Somalia-icon Somaliaball screaming at the Kebab removers

Somaliaball is a real-life Ancapistan failed state in the Horn of Africa and the Arab World. He once produced pirates, but never a central government. Despite his great history, such as destroying Ethiopia and controlling the Indian Ocean trade, this is all he is known for. He is currently sickened with civil strife, and infested with social problems such as starvation and extreme poverty. He now only governs the capital city of Somalia-icon (division) Mogadishuball, and the cities surrounding it. The rest is mostly split by the northern autonomous region of Somaliland-icon Somalilandball ,and Puntland-icon Puntlandball. Some pockets of land are controlled by terrorists.

At the moment, land is held by landlords and Somaliaball cannot into de facto government. Somalia is also estimated to have an HDI of 0.285, as of 2012. This is lower than the HDI of 0.352 for the Central African Republicball, and of any modern countryball, not only the lowest in Africa, but in the world. He had elections this year, and they weren't disrupted, so he might be on the way back to stability.

He is member of the Cushtic languages family, and is also the brother of Ethiopia-icon Ethiopiaball, Djibouti-icon Djiboutiball, and Eritrea-icon Eritreaball.

He tries to be a good country, and his government is actually democratic. Unfortunately, he doesn't have the money to govern what happens in his clay.

Flag Colors

Colour Name RGB CMYK HEX
Tufts Blue 65, 137, 221 C0.705-M0.380-Y0-K0.133 #4189DD
White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #FFFFFF


  • Egypt-icon Egyptball - Oldest friend in the world
  • Ethiopia-icon Ethiopiaball - Oldest enemy that is the worst scum on earth. Ethiopia got it's butt kicked twice by me and called the Europeans for help, worst brother
  • Italy-icon Italyball - Father who must pay debts to the Nazi-icon Nazi, but I still like him.
  • UK-icon UKball - Friends m8.
  • USA-icon USAball - Doesn't have good memories about him, as he was hurt me when trying to help me with. Helps me try to get my clay under control so I can be more civilized. Has a lot of my people living in Minnesotaball's clay. give aid plox!
  • UN-icon UNball. I WILL GET YUO EVIL BURGER! But we are sorta friends I guess?
  • Eritrea-icon Eritreaball - He can also into removing Ethiopia, but now he is friends with Ethiopia so I hate him.
  • Iceland-icon Icelandball - LazyTown is Good, especially the song You Are A Pirate! I'm sorry about Robbie Rotten.
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - She killed our pirates! Forever enemies!
  • Somaliland-icon Somalilandball - Duh.... Just a surreal country.
  • Al Shabaab-icon Al-Shabaabball - I think you were the one who blew up my plane! REMOVE TERRORIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • India-icon Indiaball - You kidnapped my pirates! Hey! I only do kipnap because I am a pirate and you are not! Now go back to tech support! Stop removing kebab!
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - I attacked his cargo vessel, and now he wants to nuke me.
  • Kenya-icon Kenyaball - supports nasty Ethiopiaball against me.
  • Senegal-icon Senegalball - Sunset country!
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball - Stop Removing Kebab Christain pig! Or I will steal all your Valuable with my fleet of 234 ships
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - Fellow Kebab


The Cushitic Languages Family