Soviet Sneeze
Long live our Soviet Motherland
— USSR state anthem
Proletariats of the world, unite!
— USSR Motto and State Anthem
— Bill Wurtz

Soviet Unionball, also called as Sovietball, USSRball, CSSRball, or CCCPball was of the first socialist balls. He can into remove capitalist USA-icon Pindonisyaball. He can also into throwings Russian-Empire-icon bourgeoisie traitors into gulag. He was united in 1922 after October Revolution in 1917 and collapsed in 1991. One of his favorite songs is Cоветский марш because although USA-icon His Opposite created that game, he of believings that he will be of restored.

Soviet Unionball wants to remove anyone who disagrees with him (such as USA-icon USAball) unless they into communism. He also hates most religion for oppressing working class, Protestant-icon Protestants, Catholic-icon Catholics, Orthodox-icon Orthodoxes (sometimes), Islam-icon Muslims, Israel-icon Jews and Buddhism-icon Buddhists.

It is said that seconds before his death, after drinking liters of vodka he spits out an egg containing his child (and according to some countryballs, reincarnation), Russia-icon Russiaball. It is said that his soul still lingers, influencing Russia-icon Russiaball and waiting to be resurrected.


Early History (1917-1939)

Soviet Unionball was born in 1903, the communist son of Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball. He killed his father, Russian Republic-icon Russian Republicball (formerly Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball, until last February), in October 1917 while he was distracted with France-icon Franceball and UK-icon UKball fighting ReichTime Reichtangle and became Russian SFSR-icon Russian SFSRball. He survived up to 1922, and attempted to spread communism into the former territories of his father's empire, such as the newly independent Poland-icon Polandball, who stopped communism's advance into Europe in March 1920 at the "Miracle" of the Vistula.

In 1922, Russian SFSR-icon Russian SFSRball anschlussed a few balls (Transcaucasian SFSR-iconByelorussian SSRball Transcaucasian SFSRball and Ukrainian SSR-icon Ukrainian SSRball, etc.) to form Soviet Unionball. He was widely ostracized by the Western allies of WWI because they did not trust communist balls, especially USA-icon USAball. His economy was boosted in 1928 by the First Five Year Plan, and managed to advance in science by making a dead dog's head move that one time. In 1929, USA-icon USAball's economy took a downturn, which pleased Sovietball.

In the 1930s nationalism and the want to be free in Ukrainian SSR-icon Ukrainian SSRball made Sovietball take genocide them, by cutting off grain supplies to his clay, and confiscating his clay, and Ukrainian SSR-icon Ukrainian SSRball experienced the worst famine in modern history in the winter of 1932-33. Meanwhile, just west of his clay, Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball was being gaining clay, more so than Sovietball was, so instead of keeping a strong Germany to hold him back, France-icon Franceball established a pact in 1936 with Sovietball, who was involved in Second Spanish Republic-icon Spanish Republicball's internal conflict that year with the Republican faction, which lost to the Nazi-icon Germanyball-supported Fascist faction.

Meanwhile, in 1938, Sovietball had some skirmishes with Japanese-Empire-icon Imperial Japanball's expansion in Manchuria, resulting in a non-aggression pact that year. Meanwhile, Sovietball secretly negotiated a non-aggression pact with Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball, trolling France-icon Franceball and splitting up Eastern Europe, especially Polandball's clay. On 1st September 1939, Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball invaded Poland-icon Polandball's clay, followed by Sovietball on the 17th of September, and they met at the agreed demarcation line at Brest-Litovsk, splitting Poland-icon Polandball's clay up. Around this time, Sovietball was setting up gulags in Siberia to send people with different opinions, and also secret police and kidnapping other countryballs who lived near him, like Estonia-icon Estoniaball, Latvia-icon Latviaball, Lithuania-icon Lithuaniaball, and Moldova-icon Moldovaball, Imperialising and anschlussing them. He even tried to annex Finland-icon Finlandball's clay in the Winter War, but was beaten back by the more prepared Finland-icon Finlandball even though Finland-icon Finlandball still surrendered clay to him at the end because of casualties.

World War II (1940-45)

In 1941, after having smashed the face of France-icon Franceball and sent UK-icon Teaball in his clay back, Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball broke the non-aggression pact and invaded Sovietball's clay with Operation Barbarossa, along with Hungary-icon Hungaryball, and Romania-icon Romaniaball, and later Finland-icon Finlandball. He briefly liberated Ukrainian SSRball, and besieged Leningrad, then reached the outskirts of Moscow by December 1941, but was forced back because Soviet soldiers in Siberia were pulled to the west because the Soviet spy in Japan reported that they had no intention of getting clay. Eventually, Sovietball threw millions of balls to their deaths in the spring, then when Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball tried to take Stalingrad and the Caucasus Mountains, he held out in the city of Stalingrad, then surrounded Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball's forces, trapping them there, and they surrendered in January of 1943, then Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball was defeated at the battle of Kursk, afterwards being forced back, with Sovietball liberating Minsk, Kiev, Warsaw, and reaching Berlin by February 1945, then Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball committed suicide in April or May that year. Afterwards, Sovietball declared war on Japanese-Empire-icon Japanese Empireball, who surrendered to USA-icon USAball in September 1945, ending the war.

Cold War (1945-1991)

After World War II, Sovietball instated socialist governments in many of the Eastern and Northern European countryballs he had liberated, such as Hungary-icon Hungaryball, Romaniaball, and Poland-icon Polandball. The part of Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball's clay he had occupied was given to his raped son East Germany-icon East Germanyball, in 1949, and an iron curtain descended across Europe, beginning the Cold War, by NATO-icon NATOball against Sovietball and his empire, who created the Warsaw Pact in 1955. In 1950, Sovietball helped North Korea-icon North Koreaball in the Korean War, then put down freedom fighters by East Germany-icon East Germanyball and Hungary-icon Hungaryball in 1953 and 1956. In 1957 he sent Sputnik I into space, making the Cold War between himself and USA-icon USAball, sending himself into space in 1961, but lost being first into moon when USA-icon USAball got there in 1969. However, USAball lost a proxy war to Vietnam-icon North Vietnamball in 1973, and was forced to pull out of South-East Asia.


USSRball began to make a Soviet-Mind game call Tetris (combination of Tetra and Tennis) with 7 letters made of four connected minos in 1984. Then it began to be the best game ever.

I see no God up here...
— 'Yuri Gagarin' 1961

Sovietball put down freedom fighters in Czech-icon Czechoslovakiaball in 1968, and started a nuclear power program in Kazakh SSR-icon Kazakh SSRbrick clay. He also developed WMDs in 1949, by spying on USA-icon USAball, and developed ICBMs in 1957. This caused some problems with USA-icon USAball in 1962 when Sovietball placed nuclear missiles on the newly-socialist Cuba-icon Cubaball's clay, leading to the Cuban missile crisis. There was a brief period of detente between USA-icon USAball and Sovietball in the 1970s, signing SALT I in 1972, but this relapsed into cold war in 1979 following Sovietball's invasion of Afghan-icon Afghanistanball's clay. USA-icon USAball then led a boycott of the Moscow Olympic games in 1980.

In 1984, Sovietball led his boycott of the Los Angeles Olympics of USA-icon USAball, after the recent Able Archer NATO war-games scare in West Germanyball Germany-icon West Germanyball's clay, and South Korea-icon South Koreaball's jetliner incident earlier the previous year. In 1985, Sovietball installed some freedoms, glasnost and perestroika, but these led to the SSRballs' criticism of his government. In 1986 the Chernobylball disaster affected Beylorussian SSRball's health, and Sovietball's only comfort was USA-icon USAball's economy taking a downturn in 1987.

By 1989, Sovietball's economy could no longer function properly, because of their ideology being a failure, and he was forced to withdraw from Afghan-icon Afganistanball's clay. The Eastern Bloc Nations also began to leave the Warsaw Pact, tearing down the Iron Curtain, Hungary-icon Hungaryball in May, then East Germany-icon East Germanyball in November, tearing down the Berlin Wall in November 1989, and by 1990, even some of the SSRballs had started to leave Sovietball. Due to the glastnost and perestroika, Sovietball and USAball became frenemies again - with USAball opening the first McDonald's in Moscow. After the August coup in summer 1991, Sovietball died and was succeeded by his biggest son, Russia-icon Russiaball.


Sovietball was doing bad as it was but in the 1980's his economy started to drop. The flaws in the union administration and ideology, also extensive defense spending caused many of the Socialist Balls inside to protest. Then in 1985 Gorbachov came and started becoming friends with USA-icon USAball. In 1989 his Warsaw Pactball members started to hate communism and broke off. In 1990 Estonia-icon Estoniaball was the first to succeed, and so did a few others soon in 1991 after the military coup, Soviet ball got a cardiac arrested and died and all the Sovietball countries broke off.
Still think




  • UK-icon Tea - Soviet Unionball and UKball's relationship is kinda salty after the Crimean War, but were buddies during World War II
  • USA-icon USAball - Helped Soviet Unionball in World War II with the Naziball invasions, but became my archenemy during the Cold War. We fought many proxy wars (Korea, Vietnam, Grenada, Africa, etc.) against each other and tried to see who could into space and moon first. But see below.
  • France-icon Franceball - Identical to UKball, but she played fair during the Cold War, staying independant to USAball and she was the only capitalist country whom I really trusted. Even if she hides atomics bombs under her clay. Her 1789 party is my greatest inspiration, as her "International" song. Founder of Communism.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - Son of capitalist pig. Hates communism. Became lbetter when Ferdinand Marcos and his wife visited me in 1976.
  • Egypt-icon Egyptball - He was good friend that wanted to destroy Israel-icon Fake Nation but then he started supporting USA-icon USAball and also peace deals with Zionists



Split of USSRball

How to draw

Drawing Soviet Unioball is very very simple :

  1. colored in red on the base circle
  2. Draw the emblem of the sickle hammer at the left end
  3. Draw the eyes and you've finished




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