Scotlandball is a ball located north of Englandball, He, along with Englandball, Walesball and Northern Irelandball are part of UKball. He is the land of bagpipes, haggis, ships and Braveheart. As of September 2014, he cannot into independence (I LIVE AGAIN!!) though he can into being good uncle to evil brother's children. With UKball leaving EUball he is starting to think about independence again
- Repeated glaciations
- First known permanent houses on Scottish soil around 9,500 years ago
- Mists of time
- Celtballs (Pictballs) and blue paint
- A missing SPQRball legion and as a result a very large wall
- Pictballs organise and call themselves Dal Raita
- Irishball (also descendants of the Celtballs) arrive and join the Pictballs
- Lots of standing stones and sniffing mushrooms
- Albaball takes over,
- Vikingballs attack the coastline, lots of fighting by hotheads
- Englandball (descendant of Germanicball) asked to help arbitrate a empty throne and then steals it
- Scotball and Franceball stir the muck!
- Scotball takes over English crown, och aye!
- A lot of rain,
- Scotball tries to develop some colonies in North America and bankrupts itself!
- Englishball steals Scotball independence by buying its debt. No!!!!!!
- Rebels against Englishball and fails
- Build ships that sometimes dinna sink
- Rebels against Englishball and fails again
- Very philosophical.
- Good poetry.
- Bad temper.
- Argues by shouting,
- Can keep a feud going for centuries even if the original reason is lost.
- FREEDOM, maybe not, FREEDOM, maybe not, FREEDOM, maybe not.
- UKball - England!!! Gib independence! YUO FOCKEN CUNT SUCK MY ARSHOLE YOU DORTY TRASHBAG!! YUO FILTHY RAGGED FOCKIN LOSER BAWBAG TEA IS OF SHITTYNESS, FECK YUOOO!!!!
- Irelandball - Wants independence from UK like he did. Also we're both celts who never got annexed by SPQR.
- Argentinaball - Maradona is best Scotlandball player.
- Nova Scotiaball - Lost son
- Norwayball - Uncle in the frozen north
- Maltaball - Grandson in the Mediteranean
- Australiaball - Grandson in the tropical south
- New Zealandball - Grandson in the frozen and in a bit of the tropical south...You should really get rid of some sheep.
- Shetlandball and Orkneyball - Adopted kids from Norwayball
- Franceball - Auld Alliance!
- Walesball - We're both celts, but he needs to apologise for being Englishball mercenaries!
- Singapore - wee fella likes calling me the best uncle, heh, love ya too, ya wee rascal.
- USAball - Another fella who likes calling me the best uncle, although I'm still iffy about the civil war, along with him calling kilts 'manskirts'. I taught him about FREEDOM!!!
- Cornwallball - A celt who deserves greater representation like Wales and I.
- Serbiaball-Hes pretty cool cuz he named one of hes street after sotish woman.
Typical Scottish GreetingsEdit
- ah ya bastart - Ouch, you bastard!
- bawbag - scrotum, pejorative (That guy's a bawbag)
- hoot - what "hoot are you talkin aboot"
- numpty - an endearing term/lovable idiot. Shows friendly banter ("Och your a right numpty")
- Scunner one who pisses ye aff, also used when hurt yourself (oh ye scunner that hurt)