Give meh my independence, you dirty tea sipper!
Scotland-icon Scotlandball
You may take our lives but you will never take our FREEDOM
— William Wallace
Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue you back together...IN HELL!
— TF2 Demoman (Tavish Finnegan Degroot)

Scotlandball is a ball located north of England-icon Englandball, He, along with England-icon Englandball, Wales-icon Walesball and Northern Ireland-icon Northern Irelandball are part of England-icon UKball. He is the land of bagpipes, haggis, ships and Braveheart. As of September 2014, he cannot into independence (I LIVE AGAIN!!) though he can into being good uncle to England-icon Canada-icon New Zealand-icon USA-icon Australia-icon evil brother's children. With UK-icon UKball leaving EUball he is starting to think about independence again and the UK has passed a recent bill allowing Scotland to have another referendum. This seams to imply that he does not know that EU-icon EUball doesn't want him without the rest of UK. He also taught USA-icon USAball about FREEDOM! and building huge walls

Now his independence movement is losing much of its support and its been shown that 60% of him doesn't want a second independence referendum.


  • Repeated glaciations
  • First known permanent houses on Scottish soil around 9,500 years ago
  • Mists of time
  • Celtballs (Pictballs) and blue paint
  • A missing SPQR-icon SPQRball legion and as a result a very large wall
  • Pictballs organise and call themselves Dal Raita
  • Irishball (also descendants of the Celtballs) arrive and join the Pictballs
  • Lots of standing stones and sniffing mushrooms
  • Albaball takes over,
  • Vikingballs attack the coastline, lots of fighting by hotheads
  • England-icon Englandball (descendant of Germanicball) asked to help arbitrate a empty throne and then steals it
  • Scotball and France-icon Franceball stir the muck!
  • Scotball takes over English crown, och aye!
  • A lot of rain,
  • Scotball tries to develop some colonies in North America and bankrupts itself!
  • England-icon Englandballl steals Scotball independence by buying its debt. No!!!!!!
  • Rebels against England-icon Englandball and fails
  • Build ships that sometimes dinna sink
  • Rebels against England-icon Englandball and fails again.



  • Ireland-icon Irelandball - Best friend. We are both Celtic brothers and hate UK for oppressing us. But now he thinks I'm a traitor because I decided to stay.
  • New Zealand-icon New Zealandball - I especially like Dunedinball due to its Scottish flavour
  • Wales-icon Walesball - Celtic brothers. But he likes sheep to much.
  • Poland-icon Polandball - UK's plumber. Tis lad has thousands of people in my clay, and has amazing food too. Can't understand shite what he's saying though, his language is that hard.
  • France-icon Franceball - Former rival of UK
  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - Another anti UK countryball. But don't give shame to the Falkland name!
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball - Named one of his streets after my nurse. Good guy.
  • EU-icon EUball - I'm helping UK stop brexit (damn prime minister opposes do over).
  • UK-icon UKball - We must force the prime minister into giving us a brexit do over.
  • Bostonball - Stout Shako for two refined!?


  • England-icon Englandball - Wait, I just decided to stay and now you get rebellious?! Really?
  • Tenerifeball - He took my flag!
  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - He ALWAYS gave shame to the Falkland name!
  • Theresa May - Let us have brexit do over!
  • Margaret Thatcher - Good riddance
  • Lokot-icon Lokotball - Another Flag Stealer! he is a Nazi-icon Naziball just reversed the colors but still A FLAG STEALING NAZI!




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