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  • So i had this idea, how about an RP where the countryballs come to our world through a dimensional portal or something and end upp in their respective capitals, thing is where in the capital they end upp is random, but cus of plot let's just say they usually end upp near the RP'ers.

    Rules: I (the GM) will Rp as the countryballs, no spam, no disrespecting other players, no speaking for other players.

    To join: choose a capital to live in (this determines what countryball you will first meet) and go about your daily life, the action will begin moments later :P.

    Players: 

    Warnings/kicks: None atm

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    • Ok I join

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    • I will select rome

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    • Procimus wrote:
      I will select rome

      K make moves :P( AKA do daily life stuff, i'll send le ball quickly after :P)

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    • I will join too.

      I CHOOSE WARSAW!

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    • Procimus wrote:
      I will select rome

      So yer spending some free time in your home, when suddenly you hear something hit the sink, later  someone say, "Ow ow, that was not of pleasent landings."

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    • Pomik108 wrote:
      I will join too.

      I CHOOSE WARSAW!

      You are walking in the park when you hear something in the bushes, aswell as a voice from the bushes saying "Where is of my plungers?"

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    • i choose prussia

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      You are walking in the park when you hear something in the bushes, aswell as a voice from the bushes saying "Where is of my plungers?"

      I will look around and then rush to the bush (oh my gawd, that rhymes) to see what made the noise.

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    • (Also, I will not write comments for a day, because I will not have access to internet till tomorrow)

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      • Rome wakes up.Goes fast to the door and asks who is it
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    • i join at glorius ZAGREB

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    • I choose Canberra

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    • Sorry, that was me. I still choose Canberra

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    • i chose moscow

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    • @Procimus Italy ball says (from the dishes) It's a me Italy!, can of you helpings me pls?

      @Pomik Polandball comes out from the bushes and asks, Of hello!, have you seeings my plungers?

      @Polandballcomic: You are on your computer when suddenly Croatiaball lands on your keyboard. He wakes upp and looks at you confused, Who of you are, where am i?.

      @Somali-Abyssinnia: You are watching tv when suddenly someone shouts "C'mon Bities, ya ain't got nothing on me i tell ya! hehe, the Abo mates be a tougher challenge!" then sounds of fighting are heard in the kitchen.

      @Prussiaball: Yu are eating dinner  when you hear a voice say, "AHh, Vodka and Borscht is Russian lifeblood." Strangely the voice seems to be coming from your refrigeratoor.

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    • hello?

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    • (Im waiting for the others man, can't leave them outta the picture :P)

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    • k lol

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    • Hi! I have just joined!

      I choose Camano Island, WA.

      I am sitting at my YPG-535 (that's an electronic piano) practicing an advanced piano piece when...

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    • Spacerz? What happens next?

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    • were waiting for other players

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    • I see...

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    • Wait... will Camano Island work?

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    • yes

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    • TornadoDog33 wrote:
      Hi! I have just joined!

      I choose Camano Island, WA.

      I am sitting at my YPG-535 (that's an electronic piano) practicing an advanced piano piece when...

      Well since you just joined, and it's your first move, in order to let you catch upp i'll give a respo ok?. :P

      Suddenly someone says "Did you hear that dad?"

      "Clear as day son, someone playing a piano, problaby a euro.."

      "But this doesn't look like europe"

      "Quiet, whoever's playing might hear us- There he is schhhhhh be very sneaky son:"

      The voice seems to be coming from underneath the piano.

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    • I suddenly stop playing upon hearing the voices. "What the- wait, I can feel something on my feet..." I say to myself.

      Then I look under the piano.

      And see it.

      "Oh my God, are those..." I say out loud.

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    • yo

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    • I rush into the kitchen (as a pot narrowly misses my head),  and my eyes bulge at the unfortunate scene I confront in the Kitchen.

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    • i open the fridge to find the unfourtunate seen that is  happen where all my vodka and borcsch 

      are all over the floor

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    • A disclaimer just so you all know, we will wait, but not forever, if someone doesn't respo until tommorow, then he isn't kicked or anything like that, but he will be skipped until he posts ok :P.

      @Somalia: Before you stands Australiaball, on a pile of dead spiders. He sees you and points his knife at you, "you want some too mate!?"

      @Prussia: in the fridge Russia ball says: "Privjet tovarishch!, here i gib vodka and borscht"

      @Tornado: Underneath you USAball and Washington ball notice you to.

      USA: Washington, get behind son! *pulls out a gun and aims it at you.*

      Washington: Uh Dad?, i don't think he is a threat.

      USA: How would you know that!?, he could be a comie spy for all we know.

      Washington: *Walks towards Tornado* 

      USA: Son what are you doing?!

      Washington: A sensible move.. Dada trust me ok?

      USA:...Fine i guess your right son.

      Washington: *Smiles* Hello citizen, i am Washington and this is my dad USA, at your service *bows (although how the f*ck can a ball bow?) *

      USA: Sup, what hell is this place?.

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    • i join at athens

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    • I gulp and slowly walk backwards, not really knowing what to say without sounding incredibly stupid. Just as I am about to let the flurry of questions escape my mouth, my German Shepherd runs into the kitchen barking at the large blue blob that was pointing the machete at me. The ball just has time to say "wazzat?" before the large furry mass is upon him licking his union jack.

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    • Ssastal wrote:
      i join at athens

      Ok since your new and it's your first respo i'll let you catch upp with the rest of us :P.

      You are enjoying a day at the beach when something that looks like a ball with the greek flag washes upp, not just that but it appears to have eyes and may be able to speak. It looks at you and says "Hi im Greceball, pleaure to meet you"

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      Ssastal wrote:
      i join at athens
      Ok since your new and it's your first respo i'll let you catch upp with the rest of us :P.

      You are enjoying a day at the beach when something that looks like a ball with the greek flag washes upp, not just that but it appears to have eyes and may be able to speak. It looks at you and says "Hi im Greceball, pleaure to meet you"

      i was a little bit shocked but i said hi

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    • I'll join Serbia and Joseon

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    • Spazerz wrote:

      @Pomik Polandball comes out from the bushes and asks, Of hello!, have you seeings my plungers?

      I will say, little shocked: "Well I don't know, but if you really need it we can buy one at the store. And what creature are you? You seem quite familiar..."

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    • Spazerz wrote:

      @Procimus Italy ball says (from the dishes) It's a me Italy!, can of you helpings me pls?


      Rome asks Italy what can to help.

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    • I say thenkyou privjet but why are you in my fridge then he throws a vodka bottle at me and barely misses my head  and for that i give  im a well defined punch then we startig with are aks and vodka  when... y

      you continu the story

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    • Are you from Prussia?
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      TRUMP IS KEBAB OF DEVIL, MUST DIE!

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    • yes

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    • well sort of

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    • @Procimus: Italy: i have hurtings when i of fell in this dish, can you fix scar?`*points at a little scar*

      @Prussia Russia:*Red eyes and pulls out an AK47* Sayings sorry for punch or i anschluss you!!

      @Battle Classical: you are about to take a midday nap when you see Serbiaball sleeping with his accordion in your bed.

      @Pomik: Poland: name is poland!, i clean stupid kurwa UK's toilets, you of seeming like a nice person, wanna be fwends?!

      @Sstal: Greece: uhhm, do you know of where this is?.

      @Somalia: Australia:Gah! *drops knife* Dingus i dropped it, well there is only one thing oi can do now *rubs the dogs ears, making it roll over, stralya keeps petting him* Australia: Awww, hes souch a cute little guy!.

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    • hides  ak and revolver behind back and dives behind vodka bar and says, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

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    • Spazerz wrote:@Pomik: Poland: name is poland!, i clean stupid kurwa UK's toilets, you of seeming like a nice person, wanna be fwends?!

      I will say: "Ugh, OK. I feel like it would be a bad idea to not be friend with you. Do you want to go to the store?" Poland: "Of yes, that would be of niceings." Me: "Alright, we can go to the store, but I need to hide you in the backpack. Hope you are not too heavy! Also, I think I know you! You look like a character from some sort of a meme I liked when I was a kid..." *I give my hand to him*

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    • "First of all, hello!" I stammered. "Second of all, what are you. Third of all, what do you eat?" Australia looked back at me and stared. "I could ask you the same questions, mate!" he replied. "So G'day, I'm Straya and I eat clay. I got a fakkin load of it too. Though most of it is outback." His eyes narrowed. "Sandy taste" he muttered.                                                        "Clay?" I said. "I have clay pots."                                                                                             "No!" he yelled and the dog looked up. "India tried to convince me to eat one o' them years ago." his eyes closed. "I was in with Dr Osterreich for a week. He wouldn't shut up about the name-copying thing."                                                                                                            "Well, I do have booze in the fridge if you want?" I asked.  His eyes widened and he dashed over to the fridge and started chugging my Victoria Bitter.                                                         "Maybe this strange reality isn't so bad after all!" he glugged as I rushed to stop him.

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    • Spazerz wrote: @Sstal: Greece: uhhm, do you know of where this is?.

      i say yes

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    • (Disclaimer: now that you have been introduced to your countryballs i've decided to do a lil' rule change. You have complete control over your countryball (i control my own and non player controlled ones (yes ima join in to :P), I won't speak for your countryballs now, instead i will gib story events and that kind off stuff, you'll see as we go along.)

      Imma join at Rio de Janeiro!

      So i am chilling in my shower, when i hear this music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0r0jznFjA8 suddenly playing. At first i jam to it but then i realised.

      1. I live alone,

      2. THat stereo couldn't have turned on by itself.

      Just then someone turns on my TV, and moments later i hear someone say " OF COME ON NEYMAR!, YOU OF MAKINGS BRAZIL TEAM STRONK!!"

      Is it a burglar?, Is it a ghost?, nope as i turn the corner I see a ball with the Brazillian flag, with eyes, watching footboll on my TV. OK this  lil' fella broke into my house just to watch some football?, k? but wut do i do, it's a BALL!. i think to myself.

      This guy looks like he would understand human language so eh f*ck it we are all a little wierd am i right? :P.

      "Hello!, welcome to my home mr!."(BTW i got dressed before saying hi in case you wonder)

      Brazil: HI!!, Name's Brazil, *he cheerfully bounces towards me*, Are of likings Rio, are of likings football? if so what country is your favorite at football?.

      "Pleasure to meet you bro, yes i love Rio, i liek football and best team is BRazil"

      Brazil: *Cheerfully hugs me* Yay!, you are of nice guy, i of likings you, wanna be friends.

      Me: (thinks AWwww he is soooo cute!) Ofcourse!.

      Brazil: :D.

      (and now it's waiting time boys.. anyone wana do a lil' quiz (0.0) )

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    • I join and choose Tallinn

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    • Poland: As yuo can of seeings, me havings no hands, so this would be of stupidings.

      Me: Ugh...Erm... *coughs*

      Me: We can go to the store now, but I need to hide you in my backpack. While we are in the store, DO NOT SPEAK!

      Poland: Me will try. *jumps to my backpack*

      So we go to the store. It is kinda far away, so it takes a long time to get there. Sometimes I hear Poland something say, but I don't understand much. I buy the plunger and then we go home. I open the backpack and Poland jumps out of it.

      Poland: Woah, that was of a longey, bumpey journey. Do yuo havings the plungers.

      Me: Yeah. *Puts the plunger out of the backpack*

      Me: But I think you won't need it for a long time.

      Poland: Me is actually happy for that!

      Me: *smiles*

      So then I will turn on the television on the news channel. The man there says–

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    • Prussia ball9,0000000 wrote:
      yes

      Really? How intersting

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    • @Nothing to watch: You are hungry and decide to cook yourself a meal, but when you open the fridge, you find all of your glorious potaotes gone.. and a ball with the estonian flag looking at you with eyes, although he is to busy munching on your potatoes to care.

      @Sstal: a fish decides to try and gooble upp on greece, it fails to fit him in his mouth but it won't let go, and Greece doesn't have hands to remove it on his own so..

      @Somalia:A few minutes after the immediate events the sound of someone sneaking and acccidentaly braking a glass can be heard from the kitchen

      @Pomik: the man says "Reports of "balls with eyes and bearing the colors of flags are said to have been sighted in each country around the world", the government and the mjority of the public have decided to dismiss this as a joke. the minority that beleive in the balls call them "country balls" and that they are quite politically correct, and now for the weather"

      Weatherman: yes there will be a sunny day tommorow, later on some clouds and (blablablabla )"

      @ Me: *sees the news* 

      Brazil:*sees news* Aha i see the others are here to.

      Me"yep theres more of you alright, say bro you want a tequila?

      Brazil: Why wouldn't i?, sure thing BRO!

      • shares glass of tequila with brazil and thinks (Im sharing a glass of tequila with a living ball.. who is a total bro.. i can actually get used to this*. *picks upp phone and starts a conversation on the "countryballs internet discussion page".

      My message says. "So do you any of you guys have a countryball living with you right now?"

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    • (I am Sympexball)

      I choose London

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    • I ask him: Who are you, how did you get here and why are u eating muh potatos!?!

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    • I hear the loud crash and am barely turning around when Australia has his Machete and is racing out of the room. I grab a kitchen knife and head after him to find Australia with a Machete pressed to the throat of a terrified criminal. "Whoa Australia, that's a little harsh, we don't have the death penalty here. You should know this, it's your country!" I say sternly.

      Australia looks at me with a mad glint in his eyes. "What you mean to say is we don't have the death penalty l'egally" he chuckles as his machete presses harder into the criminal's throat. I stare. Australia glares back at me with an unshakable will. I don't really want to be at odds with the ball that has the machete. The criminal whimpers "please don't kill me." "Shut up" Australia and I  say unanimously. Then...

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    • Spazerz wrote:

      @Pomik: the man says "Reports of "balls with eyes and bearing the colors of flags are said to have been sighted in each country around the world", the government and the mjority of the public have decided to dismiss this as a joke. the minority that beleive in the balls call them "country balls" and that they are quite politically correct, and now for the weather"

      Weatherman: yes there will be a sunny day tommorow, later on some clouds and (blablablabla )

      Me: *turns off the television*

      Poland: Wow, me thoughtings I was of alone!

      Me: Well, as you can see, you're not. I think you are going to meet Czechiaball soon! (And Hungaryball maybe)

      Poland: Why? *Poland's thoughts: HUNGARYBALL??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW YEA!*

      Me: You see, this is not an apartment I own. I am here on a vacation, but I am going home to Prague, Czechia tomorrow.

      Poland: Oh ok

      Me: But I think it's too late now, we should go to sleep.

      Poland: You're of right.

      So we go to sleep. (I will skip the night section because there was nothing interesting) The next day, after the morning hygiene...

      Me: What do you want for breakfast?

      Poland: Do yuo havings of oil? (btw what do the countryballs eat?)

      Me: Whew, I don't have that. Is it ok?

      Poland: Of yes, I don't havings many oil normally.

      10 MINUTES LATER...

      Me: So, we can go to to the train station now!

      Poland: Yeah!

      So we go to the train station. Then...

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    • he spazers you never continued my story

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    • Pomik108 wrote:

      Spazerz wrote:

      @Pomik: the man says "Reports of "balls with eyes and bearing the colors of flags are said to have been sighted in each country around the world", the government and the mjority of the public have decided to dismiss this as a joke. the minority that beleive in the balls call them "country balls" and that they are quite politically correct, and now for the weather"

      Weatherman: yes there will be a sunny day tommorow, later on some clouds and (blablablabla )

      Me: *turns off the television*

      Poland: Wow, me thoughtings I was of alone!

      Me: Well, as you can see, you're not. I think you are going to meet Czechiaball soon! (And Hungaryball maybe)

      Poland: Why? *Poland's thoughts: HUNGARYBALL??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW YEA!*

      Me: You see, this is not an apartment I own. I am here on a vacation, but I am going home to Prague, Czechia tomorrow.

      Poland: Oh ok

      Me: But I think it's too late now, we should go to sleep.

      Poland: You're of right.

      So we go to sleep. (I will skip the night section because there was nothing interesting) The next day, after the morning hygiene...

      Me: What do you want for breakfast?

      Poland: Do yuo havings of oil? (btw what do the countryballs eat?)

      Me: Whew, I don't have that. Is it ok?

      Poland: Of yes, I don't havings many oil normally.

      10 MINUTES LATER...

      Me: So, we can go to to the train station now!

      Poland: Yeah!

      So we go to the train station. Then...

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      Just search your country in this wikia and there is food in the infobox

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    • oh ok

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    • I choose London, but would that mean I would meet England or UK first?

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    • 2600:1010:B167:AB23:0:46:3B5C:7801 wrote:
      I choose London, but would that mean I would meet England or UK first?

      That actually depends on you,  do you want one or both?

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      2600:1010:B167:AB23:0:46:3B5C:7801 wrote:
      I choose London, but would that mean I would meet England or UK first?
      That actually depends on you,  do you want one or both?

      Sure I will have both then.

      Sympexball

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    • Nothing to watch wrote:
      I ask him: Who are you, how did you get here and why are u eating muh potatos!?!

      What did he reply?

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    • yo

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    • @Sympex: You are watching tv when you hear what sounds like an arguement taking place in the bathroom

      @Prussia (well i was giving you control over Russia but if you want me to repo for him then sure, sorry bout that)  Russia:*opens fire and takes cover behind fridge* "Bring it fish face!"

      @Nothing to watch: Estonia: I am estonia!, i don't know how i got here, but idk as long as i have potatoes, cuz potatoes are love, potatoes are life. and you?

      @Sommalia: Criminal: W-wait Please, i was sent,

      ???:By me *loads gun* 

      Looking at the true culprit shows aborigine ball with a gun pointed at Australia.

      Aborigine: "Remember me clay stealer?, well it doesn't matter, justice will be served now." *takes aim*

      @Pomik: as you reach Prag you hear rustling in a trashcan, investigating shows Czech ball hiding in it to avoid detection.

      @Battle classic: Serbia wakes upp and looks at you curiously, 

      Serbia:"*Dobar dan, do you like Rakija?."

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      @Sympex: You are watching tv when you hear what sounds like an arguement taking place in the bathroom

      @Prussia (well i was giving you control over Russia but if you want me to repo for him then sure, sorry bout that)  Russia:*opens fire and takes cover behind fridge* "Bring it fish face!"

      @Nothing to watch: Estonia: I am estonia!, i don't know how i got here, but idk as long as i have potatoes, cuz potatoes are love, potatoes are life. and you?

      @Sommalia: Criminal: W-wait Please, i was sent,

      ???:By me *loads gun* 

      Looking at the true culprit shows aborigine ball with a gun pointed at Australia.

      Aborigine: "Remember me clay stealer?, well it doesn't matter, justice will be served now." *takes aim*

      @Pomik: as you reach Prag you hear rustling in a trashcan, investigating shows Czech ball hiding in it to avoid detection.

      @Battle classic: Serbia wakes upp and looks at you curiously, 

      Serbia:"*Dobar dan, do you like Rakija?."

      (I thought Latvia was the Potato lover?)

      I pause my TV and walk to the bathroom.

      Me: "Hello? Anybody here? 

      (Continue story)

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    • bring it on cyka! 

      OPENs fire hiding behind vodka bar

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    • 2600:1010:B167:AB23:0:46:3B5C:7801 wrote:
      Spazerz wrote:
      @Sympex: You are watching tv when you hear what sounds like an arguement taking place in the bathroom

      @Prussia (well i was giving you control over Russia but if you want me to repo for him then sure, sorry bout that)  Russia:*opens fire and takes cover behind fridge* "Bring it fish face!"

      @Nothing to watch: Estonia: I am estonia!, i don't know how i got here, but idk as long as i have potatoes, cuz potatoes are love, potatoes are life. and you?

      @Sommalia: Criminal: W-wait Please, i was sent,

      ???:By me *loads gun* 

      Looking at the true culprit shows aborigine ball with a gun pointed at Australia.

      Aborigine: "Remember me clay stealer?, well it doesn't matter, justice will be served now." *takes aim*

      @Pomik: as you reach Prag you hear rustling in a trashcan, investigating shows Czech ball hiding in it to avoid detection.

      @Battle classic: Serbia wakes upp and looks at you curiously, 

      Serbia:"*Dobar dan, do you like Rakija?."

      (I thought Latvia was the Potato lover?)

      I pause my TV and walk to the bathroom.

      Me: "Hello? Anybody here? 

      (Continue story)

      (All baltic countries are potato lovers.. i think :P)

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    • exept estonia and lithuania

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      2600:1010:B167:AB23:0:46:3B5C:7801 wrote:
      Spazerz wrote:
      @Sympex: You are watching tv when you hear what sounds like an arguement taking place in the bathroom

      @Prussia (well i was giving you control over Russia but if you want me to repo for him then sure, sorry bout that)  Russia:*opens fire and takes cover behind fridge* "Bring it fish face!"

      @Nothing to watch: Estonia: I am estonia!, i don't know how i got here, but idk as long as i have potatoes, cuz potatoes are love, potatoes are life. and you?

      @Sommalia: Criminal: W-wait Please, i was sent,

      ???:By me *loads gun* 

      Looking at the true culprit shows aborigine ball with a gun pointed at Australia.

      Aborigine: "Remember me clay stealer?, well it doesn't matter, justice will be served now." *takes aim*

      @Pomik: as you reach Prag you hear rustling in a trashcan, investigating shows Czech ball hiding in it to avoid detection.

      @Battle classic: Serbia wakes upp and looks at you curiously, 

      Serbia:"*Dobar dan, do you like Rakija?."

      (I thought Latvia was the Potato lover?)

      I pause my TV and walk to the bathroom.

      Me: "Hello? Anybody here? 

      (Continue story)

      (All baltic countries are potato lovers.. i think :P)

      Only Latvia is

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    • (I live in Chi-Town) Me: *wakes up, in a weird sense* Ow, my head... Wait... *looks at self, seeing self as a cartoonish kind of way* I'm ANIMATED!

      Chicagoball: Yep!

      Me: FUUUUUUUUUUU-

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    • Nemolee.exe wrote:
      (I live in Chi-Town)

      Me: *wakes up, in a weird sense* Ow, my head... Wait... *looks at self, seeing self as a cartoonish kind of way* I'm ANIMATED!

      Chicagoball: Yep!

      Me: FUUUUUUUUUUU-

      ...is this because of South Park? Then That's awesome.

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    • Tazeino
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    • k so I chose Berlin.

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    • willl you stop changing your choice

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    • I choose Seoul

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    • (I am the Fandom User that choose London)

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    • use your old avatar dude

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    • Prusssiaball9,0000 wrote:
      use your old avatar dude

      This is my secondary account that I use when I am on my tablet.

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    • ok 

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    • k

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    • Umm... Am I too late? If 'm not, I choose Mexico City

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      Isn't this weird?

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    • Spazerz wrote:

      @Nothing to watch: Estonia: I am estonia!, i don't know how i got here, but idk as long as i have potatoes, cuz potatoes are love, potatoes are life. and you?

      Me: Well, I live here, but maybe you want to eat cooked potatoes with me?

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    • @Sommalia: Criminal: W-wait Please, I was sent,

      ???: By me *loads gun* 

      Looking at the true culprit shows aborigine ball with a gun pointed at Australia.

      Aborigine: "Remember me clay-stealer? well, it doesn't matter, justice will be served now." *takes aim*

      Time slows down as the bullet leaves aborigineball's gun. It spins through the air and goes right into Australia. He lies on the floor, still. Is he dead? So soon? Just as I'm about to run to his corpse he rises. There's a large dent in his machete and Aborigine begins to back away. 

      "You dented my machete, you've actually mutilated it," he whispers. As he turns to Aborigine his eyes turn a dark shade of red and his eyes narrow.

      "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS YOU FUCKING ABO CUNT" he roars and launches himself straight at him. The next part I think is too graphic to describe. There was a lot of gore and once it was over the walls were splattered with blood and all that remained was a single, rolling eyeball.

      He collapsed into a sobbing heap, his tears mixing with the blood to create a dark purple stain on the floor. "My beautiful machete, it was a gift from dad when I was born" he cried. "I loved that machete."

      I  went to comfort him. "We can get a new one!" I suggested. 

      "It wouldn't be the same" he sniffled.

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      @Nothing to watch: Estonia: ! C-coked potatoes!?, yes! yes pls!.

      @Prussia: Russia: *pulls ot a molotov and throws it towards the bar, then takes cover behind the fringe again*

      @Sympex: 

      Uk: Piss off wanker this is my tub!

      England: I am the ruler off the seven seas ya shit biscuit

      Both:*see you when you asked if anyone's there*

      Uk:Oho!, we aren't alone.. shut upp for a second england, i've a chap to befriend

      England: The hell you are dips*it!, im befriending him!

      Both: F*ck you ***********

      @Somalia: Canberra pops out of australia's hat and comforts him. Canberra: there there daddy, it'll be ok..! i know, let's visit China!, if anyone can fix your machete it's him!.

      @Nemo: Chicago: Calm down man, let's have a beer and be buddies aight?.

      @Jason: You are chilling in a hotel when suddenly someone starts singing k-pop.. turns out it's not a man or woman. but a ball, with eyes, with s. korean flag.

      @Taz: You are in a bar having a beer. "Ach" a voice says after you feel something bump into your chair.

      @Kimo: You are enjoying a daily siesta when you hear something snoring in the lving room.

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      (I'll continue ponik's story once he respos)

      @Nothing to watch: Estonia: ! C-coked potatoes!?, yes! yes pls!.

      @Prussia: Russia: *pulls ot a molotov and throws it towards the bar, then takes cover behind the fringe again*

      @Sympex: 

      Uk: Piss off wanker this is my tub!

      England: I am the ruler off the seven seas ya shit biscuit

      Both:*see you when you asked if anyone's there*

      Uk:Oho!, we aren't alone.. shut upp for a second england, i've a chap to befriend

      England: The hell you are dips*it!, im befriending him!

      Both: F*ck you ***********

      @Somalia: Canberra pops out of australia's hat and comforts him. Canberra: there there daddy, it'll be ok..! i know, let's visit China!, if anyone can fix your machete it's him!.

      @Nemo: Chicago: Calm down man, let's have a beer and be buddies aight?.

      @Jason: You are chilling in a hotel when suddenly someone starts singing k-pop.. turns out it's not a man or woman. but a ball, with eyes, with s. korean flag.

      @Taz: You are in a bar having a beer. "Ach" a voice says after you feel something bump into your chair.

      @Kimo: You are enjoying a daily siesta when you hear something snoring in the lving room.

      Me: Woah there chaps, calm down. 1st off, what are you. 2nd off, why are you in my bathroom. And 3rd off, I would like to befriend both of you, but what are you arguing about. How about we talk about it over a nice cup of Tea."

      (Quick question, Can I voice the countryballs when it's in my story?)

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    • ducks andthrows one right back  da you really thim=nk you can anschu-whatever me thats not even russian

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    • What would happen if pyongyang invade me (seoul)

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    • Jason Erik wrote:
      What would happen if pyongyang invade me (seoul)

      well it s. korea ball would fight it out with n. korea.. im actually planning on making zat fight happen but not yet.. in time you'll se m'boy ;).

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    • Spazerz wrote:

      @Pomik: as you reach Prag you hear rustling in a trashcan, investigating shows Czech ball hiding in it to avoid detection.

      (sorry for being late)

      Me: *whispers* Poland, did you hear something?

      Poland: *also whispers* Of yes

      Me: I think I should look into that trashcan.

      Me: *Opens the trashcan, sees Czechball and quickly closes the trashcan*

      Me: *looks around and sees that nobody is looking because everyone plays candy crush*

      Me: *opens the trashcan*

      Czechball: ... (I think Spazerz voices Czechball because I already voice Polandball so I think he continues the story...)

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    • Spazerz wrote:

      @Nothing to watch: Estonia: ! C-coked potatoes!?, yes! yes pls!.

      Me: I have to go and buy them first, because you ate all of them, will you wait here?

      Estonia: Ok

      (I will skip the part when I buy the potatoes from supermarket)

      Estonia(at the same time): *goes to the living room to watch TV and sees the news* Wow, there is more of us!

      Me:*comes back and starts cooking potatoes*

      (Spazerz will continue)

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      • off-scenario*

      Yes! I knew it. I knew it was USAball and Washingtonball! Also, sorry that I took so long to respond. I was away in Canada for the last 5 days.

      • in-scenario*

      I jump back as USAball pulls a gun on me, making my chair fall and I fall on the ground. I shout, "GAH! heavy breathing, with my arm outstretched* Whoa, man. Put the gun down. Put. The gun. Down.”

      Suddenly, I see the two countryballs having a discussion (why would America think I was commie?...), then I see Washington ball come up to me.

       Hello citizen, I am Washington and this is my dad USA, at your service.” Then he bows. I breathe a sigh of relief.

      “Oh, thank the LORD. I am Robert Zaitsev. Nice to meet you.”

      Then I hear USA say, “’Sup, what the hell is this place?”

      “Well,” I respond, “this is my home, on Camano Island, Washington, the United States…”

      Suddenly, my mom comes into the living room where I am.

      “Robert, are you OK? I heard something.”

      “Yes, I’m OK, but I think we’ve got guests.”

      (Spacerz continues.)

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    • Hello? Is anyone there?

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    • @Tornado: Washington: Greetings mrs!

      USA: Sup girl

      @nothing to watch: Estonia: So where am i?

      @Sympex: Well im UK an-

      England: Im england, and that f*cker is sitting in my bathtub!

      UK: My Bathtub i fell in it first knobhead!, actually  i tihink we should follow hrough with this good lad's iidea of a spot of tea, ain't nothing wrong with that?.

      England: Well that's fine and dandy i suppose.

      @Pomik:  Czech:*sees Poland* Poland!, I'm so glad you're ok, they took him, they took hungary!, oh it was so terrible..

      @Prussia Russia: *pulls out a AWP then tosses a smoke bomb, leaves the kitchen unseen* "I saay we expand the combat zone"

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    • K thx.

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      @Tornado: Washington: Greetings mrs!

      USA: Sup girl

      @nothing to watch: Estonia: So where am i?

      @Sympex: Well im UK an-

      England: Im england, and that f*cker is sitting in my bathtub!

      UK: My Bathtub i fell in it first knobhead!, actually  i tihink we should follow hrough with this good lad's iidea of a spot of tea, ain't nothing wrong with that?.

      England: Well that's fine and dandy i suppose.

      @Pomik:  Czech:*sees Poland* Poland!, I'm so glad you're ok, they took him, they took hungary!, oh it was so terrible..

      @Prussia Russia: *pulls out a AWP then tosses a smoke bomb, leaves the kitchen unseen* "I saay we expand the combat zone"

      Sitting over a cup of Tea.

      "So, tell me labs how did you get here? Also that bathtub is mine.

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    • Spazerz wrote:

      @nothing to watch: Estonia: So where am i?

      Me: You're in my apartment in Tallinn, Estonia(starts eating cooked potatoes with Estonia)

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      @Tornado: Washington: Greetings mrs!

      USA: Sup girl

      Me, my mom, and Washington all turn pale at USA's insensitive quip. But before my mom has a chance to respond, I jump into action.

      "`Sup, girl? `SUP GIRL? `SUP, GIRL????!!!! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO MY MOM THAT WAY!!! My mom is a 47-YEAR OLD WOMAN who loves me VERY MUCH!!! I f you had a mother like that, WOULD YOU BE SAYING "`SUP, GIRL" TO HER??!!! No, YOU WOULD NOT. AND I WILL NOT  TOLERATE ANYBODY, ESPECIALLY YOU, SAYING THAT TO MY MOM! DO YOU HEAR ME??!! *shouting at the top of my lungs, eyes flaming* DO. YOU. HEAR ME??????!!!!!!!!!!!"

      USA: *backing away and laughing uneasily* "Heh, I didn't mean anything by that, right? *looking around* Right?"

      Washington: *looking quite serious* "Dad, we need to have a talk. Now."

      (Spacerz continues.)

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    • (Daum boi, yo defended yo mum like a champion there kudos :D)

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    • (Thank you :)

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    • @Somalia: Canberra pops out of Australia's hat and comforts him. Canberra: There there daddy, it'll be ok..! I know, let's visit China!, if anyone can fix your machete it's him!.

      Australia sniffs. "Okay, I guess we can go to the Ching chong" he whimpered.

      "It's going to be ok dad. Your Machete will be fixed in no time." he soothed.

      I caught tickets by a cruise liner to arrive in Beijing and we headed to Sydney to set off to China. We were just passing by Singapore in a stop to refuel and we took a look at the local landscape. Australia had recovered a bit and was feeling better. Until we came to a swathe of jungle. Australia perked up. "Don't worry mates, I can cut these buggers down with my mache-" he stopped. He began to cry again.

      Then I heard someone call out to us in a sort of Malay-English language. I turned around and saw a red and white triangle...

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    • @Kimo: You are enjoying a daily siesta when you hear something snoring in the lving room.

      (Sorry, my Internet died because rain)

      Me: Ah, finally I could rest after all these hard days *hears someone snoring* Wait...what's that? The only person who snores here is my dad, and he hasn't arrived yet... ok, don't be afraid *Takes her pocket knife and slowly gets closer to the snore* OH DEAR!

      Mexico:*Wakes up* ¿Qué? Oh, Hi stranger, I'm Méxicoball...so, where are we?

      Me: Well...this is...interesting, whatever, we are in Mexico City...I can't help it! What are you?!

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    • TornadoDog33 wrote:
      Spazerz wrote:
      @Tornado: Washington: Greetings mrs!

      USA: Sup girl

      Me, my mom, and Washington all turn pale at USA's insensitive quip. But before my mom has a chance to respond, I jump into action.

      "`Sup, girl? `SUP GIRL? `SUP, GIRL????!!!! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO MY MOM THAT WAY!!! My mom is a 47-YEAR OLD WOMAN who loves me VERY MUCH!!! I f you had a mother like that, WOULD YOU BE SAYING "`SUP, GIRL" TO HER??!!! No, YOU WOULD NOT. AND I WILL NOT  TOLERATE ANYBODY, ESPECIALLY YOU, SAYING THAT TO MY MOM! DO YOU HEAR ME??!! *shouting at the top of my lungs, eyes flaming* DO. YOU. HEAR ME??????!!!!!!!!!!!"

      USA: *backing away and laughing uneasily* "Heh, I didn't mean anything by that, right? *looking around* Right?"

      Washington: *looking quite serious* "Dad, we need to have a talk. Now."

      (Spacerz continues.)

      USAball's mother is Spainball

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    • Spazerz wrote: @Tornado: Washington: Greetings mrs!

      USA: Sup girl

      @nothing to watch: Estonia: So where am i?

      @Sympex: Well im UK an-

      England: Im england, and that f*cker is sitting in my bathtub!

      UK: My Bathtub i fell in it first knobhead!, actually  i tihink we should follow hrough with this good lad's iidea of a spot of tea, ain't nothing wrong with that?.

      England: Well that's fine and dandy i suppose.

      @Pomik:  Czech:*sees Poland* Poland!, I'm so glad you're ok, they took him, they took hungary!, oh it was so terrible..

      @Prussia Russia: *pulls out a AWP then tosses a smoke bomb, leaves the kitchen unseen* "I saay we expand the combat zone"

      Me: *whispers* Don't worry, you are safe now.

      Poland: *realizes that HUNGARY was taken* What?!?!? They took HUNGARY, OF MY BESTING FRIEND?!?!? Czechball, you need to tell me, how did they took him?!?!? We need to save him…

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    • @Nothing to watch: Aha im in my clay i see, and you are?

      @Pomik: It was a Dog, me and hungary were just searchings for you when a pack of them attacked, hungary sacrificed himself to save me but they captured him and ran off, somoewhere in an alley near the local park

      @Somalia: Of greetings Australia, can i of helpings you and your friend?" singatriangle says

      @Kimochi: It's me Mehico!!, im everyone's favorite country!, well.. except for USA, but before the age of trump it was different, in any case who are you?

      @Sympex: UK: Well Scottland was having a fight with England and Ireland was pressing me bout north ireland when suddenly we all just blacked out, when we woke upp we ourselvs in your stylih bathroom ,me handsome lad.

      England: Aye, then this imperialist tried to claim it for himself.

      @Tornado: Washington: *gibs USA a bitchslap like a boss* do you have any f*cking what you just did dad?

      USA: what?

      Washington: You openly disrespected an american citizen on american soil have you no shame!?, how would you feel if i called all of your clay the worst in the world huh!?.

      USA: Well i'd disown you, but i guess i did go to far.. im sorry son.

      Washington: i forgive you, but you shouldn't apologise to me **opens door and points at tornado andd his mom* Apologise to them!

      USA: *Sigh* Im sorry, i went on that one, will you forgive me?, as a fellow american?

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      @Nothing to watch: Aha im in my clay i see, and you are?

      @Pomik: It was a Dog, me and hungary were just searchings for you when a pack of them attacked, hungary sacrificed himself to save me but they captured him and ran off, somoewhere in an alley near the local park

      @Somalia: Of greetings Australia, can i of helpings you and your friend?" singatriangle says

      @Kimochi: It's me Mehico!!, im everyone's favorite country!, well.. except for USA, but before the age of trump it was different, in any case who are you?

      @Sympex: UK: Well Scottland was having a fight with England and Ireland was pressing me bout north ireland when suddenly we all just blacked out, when we woke upp we ourselvs in your stylih bathroom ,me handsome lad.

      England: Aye, then this imperialist tried to claim it for himself.

      @Tornado: Washington: *gibs USA a bitchslap like a boss* do you have any f*cking what you just did dad?

      USA: what?

      Washington: You openly disrespected an american citizen on american soil have you no shame!?, how would you feel if i called all of your clay the worst in the world huh!?.

      USA: Well i'd disown you, but i guess i did go to far.. im sorry son.

      Washington: i forgive you, but you shouldn't apologise to me **opens door and points at tornado andd his mom* Apologise to them!

      USA: *Sigh* Im sorry, i went on that one, will you forgive me?, as a fellow american?

      Sympex

      "Thank you for the comment, but ok, well I can let both of you share the bath(plz don't get in together). As for the others, I am guessing we can find Scotland and Wales not to far from here."

      England:"...Im not walking to Wales in the Rain, I'm staying here."

      Continue the story.

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    • @Kimochi: It's me Mehico!!, im everyone's favorite country!, well.. except for USA, but before the age of trump it was different, in any case who are you?

      Me: Well, you're actually pretty cute, and I KIND OF feel you. I'm Lopez, are you hungry?

      Mexico: Yes! You have TACOS?

      Me: Let me see... I can go buy them

      Mexico: Sí, please!

      Me: Ok, get in my bag, I'm going to get my dog and my keys

      Mexico: YOU HAVE A DOG?!

      Me: Yeah, it's a Chihuahua, also really cute; everything's ready, let's go

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    • Spazerz wrote: A disclaimer just so you all know, we will wait, but not forever, if someone doesn't respo until tommorow, then he isn't kicked or anything like that, but he will be skipped until he posts ok :P.

      @Somalia: Before you stands Australiaball, on a pile of dead spiders. He sees you and points his knife at you, "you want some too mate!?"

      @Prussia: in the fridge Russia ball says: "Privjet tovarishch!, here i gib vodka and borscht"

      @Tornado: Underneath you USAball and Washington ball notice you to.

      USA: Washington, get behind son! *pulls out a gun and aims it at you.*

      Washington: Uh Dad?, i don't think he is a threat.

      USA: How would you know that!?, he could be a comie spy for all we know.

      Washington: *Walks towards Tornado* 

      USA: Son what are you doing?!

      Washington: A sensible move.. Dada trust me ok?

      USA:...Fine i guess your right son.

      Washington: *Smiles* Hello citizen, i am Washington and this is my dad USA, at your service *bows (although how the f*ck can a ball bow?) *

      USA: Sup, what hell is this place?.

      Off topic note that will make me sound stupid: I live in Washington State. :) nobody should care about this

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    • Oh, and also, is Seoul taken?

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      @Nothing to watch: Aha im in my clay i see, and you are?

      (I have left behind, so I will make a longer part of the story)

      Me:(whispers to Estonia)

      Estonia:Why are you whispering?

      Me: There are Russian spies everywhere

      Estonia:WHHAAAATT, in my clay?(goes outside to kill them with a shovel, but doesn't find any)

      Me: Anyway, I'm going on a Baltic sea cruise in the evening, do you also want to come?

      Estonia:Sure

      Me:(puts Estonia into a backpack and goes on the cruise ship)

      NEXT DAY

      (we get off the cruise ship in St. Petersburg, what is the first stop)

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    • Spazerz wrote:

      @Tornado: Washington: *gibs USA a bitchslap like a boss* do you have any f*cking what you just did dad?

      USA: what?

      Washington: You openly disrespected an american citizen on american soil have you no shame!?, how would you feel if i called all of your clay the worst in the world huh!?.

      USA: Well i'd disown you, but i guess i did go to far.. im sorry son.

      Washington: i forgive you, but you shouldn't apologise to me **opens door and points at tornado andd his mom* Apologise to them!

      USA: *Sigh* Im sorry, i went on that one, will you forgive me?, as a fellow american?

      Me: "Come over here and say that again."

      USA: *Comes over to where my mom and me are sitting on the couch next to the piano.* "I'm sorry I went on that one, will you forgive me? As a fellow American?"

      A few minutes of silence.

      Then my mom asks, "What are you sorry for?"

      USA, taken by surprise, looked at Washington, who was watching with a "Go on, tell them," look.

      USA: *sighs and turns back to face my mom* I'm sorry I called you a 'girl'. Can you please forgive me?"

      Another minute of silence.

      Then my mom says, "You do know that you insulted me a lot, right?"

      "Yes."

      "I'll forgive you this time, but don't let this happen again."

      "Thank you."

      "Oh," I interjected as USA was about to leave the living room," and remember this: Any insult to my mom is an insult to me."

      USA: "`K, I'll remember that."

      Then USA left the room.

      (Spacerz continues.)

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    • (Oh, and Spacerz, can you please not curse in your RP with me?)

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    • TornadoDog33 wrote:
      (Oh, and Spacerz, can you please not curse in your RP with me?)

      (Sure, sorry bout that m8 :P)

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    • (It's OK)

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    • NOVUM NORDICUM ASIANA wrote:
      Oh, and also, is Seoul taken?

      Yes because its taken by me

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    • NOVUM NORDICUM ASIANA wrote:
      Oh, and also, is Seoul taken?

      Yes, it is. But you can try Pyongyang... if you dare. Just don't become a permanant resident. :)

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    • Oh i need to  translate to korean

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    • OK lol prussia

      I pick Tokyo Kawaii desu

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    • Ottawa?

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    • @Sympex: Uk: And i'd rather not have to deal with that rebel Scottland, gib  independence here, gib independence there FOLLOW THE D*MN CROWN! *sigh* *takes a sip* Wait!, thee is one thing missing for our tea time *gibs everyone biscuits* there now it's complete.

      England: Ye got the right tastes i'll give ye that.

      UK But wales is a good boy, i wouldn't mind seeing him again.

      England: Well he is a better boy then Ireland and or Scottland, and then theres North ireland. So *faces sympex* it's your call lad, BTW  what's your name if i may ask?.

      @Kimochi Mexico blushed a little when you called him cute but nevertheless, Ass you are walking in the big city Mexico stops talking for a second and get's quiet and has a concerned look.

      @Hurrrdurr: So you have just come back from shopping in the shibuya (forgive me if i butchered the language) district, as soon as you are about to get into your room you hear someone say "Oh, these doujins are so kawai desu, oh america san you'd love these"

      @Tornado: Washington: *sigh* let's give him some time to think about what he has done, anyways my good sir and lady, it is a pleasure to meet you.

      @NOVUM: (Yeah Canada isn't taken at the moment.. Timmies eh?!)  You are having at a restaurant waiting for your order when you spot Canadaball walking around the restaurant confused, and for some reason no one's noticed him yet, and as luck would have it he walks upp to you first and asks "Uhm excuse me my good sir but i am a little bit lost and i was wondering if you could tell me where i am?."

      @Nothing to watch:As you do a flock of seagulls start to give estonia the "Mine" look (aka nemo referance)

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    • @Kimochi Mexico blushed a little when you called him cute but nevertheless, Ass you are walking in the big city Mexico stops talking for a second and get's quiet and has a concerned look.

      Me: And tell me, how did you get here?

      Mexico: Bueno...I was hanging out with Canada, we were remembering when we were the admired North America; different in every way but living in harmony with each other, tough USA tried to take my clay once...pero...everything changed that November when...when...

      Me: What's the matter?

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    • Spazerz wrote:

      @Nothing to watch:As you do a flock of seagulls start to give estonia the "Mine" look (aka nemo referance)

      Me: Estonia, you must jump in my mouth, if you want to live!

      Estonia: How will that help me live?

      Me: I can take you to your father

      Estonia: Yeah, right

      Me:  I know him, he's white and has a blue cross on him

      Estonia:THAT'S FINNICBALL!

      Seagulls:Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine(at the same time they attack Estonia)

      Me: (saves Estonia and jumps of the ship and runs away)

      Seagulls:Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine(start chasing us on the streets of St. Petersburg, but if we go into a large mall, they fly against the window)

      Me: (I jump into water and start swimming towards Helsinki)

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      @Sympex: Uk: And i'd rather not have to deal with that rebel Scottland, gib  independence here, gib independence there FOLLOW THE D*MN CROWN! *sigh* *takes a sip* Wait!, thee is one thing missing for our tea time *gibs everyone biscuits* there now it's complete.

      England: Ye got the right tastes i'll give ye that.

      UK But wales is a good boy, i wouldn't mind seeing him again.

      England: Well he is a better boy then Ireland and or Scottland, and then theres North ireland. So *faces sympex* it's your call lad, BTW  what's your name if i may ask?.

      @Kimochi Mexico blushed a little when you called him cute but nevertheless, Ass you are walking in the big city Mexico stops talking for a second and get's quiet and has a concerned look.

      @Hurrrdurr: So you have just come back from shopping in the shibuya (forgive me if i butchered the language) district, as soon as you are about to get into your room you hear someone say "Oh, these doujins are so kawai desu, oh america san you'd love these"

      @Tornado: Washington: *sigh* let's give him some time to think about what he has done, anyways my good sir and lady, it is a pleasure to meet you.

      @NOVUM: (Yeah Canada isn't taken at the moment.. Timmies eh?!)  You are having at a restaurant waiting for your order when you spot Canadaball walking around the restaurant confused, and for some reason no one's noticed him yet, and as luck would have it he walks upp to you first and asks "Uhm excuse me my good sir but i am a little bit lost and i was wondering if you could tell me where i am?."

      @Nothing to watch:As you do a flock of seagulls start to give estonia the "Mine" look (aka nemo referance)

      (Darn, I was planning to put Canada into my story, but... oh well...)

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    • TornadoDog33 wrote:
      Spazerz wrote:
      @Sympex: Uk: And i'd rather not have to deal with that rebel Scottland, gib  independence here, gib independence there FOLLOW THE D*MN CROWN! *sigh* *takes a sip* Wait!, thee is one thing missing for our tea time *gibs everyone biscuits* there now it's complete.

      England: Ye got the right tastes i'll give ye that.

      UK But wales is a good boy, i wouldn't mind seeing him again.

      England: Well he is a better boy then Ireland and or Scottland, and then theres North ireland. So *faces sympex* it's your call lad, BTW  what's your name if i may ask?.

      @Kimochi Mexico blushed a little when you called him cute but nevertheless, Ass you are walking in the big city Mexico stops talking for a second and get's quiet and has a concerned look.

      @Hurrrdurr: So you have just come back from shopping in the shibuya (forgive me if i butchered the language) district, as soon as you are about to get into your room you hear someone say "Oh, these doujins are so kawai desu, oh america san you'd love these"

      @Tornado: Washington: *sigh* let's give him some time to think about what he has done, anyways my good sir and lady, it is a pleasure to meet you.

      @NOVUM: (Yeah Canada isn't taken at the moment.. Timmies eh?!)  You are having at a restaurant waiting for your order when you spot Canadaball walking around the restaurant confused, and for some reason no one's noticed him yet, and as luck would have it he walks upp to you first and asks "Uhm excuse me my good sir but i am a little bit lost and i was wondering if you could tell me where i am?."

      @Nothing to watch:As you do a flock of seagulls start to give estonia the "Mine" look (aka nemo referance)

      (Darn, I was planning to put Canada into my story, but... oh well...)

      (Oh don't worry, having you two meet is something i'm planning ;) )

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      TornadoDog33 wrote:
      Spazerz wrote:
      @Sympex: Uk: And i'd rather not have to deal with that rebel Scottland, gib  independence here, gib independence there FOLLOW THE D*MN CROWN! *sigh* *takes a sip* Wait!, thee is one thing missing for our tea time *gibs everyone biscuits* there now it's complete.

      England: Ye got the right tastes i'll give ye that.

      UK But wales is a good boy, i wouldn't mind seeing him again.

      England: Well he is a better boy then Ireland and or Scottland, and then theres North ireland. So *faces sympex* it's your call lad, BTW  what's your name if i may ask?.

      @Kimochi Mexico blushed a little when you called him cute but nevertheless, Ass you are walking in the big city Mexico stops talking for a second and get's quiet and has a concerned look.

      @Hurrrdurr: So you have just come back from shopping in the shibuya (forgive me if i butchered the language) district, as soon as you are about to get into your room you hear someone say "Oh, these doujins are so kawai desu, oh america san you'd love these"

      @Tornado: Washington: *sigh* let's give him some time to think about what he has done, anyways my good sir and lady, it is a pleasure to meet you.

      @NOVUM: (Yeah Canada isn't taken at the moment.. Timmies eh?!)  You are having at a restaurant waiting for your order when you spot Canadaball walking around the restaurant confused, and for some reason no one's noticed him yet, and as luck would have it he walks upp to you first and asks "Uhm excuse me my good sir but i am a little bit lost and i was wondering if you could tell me where i am?."

      @Nothing to watch:As you do a flock of seagulls start to give estonia the "Mine" look (aka nemo referance)

      (Darn, I was planning to put Canada into my story, but... oh well...)
      (Oh don't worry, having you two meet is something i'm planning ;) )

      (YES!!!! Thank you, thank you!)

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    • (*high fives* no probs, heck no polandball story is complete without some canada and murica conversations :P)

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      (*high fives* no probs, heck no polandball story is complete without some canada and murica conversations :P)

      (*high five* Yup, you're so right!)

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      @Sympex: Uk: And i'd rather not have to deal with that rebel Scottland, gib  independence here, gib independence there FOLLOW THE D*MN CROWN! *sigh* *takes a sip* Wait!, thee is one thing missing for our tea time *gibs everyone biscuits* there now it's complete.

      England: Ye got the right tastes i'll give ye that.

      UK But wales is a good boy, i wouldn't mind seeing him again.

      England: Well he is a better boy then Ireland and or Scottland, and then theres North ireland. So *faces sympex* it's your call lad, BTW  what's your name if i may ask?.

      @Kimochi Mexico blushed a little when you called him cute but nevertheless, Ass you are walking in the big city Mexico stops talking for a second and get's quiet and has a concerned look.

      @Hurrrdurr: So you have just come back from shopping in the shibuya (forgive me if i butchered the language) district, as soon as you are about to get into your room you hear someone say "Oh, these doujins are so kawai desu, oh america san you'd love these"

      @Tornado: Washington: *sigh* let's give him some time to think about what he has done, anyways my good sir and lady, it is a pleasure to meet you.

      @NOVUM: (Yeah Canada isn't taken at the moment.. Timmies eh?!)  You are having at a restaurant waiting for your order when you spot Canadaball walking around the restaurant confused, and for some reason no one's noticed him yet, and as luck would have it he walks upp to you first and asks "Uhm excuse me my good sir but i am a little bit lost and i was wondering if you could tell me where i am?."

      @Nothing to watch:As you do a flock of seagulls start to give estonia the "Mine" look (aka nemo referance)

      (I will try to make a British sounding name)

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    • Sympex0000000 wrote:
      Spazerz wrote:
      @Sympex: Uk: And i'd rather not have to deal with that rebel Scottland, gib  independence here, gib independence there FOLLOW THE D*MN CROWN! *sigh* *takes a sip* Wait!, thee is one thing missing for our tea time *gibs everyone biscuits* there now it's complete.

      England: Ye got the right tastes i'll give ye that.

      UK But wales is a good boy, i wouldn't mind seeing him again.

      England: Well he is a better boy then Ireland and or Scottland, and then theres North ireland. So *faces sympex* it's your call lad, BTW  what's your name if i may ask?.

      @Kimochi Mexico blushed a little when you called him cute but nevertheless, Ass you are walking in the big city Mexico stops talking for a second and get's quiet and has a concerned look.

      @Hurrrdurr: So you have just come back from shopping in the shibuya (forgive me if i butchered the language) district, as soon as you are about to get into your room you hear someone say "Oh, these doujins are so kawai desu, oh america san you'd love these"

      @Tornado: Washington: *sigh* let's give him some time to think about what he has done, anyways my good sir and lady, it is a pleasure to meet you.

      @NOVUM: (Yeah Canada isn't taken at the moment.. Timmies eh?!)  You are having at a restaurant waiting for your order when you spot Canadaball walking around the restaurant confused, and for some reason no one's noticed him yet, and as luck would have it he walks upp to you first and asks "Uhm excuse me my good sir but i am a little bit lost and i was wondering if you could tell me where i am?."

      @Nothing to watch:As you do a flock of seagulls start to give estonia the "Mine" look (aka nemo referance)

      (I will try to make a British sounding name)

      Ok, it is Harry(You re a wizard)(That's a the number one British boy name I could find.)

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    • Spazerz wrote:

      @Tornado: Washington: *sigh* let's give him some time to think about what he has done, anyways my good sir and lady, it is a pleasure to meet you.

      Me: "You too. Say, why don't you sit down? *extends hand to the couch opposite where I am* I was wondering, where are you from? And how did you get here?"

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    • (Oh, and, BTW, Robert is my actual name.)

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      Of greetings Australia, can I of helpings you and your friend?" singatriangle says

      ( You're not giving me a whole lot to work with here)

      Australia slowly turned around and stared. "G'day Tringapore" he sniffed.

      Australia was clearly in no state to talk so Canberra turned around and greeted Tringapore. "We are going to China to fix dad's Machete" Canberra explained.

      "Can I come too?" asked the Triangle.

      "Wait, what!?" I questioned. "Two balls is quite enough to look after, but three?"

      " Well, I would like to seeings best friend Hong Kong..." Tringapore muttered

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    • Me You Know what, I will go to Wales. UK, England, here are some umbrellas. Both:Thanks M8.

      Me: all right lets go to Wales

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    • @Somalia: Tringapore (i think that's what he was called) Well anyways *pulls out a cutlass* ONWARDS TO GLORY!!!! *Begins clearing a path through the jungle* During the journey you are suddenly ambushed by a Tiger, looking for prey

      @Nothing to watch: Finland was enjoying a little trip on his fishing boat.. until you swam right through it, splitting it in half. 

      Finland: "PERKELE!!!!" *splash*  With a pissed look he follows you to the coast and when he gets to you he puls out a bottle of 100% Koskenkorva and waves it threateningly* 

      @Sympex: UK: Whoa wait a minute, what would people think if they saw you with two countryballs, wouldn't you humans be..wierded out?

      England: Just shut upp, close your eyes and they won't know the diference between some flag painted balls and us. Wouldn't you agree Harry?

      @Tornado: Washington: "Well im from around here, but how i got into this alternate dimension i have no idea, i just blacked out and here i was. May i ask your name citizen?"

      @Kimochi: Mexico: Oh don't mind i'd rather not talk about it, the real thorn is that i miss the other, others like me, Brazil, colombia, cuba.. But you are a nice person, i like *snuggles upp to you* so i guess while im with you im with a new friend *smiles*

      @ Me: Brazil has started to act like mexico lately. "Hey bro what's worrying you huh?"

      Brazil: I miss my friends, don't get me wrong you're a bro but,

      Me: Tell ya what, in two days im going on a flight to mexico city, wanna come with me bro?"

      Brazil: !!!! no way!, THank you bro ofcourse!, I get to meet mexico again, and get to the beach1

      Me: Yea boi

      Brazil: Hue

      Me: Hue

      Brazil: Hue Hue

      Me: Hue HUe

      Both: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!!

      Neighbour: Shut the f*ck upp!

      Both: Sorry...Hue Hue

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    • Me:Your right, UK I will put you in my Bag and England,  I will put you in my bags well."

      • Shoves into my small bag* UK:Its quite small in here ,alright lets go." *I walk out the door.*
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      @Tornado: Washington: "Well im from around here, but how i got into this alternate dimension i have no idea, i just blacked out and here i was. May i ask your name citizen?"

      Me: "Well, I think I've already said this, but my name is Robert. Robert Zaitsev."

      Washington: "Oh, well, that's... wait a minuite... you're Russian???!!!"

      Me: *starting to get a little uneasy* "Partly..." *notices that my mom alredy went downstairs to do her work*

      USA: *suddenly jumps into the living room* "So you are a commie spy!!!" *aims the gun*

      Me: "PUT THAT GUN DOWN OR I'LL CALL THE COPS!!!! *moves over and graps a nearby smartphone* And Russia isn't even communist anymore!"

      USA: *scoff* "Russian, commie, it all the same to me." *holds the gun even more firmly*

      Me: "AND I WASN'T EVEN BORN THERE!!!"

      USA: "Wait what?" *lowers the gun*

      Me: "And besides, you're supposed to be friends with Russia, right? Because of Trump?"

      USA: "I guess so..."

      Me: "Good. Now, drop the gun."

      USA: "But..."

      Me: *holds up the smartphone* "Drop. The gun. Now.​"

      Now if there was anything USA didn't want, it was getting arrested on his own clay. So he dropped the gun.

      Me: "Now back away."

      • USA backs away.*

      Me: *grabs the gun causiously and walks back* "Now, what am I supposed to do with you?"

      Washington: "Dad, it seems that we need to have another​ talk. If you may excuse us?"

      (Spacerz continues.)

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    • Spazerz wrote: @Nothing to watch: Finland was enjoying a little trip on his fishing boat.. until you swam right through it, splitting it in half. 

      Finland: "PERKELE!!!!" *splash*  With a pissed look he follows you to the coast and when he gets to you he puls out a bottle of 100% Koskenkorva and waves it threateningly* 

      Me:Maybe will this work(spits out Estonia)

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    • @Kimochi: Mexico: Oh don't mind i'd rather not talk about it, the real thorn is that i miss the other, others like me, Brazil, colombia, cuba.. But you are a nice person, i like *snuggles upp to you* so i guess while im with you im with a new friend *smiles*


      • Ordering our tacos*

      Me: Aww, that's so nice of you to say! And I really feel you, I also had to leave some friends behind...

      Mexico: The worst thing is that yo don't even know how did I get here

      Me: What do you mean?

      Mexico: After I discussed with USA again, I just blacked out, and it seems I appeared in your living room

      Me: That's so...SAD

      Mexico: No, please don't cry! I'm sure I'll meet everyone when I somehow manage to know what happened

      Taquero: 2 orders of Pastor

      Me: Oh, yes! Thank you! Whatever, you touched my heart and, you know? I need to go to the airport in two days

      Mexico: Really?! Why?

      Me: My mom sent me via air some souvenirs from Guadalajara, and I'm going to go pick them up, we can maybe...make some effort to find them?

      Mexico: Oh, Dios! Yes, yes, yes! Thank you very much!

      Me: All right! Decided! Now let's go back and eat our tacos

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      @Somalia: Tringapore (i think that's what he was called) Well anyways *pulls out a cutlass* ONWARDS TO GLORY!!!! *Begins clearing a path through the jungle* During the journey you are suddenly ambushed by a Tiger, looking for prey

      Australia dashed in after him, his enthusiasm returned, and I had to put Canberra on my hat. (We're going to Singapore, it's hot there so I got a hat just like Australia's. As I followed Singapore's path of destruction, I heard a scream and someone yelling "Bugger!" Canberra stiffened. "Dad's in trouble!" he yelled. I quickened my pace and found Australia slashing at the tiger with Singapore's Cutlass. Singapore was lying on the ground with a slah across his stars. He wasn't moving.

      I dashed in and dragged Tringapore away from the fight. I swaddled him in blankets from my pack and put him in my bag, then I joined the fight. Using what was left of Australia's machete, I sliced at the tiger from behind. The tiger snarled and turned, ready to get revenge. However, the tiger gave a roar and bolted. Australia was heaving and what looked like a tiger tail was on the ground in front of him. I told him about Tringapore and he ran to the bag and started caring for him.

      "Australia has the one of the best healthcare in the world. Austria also taught him some tips. 'If you're going to takings mein name, zen you must be able to doktor.'"

      "Well, we better continue" I sighed. When we got onto the boat, Australia stole some of the medicine and other things from the rehabilitation room and locked himself in my cabin. We sailed North, and at noon tomorrow we got to Beijing.

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    • (Real proof that singatriangle is tringapore)

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    • Hey everyone! I think I will leave from this game. No, it is a great RP, but I won't have access to internet for like 14 days and after those two weeks, I think I won't want to join again (but MAYBE!). So please, don't kick me out of this game for not posting any comments for too long.

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    • Pomik108 wrote:
      Hey everyone! I think I will leave from this game. No, it is a great RP, but I won't have access to internet for like 14 days and after those two weeks, I think I won't want to join again (but MAYBE!). So please, don't kick me out of this game for not posting any comments for too long.

      You won't be kicked if you don't reply, since we will just move on without you, but if you wish to hop in again then be my guest :P.

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    • (So... do you know when you'll be publishing your RP?)

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    • (Hello?)

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    • (Am sorry guys, i can't post a respo today, i've just to mouch wrk atm, i'll have a respo prepped tommorow, again sorry)

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    • can i join?

      City Dublin

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    • @Nothing to watch: Finland: Estonia, what are you of doings here?

      @Sympex:  As you walk out the first thing that greets you is the good ol' england rainy weather accompanied by some gangster bikers giving everyone they pass the finger, wich includes ye :P

      @Ukee: So you are in a pub enjoying some (beer brandy whatever ye drink) the second you walk out you hear someone drinking in the alley but seconds later someone walks out of the alley, it's not a man it's a ball, with the Irish flag and eyes, Without paying attention he walks into you and falls on his back. "*hick* oh bugger, mind helpings me upp lad?"

      @Somalia: Tringapore: Alright, if i had it to guess China will most likely be found in a shop.. thing is there are many shops here that it may be a bit difficult finding him.. but i have feeling that China may have landed in one of the three biggest shops in Beijing, so my suggestion is that we split up and search our respective shop, then return here.. if one of you find China, bring em here with you, ok?"

      @Kimochi:  (some time after the tacos) Mexico has been on the toilet for some time now, when suddenly you hear a really loud fart and the sound of something breaking, investigating shows a huge hole in the roof above the toilet chair, seconds later mexico falls back into the toilet.

      @Tornado: Washington: *Red eyes* Do you have any clue what you're doing insect?!

      USA: *getting nervous* Uheheheh, it's it's nothing son.. you can never be to su-

      Washington: SILENCE WEAKLING!!

      (30 minutes later)

      Washington: * opens door* Now apologise for threatening an american citizen on american soil!

      USA: I am sorry that i threatened to shot you man, i promise to better myself, here as a sign of my thruthfullness *gives you that one thing you've wanted all year*

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      @Nothing to watch: Finland: Estonia, what are you of doings here?

      Estonia: Hi Soome! We just escaped from St. Petersburg, where evil Russian seagulls attacked me. I see that you have some good vodka, wanna have a drinking competition?

      Me: I don't think that it's good for your health...

      Estonia: Who cares!

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    • Spazerz wrote:

      @Tornado: Washington: *Red eyes* Do you have any clue what you're doing insect?!

      USA: *getting nervous* Uheheheh, it's it's nothing son.. you can never be to su-

      Washington: SILENCE WEAKLING!!

      (30 minutes later)

      Washington: * opens door* Now apologise for threatening an american citizen on american soil!

      USA: I am sorry that i threatened to shot you man, i promise to better myself, here as a sign of my thruthfullness *gives you that one thing you've wanted all year*

      Me: "The newest iPhone? How did you know?"

      USA: "Well, it was nothing really..."

      Me: "No, seriously, how did you know?"

      USA: *caught off guard* "Wha...?"

      Me: "Wait, no, dont tell me; I am gonna need to debug my house."

      USA: "WAIT, NO, DON'T- *catces glint of red from Washington's eye*-okay, fine with me. *uneasy laughing*"

      Me: "And I'm not sure if my mom is gonna like me having this iPhone right now... anyway, I'll forgive you, but there is one more thing you need to do."

      USA: "What?"

      Me: "Drop all your weapons and give them to me."

      USA: "Wait, what? No- I can't drop all my weapons now! They're a part of me! What if a burglar-"

      Washington: "Dad?"

      USA: "What?"

      Washington: *flashes red from his eyes briefly to make USA get the point.*

      USA: "Oh, err... *sigh* fine."

      Then USA took out both handguns, several grenades, a missle, a nuke, and lots more weaponry and dropped them on the ground.

      Me: *after seeing all the weaponry* "Good LORD..."

      USA: "Yup,I think that's it."

      Me: "WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT ALL THAT???!!!- *pinches bridge of nose and takes several deep breaths* Oh, God... now the goverment is gonna go after me..."

      Washington: "Maybe you could put them all in a safe?"

      Me: "We don't have​ a safe... and even if we did, there is no safe in the world that could fit all this!"

      Then my mome comes up and sees all the weapons.

      "OH!... are you doing a weapons exchange here???!!!"

      Me: "No, Mama, were not... just USA having those weapons confiscated."

      USA winced at this.

      Me: "Mama, do you know where we could put all this?"

      My mom: "No... I honestly don't know... and where did you get that iPhone?"

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    • @Kimochi:  (some time after the tacos) Mexico has been on the toilet for some time now, when suddenly you hear a really loud fart and the sound of something breaking, investigating shows a huge hole in the roof above the toilet chair, seconds later mexico falls back into the toilet.

      Me: *Enters the bathroom* ...I told you not to combine Habanero onions and Sweet chipotles!

      Mexico: How was I supposed to know that was going to happen?!

      Me: Well...Habanero kills you externally and Chipotle does internally, that reaction isn't strange if you think it

      Mexico: *Looks at the hole* Oh, perdón...um...so...as you're taking me to search Brasil and the others, I can return the favor by...fixing that?

      Me: That would be so sweet of you! Ok, so you fix the hole and I will search on the internet about you

      Mexico: After we're done we can watch memes?

      Me: Count with that!

      Mexico: Yupi!

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    • Me: I like Nukes North Korea: I think we're gonna be gud friends

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    • Spazerz wrote:

      @Somalia: Tringapore: Alright, if i had it to guess China will most likely be found in a shop.. thing is there are many shops here that it may be a bit difficult finding him.. but i have feeling that China may have landed in one of the three biggest shops in Beijing, so my suggestion is that we split up and search our respective shop, then return here.. if one of you find China, bring em here with you, ok?"

      I gave them phones and they set off. Going to check the other 2 shops.

      I had opted to bring Canberra as it showed I really was here with Australia and wouldn't scare them. As I walked into the enormous Chinese market. I was hit with the realisation that I had no understanding whatsoever of Chinese. I wandered for a while until I saw a nice looking beach ball inside a store.

      Canberra squinted. "That's him" he squeaked from my hat. I was just approaching China when they opened their eyes and ran. I gave chase, Canberra yelling for China to stop. We ducked through alleyways and jumped over fences in our run until finally China glanced back one last time and jumped over the fence, only to land right on Australia's hat.

      "F**k you! You crushed my bloody hat" yelled Australia. China saw Australia and grabbed him. "Rot is dish riving herr!" cried China. China promptly fainted and we took him to a hotel. When he woke up, Tringapore, Australia, Canberra and I were leaning over him.

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    • (So... do you know when the RP is today, Spacerz?)

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    • PolandBall-CountryBall- Pinoy Ball and USA Ball are always family-150031466604:25

      PolandBall-CountryBall- Pinoy Ball and USA Ball are always family-1500314666

      PolandBall-CountryBall- Pinoy Ball and USA Ball are always family

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    • (Spacerz?)

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    • (*sigh* guys i just to mouch f*cling wrk so once again i can't respo until tommorow, sorry but that's just how it is i can't fix it k?!, and John WTF do you think you're doing?!, you don't play as the countryballs, you yourself haven't even asked entry for the RP, and now you're openly dissrespecting other players!!, Kicked, there's the door, you know where to go)

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    • (THEN WHY DID YOU DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE???!!!)

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    • (Now we have to reset the timeline...)

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    • Fine I'll redo this the normal way.

      I join

      Zagreb

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    • ...wut

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    • John500 wrote:
      Fine I'll redo this the normal way.

      I join

      Zagreb

      Ok i overr reacted , cuz i was tired yesterday, so ye sure you can join in but zagreb's taken. :/

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    • @Tornado: USA: Well, it's the least i could do, to show how sorry i am for obvious reasons

      @Somalia: China: Ah, wele am i, WESTELN SPYES!!!!,

      Tringapore: Cool down lah, we just need your help.

      China: Eh?, ok but with what?

      Canberra: Dad's machette.

      China: Aha, ok i can fix it but.. that'l be  2000 yen (or whatever muney they have in China) or, become allies Aussie!, you still have to choose me or burger Choose me Plox!!, anyways gib machete and hat so i can fix them.

      @Kimochi (aight it's time ffor the trip to the airport :P) :

      (morning)

      Mexico: Buenos dias amigo!, today is the day for the aeropuerto! (^_^)

      @Nothing to watch: Eh, come now kiddo and nab a drink with your pappy*gibs estonia kosken*, you* faces Nothing to watch* You saved my little sweet pea, so i guess i may aswell repay you, although i won't forget my boat, anyways how may i repay you?.

      ME: Brasil it is time for the trip!

      Brasil. YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH BOI!!!!

      Me: problem is... we forgot to pack our things :O!

      Brasil: :O!! oh noes we must hurry quick!

      (After having rushed our packing we haul our buts to the car and drive as fast ass we can and hope we make it to the flight in time, fortunately ,we do. After having fooled the sec guards into thinking Brazil is just a ball with a flag, i put him in my back pack and enter the plane.)

      • puts backpack at the seat next to me and opens it upp so Brazil can get some fresh air* 

      Me: We made it bro, we actually made it.

      Brazil: Si, barelly but we won bro *high fives* (and no one notices)

      Suddenly a baby's pacifier falls off.

      Me: Nooooooo *lunges to catch the pacifier before it hits the ground while everyone looks in hope.* then.. i got it, I GOT it! I give the pacifier ack to the baby's parents who let their kid have it again, and everyone on the plane celebrates my epic last second save :D. I then sit down with Brazil and wait out te trip.

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      @Nothing to watch: Eh, come now kiddo and nab a drink with your pappy*gibs estonia kosken*, you* faces Nothing to watch* You saved my little sweet pea, so i guess i may aswell repay you, although i won't forget my boat, anyways how may i repay you?.

      Me: I would like to have potatoes, as Estonia ate all of mine, though I own a potato field

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      @Somalia: China: Ah, wele am i, WESTELN SPYES!!!!,

      Tringapore: Cool down lah, we just need your help.

      China: Eh?, ok but with what?

      Canberra: Dad's machette.

      China: Aha, ok i can fix it but.. that'l be  2000 yen (or whatever muney they have in China) or, become allies Aussie!, you still have to choose me or burger Choose me Plox!!, anyways gib machete and hat so i can fix them.

      "Australia, if you just allied with China, that'd  save us a lot of money!" I muttered

      Australia looked at me bluntly. "I'm not allying with the Ching-chong'" he said.

      "Fine" I sighed resigned and by morning, Australia's machete was fixed.

      "Where to next?" I wondered as we looked out onto the streets and alleyways of Beijing.

      "Depends where you want to go next" said Australia, with that mad glint in his eye.

      "I guess you're right" I replied.

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    • @Kimochi (aight it's time ffor the trip to the airport :P) :

      (morning)

      Mexico: Buenos dias amigo!, today is the day for the aeropuerto! (^_^)

      Me: Ok, ok, wait a second, let me get ready *dresses*

      Mexico: Are you ready?

      Me: Yep, just one more thing *breathes* DAD, I NEED YOUR METRO CARD!

      Dad: Don't buy useless things

      Me: So I can buy a Starbucks?

      Dad: Just one

      Me: Okis, then. See you later daddy!

      • On the way to the metro*

      Mexico: Starbucks? Are you Unica and Detergente?

      Me: I'm not, I just like the Frappuccinos. Whatever, I did a little research about you and it says you are something called "Countryball"

      Mexico: Exactamente

      Me: Interesting! Look! We are here

      • We take the metro in Lines 6 and 5, after a half hour, we arrive to the Airport*

      Mexico: Let's Go! Rápido!

      Me: Wait a sec, first we're going to pick up my souvenirs on Terminal  1, then, we are going to take the Metrobus to get to Terminal 2, that means, the International flights

      Mexico: Muy bien! Hurry!

      • After picking up the souvenirs and taking the Metrobus*

      Me: So here we are, Terminal 2, let's go to Starbucks and then we'll search for them

      Mexico: Please, Dios, allow me to see one of them at least!

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    • John500 wrote:
      Belgrade

      Also taken, but cuz the guy who took it isn't respoing you can have it, im done waiting for them.

      Anyways you are in your living room takin' a chill when you hear snoring coming from your bedroom

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      @Tornado: USA: Well, it's the least i could do, to show how sorry i am for obvious reasons.

      Me: And I appreciate that- I really do- it's jus that I really don't know where to put all those... wait a miunute... of course... the GARAGE- Mama, do we have space in either of the garages to fit all this weaponry?"

      My mom: "Well, I guess I could make some space in the upper garage... but I'm not saying this is a good idea."

      Me: "Well, it's not like we have any other choice, do we?"

      My mom: "I guess not..."

      Me: "Well, then let's get on with it!"

      Soon, me, my mom, and Washington were taking out junk and clearing space for our totally illegal weaponry (here's to hoping USA's got proof that he legally owns all this stuff).

      • One hour later*

      After we had cleared enough space to store all the weapons, I went to USA, who was on the balcony slouching off on the swinging chair.

      "Hey, USA, go and make yourself useful. Go bring those weapons to the garage."

      USA: "Why?"

      Me: "Why? Because you really need to lose some of that weight of yours."

      USA: "But I like it!"

      Me: "Seriously, man- it doesn't look good on you."

      USA: "Oh, c'mon-"

      Me: "*sigh* Maybe if I got Washington to-"

      Suddenly, I felt USA rush between my legs, which knocked me down. Then, for the next minute or so, I saw a blur of activity as USA rushed to get all the weapons in the garage. When USA finally slowed down and stopped, he was sweating and breathing hard​.

      "*huff* *huff* I... think... that's... the last... of.. it... *huff* *wheeze* *huff*"

      Then USA collapsed.

      As we all rushed to help him, we could see that he was dizzy, his eyes were dialated, and he was obviously in the runner's high.

      USA: "Mommy, I see a unicorn..."

      I quickly picked him up and laid him on the couch.

      Me: "Don't worry, he'll be back to normal in a few minutes."

      Then I went to cover up the weaponry with a blanket and put all the junk on top. ​Here's to hoping the army doesn't come after me​, I thought.

      (Spacerz continues.)

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    • @Nothing to watch: Finland: *tells you to open your hands (and ofcourse you do) and starts putting potatoes on them* "Tell me when you've had enough.

      @Somalia: Tringapore: Well, remember what i said about visiting hong kong lah?, i wouldn't mind company on the way.

      @Tornado:  Washington: *goes and helps your mom with stuff*

      USA: (after recovering) y'know what man?, let's be buddies, we're both muricans and we both share the same house.. so wanna play a game, watch a movie or something?.

      @Me: *Arrives at airport and goes through the passports and etc* "Right our metro is at terminal 2-

      Brazil: *sniff, sniff* I know that smell.

      ME: What smell+

      Brazil: it smells like mexico, taco beach and fiesta.. at *sniff, sniff* Starbucks.. HUEHUE im coming amigo!! *bolts off*

      Me: Brazil wait!!.

      Before i know it Brazil has left my line of sight and i've lost him

      Me: great.. he said something about starbucks so i take it that's where he went.

      I check the terminal map and make my way to starbucks Meanwhile

      @Kimochi: while you are searching for souvenirs Brazil jumps mexico and gives him a big ol bear hug

      Brazil: OOOOOHHH HELLO AMIGO I'VE MISSED YOU SO MOUCH!! (^_^)

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    • (Wow... two RP's already? Awesome!)

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    • TornadoDog33 wrote:
      (Wow... two RP's already? Awesome!)

      yep well i owe you guys, cuz of my latency and all :P.

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    • Spazerz wrote:

      @Tornado:  Washington: *goes and helps your mom with stuff*

      USA: (after recovering) y'know what man?, let's be buddies, we're both muricans and we both share the same house.. so wanna play a game, watch a movie or something?.

      Me: "Oh, ok. :) I've got a few games here, let me see... *pulls out some games* We have Life, Triominoes, Bible Sequence (i'm a Christian, btw), or Scrabble. Which one?"

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    • @Kimochi: while you are searching for souvenirs Brazil jumps mexico and gives him a big ol bear hug

      Brazil: OOOOOHHH HELLO AMIGO I'VE MISSED YOU SO MOUCH!! (^_^)

      Mexico: Awantaaa! Could it be?! BRASIL! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!! I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU!! 

      Me: *Receiving the souvenirs* Wait! If my 7th grade Geography teacher was right-who I paid attention to unlike my other 25 classmates-, that must be Brazil...is it Brazil, Mexico? *no response*...Mexico?! *Sees Mexico with Brazil, and both of them shouting* CAN YOU PLEASE COME BACK?!

      Mexico: OK, CAN BRASIL COME WITH ME?!

      Me: Sure, sure, but *also sees everyone staring at us* could you please not talk too loud?

      Mexico: Perdón, we'll try

      Me: Thank you

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    • FUNAFUTI, TUVALU?

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    • Sorry but I'm not on RP anymore. Was great RP tho, thanks Spazerz

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    • Somali-Abyssinnia wrote:
      Sorry but I'm not on RP anymore. Was great RP tho, thanks Spazerz

      Right sure see ya, ye have a good time :P

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    • NOVUM NORDICUM ASIANA wrote:
      FUNAFUTI, TUVALU?

      Sure, you are chilling at the beach when you see tuvaluball cooming next to you asking "Hi mr can i have  a seat?"

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    • (I'll give nothing to watch his respo once he arrivess aight :P)

      @Tornado: Oh bless you bro!!, heck yea im upp for a game of scrabble!, heck i didn't even think people played it anymore.

      @Kimochi: Me: *Catches upp with Brazil* "Gees Brazil you can't just storm off like that.

      Brazil: Im sorry bro.. but look who i found!.

      Me: Mexico eh?.

      Mexico: Si, and this is my amigo *jumps upp on kimochi's shoulder*

      Me: Aha, *bows* greetings mrs, i take it you're acccustumed to these lil' fellas aswell?"

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      @Nothing to watch: Finland: *tells you to open your hands (and ofcourse you do) and starts putting potatoes on them* "Tell me when you've had enough.

      Me: (when Finland has put 10 kg of potatoes on my hands) I think that's enough, thanks!

      Estonia: (is so drunk that she falls asleep)

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    • Nothing to watch wrote:
      Spazerz wrote:
      @Nothing to watch: Finland: *tells you to open your hands (and ofcourse you do) and starts putting potatoes on them* "Tell me when you've had enough.
      Me: (when Finland has put 10 kg of potatoes on my hands) I think that's enough, thanks!

      Estonia: (is so drunk that she falls asleep)

      As soon as you're done someone jumps your hands and tryes steals your potatoes, It's none other than Latvia.

      "*Hiss* My precious, my potatoes *incomprehensible screeching*

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    • (I start chasing Latvia and catch him soon, because he is a ball, but I have legs)

      Me: What are you doing with my potatoes?

      (Spazerz will continue)

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    • (Nvm i leave this game)

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    • Nothing to watch wrote:
      (I start chasing Latvia and catch him soon, because he is a ball, but I have legs)

      Me: What are you doing with my potatoes?

      (Spazerz will continue)

      Latvia:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzY099ihULs GIB POTATOES!!!

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    • Spaserz I leave the game an sorry for being inactive If you want,join my new map game:http://polandball.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:182576

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    • @Kimochi: Me: *Catches upp with Brazil* "Gees Brazil you can't just storm off like that.

      Brazil: Im sorry bro.. but look who i found!.

      Me: Mexico eh?.

      Mexico: Si, and this is my amigo *jumps upp on kimochi's shoulder*

      Me: Aha, *bows* greetings mrs, i take it you're acccustumed to these lil' fellas aswell?"

      Me: Good Day! I can say so, they're really interesting,don't you think so?

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      Nothing to watch wrote:
      (I start chasing Latvia and catch him soon, because he is a ball, but I have legs)

      Me: What are you doing with my potatoes?

      (Spazerz will continue)

      Latvia:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzY099ihULs GIB POTATOES!!!

      Me: Gotta take you to Dr. Österreich(buys a plane ticket to Vienna)

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    • Spazerz wrote:

      @Tornado: Oh bless you bro!!, heck yea im upp for a game of scrabble!, heck i didn't even think people played it anymore.

      Me: "Well, that's awesome! *starts setting up the game* Okay, let's see here... *puts the other games back, then opens the Scrabble box. Then I unfold the board, take out the bag and stands, and set the electronic scoring machine to the side (this Scrabble has electronic scoring)* I call dibs on scoring the game!"

      USA: "Aww man... oh well. :P"

      Me: *shakes the bag so the tiles are scrambled* "Okay, now we pick a letter. Closest letter to A goes first."

      USA: "Really? Man, I don't think I remember seeing that rule..."

      Me: *hands USA the Scrabble manual* "Here you go. Just to refresh your memory. :)"

      USA: "Thanks, but I really don't do manuals."

      Me: "Well, okay then. But it really would do you good to read a manual once in a while. You can learn a lot of stuff. Are you ready to pick?"

      USA: "Sure."

      I picked R. USA picked Y. (I closed my eyes and hit the keyboard with my finger, BTW. So that I wouldn't rig the game.)

      Me: "Well, guess I go first."

      Soon, we had set up our tiles and had started the game.

      Me: "So, uh, what's it like where you come from?"

      (Spacerz continues.)

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    • (I'll respo again today but later, how mouch later is unknown but (terminator voice) I'll be back :P)

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    • @Tornado: It's like your world only without humans, instead we have miniature versions of the main countryball (and states ) as citizens.. or something like that idk, i ain't no expert.

      @Kimochi: Me: Yep, they are interesting, relatable and cute

      Brazil: You think im cute bro?.

      Me: Yes you are so cute, aw look at your cute little look  aww *pinches Brazil's cheeks*

      Brazil: Eeep!! *pinches my nose* Gees i know im handsome but you don't need to spoil me bro.

      Me: Haha, anyways *faces kimochi* wanna sit down and have a chat?.

      @Nothing to watch: (Finland and estonia came with you cuz why not) 

      Finland: (to you) So tell young man, how did you meet my sweet little esti? 

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    • @Kimochi: Me: Yep, they are interesting, relatable and cute

      Brazil: You think im cute bro?.

      Me: Yes you are so cute, aw look at your cute little look  aww *pinches Brazil's cheeks*

      Brazil: Eeep!! *pinches my nose* Gees i know im handsome but you don't need to spoil me bro.

      Me: Haha, anyways *faces kimochi* wanna sit down and have a chat?.

      Me: *laughs* They are really cute. Sure, I'd love to, but can it be a little quickly? I need to get back home

      Mexico: Your house can wait!

      Me: I'd like to say so, but my dad is going to worry about me *pokes Mexico a little in his coat of arms*

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      @Nothing to watch: Finland: Estonia, what are you of doings here?

      @Sympex:  As you walk out the first thing that greets you is the good ol' england rainy weather accompanied by some gangster bikers giving everyone they pass the finger, wich includes ye :P

      @Ukee: So you are in a pub enjoying some (beer brandy whatever ye drink) the second you walk out you hear someone drinking in the alley but seconds later someone walks out of the alley, it's not a man it's a ball, with the Irish flag and eyes, Without paying attention he walks into you and falls on his back. "*hick* oh bugger, mind helpings me upp lad?"

      @Somalia: Tringapore: Alright, if i had it to guess China will most likely be found in a shop.. thing is there are many shops here that it may be a bit difficult finding him.. but i have feeling that China may have landed in one of the three biggest shops in Beijing, so my suggestion is that we split up and search our respective shop, then return here.. if one of you find China, bring em here with you, ok?"

      @Kimochi:  (some time after the tacos) Mexico has been on the toilet for some time now, when suddenly you hear a really loud fart and the sound of something breaking, investigating shows a huge hole in the roof above the toilet chair, seconds later mexico falls back into the toilet.

      @Tornado: Washington: *Red eyes* Do you have any clue what you're doing insect?!

      USA: *getting nervous* Uheheheh, it's it's nothing son.. you can never be to su-

      Washington: SILENCE WEAKLING!!

      (30 minutes later)

      Washington: * opens door* Now apologise for threatening an american citizen on american soil!

      USA: I am sorry that i threatened to shot you man, i promise to better myself, here as a sign of my thruthfullness *gives you that one thing you've wanted all year*

      Helps Irelandball up

      Me:Hi Ireland, what are you doing here M8?

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    • Spazerz wrote:

      @Nothing to watch: (Finland and estonia came with you cuz why not) 

      Finland: (to you) So tell young man, how did you meet my sweet little esti? 

      Me: I heard noises from my kitchen and when I went there Estonia was eating my potatoes

      Estonia:(hits the empty vodka bottle against the table and starts threatening Latvia with it, cuz Estonia is very drunk)

      (Spazerz will continue)

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      @Tornado: It's like your world only without humans, instead we have miniature versions of the main countryball (and states ) as citizens.. or something like that idk, i ain't no expert.

      Me: "Interesting... *puts down a word and records its score*... your turn."

      USA: *puts down a high-score word*

      Me: *after adding up all the points* "Wow... that's good..."

      USA: "Yeah, well, I've had a few years of experience."

      Me: "Nice! So, um, tell me, just what do you do in your free time? What are your interests?"

      (Spacerz continues.) 

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    • @Tornado: USA: Removing terrorists, livin' the american dream that type of thing, you?

      (Meanwhile at washington:)

      (washington's phone rings) Washington: Excuse mrs zaitsev, i have a call to answer *picks upp the phone* "Hello this is washington?..*gasp, rushes to USA* "Dad Dad!! here *gibs phone* (You can control canada bro :P)

      USA: Gee who is it son *picks upp the phone* Sup it's murica... sweet butterfingers.. It's Canada. (DUn dun dun sfx plays :P)

      @Nothing to watch: Latvia growls at esti looking ready to attack at any moment.

      Finland: Now now latvi.. don't you hurt my little sweet pea *Red eyes of doom* Or you will regreat it! *back to normal* I see, so how did you react?.

      @Kimochi: Me: I see.. ! i have an idea, how about we accompany you on your way home? we can talk on the way there.

      @Sympex: Ireland: Welp, oi was enjoying a nice ol' glass o guiness, then i remember i had work t'do in the morning an wait.. *sniff sniff* Is that UK i smell?

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    • (So, is the guy who has Canada right now gonna respond anytime soon? Cuz I got an idea...)

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    • (He switched to tuvalu, don't think he'll respo either so idk.)

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      @Tornado: USA: Removing terrorists, livin' the american dream that type of thing, you?

      (Meanwhile at washington:)

      (washington's phone rings) Washington: Excuse mrs zaitsev, i have a call to answer *picks upp the phone* "Hello this is washington?..*gasp, rushes to USA* "Dad Dad!! here *gibs phone* (You can control canada bro :P)

      USA: Gee who is it son *picks upp the phone* Sup it's murica... sweet butterfingers.. It's Canada. (DUn dun dun sfx plays :P)

      (Thx so very much!)

      Me: "Really??!! What's he saying??" *thinking: ​So there are others...*

      ​USA: *puts the call on speakers*

      Canada: *on the phone* "Hey bro, how 'ya doin'? Say, I need your help. I'm stuck in the trunk of this car..."

      USA: "Wait- your stuck in the trunk? Of a car?"

      Canada: "Yup. I've got BC here with me..."

      USA: "Where the heck are you?"

      Canada: "I- I really don't know, but I can see a house. It's tan, almost off-white."

      Me: *thinking* ​Wait a minute... that's the color of OUR house! *goes outside to investigate*

      Canada: "Wait... I think I see somebody coming out. He's coming toward the car!"

      USA: "Okay, bro, calm down-"

      Canada: "He's coming toward the trunk​... *trunk opens* GAH!!- who are you???!!!"

      Me: *heard on the phone* "Nevermind that- what are you doing in this car???!!!

      Canada: "AMERICA, ​HELLLLP!!!!!​"

      USA immediatly hangs up and runs outside, followed by Washington.

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      @Tornado: USA: Removing terrorists, livin' the american dream that type of thing, you?

      (Meanwhile at washington:)

      (washington's phone rings) Washington: Excuse mrs zaitsev, i have a call to answer *picks upp the phone* "Hello this is washington?..*gasp, rushes to USA* "Dad Dad!! here *gibs phone* (You can control canada bro :P)

      USA: Gee who is it son *picks upp the phone* Sup it's murica... sweet butterfingers.. It's Canada. (DUn dun dun sfx plays :P)

      @Nothing to watch: Latvia growls at esti looking ready to attack at any moment.

      Finland: Now now latvi.. don't you hurt my little sweet pea *Red eyes of doom* Or you will regreat it! *back to normal* I see, so how did you react?.

      @Kimochi: Me: I see.. ! i have an idea, how about we accompany you on your way home? we can talk on the way there.

      @Sympex: Ireland: Welp, oi was enjoying a nice ol' glass o guiness, then i remember i had work t'do in the morning an wait.. *sniff sniff* Is that UK i smell?

      Me:And England, yes.

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    • @Kimochi: Me: I see.. ! i have an idea, how about we accompany you on your way home? we can talk on the way there.

      Me: Alright then...let me see...yep, I have enough money, it's funny to say this, but the Metro is a better option than the bus right now *faces Spazerz* I hope you get a seat,because we're going to walk a little

      Mexico: Yo don't need to walk

      Me: Of course not, you'll only keep moving in my bag asking if I can buy you a Hawaiian Torta. Whatever, shall we go?

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      NOVUM NORDICUM ASIANA wrote:
      FUNAFUTI, TUVALU?
      Sure, you are chilling at the beach when you see tuvaluball cooming next to you asking "Hi mr can i have  a seat?"

      Yeah, sorry about ditching Canada and whatever. There's so much going on here I can't even come close to reading everything.

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    • NOVUM NORDICUM ASIANA wrote:
      Spazerz wrote:
      NOVUM NORDICUM ASIANA wrote:
      FUNAFUTI, TUVALU?
      Sure, you are chilling at the beach when you see tuvaluball cooming next to you asking +"Hi mr can i have  a seat?"
      Yeah, sorry about ditching Canada and whatever. There's so much going on here I can't even come close to reading everything.

      Anyways:


      Me: (thinking) What the- is this- WHAT'S GOING ON HERE

      (words being spoken) Me: OK... ummm... sure.

      • The beach umbrella falls on me.* 

      Me: OH COME ON WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN!?

      (This causes people around me to look in my direction, and, subsequently, notice Tuvaluball.)

      Other Random Person: Hey, what's that? Other Random Person: Hey, what's that? You know, it just keeps repeating. 

      Me: You know Tuvalu, let's get you out of here.

      Tuvalu: Wait, but--- (Tuvaluball is interrupting by me putting him in a bag and running away.)

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    • Spazerz wrote:

      @Nothing to watch: Latvia growls at esti looking ready to attack at any moment.

      Finland: Now now latvi.. don't you hurt my little sweet pea *Red eyes of doom* Or you will regreat it! *back to normal* I see, so how did you react?.

      Me: Calm down or I will take you all to Dr.Österreich, we don't want a war to brake out!(if countryballs fight, is it war, what happens?)

      Me(again): Who threatens someone again, goes immediately into this cage(I take out the cage that is used for parrots)

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    • Am I into latings?

      I finto caennings, I choose Venice!

      PS: don't say it's not a capital it's the capital of VENETO

      VENESSIA STRONK

      INDIPENDENSA!

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    • Am of join plox

      i choose INDONESIA

      JAKARTA PROVINCE STRONK

      MERDEKA !

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    • @Sympex: Ireland: *pulls out a potatoe sword* GIb north ireland!

      @Nothing to watch:  Finland and Estonia look at the badge in horror and repeteadly say sorry, meanwhile you all quickly come to realise that latvia is missing and the plane is about to land.

      @Kimochi: Me: Sure thing (as we are walking) So how did you meet mexico?.

      Meanwhile Brazil is talking to mexico about last nights Brazil vs france football game. " Did you see Neymar golden goal bro!?

      @Novum: As you get home tuvalu asks "What was that about!?"

      @Indonesian mapper: So at home doing daily stuff when what sounds like someoe sneaking in your house can be heard.

      @Verona: So you are at a restaurant enjoying your meal when someone tugs at your shirt, it's Veniceball: "Excuse me sir but can you help me out?"

      @Tornado: As soon as murica and washington get out and witness the scene unfold, washington facepalms and america is confused on what to do.. 

      Washington: *sigh* leave this to me *get's to canada* Canada!, look at me Canada!

      Canada: *shivers with fear*

      Washington: *Slaps Canada getting his attention:

      Washington: Canada this person will not harm you, trust me.

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      @Sympex: Ireland: *pulls out a potatoe sword* GIb north ireland!

      @Nothing to watch:  Finland and Estonia look at the badge in horror and repeteadly say sorry, meanwhile you all quickly come to realise that latvia is missing and the plane is about to land.

      @Kimochi: Me: Sure thing (as we are walking) So how did you meet mexico?.

      Meanwhile Brazil is talking to mexico about last nights Brazil vs france football game. " Did you see Neymar golden goal bro!?

      @Novum: As you get home tuvalu asks "What was that about!?"

      @Indonesian mapper: So at home doing daily stuff when what sounds like someoe sneaking in your house can be heard.

      @Verona: So you are at a restaurant enjoying your meal when someone tugs at your shirt, it's Veniceball: "Excuse me sir but can you help me out?"

      @Tornado: As soon as murica and washington get out and witness the scene unfold, washington facepalms and america is confused on what to do.. 

      Washington: *sigh* leave this to me *get's to canada* Canada!, look at me Canada!

      Canada: *shivers with fear*

      Washington: *Slaps Canada getting his attention:

      Washington: I this person will not harm you, trust me.

      ME:WOAH NOW, LET'S NOT KILL ANYBODY NOW M8, LET'S JUST SETTLE THIS OVER A CUP OF TE-(GETS CUT OFF BY UK)

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    • Spazerz wrote:

      @Nothing to watch:  Finland and Estonia look at the badge in horror and repeteadly say sorry, meanwhile you all quickly come to realise that latvia is missing and the plane is about to land.

      What plane?

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    • Nothing to watch wrote:
      Spazerz wrote:

      @Nothing to watch:  Finland and Estonia look at the badge in horror and repeteadly say sorry, meanwhile you all quickly come to realise that latvia is missing and the plane is about to land.

      What plane?

      Wait didn't you say you had bought a PLANE ticket to vienna? Or are you just not at the plane atm, if that's the case the plane landing thing doesn't happen but everything else does

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      Nothing to watch wrote:
      Spazerz wrote:

      @Nothing to watch:  Finland and Estonia look at the badge in horror and repeteadly say sorry, meanwhile you all quickly come to realise that latvia is missing and the plane is about to land.

      What plane?
      Wait didn't you say you had bought a PLANE ticket to vienna? Or are you just not at the plane atm, if that's the case the plane landing thing doesn't happen but everything else does

      (I said I bought them, but we're not on plane yet, unless we skipped all going on the plane part)

      Anyway:

      Me:(to Finland and Estonia) Can you please search for Latvia, our plane will leave in 4 hours and we're in the middle of nowhere in Finland's clay.(offers a cab)

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    • Me: Of course sir, what do... *stares at Veniceball* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU!?

      • Almost everyone in the restaurant stares at me*

      Veniceball: How of rudeness! I was only into searchings of Baicolis! (traditional venetian biscuits NDR)

      Me: Alright, let's get out of here.

      Veniceball: Ehi! Where the diavolo are you going!? I asked you something!

      Me: okay, but first tell me WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU!

      Veniceball: How aren't you into knowings who I am?! I am the Most Serene Republic of Venice, Queen of the Adriatic!

      Me: Okay, I'm definitely going mad. Fine, follow me, I know a really good café.

      • goes out with Veniceball*
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    • Spazerz wrote:

      @Tornado: As soon as murica and washington get out and witness the scene unfold, washington facepalms and america is confused on what to do.. 

      Washington: *sigh* leave this to me *get's to canada* Canada!, look at me Canada!

      Canada: *shivers with fear*

      Washington: *Slaps Canada getting his attention:

      Washington: Canada this person will not harm you, trust me.

      (That's strange... why is everything B&W? Or is it just my computer?)

      Canada: "Huh? Really? And what is this place? So many strange things... *incoherent babbeling*"

      Washington: "*sigh* Let's just get him inside... Robert, do you know if you have any hot choclate?"

      Me: "No... I don't think so. I have tea though."

      Washington: "Hmm... maybe we'll ask him later." *gets Canada inside*

      Me: "I'll go grab a blanket." *grabs blanet and wraps it around Canda, who began to hold on to it with his life* "Wait... I think I remember Canada saying that he had somebody else with him. I think he said British Columbia?"

      Sure enough, when I went out to the car, I found British Columbia... sleeping?

      "Well, this is a nice turn of events. What am I supposed to do now?" I asked America, who had followed me.

      USA: "I really don't know..."

      Just then, British Columbia began to wake up.

      BC: "Huh-what... Uncle America? And who are you? And where am I?-"

      USA: "*Shushes BC down* Shh shh shh... it's OK, you're on my clay."

      BC: "Huh? And where's dad?"

      USA: "Don't worry, he's inside. Let's get you inside too."

      (Spacerz continues.)

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    • TornadoDog33 wrote:

      (That's strange... why is everything B&W? Or is it just my computer?)

      It's because someone Reagan died

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    • (And it's gonna be like this for the rest of the week to :/)

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    • @Kimochi: Me: Sure thing (as we are walking) So how did you meet mexico?.

      Meanwhile Brazil is talking to mexico about last nights Brazil vs france football game. " Did you see Neymar golden goal bro!?

      Me: Well, I was wailking into my living room when suddenly I saw mexico sleeping *heh* funnily enough, I was waking up of a nap when I found him

      (Meanwhile Mexico)

      Mexico: Of course I saw it! I would never miss a good football Selección play, unlike mine, I saw it with my amigo's brother, he really knows about football

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      @Sympex: Ireland: *pulls out a potatoe sword* GIb north ireland!

      @Nothing to watch:  Finland and Estonia look at the badge in horror and repeteadly say sorry, meanwhile you all quickly come to realise that latvia is missing and the plane is about to land.

      @Kimochi: Me: Sure thing (as we are walking) So how did you meet mexico?.

      Meanwhile Brazil is talking to mexico about last nights Brazil vs france football game. " Did you see Neymar golden goal bro!?

      @Novum: As you get home tuvalu asks "What was that about!?"

      @Indonesian mapper: So at home doing daily stuff when what sounds like someoe sneaking in your house can be heard.

      @Verona: So you are at a restaurant enjoying your meal when someone tugs at your shirt, it's Veniceball: "Excuse me sir but can you help me out?"

      @Tornado: As soon as murica and washington get out and witness the scene unfold, washington facepalms and america is confused on what to do.. 

      Washington: *sigh* leave this to me *get's to canada* Canada!, look at me Canada!

      Canada: *shivers with fear*

      Washington: *Slaps Canada getting his attention:

      Washington: Canada this person will not harm you, trust me.

      Me: *sighs* As you may have noticed, nobody else here is like you. And most of them don't know anything about you. And when humans see things that are like nothing they've ever before seen,they get... well... violent. And the last I need right now is a dead Polandball. Ummm... do you have any friends here?

      Tuvalu: Oh yes, have many friends, especially ANZUS and a lot of countries in East Asia, and Taiwan even have embassy here in Funafuti! But best friend is Fiji.

      Me: Well you're in luck, because I'm actually touring the Pacific Islands and after I go to Tonga, I'm visiting Fiji. Here, these are my vacation plans. *gives plans to Tuvalu*

      Tuvalu: So you are going to Kiribati after?

      Me: After Fiji.

      Tuvalu: YUO OF VISIT FIJI? I GET TO MEET FIJI! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

      It goes on like this for a while.

      Me: Yeah, weren't you listening the first time?

      Tuvalu: A little.

      Me: Whatever, anyways, I'm leaving for Tonga in 2 days. You want to stay here with me until then?

      Tuvalu: Yes

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    • @Tornado: Canada *shivering* USA..

      USA: Wut the matter bruh?

      Canada: He is back.. that fiend is back.

      USA: What fiend?, what are you talking about

      Canada: CONFEDERATE AMERICA!, he's come back somoehow and i don't how and why but .. while i and British columbia were looking for you he found us, he tried to kill us.. but we managed to escape, i think.. Look murica.. you must stop him, before it is to late bleugh *faints*

      @Nothing to watch: You hear snarls and roars coming from underneath a manhole, Latvia must have gone underneath the sewage lines.

      @Sympex: UK: THere will be no peace!, *pulls out smg*

      Ireland: *pulls out shotgun* Bring it freak

      However just then two sheep come out of noehere and tackle them both, later another countryball emerges.. Wales

      Wales: What have i've told ye fools bout fightin'?, it doesn't solve nothing.

      @Novum: Tuvalu decides to watch some TV, but ends upp watching JAWS, later he runs to you scared from the movie.

      "AH, it's a shark keep it away bro!"

      @Kimochi: Welp you won't how i met Brazil, here's how.

      So i was showering after a trip to the rio beach, but then my stereo starts playing music, at first i think "Aight this musicis my jam + dope stuff" So dance to it.. but then i remember two things

      uno: i live alone

      dos: that stereo couldn't have turned on by itself.

      So i carefully grab an almighty comb for self defence and carefully sneak out to see who it is.. it ain't a ghost, it ain't burglar, it's Brazil.

      Then i think "Ok this little fella broke into my house in order to see some tv and chill..But he is a ball, a countryball, soo do i say hi or wut..mah were all a little bit crazy so what evs i'll be friendly" And that's how i met him.

      Brazil: Indeed, so how has the tortilla business been doing latelly?

      @Verona: Venice takes a seat as you take the orders (and your seat) 

      Venice: So i see you are of givings proper  compensation for earlier?

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    • (Will gib indonesian mapper his respo once he respo's. )

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    • Spazerz wrote:

      @Nothing to watch: You hear snarls and roars coming from underneath a manhole, Latvia must have gone underneath the sewage lines.

      Me:(shouts into sewage heart)I want to use the toilet, so if you do not come out you know what happens!

      (Spazerz will continue)

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    • Me: Oh, okay. Of course. Waiter! Come here, please.

      Waiter: Good morning sir... GAH! WHAT IS THIS!?

      Veniceball: Oh, not again!

      Me: She's Venice, the Queen of the Adriatic. Could you bring us some baicoli and a cotoletta?

      Waiter: Oh... of course, sir and... queen.

      Me: *so I'm not the only one who can see this... it has to be real!* How did you come here?

      (PS Is Venice male or female? Because he\she is known to be "Queen of the Adriatic"...)

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    • (Well.. if she is "the queen of the adriatic" i guess it's a she?, cuz shes queen so, yeah female bruh :P)

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    • Spazerz wrote:
      @Tornado: Canada *shivering* USA..

      USA: Wut the matter bruh?

      Canada: He is back.. that fiend is back.

      USA: What fiend?, what are you talking about

      Canada: CONFEDERATE AMERICA!, he's come back somoehow and i don't how and why but .. while i and British columbia were looking for you he found us, he tried to kill us.. but we managed to escape, i think.. Look murica.. you must stop him, before it is to late bleugh *faints*

      (Wow... not what I had in mind, but OK...)

      USA: *goes pale* Con-co-...CONFEDERATE AMERICA???!!! Oh no, I feared this day would come... nothing good can come out of this... now he's hurt Canada... *starts getting angry* he. Hurt. Canada. *red eyes*"

      Me: "Whoa America, calm down- CSA might not have even crossed the bord-"

      Suddenly, there was a loud banging on the door.

      "What the..."

      But as I went to investigate, suddenly, the door was knocked down. As the dust cleared, I could see CSA in the doorway.

      CSA: "Finally! I have found you, 'Murica. NOW IT'S TIME TO PAY!"

      USA: "You..."

      CSA: "Yes! It's me! YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!!"

      USA: "H-how..."

      CSA: "I was rebirthed from quantum effects. NOW I'LL KILL YOU ALL!! FOR SLAVERY!!! *aims gun at USA*

      Me: *ahem*

      CSA: "Yes, and what do you want??" *gets a foot in the face, lands in the dining room* "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

      Me: *grabs CSA's gun and stuffs it in his face* "NO ONE KILLS ANYONE IN MY HOME, YOU HEAR ME????!!!!"

      CSA: 'I-I-"

      Me: "USA, call the police. We're having him detained."

      (Spacerz continues.)

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    • bi write bigger part because i rarely use wikias -_-

      Ireland: i of havings no of ideas. where yuor clay though?

      Me:Oh, your a.. comic thing, aint ye? Well, this is.. a diffrent universe i guess? 

      Ireland: But where is of yuo clay??

      Me:.. clay dosent exist in this universe, we call it, 'land' and instead of countryballs, there are nations... okay thats enough explaining im going home now to grab a beer without waiting in that stupid queue!

      Ireland: is i of comings, too?

      Me:oh right whatever... lets just stop talkin' 'bout dis crap and get da hell outta here and mabe consider gettin a nice place to rest for ya.. but beer first! 

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    • @Kimochi: Welp you won't how i met Brazil, here's how.

      So i was showering after a trip to the rio beach, but then my stereo starts playing music, at first i think "Aight this musicis my jam + dope stuff" So dance to it.. but then i remember two things

      uno: i live alone

      dos: that stereo couldn't have turned on by itself.

      So i carefully grab an almighty comb for self defence and carefully sneak out to see who it is.. it ain't a ghost, it ain't burglar, it's Brazil.

      Then i think "Ok this little fella broke into my house in order to see some tv and chill..But he is a ball, a countryball, soo do i say hi or wut..mah were all a little bit crazy so what evs i'll be friendly" And that's how i met him.

      Brazil: Indeed, so how has the tortilla business been doing latelly?

      Mexico: The tortillas became more expensive, THAT CAN'T BE!!!

      Me: Ok, ok, calm down, I still can afford tortilas

      Mexico: Life no es life without tortillas

      Me: Everyone should know that, that's interesting, I mean, my life isn't THAT interesting so...oh, here's the correspondence station. Are you still coming?

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    • (Can I be Kekistan ball?)

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    • Mr.Rankings11 wrote:
      (Can I be Kekistan ball?)

      (Plz no...)

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    • TornadoDog33 wrote:
      Mr.Rankings11 wrote:
      (Can I be Kekistan ball?)
      (Plz no...)

      (Why not?)

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    • Me:Hey Walesball.

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    • TornadoDog33 wrote:
      Mr.Rankings11 wrote:
      (Can I be Kekistan ball?)
      (Plz no...)

      ...wuts a kekistan-...wtf.

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