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Taiwanball, aka Formosaball or ROCball, is a countryball who lives in East Asia in the western Pacific Ocean. To its north across the Taiwan strait lies China-icon Chinaball, her big sister who constantly wants to reunify with Taiwanball. To the west across the South China sea lies Vietnam-icon Vietnamball. To its north and east across the East China Sea lies Japan-icon Japanball. To its south across the Luzon Strait lies Philippines-icon Philippinesball.

Taiwanball is known to like Japan-icon Japan a lot. However, she hates China-icon Chinaball very much and wants to become a true independent country not related to China-icon Chinaball or retake the mainland (unlikley). ...u wot? Japanese manga is popular in this country.

Recently Taiwanball has admitted that she and Chinaball the same but declares herself as the true Chinaball. Taiwanball is more nicer than (FAKE CHINA) and has a lower poverty rate than commie China. Taiwanball hates when another country switches from saying she is true China to she is commie China's province *cough USA*.

History: Edit

Like all other East Asian balls, Taiwanball is descended from 1-icon 1ball, and also from all the other Chinese Dynastyballs. In the 1600s, Dutch Empire-icon Netherlandsball (Dutch East Indies-icon Dutch East Indiesball) and Spanish-Empire-icon Spainball occupied some of her modern clay.

Some time later, Mingball came and occupied Taiwanball, which then were kicked out by Qing-icon Qingball

In 1895, her future clay was occupied by Japan-icon Japanball, and spent the next 50 years with him, and her sex slave (aka 'comfort woman') Joseon-icon Koreaball.

In 1945, she was born to Nationalist Taiwan-icon Chinaball, but her big sister China-icon People's Republic of Chinaball soon killed her, and took over most of her clay, before forcing her to flee to the island on which she resides now in 1949.

She is currently protected by USA-icon USAball, but it is possible that in the future, she will be enslaved by China-icon Chinaball (Pro).

When competes in international sports events, does it under the name Chinese-Taipei-icon Chinese Taipei because of evil commie bandit.

Relationships: Edit

朋友 (Friends): Edit

  • Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball - Best friends and nephew with Taiwanball. Both hate evil bandit China-icon Chinaball.I'm very like his curry fish ball and Hong Kong-style milk tea(絲襪奶茶)!!
  • Macau-icon Macauball - Best friend's brother. Gamble Gamble
  • Singapore-icon Tringapore - I secret friend loan land to Tringapore for military exercise since 1970s to prevent kebab invasion.
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - Both have crappy neighbors to deal with. I and Korea don't have much of a good relationship after she decided to become "friends" with BAD China-icon Chinaball, unless they still keep in touch without Mainlander knowing it. Cheats in sports events all the time. Complain when lose all the time.
  • Tibet-icon Tibetball, Uyghur-icon Uyghurball, Inner Mongolia-icon South Mongoliaball and Manchukuo-icon Manchukuoball - Free from bandit Chinaball! (but when I retake the mainland, yuo four will be of my clay! But only for a little while)
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball - Stepfather (sort of). Occupied some of his southern clay in the past.
  • Spain-icon Spainball - Stepmother (sort of). Occupied some of her clay in the North.
  • Swaziland-icon Swazilandball - Glad he recognize me for being the real China.

敵人 (Enemies): Edit

  • China-icon Chinaball - YUO SH*TTY A**HOLE, F**K YUO! DADDY LAST WORDS OF TELL ME KNOCKINGS YUO OUT! 肏你毛澤東 (F**k yuo, Mao Zedong)! DADDY OF SAYINGS I AM GOOD GIRL CAUSE YUO OF COMMUNISTS! F**K YUO! #反共 IDIOT! 1949 NEVER FORGET! Evil big sister who wants "reunification". I usually call her "mainlander". Damn 共匪 (Communist bandits)! Wait. You will nuke me if I still allies with US? WHY YOU LITTLE...(*Beats up Chinaball*) DIE CHINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Mongolia-icon Mongoliaball - Was of daddy ROC's clay as well!
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Tuva and Vladivostok were of daddy ROC's clay as well!
  • Tajik-icon Tajikistanball - Gorno-Badakhshan was of daddy ROC's clay too!
  • Laos-icon Laosball - Who wants the Pescadores due to lack of shoreline.
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball - He usually confuses Taiwanball with China since many (fake) Chinese retreated to Beijing. Also wants Pescadores clay.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - Like Vietnam-icon Vietnamball, he also confuses Taiwanball with China since many (fake) Chinese retreated to Beijing. Also wants Pescadores clay.
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - Like Vietnam-icon Vietnamball and Philippines-icon Philippinesball, he also confuses Taiwanball with China. But only the beginning, now he help me by sendings their best students here. But hands of Pescadores clay!!! That means you too, Laos-icon Laos!
  • UN-icon UNball - Taiwanball wants to join UN but UNball refuses to acknowledge it as a nation. Taiwanball tries to get in several times but is always turned down. But soon, I'll kill China-icon Chinaball if World War 3 start to become member of UN!
  • Gambia-icon Gambiaball - YUO F**KING TRAITOR!!!!
  • Albania-icon Albaniaball - For kicking me out of the UN-icon United Nations!! 1971 NEVER FORGET!! F**K YOU!
  • Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball - Thank yuo for helping build my bridge.
  • Vatican-icon Vaticanball - 教宗, thank yuo so much of recognise me not goddamn 共匪. Make waitings a minute, yuo of wantings to of diplomatic with 王八蛋 false China?! What of f***?! I make pray to god, of ask Catholicball to of protectings me, and now yuo of recognize stupid evil commie bandit?

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