¿Por qué no te callas?
— King Juan Carlos

Spainball is a countryball in Western Europe. A history full of corruption, conspirations and extreme good luck for maybe one of the most developed countries in Europe, because of those factors mentioned previously Spain-icon Spainball used to have one of the biggest empires in history, but then she became a frustrated economic vassal of Germany-icon Germanyball, but has now paid debts.

Nowadays, she is currently suffering with so many independence movements inside of her. She also has a twin brother country called Portugal-icon Portugalball who is trying to rob her clay which she also likes to annoy.

After a period of schizophrenic inferiority complex when she wanted to become Burgundyball, Andalusiaball, Austriaball and Naplesball, she reconciled with herself (and with France-icon Franceball who always believed in her mental healing despite of the damage she has suffered with it).

She is known for bullfights, football clubs, and her majestic dances like bolero, borri-borri and flamenco.

Her friends are countryballs in EU-icon EUball and some other South American country. Thanks to her neutrality, she is a country that has very few enemies.

She was also the inventor of the steam submarine.

Her national day is in 12th of October. Her astrological sign is Libra.



History of Spain-icon Spainball is: First raped by the Celts, then raped by the Romans, then by the Visigoths, then by the Muslims, then got the biggest empire of the world and lost it. In 1580, Portugal and Spain we unite and the country of the two countries is Iberia and in 1640, Iberia death. 

Got raped by the French later, then got raped herself and was being raped by economics. She was in crisis but since 2016 she is recovering her economy. And also have good relationships with some countries. 

She is proud of her past as one of the greatest empires in the history of the countryballs. For a long time she dominated much of South America and Central America, including parts of North America. 

She was respected and feared throughout the world for her military power, possessing for centuries one of the most powerful navy in history and a gigantic army. She was a largest and stronk empire. But right now she is a economic vassal of Germany-icon Germanyball

In the last decade her unemployment increased significantly and due to the "economic instability," many of her communities want their own independence and autonomy of her (such as Basqueball and Cataloniaball).

She not participated in any of the World Wars (however, in the middle of World War II, she helped Naziball by sending troops to deal with USSRball and in World War I she supported Reichtangle and Austria-Hungriaball because they were good friends.)  

From about late August to mid-September every year, she hosts the Vuelta a España cycling race, one of the three Grand Tours (her sister Franceball and her brother Italyball host the other two - the Tour and the Giro).  

In the comics she usually appears in large groupings with Spanish-speaking countries, interacting with them natural and economic goods; in the comics in which she appears alone, often criticized her internal problems of the country. Another frequent theme in Spainball comics is her history. 



  • SPQR-icon SPQRball - Mi abuelo. He was my inspiration to create my empire.
  • Byzantine-icon Byzantineball - Mi tío. Before he died, his last emperor sold the birthright as the Roman Emperor to my kings. I own these rights until today, it makes me the true modern successor of the Roman Empire (take this, Russiaball and Germanyball).
  • Umayyad-icon Umayyadball - Kebab abuelo. El left kebabs culture in one of Mi city, Seville(Al-Andalus). Now, Seville is a kebab city.


  • USA-icon USAball- Took land from me. He is the son of UKball and me. Some of his states are mis nietos. Other than that we got along with each other after the Spanish-American war. But stop calling me Mexico!
  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - He is my eldest son and he is muy bueno at fútbol. We both claim clay that are controlled by UKball. He has only one defect: he is quite arrogant and egocentric and wants to be very hard European. Might also be hiding Naziball.
  • Chile-icon Chileball - El orgullo de la familia. I'm proud of him. He is the most intelligent of my children. But I do not understand anything of what he speaks. Not everything is perfect.
  • PuertoRico-icon Puerto Ricoball - Who was of ese again? Oh, is the hija with gold. I gavings her algo de autonomía, but later gave her to yankees because already was of attackings him.
  • Mexico-icon Mexicoball - My criminal son. Plox get rid of your drug cartels and gangs. But he still makings me proud to be his mami with his production.
  • Peru-icon Peruball - Antes a major American colonial center, now a nobody without relevance.
  • Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball - He claims clay formerly from UKball and currently controlled by Guyanaball. Ese tío has a president that bothers me so much during the 2002 coup d'etat. ¡Jajajaja! ¡El Rey Juan Carlos said shut up to you!
  • Cuba-icon Cubaball - ¡Mi Comunista Hijo! ¡Remove Communism!
  • Dominican-icon Dominican Republicball - Another hijo of mine y one of el oldest. He also tenía gold, one time I gave him to Franceball but them I got him back. We've remained en contacto since.
  • Colombia-icon Colombiaball - Mi another hijo. He is now trying to stay out of trouble (I hope). I'm happy because he told me that finally ended the civil conflict of his clay.
  • Uruguay-icon Uruguayball - My other son futbolero. Outside of that isn't outstanding in another thing. Unfortunately he became a pothead.
  • Ecuador-icon Ecuadorball - Like Peruball, he spends asking for jobs in my clay.
  • Bolivia-icon Boliviaball - Another hijo, he is of poor and have problems with most of his neighbours. He hates his older brother (Chileball).
  • Costa Rica-icon Costa Ricaball,Panama-icon Panamaball - Irrelevant small hijos who can into HDI and are not backwards and violent like las otras Central American countryballs. We never see each other nowadays.
  • Andorra-icon Andorraball - My most successful son.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - Kebab malay Ethically Negrito Son I had to sell to USAball. Sorry por that my hijo, Am still love yuo. Am is proud of Duterte-icon yuor president right nao por removing drugs unlike my drug addict hijo, Hijo, you have grown strong, smart, and a loving ball. Keep doing that, my little hijo. (Also yuo know what forget the fight with Magellan that fight has a similar situation with me, taxes...)
  • Canary Islands-icon Canary Islandsball - My last son.
  • Equatorial Guinea-icon Equatorial Guineaball - Sí, sí... ¡I also had a colonia in Africa! But I forgot her, now.
  • Palau-icon Palauball- Cute son, but he doesn't remember I am his mother D:



  • Canada-icon Canadaball - I know EXACTLY how you feel about Quebecball.
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball- Good friends. We are both kebab removers and we both have separatists. Sorry for bombing you in 1999.
  • NATO-icon NATOball - España can into western revelance.
  • Cyprus-icon Cyprusball - Also claims clay controlled by UKball.


  • Germany-icon Germanyball - DAMN NAZIS!! I don't need your monies because I'm still a powerfull countryball like in the old times and... Am kidding gib monies plox.
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball - Adopted son and rival in FIFA World Cup 2010 and 2014.
  • Ireland-icon Irelandball - PIIGS member who is a party animal como yo.
  • USA-icon USAball - Took land from me. He is the son of UKball and me. Some of his states are mis nietos. Other than that we got along with each other after the Spanish-American war. But stop calling me Mexico!


  • Catalonia-icon Cataloniaball and Basque-icon Basqueball - ¡¡¡NO INDEPENDENCIA!!!
  • Morocco-icon Moroccoball - ¡This cobarde es un son of su puta madre! ¡Aléjate de mis hijos!
  • UK-icon UKball - BE GIBBINGS OF GIBRALTUR! ¡MIENTES, GILIPOLLAS, NADA DE INGLESES POR AQUÍ! But gib tourism too, plox. I won't rape any monos there! Lo prometo.
  • ISIS-icon ISISball : Mira, gilipollas, yuo are a terrible kebab and yuo murderd Paris and if you tried to remake el puñetero musulmán (AL-ANDALUS)... ¡¡¡LE VOY A METER UN MISIL A TU YIHADISTA MADRE, VIVA LA RECONQUISTA!!! Barcelona-icon ¡¿BARCELONA, ESTÁS BIEN?! ¡DAMN YOU, ISIS! ¡¡¡I WILL LOOK FORWARDS TO ANOTHER RECONQUISTA!!!

¡Mi niños! (Former Spanish Colonies and other hijos)




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