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— Swedish chef
Swedenball is a countryball in Northern Europe. She can into European Union (EU), but is not NATO liked. Her brother Norwayball is also in Northern Europe but its the other way around in membership. She likes putting kebab in her pizzas. She has her own type of meatballs and sells them at her international ready-to-assemble furniture retail, and IKEA. Their food is not so good though. She can into kebab, Nobel prize, and is mother of the creator of the 3rd most popular game ever, Minecraft. Also in 2016 she released Battlefield 1, taking the second spot in best games of 2016. She also likes to be with her friends Norwayball and Turkeybal.
Sweden has been fighting her sister Denmarkball and her friends Norwayball, Icelandball, Faroeball, Greenlandball and Russiaball for a long time (since the VIKING ERA). these days they get along well enough, but may still get into fights.
INTE RYSSLAND DOCK! RYSSLAND BORDE UTROTAS!
Sweden has become the quintessential "liberal utopia" and hasn't been at war for more than 200 years, which is something she is proud of (But she struggles every day against the temptation of having a Viking relapse). She has found a way to be neutral in every major war since World War 1.
Because of this status, Sweden is sometimes portrayed as overly-tolerant and sensitive, preferring to become a homosexual gender-neutral little butterfly who is accepting of all countries (even when some of them, like Somaliaball, begin to override her).
Although she does sometimes get sad thinking about her peace, love and tolerance, as it exists because she didn't save Ålandball, her sister when Finlandball (as she was still being angry at Swedenball) fought against Sovietball. She assumed that she is a bisexual a week after the divorce was finalized with Åland in 1945. The most subscribed YouTuber ever, PewDiePie, is from Sweden.
Sweden also uses "surströmming", a typical Swedish dish as biological weapon. "Veri effäctive ägainst teh räst öf teh wörld börk"
Sweden is paranoid about Russian submarines in her waters, even when it's only a mink.
She is so paranoid that Sweden says that she hears a voice of a Viking version of herself inside her head trying to convince her to return to be a Viking to destroy submarines and vessels in the ocean. But she also says that she fights everyday against this temptation.
Her birthday is 6th of June and her Zodiac sign is Gemini
Sweden was pillaging with her brothers and sisters in Europe for a long time, back when she was a Viking. Swedish Vikings mainly travelled east to Miklagård, Serkland and Österled, but also took part in expeditions towards Western Europe. Sweden was the last Nordic country to be Christianized, because Sweden was very believer of the Norse Paganism, her Uppsala Temple was even a hub of pagan activities. Also Sweden is the Nordic Country with the most of Runic Inscriptions.
When she got back to home she started to fight her sisters and brothers. After a lot of fighting Denmark forced her to join the Kalmar Union. A few centuries later Sweden rebelled against Denmark and became an independent kingdom again in the 16th century, and also decided to become Protestant, though it was mainly to take all the money that the churches in Sweden had been collecting. Sweden fought many wars and took more and more land, however that ended when she was defeated by Russia, and lost Estonia and Finland.
Sweden stayed neutral during the 1st and 2nd World Wars, but didn't stay completely out of it like she did in World War 1, as she did take care of Jewish refugees from countries who were about to be invaded (such as Denmark), sent food and supplies to Finland during the Winter War, allowed Naziball to go through Sweden on his way home on vacation from guard duty in Norway, and provided iron for Naziballs weapons.
In mordern days Sweden owns the global furniture company
IKEA, and has made many video and computer games, and many of them have themes such as war and torture (such as Battlefield and Amnesia and World in Conflict, in some cases Minecraft) to fuel her need for violence, as she is a pacifistic country now (but she fights every day against her Vinking desires and fears a Viking relapse). She now is a very politically correct country with many kebabs around, she is proud over her Viking ancestry but has to hide it otherwise SJW's will get angry at her. She also has many subscribers on YouTube.
She also invented dynamite!
Sweden highly legalizes LGBT. She is one the few European balls that take correctly care of immigrants. By doing so she is allowing Swedish peoples and immigrants to cohabit peacefully. However this stereotype is in most cases not that true.
Only southwestern Sweden is into kebab and homosexuality, northern Sweden contains vicious vikings.
Also, Swedenball can into renewable energy. She has the power to turn garbage into electricity.
Sweden is a part of the big nordic family. Some are brothers, some are adoptive brothers, some are nephews, and some are sisters and adoptive sisters.
- Finlandball - Swedenball's adoptive child and closest friend, they've been fighting many of the neighboring countries together and now big rivals in hockey. 1809 never forget!
- Ålandball- Swedenballs sister. She left her for Finland when Sweden didn't help her during WW2. IM SORRY OK?
- Denmarkball -
DANSKJÄVLAR!Swedenballs brother and oldest enemy, they'vebe en fighting for a long time, and Sweden has been taking a lot of danskjävlarnas clay during the wars. They show a lot of both love and hate for each other.
- Norwayball - He has been a part of both his brothers Denmark and Sweden, earning the trust of both of them. However she is more friendly to Denmark, as their language is more similiar and Denmark and Norway were the same country for a longer time compared to Sweden and Norway. He, alongside Denmarkball, likes to annoy Swedenball about his... choices, also ABBA is mine you can even into ABBA
- Icelandball - Sweden's ex-brother in law and Denmark's Twin, Sweden and Iceland don't know each other very good. She is a good friend of Norway.
- Svalbardball - Norways sis and Swedens sister-in-law, the only nordic marriage that didn't collapse.
- Greenlandball - Swedens nephew. He only shows up at Christmas, so Sweden and Greenland don't really know each other at all.(Also very suicidal)
- Faroeball, Shetlandball and Orkneyball - Swedens nephews. They were originally Norways children but Faroe was adopted by Denmark and Shetland and Orkney were adopted by Scotland.
- Scaniaball - Swedens nephew, Denmarks child. Shee, and the clay where she lived was taken by Sweden after a war with Denmark. During the first hundred years she and Sweden were even bigger enemies than Denmark and Sweden, but eventually got along with Sweden. In these days she get along with the kebabs too well, and Sweden doesn't like that.
- Västergötlandball - One of Sweden's children. His personality is a lot like Germany's (wörk, börk, wörk!)
- Smålandball - Another of Sweden's children, Scaniaball's half-brother. He is known for his work in discovering and coming up with names for many plants around the world. He also invented IKEA.
- Norrlandball - Swedenballs Douthter, Smålandballs sister and Scaniaballs half-sister. Norrlandball and Swedenball has a love/hate relationship, where Norrlandball is sometimes proud to be swedish, but still wants to be independent. Swedenball doesn't like Norrlandballs relationship with Finlandball, as Norrlandball seems to have adapted Finlandballs sadness and drinking behaviour.
- Ölandball - Dauthter to Smålandball (and therefore quite young) but now independent. One of the Islands of Sweden and known for his warm climate and appreciation of kroppkakor.
- Gotlandball - Ölandball's bigger-sister known for her weird accent and attachment to sheep.
- Somaliaball-I will let you in to my country
- USAball-He can into legalize LGBT!But "unfortunatly" he is conservative and hates political correctness. But I like his cars.
- Canadaball-Can into leaglize LGBT and he is my Liberal
- Finlandball-Adoptive brother and he hates Russia but we are hockey rivals.
- Norwayball-Nice brother.
- Denmarkball(Sometimes)-Neutral brother.We are good friends as of today but we fought a lot back in the past.And she still rables about me taking her clay.
- Germanyball-He let me into EU and he also can into allowing kebabs into his clay.
- Kosovoball - Ally and good friend and i help him when he is in trouble by his enemies (Serbiaball)
- Thailandball-She love Farang!
she thinks farang = ATMmore than 300,000 Swedes visit Thailand every year.
- Russiaball - not a son of Swedenball, but of Kievan Rusball.
Rysslands ubåt upptäcktes utanför Stockholm! Ryssland kommer att angripas och avlägsnas från lokalerna! Ryssland är min fiende!Was of false alarm move all along. *Flashback*: I tried to invade Ryssland once, but ended up getting my BÖRK frozen.
- Denmarkball(Sometimes)-Stop rabling about me stealing your clay or else I will conqour you with my Borks! BORK! BORK! BORK! BORK! BORK! BORK! And last but not least.........BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK!
- Chileball-Hates me because I have more subscribers on Youtube!PEWDIEPIE STRONG!
- Uzbekistanball - YUO OF TERRORIST! Yuo of kill bork using truck through Stockholm. Will not of stand. BÖÖÖÖRK! That is so racist to say of me, but you are secular.
Sveden speaks vith a special äccent, only shäred by Åland, Vest Gothland änd Småland, containing the letters Å, Ä and Ö
Å is pronounced like the A in war, making war, want änd was (wår, wånt, wås) good vörds to use.
Ä is pronounced like the A in wait, making wait, have änd many (wäit, häve, mäny) good vörds to use.
Ö is, hovever an exception, as there is no vörd vith Ö that sounds like it (the O in word kinda sounds like it), therefore many comics simply replace some O's with Ö.
W sound is replaced vith V sound. Making war, want, was, änd wait sound like vår, vånt, vås, and väit.