|“||오 필승 코리아! Oh hurray Korea!||”|
South Koreaball is a sovereign countryball in East Asia, constituting the southern part of the Korean Peninsula. She likes to call herself just Koreaball or ROKball despite North Koreaball sayings he is the true Korea. It shared clay borders with North Koreaball, her sworn enemy brother to the north. South Koreaball loves called K-Pop, her pop music. She is also known as one of the richest countryballs in Asia. In 1994, South Korea into Developed Country. So into OECD (Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development). South Korea is one of the members of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.
Other balls think South Korea is dangerous, but her brother only talking, talking and talking bad words. South Korea's safety is 1st in the world, and Internet speed is 1st, too. South Koreaball enjoys modern and decent lifestyle, and lives with Jejuball, who is considered to be the most clean and natural island in the world.
The recent rise of Hallyu (K-Pop, Korean dramas, Korean culture) has made South Koreaball an extremely popular countryball, and earning tons of money from exporting its culture. K-Pop and K-Drama is also very famous, and is considered to rival even those of USAball's pop industry.
In Polandball, South Koreaball's speech sometimes has "R"s and "L"s swapped to make fun at how all Asians supposedly speak. Although in reality Koreans and Chinese can pronounce these words just fine as they have both "R"s and "L"s in their languages, unlike the Japanese, which does have this issue of mixing up the two letters. But because the mighty all-knowing USAballs think all Asians are the same, so South Koreaball's speech sometimes has "R"s and "L"s swapped as well although its a solely Japanese issue.
South Koreaball hates communism for obvious reasons, but also being ganged up by three communist countries during the Korean War. So much that she has banned communist parties throughout the country and has made a military song called "The Torch of the Annihilation of Communism (멸공의 횃불)". This makes USAball very proud of her.
Koreaball's history started at around 80,000 BC, and in BC 2333, made the first kingdom, called Gojoseon. Later on, it divided into four countries, called Goguryeo, Silla, Baekje, and Gaya. Gaya, which was inbetween Silla and Baekje, later fell, and the three kingdoms constantly fought each other.
Silla eventually conquered the rest, and made Unified Silla. However, this did not last long and Unified Silla turned into Goryeo.
Goryeo was very indulged in Buddhism, and made many temples. This was the age when many Buddhist temples and infrastructures were made. However, unfortunately, Genghis Khan invaded Goryeo and destroyed most of the flourishing culture. Much of the temple still remains destroyed or gone after the Mongolians burnt them down.
Joseon had the most flourishing dynasty of all, and it built massive lavish buildings and treasures. Joseon also liked the current Chinese dynasty Ming Dynasty, and sent many treasures and missionaries to China. In 1592, a huge Japanese invasion landed on Korea (임진왜란). When things were gone and there was no hope, an Admiral called Lee Sun Shin (이순신) pushed the huge 330 Japanese ships back to Japan with only 12 ships of his own. Lee Sun Shin is still considered as a national hero even today in South Koreaball.
Later, Joseon was invaded by Qing China, because Joseon refused to help Qing Dynasty, but instead helped the dying Ming Dynasty. Joseon managed to push them back again, and had some peaceful ages, but had to pay tributes to the Qing. Korea eventually gained independence from China in 1895.
Later, in 1910, Imperial Japan invaded Korea with new weapons and completely obliterated Korea. They colonized Koreaball for 35 years (1910~1945) and raped and tortured and massacred many Koreans. They even used them for human experiments and for cannon fodder and forced labour. South Koreaball and her brother North Koreaball were born in 1917 and they headed the 1st independence movement in 1919 and later they lead the Korean Liberation Army during World War 2.
Some Japanese still deny this history, and that is why South Korean-Japanese relationships are not very good.Korea was liberated in 1945, South Koreaball's mother was dying from Japanball's rape. South Koreaball became good friends with USAball, and was taught capitalism, in contrast to Soviet ball being friends with her brother and teaching him communism. Korean Empireball could not stand her rape from Japanball, and could also not be alive anymore. Because of this, she died peacefully.In 1950, her brother invaded her clay, but USAball and his NATOball friends helped her, until Chinaball came onto North Koreaball's side. An armistice was signed in 1953, but the border between their homes is still heavily armed.
In 1988, North Koreaball boycott her Olympic Games in Seoul. They marched under a united Korean flag in 2000 though, giving it hope that her brother might be cured and his life turned around.
and December 9 2016, The 18th president impeachment was be passed. and March 10, 2017, Park Geun-hye was removed from office as President of South Korea (just like how Dilma Rousseff was removed in early 2016), currently in prison. South Koreaball now spends her days doing K-Pop, and (sometimes) cosmetic surgery. She also does stuff on her phone alot. Samsung, LG, Daewoo, Hyundai, KIA, Ssangyong, and Doosan is one of the main companies famous in the world, and Samsung especially is currently covering the electronical market. South Koreaball made miraculous development in the 20th century, and still continues to make rapid growth (about 3.4% a year). It is predicted that South Koreaball may become richer and more powerful than Japanball in about 5~8 years. South Koreaball also ranks as the most innovative country (by Bloomberg), and is currently sharing the crown with Japanball as one of the most advanced countryball in Asia and the world.
At the May 9, 2017, they elected a new president named Moon Jae-in. Now South Korea has a new president.
How to draw(그리는 방법):Edit
1. Draw a circle.
2. Draw a circle center Taiji. (Tai line right high left low) The top is red, the bottom is blue like the pepsi thing.
3. Draw these black trigramms (clockwise, from up-left): ☰, ☵, ☲, and ☷(Three, Five, Four, Six)
- Gojoseonball - ancestor
- Jinball (Korea) - ancestor
- Gorguryeoball - ancestor
- Baekjeball - ancestor
- Gayaball - ancestor
- Sillaball - ancestor
- United Sillaball - ancestor
- Goryeoball - First great-grandfather.
- Joseonball - Father. He made Hangul (Korean letter) which is most Scientific. Rocket launcher, too. And hate's my brother's son.
- Korean Empireball - Mother. she became Japanese Koreaball after Empire of Japanball made her his colony. She died after WW2. I still miss her sometimes. Rest In Peace mother.
- People's Republic of Koreaball - Uncle. Only 1 year... Anyway he likes communism but kind. He even looks like me.
- North Koreaball - Used to be a good brother (back when of into single country), now is evil. REMOVE!
- United Koreaball - Future me (soon.....when my evil brother is dead.)
- Seoulball - Son and Capital city. He is globally known.
- Incheonball - Second Son and have 2nd best national airport, Incheon Airport.
- Busanball - Daughter, she has nice beach and Department store.
- Daejeonball - Third son and Sejong city!
- Ulsanball - 2nd Daughter and nice beach, too. Next to Busanball
- Daeguball- 3rd Daughter and really, really hottest in my mom.
- Gwangjuball - Asia's Democracy Sanctuary. Pray for 5.18 democracy movement.
- Dokdoball- Clean, Rich area. Is of not Japan.
- ROK Armed Forcesball - South Koreaball's military, ROK Armed Forcesball protects her from evil worst Korea menace (AKA my evil brother)
- USAball - My hero ❤️, Taught me capitalism. Helps keeping North Korea in check. Helped me big time in Korean war. We love each other. (I'll be with you until I die)
- UKball - Father of my hero. Sent second most troops in Korean War. EPL. BBC
- Germanyball - Role Model. Learned his constitutional laws when writing our own.
- Turkeyball - Distant cousin rooting from Altaic ancestors. Brother country.
- Philippinesball - Both hate communism. good vacation place to relax and learn English. He's good at speaking English. (
but he nosebleeds a lot) But too much drugs and illegals. We never forget battle of Yultong in Korean war. Was my hero. Sent me lots of soldiers to beat Chingchongball.
- Vietnamball - ROK army participated in Vietnamese war. Tied economically. Strong country and only going to get stronger. 90% friendly people.
- Canadaball - Good friend. Likes hockey and marijuana. Helped us in Korean war. Blue jays !!!
- Netherlandsball - Tallest people in the world. Top notch architecture. Helped us in Korean war.
- Tringapore - Fought in Korean War. Beautiful city with strict laws.
- Malaysiaball - Drinking not allowed. Beautiful country with many islands
- Indonesiaball - Believes in Allah. they like military and we like it too
- Thailandball - Awesome destination for vacation. friendly people
- Australiaball - We don't like hunting whales. beautiful beach and also helped us in Korean war
- Israelcube - Surrounded by enemies. High tech and advanced military. We liked your talmud
- Hong Kongball - Former British colony. Awesome action movies. Doesn't like mainland China
- Taiwanball - Good friend with Zhapan. Taiwan not get along with China. hates me for some reason
- Polandball - Similar history as us TT and strong. Super cute girls.
- Indiaball - Land of dancing and some engineers. They like Samsung. Go Buddhism !!!
- South Africaball - Helped us in Korean war. NEVER FORGET !!!
- Franceball - Pursue liberal equality. Good friend of Zhapan. Bashed us for eating dogs. FASHION
- Mongoliaball - We share some blood due to invasion in history. (Genghis Khan)
- Kazakhstan - Why do you look like me?
- Mexicoball - Latin music & passionate people. Sabor a Mi ~~
- Brazilball - South America but speaks Portuguese. Impeachment brother
- Chilleball - Truly amazing fruits are grown here.
- Saudi Arabiaball - Good friend with USAball. Helped him with desalination plants.
- Iranball - Values science. Now he is back into religion. Helped North Korea build nukes and missiles USAball doesn't like him. Tehran road in Seoul / Seoul road in Tehran.
- Bulgariaball - He and Japan are best friends.
- Chinaball - Invaded and pushed us back to 38th parallel. Best friend of North Korea. Hard to trust. Now we trade but banned K-pop and grocery marts for installing THAAD. Hard to trust.
- Syriaball - He likes Fake Korea.
- Russiaball - He invaded me when he was Soviet Union. Communism didn't work out.
- Japanball (sometimes) - Cool Anime(
hentai), cute girls, high standard of living. But yuo must and will recognize mother's death!
- North Koreaball - Death to Kim Jung-Un. A day will come... HEAD ON SPIKE!!!!!
- Empire of Japanball - Invaded Us.
- Sovietball - YUO AGREED INVADE ME! MY EVIL BROTHER TRIED TO ANSCHLUSS ME! REMOVE SHIBAL VODKA! 1991 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ!!! FAK YUO 빨갱이!!!!!!!!
- "Aigo!!"(아이고!!) - Argg!!
- "Hwayting!"(화이팅) - Fighting! (used as a phrase to boost things up)
- "Manse!"(만세) - To boost morale, in conjunction with "Korea" ("daehanmingug manse") it equals "God bless America" or "Vive la France". Means 'Myriad of Years'. However it is commonly translated as"Hooray!"
- "Annyeonghaseyo"(안녕하세요) - Hello
- "Myeolgong!"(멸공!) - Annihilate communism!
- "kkkkk"(ㅋㅋㅋㅋ) Used instead of "lol"
- "Shibal!!"(시바!! or 씨발!!) - same word a"kurwa" and "fuck".
- "Jotgatne!!"(좆같네!) - Damn it
- "Gwiyomi"(귀요미) - Cutie (same to Kawaii)
- "Palgangyee"(빨갱이) - Calling North Koreaball (or any commie) in the lowest way