¿Por qué no te callas?
— King Juan Carlos

Spainball is a countryball in Western Europe. A history full of corruption, conspirations and extreme good luck for maybe one of the most developed countries in Europe, because of those factors mentioned previously Spain-icon Spainball used to have one of the biggest empires in history, but then he became a frustrated economic vassal of Germany-icon Germanyball, but has now paid debts.

Nowadays, he is currently suffering with so many independence movements inside of him. He also has a twin brother country called Portugal-icon Portugalball who is trying to rob his clay which he also likes to annoy.

After a period of schizophrenic inferiority complex when he wanted to become Burgundy-icon Burgundyball, Andalusia-icon Andalusiaball, Austria-icon Austriaball and Naples-icon Naplesball, he reconciled with himself (and with France-icon Franceball who always believed in his mental healing despite of the damage he has suffered with it).

He is known for bullfights, football clubs, and his majestic dances like bolero, borri-borri and flamenco.

His friends are countryballs in EU-icon EUball and some other South American country. Thanks to his neutrality, he is a country that has very few enemies.

He was also the inventor of the steam submarine.

His national day is in 12th of October. His astrological sign is Libra. He is always silent when his national anthem, Marcha Real plays.


First raped by the Celts, then raped by the Romans, then by the Visigoths, then by the Muslims, then got the biggest empire of the world and lost it. In 1580, Portugal and Spain we unite and the country of the two countries is Iberia and in 1640, Iberia death. 

Got defeated by the French later when the French turned on him due to Napoleon and lost 2⁄3 of one of his colonies and was turned into a french puppet state, but then he ousted french rule and a long time later was being raped by economics. He was in crisis but since 2016 he is recovering his economy. And also have good relationships with some countries. 

He is proud of his past as one of the greatest empires in the history of the countryballs. For a long time he dominated much of South America and Central America, including parts of North America. 

He was respected and feared throughout the world for his army power, possessing for centuries one of the most powerful navy in history and a gigantic army. He was a largest and stronk empire. But right now he is a having a bit of economic trouble. 

In the last decade his unemployment increased significantly and due to the "economic instability," many of his communities want their own independence and autonomy of hI’m (such as Basque-icon Basqueball and Catalonia-icon Cataloniaball).

He didn't participate in any of the World Wars (however, in the middle of World War II, he helped Nazi-icon Naziball by sending troops to deal with Soviet-icon USSRball and in World War I he supported ReichTime Reichtangle and Austria-Hungary-icon Austria-Hungaryball because they were good friends.)  

From about late August to mid-September every year, he hosts the Vuelta a España cycling race, one of the three Grand Tours (his brother Franceball and his brother Italyball host the other two - the Tour and the Giro).  

In the comics he usually appears in large groupings with Spanish-speaking countries, interacting with them natural and economic goods; in the comics in which he appears alone, often criticized his internal problems of the country. Another frequent theme in Spainball comics is his history. 



  • SPQR-icon SPQRball - Mi abuelo. He was my inspiration to create my empire.
  • Byzantine-icon Byzantineball - Mi tío. Before he died, his last emperor sold the birthright as the Roman Emperor to my kings. I own these rights until today, it makes me the true modern successor of the Roman Empire (take this, Russiaball and Germanyball).
  • Umayyad-icon Umayyadball - Kebab abuelo. El left kebabs culture in one of Mi city, Seville(Al-Andalus). Now, Seville is a kebab city.


  • ¡Ustedes hijos make me proud for not recognizing this annoying brat Catalonia-icon Catalonia! Unlike Venezuela...
  • USA-icon USAball- Took land from me. He is the son of UKball and me. Some of his states are mis nietos. Other than that we got along with each other after the Spanish-American war. But stop calling me Mexico!
  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - He is my eldest son and he is muy bueno at fútbol. We both claim clay that are controlled by UKball. He has only one defect: he is quite arrogant and egocentric and wants to be very hard European. Might also be hiding Naziball.
  • Chile-icon Chileball - El orgullo de la familia. I'm proud of him. He is the most intelligent of my children. But I do not understand anything of what he speaks. Not everything is perfect.
  • PuertoRico-icon Puerto Ricoball - Who was of ese again? Oh, is the hija with gold. I gavings him algo de autonomía, but later gave him to yankees because already was of attackings him.
  • Mexico-icon Mexicoball - My criminal son. Plox get rid of your drug cartels and gangs. But he still makings me proud to be his mami with his production.
  • Peru-icon Peruball - Antes a major American colonial center, now a nobody without relevance.
  • Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball - He claims clay formerly from UKball and currently controlled by Guyanaball. Ese tío has a president that bothers me so much during the 2002 coup d'etat. ¡Jajajaja! ¡El Rey Juan Carlos said shut up to you!
  • Cuba-icon Cubaball - ¡Mi Comunista Hijo! ¡Remove Communism!
  • Dominican-icon Dominican Republicball - Another hijo of mine y one of el oldest. He also tenía gold, one time I gave him to Franceball but them I got him back. We've remained en contacto since.
  • Colombia-icon Colombiaball - Mi another hijo. He is now trying to stay out of trouble (I hope). I'm happy because he told me that finally ended the civil conflict of his clay, bravo!
  • Uruguay-icon Uruguayball - My other son futbolero. Outside of that isn't outstanding in another thing. Unfortunately he became a pothead.
  • Ecuador-icon Ecuadorball - Like Peruball, he spends asking for jobs in my clay.
  • Bolivia-icon Boliviaball - Another hijo, he is of poor and have problems with most of his neighbours. He hates his older brother (Chileball).
  • Costa Rica-icon Costa Ricaball,Panama-icon Panamaball - Irrelevant small hijos who can into HDI and are not backwards and violent like las otras Central American countryballs. We never see each other nowadays.
  • Andorra-icon Andorraball - My most successful son.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - It took two people for this boy to be created. Kebab malay Ethically Negrito Son I had to sell to USAball. Sorry por that my hijo, Am still love yuo. Am is proud of Duterte-icon yuor president right nao por removing drugs unlike my drug addict hijo, Hijo, you have grown strong, smart, and a loving ball. Tú proven tú mismo into removings ISIS. Keep doing that, my little hijo. (Also yuo know what forget the fight with Magellan that fight has a similar situation with me, taxes...)
  • Canary Islands-icon Canary Islandsball - My dependent son.
  • Equatorial Guinea-icon Equatorial Guineaball - Sí, sí... ¡I also had a colonia in Africa! But he is a forgotable hijo.
  • Palau-icon Palauball- Cute son, but he doesn't remember I am his mother D: I hope my other son makes him remember.


  • Portugal-icon Portugalball - Twin brother and best friend. PERO NO SIEMPRE FUE MEJOR AMIGO He is always calm and relaxed, this must have some connection to the ocean (because he always navigates from time to time).
  • France-icon Franceball - My big sister. We have fought several times in the past, but now we get along very well. I really like her... but I hate her husband (Germanyball). gib money plox.
  • Italy-icon Italyball - My younger brother. I and France were always bullying him when he was younger.. But now we get along well... I, he and Portugalball have the same problems but we will overcome them together as hermanos. After all we are family but i am needing some moneys, so gib when economy back to be good.
  • Romania-icon Romaniaball - My poor Eastern European brother. He could have become a great empire like me if he wasn't located right between empires. The best prostitutes in Madrid-icon (city) Madridball are Romanians.
  • Moldova-icon Moldovaball - Same as Romania-icon Romaniaball but cute Sister with slavic latin influence


  • Canada-icon Canadaball - I know EXACTLY how you feel about Quebecball.
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball- Good friends. We are both kebab removers and we both have separatists. Sorry for bombing you in 1999.
  • NATO-icon NATOball - España can into western revelance.
  • Cyprus-icon Cyprusball - Also claims clay controlled by UKball
  • Iraqball-I know EXACTLY how you feel about Kurdistanball.


  • Germany-icon Germanyball - I don't need your monies because I'm still a powerfull countryball like in the old times and... Am kidding gib monies plox.
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball - Adopted son and rival in FIFA World Cup 2010 and 2014.
  • Ireland-icon Irelandball - PIIGS member who is a party animal como yo.
  • USA-icon USAball - Took land from me. He is the son of UKball and me. Some of his states are mis nietos. Other than that we got along with each other after the Spanish-American war. But stop calling me Mexico!


  • Catalonia-icon Cataloniaball and Basque-icon Basqueball - ¡¡¡NO INDEPENDENCIA!!!
  • Morocco-icon Moroccoball - ¡This cobarde es un son of su puta madre! ¡Aléjate de mis hijos!
  • UK-icon UKball - BE GIBBINGS OF GIBRALTUR! ¡MIENTES, GILIPOLLAS, NADA DE INGLESES POR AQUÍ! But gib tourism too, plox. I won't rape any monos there! Lo prometo
  • Al-Qaeda-icon Al-Qaedaball - I HATE YU DESDE 11-M, I NO LIKE CERCANÍAS TRAINS EXPLODING, QUÉ TE JODAN, but Aznar was the culpable, remember, MADRID REMEMBERS.
  • ISIS-icon ISISball : Mira, gilipollas, yuo are a terrible kebab and yuo murderd Paris and if you tried to remake el puñetero musulmán (AL-ANDALUS)... ¡¡¡LE VOY A METER UN MISIL A TU YIHADISTA MADRE, VIVA LA RECONQUISTA!!! Barcelona-icon ¡¿BARCELONA, ESTÁS BIEN?! ¡DAMN YOU, ISIS! ¡¡¡I WILL LOOK FORWARDS TO ANOTHER RECONQUISTA!!!

¡Mi niños! (Former Spanish Colonies and other hijos)



  • Andalusiaball : My most famous and proud hijo, who loves all the spanish clichés like flamenco, corrida and siesta. Mucha ethnic diversity and hot climate here.
  • Aragonball : Padre. Has mostly desert clay.
  • Asturiasball : Former kebab remover hijo with bad climate and proud culture. Quite irrelevante though.
  • Balearic Islandsball : It's all hippies, Germans and DJ's here.
  • Basqueball : Very, very racist proud and angry hijo who wants his own country because of his weird language and high HDI.
  • Canary Islandsball : A enclave of Cuba y Venezuela en Africa. He is my coolest hijo.
  • Cantabriaball : Irrelevant regionball in the north, has also bad weather like his neighbours.
  • Castile and Leónball : North francoland Madre. She is of religious and quite nostalgic, many historical lugares there.
  • Castilla-La Manchaball : South francoland Mostly desert clay and low population, nothing special except wine.
  • Extremaduraball : My poorest son. Many conquistadores where from this region.
  • Galiciaball (Spain) : Celto Hue son. I not of knowings if he is a separatist or no.
  • La Riojaball (Spain) : Good wine here !
  • Madridball : Mi capital y centro économico.
  • Murciaball : Was of kebab in the past, now a irrelevant region in the south.
  • Navarreball : Basque son who lives near Franceball's border, he has strange traditions like bullfighting in the streets.
  • Valenciaball : Son who likes partying, drugs and summer, he can into many touristmonies. Don't be friend with that annoying neighbour !
  • Melillaball : Moroccoball wants él, but he is mi son and I will protect them.
  • Ceutaball : The same of Melillaball , but he está más cerca.




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