|“||I AM THE DEVIL, BEWARE SONS OF ABRAHAM!||”|
|“||I SUMMON THEE, DEMONS OF DARKNESS!!||”|
Holy Bible says that Satanball born from God before human borns. He then rebelled against God because he disliked humans, and was cast out of Heaven, ruling over Hell where all evil countries go.
Holy Quran, made by Islam, says that Satanball was created by God before human is exist. They used to be the best creature in universe. When the first ball(Adam) was created, all creatures were commanded by God to bow a knee to Adam. The angels did it but Satan doesn't so God was anggered and drove out him out of heaven. He will distract all balls until the end of time so they will enter hell.
Satanball is called evil and bad almost by everyone, but actually, he just loves when countryballs show their wicked and selfish side and enjoys punishing them. He is an expert in countryball behavior and can predict accurately when a countryball is about to rape other. Many countryballs keep him company in hell but the most notable are Union of South Africaball (for his racism), Spanish Empireball (for greediness), Nazi Germanyball (for hatredness).
- Omsk bird - My puppet who made puppets of his own to create hell on Earthball.
- LaVey Satanismball - My son.
- Trilluminati -
My secret puppet.
- Christianityball - Wants to remove me and opposite of me. Got kicked out of heaven and I've hated him ever since.
- Islamball - Just like Christianityball.
- Hinduismball - Yuo are a good religion and that makes you an enemy.
- Buddhismball - Yuo are also good religion just like the other three above you.
- Atheismball - What!I thought you were my friend but you are against me!
- Moroccoball -YOU STOLE MY FLAG!!!!!!!!!
Who's in Hell Edit
- Sovietball - Is down here with me now, because of the gulag and Holodomor. He makes vodka for me.
- Trilluminati - No no, he's just Right Hand of me.
- Mongol Empireball - For killing many many many innocent people.
- Union of South Africaball - Because of Apartheid Racos,
Most imperial Countryballs, but to name a few:
- Japanese Empireball - Raped, tortured and killed millions of civilians. Even biologically experimented with them too just because. He makes Sushi for me.
Bound to end up here Edit
Some countries have committed such terrible acts that they will instantly be rejected from heaven if they die. Here are few of them.
- Ugandaball - Insane warlord who will pay for his crimes.
- UKball - Turns out to control 1/4 of the world you have to kill some people. About 150 million to be exact
- ISISball - You cooked your own kebab!
- Portugalball - Yuo! Yuo,Boiled, burned and fried people in the name of God. Now I bill do the same to yuo, in the name of...ME! Mwhahaha.
- USAball - Always behind the scene, exterminated nearly all native Americans.