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“Give meh my independence, you dirty tea sipper!”
Scotland-icon Scotlandball

"You may take our lives but you will never take our FREEDOM" William Wallace

Scotlandball is a ball located north of England-icon Englandball, He, along with England-icon Englandball, Wales-icon Walesball and Northern Ireland-icon Northern Irelandball are part of England-icon UKball. He is the land of bagpipes, haggis, ships and Braveheart. As of September 2014, he cannot into independence (I LIVE AGAIN!!) though he can into being good uncle to England-iconCanada-iconNew Zealand-iconUSA-iconAustralia-icon evil brother's children. With UK-icon UKball leaving EUball he is starting to think about independence again and the UK has passed a recent bill allowing Scotland to have another referendum. This seams to imply that he does not know that EU-icon EUball doesn't want him without the rest of UK. He also taught USA-icon USAball about FREEDOM! and building huge walls

History

  • Repeated glaciations
  • First known permanent houses on Scottish soil around 9,500 years ago
  • Mists of time
  • Celtballs (Pictballs) and blue paint
  • A missing SPQR-icon SPQRball legion and as a result a very large wall
  • Pictballs organise and call themselves Dal Raita
  • Irishball (also descendants of the Celtballs) arrive and join the Pictballs
  • Lots of standing stones and sniffing mushrooms
  • Albaball takes over,
  • Vikingballs attack the coastline, lots of fighting by hotheads
  • England-icon Englandball (descendant of Germanicball) asked to help arbitrate a empty throne and then steals it
  • Scotball and France-icon Franceball stir the muck!
  • Scotball takes over English crown, och aye!
  • A lot of rain,
  • Scotball tries to develop some colonies in North America and bankrupts itself!
  • Englishball steals Scotball independence by buying its debt. No!!!!!!
  • Rebels against Englishball and fails
  • Build ships that sometimes dinna sink
  • Rebels against Englishball and fails again.


Relationships

Friends

  • Ireland-icon Irelandball - Best friend.We are both Celtic brothers and hate UK for oppressing us.
  • Wales-icon Walesball - Celtic brothers and also hate UK and England.But he likes sheep to much.
  • France-icon Franceball - Former rival of UK so I liek her.But now she kinda lieks UK so........
  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - Another anti UK countryball.
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball - Named one of his streets after my nurse.
  • EU-icon EUball - Can I come back blad? The bloddy U.K. is helding me back, that so-called "sophiscated" cunt!

Enemies

  • UK-icon UKball - Worst enemy.GIB ME MY INDEPENDENCE!!!EU BEST UNION YOU ARE WORST!!!!BRAVEHEART BEST MOVIE!!!!!
  • England-icon Englandball - The one that stops my independence.
  • Tenerifeball - He took my flag!

Typical Scottish Slangs

  • ah ya bastart - Ouch, you bastard!
  • bawbag - scrotum, pejorative (That guy's a bawbag)
  • hoot - what "hoot are you talkin aboot"
  • numpty - an endearing term/lovable idiot. Shows friendly banter ("Och your a right numpty")
  • Scunner one who pisses ye aff, also used when hurt yourself (oh ye scunner that hurt)

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UK-icon United Kingdom of BREXIT Great Britain and Northern Ireland (UKball) England-iconNorthern Ireland-iconScotland-iconWales-icon
Constituent countries and province England-icon Englandball (London-icon Londonball) • Wales-icon Walesball (Cardiff-icon Cardiffball, Wales-icon (division) Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochball) • Scotland-icon Scotlandball (Glasgow-icon GlasgowballEdinburgh-icon Edinburghball) • Northern Ireland-icon Northern Irelandball (Belfast-icon Belfastball)
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Council areas of Scotland-icon Scotlandball Aberdeen-icon AberdeenballAberdeenshire-icon AberdeenshireballAngus-icon AngusballArgyll and Bute-icon Argyll and ButeballClackmannanshire-icon ClackmannanshireballDumfries and Galloway-icon Dumfries and GallowayballDundee-icon DundeeballEast Ayrshire-icon East AyrshireballEast Dunbartonshire-icon East DunbartonshireballEast Lothian-icon East LothianballEast Renfrewshire-icon East RenfrewshireballEdinburgh-icon EdinburghballFalkirk-icon FalkirkballFife-icon FifeballGlasgow-icon GlasgowballHighland-icon HighlandballInverclyde-icon InverclydeballMidlothian-icon MidlothianballMoray-icon MorayballNorth Ayrshire-icon North AyrshireballNorth Lanarkshire-icon North LanarkshireballPerth and Kinross-icon Perth and KinrossballRenfrewshire-icon RenfrewshireballRenfrewshire-icon RenfrewshireballScottish Borders-icon Scottish BordersballSouth Ayrshire-icon South AyrshireballSouth Lanarkshire-icon South LanarkshireballStirling-icon StirlingballWest Dunbartonshire-icon West DunbartonshireballWest Lothian-icon West LothianballOuter Hebrides-icon Outer HebridesballOrkney-icon OrkneyballShetland-icon Shetlandball
Preserved counties of Wales-icon Walesball Gwent-icon GwentballSouth Glamorgan-icon South GlamorganballMid Glamorgan-icon Mid GlamorganballWest Glamorgan-icon West GlamorganballDyfed-icon DyfedballPowys-icon PowysballGwynedd-icon GwyneddballClwyd-icon Clwydball
Counties of Northern Ireland-icon Northern Irelandball County Antrim-icon AntrimballCounty Armagh-icon ArmaghballCounty Down-icon DownballFermanagh-icon FermanaghballCounty Londonderry-icon LondonderryballTyrone-icon Tyroneball
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