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YARR HARR FIDDLE DEE DEE! BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE! DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!
 
— Lazy Town
Somaliaball is a failed state in the Horn of Africa and the Arab World. He once produced pirates but never a central government. Despite his great history, such as destroying Ethiopia and controlling the Indian Ocean trade, this is all he is known for. Currently sickened with civil strife and infested with social problems such as starvation and extreme poverty, he now only governs the capital city of Somalia-icon (division) Mogadishuball and the cities surrounding it. The rest is mostly split by the northern autonomous region of Somaliland-icon Somalilandball and Puntland-icon Puntlandball. Some pockets of land are controlled by terrorists.

At the moment, land is held by landlords and Somaliaball cannot into de facto government. Somalia is also estimated to have an HDI of 0.285, as of 2012. This is the lowest of any modern countryball, not only the lowst in Africa, but, the world. He had elections this year and they weren't disrupted so he might be on the way back to stability.

He is member of the Cushtic languages family, he is brother of Ethiopia-icon Ethiopiaball, Djibouti-icon Djiboutiball and Eritrea-icon Eritreaball.

Realtionship

  • Egypt-icon Egyptball - Oldest friend in the world
  • Ethiopia-icon Ethiopiaball - Oldest enemy that is the worst scum on earth. Ethiopia got it's butt kicked twice by me and called the Europeans for help, worst brother
  • Italy-icon Italyball - Father who must pay debts to the Nazi-icon Nazi, but I still like him.
  • UK-icon UKball - Friends m8
  • USA-icon USAball - Doesn't have good memories about him, as he was hurt me when trying to help me with. Helps me try to get my clay under control so I can be more civilized. Has a lot of my people living in Minnesotaball's clay.
  • UN-icon UNball. I WILL GET YUO EVIL BURGER! But we are sorta friends I guess?
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - She killed our pirates! Forever enemies! S.korea: FINE NO SAMSUNG FOR YUO
  • Iceland-icon Icelandball - LazyTown is Good, especially the song You Are A Pirate!
  • Somaliland-icon Somalilandball - Duh.... Just a surreal country. I also accused you for supporting Al Shabaab
  • Al Shabaab-icon Al-Shabaabball - I think you blew up my plane! REMOVE TERRORIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • India-icon Indiaball - You kidnapped my pirates! Hey! I only do kipnap because I am a pirate and you are not! Now go back to tech support!
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - I attacked his cargo vessel, and now he wants to nuke me.
  • Kenya-icon Kenyaball supports nasty Ethiopiaball against me.

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