|“||¿Por qué no te callas?||”|
— King Juan Carlos
Spainball is a countryball in Western Europe. A history full of corruption, conspirations and extreme good luck for maybe one of the most developed countries in Europe, because of those factors mentioned previously Spainball used to have one of the biggest empires in history, but then she became a frustrated economic vassal of Germanyball, but has now paid debts.
Nowadays, she is currently suffering with so many independence movements inside of her. She also has a twin brother country called Portugalball
who is trying to rob her clay which she also likes to annoy.
After a period of schizophrenic inferiority complex when she wanted to become Burgundyball, Andalusiaball, Austriaball and Naplesball, she reconciled with herself (and with Franceball who always believed in her mental healing despite of the damage she has suffered with it).
She is known for bullfights, football clubs, and her majestic dances like bolero, borri-borri and flamenco.
Her friends are countryballs in EUball and some other South American country. Thanks to her neutrality, she is a country that has very few enemies.
She was also the inventor of the steam submarine.
Her national day is in 12th of October. Her astrological sign is Libra.
History of Spainball is: First raped by the Celts, then raped by the Romans, then by the Visigoths, then by the Muslims, then got the biggest empire of the world and lost it. In 1580, Portugal and Spain we unite and the country of the two countries is Iberia and in 1640, Iberia death.
Got raped by the French later, then got raped herself and was being raped by economics. She was in crisis but since 2016 she is recovering her economy. And also have good relationships with some countries.
She is proud of her past as one of the greatest empires in the history of the countryballs. For a long time she dominated much of South America and Central America, including parts of North America.
She was respected and feared throughout the world for her military power, possessing for centuries one of the most powerful navy in history and a gigantic army. She was a largest and stronk empire. But right now she is a economic vassal of Germanyball.
In the last decade her unemployment increased significantly and due to the "economic instability," many of her communities want their own independence and autonomy of her (such as Basqueball and Cataloniaball).
She not participated in any of the World Wars (however, in the middle of World War II, she helped Naziball by sending troops to deal with USSRball and in World War I she supported Reichtangle and Austria-Hungriaball because they were good friends.)
In the comics she usually appears in large groupings with Spanish-speaking countries, interacting with them natural and economic goods; in the comics in which she appears alone, often criticized her internal problems of the country. Another frequent theme in Spainball comics is her history.
- SPQRball - Mi abuelo. He was my inspiration to create my empire.
- Byzantineball - Mi tío. Before he died, his last emperor sold the birthright as the Roman Emperor to my kings. I own these rights until today, it makes me the true modern successor of the Roman Empire (take this, Russiaball and Germanyball).
- Latin Americaballs - She wonders what would have happen if was a good mama to them... she worries about her kids sometimes... They used to be good kids... (before they became what they are today)...
- Argentinaball - He is my eldest son and he is muy bueno at fútbol. We both claim clay that are controlled by UKball. He has only one defect: he is quite arrogant and egocentric and wants to be very hard European. Might also be hiding Naziball.
- WHERE IS MY MAMA'S DAY CARD!!! (gets thrown by a sack of cards and blushing Latins)
- Chileball - El orgullo de la familia. I'm proud of him. He is the most intelligent of my children. But I do not understand anything of what he speaks. Not everything is perfect.
- Puerto Ricoball - Who was of ese again? Oh, is the hija with gold. I gavings her algo de autonomía, but later gave her to yankees because already was of attackings him.
- Mexicoball - My criminal son. Plox get rid of your drug cartels and gangs. But he still makings me proud to be his mami with his production.
- Peruball - Antes a major American colonial center,
now a nobody without relevance.
- Venezuelaball - He claims clay formerly from UKball and currently controlled by Guyanaball. Ese tío has a president that bothers me so much during the 2002 coup d'etat. ¡Jajajaja! ¡El Rey Juan Carlos said shut up to you!
- Dominican Republicball - Another hijo of mine. He also tenía gold, one time I gave him to Franceball but them I got him back. We've remained en contacto since.
- Colombiaball - Mi another hijo. He is now trying to stay out of trouble (I hope). I'm happy because he told me that finally ended the civil conflict of his clay.
- Uruguayball - My other son futbolero. Outside of that isn't outstanding in another thing. Unfortunately he became a pothead.
- Ecuadorball - Like Peruball, he spends asking for jobs in my clay.
- Boliviaball - Another hijo, he is of poor and have problems with most of his neighbours. He hates his older brother (Chileball).
- Costa Ricaball, Panamaball -
Irrelevantsmall hijos who can into HDI and are not backwards and violent like las otras Central American countryballs. We never see each other nowadays.
- Andorraball - My most successful son.
- Philippinesball -
Kebab malay Ethically NegritoSon I had to sell to USAball. Sorry por that my hijo, Am still love yuo. Am is proud of yuor president right nao por removing drugs unlike my drug addict hijo, Hijo, you have grown strong, smart, and a loving ball. Keep doing that, my little hijo. (Also youknow what forget the fight with Magellan that fight has a similar situation with me, taxes...)
- Canary Islandsball - My last son.
- Equatorial Guineaball - Sí, sí... ¡I also had a colonia in Africa! But I forgot her, now.
- Portugalball - Twin brother and best friend.
[PERO NO SIEMPRE FUE MEJOR AMIGO]He is always calm and relaxed, this must have some connection to the ocean (because he always navigates from time to time).
- Franceball - My big sister. We have fought several times in the past, but now we get along very well. I really like her... but I hate her husband (Germanyball).
- Italyball - My younger brother.
[I and France were always bullying him when he was younger.]. But now we get along well... I, he and Portugalball have the same problems but we will overcome them together as hermanos. After all we are family.
- Romaniaball - My poor Eastern European brother. He could have become a great empire like me if he wasn't located right between empires.
The best prostitutes in Madridball are Romanians.
- Canadaball - I know EXACTLY how you feel about Quebecball.
- Serbiaball- Good friends. We are both kebab removers and we both have separatists. Sorry for bombing you in 1999.
- NATOball - España can into western revelance.
- Cyprusball - Also claims clay controlled by UKball.
- Germanyball -
DAMN NAZIS!!I don't need your monies because I'm still a powerfull countryball like in the old times and... Am kidding gib monies plox.
- Netherlandsball - Adopted son and rival in FIFA World Cup 2010 and 2014.
- Irelandball - PIIGS member who is a party animal como yo.
- USAball - Took land from me. He is the son of UKball and me. Some of his states are mis nietos. Other than that we got along with each other after the Spanish-American war. But stop calling me Mexico!
- Cataloniaball and Basqueball - NO INDEPENDENCIA!!!
- Moroccoball - ¡This cobarde es un son of su puta madre! ¡Aléjate de mis hijos!
- UKball - BE GIBBINGS OF GIBRALTUR! ¡MIENTES, GILIPOLLAS, NADA DE INGLESES POR AQUÍ! But gib tourism too, plox.
- ISISball : Mira, gilipollas, yuo are a terrible kebab and yuo murderd Paris and if you tried to remake el puñetero musulmán (AL-ANDALUS)... ¡¡¡LE VOY A METER UN MISIL A TU YIHADISTA MADRE, VIVA LA RECONQUISTA!!!
¡Mi niños! (Former Spanish Colonies and other hijos) Edit
- USAball - UKball y mi hijo.
- Dominican Republicball
- Puerto Ricoball
- El Salvadorball
- Costa Ricaball
- Equatorial Guineaball
- Northern Mariana Islandsball
- Canary Islandsball
|Founders||Belgiumball • Franceball • Germanyball • Italyball • Luxembourgball • Netherlandsball|
|€ Euro Zone €||Austriaball • Cyprusball • Estoniaball • Finlandball • Greeceball • Irelandball • Latviaball • Lithuaniaball • Maltaball • Portugalball • Slovakiaball • Sloveniaball • Spainball|
|Other Members||Bulgariaball • Croatiaball • Czechball • Denmarkball • Hungaryball • Polandball • Romaniaball • Swedenball|
|Future Members|| Albaniaball • Bosniaball • |
|Members Out||Faroe Islandsball • Greenlandball|
|Members to Leave|| UKball ( Isle of Manball) (voted to leave in 2016) • |
| *Migrants |
|Regions||Andalusiaball • Aragonball • Asturiasball • Balearic Islandsball ( Mallorcaball, Menorcaball, Ibizaball, Formenteraball) • Basqueball • Canary Islandsball • Cantabriaball • Castilla-La Manchaball • Castile and Leónball • Cataloniaball • Extremaduraball • Galiciaball • La Riojaball • Madridball ( Capital City) • Murciaball • Navarreball • Valenciaball|
|Autonomous cities||Ceutaball • Melillaball|
|Former entities||Hispaniaball • Gallaeciaball • Visigothic Kingdomball • Spaniaball • Umayyadball • Almohadball • Kingdom of Asturiasball/Al-andalusball • Kingdom of Castileball/Crown of Aragonball • Spanish Empireball • Iberian Unionball • First Spanish Republicball• Second Spanish Republicball • Francoist Spainball|