¿Por qué no te callas?
— King Juan Carlos

Spainball is a countryball in Western Europe. A history full of conquerors, inquisitions, conspirations and extreme good luck for maybe one of the most developed countries in Europe, because of those factors mentioned previously Spain-icon Spainball used to have one of the biggest empires in history, but lost most because they were too far. At least is still stronk in Europe. EU-icon even stronker now as her all time rival UK-icon UKball is gone from there.

Nowadays, she is experiencing an independence movement inside of her. She also has a twin brother called Portugal-icon Portugalball who is trying to rob her clay which she also likes to annoy. She has also lots of sons in Latin America.

After a period of paranoia inferiority complex when she wanted to become Burgundy-icon Burgundyball, Andalusia-icon Andalusiaball, Austria-icon Austriaball and Naples-icon Naplesball, she reconciled with herself (and with France-icon Franceball who always believed in her mental healing despite of the damage she has suffered with it).

She is known for bullfights, football clubs, jamón, oranges, wine, best olive oil and her majestic dances like bolero, borri-borri and flamenco.

Her friends are countryballs in EU-icon EUball and some other South American country. Thanks to her neutrality, she is a country that has very few enemies.

She was also the inventor of the steam submarine.

Her national day is in 12th of October. She is always silent when her national anthem, the Marcha Real plays.


First raped by the Celts, then raped by the SPQR-icon Romans then by the Visigoths, then by the Muslims, then got the biggest empire of the world and lost it. In 1580, Portugal and Spain were united and the country of the two countries was the Iberian union and in 1640, Iberian union died. 

Got defeated by the French later when the French turned on her due to Napoleon and lost 2⁄3 of one of her colonies and was turned into a french puppet state, but then she ousted french rule and a long time later was being raped by economics. She was in crisis but since 2016 she is recovering her economy. And also have good relationships with some countries. 

She is proud of her past as one of the greatest empires in the history of the countryballs. For a long time she dominated much of South America and Central America, including parts of North America. 

She was respected and feared throughout the world for her army power, possessing for centuries one of the most powerful navy in history and a gigantic army. She was a large and stronk empire. But right now she is a having a bit of economic trouble. 

In the last decade her unemployment increased significantly and due to the "economic instability," many of her communities want their own independence and autonomy (such as Basque-icon Basqueball and Catalonia-icon Cataloniaball).

She didn't participate in any of the World Wars (however, in the middle of World War II, she helped Nazi-icon Naziball by sending troops to deal with Soviet-icon USSRball and in World War I she supported ReichTime Reichtangle and Austria-Hungary-icon Austria-Hungaryball because they were good friends.)  

From about late August to mid-September every year, she hosts the Vuelta a España cycling race, one of the three Grand Tours (her sister Franceball and her brother Italyball host the other two - the Tour and the Giro).  

In the comics she usually appears in large groupings with Spanish-speaking countries, interacting with them natural and economic goods; in the comics in which she appears alone, often criticized his internal problems of the country. Another frequent theme in Spainball comics is her history. 


Parents & Relatives

  • Byzantine-icon Byzantineball - Mi tío. Before he died, his last emperor sold the birthright as the Roman Emperor to my kings. I own these rights until today, it makes me the true modern successor of the Roman Empire (take this, Russiaball and Germanyball).
  • SPQR-icon SPQRball - Mi abuelo. He was my inspiration to create my empire.
  • Umayyad-icon Umayyadball - Kebab abuelo que left kebabs culture in one of mi city, Seville (Al-Andalus). Now, Seville is a kebab city.
  • Western Roman Empire-icon Western Roman Empireball - Mi padre. He died when my siblings and I were young.


  • ¡Ustedes, hijos, make me proud for not recognizing this annoying brat Catalonia-icon Catalonia! Unlike Venezuela...
  • USA-icon USAball- Took land from me. He is the son of UKball and me. Some of his states are mis nietos. Other than that we got along with each other after the Spanish-American war. But stop calling me Mexico!
  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - He is my eldest son and he is muy bueno at fútbol. We both claim clay that are controlled by UKball. He has only one defect: he is quite arrogant and egocentric and wants to be very hard European. Might also be hiding Naziball.
  • Chile-icon Chileball - El orgullo de la familia. I'm proud of him. He is the most intelligent of my children. But I do not understand anything of what he speaks. Not everything is perfect.
  • PuertoRico-icon Puerto Ricoball - Who was of ese again? Oh, is the hija with gold. I gavings him algo de autonomía, but later gave him to yankees because already was of attackings him.
  • Mexico-icon Mexicoball - My criminal son. Plox get rid of your drug cartels and gangs. But he still makings me proud to be his mami with his production.
  • Peru-icon Peruball - Antes a major American colonial center, now a nobody without relevance.
  • Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball - He claims clay formerly from UKball and currently controlled by Guyanaball. Ese tío has a president that bothers me so much during the 2002 coup d'etat. ¡Jajajaja! ¡El Rey Juan Carlos said shut up to you!
  • Cuba-icon Cubaball - ¡Mi hijo comunista ¡Remove Communism!
  • Dominican-icon Dominican Republicball - Another hijo of mine y one of de los oldest. He also tenía gold, one time I gave him to Franceball but them I got him back. We've remained en contacto since.
  • Colombia-icon Colombiaball - Mi another hijo. He is now trying to stay out of trouble (I hope). I'm happy because he told me that finally ended the civil conflict of his clay, bravo!
  • Uruguay-icon Uruguayball - My other son futbolero. Outside of that isn't outstanding in another thing. Unfortunately he became a pothead.
  • Ecuador-icon Ecuadorball - Like Peruball, he spends asking for jobs in my clay.
  • Bolivia-icon Boliviaball - Another hijo, he have problems with most of his neighbours and wants to creat an Empire. He hates his older brother (Chileball).
  • Costa Rica-icon Costa Ricaball,Panama-icon Panamaball - Irrelevant small hijos who can into HDI and are not backwards and violent like las otras Central American countryballs. We never see each other nowadays.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - It took two people for this boy to be created. Kebab malay Ethically Negrito Son I had to sell to USAball. Sorry por that, my hijo. Am still love yuo. Am is proud of Duterte-icon yuor president right nao por removing drugs unlike my drug addict hijo, Hijo, you have grown strong, smart, and a loving ball. Tú proven tú mismo into removings ISIS. Keep doing that, my little hijo. (Also yuo know what forget the fight with Magellan that fight has a similar situation with me, taxes...)
  • Canary Islands-icon Canary Islandsball - My dependent son.
  • Equatorial Guinea-icon Equatorial Guineaball - Sí, sí... ¡I also had a colonia in Africa! But he is a forgotable hijo.
  • Palau-icon Palauball- Cute son, but he doesn't remember I am his mother D: I hope my other son makes him remember.


  • Portugal-icon Portugalball - Twin brother and best friend. PERO NO SIEMPRE FUE MEJOR AMIGO He is always calm and relaxed, this must have some connection to the ocean (because he always navigates from time to time).
  • France-icon Franceball - My big sister. We have fought several times in the past, but now we get along very well.
  • Italy-icon Italyball - My younger brother. I and France were always bullying him when he was younger.. But now we start to value our family, I have to recognize that he is my closest brother in everything, our language is so similar, he is probably the only that cheers me up this times... I, he and Portugalball have the same problems but we will overcome them together as hermanos. After all we are family but i am needing some moneys, so gib when economy back to be good.
  • Romania-icon Romaniaball - My poor Eastern European brother. He could have become a great empire like me if he wasn't located right between empires. The best prostitutes in Madrid-icon (city) Madridball are Romanians.
  • Moldova-icon Moldovaball - Same as Romania-icon Romaniaball but cute Sister with Slavic Latin influence
  • Andorra-icon Andorraball - My cute little brother. Me and France want to Anschluss him.


  • Canada-icon Canadaball - I know EXACTLY how you feel about Quebec-icon Quebecball.
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball- Good friends. We are both kebab removers and we both have separatists. Sorry for bombing you in 1999.
  • NATO-icon NATOball - España can into Western revelance.
  • Cyprus-icon Cyprusball - Also claims clay controlled by UKball.
  • Iraq-icon Iraqball-I know EXACTLY how you feel about Kurdistan-icon Kurdistanball.
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball- Amigo from Southeast Asia, él of likes mi football clubs and watching their matches very much. Also, yo know EXACTLY how yuo about Netherlands New Guinea-icon West Papuaball.
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - another kebab removing friend. we also have separatists. you are a real country and Palestine-icon Palestine is a fake country! i know how you exactly feel about Palestine-icon Palestineball.


  • Germany-icon Germanyball - I don't need your monies because I'm finally still a powerfull countryball like in the old times and... Now my economy is rising faster than yours (3.2% each year). One day I will surpass you and then you will be in debt to me! Muahahaha. We still friends though.
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball - I occupied his clay for some time. He was also my rival in FIFA World Cup 2010 and 2014.
  • Ireland-icon Irelandball - PIIGS member who is a party animal como yo.
  • Algeria-icon Algeriaball - Tú es una bueno friend who sell me gas. IDIOTA, PALMA NOT FOR DIRTY KEBAB. REMOVE LIKE 1492.
  • USA-icon USAball - Took land from me. He is the son of UKball and me. Some of his states are mis nietos. Other than that we got along with each other after the Spanish-American war. But stop calling me Mexico! Also my son.
  • UK-icon Future Husband UKball - BE GIBBINGS OF GIBRALTUR! ¡MIENTES, GILIPOLLAS, NADA DE INGLESES POR AQUÍ! But gib tourism too, plox. I won't rape any monas there! Lo prometo. Well now tension is dying down and I'm starting to be ok with him keeping Gibraltar. We have been spending a lot of time together recently.
  • Belgium-icon Belgiumball- Stop defendings the action of that Catalonia-icon annoying hijo! Hand mi over his president and separatists right now! Otherwise eres OK though.


  • Catalonia-icon Cataloniaball and Basque-icon Basqueball - ¡¡¡NADA DE INDEPENDENCIA!!!
  • Morocco-icon Moroccoball - ¡This cobarde es un son of su puta madre! ¡Aléjate de mis hijos!
  • Al-Qaeda-icon Al-Qaedaball - I HATE YU DESDE 11-M, I NO LIKE CERCANÍAS TRAINS EXPLODING, QUE TE JODAN. Even if Aznar was the culpable, remember, MADRID REMEMBERS.
  • ISIS-icon ISISball : Mira, gilipollas, yuo are a terrible kebab and yuo murderd Paris and if you tried to remake el puñetero musulmán (AL-ANDALUS)... ¡¡¡LE VOY A METER UN MISIL A TU YIHADISTA MADRE, VIVA LA RECONQUISTA!!! Barcelona-icon ¡¿BARCELONA, ESTÁS BIEN?! ¡DAMN YOU, ISIS! ¡¡¡I WILL LOOK FORWARDS TO ANOTHER RECONQUISTA!!!
  • Kosovo-icon Kosovoball- Yuo are a part of Serbia! Stop claiming yuo are independent, yuo are not even a real country, mierda!
  • Cuba-icon Cubaball - Mi Hijo, why did you betray me like that? you decided to become a commie to ally with Soviet-icon commies. why you got to do this and now you hate and call me a imperialist.
  • Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball - other traitor. Stop supporting Catalan Republic-icon stupid hijo.
  • Soviet-icon USSRball - yuo are la reason Cuba-icon Mi Hijo is now a comunista you stupid communista!!! I hate you for this and you wont spread your communism here. Oh wait you're dead... Great!!!!
  • Palestine-icon Palestineball - Yuo are part of Israel!!! Another separatist that claims to be independent...

¡Mi niños! (Former Spanish Colonies and other hijos)



  • Andalusiaball : My most famous and proud hijo, who loves all the Spanish clichés like flamenco, corrida and siesta. Mucha ethnic diversity and hot climate here.
  • Aragonball : Padre. Has mostly desert clay.
  • Asturiasball : Former kebab remover hijo with bad climate and proud culture. Quite irrelevante though.
  • Balearic Islandsball : It's all hippies, Germans and DJ's here.
  • Basqueball : Very, very racist proud and angry hijo who wants his own country because of his weird language and high HDI.
  • Canary Islandsball : A enclave of Cuba y Venezuela en Africa. He is my coolest hijo.
  • Cantabriaball : Irrelevant regionball in the north, has also bad weather like his neighbours.
  • Castile and Leónball : He is of religious and quite nostalgic, many historical lugares there.
  • Castilla-La Manchaball : South francoland Mostly desert clay and low population, nothing special except wine.
  • Extremaduraball : My poorest son. Many conquistadores were from this region.
  • Galiciaball (Spain) : Celto Hue son. I not of knowings if he is a separatist or no.
  • La Riojaball (Spain) : Good wine here!
  • Madridball : Mi capital y centro económico.
  • Murciaball : Was of kebab in the past, now a irrelevant region in the south.
  • Navarreball : Basque son who lives near Franceball's border, he has strange traditions like bullfighting in the streets.
  • Valenciaball : Son who likes partying, drugs and summer, he can into many touristmonies. Don't be friend with that annoying neighbour !
  • Melillaball : Moroccoball wants él, but he is mi son and I will protect them.
  • Ceutaball : The same of Melillaball, but he está más cerca.

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