|“||오 필승 코리아! Oh hurray Korea!||”|
We declare today that Korea is an independent country and Koreans are freedom.
|“|| 주문. 피청구인 대통령 박근혜를 파면한다.
DEMEND. a claimer expulsion president Park Geun-Hye.
South Koreaball is a sovereign countryball in East Asia, constituting the southern part of the Korean Peninsula. She likes to call herself just Koreaball or ROKball despite North Koreaball sayings he is the true Korea. It shared clay borders with North Koreaball, her sworn enemy brother to the north. South Koreaball loves called K-Pop, her pop music. She is also known as one of the richest countryballs in Asia. In 1994, South Korea into Developed Country. So into OECD (Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development). South Korea is one of the members of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.
Other balls think South Korea is dangerous, but her brother only talking, talking and talking bad words. South Korea's safety is 1st in the world, and Internet speed is 1st, too. South Koreaball enjoys modern and decent lifestyle, and lives with Jejuball, who is considered to be the most clean and natural island in the world.
The recent rise of Hallyu (K-Pop, Korean dramas, Korean culture) has made South Koreaball an extremely popular countryball, and earning tons of money from exporting its culture. K-Pop and K-Drama is also very famous, and is considered to rival even those of USAball's pop industry.
In Polandball, South Koreaball's speech sometimes has "R"s and "L"s swapped to make fun at how all Asians supposedly speak. Although in reality Koreans and Chinese can pronounce these words just fine as they have both "R"s and "L"s in their languages, unlike the Japanese, which does have this issue of mixing up the two letters. But because the mighty all-knowing USAball's think all Asians are the same, so South Koreaball's speech sometimes has "R"s and "L"s swapped as well although its a solely Japanese issue.
South Koreaball hates communism for obvious reasons, but also being ganged up by three communist countries during the Korean War. So much that she has banned communist parties throughout the country and has made a military song called "The Torch of the Annihilation of Communism (멸공의 횃불)". This makes USAball very proud of her.
Koreaball's history started at around 80,000 BC, and in BC 2333, made the first kingdom, called Gojoseon. Later on, it divided into four countries, called Goguryeo, Silla, Baekje, and Gaya. Gaya, which was inbetween Silla and Baekje, later fell, and the three kingdoms constantly fought each other.
Silla eventually conquered the rest, and made Unified Silla. However, this did not last long and Unified Silla turned into Goryeo.
Goryeo was very indulged in Buddhism, and made many temples. This was the age when many Buddhist temples and infrastructures were made. However, unfortunately, Genghis Khan invaded Goryeo and destroyed most of the flourishing culture. Much of the temple still remains destroyed or gone after the Mongolians burnt them down.
Joseon had the most flourishing dynasty of all, and it built massive lavish buildings and treasures. Joseon also liked the current Chinese dynasty Ming Dynasty, and sent many treasures and missionaries to China. In 1592, a huge Japanese invasion landed on Korea (임진왜란). When things were gone and there was no hope, an Admiral called Lee Sun Shin (이순신) pushed the huge 330 Japanese ships back to Japan with only 12 ships of his own. Lee Sun Shin is still considered as a national hero even today in South Koreaball.
Unfortunately, in 1910, Imperial Japan invaded Korea with new weapons and completely obliterated Korea. They colonized Koreaball for 35 years (1910~1945) and raped and tortured and massacred many Koreans. They even used them for human experiments and for cannon fodder and forced labour.
Some Japanese still deny this history, and that is why South Korean-Japanese relationships are not very good.South Koreaball was born in 1945, along with her brother North Koreaball, as their mother Koreaball was dying from Japanball's rape. South Koreaball was became good friends with USAball, and was taught capitalism, in contrast to Soviet ball being friends with her brother and teaching him communism. Korean Empireball could not stand her rape from Japanball, and could also not be alive anymore. Because of this, she died peacefully.In 1950, her brother invaded her clay, but USAball and his NATOball friends helped her, until Chinaball came onto North Koreaball's side. An armistice was signed in 1953, but the border between their homes is still heavily armed.
In 1988, North Koreaball boycott its Olympic Games in Seoul. They marched under a united Korean flag in 2000 though, giving it hope that her brother might be cured and his life turned around.
and December 9 2016, The 18th president impeachment was be passed. and March 10,2017 was most Koreans are happy that the corrupt leader has been impeached.
South Koreaball now spends her days doing K-Pop, and (sometimes) cosmetic surgery. She also does stuff on her phone alot. Samsung, LG, Daewoo, Hyundai, KIA, Ssangyong, and Doosan is one of the main companies famous in the world, and Samsung especially is currently covering the electronical market. South Koreaball made miraculous development in the 20th century, and still continues to make rapid growth (about 3.4% a year). It is predicted that South Koreaball may become richer and more powerful than Japanball in about 5~8 years. South Koreaball also ranks as the most innovative country (by Bloomberg), and is currently sharing the crown with Japanball as one of the most advanced countryball in Asia and the world.
How to draw:Edit
1. Draw a circle.
2. Draw a circle center Taiji. (Tai line right high left low) The top is red, the bottom is blue like the pepsi thing.
3. Draw these black trigramms (clockwise, from up-left): ☰, ☵, ☲, and ☷(Three, Five, Four, Six)
- Gojoseonball - ancestor
- Jinball (Korea) - ancestor
- Gorguryeoball - ancestor
- Baekjeball - ancestor
- Gayaball - ancestor
- Sillaball - ancestor
- United Sillaball - ancestor
- Goryeoball - First great-grandfather.
- Joseonball - Second great-grandfather. He made Hangul (Korean letter) which is most Scientific. Rocket launcher, too. And hate's my brother's son.
- Korean Empireball - Mother. she became Japanese Koreaball after Empire of Japanball made her his colony.Cut in half after WW2 and created me and my brother. I still miss her sometimes. Rest In Peace mother.
- People's Republic of Koreaball - Uncle. Only 1 year... Anyway he likes Communism but Kind. He even looks like me.
- North Koreaball - Evil Brother. I f***ing really hate you!
- United Koreaball - Future me (soon...when my evil brother is dead.)
- Seoulball - Son and Capital city. He is globally known.
- Incheonball - Second Son and have 2nd best national airport, Incheon Airport.
- Busanball - Daughter, she has nice beach and Department store.
- Daejeonball - Third son and Sejong city!
- Ulsanball - 2nd Daughter and nice beach, too. Next to Busanball
- Daeguball- 3rd Daughter and really, really hottest in my mom.
- Gwangjuball - Asia's Democracy Sanctuary. Pray for 5.18 democracy movement.
- Dokdoball- Clean, Rich area. Is of not Japan.
- ROK Armed Forcesball - South Koreaball's military, ROK Armed Forcesball protects her from evil worst Korea menace (AKA my evil brother)
- Philippinesball - Both hate communism, and a good vacation spot for South Korea. Only thing bad are the illegals. He helped us in the Battle of Yultong against communist Chinese.
- Czechiaball - Former communist,now builds cars for me.
- USAball - My handsome boyfriend. Taught me capitalism. USA basically keeps North Korea from having anger and annexation. Helped me in the Korean war.
- Canadaball - Good friend. And is enemies with my brother.
- UKball - He is of good friend and father of my boyfriend. Much thanks for big participation in Korean War.
- Tringapore - Fellow dragon from the south. Also a former British colony who fought in the Korean War
- Hong Kongball - Fellow dragon from the west. Also a former British colony who kicked some commie aftermath.
- Macauball - Hong Kongball's half-brother.
- Okinawaball - Nephew. Likes Japan doe. But still.
- Turkeyball - is a good friend which helped me during the War against my Brother
hate him a bit for being anoying and raping some of my people, and stop spreading Turan Propaganda and dont be like my Brother.
- South Africaball - We both have "South" in our names. And they helped South Korea during the Korean War.
- Franceball - Formerly in bad relationships because of dog meat a few years ago. Today, France is good because of K-Pop.
- Vietnamball - ROK army killed more Vietnamese civilians during the Vietnam War. However, Vietnamball forgave South Korea, and wants to study for South Korea's steps of miraculous economical growth. Thank you!
- South Vietnamball - Is of deceased capitalist friend during Cold War era and Vietnam War. We both had of same government system and of ideology. Much shame how he is of killed and absorbed by his northern brother to become communist Vietnamball. Yet this event taught me to not happen again with my evil Hyeongje.
- Indiaball - Curry likes Samsung. Wants to follow South Korea's economical and social development. Will also be operating 100 of my awesome howitzers! Helped out in the Korean War by sending medical units to South Koreaball. Buddy. I invest a lot in Curry's market.
- Australiaball - Good trading partners. Australia and South Korea both discourage whaling.
- Bulgariaball - Strange frenemy. He and Japan are best friends, liking. We and Japan beings enemies,and he remove Turkey, because Turkey invaded Bulgariaball. But he likes Gangnam Style, me, K-Pop and Seoul. North Korea says he is North Koreaball's archenemy, not sworn enemy. Soon... we wirr of destroyings North before he invade us.
- Israelcube - They give me weapons and help eachothers in economy. Is also enemy of my brother and also Iran is friend of my brother.
- Myanmarball - Try to learn me.
- Romaniaball - Good friend. He likes K-Pop. Can you gib me some info about North Koreaball from inside?
- Indonesiaball - Likes K-Pop.
- Taiwanball - Taiwan is encouraged to keep watching Korean drama, but she hates me in 2011. Why she hates me?
- Syriaball - She loves Fake Korea.
- Russiaball - He invaded me when he was Soviet Union.But he is no longer commie and like(?) capitalism now.And also he kinda hates Japan for Kuril Islands dispute. Let's kick Japans ass together.
- Japanball - I normaly hates. But we needs(?)Japan. She's a frenemy. DONT ANCHUSS ME AGAIN...OR ELSE. South Korea hates Anime,Porn,And Sushi. REMEMBER CONFERT WOMEN AND MOTHER DEATH!
- North Koreaball - Brothers, then became frenemies, and are currently sworn enemies. REMOVE KIM ROYAL FAMILY! And if you nuke me... YOU.ARE.DEAD. I don't think he will last long.
- Pyongyangball - North Koreaball's son and capital city. Grandfather hate you when he sees you.
- Chinaball - Best friend of sworn enemy brother North Koreaball. Taught him how to make nukes.China also removed Gangnam Style. AND HELPED MY EVIL BROTHER. WHY I CANNOT INTO INSTALLING THAAD? YUO CANT STOP ME FROM INSTA--- Wait, you of stop trades if I don't do as yuo say?! Y SO MEAN?! OPPAAAAA!!!(Calls out for USAball still sobbing.)
- Sovietball - YOU AGREED INVADE ME! MY EVIL BROTHER TRIED TO ANSCHLUSS ME! REMOVE VODKA! 1991 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ!!!
- "Hyeongje" - Brother
- "Aigo!!" - Argg!!
- "Hwayting!" - Fighting! (used as a phrase to boost things up)
- "Manse!" - To boost morale, in conjunction with "Korea" ("daehanmingug manse") it equals "God bless America" or "Vive la France". Means 'Myriad of Years'. However it is commonly translated as"Hooray!"
- "Gwiyomi" - Cutie (same to Kawaii)
- "Annyeong" - Hello
- "Myeolgong!" - Annihilate communism!
- "K K K K"
and Khe Khe- Used instead of "lol" 100% not Filipino.
- "Shibal!!" - South Koreaball's kurwa.
- "Jojgatne!!" - Damn it
- "Ilbon" - Calling Japanball
- "Jjokbari"- Calling Japanball in the lowest way possible
- "Jjoungook" - Calling Chinaball
- "Zzangkkae" - Calling Chinaball in the lowest way possible
- "Palgangyee" - Calling North Koreaball (or any commie) in the lowest way
- "Bulgalia" - Calling Bulgariaball