Thailandball (formerly Siamball) is a countryball at the center of the Indochinese peninsula in Mainland Southeast Asia. He is the world's 51st-largest country. It is the 20th-most-populous country in the world, with around 66 million people. The capital and largest city is Bangkok. Thailand sits beside Cambodia-icon Cambodiaball, Laos-icon Laosball, Myanmar-icon Myanmarball, and Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball. Being a monarchy since 1238, and a constitutional monarchy since 1932, Thailandball is the only country in Southeast Asia to have never been colonized by European countryballs. He is also one of the founding members of ASEAN-icon ASEANball. Thailand also has the longest city name who is Bangkok-icon Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasitball.


Thailandball is a descendant of Tai-Kadai speaking 1-icon 1ball s. Similar to other regions in Southeast Asia, Thailand was heavily influenced by the culture and religions of India-icon Indiaball, starting with the Kingdom of Funan-icon Kingdom of Funanball in around the 1st century AD to the Khmer Empire-ball.

Prior to the arrival of the Thai people and culture into what is now Thailand, the region hosted a number of indigenous 1-icon Austroasiatic-speaking and 7-icon Malayo-Sumbawan-speaking civilisations. However, little is known about Thailand before the 13th century... Similar to other regions in Southeast Asia, Thailand was heavily influenced by the culture and religions of India, starting with the Kingdom of Funanball in around the first century until the Khmer Empireball. Indian influence on Siamese culture was partly the result of direct contact with Indian settlers, but mainly it was brought about indirectly via Dvaravati-icon Dvaravatiball, Srivijaya-icon Srivijayaball and the Khmer Empire-icon Khmer Empireball, and later by the south Indian Pallavaball and north Indian Gupta-icon Guptaball.

The Taiballs from the north gradually settled in the Chao Phraya valley from the tenth century onwards, in lands of Dvaravatiball, assimilating the earlier Austroasiatic Monballs and Khmerballs, as well as coming into contact with the Khmer Empire-icon Khmer Empireball.

Thailandball was born as a small clay called Siam-icon Siamball in 1351, his capitalball was Red-icon Ayutthayaball (now a province of Thailandball). In 1540 he expanded his clay by conquering Khmer Empire-icon Khmerball, the weak brothers Kingdom of Laos-icon Laosball, Lanna-icon Lannaball, some southern part of 1-icon Chinaball and some northern part of modern day-Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball. He had a lot of conflicts with his neighbors like 1-icon Daivietball.

1767 was described to be his worst year ever. Konbaung-icon Burmaball (now Myanmar-icon Myanmarball) who had multiple personality disorders, attacked him and he lost because he wasn't well-prepared. Burmaball killed Red-icon Ayutthayaball (the capitalball). Siam-icon Siamball lost all of his clay but some of his people survived and moved to Red-icon Thonburiball, Thonburi became the new capitalball of Siamball. Burma ball who was still in disorder quickly attacked again but this time he won.

Later in 1782, Siam-icon Siamball moved capitalball to Bangkok-icon Bangkokball or Rattanakosinball (full name in Thai: Krungthep Mahanakorn Amornratanakosin Mahintara Ayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noparat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasatan Amornpiman Avatar Satit Sakathadtiya Witsanukum Prasitball), the current capitalball which is the longest city name in the world.

European colonial powers threatened him in the 19th and early 20th centuries, but Thailandball (then known as Siam-icon Siamball) survived as the only Southeast Asian state to avoid European colonial rule because the France-icon Franceball and the UK-icon UKball decided it would be a neutral territory to avoid conflicts between their colonies.

In 1932 he changed his name from Siam-icon Siamball to Thailandball, and replaced his absolute monarchy with a constitutional monarchy.

In 2014 he underwent a coup d'état, and continued to have a military junta to this day.. Today, Thailandball is a developing countryball. He cannot into nuke yet but he can into space and submarine (he's really proud of his 3 new subs from China-icon Chinaball).


Thailand is very talkative and he likes smiling. Thailand can into Buddhism-icon Buddhism. Thailand of likings his king, elephants and wealthyness. He hates communists. He is very proud of himself, his history and his language. Thailand of lovings cold weather, he wishes one day he will can into snow but Thailand cannot into snow.


ครอบครัว (Family)

เพื่อน/พันธมิตร (Friends/Allies)

  • USA-icon USAball - We fought in World War 2, but we of good friends now. He made me into non-NATO major ally. (AND I AM BETTER ASIAN TOURIST COUNTRY STOP IGNORING ME OVER CHINA AND JAPAN)
  • UK-icon UKball - Old enemy, but now friends. gib touristmoni!
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - He is a middleman of me, good stuff! YOUR GRYPHON PLANE SUCKS IT FELL AND YOU COMMIE SUPPORT N. VIETNAM GOOD YOU ARE CAPITOLIST NAO.
  • Sweden-icon Swedenball - Eternal friends since 1868! now having a blast together by BÖRKING together! Stronk! Sweden!, 31K Thai lady living with you (70% of women married to Swedish men)
  • Portugal-icon Portugalball - First European country that I know, 500 years of relationship, since 1511
  • Japan-icon Japanball - We fought together in WW1 and WW2, we are good friends.
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - We look up to his EU-icon Fourth Reich European Union by creating ASEAN-icon ASEAN!
  • India-icon Indiaball - Thanks for curry and teaching Buddhism, don't bring in too much Hindies, I'm buddhist clay
  • Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball - Good distant european friend.
  • Switzerland-icon Switzerlandball My Kings (Rama VIII and Rama IX) Live there in Childhood. I also Love your Chocolate and Cheese He's One of my best friend (For me)
  • ASEAN-icon ASEANcoin - I founded him but I cannot into headquarter! BY FUCKING Indonesia-icon KEBAB OWNER!
    • Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball - Friend, we are neighbor and i gib him workers for monies. REMOVE TERRORISM ALSO STOP SEND KEBAB NOW OR ANSCHLUSS! And plox gib monies for development
    • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - He is of a friend and neighbor in sea. HOW THE HELL HE HAS HQ YED PED
    • Singapore-icon Tringapore - Creditor and sometimes friend, Gib moni or I dig cannal!
    • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - Pinoy, Gib touristmoni yuo is op rich and teach english to me cuz tring is op bad english but bad to play MOBA game with.
    • Brunei-icon Bruneiball - Rich kebab, Gib touristmoni
    • Laos-icon Laosball - We are of similar language, culture, and history. Good friend. GIB ELECTRICITY, OR Anschluss Secretly brother but he like commie friend.
    • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball - Although we have very complication histories, we becames good friend and brothers in arms! Pls removing communism though.
    • Cambodia-icon Cambodiaball - Stupid "brother" even he's older than me many thousand years, Sometime enemy, MY COLONY GIB AMOK OR ANSCHLUSS Phra Wihan is of mine.
    • Myanmar-icon Myanmarball - ไอ้เชี่ย !!!! HE IS OF INVADING ME SEVERAL TIMES!! ENEMY SINCE THE 16TH TO 19TH CENTURIES!!! REMOVE MOHINGA. he has a multiple personality disorder. I try to be friends with him. (last time I tried he almost kill me) GIB MAID!!
    • East Timor-icon East Timorball - You can into join ASEAN. Sawadee brother.
  • Italy-icon Italyball - Good party in the dark because lights out
  • Denmark-icon Denmarkball - We form Thai-Danish milk/farm and we also sign a treaty about environment to each other too!
  • Bhutan-icon Bhutanball - Even the king rama VIII died, but we love the king forever.
  • Massachusetts-icon Massachusettsball - My king rama VIII born

เพื่อนเป็นบางครั้ง (Sometime Friends-Neutral)

  • China-icon Chinaball - He is of trying to gain influence over USA-icon USAball on me, but his dams is killing my fish! We good friends though. Secretly my father.
  • France-icon Franceball - NEVER FORGET YUO THIEF MY CLAY BIG CLAY IN 1893 . yuo so luck UN-icon UN didn't exist that time. But French Indochina-icon France indochina 1940 still surrender I war with her easy REMOVE BAGUETTE. GIB TOURISTMONI. Well, now we have GUT relations YOU SUCKER NULL

ศัตรู (Enemies)

Notable sons of Thailandball in Polandball comic

  • Bangkok-icon Bangkokball - My capitol! so proud! so many farang.
  • Pattani-icon Pattaniball - Don't even think about independence! Remove terrorist! YOU TINY KEBAB NON COUNTRY CLAY


  • "Touristmoni's the best!"
  • "Farang (white people) is so cashful, I love Farang"
  • "Thailand hab three submarines!Thailand stronk!"
  • "Prathet Thai Chong Charoen!"(Thailand stronk!)
  • "Am not Taiwan!!"
  • "Yuo no ride Tuk Tuk, yuo no arrive Thailand!"
  • "Do no haggle price! Farang hab to pay mor!"

Common phrases in conversations

Of swearing

  • "Oh I Sud" = Oh Shit
  • "Yed kae" / "Yed ped" / "Yed..(everything)..." = Fuck Alligator / Fuck Duck / Fuck ...(everything)...
  • "Yedmae" = Motherfucker
  • "E-Dok (Fully Dok Thong Gwaow, a flower name)" = Bitch
  • "Ai Shia" = Water Lizard / Water Monitor / Monitor Lizard + Badly Evil
  • "Hia" / "Heer" = Damning
  • "Ai hia" = Water Lizard
  • "Por mung tai" = I Shank Your Bloody Father/ I Want Your Dad To Fucking Die

Of normal ones

  • "555"(pronounced hahaha) = Laughing
  • "Show MoreShow FewerHue hue hue" = Crying...not BR?BR?AHUEHUE! ok?
  • "Laew" = Already...used in the end of the sentence



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