|“||YARR HARR FIDDLE DEE DEE! BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE! DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!||”|
— Lazy Town
At the moment, land is held by landlords and Somaliaball cannot into de facto government. Somalia is also estimated to have an HDI of 0.285, as of 2012. This is the lowest of any modern countryball, not only the lowst in Africa, but, the world. He had elections this year and they weren't disrupted so he might be on the way back to stability.
- Egyptball - Oldest friend in the world
- Ethiopiaball - Oldest enemy that is the worst scum on earth. Ethiopia got it's butt kicked twice by me and called the Europeans for help, worst brother
- Italyball - Father who must pay debts to the Nazi, but I still like him.
- UKball - Friends m8.
- USAball - Doesn't have good memories about him, as he was hurt me when trying to help me with. Helps me try to get my clay under control so I can be more civilized. Has a lot of my people living in Minnesotaball's clay.
- UNball. I WILL GET YUO EVIL BURGER! But we are sorta friends I guess?
- South Koreaball - She killed our pirates! Forever enemies! S.korea: FINE NO SAMSUNG FOR YUO
- Icelandball - LazyTown is Good, especially the song You Are A Pirate!
- Somalilandball - Duh.... Just a surreal country.
I also accused you for supporting Al Shabaab the terrorist.
- Al-Shabaabball - I think you were the one who blew up my plane! REMOVE TERRORIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Indiaball - You kidnapped my pirates! Hey! I only do kipnap because I am a pirate and you are not! Now go back to tech support!
- North Koreaball - I attacked his cargo vessel, and now he wants to nuke me.
- Kenyaball - supports nasty Ethiopiaball against me.
- Senegalball - Sunset country!
|Somaliland regions||Adalball • Tug Dairball • Sanagball • Solball • Woqooyi Galbeedball ( Hargeisaball)|
| Somali regions ||Puntlandball ( Bariball • Mudugball • Nugalball ( Garoweball)) • Bakoolball • Banaadirball ( Mogadishuball) • Bayball • Galguduudball • Gedoball • Hiranball • Middle Jubaball • Lower Jubaball • Middle Shebelleball • Lower Shebelleball|
|Historical entities||Natives • Sultanate of Mogadishuball • Ifat Sultanateball • Warsangali Sultanateball • Adal Sultanateball • Ajuranball • Geledi Sultanateball • Majeerteen Sultanateball • Dervish Stateball • Italian Somalilandball • British Somalilandball • Piratesball|