“xaxaxa polan i trick yuo”
Russia-icon Russia after tricking Poland-icon Poland

Russia-icon Russiaball (or Russian Federationball) is a large, Orthodox and stronk countryball in Eurasia and covers more clay on Earth-icon Earthball than any other country.

Russia-icon Russiaball is usually strong, proud, and it got better compared to its old Soviet days, and known for its constant rivalry against USA-icon Pindosiyaball and Germany-icon Germanyball and its worst enemy (and nightmare) is NATO-icon NATOball.

He can into space, and in fact he is the first into space. However, Russia-icon Russiaball is grumpy with the USA-icon USAball and Turkey-icon Turkeyball. Russia-icon Russiaball has fairly good relations with China-icon Chinaball but dislikes Japan-icon Japanball.

He loves (not homosex though) his Slavic family, his best friends are Belarus-icon Belarusball and Kazakhstan-icon Kazakhbrick.

Russiaball is a member of the G20 (Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus that EU-icon Sissies Club. He is starting to be bittersweet relations with USAball.

He is also the 2nd greatest military power in the world.


The Joy of Rus

"Alcoholic" could not even begin to describe Russiaball. Wherever he goes, he carries a bottle of vodka with him. In fact, in Russia, shot glasses don't exist because everyone is expected to down the Vodka in one gulp. St. Vladimir the Great of the Kievan Rus-icon Kievan Rusball was the source of the quote, “Drinking is the Joy of the Rus, we cannot exist without that pleasure”. The ancestors of Russiaball removed Kebab and converted to orthodoxy exactly because kebab removes vodka.

Indeed, the compound known as Ethanol serves a utilitarian purpose in Russian life; they help survive the cold, they can be used as disinfectant, and we do know that ethanol has a high octane rate which was why scientists are so interested in the manufacture of ethanol from waste biomass in order to fuel the upcoming energy crisis. In other words, since Vodka is basically Ethanol, even their tanks can run on Vodka.

During Victory over Europe, Stalin threw a massive party so vast they ran out of Vodka. The last Russian-Empire-icon Imperial and Soviet-icon Communist regimes knew this, and personally managed the sell of ethanol. Ethanol is the centre, life and blood of everything that is Russia. But Russia today is a pretty sad and dilapidated place. Alcoholism continues to accelerate to insane levels, and amongst the very poor who could not even afford a bottle of vodka, they instead turned to Krokodil, which is highly addictive and literally ate your flesh alive like some kind of super-Ebola.

Good Old Times

There is a reason for Russia-icon Russiaball having lost pride in itself and could not manage a single second without vodka:

He used to be a Soviet-icon world-spanning empire that scared even USA-icon USAball. What makes it different from the previous collapse of superpowers like SPQR-icon SPQRball into Italy-icon Italyball was that Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball possessed so much nukes he could EXTERMINATUS the entire Planet many times over.

Everybody, even USA-icon USAball was scared of the might of the Soviet-icon Soviet empire, and almost every Cold War fiction depicted that either the Soviet-icon USSR must necessarily exist and into Space forever, or a war will completely wipe all life on the face of the planet. The only way for Soviet-icon Sovietball to end, was not with a whimper, but with an epic BANG.

Until an idiot named Mikhail Gorbachev took away the Vodka. Gorbachev was the most unpopular of the Soviet leaders; Stalin led Russiaball from a backwater in the nemesis of USA-icon USAball. The epic nuclear war films of world War III, they were all wrong. Russia went with a whimper, reduced to Tricolours with Rusting Rockets. No wonder the current alcohol epidemic of an empire that rotted from within itself.

The Hope of Rus

However, from this background of chaos and Mafias of 1990s rose a KGB agent named Vladimir Putin who promised to make Russiaball a great power once again, negotiating alliances with old friend China-icon Chinaball. Though, he was controversial as well for removing Gays and Kebab from Russian premises, which earned him the ire of that EU-icon Sissies Club. But, thanks to his efforts, now Russia is returning to his former greatness, which was lost after the death of the USSR.


The Rise of Rus Kievan Rus-icon

In the 9th century Slavs-icon Ancient Slavs inhabited the lands that are now Russiaball. On these lands slavs based 2 biggest rus cities at that time: Novgorodball in the north and Kievball in the south. Novgorod was well-developed, strong, very warlike and unruly city, novgorodians fought with all nearby tribes. In the late of 9th century citizens of Novgorodball invited Svealand-icon Vikings to the city. "Our land is large and abundant, but there is no order in it", said novgorodians to them and asked them to become rulers of the Novgorodball. The Vikings agreed. New rulers united southern Kievball and northern Novgorodball and forged them into a nation called Kievan Rus-icon Kievan Rusball. Slowly Svealand-icon Viking rulers adopted native costums and language and were assimilated into Russian society.

In 988 Prince Vladimir Putin converted to Orthodoxyball and his people followed. Kievan Rus-icon Kievan Rusball began trading with Byzantine-icon Byzantiumball. After 1054 when Kievan Rus-icon Kievan Rusball's ruler Yarolslav the Wise died he broke up into a federation of princedoms.

The Mongol Era Mongol Empire-icon

Meanwhile, Europe was attacked by -wait for it- Mongol Empire-icon the Mongols! At first they destroyed towns and massacred the inhabitants but later let the Russian principalities rule themselves as long as they paid tribute.

"Novgorod Republic-icon Lord Novgorodball the Great" (his favorite nickname) however was not invaded, but he wisely decided to voluntary submit to the Mongol Empire-icon Mongol Empireball. While under the mongols, Novgorod Republic-icon Lord Novgorodball the Great decided to annex surrounding territory (in Russiaball annexing territory is a national sport equal to drinking) and his ruler became prince of Moscow in 1263. But it did not stop there, his next rulers also gradually kept annexing large amounts of territory, slowly becoming larger and stronger.

Ivan III (1462 - 1505) removed mongol in 1480 ceasing to be a slave. He also annexed territory. The last indepdent parts of Russiaball were annexed by his son Vasili III thus Russiaball gradually became complete.

Tsardom of Russia Tsardom of Russia-icon

In 1547 he became Tsardom of Russia-icon Tsardom of Russiaball. In the 16th century Tsardom of Russia-icon Russiaball had far more contact with western Europe. Many European craftsmen came to work in Tsardom of Russia-icon Russiaball, England-icon Englandball began trading by sea with him.

In 1533 Ivan the Terrible inhereted the throne of Tsardom of Russia-icon Russiaball, he was crowned Tsar (derived from the Roman Caesar). He also expanded Tsardom of Russia-icon Russiaball territory annexing clay (drinking and annexing are the joy of Rus) mostly from the remains of Mongol Empire-icon Mongol Empireball, HA! TAKE THAT NOOBS! TAKE IT! TAKE IT! YUO DISERVE IT! DON'T MESS WITH RUSKY! GG WP EASY! After that glorious period Ivan became increasingly paranoid degenerating into a tyrant. He killed his own son. He died in 1584. His other son, Theodore, died in 1598 without leaving an heir and Tsardom of Russia-icon Russiaball entered a period of turmoil.

In 1603 a pole man aka "The False Dmitry" claiming to be Ivan the Terrible's youngest son Dmitry appeared. In reality Dmitry died in 1591. He then raised an army and conquered Moscow in 1605. But he was replaced by Prince Vasily Shusky in 1606. Tsardom of Russia-icon Russiaball then descended into anarchy "It's of every vodka for himself!" until a man named Michael Romanov was made tsar of Tsardom of Russia-icon Russiaball, starting the era of the Romanov dynasty that would last for 300 years.

In 1645, Michael Romanov was succeded by his son, Alexis the Most Gentle. During his reign the Ukrainians, who were ruled by the Poles, sought protection from Russia. This event started The Deluge where Poland-Lithuania-icon Poland-Lithuaniaball lost more than half of its population, you had it coming! In 1667 Russia gained all of the Ukraine east of the Dneiper and Kiev and Smolensk.

In 1682 the famous Peter the Great became Tsar. He was determined to bring Russia up to date and turn it into an European nation. In 1696-97 he traveled to the west. He built a navy and in 1696 he captured Azov from Ottoman-icon kebab. Peter encouraged foreign trade, the translation of foreign books into Russian, the building of factories (peasants were conscripted to work in them), introduced the Julian calendar, reformed the Russian government and administration, introduced western dress and banned the Russian nobles (boyars) from wearing beards. When the patriarch died in 1700 Peter refused to replace him. Instead he formed a body called a Holy Synod to head the Russian Orthodox Church.

The church was made subordinate to the Tsar and was meant to serve him. Peter also founded a port in northwest Russia called Saint Petersburg-icon St Petersburg. The new city was built in the years 1703-1712. Vast numbers of peasants were conscripted to do the work and many thousands of them died because of the harsh conditions. Peter also imposed heavy taxation on his people.

In 1700 Peter the Great went to war with DickRhino-icon Swedenball in what became known as The Great Northern War. (Poland-Lithuania-icon Polandball and Denmark-icon Denmarkball were his allies). In 1700 the he was defeated at Neva. However in 1709 DickRhino-icon Swedenball invaded Ukraine-icon Ukraineball and were crushed at the Battle of Poltava. In 1721 he made peace with DickRhino-icon Swedenball gaining Estonia-icon Estonia and land around the Gulf of Finland. (Ingria-icon Ingriaball)

However Peter was less successful against the Ottoman-icon kebab. In 1710 he went to war with them but in 1711 his army was defeated and he was forced to make peace. He was forced to return Azov.

Russian Empire of Vodka RussianEmpire-icon

In 1721 Russia became the RussianEmpire-icon Russian Empireball. After Peter the Great's death in 1725 a few other boring ruler came. But then in 1762 came another Russian jewel: Catherine the Great.

Catherine was german, but she loved Russia as the real rus. Under her reign, The Russian Empire has reached such heyday as under the rule of Peter the Great. Under Catherine's rule RussianEmpire-icon Russian Empireball continued to expand his clay. She fought a successful war with Ottoman-icon kebab in 1768-1774. As a result RussianEmpire-icon Russian Empireball gained land by the Black Sea and in 1783 took Crimea. Ottoman-icon kebab lost still more territory after a war in 1787-1791.

In 1772, RussianEmpire-icon Russian Empireball, Kingdom of Prussia-icon Kingdom of Prussiaball and Austrian Empire-icon Austrian Empireball helped themselves to a slice of Poland-Lithuania-icon Polandball each. RussianEmpire-icon Russian Empireball and Kingdom of Prussia-icon Kingdom of Prussiaball helped themselves to more Poland-Lithuania-icon Polandball each in 1793. Finally in 1795 RussianEmpire-icon Russian Empireball, Kingdom of Prussia-icon Kingdom of Prussiaball and Austrian Empire-icon Austrian Empireball divided up what was left of Poland-Lithuania-icon Polandball between them. By the time Catherine died in 1796 Russia was very powerful.

RussianEmpire-icon Russian Empireball later fought with France-icon Franceball, UK-icon UKball, Ottoman-icon Ottomanball, the Japanese-Empire-icon Japanese Empireball and the German Empire-icon German Empireball.

Communism-icon The Golden Era of Communism Soviet-icon

Main article: Soviet Unionball

In 1918, RussianEmpire-icon Russian Empireball's son, the Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball, made a revolution, killed his dad and proclaimed the government of the proletariat. He himself has many children - Byelorussian SSR-icon Belarusball, Ukrainian SSR-icon Ukraineball and others. In 1941, his "friend", Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball treacherously attacked him, and after 4 years of a fascist himself killed himself when Antifascist coalition with USSR won the war and the Soviet troops already were in Berlin. Signs hero cities have been awarded many of his grandchildren - Sevastopol-icon Sevastopolball, Moscow-icon Moscowball, Saint Petersburg-icon Leningradball, Volgograd Oblast-icon Stalingradball, Murmansk Oblast-icon Murmanskball, Tula Oblast-icon Tulaball, Brest-icon Brestball and others.

In 1962, because of his other Cuba-icon Cubaball nearly started a new, perhaps THE LAST WAR IN OUR HISTORY! In 1986, his daughter Ukrainian SSR-icon Ukraineball did something naughty (more in the article about Ukraine-icon Ukraineball). In 1957, Soviet Unionball and his son Kazakh SSR-icon Kazakhbrick launched the first rocket into space.

Before the Great Patriotic War (in the most of the former Soviet-icon Soviet Union, so called Second World War) the Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball selected for children: Byelorussian SSR-icon Belarusball and Ukrainian SSR-icon Ukraineball of the land of his brother - Poland-icon Polandball (Polish father, a former Kingdom of Poland-icon Polish kingdom) (Poland-icon Polandball - Russia's slavic brother) which was taken by Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball in 1920.

Ruski is not yet lost! Russia-icon

After the death of the father (or murder) Russia-icon Russiaball first behaved more lightly. But after the war in Chechnya-icon Chechnyaball and the two defold, Russiaball pulled himself together and started to build a new life.

In 2014, Russiaball returned his son - Crimea-icon Crimeaball - to his clay, despite the fact that the almost rest of the world was against it.

Russia's history in a nutshell: CONQUEST RUSSIA STRONK!


Друзья (Friends)

  • China-icon Chinaball - Fake Commie!!! Great friend.
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball - Good Brother! But remove Vucic, he likes NATO.
  • India-icon Indiaball - I gib him lots of weapons so he likes me and I like him. Pays lots of monies. Also both in BRICS and SCO together. But y yuo no remob Kebab Pakistan-icon? DEFEND CURRY!
  • Belarus-icon Belarusball - The best friend and little sister. Love her♥
  • Kazakhstan-icon Kazakhbrick - My brother. Kazakstan sometimes lets me use his lawn for launching rockets into space and into anybody he wants removed. Is of good Kebab.
  • Palestine-icon Palestineball - His president was a KGB member in 1984. And this guy is an anti western. I usually help him against Israel-icon USA-icon those Damn jew.
  • Bosnia-icon Croatia-icon Slovenia-icon Balkan Countries - Most of the countries of the Balkans are Russia's brothers and hang out alot. Orthodox STRONK!!!!
  • Greece-icon Greeceball - Is also of orthodox and hates kebab.
  • Brazil-icon Brazilball - Well, they are a part of BRICS, add vodka in their cocktails, and hate the German devil, so why not?
  • Armenia-icon Armeniaball - A loyal friend in the Caucasus region (perhaps only friend there).
  • Iran-icon Iranball I know in the 19th century we were enemies but now we are of best friends and I like him, he also me. We are Strategic Allies, who knows who this works. Your capital Tehran is very big and cultureful I like it. Xaxaxa and We hate this capitalist Idiotic pig and NATO.
  • Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball - Brother and one of my best friends. Even if Bulgariaball is in Nato and EU. But this makes him confused.
  • Egypt-icon Egyptball - Recently insane, relationships since I helpings him to remove kosher when I was of USSR long time of both helpings each other out , always of visiting Egypt-icon Egyptball in vacation, she is makings me room in his new canal, of supporting christianity in there helped him in his canal war, of likings him cause he was independent and anti-imperialist policy earned him enthusiastic support from the Communist government of the USSR.
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball - Good friend but stop calling me Soviet-icon Soviet, am Russia. Soviet-icon Soviet is of my past self. Soon Soviet will return, Comrade!
  • Cuba-icon Cubaball - Another comrade friend, so same with Vietnam.
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Even though we both claim the North Pole, he is a good diplomatic friend and we both love hockey rival, never forgetting 1972! Honestly I like Canada, he is nice... The only fault of Canada-icon Canada Is That he Is The Brother Of That Arrogant... (I'm Talking To You USA-icon America.)

Друго-враги/Нейтрален (Frenemies/Neutral)

  • Poland-icon Polandball - Silly western pigski who are easy to bully. ХАХАХАХАХА, polen cannot into space! But we both can into vodka and we both like to bully and troll gays and Ukraine-icon Hochland and also both equally strong hate Krauts. Also remove that rocket defense from yuor clay or nukes will of strike Warsawball!
  • Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball - I helped him into space but I've commited a crim to him by shootings down his plane. I'm sorry for shootings down your plane and btw, lets recognize Crimea as part of me.
  • Japan-icon Japanball - Worthy opponent. Our book Lolita is number one bestseller there. Now a loyal bondage slave of the German devil. I am never givings Kuril! Plus His flag is literally a surrender flag! XAXAXAXAXAXAXA!
  • Moldova-icon Moldovaball - Ooh, so you're president said that your best friend's is me and turkey?? alright, were gonna be best friends now~
  • Macedonia-icon Macedoniaball - Doesn't want him to be with Bulgariaball, Greece and EU, nor Serbiaball, nor Albania.
  • France-icon Franceball - You're part of EU, a Homosex lover, and a Catholic, but are prayers are with you of heplings you remove ISIS-icon terrorist.
  • USA-icon USAball - So..., you elected Trump huh? THATS GREAT!!! We can beings friends now. (but I'm still a bit pissed off about Syria-icon Syria).BUT I AM STILL WATCHING YOU BECAUSE OF COLD WAR AND IF YOU HATE ME AGAIN I WILL WAR ON YOU AGAIN!!!

Ублюдки/Враги (Bastards/Enemies)

  • Germany-icon Germanyball, EU-icon The Sissies Club and NATO-icon NATOball - Антихристы. Зло, родители которых - шлюха Вавилона и Сатана. Злейшие враги славянской расы. УБРАТЬ ТЕВТОНСКИХ РЫЦАРЕЙ, УНИЧТОЖИТЬ ПРУССИЮ, УНИЧТОЖИТЬ АНШЛЮС, УНИЧТОЖИТЬ НАЦИЗМ! УНИЧТОЖИТЬ ГЕЙФРИЦЕВ, ИХ КЕБАБСКИХ СОЮЗНИКОВ И МАЛЕНЬКИХ ЧЕРТЕЙ МАРОККО, АМЕРИКИ И ИЗРАИЛЯ! РУССКАЯ СЛАВЯНСКАЯ ЗИМА И ПРАВОСЛАВИЕ СТРОНГ, СТАЛИНГРАДСКАЯ БИТВА — ЛУЧШИЙ ДЕНЬ В МОЕЙ ЖИЗНИ! АЛЕКСАНДР НЕВСКИЙ ДОЛЖЕН ВЕРНУТЬСЯ, ЧТОБЫ ОТПРАВИТЬ ГЕЙФРИЦЕВ И КЕБАБОВ ОБРАТНО В АД!! ХВАТИТ ОБИЖАТЬ ВЕЛИКОБРИТАНИЮ! МАТУШКА РОССИЯ СТРОНГ!!! Best drinking buddies ever. Now we have a good relationship. Really, because Putin said so, therefore it's right. If Putin said it, therefore it must be true, i trust him - he's good guy and best president.
  • Ukraine-icon Hochlandball - we are family, but...ХАХАХАХАХАХА!!! КРЫМ НАШ!!! Я ЗАБРАЛ У ТЕБЯ КРЫМ И ТЕПЕРЬ ВСЮ ОСТАЛЬНУЮ ГЛИНУ ВОЗЬМУ!!! Но Львов брать не буду. ПОТОМУ ЧТО ЛЬВОВ - ПОЛЬСКАЯ ГЛИНА!!! АХАХАХАХ ХОХЛЯНДИЯ!!! GIVE INDEPENDENCE TO NOVOROSSIYA!AND LET ME ANCHLUSS THEM! KHARKOV ,KIEV, ODESSA, ALL UKRAINE CLAY IS RIGHTEOUS ROSSIYA CLAY!!!!!!!! Runaway EU Peasant. Traitorous apostates who hate us because Natalia Poklonskaya used her Slavic sexiness to Anschluss free Crimea.AND GET OFF THE FENCE! And so, all is fine)
  • Vatican-icon Vaticanball and Italy-icon Italyball - Orthodox Christianity only Christianity! Catholicism is HERESY made by Romans!

  • Finland-icon Finlandball - Used to be my clay after I anschluss him from Sweden. He is also my second worst fear. At least he can into vodka. Renegade province. BUT I AM NOT GIVING KARAELIA BACK! (Because you stole my vodka, Cyka Blyat!)
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - СЛУШАЙТЕ, ВЫ ПРИШЛИ НЕ ТУДА, СУКА.Since NATO pigskis not doing anything to stop this thing it's up to Mother Russia to save the day.
  • Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball - Stop bullying Armeniaball or else I will remove yuo! I do gib him weapons though, but shh...don't tell Armen...
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - This guy thinks I'm his best friend, but no. He is a fake friend because he is a Ally of Evil USA-icon USAball and is offended when I support my loyal best friends Armenia-icon Armeniaball and Iran-icon Iranball. Stop taking me Away from Iran and Armenia because these are my Important Allies, not like yuo which is already an Ally of Evil USA-icon USAball.
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - Please shut up about your nukes or I will into removing yuo. I want to hold the World Cup next year, if you declare war or throw one of those bombs at someone, the World Cup will be canceled and everyone will have to go to war, a Third World War. So ... do not do anything now !!!! The only reason you still exist is that I do not want the yanks near my eastern border, you're just a puppet to let them away from me.
  • Romania-icon Romaniaball - Moldova is of my rightful clay, same with the rest of Bessarabia!



Slavic family.

Federal Subjects

Russiaball map


  • Adygea-icon Adygeaball - Huh? Some caucasian republic, right? I should merge you with Krasnodar.
  • Altai-icon Altaiball - these are the mountains I am talking about! Not some crappy Alps.
  • Bashkortostan-icon Bashkortostanball - Go play with your brat Tatarstanball. I know yuo love him.
  • Buryatia-icon Buryatiaball - Ah, my lovely natural Baikal
  • Chechnya-icon Chechnyaball - Did you just say you want independence huh? (Chechnyaball tries to stab Russiaball) Oh sh*t, sh*t, sh*t STOP! (Russiaball blocks Chechnyaball in a cage) You are staying with me. I will help you restore Grozny but that's it! Mychechnya!
  • Chuvashia-icon Chuvashiaball - My own beer brewery, xaxaxa, let's get waisted, druzya!
  • Dagestan-icon Dagestanball - I hope that we will not repeat the Chechnya story with you, right?
  • Ingushetia-icon Ingushetiaball - Another Caucasian republic. A small place
  • Kabardino-Balkaria-icon Kabardino-Balkariaball - Ah, the mountains...
  • Kalmykia-icon Kalmykiaball - Calm, buddhist place, love to visit for meditation from my bustling city of Moscow.
  • Karachay-Cherkessia-icon Karachay-Cherkessiaball - A caucasian that has Molybdenum, whatever that is.
  • Karelia-icon Kareliaball - My Finnistan; gorgeous nature.
  • Khakassia-icon Khakassiaball - Siberian republic. Good in ore mining and loves its megaliths.
  • Komi-icon Komiball - Why did you choose such a difficult name for your capital?! Syk-syktyv-syktyvak-syktyvark...Ah screw it! And why do you think that ö is the superior letter? German dots are the most inferior!
  • Mari El-icon Mari Elball - Produces all kinds of machines and can work nicely with metals. Every time I say "Yoshkar-Ola" Mario fans get excited, I wonder why...
  • Mordovia-icon Mordoviaball - Yeah, I need those chemicals to do warings, make more.
  • North Ossetia–Alania-icon North Ossetia–Alaniaball - Soon...soon I will unite you with South Ossetia! Georgia, you have nothing against this, right? XAXAXAXA
  • Tatarstan-icon Tatarstanball - My industrial republic! Still a bit grumpy about the Golden Horde-icon Golden Horde.
  • Tuva-icon Tuvaball - I know that you like Mongolia, but you are staying here.
  • Udmurtia-icon Udmurtiaball - Oooh! Redheads!
  • Yakutia-icon Yakutiaball - The largest subnational gov. body ever, even my children are largest in the world, xaxaxa! And my coldest region so far. Canada and Norway are nowhere close to me in the freezing departament, xa! Even cows wear bra there to keep warm.


  • Altai Krai-icon Altaiball - Wait, didn't I mention you already? Ah, that was the republic. Barnauuuul!
  • Kamchatka-icon Kamchatkaball - The best caviar in the world!
  • Khabarovsk Krai-icon Khabarovskball - Far East - best East!
  • Krasnodar Krai-icon Krasnodarball - My summer tourism place & Sochi olympics!
  • Krasnoyarsk Krai-icon Krasnoyarskball - Not to be confused with Krasnodar, this is Siberia. Does a lot of refining and hydropower.
  • Perm Krai-icon Permball - Gib more oil please.
  • Primorsky Krai-icon Primorskyball - End stop of the Trans-Siberian railway and home to the port of Vladivostok. We get our anime shipped through there.
  • Stavropol-icon Stavropolball - Agriculture is beautiful, isn't it? Sanctions against western pigdog food will only help us! Help the environment - eat locally! (Oh shit, this is going so wrong, sorry Stavropol)
  • Zabaykalsky-icon Zabaykalskyball - Gib Uranium, I want more warheads!


Federal Cities

  • Moscow-icon Moscowball - The most spectacular capital in the whole world! This is what a real capital city looks like.
  • Saint Petersburg-icon Saint Petersburgball - My glorious gem! Often called the Northern Capital and the cultural centre of Russia!
  • Sevastopol-icon Sevastopolball - Shh, Hochland, this is my port now, XAXAXA.

Autonomous Okrugs

  • Chukotka-icon Chukotkaball - Far eastern okrug, I don't contact with him a lot. Better leave him alone to his chukcha business.
  • Nenets-icon Nenetsball - Tell other subjects the secret of having a high GDP per capita.
  • Khanty-Mansi-icon Khanty–Mansiball - Oil okrug! But Khanty, you know that you should give away all oilmoney to papa and sister Moscow, no complains!
  • Yamalo-Nenets-icon Yamalo-Nenetsball - Gas okrug! Gazprom's playground.

Autonomous Oblast





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