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Taiwanball, aka Formosaball or ROCball, is a countryball who lives in East Asia in the western Pacific Ocean. To its north across the Taiwan strait lies Chinaball, her big sister who constantly wants to reunify with Taiwanball. To the west across the South China sea lies Vietnamball. To its north and east across the East China Sea lies Japanball. To its south across the Luzon Strait lies Philippinesball.
Taiwanball is known to like Japan a lot. However, she hates Chinaball very much and wants to become a true independent country not related to Chinaball or retake the mainland (unlikley). ...u wot? Japanese manga is popular in this country.
Recently Taiwanball has admitted that she and Chinaball the same but declares herself as the true Chinaball. Taiwanball is more nicer than (FAKE CHINA) and has a lower poverty rate than commie China. Taiwanball hates when another country switches from saying she is true China to she is commie China's province *cough USA*.
Like all other East Asian balls, Taiwanball is descended from 1ball, and also from all the other Chinese Dynastyballs. In the 1600s, Netherlandsball ( Dutch East Indiesball) and Spainball occupied some of her modern clay.
In 1945, she was born to Nationalist Chinaball, but her big sister People's Republic of Chinaball soon killed her, and took over most of her clay, before forcing her to flee to the island on which she resides now in 1949.
When competes in international sports events, does it under the name Chinese Taipei
because of evil commie bandit.
朋友 (Friends): Edit
- USAball - Non-communist friend who helped Taiwanball with his relationship with Chinaball, and with defense.
- Japanball - In 1937 at Nanking, Imperial Japanball raped my father and got his cover blown, but nowadays he apologizes. Well, sort of. Mainly because of Tiaoyutai. BUT IS NOT OF ENOUGH! REMOVE EVIL SUSHI RAPIST!! REMEMBER DADDY 1937 IN NANKING!!! A good friend in sports and help each other a lot. Best friends in natural disasters (both have lots of earthquakes!)
- Okinawaball - Little brother.
- Hong Kongball - Best friends and nephew with Taiwanball. Both hate evil bandit Chinaball.I'm very like his curry fish ball and Hong Kong-style milk tea(絲襪奶茶)!!
- Macauball - Best friend's brother. Gamble Gamble
- Tringapore - I secret friend loan land to Tringapore for military exercise since 1970s to prevent kebab invasion.
- South Koreaball - Both have crappy neighbors to deal with. I and Korea don't have much of a good relationship after she decided to become "friends" with BAD Chinaball, unless they still keep in touch without Mainlander knowing it. Cheats in sports events all the time. Complain when lose all the time.
- Tibetball, Uyghurball, South Mongoliaball and Manchukuoball - Free from bandit Chinaball! (but when I retake the mainland, yuo four will be of my clay! But only for a little while)
- Netherlandsball - Stepfather (sort of). Occupied some of his southern clay in the past.
- Spainball - Stepmother (sort of). Occupied some of her clay in the North.
- Swazilandball - Glad he recognize me for being the real China.
敵人 (Enemies): Edit
- Chinaball -
YUO SH*TTY A**HOLE, F**K YUO! DADDY LAST WORDS OF TELL ME KNOCKINGS YUO OUT! 肏你毛澤東 (F**k yuo, Mao Zedong)! DADDY OF SAYINGS I AM GOOD GIRL CAUSE YUO OF COMMUNISTS! F**K YUO! #反共 IDIOT!1949 NEVER FORGET! Evil big sister who wants "reunification". I usually call her "mainlander". Damn 共匪 (Communist bandits)! Wait. You will nuke me if I still allies with US? WHY YOU LITTLE...(*Beats up Chinaball*) DIE CHINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Mongoliaball - Was of daddy ROC's clay as well!
- Russiaball - Tuva and Vladivostok were of daddy ROC's clay as well!
- Tajikistanball - Gorno-Badakhshan was of daddy ROC's clay too!
- Laosball - Who wants the Pescadores due to lack of shoreline.
- Vietnamball - He usually confuses Taiwanball with China since many (fake) Chinese retreated to Beijing. Also wants Pescadores clay.
- Philippinesball - Like Vietnamball, he also confuses Taiwanball with China since many (fake) Chinese retreated to Beijing. Also wants Pescadores clay.
- Indonesiaball - Like Vietnamball and Philippinesball, he also confuses Taiwanball with China. But only the beginning, now he help me by sendings their best students here. But hands of Pescadores clay!!! That means you too, Laos!
- UNball - Taiwanball wants to join UN but UNball refuses to acknowledge it as a nation. Taiwanball tries to get in several times but is always turned down. But soon, I'll kill Chinaball if World War 3 start to become member of UN!
- Gambiaball - YUO F**KING TRAITOR!!!!
- Albaniaball - For kicking me out of the United Nations!! 1971 NEVER FORGET!! F**K YOU!
- Saudi Arabiaball - Thank yuo for helping build my bridge.
- Vaticanball - 教宗, thank yuo so much of recognise me not goddamn 共匪. Make waitings a minute, yuo of wantings to of diplomatic with 王八蛋 false China?! What of f***?! I make pray to god, of ask Catholicball to of protectings me, and now yuo of recognize stupid evil commie bandit?
|Special municipalities||Kaohsiungball • New Taipeiball • Taichungball • Tainanball • Taipeiball • Taoyuanball|
|Provincial cities||Chiayiball • Hsinchuball • Keelungball|
|Counties||Changhuaball • Chiayiball • Hsinchuball • Hualienball • Kinmenball • Lienchiangball • Miaoliball • Nantouball • Penghuball • Pingtungball • Taitungball • Yilanball • Yunlinball|
|Claimed||Mainland Chinaball • Mongoliaball • Tuvaball|
|Other forms||Chinese Taipeiball • Future ( Republic of Taiwanball • Taiwan SARball)|
|Historical entities||Natives • Middagball • Dutch Formosaball ( Dutch East India Companyball) • Spanish Formosaball ( Spanish East Indiesball) • Mingball • Qing Taiwanball • Republic of Formosaball • Japanese Taiwanball|