|“|| Ne mutlu Türküm diyene.|
(How happy is the one who says I am a Turk)
— Mustafa Kemal Atatürk
also known as Kebab The Great or The Main Kebab, is a countryball located between Anatolia, Asia, East Thrace and Middle East. Turkeyball is often depicted as male. He is the brother of Azerbaijanball.
He, along with other Turkballs have the goal of forming Turanball, which is the EUball of nations which uses the languages in the Ural-Altaic language family which expands the union to even Estoniaball, Finlandball, Hungaryball, North Koreaball, South Koreaball and of course, Mongoliaball. He is also really bad at translating songs.
Turkeyball hopes that he can get away from middle east and become a peaceful country as long time ago.
Turkeyball is really becoming mad when people say him arab. Founder of glorious Turanball, Turkeyball secretly envies Iranball about his missiles and overall power in the Middle East but distances himself away from him.
He holds a hatred for Iranball because of the actions of Iranball in the Karabakh conflict. Turkeyball is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.
Turkeyball hates Thanksgiving, for obvious reason. His birthday (national day) is in October 29.
Turkeyball is often referred as "aggressive, nationalist because of his actions towards many countryballs. It is shown that he has a soft side and fondness towards those who compliment about his war history.
Turkeyball tends to get nationalist so very fast and this is why he often jumps into historical arguments. This can be seen with Kurdistanball, Armeniaball, Serbiaball, Greeceball, Georgiaball. And now, Turkeyball plans to join EUball
for 50 years but don't wanna anymore.
- TRNCball - Son
- Ottomanball - Father
- Seljuk Empireball - Grandfather
- Oghuz Yabguball - Great grandfather
- Gokturkball - Great great grandfather
- Xiongnuball - Great great great grandfather
- Azerbaijanball - Brother
- Turkmenistanball - Brother
- Kazakhbrick - Brother
- Kyrgyzstanball - Brother
- Uzbekistanball - Brother
- Greeceball - Brother
- USAball - We have one of the greatest friendships I know! He helps me during hard times, I really care about yuo! But, WHY YUO BAN ME?! I’m innocent! Hopefully yuo will change your mind sinner or later, I still love yuo to this day.
- Azerbaijanball - Best friends and brothers. We call each other "kardeşim" (qardaşım in Azerbaijani) which means "my brother".
- Japanball He is a good friend because of since the Ertuğrul incident, he was cared my martyrs.
He also denies war crimes like me, i love it
- South Koreaball - We see of like brothers after I helped him to fight against North Koreaball. Even though South Koreaball forgets the name sometimes. We are also related in mongol and language, so, secretly better friend than azer.
- Northern Cyprusball - The only Cyprus and glorious son! I'm his mentor and proud father. (also true Kebab)
- Kazakhstanbrick, Krygyzstanball, Turkmenistanball, Uzbekistanball: We are from the same family so they are kebab too.
- Polandball - Respectable friend, because he defeated me in 17th century at Viennaball, and from that moment Poland is respectable friend. After the partitions of Poland I still draw maps with his (Poland) old territories, so Poland very likes me for this reason.
- Macedoniaball - Have the same problems with Greeceball, help each other. Also the father of modern Turkeyball - Ataturk was from a small town in west (Yugoslavic) Macedoniaball: Centar Župaball and that makes a big friendship between the two countries.
- Qatarball - He is my only true Arabian Friend, because he hates Saudi Arabia. But I help him and give Weapons against evil Saudi Arabiaball. And Thank you for let my Soldiers into your clay.
- Pakistanball - Does not recognise Armenia as a country. Also helped me in my worst times.
- Venezuelaball - My New ally who hates USA too. We Are also Both Supproting Palestine.
- Bosniaball - I turned him kebab long ago. They had (and having) some similiar problems
*cough* Serbiaball *cough*and both had serious mining accidents in the same year. This makes both countryballs sympathise each other and thus, forming a friendship. Bosniaball sometimes starts conflicts about how Ottomanball enslaved them but Turkeyball doesn't seem to say anything about it.
- Albaniaball - Fellow kebab. He used to be Christian but I made him Muslim. He used to be part of glorious Ottomanball but gained independence. Good friend and also we like eat simit, he still hates me after what I did to Skanderbeg and won't shut up about it.
- Georgiaball: Georgians occupy north-east of Turkey, but we're still in normal circumstances.
Please tell Armenia to shut up.
- Germanyball - NAZI! You tried to spy on me and now you are not letting me in to your union! YOU SAY THERE WAS GENOCIDE! But you tried to get our realitions better. Btw STOP SUPPORT THOSE KURDS TERRORISTS, BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF YOU AND WITH THE KURDS, YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN ARMENIA! However he also doesn't like Greeceball and there are many of me on his clay.
- Iranball - He is my new Frenemy, because he hates Saudi Arabia. But I hate Saudi Arabia more. Both we support Qatar against evil Terrorist Saudi Arabia. He also gibs me Oil. Btw PLS DON'T SUPPORT ARMENIA TO KILL AZERBAIJAN, BECAUSE AZERBAIJAN IS SHIA MUSLIM LIKE YUO! ALSO FREE SOUTH AZERBAIJAN!
- Russiaball - Well, before plane crisis we were havings good times (especially with Russian tourists). Told him that I was "sorry" about what have I done. Cuz of that we are going to fix relations after the plane crisis, hey can you offings forgive me? Oh, and.. Sorry for that assassination attempt! USA sent him.
- Romaniaball - We can into friends since we both hate Russia and stuff but PLEASE STOP REMOVING KEBAB!
- Kurdistanball: Who? Oh, that separatist (Turkey has had enough of Kurdistan and will seize any opportunity to crack the skull of the separatist). STOP BOMBING OUR CITIES YOU DIRTY RATS! AND DON'T TRY TO STEAL MY LAND YOU COCKSUCKER.
- Cyprusball: Turkeyball "invaded" and took almost half of its clay to TRNCball which only Turkeyball recognises and now Turkeyball is hated by Cyprusball because of that.
- Armeniaball - Both are bitter rivals
because of the Armenian Genocide in 1915THERE WAS NO GENOCIDE! Turkeyball picks on Armeniaball when Armeniaball isn't demanding something from him or the other Caucasian countryballs. Friends with Russiaball and a threat due to housing Russian military bases near border. I recognize genocide if you leave Norgano-Karabakh.
- Serbiaball - He talks more about me than I talk about myself. Fancies himself the main kebab remover and Turkeyball's main enemy. In reality I couldn't care less about him. He's still mad that I conquered and dominated him for centuries. The accordion, anything about Ottomanball and their trademark words from their respective languages' slang are the main weapons of their arguments in the comics. He is so "powerful" his only weapon is words, what a joke.
- Greeceball - A beggar without money *throws 1 Turkish Lira at him*. Also can't get my beautifiul cities.
I will get islands and be like my father ASJLFSJFLSKLJJLJ
- Syriaball - Turkey has a huge problem with the Syrian immigrants (nearly 3 million of them!) but he seems to let them in whatever the consequences may be. Turkeyball hopes that their democracy with 100% freedom may come rapidly as well as their refugees to get out.
- Chinaball - Turkeyball sees Chinaball as an evildoer who eats things that give people nightmares. He also hates Chinaball because of the whole East Turkestan conflict. The hate grows further as Turkeyball accuses Chinaball of being too poor to actually make durable products (and calls Chinaball names such as "çekirge götü" which means that Chinaball looks like the buttocks of a cricket.).
- Tunisiaball - Oh look what we have here? Some kind of wannabe kebab remover who still hates me for occupying him for like 200 years ago. Maybe I should call you for third main kebab remover. Maybe France, Italy or Spain should have colonised you after all.
I will invade you again you wannabe Pro-serbian fuck just wait.
- Myanmarball - That bitch killing and killing more kebab. All kebabs must cooperate and remove you. DEFEND ARAKAN!
- Israelcube - NO RELATIONS WITH YOU ANYMORE YOU ZIONIST FUCKER! I KNEW THAT YOU KILL INNOCENT PALESTIANS SO YOU WILL PAY!! FREE PALESTINE!!!
- Arabs - TAKE YOUR BROTHERS FROM MY COUNTRIE YUO IDIOT CAMEL FUCKERS! ALSO NEVER FORGET WWI! REMOVE OIL!!!!!!
- ISISball - YOU ARE RUINING MY COUNTRY YOU IDIOT, KILLING THOUSANDS OF POEPLE IN MY COUNTTTTRRRIIIIIEEEEEE!!!?? I HOPE YOUR SOLDIERS DIE IN THE EXACT MOMENT.I AM THE FIRST COUNTRY WITH MOST REFUGES JUST FOR YOUR SILLYS WARE! REMOVE!!! REMOVE!!
- "Lan" - is a slang word that you can use after a sentence (remotely similar to rude forms of the word "you" in Japanese). to represent anger. It is used to call on people too.
- "Amk" - is short version of Amına koyayım or Amına koduğum(un) which means Fuck you and Fucking (off).
- "OÇ" - is short version of Orospu çocuğu which means son of a bitch.
- "Hassiktir!" - used in the places of "Oh fuck!"
- "sg" - is short version of Siktir git which means Fuck off!
- "Ne diyorsun" is a short version of u w0t m8.
- "Yarrak" and "Sik" means dick and Fuck
- "Sana ne" is a version of WHAT'S IT TO YA?! He says it to Armenia quite a lot wonder why
- TBMM is Türkiye Büyük Millet Meclisi it means "Grand National Assembly of Turkey"
- Turkish for non-Turkish countries: in Turkish, "Türk" means "Turkish" and "Turkic". In Turkish, there is not a word called "Turkic" so they say Turkish instead of Turkic.