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Swedenball is a countryball located in Northern Europe. He can into European Union (EU), but is not NATO liked. He can into kebab, Nobel prize, and is a father of the creator of the 3rd most popular game ever, Minecraft. Also in 2016, he released Battlefield 1, taking the second spot in best games of 2016. Ironically, while he is often mocked for being invaded by kebab, even being called "Swedistan," only about 500 thousand Muslims, or 4-5% of his population, reside within him (but is true that Sweden have a lot of problems with inmigration) In comparison, United Satesball, one of his major tormentors (Trump) contains 3 MILLION muslims, and France contains almost 7% Muslims.
Sweden's relationships are rough with his brother Denmarkball and his friends Norwayball, Icelandball, Faroeball, Greenlandball and Russiaball for a long time (SINCE THE VIKING ERA!). These days they get along well enough, but may still get into fights.
Sweden has become the quintessential "liberal utopia" and hasn't been at war for more than 200 years, which is something he is proud of (but he struggles every day against the temptation of having a Viking relapse). He has found a way to be neutral in every major war since World War 1.
Do not let his neutrality fool you, even though it is a country that does not fight in wars for 200 years, Swedenball has one of the most advanced military industries in the world. Swedenball is the third largest exporter of war material in the world, behind only Israelcube and Russiaball. But despite advanced and comprehensive war industry, Swedenball is an extremely peaceful country in terms of international conflicts. In fact the last war Sweden involved was in 1814 against Norwayball, that is, more than 200 years ago.
Unfortunately, because of his neutral status, Sweden is sometimes mocked by other countryballs as a "naive little butterfly" who is accepting of all countries (even when some of them, like Somaliaball, begin to override
and culturally enrich him). Swedenball likes to ignore these jokes, being a overly-tolerant and sensitive countryball
Although he does sometimes get sad thinking about his peace, love and tolerance, as it exists because he didn't save Ålandball, his daughter when Finlandball (as he was still being angry at Swedenball) fought against Sovietball.
However, Swedenball has another dark side: The Carolean era. Sometimes, in the dark nights of Scandinavia, his most evil thoughts can come by the magical barrier inside his head. If then he becomes a killing machine, feared by even Russia, and one day, this might be unleashed and the friendly Sweden may become the next great threat to Europe. (well, Swedes think it's great at least)
His birthday is 6th of June and his Zodiac sign is Gemini.
Sweden was pillaging with his brothers and sisters in Europe for a long time, back when he was a Viking. Swedish Vikings mainly traveled east to Miklagård, Serkland and Österled, but also took part in expeditions towards Western Europe. Sweden was the last Nordic country to be Christianized, because Sweden was very believer of the Norse Paganism, his Uppsala Temple was even a hub of pagan activities. Also Sweden is the Nordic Country with the most of Runic Inscriptions.
When he got back to home he started to fight his sisters and brothers. After a lot of fighting Denmark forced him to join the Kalmar Union. A few centuries later Sweden rebelled against Denmark and became an independent kingdom again in the 16th century, and also decided to become Protestant, though it was mainly to take all the money that the churches in Sweden had been collecting. Sweden fought many wars and took more and more clay, however that ended when he was defeated by Russia, and lost Estonia and Finland.
Sweden stayed neutral during the 1st and 2nd World Wars, but didn't stay completely out of it like he did in World War 1, as he took care of Jewish refugees from countries who were about to be invaded (such as Denmark), sent food and supplies to Finland during the Winter War, allowed Naziball to go through Sweden on his way home on vacation from guard duty in Norway, and provided iron for Naziballs weapons.
In modern days Sweden owns the global furniture company
BÖRKEA IKEA, and has made many video and computer games, and many of them have themes such as war and torture (such as Battlefield and Amnesia and World in Conflict, in some cases Minecraft) to fuel his need for violence, as he is a pacifistic country now (but he fights very day against his king desires and fears a Viking relapse) he now is a very politically correct country with many kebabs around, he is proud of his Viking ancestry but has to hide it otherwise SJW's will get angry at him. He also has many subscribers on YouTube.
Sweden also invented
Sweden highly legalizes LGBT. He is one the few European balls that take correctly care of immigrants. By doing so he is allowing Swedish peoples and immigrants to cohabit peacefully. However this stereotype is in most cases not that true.
Only southwestern Sweden is into kebab and homosexuality, northern and eastern Sweden contains vicious vikings.
Also, Swedenball can into renewable energy. He has the power to turn garbage into electricity, and even buys garbage from Norwayball for energy!
Mina Kompisar (My Friends)
Swedenball is kind of friends with everyone, but the most important ones:
- Canadaball - Can into legalize LGBT and he is my Liberal
and socialistfriend across the Atlantic. I especially love Justin Trudeau.
- Finlandball - Adoptive brother and he hates Russia but we are hockey rivals.
- Norwayball - Nice brother, my other half.
- Denmarkball (Sometimes) - Neutral brother. We are good friends as of today but we fought a lot back in the past. And he still rambles about me taking his clay. We got a love/hate relationship.
- Germanyball - He let me into EUball and he also can into allowing kebabs into his clay.
- Kosovoball - Ally and good friend and I help him when he is in trouble by his enemies (Serbiaball), I even have a base in his clay
- Thailandball - My Asian WIfe, She love Farang!
she thinks farang = ATMmore than 300,000 Swedes visit Thailand every year.
- Brazilball - So, you think you like saying HUE? My is BÖRKing.
- Indonesiaball - Friends from the Southeast world, He very likes IKEA and H&M
- Japanball - Thanks for translating Caramelldansen in your language, I appreciate it!
- USAball - He can into legalize LGBT! But "unfortunately" he is conservative and hates political correctness. But I like his cars. Also, he can be a little bit sexist and racist, BECAUSE OF TRUMP, den jävelin!!! Well I have a lot of talk to his states. Some of his states are crap because you know, police brutality, crime, get it? I don't know which one I hate the most...
Definitely not nevada or nedadaI would say I don't know? There are dangerous states like Georgia, Florida, Louisiana, Oklahoma, new Mexico, of course Minnesota because he wants to be a börk but he cannot into Nordic. But you've got Fellow Börk which I like.
- Netherlandsball - I know you love weed and that's what I don't want and you just lose the match against me. We still trade with each others, and hey, don't be sad, have a bag of cool stuff I just traded to you!
- Estoniaball - Actually good friends. We cooaperate on of project, and has a union in my clay. We used to own them, but that was long ago. BUT FOR LAST TIME ESTONIA CANNOT INTO NORDIC!
Vet inte dom (Don't know them)
- NATOball - Actually I was helping him but Not anymore. I am a neutral countryball (Don't you ever call me a country instead of a countryball...) and you still let me attack some people! I AM NEUTRAL! STOP!
- Israelcube- Looks like you are murdering poor Palestine! Just stop killing them! Let them have mercy and I recognize them because in fact you are killing muslims like a racist!
- Minnesotaball - His heritage was norway, my
uglybrother, and he has the most swedish-american people.
Idiot Fiender (Idiot Enemies)
- Danskjävlar (Sometimes) - Stop rambling about me stealing your clay or else I will conquer you with my Börks! BÖÖÖÖÖÖÖRK! REMOVE SMÖRREBRÖD!
- Chileball - Hates me because I have more subscribers on Youtube! PEWDIEPIE STRONK!
- Uzbekistanball - YUO OF TERRORIST! Yuo of kill börk using truck through Stockholm. Will not of stand. BÖÖÖÖRK! That is so racist to say of me, but at least you are secular.
- Franceball - We took their general and made him king. Bernadotte stronk!
- Moroccoball - I dare you I double dare yuo boycott me or I impose sanctions against you!
- Somaliaball - OK SOMALIA! I OF HAD ENOUGH OF YUOR RAPISTS RAPING MY PEOPLE!! FIRST TIME WAS OF MISUNDERSTANDING BUT NOW YUO ARE OF PISSING ME OFF!! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS ANY LONGER NO MATTER HOW RACIST I LOOK!! I WILL OF MONITORING YUO NOW!!! Damned pirates.
- Polandball - You may be part of EU, but you are still xenophobic and homophobic. Soon impose sanctions on you!
- Pizza Brony - Cannot into world cup qualification.
JÄVLA KUKSUGARNA!!!! (FUCKING COCKSUCKERS!!!!)
- Myanmarball - HOW DARE YOU ATTACK MY ASIAN WIFE THAILAND!!! THAT'S IT!!! NO MORE BÖRK FOR YOU!!! REMOVE BURMA!!!
- Russiaball - EEEEWW DISGUSTING HOMOPHOBE!! JAG KNOW DU WANTING TO TAKE MY CLAY DURING WW3 STAY AWAY FROM ME! 1991 BEST YEAR AV MY LIFE!
Sweden is a part of the big Nordic family. Some are brothers, some are adoptive brothers, some are nephews, and some are sisters and adoptive sisters.
- Germaniaball - Grandfather
- Kalmar Unionball - Father
- Holy Roman Empireball - Uncle
- Thailandball - Wife
- Denmarkball - Brother
- Finlandball - Brother
- Icelandball - Brother
- Norwayball - Brother
- Svalbardball - Nephew
- Austriaball - Cousin
- Germanyball - Cousin
- Netherlandsball - Cousin
- Switzerlandball - Cousin
- Irelandball - Cousin
- UKball - Cousin
|Historical provinces||Götalandball • Svealandball ( Stockholmball) • Norrlandball|
|Provinces|| Ångermanlandball • Blekingeball • Bohuslänball • Dalarnaball • Dalslandball • Gotlandball • Gästriklandball • Hallandball • Hälsinglandball • Härjedalenball • Jämtlandball • Lapplandball • Medelpadball • Norrbottenball • Närkeball • Ölandball • Östergötlandball • Skåneball • Smålandball • Södermanlandball • Upplandball • Värmlandball • Västmanlandball • Västerbottenball • Västergötlandball • |
|Former entities||Medieval Swedenball • Kalmar Unionball • Swedish Empireball • Sweden-Norwayball|