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Russia-icon Russia is of bully!!!”
―Everyone that Russia-icon Russiaball bullies whilst getting bullied by him
“Thunder and Lightning it's getting exciting!”
Russia-icon Russia on Eurovision 2016(before being dramatically defeated by Ukraine-icon Ukraineball)
“ Fuck my economy!”
―sanctioned
“xaxaxa polan i trick yuo”
Russia-icon Russia after tricking Poland-icon Polan


Russia-icon Russiaball (or Russian Federationball) is a large, Orthodox and stronk countryball in Eurasia and covers more clay on Earth-icon Earthball than any other country.

Russia-icon Russiaball is usually strong, proudly, and it got better compared to its old Soviet days, and known for its constant rivalry against USA-icon Pindosiyaball and Germany-icon Germanyball and it's worst enemy (And nightmare) is NATO-icon NATOball.

He can into space, and in fact he is the first into space. However, Russia-icon Russiaball is grumpy with the USA-icon USAball and Turkey-icon Turkeyball. Russia-icon Russiaball has fairly good relations with China-icon Chinaball but dislikes Japan-icon Japanball.

He loves (not homosex though) his Slavic family and his sister Belarus-icon Belarusball and his friend Kazakhstan-icon Kazakhbrick.

Russiaball is a member of the G20 (Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon EUball. He is starting to be friends with USAball.

He is also the 2nd greatest military power in the world.

Personality

The Joy of Rus

"Alcoholic" could not even begin to describe Russia-icon Russiaball. Wherever he goes, he carries a bottle of vodka with him. In fact, in Russia-icon Russia, shot glasses don't exist because everyone is expected to down the Vodka in one gulp. St. Vladimir the Great of the Kievan Rus-icon Kievan Rusball was the source of the quote, “Drinking is the Joy of the Rus, we cannot exist without that pleasure”. The ancestors of Russia-icon Russiaball removed Kebab and converted to orthodoxy exactly because kebab removes vodka.

Indeed, the compound known as Ethanol serves a utilitarian purpose in Russian life; they help survive the cold, they can be used as disinfectant, and we do know that ethanol has a high octane rate which was why scientists are so interested in the manufacture of ethanol from waste biomass in order to fuel the upcoming energy crisis. In other words, since Vodka is basically Ethanol, even their tanks can run on Vodka.

During Victory over Europe, Stalin threw a massive party so vast they ran out of Vodka. The last Russian-Empire-icon Imperial and Soviet-icon Communist regimes knew this, and personally managed the sell of ethanol. Ethanol is the centre, life and blood of everything that is Russia-icon Russia. But Russia-icon Russia today is a pretty sad and dilapidated place. Alcoholism continues to accelerate to insane levels, and amongst the very poor who could not even afford a bottle of vodka, they instead turned to Krokodil, which is highly addictive and literally ate your flesh alive like some kind of super-Ebola.

Good Old Times

There is a reason for Russia-icon Russiaball having lost pride in itself and could not manage a single second without vodka:

He used to be a Soviet-icon world-spanning empire that scared even USA-icon USAball. What makes it different from the previous collapse of superpowers like SPQR-icon SPQRball into Italy-icon Italyball was that Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball possessed so much nukes he could EXTERMINATUS the entire Planet many times over.

Everybody, even USA-icon USAball was scared of the might of the Soviet-icon Soviet empire, and almost every Cold War fiction depicted that either the Soviet-icon USSR must necessarily exist and into Space forever, or a war will completely wipe all life on the face of the planet. The only way for Soviet-icon Sovietball to end, was not with a whimper, but with an epic BANG.

Until an idiot named Mikhail Gorbachev took away the Vodka. Gorbachev was the most unpopular of the Soviet leaders; Stalin led Russia-icon Russiaball from a backwater in the nemesis of USA-icon USAball. The epic nuclear war films of world War III, they were all wrong. Russia-icon Russia went with a whimper, reduced to Tricolours with Rusting Rockets. No wonder the current alcohol epidemic of an empire that rotted from within itself.

The Hope of Rus

However, from this background of chaos and Mafias rose a KGB agent named Vladimir Putin who promised to make Russia-icon Russiaball a great power once again, negotiating alliances with old friend China-icon Chinaball. Though, he was controversial as well for removing Gays and Kebab from Russian premises, which earned him the ire of EU-icon EUball.

History

The Rise of Rus

In the 9th century Slavs-icon Ancient Slavs inhabited the lands that are now Russia-icon Russiaball. In the late 9th century Svealand-icon Vikings captured Novgorodball and Kievball and forged them into a nation called Kievan Rus-icon Kievan Rusball. Slowly Svealand-icon Viking rulers adopted native costums and language and were assimilated into Russian society.

In 988 Prince Vladimir Putin converted to Orthodoxyball and his people followed. Kievan Rus-icon Kievan Rusball began trading with Byzantine-icon Byzantiumball. After 1054 when Kievan Rus-icon Kievan Rusball's ruler Yarolslav the Wise died he broke up into a federation of princedoms.

The Mongol Era

Meanwhile, Europe was attacked by -wait for it- Mongol Empire-icon the Mongols! At first they destroyed towns and massacred the inhabitants but later let the Russian principalities rule themselves as long as they paid tribute.

"Novgorod Republic-icon Lord Novgorodball the Great" (his favorite nickname) however was not invaded, but he wisely decided to voluntary submit to the Mongol Empire-icon Mongol Empireball. While under the mongols, Novgorod Republic-icon Lord Novgorodball the Great decided to annex surrounding territory (in Russia-icon Russiaball annexing territory is a national sport equal to drinking) and his ruler became prince of Moscow in 1263. But it did not stop there, his next rulers also gradually kept annexing large amounts of territory, slowly becoming larger and stronger.

Ivan III (1462 - 1505) removed mongol in 1480 ceasing to be a slave. He also annexed territory. The last indepdent parts of Russia-icon Russiaball were annexed by his son Vasili III thus Russia-icon Russiaball gradually became complete.

Tsardom of Russia-icon Tsardom of Russia Tsardom of Russia-icon

In 1547 he became Tsardom of Russia-icon Tsardom of Russiaball. In the 16th century Tsardom of Russia-icon Russiaball had far more contact with western Europe. Many European craftsmen came to work in Tsardom of Russia-icon Russiaball, England-icon Englandball began trading by sea with him.

In 1533 Ivan the Terrible inhereted the throne of Tsardom of Russia-icon Russiaball, he was crowned Tsar (derived from the Roman Caesar). He also expanded Tsardom of Russia-icon Russiaball territory annexing clay (drinking and annexing are the joy of Rus) mostly from the remains of Mongol Empire-icon Mongol Empireball, HA! TAKE THAT NOOBS! TAKE IT! TAKE IT! YUO DISERVE IT! DON'T MESS WITH RUSKY! GG WP EASY! After that glorious period Ivan became increasingly paranoid degenerating into a tyrant. He killed his own son. He died in 1584. His other son, Theodore, died in 1598 without leaving an heir and Tsardom of Russia-icon Russiaball entered a period of turmoil.

In 1603 a man aka "The False Dmitry" claiming to be Ivan the Terrible's youngest son Dmitry appeared. In reality Dmitry died in 1591. He then raised an army and conquered Moscow in 1605. But he was replaced by Prince Vasily Shusky in 1606. Tsardom of Russia-icon Russiaball then descended into anarchy "It's of every vodka for himself!" until a man named Michael Romanov was made tsar of Tsardom of Russia-icon Russiaball, starting the era of the Romanov dynasty that would last for 300 years.

In 1645, Michael Romanov was succeded by his son, Alexis the Most Gentle. During his reign the Ukrainians, who were ruled by the Poles, sought protection from Russia. This event started The Deluge where Poland-Lithuania-icon Poland-Lithuaniaball lost more than half of its population, you had it coming! In 1667 Russia gained all of the Ukraine east of the Dneiper and Kiev and Smolensk.

In 1682 the famous Peter the Great became Tsar. He was determined to bring Russia up to date and turn it into an European nation. In 1696-97 he traveled to the west. He built a navy and in 1696 he captured Azov from Ottoman-icon kebab. Peter encouraged foreign trade, the translation of foreign books into Russian, the building of factories (peasants were conscripted to work in them), introduced the Julian calendar, reformed the Russian government and administration, introduced western dress and banned the Russian nobles (boyars) from wearing beards. When the patriarch died in 1700 Peter refused to replace him. Instead he formed a body called a Holy Synod to head the Russian Orthodox Church.

The church was made subordinate to the Tsar and was meant to serve him. Peter also founded a port in northwest Tsardom of Russia-icon Russia called Saint Petersburg-icon St Petersburg. The new city was built in the years 1703-1712. Vast numbers of peasants were conscripted to do the work and many thousands of them died because of the harsh conditions. Peter also imposed heavy taxation on his people.

In 1700 Peter the Great went to war with DickRhino-icon Swedenball in what became known as The Great Northern War. (Poland-Lithuania-icon Polandball and Denmark-icon Denmarkball were his allies). In 1700 the he was defeated at Neva. However in 1709 DickRhino-icon Swedenball invaded Ukraine-icon Ukraineball and were crushed at the Battle of Poltava. In 1721 he made peace with DickRhino-icon Swedenball gaining Estonia-icon Estonia and land around the Gulf of Finland. (Ingria-icon Ingriaball)

However Peter was less successful against the Ottoman-icon kebab. In 1710 he went to war with them but in 1711 his army was defeated and he was forced to make peace. He was forced to return Azov.

RussianEmpire-icon Russian Empire of Vodka

In 1721 Russia became the RussianEmpire-icon Russian Empireball. After Peter the Great's death in 1725 a few other boring ruler came. But then in 1762 came another Russian jewel: Catherine the Great.

Under her reign RussianEmpire-icon Russian Empireball continued to expand his clay. She fought a successful war with Ottoman-icon kebab in 1768-1774. As a result RussianEmpire-icon Russian Empireball gained land by the Black Sea and in 1783 took Crimea. Ottoman-icon kebab lost still more territory after a war in 1787-1791.

In 1772, RussianEmpire-icon Russian Empireball, Kingdom of Prussia-icon Kingdom of Prussiaball and Austrian Empire-icon Austrian Empireball helped themselves to a slice of Poland-Lithuania-icon Polandball each. RussianEmpire-icon Russian Empireball and Kingdom of Prussia-icon Kingdom of Prussiaball helped themselves to more Poland-Lithuania-icon Polandball each in 1793. Finally in 1795 RussianEmpire-icon Russian Empireball, Kingdom of Prussia-icon Kingdom of Prussiaball and Austrian Empire-icon Austrian Empireball divided up what was left of Poland-Lithuania-icon Polandball between them. By the time Catherine died in 1796 Russia was very powerful.

RussianEmpire-icon Russian Empireball later fought with France-icon Franceball, UK-icon UKball, Ottoman-icon Ottomanball, the Japanese-Empire-icon Japanese Empireball and the German Empire-icon German Empireball.

Communism-icon The Golden Era of Communism Communism-icon

In 1918, RussianEmpire-icon Russian Empireball's son, the Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball, killed him. He himself has many children - Byelorussian SSR-icon Belarusball, Ukrainian SSR-icon Ukraineball and others. In 1941, his "friend", Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball treacherously attacked him, and after 4 years of a fascist himself killed himself by declaring that War. Signs hero cities have been awarded many of his grandchildren - Sevastopol-icon Sevastopolball, Moscow-icon Moscowball, Saint Petersburg-icon Leningradball, Volgograd Oblast-icon Stalingradball, Murmansk Oblast-icon Murmanskball, Tula Oblast-icon Tulaball, Brest-icon Brestball and others.

In 1962, because of his other Cuba-icon Cubaball nearly started a new, perhaps THE LAST WAR IN OUR HISTORY! In 1986, his daughter Ukrainian SSR-icon Ukraineball did something naughty (more in the article about Ukraine-icon Ukraineball). In 1957, Soviet Unionball and his son Kazakh SSR-icon Kazakhbrick launched the first rocket into space.

Before the Great Patriotic War (in the most of the former Soviet-icon Soviet Union, so called Second World War) the Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball selected for children: Byelorussian SSR-icon Belarusball and Ukrainian SSR-icon Ukraineball of the land of his brother - Poland-icon Polandball (Polish father, a former Kingdom of Poland-icon Polish kingdom) (Poland-icon Polandball - Russia's slavic brother) which was taken by Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball in 1920.

Ruski is not yet lost!

After the death of the father (or murder) Russia-icon Russiaball first behaved more lightly. But after the war in Chechnya-icon Chechnyaball and the two defold, Russia-icon Russiaball pulled himself together and started to build a new life.

In 2014, Russia-icon Russiaball returned his brother - Crimea-icon Crimeaball - to his clay, despite the fact that the almost rest of the world was against it.

Russia's history in a nutshell: CONQUEST RUSSIA STRONK!

Relationships

Друзья (Friends)

  • China-icon Chinaball - Old commie buddies! Great friend.
  • India-icon Indiaball - I gib him lots of weapons so he likes me and I like him. Pays lots of monies. Also both in BRICS together. But y yuo no remob Kebab Pakistan-icon?DEFEND CURRY!
  • Belarus-icon Belarusball - The best friend and little sister.Russia:Belarus!Join me or die!Belarus:Wow okay!
  • Kazakhstan-icon Kazakhbrick - My son. Kazakstan sometimes lets me use his lawn for launching rockets into space and into anybody he wants removed. Is of good Kebab.
  • Turkey-icon Kebab - Will be great allies! unless you fight against Syria-icon Assad.
  • Bosnia-icon Croatia-icon Greece-icon Romania-icon Slovenia-icon Balkan Countries - Most of the countries of the Balkans are Russia's brothers (except Greece and Romania but they also good friends, I guess) and hang out alot. Orthodox STROK!!!!
  • Brazil-icon Brazilball - Well, they are a part of BRICS, add vodka in their cocktails, and hate the German devil, so why not?
  • Armenia-icon Armeniaball - A loyal friend in the Caucasus region (perhaps only friend there).
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball - Best brother! Great helpings against capitalist American pig, and know truth about new world order NATO!
  • Iran-icon Iranball I know in the 19th century we were enemies but now we are of best friends and I like him, he also me. We are Strategic Allies, who knows who this works. Your capital Tehran is very big and cultureful I like it. Xaxaxa and We hate this capitalist Idiotic pig and NATO.
  • Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball - Brother and one of my best friends. Even if Bulgariaball is in Nato and EU. But this makes him confused.
  • Egypt-icon Egyptball - Recently insane, relationships since USSR, soviet long time of both helpings each other out , always of visiting Egypt-icon Egyptball in vacation, she is makings me room in his new canal, of supporting christianity in there helped him in his canal war, of likings him cause he was independent and anti-imperialist policy earned him enthusiastic support from the Communist government of the USSR.
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball - Good friend but stop calling me Soviet-icon Soviet, am Russia. Soviet-icon Soviet is of my past self. Soon Soviet will return, Comrade!
  • Cuba-icon Cubaball - Another comrade friend, so same with Vietnam.
  • USA-icon USAball - So..., you elected Trump huh? THATS GREAT!!! We can beings friends now. (but I'm still a bit pissed off about Syria-icon Syria).
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Even though we both claim the North Pole, he is a good diplomatic friend and we both love hockey rival, never forgetting 1972! Honestly I like Canada, she is nice... The only fault of Canada-icon Canada Is That he Is The Brother Of That Arrogant... (I'm Talking To You USA-icon America.)
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - June 12 is me and little comrade's special day! Russia day for me and independence for him. I gib him old useless cold war weapons. Also we will can into commie soon.

Друго-враги/Нейтрален (Frenemies/Neutral)

  • Poland-icon Polandball - Silly western pigski who are easy to bully. ХАХАХАХАХА, polen cannot into space! But we both can into vodka and we both like to bully and troll gays and Ukraine-icon Hochland and also both equally strong hate Krauts. Also remove that rocket defense from yuor clay or nukes will of strike Warsawball!
  • Japan-icon Japanball - Worthy opponent. Our book Lolita is number one bestseller there. Now a loyal bondage slave of the German devil. I am never givings Kuril! Plus His flag is literally a surrender flag! XAXAXAXAXAXAXA!
  • Moldova-icon Moldovaball - Doesn't want her to be with Romaniaball and EU, nor Ukraineball.
  • Macedonia-icon Macedoniaball - Doesn't want him to be with Bulgariaball, Greece and EU, nor Serbiaball, nor Albania.
  • France-icon Franceball - You're part of EU, a Homosex lover, and a Catholic, but are prayers are with you of heplings you remove ISIS-icon terrorist.

Ублюдки/Враги (Bastards/Enemies)

  • Germany-icon Germanyball, EU-icon Merkelreichtangle and NATO-icon NATOball - Антихристы. Зло, родители которых - шлюха Вавилона и Сатана. Злейшие враги славянской расы. УБРАТЬ ТЕВТОНСКИХ РЫЦАРЕЙ, УНИЧТОЖИТЬ ПРУССИЮ, УНИЧТОЖИТЬ АНШЛЮС, УНИЧТОЖИТЬ НАЦИЗМ! УНИЧТОЖИТЬ ГЕЙФРИЦЕВ, ИХ КЕБАБСКИХ СОЮЗНИКОВ И МАЛЕНЬКИХ ЧЕРТЕЙ МАРОККО, АМЕРИКИ И ИЗРАИЛЯ! РУССКАЯ СЛАВЯНСКАЯ ЗИМА И ПРАВОСЛАВИЕ СТРОНГ, СТАЛИНГРАДСКАЯ БИТВА — ЛУЧШИЙ ДЕНЬ В МОЕЙ ЖИЗНИ! АЛЕКСАНДР НЕВСКИЙ ДОЛЖЕН ВЕРНУТЬСЯ, ЧТОБЫ ОТПРАВИТЬ ГЕЙФРИЦЕВ И КЕБАБОВ ОБРАТНО В АД!! ХВАТИТ ОБИЖАТЬ ВЕЛИКОБРИТАНИЮ! МАТУШКА РОССИЯ СТРОНГ!!! Best drinking buddies ever. Really, because Putin said so, therefore it's right. If Putin said it, therefore it must be true.
  • Ukraine-icon Hochlandball - ХАХАХАХАХАХА!!! Я УКРАЛ У ТЕБЯ КРЫМ И ТЕПЕРЬ ПОЧТИ ВСЮ ОСТАЛЬНУЮ ГЛИНУ ВОЗЬМУ!!! Но Львов брать не буду. ПОТОМУ ЧТО ЛЬВОВ - ПОЛЬСКАЯ ГЛИНА!!! ГОЛОДОМОР - ЛУЧШИЙ ДЕНЬ В МОЕЙ ЖИЗНИ!!! АМ НЯМ ХОХЛАНД!!! GIVE INDEPENDENCE TO NOVOROSSIYA!AND LET ME ANCHLUSS THEM! KHARKOV ,KIEV, ALL UKRAINE CLAY IS RIGHTEOUS ROSSIYA CLAY!!!!!!!! Runaway EU Peasant. Traitorous apostates who hate us because Natalia Poklonskaya used her Slavic sexiness to Anschliss free Crimea.AND GET OFF THE FENCE!
  • Vatican-icon Vaticanball and Italy-icon Italyball - Orthodox Christianity only Christianity! Catholicism is HERESY made by Romans!
  • Mongolia-icon Mongoliaball - Worst fear. 1237 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!! I SUFFERED BULLYING WHEN I WAS A KID ... HE STUCK MY HEAD IN THE TOILET, STOLE MY LUNCH MONEY AND BEATED ME IN SCHOOL. BUT NOW AM OF STRONKEST THAN YUO. XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!! Wait, you say I have Mongols in me? OH SHITSHITSHIT!

  • Finland-icon Finlandball - Used to be my clay after I anschluss him from Sweden. He is also my second worst fear. At least he can into vodka. Renegade province. BUT I AM NOT GIVING KARAELIA BACK! (Because you stole my vodka, Cyka Blyat!)
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - СЛУШАЙТЕ, ЧТО ВЫ СКАЗЫВАЛИСЬ СОБАКОЙ ДУХИ, КАК СРАЗУ ПРИШЛИТЕСЬ С ПЕТЕРБУРГОМ, ВЫ ПРИХОДИЛИ НА НЕПРАВИЛЬНО СОСЕДНУЮ СУКА, ВЫ ПРОСЛУШАЛИ РОССИЙСКИЙ МЕДВЕДЬ,Since NATO pigskis not doing anything to stop this thing it's up to Mother Russia to save the day.
  • Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball - Stop bullying Armeniaball or else I will remove yuo!
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - Please shut up about your nukes or I will into removing yuo.
  • Lithuania-icon Lithuaniaball - American puppet pigs! Always can into independance!

Family

Slavic family

The slavic family.

Federal Subjects

Administrative divisions of the federal subjects of Russiaball

Administrative divisions of the federal subjects of Russiaball

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  • Adygea-icon Adygeaball - Huh? Some caucasian republic, right? I should merge you with Krasnodar.
  • Altai-icon Altaiball - these are the mountains I am talking about! Not some crappy Alps.
  • Bashkortostan-icon Bashkortostanball - OMG some Mongolia inside me!
  • Buryatia-icon Buryatiaball - Ah, my lovely natural Baikal
  • Chechnya-icon Chechnyaball - Did you just say you want independence huh? Oh sh*t, sh*t, sh*t STOP! You are staying with me. I will help you restore Grozny but that's it! Mychechnya!
  • Chuvashia-icon Chuvashiaball - My own beer brewery, xaxaxa, let's get waisted, druzya!
  • Crimea-icon Crimeaball - It was a democratic referendum and Crimea is Russian, that's it! End of discussion! XAXAXA UKRAINE? MYKRAINE! STUPID WESTERN PIGDOGS CANNOT ACKNOWLEDGE FACTS, IT WAS NOT OF ANNEXATION! TOTALLY NO POLITICS AND SHOWCASE OF POWER! ONLY OPRESSED RUSSIAN MINORITY! SHUT UP! I OF NOT DESERVINGS SANCTIONS! I SANCTION YUO BACK! MUAHAHAHA!
  • Dagestan-icon Dagestanball - I hope that we will not repeat the Chechnya story with you, right?
  • Ingushetia-icon Ingushetiaball - Another Caucasian republic. A small place
  • Kabardino-Balkaria-icon Kabardino-Balkariaball - Ah, the mountains...
  • Kalmykia-icon Kalmykiaball - Calm, buddhist place, love to visit for meditation from my bustling city of Moscow.
  • Karachay-Cherkessia-icon Karachay-Cherkessiaball - A caucasian that has Molybdenum, whatever that is.
  • Karelia-icon Kareliaball - My Finnistan; gorgeous nature.
  • Khakassia-icon Khakassiaball - Siberian republic. Good in ore mining and loves its megaliths.
  • Komi-icon Komiball - Why did you choose such a difficult name for your capital?! Syk-syktyv-syktyvak-syktyvark...Ah screw it! And why do you think that ö is the superior letter? German dots are the most inferior!
  • Mari El-icon Mari Elball - Produces all kinds of machines and can work nicely with metals. Every time I say "Yoshkar-Ola" Mario fans get excited, I wonder why...
  • Mordovia-icon Mordoviaball - Yeah, I need those chemicals to do warings, make more.
  • North Ossetia–Alania-icon North Ossetia–Alaniaball - Soon...soon I will unite you with South Ossetia! Georgia, you have nothing against this, right? XAXAXAXA
  • Tatarstan-icon Tatarstanball - My industrial republic! Still a bit grumpy about the Golden Horde-icon Golden Horde.
  • Tuva-icon Tuvaball - I know that you like Mongolia, but you are staying here.
  • Udmurtia-icon Udmurtiaball - Oooh! Redheads!
  • Yakutia-icon Yakutiaball - The largest subnational gov. body ever, even my children are largest in the world, xaxaxa! And my coldest region so far. Canada and Norway are nowhere close to me in the freezing departament, xa! Even cows wear bra there to keep warm.
  • Altai Krai-icon Altaiball - Wait, didn't I mention you already? Ah, that was the republic. Barnauuuul!
  • Kamchatka-icon Kamchatkaball - The best caviar in the world!
  • Khabarovsk Krai-icon Khabarovskball - Far East - best East!
  • Krasnodar Krai-icon Krasnodarball - My summer tourism place & Sochi olympics!
  • Krasnoyarsk Krai-icon Krasnoyarskball - Not to be confused with Krasnodar, this is Siberia. Does a lot of refining and hydropower.
  • Primorsky Krai-icon Primorskyball - End stop of the Trans-Siberian railway and home to the port of Vladivostok. We get our anime shipped through there.
  • Stavropol-icon Stavropolball - Agriculture is beautiful, isn't it? Sanctions against western pigdog food will only help us! Help the environment - eat locally! (Oh shit, this is going so wrong, sorry Stavropol)
  • Zabaykalsky-icon Zabaykalskyball - Gib Uranium, I want more warheads!
  • Amur Oblast-icon Amurball - Keep a close eye on China, oblast. Soon I will be launching spaceships from there!
  • Arkhangelsk Oblast-icon Arkhangelskball - Was my most important port until I kicked the Ottoman ass and got access to the Black Sea.
  • Franz Josef Land-icon Franz Josef Landball - Norway, this is more than your Svalbard
  • Astrakhan Oblast-icon Astrakhanball - Glorious Volga delta and the best soil in the world!
  • Belgorod Oblast-icon Belgorodball - Iron and chernozem!
  • Bryansk Oblast-icon Bryanskball -
  • Chelyabinsk Oblast-icon Chelyabinskball - He loves meteors!
  • Irkutsk Oblast-icon Irkutskball - Baikal oblast. Sometimes Irkutsk is called the "Paris of Siberia", weird.
  • Ivanovo Oblast-icon Ivanovoball -
  • Kaliningrad Oblast-icon Kaliningradball - My cute exclave, stole rightfully took him from Nazi as a compensation for the atrocities. Home to the baltic fleet.
  • Kaluga Oblast-icon Kalugaball - A European oblast that wasn't destroyed by Nazi-icon Nazis, at least I have some nice Grandfather's architecture left.
  • Kemerovo Oblast-icon Kemerovoball -
  • Kirov Oblast-icon Kirovball -
  • Kostroma Oblast-icon Kostromaball -
  • Kurgan Oblast-icon Kurganball -
  • Kursk Oblast-icon Kurskball - Wow! My compass is going crazy! What kind of magnetic shit is going on, Kursk?
  • Leningrad Oblast-icon Leningradball (Oblast) - The begining of my breathtaking cultutal city!
  • Lipetsk Oblast-icon Lipetskball -
  • Magadan Oblast-icon Magadanball - Я уеду в Магадан!
  • Moscow Oblast-icon Moscow Oblastball - This is what I call "Podmoskovie". Protect my marvelous city, don't let invaders inside!
  • Murmansk Oblast-icon Murmanskball - Hey, stop chatting with Norway there! Back to work!
  • Nizhny Novgorod Oblast-icon Nizhny Novgorodball -
  • Novgorod Oblast-icon Novgorodball - Undefeatable great grandfather of Russia.
  • Novosibirsk Oblast-icon Novosibirskball - Home to the largest Siberian city.
  • Omsk Oblast-icon Omskball Winged Doom-icon - place of evil!
  • Orenburg Oblast-icon Orenburgball -
  • Oryol Oblast-icon Oryolball - Хороший парень, но не орёл.
  • Penza-icon Penzaball - xaxaxa, Jesusface.
  • Pskov Oblast-icon Pskovball -
  • Rostov Oblast-icon Rostovball -
  • Ryazan Oblast-icon Ryazanball - Bread 'n' wheat
  • Sakhalin-icon Sakhalinball - An island oblast. Watch carefully the Kuril islands, otherwise Japan will steal them!
  • Samara Oblast-icon Samaraball -
  • Saratov Oblast-icon Saratovball - Shhh, no one is supposed to know that I have bombs everywhere around you. What do you mean that everyone knows it?!
  • Smolensk Oblast-icon Smolenskball -
  • Sverlovsk Oblast-icon Sverdlovskball - Murderer of the Royal Romanov Family
  • Tambov Oblast-icon Tambovball -
  • Tomsk Oblast-icon Tomskball - eww, swampy. Forestoblast
  • Tula Oblast-icon Tulaball - Weapon factory. As detailed as jewelry.
  • Tver Oblast-icon Tverball - Oh that neverending medieval Tver and Moscow rivalry (Xa, Moscow ultimately won)
  • Tyumen-icon Tyumenball - Oil and gas controller, Khanty's and Yamal's mother.
  • Ulyanovsk Oblast-icon Ulyanovskball -
  • Vladimir Oblast-icon Vladimirball - Putin?
  • Volgograd Oblast-icon Volgogradball - Fought the vicious Nazi and this resulted in our Victory!
  • Vologda Oblast-icon Vologdaball -
  • Voronezh Oblast-icon Voronezhball -
  • Yaroslavl Oblast-icon Yaroslavlball -
  • Moscow-icon Moscowball - The most spectacular capital in the whole world! This is what a real capital city looks like.
  • Saint Petersburg-icon Saint Petersburgball - My glorious gem! Often called the Northern Capital and the cultural centre of Russia!
  • Sevastopol-icon Sevastopolball - Shh, Hochland, this is my port now, XAXAXA.
  • Chukotka-icon Chukotkaball - Far eastern okrug, I don't contact with him a lot. Better leave him alone to his chukcha business.
  • Nenets-icon Nenetsball - Tell other subjects the secret of having a high GDP per capita.
  • Khanty-Mansi-icon Khanty–Mansiball - Oil okrug! But Khanty, you know that you should give away all oilmoney to papa and sister Moscow, no complains!
  • Yamalo-Nenets-icon Yamalo-Nenetsball - Gas okrug! Gazprom's playground.
  • Jewish Autonomous Oblast-icon Jewish Autonomous Oblastcube - Oy vey, you say? Some random jew on my clay. Wait a minute...HOMOSEX DETECTED!

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Russia-icon (ushanka) Russian Federation - Land of Bears, Матерщина and Vodka Russia-icon (ushanka)
Republics Adygea-icon AdygeaballAltai-icon AltaiballBashkortostan-icon BashkortostanballBuryatia-icon BuryatiaballChechnya-icon ChechnyaballChuvashia-icon ChuvashiaballCrimea-icon Crimeaball (Recent Republic) • Dagestan-icon DagestanballIngushetia-icon IngushetiaballKabardino-Balkaria-icon Kabardino-BalkariaballKalmykia-icon KalmykiaballKarachay-Cherkessia-icon Karachay-CherkessiaballKarelia-icon KareliaballKhakassia-icon KhakassiaballKomi-icon KomiballMari El-icon Mari ElballMordovia-icon MordoviaballNorth Ossetia–Alania-icon North Ossetia–AlaniaballTatarstan-icon TatarstanballTuva-icon TuvaballUdmurtia-icon UdmurtiaballYakutia-icon Yakutiaball
Krais (Territories) Altai Krai-icon AltaiballKamchatka-icon KamchatkaballKhabarovsk Krai-icon KhabarovskballKrasnodar Krai-icon KrasnodarballKrasnoyarsk Krai-icon KrasnoyarskballPerm Krai-icon PermballPrimorsky Krai-icon PrimorskyballStavropol-icon StavropolballZabaykalsky-icon Zabaykalskyball
Oblasts (Provinces) Amur Oblast-icon AmurballArkhangelsk Oblast-icon Arkhangelskball (Franz Josef Land-icon Franz Josef Landball) • Astrakhan Oblast-icon AstrakhanballBelgorod Oblast-icon BelgorodballBryansk Oblast-icon BryanskballChelyabinsk Oblast-icon ChelyabinskballIrkutsk Oblast-icon IrkutskballIvanovo Oblast-icon IvanovoballKaliningrad Oblast-icon KaliningradballKaluga Oblast-icon KalugaballKemerovo Oblast-icon KemerovoballKirov Oblast-icon KirovballKostroma Oblast-icon KostromaballKurgan Oblast-icon KurganballKursk Oblast-icon KurskballLeningrad Oblast-icon LeningradballLipetsk Oblast-icon LipetskballMagadan Oblast-icon MagadanballMoscow Oblast-icon MoscowballMurmansk Oblast-icon MurmanskballNizhny Novgorod Oblast-icon Nizhny NovgorodballNovgorod Oblast-icon NovgorodballNovosibirsk Oblast-icon NovosibirskballOmsk Oblast-icon Omskball (Winged Doom-icon Omskbird) • Orenburg Oblast-icon OrenburgballOryol Oblast-icon OryolballPenza-icon PenzaballPskov Oblast-icon PskovballRostov Oblast-icon RostovballRyazan Oblast-icon RyazanballSakhalin-icon SakhalinballSamara Oblast-icon SamaraballSaratov Oblast-icon SaratovballSmolensk Oblast-icon SmolenskballSverlovsk Oblast-icon SverdlovskballTambov Oblast-icon TambovballTomsk Oblast-icon TomskballTula Oblast-icon TulaballTver Oblast-icon TverballTyumen-icon TyumenballUlyanovsk Oblast-icon UlyanovskballVladimir Oblast-icon VladimirballVolgograd Oblast-icon VolgogradballVologda Oblast-icon VologdaballVoronezh Oblast-icon VoronezhballYaroslavl Oblast-icon YaroslavlballZabaykalsky-icon Chitaball (Dead)
Federal cities Moscow-icon MoscowballSaint Petersburg-icon Saint PetersburgballSevastopol-icon Sevastopolball
Autonomous Districts Chukotka-icon ChukotkaballKhanty-Mansi-icon Khanty–MansiballNenets-icon NenetsballYamalo-Nenets-icon Yamalo-NenetsballRussian Antarctica-icon Russian Antarcticaball
Autonomous Oblasts Jewish Autonomous Oblast-icon Jewish Autonomous Oblastcube
Historical autonomous regions Agin-Buryat-icon Agin-BuryatballEvenk-icon EvenkballKomi-Permyak-icon Komi-PermyakballKoryak-icon KoryakballTaymyr-icon TaymyrballUst-Orda-icon Ust-Ordaball
Geographical regions Siberia-icon SiberiaballUral-icon Uralball
To become Russia Alaska-icon Alyaskaball
Former entities Slavs-icon SlavsballKievan Rus-icon Kievan RusballNovgorod Republic-icon Novgorod RepublicballVladimir-Suzdal-icon Vladimir-SuzdalballGolden Horde-icon Golden HordeballMoscow-icon Grand Duchy of MuscovyballTsardom of Russia-icon Tsardom of RussiaballRussianEmpire-icon Russian EmpireballRussian Republic-icon Russian RepublicballSoviet-icon Soviet Unionball (Russian SFSR-icon Russian SFSRball) • Lokot-icon Nazi Russiaball
пиндосы? FUCK PINDOSIYA! ALSO FUCK EVIL WESTERN INDIVIDUALISM FREE WILL HAPPY PURSUIT. RUSSIA STRONK WILL KILL SMELLY EUROPE!
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Caveballs 1-icon 1ball2-icon 2ball3-icon 3ball4-icon 4ball5-icon 5ball Australian Aborigines-icon Australian Aboriginalsball6-icon 6ball7-icon 7ball (Maori-icon Maoriball) • 8-icon 8ball
3-icon Americas Anguilla-icon AnguillaballAntigua-icon Antigua and BarbudaballArgentina-icon ArgentinaballAruba-icon ArubaballBahamas-icon BahamasballBarbados-icon BarbadosballBelize-icon BelizeballBermuda-icon BermudatriangleBolivia-icon BoliviaballBonaire-icon BonaireballBrazil-icon BrazilballBritish Virgin Islands-icon British Virgin IslandsballCanada-icon CanadaballCayman Islands-icon Cayman IslandballChile-icon ChileballColombia-icon ColombiaballCosta Rica-icon Costa RicaballCuba-icon CubaballCuracao-icon CuracaoballDominica-icon DominicaballDominican-icon Dominican RepublicballEcuador-icon EcuadorballEl Salvador-icon El SalvadorballFrench Guyana-icon French GuianaballGreenland-icon GreenlandballGrenada-icon GrenadaballGuadeloupe-icon GuadeloupeballGuatemala-icon GuatemalaballGuyana-icon GuyanaballHaiti-icon HaitiballHonduras-icon HondurasballJamaica-icon JamaicaballFalklands-icon FalklandsballMartinique-icon MartiniqueballMexico-icon MexicoballMontserrat-icon MontserratballNicaragua-icon NicaraguaballPanama-icon PanamaballParaguay-icon ParaguayballPeru-icon PeruballPuertoRico-icon Puerto RicoballSaba-icon SababallSaint Barthélemy-icon Saint-BarthélemyballLucia-icon Saint LuciaballSaint Pierre and Miquelon-icon Saint Pierre and MiquelonballVincent-icon Saint Vincent and the GrenadinesballKitts-icon St. Kitts and NevisballSint Eustatius-icon Sint EustatiusballSint Maarten-icon Sint MaartenballSuriname-icon SurinameballTrinidad and Tobago-icon Trinidad and TobagoballTurks and Caicos-icon Turks and CaicosballUSA-icon USAball (California-icon Californiaball) • VirginIslands-icon Virgin IslandsballUruguay-icon UruguayballVenezuela-icon Venezuelaball
2-icon Europe Abkhazia-icon AbkhaziaballAlbania-icon AlbaniaballAndorra-icon AndorraballArmenia-icon ArmeniaballAustria-icon AustriaballAzerbaijan-icon AzerbaijanballBelarus-icon BelarusballBelgium-icon BelgiumballBosnia-icon BosniaballBulgaria-icon BulgariaballCroatia-icon CroatiaballCyprus-icon CyprusballCzech-icon CzechballDenmark-icon DenmarkballEstonia-icon EstoniaballFaroe-icon Faroe IslandsballFinland-icon FinlandballFrance-icon FranceballGeorgia-icon GeorgiaballGermany-icon Germanyball (ReichTime Reichtangle) • Gibraltar-icon GibraltarballGreece-icon GreeceballGuernsey-icon GuernseyballGypsy-icon GypsyballHungary-icon HungaryballIceland-icon IcelandballIreland-icon IrelandballIsle of Man-icon Isle of ManballItaly-icon ItalyballJersey-icon JerseyballKosovo-icon KosovoballLatvia-icon LatviaballLiberland-icon LiberlandballLiechtenstein-icon LiechtensteinballLithuania-icon LithuaniaballLuxembourg-icon LuxembourgballMacedonia-icon MacedoniaballMalta-icon MaltaballMoldova-icon MoldovaballMonaco-icon MonacoballMontenegro-icon MontenegroballNagorno-Karabakh-icon Nagorno-KarabakhballNovorossiya (seperatist)-icon Novorossiyaball Novorossiya-icon (Donetsk-Republic-icon DonetskballLuhansk-Republic-icon Luganskball) • Netherlands-icon NetherlandsballNorway-icon NorwayballPoland-icon PolandballPortugal-icon PortugalballRomania-icon RomaniaballRussia-icon Russiaball (Crimea-icon Crimeaball) • San Marino-icon San MarinoballSealand-icon SealandballSerbia-icon SerbiaballSlovakia-icon SlovakiaballTransnistria-icon TransnistriaballSlovenia-icon SloveniaballSouth Ossetia-icon South OssetiaballSpain-icon SpainballSweden-icon SwedenballSwitzerland-icon SwitzerlandballTurkey-icon TurkeyballUkraine-icon UkraineballUK-icon UKball (England-icon EnglandballNorthern Ireland-icon Northern IrelandballScotland-icon ScotlandballWales-icon Walesball) • Vatican-icon Vaticanball
8-icon Africa Algeria-icon AlgeriaballAngola-icon AngolaballBenin-icon BeninballBotswana-icon BotswanaballBurkina Faso-icon Burkina FasoballBurundi-icon BurundiballCameroon-icon CameroonballCape Verde-icon Cape VerdeballCAR-icon Central African RepublicballChad-icon ChadballComoros-icon ComorosballCongo-icon CongoballDR Congo-icon DR CongoballDjibouti-icon DjiboutiballEgypt-icon EgyptballEquatorial Guinea-icon Equatorial GuineaballEritrea-icon EritreaballEthiopia-icon EthiopiaballGabon-icon GabonballGambia-icon GambiaballGhana-icon GhanaballGuinea-icon GuineaballGuinea-Bissau-icon Guinea-BissauballIvory Coast-icon Ivory CoastballKenya-icon KenyaballLesotho-icon LesothoballLiberia-icon LiberiaballLibya-icon LibyaballMadagascar-icon MadagascarballMalawi-icon MalawiballMali-icon MaliballMauritania-icon MauritaniaballMauritius-icon MauritiusballMayotte-icon MayotteballMorocco-icon MoroccoballMozambique-icon MozambiqueballNamibia-icon NamibiaballNiger-icon NigerballNigeria-icon NigeriaballRéunion-icon RéunionballRwanda-icon RwandaballSão Tomé and Príncipe-icon São Tomé and PríncipeballSenegal-icon SenegalballSeychelles-icon SeychellesballSierra Leone-icon Sierra LeoneballSomalia-icon Somaliaball (Somaliland-icon SomalilandballPuntland-icon Puntlandball) • South Africa-icon South AfricaballSouth Sudan-icon South SudanballSudan-icon SudanballSwaziland-icon SwazilandballTanzania-icon TanzaniaballTogo-icon TogoballTunisia-icon TunisiaballUganda-icon UgandaballWestern Sahara-icon Western SaharaballZambia-icon ZambiaballZimbabwe-icon Zimbabweball
1-icon Asia Afghan-icon AfghanistanballBangladesh-icon BangladeshballBhutan-icon BhutanballBritish Indian Ocean Territory-icon British Indian Ocean TerritoryballBrunei-icon BruneiballMyanmar-icon BurmaballCambodia-icon CambodiaballChina-icon Chinaball (Hong Kong-icon Hong KongballMacau-icon MacauballTibet-icon TibetballUyghur-icon Uyghurball) • East Timor-icon East TimorballIndia-icon IndiaballIndonesia-icon IndonesiaballJapan-icon Japanball (Okinawa-icon Okinawaball) • Kazakhstan-icon KazakhbrickNorth Korea-icon North KoreaballSouth Korea-icon South KoreaballKyrgyz-icon KyrgyzstanballLaos-icon LaosballMalaysia-icon MalaysiaballMaldives-icon MaldivesballMongolia-icon MongoliaballNepal-icon NepalRawrPakistan-icon PakistanballPhilippines-icon PhilippinesballRussia-icon Russiaball (Siberia-icon SiberiaballWinged Doom-icon Omsk bird) • Sri Lanka-icon Sri LankaballTaiwan-icon Taiwanball (Chinese-Taipei-icon Chinese Taipeiball) • Tajik-icon TajikistanballThailand-icon ThailandballSingapore-icon TringaporeTurkmen-icon TurkmenistanballUzbek-icon UzbekballVietnam-icon Vietnamball
Middle-east-4ball-icon Middle East Bahrain-icon BahrainballCyprus-icon CyprusballEgypt-icon EgyptballIran-icon IranballIraq-icon IraqballIsrael-icon Israelcube (Palestine-icon Palestineball) • Jordan-icon JordanballKurdistan-icon KurdistanballKuwait-icon KuwaitballLebanon-icon LebanonballNorthern Cyprus-icon Northern CyprusballOman-icon OmanballQatar-icon QatarballSaudi Arabia-icon Saudi ArabiaballSyria-icon SyriaballTurkey-icon TurkeyballUAE-icon UAEballYemen-icon Yemenball
7-icon Oceania Australia-icon Australiaball (Christmas Island-icon Christmas IslandballCocos Islands-icon CocosballNorfolk Island-icon Norfolk Islandball) • Fiji-icon FijiballFrench Polynesia-icon French PolynesiaballGuam-icon GuamballKiribati-icon KiribatiballMarshall Islands-icon Marshall IslandsballMicronesia-icon MicronesiaballNauru-icon NauruballNew Caledonia-icon New CaledoniaballNew Zealand-icon New Zealandball (Cook Islands-icon Cook IslandsballNiue-icon Niueball) • Northern Mariana Islands-icon Northern Mariana IslandsballPalau-icon PalauballPapua New Guinea-icon Papua New GuineaballPitcairn Islands-icon Pitcairn IslandsballSamoa-icon SamoaballSolomon Islands-icon Solomon IslandsballTokelau-icon TokelauballTonga-icon TongaballTuvalu-icon TuvaluballVanuatu-icon VanuatuballWallis and Futuna-icon Wallis and Futunaball
Others Antarctica-icon AntarcticaballGypsy-icon GypsyballIlluminati-iconTrilluminatiAtlantis-icon Atlantisball
Terms in italics are unrecognized and partially recognized states
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Slavs-icon Hej, Sloveni! A NU CHEEKI BREEKI V DAMKE Panslavic-icon
West Slavs Poland-icon PolandballCzech-icon CzechballSlovakia-icon Slovakiaball
East Slavs Russia-icon RussiaballUkraine-icon UkraineballBelarus-icon Belarusball
South Slavs Serbia-icon SerbiaballSlovenia-icon SloveniaballCroatia-icon CroatiaballBosnia-icon Bosnia and HerzegovinaballMontenegro-icon MontenegroballMacedonia-icon MacedoniaballBulgaria-icon BulgariaballNovorossiya-icon Novorossiyaball
Non-Independent Slavs Carpathian Ruthenia-icon Carpathian RutheniaballMoravians-icon Moraviaball Moravia-iconKashubia-icon KashubiaballGorani-icon GoraniballSorbs-icon SorbsballLemko Republic-icon Lemkoball
Historical Entities Slavs-icon SlavsballKievan Rus-icon Kievan RusballKingdom of Poland-icon Kingdom of PolandballPoland-Lithuania-icon Poland-LithuaniaballGreat Moravia-icon Great MoraviaballMoscow-icon Grand Duchy of MuscovyballTsardom of Russia-icon Tsardom of RussiaballRussian-Empire-icon Russian EmpireballSoviet-icon Soviet UnionballKingdom of Yugoslavia-icon Kingdom of YugoslaviaballYugoslavia-icon Yugoslaviaball

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