also known as Kebab The Great or The Main Kebab, is a countryball located between Anatolia, Asia, East Thrace and Middle East. Turkeyball is often depicted as male. He is the brother of Azerbaijanball.
He, along with other Turkballs have the goal of forming Turanball, which is the EUball of nations which uses the languages in the Ural-Altaic language family which expands the union to even Estoniaball, Finlandball, Hungaryball, North Koreaball, South Koreaball, Japanball and of course, Mongoliaball. He is also really bad at translating songs.
Turkeyball hopes that he can get away from middle east and become a peaceful country as long time ago.
Turkeyball is really becoming mad when people say him arab. Founder of glorious Turanball, Turkeyball secretly envies Iranball about his missiles and overall power in the Middle East but distances himself away from him.
He holds a hatred for Iranball because of the actions of Iranball in the Karabakh conflict. Turkeyball is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.
Turkeyball hates Thanksgiving, for obvious reason. His birthday (national day) is in October 29.
Turkeyball is often referred as "aggressive, nationalist" because of his actions towards many countryballs. It is shown that he has a soft side and fondness towards those who compliment about his war history.
Turkeyball tends to get nationalist so very fast and this is why he often jumps into historical arguments. This can be seen with Kurdistanball, Armeniaball, Serbiaball, Greeceball, Georgiaball. And now, Turkeyball plans to join EUball
for 50 years but don't wanna anymore.
- TRNCball - Son
- Ottomanball - Father
- Seljuk Empireball - Grand father
- Golden Hordeball - Grand Relative
- Ilkhanateball - Grand Relative
- Oghuz Yabguball - Great Grandfather
- Xiongnuball - Ancestor
- Azerbaijanball - Brother
- Crimeaball - Sister
- Turkmenistanball - Brother
- Kazakhbrick - Brother
- Kyrgyzstanball - Brother
- Uzbekistanball - Brother
- Gagauziaball - Cousin
- Tatarstanball - Cousin
- Uyghurball - Cousin
- Tuvaball - Cousin
- Azerbaijanball - Best friends and brothers. We call each other "kardeşim" (qardaşım in Azerbaijani) which means "my brother".
- Bosniaball - I turned him kebab long ago. They had (and having) some similiar problems
cough* Serbiaball *cough*and both had serious mining accidents in the same year. This makes both countryballs sympathise each other and thus, forming a friendship.
- South Koreaball - We see of like brothers after I helped him to fight against North Koreaball. Even though South Koreaball forgets the name sometimes. We are also related in mongol and language, so, secretly better friend than azer.
- Northern Cyprusball - The only Cyprus and glorious son! I'm his mentor and proud father. (Also true Kebab)
- Kazakhstanbrick, Krygyzstanball, Turkmenistanball, Uzbekistanball: We are from the same family so they are kebab too.
- Crimeaball - My Tatar Sister, but why support Russiaball? Oh I know You Hate That Eurogay.
- Qatarball - He is my only true Arabian Friend, because he hates Saudi Arabia. But I help him and give Weapons against evil Saudi Arabiaball. And Thank you for let my Soldiers into your clay.
- Pakistanball - Does not recognise Armenia as a country,
unlike me. Also helped me in my worst times.
- Venezuelaball - the country with the hottest girls in the world and new ally
- Russiaball - Today we have good relationships with him.
- Iranball - Both of us hate Kurdistan and Saudi Arabia! We can into friends.
- Chinaball - Great trade partner of me, pls don't do anything to Uyghurs .
- Georgiaball: Georgians occupy north-east of Turkey, but we're still in normal circumstances.
Please tell Armenia to shut up.
- Germanyball - NAZI! You tried to spy on me and now you are not letting me in to your union! YOU SAY THERE WAS GENOCIDE! But you tried to get our realitions better. Btw STOP SUPPORT THOSE KURDS TERRORISTS, BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF YOU AND WITH THE KURDS, YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN ARMENIA! However he also doesn't like Greeceball and there are many of me on his clay.
- Indiaball - Son of that guy , nowadays friends now. However, I despise Gandhi for his opinions on my father's actions. I know you have issues with Pakistan and Islam, but I do not care because I am friend of yuo two. Thanks for not recognizing the Armenian Genocide.
- USAball - I'm in his NATO alliance, and help him with his War on Terror. But STOP SUPPORTING THAT BEGGAR, AND NORTHERN CYPRUS IS REAL CYPRUS! Call me a dictatorship one more time, I dare you.
- Kurdistanball: Who? Oh, that separatist (Turkey has had enough of Kurdistan and will seize any opportunity to crack the skull of the separatist). STOP BOMBING OUR CITIES YOU DIRTY RATS! AND DON'T TRY TO STEAL MY LAND YOU COCKSUCKER.
- Bulgariaball - My annoying neighbour same with Greeceball, and also gib me your coast because that's where ethnic Turkish people live and stop oppressing them or I will Anschluss you you Slavic Brainwashed Turk
- Cyprusball: Turkeyball "invaded" and took almost half of its clay to TRNCball which only Turkeyball recognises and now Turkeyball is hated by Cyprusball because of that.
- Armeniaball - Both are bitter rivals
because of the Armenian Genocide in 1915THERE WAS NO GENOCIDE! Turkeyball picks on Armeniaball when Armeniaball isn't demanding something from him or the other Caucasian countryballs. Friends with Russiaball and a threat due to housing Russian military bases near border. I recognize genocide if you leave Norgano-Karabakh.Also I did not doing genocide, it was Israel did genocide. They hid their backlash so you get fooled by the real perpetrator.
- Serbiaball - He talks more about me than I talk about myself. Fancies himself the main kebab remover and Turkeyball's main enemy. In reality I couldn't care less about him. He's still mad that I conquered and dominated him for centuries. The accordion, anything about Ottomanball and their trademark words from their respective languages' slang are the main weapons of their arguments in the comics. He is so "powerful" his only weapon is words, what a joke.
I will removings yuo for unforgivable genocide...
- Greeceball - A beggar without money *throws 1 Turkish Lira at him*. Also can't get my beautifiul cities.
I will get islands and be like my father ASJLFSJFLSKLJJLJ
- Syriaball - Turkey has a huge problem with the Syrian immigrants (nearly 3 million of them!) but he seems to let them in whatever the consequences may be. Turkeyball hopes that their democracy with 100% freedom may come rapidly as well as their refugees to get out.
- Tunisiaball - Oh look what we have here? Flag Stealer ? You dont even know How To copy a Flag
- Myanmarball - That bitch killing and killing more kebab. All kebabs must cooperate and remove you. DEFEND ARAKAN!
- Israelcube - NO RELATIONS WITH YOU ANYMORE YOU ZIONIST FUCKER! I KNEW THAT YOU KILL INNOCENT PALESTINIANS SO YOU WILL PAY!! FREE PALESTINE!!! ALSO, YOU'RE NOT WORTHY TO RECOGNIZE THIS GENOCIDE BECAUSE YOU DID IT AND FOOLING ME WITH UR DUNAMAH THING! EXPECT A BACKLASH TO ARMENIANS NOW!
- Arabs - TAKE YOUR BROTHERS FROM MY COUNTRIE YUO IDIOT CAMEL FUCKERS! ALSO NEVER FORGET WWI! REMOVE OIL!!!!!!
- Saudi Arabiaball - OH! HOW I HATE YOU! YOU ARE REASON THAT HELPING UK AND NOW YOU SAYING BETRAYED ME!?! I NEVER GOING FRIEND WITH YOU ANYMORE! NOW I AM FREINDS WITH IRAN AND QATAR SO WE WILL REMOVE YOU AT ALL!!!
- ISISball - YOU ARE RUINING MY COUNTRY YOU IDIOT, KILLING THOUSANDS OF POEPLE IN MY COUNTTTTRRRIIIIIEEEEEE!!!?? I HOPE YOUR SOLDIERS DIE IN THE EXACT MOMENT.I AM THE FIRST COUNTRY WITH MOST REFUGES JUST FOR YOUR SILLYS WARE! REMOVE!!! REMOVE!!
- Kebab Remover Team - worst nightmare
- "Lan" - is a slang word that you can use after a sentence (remotely similar to rude forms of the word "you" in Japanese). to represent anger. It is used to call on people too.
- "Amk" - is short version of Amına koyayım or Amına koduğum(un) which means Fuck you and Fucking (off).
- "OÇ" - is short version of Orospu çocuğu which means son of a bitch.
- "Hassiktir!" - used in the places of "Oh fuck!"
- "sg" - is short version of Siktir git which means Fuck off!
- "Ne diyorsun" is a short version of u w0t m8.
- "Yarrak" and "Sik" means dick and Fuck
- "Sana ne" is a version of WHAT'S IT TO YA?! He says it to Armenia quite a lot wonder why
- TBMM is Türkiye Büyük Millet Meclisi it means "Grand National Assembly of Turkey"
- Turkish for non-Turkish countries: in Turkish, "Türk" means "Turkish" and "Turkic". In Turkish, there is not a word called "Turkic" so they say Turkish instead of Turkic.