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Give meh ma independence, ye dirty tea sipper!
 
Scotland-icon Scotlandball
You may take our lives but you will never take our FREEDOM
 
— William Wallace
Oh, they're gaun tae have tae glue ye back together...IN HELL!
 
— TF2 Demoman (Tavish Finnegan Degroot)

Scotlandball is a countryball located north of England-icon Englandball, He, along with England-icon Englandball, Wales-icon Walesball and Northern Ireland-icon Northern Irelandball are part of UK-icon UKball. He is the land of bagpipes, haggis, ships and Braveheart. As of September 2014, he cannot into independence (AH LIVE AGAIN!!) though he can into being good uncle to England-icon Canada-icon New Zealand-icon USA-icon Australia-icon evil brother's children. With UK-icon UKball leaving EUball he is starting to think about independence again and the UK has passed a recent bill allowing Scotland to have another referendum. This seams to imply that he does not know that EU-icon EUball doesn't want him without the rest of UK. He also taught USA-icon USAball about FREEDOM! and building huge walls

Now his independence movement is losing some of its support because of an idiot leader and its been shown that 60% of him doesn't want a second independence referendum.

He did have an independence rally but they didn't make up to much of his population.

Also if he left the UK he would probably split like what happened with Ireland and Northern Ireland. But his interest in independence is falling anyways (most of the time he and the English actually agree and both regret Brexit). Besides there seems to be good chance of a good Brexit deal and UKball will probably rejoin afterwards.

However, after article 13 was passed even he started to question his place in the EU (THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM OF THE INTERNET).

History

  • Repeated glaciations
  • First known permanent hooses on Scottish soil aroond 9,500 years ago
  • Mists o' time
  • Celtballs (Pictballs) 'n' blue paint
  • Ae missing SPQR-icon SPQRball legion 'n' as ae result ae very large wall
  • Pictballs organise 'n' call themselves Dál Riata
  • Irishball (also descendants o' the Celtballs) arrive 'n' join the Pictballs
  • Lots o' standing stones an' sniffing mushrooms
  • Albaball takes over
  • Vikingballs attack the coastline, lots o' fighting by hotheads
  • England-icon Englandball (descendant o' Germanicball) asked tae help arbitrate ae empty throne 'n' then steals it
  • Scotball 'n' France-icon Franceball stir the muck!
  • Scotball takes over English croun, och aye!
  • Ae lot o' rain
  • Scotball tries tae develop some colonies in North America 'n' bankrupts itself!
  • England-icon Englandballl steals Scotball's independence by buying its debt. Naw!!!!!!
  • Rebels against England-icon Englandball 'n' fails
  • Build ships that sometimes dinnae sink
  • Rebels against England-icon Englandball 'n' fails again.
  • Gets along wi England 'n' at ae toll o' many Scottish 'n' English lives fights 'n' protects the word from Nazi Germany.

Relationships

Friends

  • Ireland-icon Irelandball - Good friend. We are both Celtic brothers wha're mad at UK fer oppressin' us. But noo he thinks Ah'm ae traitor because Ah decided tae stay.
  • New Zealand-icon New Zealandball - Ah especially like Dunedinball due tae its Scottish flavour.
  • Wales-icon Walesball - Celtic brother. But he likes sheep tae much.
  • Poland-icon Polandball - UK's plumber. Tis lad has got thoosands o' people in ma clay, 'n' amazin' food tae. Ah cannae understand shite whit he's sayin' though, his language is that hard. But hey, after 100 years yer still ae good friend o' mine.
  • France-icon Franceball - Former rival o' UK.
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball - Named one o' his streets after ma nurse. Good guy.
  • Falklandsball - Don't let Argentina-icon Argentina push ye aboot.
  • EU-icon EUball - Ah'm helpin' UK stop Brexit (damn prime minister opposes dae over). BUT NO BANNIN MEMES!
  • UK-icon UKball - We are tryin' tae help him get ae Brexit dae over or at least ae good deal.
  • Boston-icon Bostonball - Stout Shako fer two refined!?

Neutral

  • England-icon Englandball - Wait, A've just decided tae stay an' noo yer gonny get rebellious?! Really? We fought th'gither as brothers in WW2! Yer also mah football rival, though we rarely play games th'gither much nowadays.

Enemies

  • Northern Ireland-icon Northern Irelandball - Stop opressen Ireland-icon ma brother an' fren!
  • Theresa May - Let us hae Brexit dae over!
  • Margaret Thatcher - Good riddance. Ding dong dee witch es deid.
  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - He ALWAYS gave shame tae the Falkland's name!
  • St Andrew-icon Lokotball - Flag Stealer! He is ae Nazi-icon Nazibaw wha've just reversed the colours but still AE FLAG STEALIN' NAZI!
  • Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball - England-icon England an' Ah lost ae lot o' oor blood an' money because o' ye. We won in dee end though.

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