|“||Give meh ma independence, ye dirty tea sipper!||”|
|“||You may take our lives but you will never take our FREEDOM||”|
— William Wallace
|“||Oh, they're gaun tae have tae glue ye back together...IN HELL!||”|
— TF2 Demoman (Tavish Finnegan Degroot)
Scotlandball is a countryball located north of Englandball, He, along with Englandball, Walesball and Northern Irelandball are part of UKball. He is the land of bagpipes, haggis, ships and Braveheart. As of September 2014, he cannot into independence (AH LIVE AGAIN!!) though he can into being good uncle to evil brother's children. With UKball leaving EUball he is starting to think about independence again and the UK has passed a recent bill allowing Scotland to have another referendum. This seams to imply that he does not know that EUball doesn't want him without the rest of UK. He also taught USAball about FREEDOM!
and building huge walls
Now his independence movement is losing some of its support because of an idiot leader and its been shown that 60% of him doesn't want a second independence referendum.
He did have an independence rally but they didn't make up to much of his population.
Also if he left the UK he would probably split like what happened with Ireland and Northern Ireland. But his interest in independence is falling anyways (most of the time he and the English actually agree and both regret Brexit). Besides there seems to be good chance of a good Brexit deal and UKball will probably rejoin afterwards.
However, after article 13 was passed even he started to question his place in the EU (THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM OF THE INTERNET).
- Repeated glaciations
- First known permanent hooses on Scottish soil aroond 9,500 years ago
- Mists o' time
- Celtballs (Pictballs) 'n' blue paint
- Ae missing SPQRball legion 'n' as ae result ae very large wall
- Pictballs organise 'n' call themselves Dál Riata
- Irishball (also descendants o' the Celtballs) arrive 'n' join the Pictballs
- Lots o' standing stones an' sniffing mushrooms
- Albaball takes over
- Vikingballs attack the coastline, lots o' fighting by hotheads
- Englandball (descendant o' Germanicball) asked tae help arbitrate ae empty throne 'n' then steals it
- Scotball 'n' Franceball stir the muck!
- Scotball takes over English croun, och aye!
- Ae lot o' rain
- Scotball tries tae develop some colonies in North America 'n' bankrupts itself!
- Englandballl steals Scotball's independence by buying its debt. Naw!!!!!!
- Rebels against Englandball 'n' fails
- Build ships that sometimes dinnae sink
- Rebels against Englandball 'n' fails again.
- Gets along wi England 'n' at ae toll o' many Scottish 'n' English lives fights 'n' protects the word from Nazi Germany.
- Irelandball - Good friend. We are both Celtic brothers wha're mad at UK fer oppressin' us. But noo he thinks Ah'm ae traitor because Ah decided tae stay.
- New Zealandball - Ah especially like Dunedinball due tae its Scottish flavour.
- Walesball - Celtic brother. But he likes sheep tae much.
- Polandball - UK's plumber. Tis lad has got thoosands o' people in ma clay, 'n' amazin' food tae. Ah cannae understand shite whit he's sayin' though, his language is that hard. But hey, after 100 years yer still ae good friend o' mine.
- Franceball - Former rival o' UK.
- Serbiaball - Named one o' his streets after ma nurse. Good guy.
- Falklandsball - Don't let Argentina push ye aboot.
- EUball - Ah'm helpin' UK stop Brexit (damn prime minister opposes dae over). BUT NO BANNIN MEMES!
- UKball - We are tryin' tae help him get ae Brexit dae over or at least ae good deal.
Bostonball - Stout Shako fer two refined!?
- Englandball - Wait, A've just decided tae stay an' noo yer gonny get rebellious?! Really? We fought th'gither as brothers in WW2! Yer also mah football rival, though we rarely play games th'gither much nowadays.
- Northern Irelandball - Stop opressen ma brother an' fren!
- Theresa May - Let us hae Brexit dae over!
- Margaret Thatcher - Good riddance. Ding dong dee witch es deid.
- Argentinaball - He ALWAYS gave shame tae the Falkland's name!
- Lokotball - Flag Stealer! He is ae Nazibaw wha've just reversed the colours but still AE FLAG STEALIN' NAZI!
- Nazi Germanyball - England an' Ah lost ae lot o' oor blood an' money because o' ye. We won in dee end though.