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REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES!
 
Serbia-icon Serbiaball's catchphrase
Harmonija je korijena srpske kulture
 
Serbia-icon Serbia
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No kebab, no problem

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Serbia-icon Serbiaball is a countryball living in Southeast Europe, specifically on Balkan peninsula. He is well known for being expert Turkey-icon kebab remover and starting World War I. He sees himself as very strong, and he has claimed that his horses are invincible and incredibly stronk. He wants to own most of the world's kebab clay. He now wears an eyepatch after he sacrificed his right eye when he blocked Turkey-icon kebab bullet, which was meant to hit Montenegro-icon Montenegroball.

Serbiaball has removed many things like: Kebab, sauerkraut, bunker and kebab again!

He's also well known for winning Eurovision on his debut in 2007 with Marija Serifovic's song Molitva. Unfortunately he inherited multiple personality disorder from his dad Yugoslavia-icon Yugoslaviaball, he loves his brothers and wants to reunite but at the same time he wants to commit ethnic cleansing, especially on anything kebab. He also wants them to be happy. GIB REPUBLIKA SRPSKA INDEPENDANCE OR I WILL ANSCHLUSS YOU BOSNIA.

Serbiaball is also the leader and founder of the KEBAB REMOVAL SQUAD which includes Serbia-icon Himself, Greece-icon Greece, Hungary-icon Hungary, Armenia-icon Armenia, Romania-icon Romania, Croatia-icon Croatia, Slovakia-icon Slovakia, Poland-icon Poland, Russia-icon Russia, Myanmar-icon Myanmar and many many others. They like to remove Muslims or so called Kebabs.

History (историја)

Early History

Serbia was born a 2-icon 2ball like all European countries and was in Southeastern Europe with other countries.

In the 7th century, Panslavic-icon Slavball ancestors of Serbiaball arrived in what is now Serbiaball's clay. In 768, Serbiaball was born for the first time.

Middle Ages

Serbia was split into four small countries (Dukljaball, Zachlumiaball, Travunijaball and Raškaball (administrative)). Later, Serbia was a small kingdomball in the Balkans at the time.

In 9th century, he converted to Christianity. In 13th century he became vassal of Byzantine-icon Byzantineball. The 13th and 14th centuries were a golden age for Serbiaball. He was sort of an innocent countryball back then. He was under Nemanjić dynasty. In 1331, Stefan Dušan Silni ruled Serbiaballs and their clay and he was great emperor. He made Serbia great until Uroš Nejaki came. He was the worst emperor so Empire broke up when he ruled.

But this would soon end when in the late 14th century when Turkey-icon kebab invaded the Balkans. Serbia lost 70k remover against Turkey-icon kebab in the Marica River in 1371, then at Kosovo in 1389 it was inconclusive, but then defeated at the city of Smederevo in 1459 and finally at Belgrade in 1521. Serbiaball swore to take revenge. This is when Serbiaball first starts hating Turkey-icon kebab.

During the invasion Wallachia-icon Wallachiaball was of helping me defend, even if we failed, thanks bro, never forget!

While being under Turkey-icon kebab domination, he rebelled in 1594 but was defeated, then again in 1683 but was also defeated, then in 1804 but it only lasted for some time and in 1812 they were finally defeated, then in 1815 and this time Turkey-icon kebab gave Serbiaball some autonomy.

Modern Times

In 1878 Serbiaball became indepedent REMOVE KEBAB!!! and in 1882 Serbiaball's country became a Kingdom.

In 1913 he removed Turkey-icon kebab for good from Balkans with the help of Kingdom of Montenegroball, Greece-icon Greeceball and Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball.

But then they couldn't agree on the new borders, so he with Greece-icon Greeceball and Romania-icon Romaniaball fought and defeated Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball. A sad moment for the nations of Balkans indeed (sorry bro).

Serbia-icon Serbiaball's history in a nutshell: REMOVE KEBAB!

How WW1 Started

This Franz (an  Austria-Hungary-icon Austria-Hungaryball) was of visitings of Sarajevo in 1914. A Serbiaball called Gavrilo Princip was ready to do crap on Austriaballs and he killed Franz. Austria-Hungary-icon Austria-Hungaryballs was however planning to take over Serbian clay anyways, he of sendings an ultimatum that was impossible for Serbia to agree upons as it would make them into slave. He didn't agree so Franz got so mad, that he used this as an approval and of invaded Serbiaball. Russia-icon Russiaball was a friend of Serbia, so helped Serbia, but Germany-icon Germanyball was friend of Austria-Hungary-icon Austria-Hungaryball, France-icon Franceball was a friend of Russia-icon Russiaball, Montenegro-icon Montenegroball was a friend of Serbiaball, German Empire-icon German Empireball attacked Belgiumball's clay, but UKball was friend of Belgiumball, Bulgariaballs and Ottomans were friends of Germany, USA, Japan and Portugal were friends of UK and Italy was rival of Austria and Romania and Greece were friends of Serbia. That's how WW1 was!

After this he anschlused Panslavic-icon State of Serbs, Croats and Slovenesball and also anschlused Kingdom of Montenegroball and that created Panslavic-icon Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball. 1918 best year of life for Serbia's citizens.

Yugoslaviaball

Serbiaball was a part of Kingdom of Yugoslavia-icon The Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball, with his brothers Slovenia-icon Sloveniaball, Croatia-icon Croatiaball, Bosnia-icon Bosnia and Herzegovinaball, Macedonia-icon Macedoniaball , Montenegro-icon Montenegroball and two autonomous provinces: Kosovo-icon Kosovoball and Vojvodina-icon Vojvodinaball.

At first it was a kingdom but then Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball invaded it.

After world war 2, Yugoslavia-icon Yugoslaviaball became communist. It was all of goods and nice until of death of Tito.

Serbiaball wanted to turn Yugoslavia-icon Yugoslaviaball into a greater Serbia because Slobadon Melosevic, the current leader of SR Serbia-icon SR Serbiaball at the time, was a nationalist and so were the leaders of SR Croatia-icon SR Croatiaball and SR Bosnia and Herzegovina-icon SR Bosniaball since Croatia wanted to be free again and Bosnia was of willingly to join if also became free. So of wars between Croatia-icon Croatiaball, Serbiaball, Bosnia-icon Bosnia and Herzegovinaball broke out. They let Slovenia leave because they of realizings that its better to havings of independent ally than violent separatist. NATO-icon NATOball even invaded the body of Yugoslaviaball and helped to free the absorbed siblings of Serbiaball. And oh yeah, and somehow Macedonia got its indepence without any blood spilled. This caused Yugoslaviaball gradually to regress back to ... Kid Buu Serbia and Montenegroball.

As said before, after the Yugoslav Wars, Serbia and Montenegro-icon Montenegroball became Panslavic-icon Serbia and Montenegroball, then Montenegro-icon Montenegroball left me and now Kosovo-icon Kosovoball wanna leave me.

But today Serbiaball is a peaceful country and might join EUball in 2026. And he his trying to forget the past but he still removes kebab.

Personalities:личности

The only way to know which personality is in control is by looking under his eyepatch (but don't, you'll regret it).

Relationships

Friends (пријатељи)

  • Algeria-icon Algeriaball - Just like Tunisiaball, we can into friends, though he is kebab
  • Angola-icon Angolaball - African version of me.
  • Armenia-icon Armeniaball - We both wish to kill Turkey-icon kebab and restore glorious Constantinople and hate Turkey-icon kebab. (Plox don't recognize Kosovo-icon Kosovo)
  • Bangladesh-icon Bangladeshball - although you are of Turkey-icon kebab and you also recognize Kosovo-icon Kosovoball, I like that you have a place called Analbaniaball Analbania and that I hate Albania-icon Albaniaball a lot so I like you
  • Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball- Former enemy. But we both remove kebab we are Orthodox and we are Slavic and we are getting better relationships. BUT STOP RECOGNIZING KOSOVO!!!
  • Burundi-icon Burundiball - Right now he recognizes Kosovo but he is going to most likely revoke it soon especially now that he is allied with My bro and he will oppose all the Kosovo resolution. Update:Thanks Friend for revoking your recognition
  • Byzantine-icon Byzantineball - You made me great, my years under you were one of the best years in my life, then the kebab plague came and removed you, kebab will face of justice! I will of avenge you!
  • China-icon Chinaball - She is also best friend of Russiaball now. Both citizen of us suffer in NATOball bombing Belgradeball. She is of learning Yugoslaviaball war songs so she can into removing the terrorist bad Turk smell of east known as Uyghur-icon Uyghurball.
  • Greece-icon Greeceball - We are both orthodox christian and both hate kebab. Greece is also my best friend. You helping me in every war.
  • Guinea-Bissau-icon Guinea-Bissauball - Another good African friend who will vote against Kosovo Resolutions
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - Is weird and distant kebab who supportings me. Thanks for not recognizing Kosovoball as real countryball. Former ally of Russiaball.
  • Iran-icon Iranball - Actually he is a Kebab, but a nice, only true Kebab friend which hates Turkey and Azerbaijan. Sometimes I give him Weapons and he gibs Money and thank yuo for not recognize Kosovo-icon Kosovoball.
  • Iraq-icon Iraqball - You may be kebab, but you don't recognize Kosovo-icon Fake Country and also was on my side when Devil attacked me
  • Kurdistan-icon Kurdistanball - He wants to remove kebab, he wants his own country and is oppressed by Turkeyball and many more kebabs. You have my support friendski!
  • Lebanon-icon Lebanonball - Has a slim kebab majority but can into many Orthodox Christians as well as does not recognise Kosovo-icon Kosovoball
  • Mali-icon Maliball - One of best friend in Africa. He said that he strongly supports me in Kosovo situation!
  • Macedonia-icon Macedoniaball - Brother, he is not Bulgarian he is serb. Your Orthodox church is Serbian and he supports Turkey-icon kebab which I get pissed off about him. At least he hates other Kosovo-iconAlbania-icon kebab.
  • Montenegro-icon Montenegroball - Alter Ego. Does what I say, but sometimes I see him hanging out with Albaniaball ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH THE KEBAB. You join NATOball? How dare you to do this to me, I thinked we are of brothers.
  • Myanmar-icon Myanmarball - Asian version of me.
  • Poland-icon Polandball - Slavic brother who really likes me, my culture and have really similar history. He recognises Kosovoball, but feels bad about it, so we are fine. He also removes kebab incredibly well.
  • Romania-icon Romaniaball - My best friend, he really understands me. (Even if he is in NATO now and hates Russia and I kinda hate USA, we get along very well) We are both orthodox and wish to remove Turkey-icon kebab, both hate Turkey-icon Big Kebab, the he is also the only neighbor I never got into fight with. He sometimes likes dancing like me even if he is of latin. He also doesn't recognise Kosovo-icon fake country. Oh, by the way, I'll never forget when you were on my side when NATO attacked me!
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Brothers. We are both orthodox and Slavic. Russia isn't a big fan of me but he lets me tag along. He helps me sometimes when I'm in trouble and we both remove Kebab. but I want to join EU, I'll remove Chechnya-icon Chechnyaball, it is a love hate relationship. Nas i Rusa - 300 miliona, a bez Rusa – pola kamiona!
  • Scotland-icon Scotlandball - We are friends because at the time of WW1 a lot of nurses from Scotland came to Serbia to heal our solders, we even have a street named after one of their nurses.
  • Sentinelese-icon Sentineleseball - He spears anybody who comes to his island, including kebab so I like him.
  • Slovakia-icon Slovakiaball - They wish to kill Goulash (northern Kebab), he is kebab remover and hates Hungary-icon Hungaryball, but I'm neutral on him.
  • Spain-icon Spainball - I know that feel, Друже, also you removed kebab from clay in 1492.
  • Misiones-icon Srpska Republicball - Nephew who want to join me
  • Suriname-icon Surinameball - Thx for stop recognizing Kosovo
  • Syria-icon Syriaball- you maybe kebab but you don't recognise Kosovo. Also I like Bashir Al Assad, also has significant Orthodox minortity
  • Tunisia-icon Tunisiaball - He is of couscous, but he doesn't recognise Kosovo, we both into friendship. I heard you can remove kebab and Saudi Arabia hates you. Maybe I can let you be a kebab remover. Maybe.
  • Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball - Good friend! I do many donations for him
  • Kazakhstan-icon Kazakhbrick, Uzbek-icon Uzbekistanball, Kyrgyz-icon Kyrgyzstanball, and Tajik-icon Tajikistanball - Kebabs who are buddies with my Russia-icon Bro and support me on Kosovo, you guys are also good kebabs.Especially Kazakhbrick
  • Non-annoying Muslims- Kazakhstan-icon Uzbek-iconKyrgyz-icon Tajik-icon Turkmen-icon Iran-icon Iraq-icon Syria-icon Lebanon-icon Palestine-icon Bangladesh-icon Tunisia-icon Algeria-icon Mali-icon Sudan-icon Indonesia-icon

Neutral (неутрално)

  • Austria-icon Austriaball - We still hate us after ww1 but we remove kebab. I hate Turkey too!
  • Bosnia-icon Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - He is a Turkey-icon kebab and so must be removed but at least you have large orthodox christian population and not as much of a kebab as the other kebabs are. Miss you bro... Oh yeah and he stole my son Republika Srpskaball. FREE SRPSKA 2018!!!!
  • Croatia-icon Croatiaball - DISSOLVED YUGOSLAVIA! AND THEIR LEADER HATE SERBS!!! But still... we hang out sometimes... War, war never changes... Crying for the (g)old days sometimes, miss you brother.
  • EU-icon EUball - Applied to join, but won't let me in until I recognize Kosovo-icon Kosovoball. FINE, THEN I'LL JOIN Eurasian Union-icon EURASIAN UNION!
  • Kuwait-icon Kuwaitball You played my Anthem wrong according to Kazakhstan-icon Kazakhbrick
  • Hungary-icon Hungaryball - Barbaric invader. Stole some of my clay as Austria-Hungary-icon Austria-Hungaryball but I killed their archduke in 1914 XAXAXAXAXA. We both remove kebab which is good. I think he still wants to steal Vojvodina-icon Vojvodinaball.
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - Friends because yuo not recognisings Kosovo and was of occupied by kebab like me and we love collaborating with each other. And tnx for sharing NATO-icon NATOball's secret plans to me, but why you of hating Palestine? He is of nice kebab with a significant Orthodox minority
  • Istria-icon Istriaball - I hear you want to separate from Croatia-icon Croatiaball, hmm maybe we can into friends, maybe.
  • Liberland-icon Liberlandball You illegally claimed my land but because your father is my friend I forgive yuo
  • Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball - Yuo are kebab defender, recognizes Kosovo-icon Kosovoball and hatings me and boycotting Israel-icon Israelcube so much, but your passport only says Israel not allowed to go to your country. At least I'm not in a list of banning from entering your clay. Maybe soon we can be friends?
  • Ukraine-icon Ukraineball - She may not recognize Kosovo-icon Kosovoball, but she is threatening to recognize it after I voted against the Crimeaball resolutions.
  • USA-icon USAball - He Bombed me and recognises Kosovo-icon Kosovoball. But he removes some kebabs in the middle east. And he does feel bad for me and many of his commanderssovo apoligized for bombing me, I may forgive you one day. Oh yeah and I will beat you in basketball one day... Wait Trump Won The Election? Great! Now We Can Both Remove Kebab Together!

Enemies (непријатељи)

  • Albania-icon Albaniaball - KOSOVO JE SRBIJAAAA! СРБИЈА ДО ТОКИЈА! KOSOVO JE SERIJBA YOU LITTLE CHEEKI KEBAB, ANALBANIA'S CLAY IS 100% SERBIAN, SERBIJAN HORSES ARE INVASIBLE 2 PAC HATES YOU!! And stop bullying me if you bully me one more time I'll get Russiaball on you.
  • Catalan Republic-icon Catalan Republicball - You are not country! YOU BELONG TO SPAIN YOU LITTLE SHIT!
  • Chechnya-icon Chechnyaball - Who Are You? Oh the hardest kebab on Earth... I'll remove you soon and stop bullying Russia. Wait a minute, you look like a Kebab version of... me!!! And you stole my catchphrase!!! REMOVE PLAGIARIST KEBAB!!!
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - I will remove you, terrorist. You are of pure Turkey-icon Kebab and that automatically makes you a terrorist. I will remove you next.
  • Kosovo-icon Kosovoball - Fake Country! (KOSOVO IS OF SERBIA!) You are of albanian, you were in my clay and we allowed you to live there, we even gave you autonomy, this is how you repay me traitorus govno yedno? Get off my clay you don't of exist! YOU ARE OF TERRORIST! KOSOVO JE SRBIJA!!!!!! FACK YOU VERY MUCH !!! I PROTECT YOU FROM KEBAB SCUM AND YOU PAY ME THIS WAY? SHAMEFUL!
  • NATO-icon Most NATOball members - HOW DARE YOU BOMB ME. KLA IS A TERRORIST AND I THOUGHT YOU HATE TERRORISTS BUT INSTED YOU SUPPORT THEM!!!!! STOP BOMBING INOCENT CIVILLIANS IN SYRIA!!!. REMOVE NORTH ATLANTIC TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. Although we are okay now. Also most of you recognise Kosovo
  • Ottoman-icon Ottomanball - Stolen a lot of my clay, what a precious turk..
  • Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball - Pure sharia arab, STOP KILLING OTHER PEOPLE WHO AREN'T KEBAB! REMOVE SHARIA LAW!
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. Return to Croatia. To our Croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo... ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgive you. "cetnik rascal" f*** but !@#$%^&* !@#$%^&* Turk stink bosnia shqipere shqipare... Turk genocide best day of my life. Take a bath of "dead turk"... Ahahahahah."BOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU"!! Do not forget WW2 .Albania we kill the king, Albania return to your precious Mongolia... hahahahaha. Idiot turk and Bosnian smell so bad... wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. You will get caught. Russia + USA + Croatia + Slovak = Kill Bosnia... you will WW2. Tupac alive in Serbia, Tupac making album of Serbia. Fast rap Tupac Serbia. We are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of Tupac... you are poor stink turk. You live in a hovel hahahaha. You live in a yurt Tupac alive number one #1 in Serbia... F*** asshole turks no good. I spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and "country". 2pac alive and real strong wizard kill all the Turk farm animal with rap magic now we the Serbia rule. Ape of the zoo president George Bush !@#$%^&* the great Satan and lay egg this egg hatch and Bosnia was born. Stupid baby form the egg give back our clay we will crush you like a skull of pig. YOU WILL BE ON THE FLOOR CRYING LIKE A BABY WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!!!!!! REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!!!

Family (породица)

Quotes

  • Oj Slobo pošalji salate, biće mesa, biće mesa, klaćemo Hrvate!
  • Samo sloga srbina spašava!
  • REMOVE KEBAB!
  • Kosovo is Serbia!
  • Kosovo je srce Srbije!
  • Ubi, zakolji, da Šiptar ne postoji!
  • Ubi Hrvata da Šiptar nema brata!
  • Granate na Hrvate!
  • Nema vrba koliko ima Srba, ali ima grana koliko Muslimana!
  • Nema vrba koliko ima Srba, ali ima granata koliko i Hrvata!
  • Vreme za Rakiju!
  • Živeli!
  • Bre Bre
  • VUČIČU PEDERU, IZDAO SI SRBIJU
  • Bog je Srbin i on će nas čuvati!

How to Draw Serbiaball

To draw Serbiaball start with a normal ball. Add a red block to the top, a blue block in the center and leave the bottom white. Then find Serbia's Coat of Arms. Draw this as the left eye (Looking Straight On) then add the straps to form an eyepatch. Now add his other eye and you are finished!

If you wish you can also add a Beret and accordian if you wish for him to remake the REMOVE KEBAB video



Famous Serbs (Bosnian Serbs count)

  • ===Niko Bellic===

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