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YARR HARR FIDDLE DEE DEE! BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE! DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!
 
— Lazy Town
Somaliaball is a failed state in the Horn of Africa and the Arab World. He once produced pirates but never a central government. Despite his great history, such as destroying Ethiopia and controlling the Indian Ocean trade, this is all he is known for. Currently sickened with civil strife and infested with social problems such as starvation and extreme poverty, he now only governs the capital city of Mogadishuball and the cities surrounding it. The rest is mostly split by the northern autonomous region of Somaliland-icon Somalilandball and Puntland-icon Puntlandball. Some pockets of land are controlled by terrorists.

At the moment, land is held by landlords and Somaliaball cannot into de facto government. Somalia is also estimated to have an HDI of 0.285, as of 2012. This is the lowest of any modern countryball, not only the lowst in Africa, but, the world.

He is member of the Cushtic languages family, he is brother of Ethiopiaball, Djiboutiball and Eritreaball.

RealtionshipEdit

  • Egypt-icon Egyptball - Oldest friend in the world
  • Ethiopia-icon Ethiopiaball - Oldest enemy that is the worst scum on earth. Ethiopia got it's butt kicked twice by me and called the Europeans for help, worst brother
  • Italy-icon Italyball - Father who must pay debts to the Nazi, but I still like him.
  • UK-icon UKball - Friends m8
  • USA-icon USAball - Doesn't have good memories about him, as he was hurt me when trying to help me with. Helps me try to get my clay under control so I can be more civilized.
  • UN-icon UNball. I WILL GET YUO EVIL BURGER! But we are sorta friends I guess?
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - She killed our pirates! Forever enemies!
  • Iceland-icon Icelandball - LazyTown is Good, especially the song You Are A Pirate!
  • Somaliland-icon Somalilandball - Duh.... Just a surreal country. I also accused you for supporting Al Shabaab
  • Al Shabaab-icon Al-Shabaabball - I think you blew up my plane! REMOVE TERRORIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • India-icon Indiaball - You kidnapped my pirates! Hey! I only do kipnap because I am a pirate and you are not! Now go back to tech support!
  • Sweden-icon Swedenball-Thanks for taking in my refugees and letting me take over your country MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Somalia-icon Anarchy Piratedom of Somalia and Somaliland Somaliland-icon
Somaliland-icon Somaliland regions Somaliland-icon (division) AdalballSomaliland-icon (division) Tug DairballSomaliland-icon (division) SanagballSomaliland-icon (division) SolballSomaliland-icon (division) Woqooyi Galbeedball (Somaliland-icon (division) Hargeisaball)
Somalia-icon Somali regions Puntland-icon Puntlandball (Puntland-icon (division) BariballPuntland-icon (division) MudugballPuntland-icon (division) Nugalball (Puntland-icon (division) Garoweball)) • Somalia-icon (division) BakoolballSomalia-icon (division) Banaadirball (Somalia-icon (division) Mogadishuball) • Somalia-icon (division) BayballSomalia-icon (division) GalguduudballSomalia-icon (division) GedoballSomalia-icon (division) HiranballSomalia-icon (division) Middle JubaballSomalia-icon (division) Lower JubaballSomalia-icon (division) Middle ShebelleballSomalia-icon (division) Lower Shebelleball
Historical entities 8-icon NativesSultanate of Mogadishu-icon Sultanate of MogadishuballIfat Sultanate-icon Ifat SultanateballWarsangali Sultanate-icon Warsangali SultanateballAdal-icon Adal SultanateballAjuran-icon AjuranballGeledi Sultanate-icon Geledi SultanateballRed-icon Majeerteen SultanateballDervish State-icon Dervish StateballItalian Somaliland-icon Italian SomalilandballBritish Somaliland-icon British SomalilandballPirates-icon PiratesballAnarchy-icon Anarchyball
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2-icon Europe Abkhazia-icon AbkhaziaballAlbania-icon AlbaniaballAndorra-icon AndorraballArmenia-icon ArmeniaballAustria-icon AustriaballAzerbaijan-icon AzerbaijanballBelarus-icon BelarusballBelgium-icon BelgiumballBosnia-icon BosniaballBulgaria-icon BulgariaballCroatia-icon CroatiaballCyprus-icon CyprusballCzech-icon CzechballDenmark-icon DenmarkballEstonia-icon EstoniaballFaroe-icon Faroe IslandsballFinland-icon FinlandballFrance-icon FranceballGeorgia-icon GeorgiaballGermany-icon Germanyball (ReichTime Reichtangle) • Gibraltar-icon GibraltarballGreece-icon GreeceballGuernsey-icon GuernseyballGypsy-icon GypsyballHungary-icon HungaryballIceland-icon IcelandballIreland-icon IrelandballIsle of Man-icon Isle of ManballItaly-icon ItalyballJersey-icon JerseyballKosovo-icon KosovoballLatvia-icon LatviaballLiberland-icon LiberlandballLiechtenstein-icon LiechtensteinballLithuania-icon LithuaniaballLuxembourg-icon LuxembourgballMacedonia-icon MacedoniaballMalta-icon MaltaballMoldova-icon MoldovaballMonaco-icon MonacoballMontenegro-icon MontenegroballNagorno-Karabakh-icon Nagorno-KarabakhballNovorossiya (seperatist)-icon Novorossiyaball Novorossiya-icon (Donetsk-Republic-icon DonetskballLuhansk-Republic-icon Luganskball) • Netherlands-icon NetherlandsballNorway-icon NorwayballPoland-icon PolandballPortugal-icon PortugalballRomania-icon RomaniaballRussia-icon Russiaball (Crimea-icon Crimeaball) • San Marino-icon San MarinoballSealand-icon SealandballSerbia-icon SerbiaballSlovakia-icon SlovakiaballTransnistria-icon TransnistriaballSlovenia-icon SloveniaballSouth Ossetia-icon South OssetiaballSpain-icon SpainballSweden-icon SwedenballSwitzerland-icon SwitzerlandballTurkey-icon TurkeyballUkraine-icon UkraineballUK-icon UKball (England-icon EnglandballNorthern Ireland-icon Northern IrelandballScotland-icon ScotlandballWales-icon Walesball) • Vatican-icon Vaticanball
8-icon Africa Algeria-icon AlgeriaballAngola-icon AngolaballBenin-icon BeninballBotswana-icon BotswanaballBurkina Faso-icon Burkina FasoballBurundi-icon BurundiballCameroon-icon CameroonballCape Verde-icon Cape VerdeballCAR-icon Central African RepublicballChad-icon ChadballComoros-icon ComorosballCongo-icon CongoballDR Congo-icon DR CongoballDjibouti-icon DjiboutiballEgypt-icon EgyptballEquatorial Guinea-icon Equatorial GuineaballEritrea-icon EritreaballEthiopia-icon EthiopiaballGabon-icon GabonballGambia-icon GambiaballGhana-icon GhanaballGuinea-icon GuineaballGuinea-Bissau-icon Guinea-BissauballIvory Coast-icon Ivory CoastballKenya-icon KenyaballLesotho-icon LesothoballLiberia-icon LiberiaballLibya-icon LibyaballMadagascar-icon MadagascarballMalawi-icon MalawiballMali-icon MaliballMauritania-icon MauritaniaballMauritius-icon MauritiusballMayotte-icon MayotteballMorocco-icon MoroccoballMozambique-icon MozambiqueballNamibia-icon NamibiaballNiger-icon NigerballNigeria-icon NigeriaballRéunion-icon RéunionballRwanda-icon RwandaballSão Tomé and Príncipe-icon São Tomé and PríncipeballSenegal-icon SenegalballSeychelles-icon SeychellesballSierra Leone-icon Sierra LeoneballSomalia-icon Somaliaball (Somaliland-icon SomalilandballPuntland-icon Puntlandball) • South Africa-icon South AfricaballSouth Sudan-icon South SudanballSudan-icon SudanballSwaziland-icon SwazilandballTanzania-icon TanzaniaballTogo-icon TogoballTunisia-icon TunisiaballUganda-icon UgandaballWestern Sahara-icon Western SaharaballZambia-icon ZambiaballZimbabwe-icon Zimbabweball
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Terms in italics are unrecognized and partially recognized states
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Denominations Ibadi-icon IbadiballShia-icon Shiaball (Alevism-icon Alevismball) • Sunni-icon Sunniball (Salafism-icon Salafismball)
Countries Afghan-icon AfghanistanballAlbania-icon AlbaniaballAlgeria-icon AlgeriaballAzerbaijan-icon AzerbaijanballBahrain-icon BahrainballBangladesh-icon BangladeshballBosnia-icon Bosnia and HerzegovinaballBrunei-icon BruneiballBurkina Faso-icon Burkina FasoballChad-icon ChadballComoros-icon ComorosballDjibouti-icon DjiboutiballEgypt-icon EgyptballGambia-icon GambiaballGuinea-icon GuineaballIndonesia-icon IndonesiaballIran-icon IranballIraq-icon IraqballJordan-icon JordanballKazakhstan-icon KazakhbrickKosovo-icon KosovoballKurdistan-icon Kurdistanball (East Kurdistan-icon Iranian / North Kurdistan-icon Turkish / West Kurdistan-icon Syrian) • Kuwait-icon KuwaitballKyrgyz-icon KyrgyzstanballLebanon-icon LebanonballLibya-icon LibyaballMalaysia-icon MalaysiaballMaldives-icon MaldivesballMali-icon MaliballMauritania-icon MauritaniaballMorocco-icon MoroccoballNiger-icon NigerballNorthern Cyprus-icon Northern CyprusballOman-icon OmanballPakistan-icon PakistanballPalestine-icon PalestineballPuntland-icon PuntlandballQatar-icon QatarballSaudi Arabia-icon Saudi ArabiaballSenegal-icon SenegalballSierra Leone-icon Sierra LeoneballSomalia-icon SomaliaballSomaliland-icon SomalilandballSudan-icon SudanballEU-icon EUballSyria-icon SyriaballTajik-icon TajikistanballTunisia-icon TunisiaballTurkey-icon TurkeyballTurkmen-icon TurkmenistanballUzbek-icon UzbekistanballUAE-icon UAEballWestern Sahara-icon Western SaharaballYemen-icon Yemenball
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Jihad-icon Jihads Jihad-icon Al-Qaeda-icon Al-Qaedaball (Al-Nusra-icon Al-Nusraball)ISIS-icon ISISball (Boko Haram-icon Boko Haramball) • Taliban-icon TalibanballTaliban-icon Jabhat Fateh al-ShamballHezbollah-icon HezbollahballHamas-icon Hamasball
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