovoball - You of independent
- Japanball - He is a good friend because of since the Ertuğrul incident, he was cared my martyrs.
He also denies war crimes like me, i love it
- Polandball - Respectable friend, because he defeated me in 17th century at Viennaball, and from that moment Poland is respectable friend. After the partitions of Poland I still draw maps with his old territories, so Poland very likes me for this reason.
- Macedoniaball - both used to have problems with greeks
- Serbia IRL - We don't have problems IRL sorry for counquering you
- New Zealandball - Fought against each other in the Gallipoli campaign during WWI. I now let him preform memorial services at Gallipoli.
- EUball - Please let me in, I've been waiting since 1963! (And don't tell me about refugees, my refugee population is more than Macedonia [NOT FYROM Greeceball]'s population)
- Anti Imperialist Squad -
My new friends, keep standing against imperialism.do you know? In fact, I have always liked NATO and the European Union, but I was forced by Trump’s isolationism.
- Chinaball - Great trade partner of me, pls don't do anything to Uyghurs (YES NOT XINJIANG). Note: YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT THAT SHIP!!!
- Crimeaball - My Tatar Sister, but why support Russiaball? Oh I know You Hate That Eurogay.
- Germanyball - NAZI! You tried to spy on me and now you are not letting me in to your union! YOU SAY THERE WAS GENOCIDE! But you tried to get our relations better. Btw STOP SUPPORT THOSE KURDS TERRORISTS, BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF YOU AND WITH THE KURDS, YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN ARMENIA! However he also doesn't like Greeceball and there are many of me on his clay. (don't you dare oppress them) AND STOP INCREASING THE GODDAMN EURO
- Indiaball - Son of that colonial guy , nowadays friends now. However, I despise Gandhi for his opinions on my father's actions. I know you have issues with Pakistan and Islam, but I do not care because I am friend of yuo two. Thanks for not recognizing the Armenian Genocide.
- Israelcube - I've decided to recognize this guy and have relations with him. He also hates Saudi Arabia and is friends with my brother, but why you have to hate Iran?
- Russiaball - Today we have good relationships with him, but he distrusts me because I keep attacking his His Allies. Also Crimea is of Ukraine.
- UKball - YUO HELP ARABS REVOLT! WWI NEVER FORGET!!! But we are both in NATO and we both love tea nowadays so we are good for now.
- USAball - I'm in his NATO alliance, and help him with his War on Terror. But STOP SUPPORTING THAT BEGGAR, AND NORTHERN CYPRUS IS REAL CYPRUS! Call me a dictatorship one more time, I dare you.
ok I agree erdoğan sucksAND STOP INCREASING GOD DAMN DOLLAR!
- Australiaball - Gallipoli campaign never forget.
- Swedenball - Why don’t you want to be a kebab.
OR I WILL FORCE YOU TO BE ONE
- Greeceball - loveA-hate relationship. The bread and butter of many comic strips is the rivalry between these two, specifically the Greco-Turkish Internet War. Both countryballs are the first to help each other when something bad happens to one of them, an example to this is the Gölcük Earthquake in 1999 in which Greeceball helped Turkeyball recover from it.
Let's just hope Turkeyball will help Greeceball with his poor economyYou have good food
- Bulgariaball - We are good for now but gib me your coast because that's where ethnic </ people live and stop oppressing them or I will Anschluss you you Slavic Brainwashed Turk
- Venezuelaball My new Ally BUT STOP RECOGNISING THE MOVINGS OF ARMENIANS AS GENOCIDE AND STABILIZE GOVERNMENT PLOX YOUR CURRENCY IS EVEN WORSE THAN MINE
- Soviet Unionball - Pure evil, plus he supported Kurds although he is on a bad situation am glad that you're end now I'm not alone.AND STOP RAGING ABOUT ME NOT JOINING YOU ON YOUR PAGE. But a lot of thanks for helping me at War of Independence
- Arabs - There have been grievances in history, but for the glory of Ottoman, let us sing the nation and all the people who love the Islamic world to be brothers and sisters.
- Iranball -He is my new Frenemy, because he hates Saudi Arabia. But I hate Saudi Arabia more. Both we support Qatar against evil Terrorist Saudi Arabia. He also gibs me Oil. Btw PLS DON'T SUPPORT ARMENIA TO KILL AZERBAIJAN, BECAUSE AZERBAIJAN IS SHIA MUSLIM LIKE YUO.
- Romaniaball - We can into friends since we both hate Russia and stuff but PLEASE STOP REMOVING KEBAB!
- Albaniaball -Fellow kebab. He used to be Christian but I made him Muslim. He used to be part of glorious Ottoman but gained independence. Good friend and also we like eat simit, he still hates me after what I did to Skanderbeg and won't shut up about it.
- Armeniaball - Both are bitter rivals because of the Armenian Genocide in 1915 THERE WAS NO GENOCIDE! Turkeyball picks on Armeniaball when Armeniaball isn't demanding something from him or the other Caucasian countryballs. Friends with Russiaball and a threat due to housing Russian military bases near border. .Also, I did not doing genocide, it was Israel did genocide. They hid their backlash so you get fooled by the real perpetrator.
- Cyprusball - Turkeyball "invaded" and took almost half of its clay to TRNCball which only Turkeyball recognizes and now Turkeyball is hated by Cyprusball because of that.
- UAEball - Verräter, the same Islamic world, belongs to the Sunnis. since we support the common enemy of our Muslim Brotherhood and Wahhab, Zionist Kurd. Wirklich Sie ist ohne Ehre!
- Kebab Remover Team :Those weak countries hate me but they are not of stronk so I don't care about them.
- Myanmarball - That bitch killing and killing more kebab. All kebabs must cooperate and remove you. DEFEND ARAKAN!
- Saudi Arabiaball - OH! HOW I HATE YOU! YOU ARE REASON THAT HELPING UK AND NOW YOU SAYING BETRAYED ME!?! I NEVER GOING FRIEND WITH YOU ANYMORE! NOW I AM FRIENDS WITH IRAN AND QATAR SO WE WILL REMOVE YOU AT ALL!!!
- Syriaball - Turkey has a huge problem with the Syrian immigrants
*cough* ISISball *cough*(nearly 3 million of them!) but he seems to let them in whatever the consequences may be. Turkeyball hopes that their democracy with 100% freedom may come rapidly as well as their refugees to get out. plox send more refugees so I can into EU
- Kurdistanball - Who? Oh, that separatist (Turkey has had enough of Kurdistan and will seize any opportunity to crack the skull of the separatist). STOP BOMBING OUR CITIES YOU DIRTY RATS! AND DON'T TRY TO STEAL MY LAND YOU COCKSUCKER AND FOLLOW MY LEAD AMK.
- Tunisiaball - Oh look what we have here? Some kind of wannabe kebab remover who still hates me for occupying him for like 200 years ago. Maybe I should call you for third main kebab remover. Maybe France, Italy or Spain should have colonised you after all. You stole my flag.
I will invade you again you wannabe Pro-serbian fuck just wait.7
- Serbia in memes - He talks more about me than I talk about myself. Fancies himself the main kebab remover and Turkeyball's main enemy. In reality I couldn't care less about him. He's still mad that I conquered and dominated him for centuries. The accordion, anything about Ottomanball and their trademark words from their respective languages' slang are the main weapons of their arguments in the comics. He is so "powerful" his only weapon is words, what a joke.
- ISISball -- YOU ARE RUINING MY COUNTRY YOU IDIOT, KILLING THOUSANDS OF POEPLE IN MY COUNTTTTRRRIIIIIEEEEEE!!!?? I HOPE YOUR SOLDIERS DIE IN THE EXACT MOMENT.I AM THE FIRST COUNTRY WITH MOST REFUGES JUST FOR YOUR SILLYS WARE! REMOVE!!! REMOVE!!
- Nazi Germanyball - Liked you until I learned how evil you were
- Israelcube(sometimes) NO RELATIONS WITH YOU ANYMORE YOU ZIONIST FUCKER! I KNEW THAT YOU KILL INNOCENT PALESTINIANS SO YOU WILL PAY!! FREE PALESTINE!!! ALSO, YOU'RE NOT WORTHY TO RECOGNIZE THIS GENOCIDE BECAUSE YOU DID IT AND FOOLING ME WITH UR DUNAMAH THING! EXPECT A BACKLASH TO ARMENIANS NOW
- People who say Kebab means Islamball - JUST...STOP OK?KEBAB MEANS TURKIC
- Xiongnuball - Ancestor
- Gokturkball - Great Great Grandfather
- Oghuz Yabguball - Great Grandfather
- Kimek Khanateball - Grand uncle
- Khwarazmianball - Grand Uncle
- Seljuk Empireball - Grand father
- Ottomanball - Father
- TRNCball - Son
- Azerbaijanball - Brother
- Turkmenistanball - Brother
- Turkmeneliball - Nephew
- Kazakhbrick - Brother
- Kyrgyzstanball - Brother
- Uzbekistanball - Brother
- Uyghurball - Twin
- Bashkortostanball - Brother
- Tatarstanball - Brother
- Altaiball - Distant Brother(linguistically) 8th cousin (genetically)
- Yakutiaball - Distant brother (linguistically) 9th cousin(genetically)
- Tuvaball - Distant Brother (linguistically) 9th cousin (genetically)
- Buryatiaball - Distant nephew
- Kalmykiaball - Distant nephew
- Chuvashiaball- Brother
- Mongoliaball - Distant Brother
- Inner Mongoliaball - Distant Nephew
- Japanball - Distant Cousin
- South Koreaball - Distant Cousin
- Crimeaball - Half-Sister
- "Lan" - is a slang word that you can use after a sentence (remotely similar to rude forms of the word "you" in Japanese). to represent anger. It is used to call on people too.
- "Amk" - is short version of Amına koyayım or Amına koduğum(un) which means Fuck you and Fucking (off).
- "OÇ" - is short version of Orospu çocuğu which means son of a bitch.
- "Hassiktir!" - used in the places of "Oh fuck!"
- "sg" - is short version of Siktir git which means Fuck off!
- "Ne diyorsun" is a short version of u w0t m8.
- "Yarrak" and "Sik" means dick and Fuck
- "Sana ne" is a version of WHAT'S IT TO YA?! He says it to Armenia quite a lot wonder why
- "Ananı sikeyim" means "fuck your mom"
- TBMM is Türkiye Büyük Millet Meclisi it means "Grand National Assembly of Turkey"
- Turkish for non-Turkish countries: in Turkish, "Türk" means "Turkish" and "Turkic". In Turkish, there is not a word called "Turkic" so they say Turkish instead of Turkic.
How To Draw
Drawıng Turkeyball is easy: 1. Draw a circle.
2. Color it red.
3. Draw star and crescent.
4. Draw the eyes. Done!