|“||Give meh my independence, you dirty tea sipper!||”|
|“||You may take our lives but you will never take our FREEDOM||”|
— William Wallace
|“||Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue you back together...IN HELL!||”|
— TF2 Demoman (Tavish Finnegan Degroot)
Scotlandball is a ball located north of Englandball, He, along with Englandball, Walesball and Northern Irelandball are part of UKball. He is the land of bagpipes, haggis, ships and Braveheart. As of September 2014, he cannot into independence (I LIVE AGAIN!!) though he can into being good uncle to evil brother's children. With UKball leaving EUball he is starting to think about independence again and the UK has passed a recent bill allowing Scotland to have another referendum. This seams to imply that he does not know that EUball doesn't want him without the rest of UK. He also taught USAball about FREEDOM!
and building huge walls
Now his independence movement is losing much of its support and its been shown that 60% of him doesn't want a second independence referendum.
- Repeated glaciations
- First known permanent houses on Scottish soil around 9,500 years ago
- Mists of time
- Celtballs (Pictballs) and blue paint
- A missing SPQRball legion and as a result a very large wall
- Pictballs organise and call themselves Dal Raita
- Irishball (also descendants of the Celtballs) arrive and join the Pictballs
- Lots of standing stones and sniffing mushrooms
- Albaball takes over,
- Vikingballs attack the coastline, lots of fighting by hotheads
- Englandball (descendant of Germanicball) asked to help arbitrate a empty throne and then steals it
- Scotball and Franceball stir the muck!
- Scotball takes over English crown, och aye!
- A lot of rain,
- Scotball tries to develop some colonies in North America and bankrupts itself!
- Englandballl steals Scotball independence by buying its debt. No!!!!!!
- Rebels against Englandball and fails
- Build ships that sometimes dinna sink
- Rebels against Englandball and fails again.
- Irelandball - Best friend. We are both Celtic brothers and hate UK for oppressing us. But now he thinks I'm a traitor because I decided to stay.
- New Zealandball - I especially like Dunedinball due to its Scottish flavour
- Walesball - Celtic brothers. But he likes sheep to much.
- Polandball - UK's plumber. Tis lad has thousands of people in my clay, and has amazing food too. Can't understand shite what he's saying though, his language is that hard.
- Franceball - Former rival of UK
- Argentinaball - Another anti UK countryball. But don't give shame to the Falkland name!
- Serbiaball - Named one of his streets after my nurse. Good guy.
- EUball - I'm helping UK stop brexit (damn prime minister opposes do over).
- UKball - We must force the prime minister into giving us a brexit do over.
Bostonball - Stout Shako for two refined!?
- Englandball - Wait, I just decided to stay and now you get rebellious?! Really?
- Tenerifeball - He took my flag!
- Argentinaball - He ALWAYS gave shame to the Falkland name!
- Theresa May - Let us have brexit do over!
- Margaret Thatcher - Good riddance
- Lokotball - Another Flag Stealer! he is a Naziball just reversed the colors but still A FLAG STEALING NAZI!