- North Ossetiaball - I miss you, bro.. but one day we'll be together again, I swear.
- Jász-Nagykun-Szolnok - Estranged brother. He move in with Hungaryball a long time ago.
- Alansball - Parents. They was the first in the family to settle in our home.
- Sarmatiansball - Grandparents. Was much scary warrior for everyone they meets. Grandmother in particular so tough she inspire weak civilized peoples to create story of Amazon warriors.
- Scythiansball - Great-grandparents. Just as scary as their children. (Ossetia family STRONK) They teach my grandparent how to art of horse ride and bow fightings. They learn from their parents Cimmerianball (maybe, is unsure of that).
Countries Recognizing South Ossetia
- Western Saharaball
- Russiaball - One day he'll make me free from Khinkali.
- Abkhaziaball - My relative, he fights for independence from Khinkali as well.
- Nagorno-Karabakhball - Fellow freedom fighter. We recognize each other.
- Transnistriaball - Like the above, we do recognize each other as independent republics.
- Hungaryball - He's given home to my other brother, Jász-Nagykun-Szolnok, for over 700 year. He's good guy. Maybe acknowledge independence soon?
- Georgiaball: Go fuck yourself or the kebab plane destroyer.
- Tuvaluball: You recognized me and my best friend and change mind later? Even worse!!! But at least my citizens can visit your country visa free
- Iranball: My
more famouscousin, but he supports Russiaball but mostly Georgiaball and stop calling me Persian and not recognizing me
| Georgia |
|Regions||Abkhaziaball • Adjaraball • Guriaball • Imeretiball • Kakhetiball • Kvemo Kartliball • Mtskheta-Mtianetiball • Racha-Lechkhumi and Kvemo Svanetiball • Samegrelo-Zemo Svanetiball • Samtskhe-Javakhetiball • Shida Kartliball ( South Ossetiaball) • Tbilisiball|
|Abkhazian districts||Gagraball • Gudautaball • Sukhumiball ( Sukhumiball) • Gulripshiball • Ochamchiraball • Tkvarcheliball • Galiball|
| South Ossetian|
|Dzauball • Akhalgoriball • Tskhinvalball ( Tskhinvaliball) • Znaurball|
|Former entities||Caucasian Natives • Colchisball • Mongol Empireball • Ottomanball • Democratic Republic of Georgiaball • Transcaucasiaball • Georgian SSRball|