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He is more nationalist than other countryballs, usually not the bad type of nationalism where he hates other nations and cultures becuase of it, but the good type of nationalism where he is proud of his heritage dispite being a medium countryball.
He is inventive, being known for the unusual solutions he finds for problems. Working with Romaniaball will almost always mean a solution will be found, sometimes unexpected, sometimes unorthodox, to any problems that may arise.He is one of the most religious countryballs in Europe, Vaticanball has a great opinion of him, which is unusual considering he's not of Catholicball.
His birthday (Little Union) is on 24 January 1859. His astrological sign is Aquarius.
- Moldovaball - My beautiful wife. I of loving her so much <3. But fuck Igor Dodon. He is commmie idiot.
- Bulgariaball - Best friend! We have good relations and both remove kebab. Thanks for supporting me in the anti-corruption fight. I like your beaches.
- Serbiaball - Good friend. Never got into a conflict, we both are orthodox and like removing kebab.
- Greeceball & Armeniaball - Good friends as well, they are also orthodox and like removing kebab. I like greek beaches.
- Polandball - Good friends, but he likes stupid Hungary too much.
- Slovakiaball - He is a good friend. Helps me remove Hungary (hates Hungary more than me and Serbia combined). Also has problem with gypsies. Never forget 1968.
- Czechiaball - Awesome beer drinker. Also I like his Śkoda and he likes Dacia. Never forget 1968.
- Italyball - Best brother. We were both born in 19th century and we are corrupt. Pizza is awesome and he likes mici. Thank for taking care of my cousin, uncle, aunt, the other cousin, the sister from Torino, the other sister from Milano and so on...
- Spainball - Good brother. I like to visit him. He used to a a great empire, now is in debt and some of his clay wants independence. He also takes care of my cousin, uncle, aunt, the other cousin and so on...
- Portugalball - Good brother. He is nostalgic and romantic at heart, sings songs about his travels on the sea. And I like very much Cristiano Ronaldo!
- Georgiaball - Many europeanballs find him unpredictible, but I know he's a nice guy.
- USAball - We're bros. I'm in his NATO alliance. He also helps me with military stuff. Also we like to protest, me against Dragnea, he against Trump.
- Canadaball - Good friends and nice trading partners.
- Australiaball - They donated an Antarctic station to us!
- Japanball - I like their Anime and Sushi.
- South Koreaball - I like their k-pop and k-dramas.
- Chinaball - Trading partner
Neutral/Frenemies (Neutri/Prinamici) Edit
- Hungaryball - Evil bozgor. Will not stop complaining about Trianon, even though it was almost 100 years ago. Also he is trying to rob my clay. But we can into friends as we both hate kebabs and immigrants. Although we should hate each other, we don't always do.
- Ukraineball - We both hate Russia. But he stubborn and threatens to destroy delta fauna with his stupid Bystroye Canal despite EUball telling him to stop. YOU ARE CLAY STEALER GIB BACK BUGEAC AND CERNĂUŢI!
- Franceball - Annoying
gay brotherbig sister. Sometimes makes fun of me because of Gypsyball and poverty, but she helps me with economy. She thinks highly of herself but many countryballs do not share her opinion, she is full of herself and a coward. FRANCE WE ARE NOT GYPSIES, IF WE ARE GYPSIES YOU ARE ENGLISH.
- UKball - In World War 2 you forgot your promise that you won't allow Nazi or Soviet to rob my clay and then you sold me to Soviet. Asshole. But we can into kinda friends as we constantly humiliate you stealing your jobs, including your high paying jobs. Of course, Romaniaball steals your jobs, but maybe, if someone without contacts or money can steal your jobs, you're a moron.
- kebabball - Kebab invaded my ancestors and all of balkans. He was an evil psychotic murderer and now it looks like hes' willing to go back to his old ways. But I like his food and he likes Hagi.
- Gypsyball - GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY INDIAN PARASITE SCUM!!! STOP STEALING IRON, CELL PHONES, MONEY AND CREDIT CARDS!!! YOU DIRTY POOR INDIAN SCUM STOP INFECT MY COUNTRY AND EMBARRASSING ME YOU SON OF A B*TCH!!! GO BACK TO INDIA!!!
- Russiaball - Worst country! HE STOLE MOLDOVABALL, BUDJAKBALL, CHERNIVTSIBALL, 120 TONS OF 24K GOLD AND TURNED ME COMMUNIST! NEVER FORGET 1947. But thanks for the space travel and maybe you not so bad if you won't be imperialist.
- Transnistriaball - RUSSIAN SCUM, LEAVE YUOR MOM ALONE! YOU WILL NEVER BECOME A COUNTRY!!!
- Chadball - Stupid flag stealer, stop using my flag!!
- ISISball - You kill one Romanian, we will impale all of you. Don't try to attack my capital or Vlad the Impaler will rise again!
- North Koreaball - Ex-Friend. Made my leader korean and fucked up my beauty. Thanks a lot dumb-ass! Die in pain.
- Teleormanball - F**K YOUR DRAGNEA AND YOUR STUPID, COMMUNIST, CORRUPT PSD.
Dacia and Rome (168 BC - 275 AD) Edit
His successor, King Oroles, opposed Germanicballs invasion into Transylvaniaball. Due to an initial failure, King Oroles punished his soldiers into sleeping at their wives' feet and doing the household chores. Subsequently, the now "highly motivated" Dacian army defeated Germanicballs and King Oroles lifted all sanctions.
King Burebista expanded Daciaball's clay defeating Celtsball and come into conflict with SPQRball. He also destroyed all vineyards to make his Soldiers more disciplined. His clay included areas over Tisa, Danube and Dniester rivers. The Carpathian Mountains were in the middle of Daciaball. Corresponding to present day countries of Romaniaball and Moldovaball, as well as parts of Ukraineball, Serbiaball, Bulgariaball, Slovakiaball, Hungaryball and Polandball.
After King Burebista's death in 44 B.C. the kingdom was divided into four then five smaller kingdoms ruled by the religious elite and Daciaball activity was reduced into a defensive state. Despite this division, the related tribes of Dacia fought together whenever they were threatened by a foreign attack.
In 85 AD, King Decebalus, the last King of Daciaball, reunified all of Daciaball. He then fought 3 wars with SPQRball under 2 Emperors. In 89 AD he defeated a SPQRball invasion in the reign of Emperor Domitian, forcing SPQRball to pay tribute to Daciaball in exchange for peace, as well as securing a period of independence during which Decebalus consolidated his rule.
When Emperor Trajan came to power in SPQRball, he invaded Daciaball again to end the shameful tribute that SPQRball had to pay as well as rob Daciaball as it was a rich kingdom, especially in gold. Decebalus was defeated in 102 A.D. but remained in power as a client king.
The capital of Daciaball, Sarmizegetusa, located in modern Romaniaball, was destroyed by SPQRball, but its name was added to that of the new city (Ulpia Traiana Sarmizegetusa) built to serve as the capital of the Roman province of Dacia.
After the conquest SPQRball gave clay to veterans who were serving there at the time of their discharge and colonists from all over the empire to romanize and integrate the region into the Roman Empire, many Daciaball men dying in the war also helped.
Migration Period (275 - 1310) Edit
Unable to defend Daciaball from migrators, SPQRball administration left Daciaball between 271 A.D. and 275 A.D, which was afterwards invaded by the Goths
some sources say that the Goths and the Dacians were the same people and it was in fact a rebellion. The Goths mixed with the local people until the 4th century, when a nomadic people, Hunball, arrived, followed by Gepidsball. Avarballs and their Slavic subjects ruled Transylvaniaball until the 8th century. Pechenegsball, Cumaniaball and Mongol Empireball also came on Romaniaball territory.
The people who would become the Romanians, at that time Daco-Romans, but they considered themselves only Romans calling themselves "rumani" which meant roman, were mostly farmers and shepherds who were allowed to live in peace and rule themselves as long as they paid tribute (half of everything they produced), as the migratory tribes had no interest in agriculture themselves.
In 376, Goths were conquered by Hunball. In 454, Hunball's empire disintegrated. In 469, Gepidsball took the clay. In 567, Avarballs took Transylvaniaball. In 681, when First Bulgarian Empireball was established all of Romaniaball except Transylvaniaball who was under Avarballs became part of it.
In 804, First Bulgarian Empireball conquered Transylvaniaball forming Duchy of Gelouball, Duchy of Gladball and Duchy of Menumorutball. In the 10th century, Magyarsball started the hungarian conquest of Transylvaniaball and gradually conquered the 3 duchies, by the 12th century all of Transylvaniaball was conquered.
In 1185, Vlachs in Wallachia together with the Bulgarians rose up in arms against Byzantineball. They created Second Bulgarian Empireball. In 1204, the pope elevated the head of the Bulgarian church to the rank of "primas of all Bulgaria and Vlachia". However Cumaniaball defeated Second Bulgarian Empireball again in the north and retook control of Wallachia.
In 1241, during Mongol Empireball invasion of Europe, Cumaniaball domination of Wallachia ended, there is no evidence of a direct Mongol Empireball rule over Wallachia but remains possible. Part of Wallachia was probably briefly disputed between Kingdom of Hungaryball and Second Bulgarian Empireball, eventually Kingdom of Hungaryball came to control all of Wallachia in 1242 while Moldavia was part of Mongol Empireball.
The first reference of Romanian rulers dates to 1246 in the form of a charter given by King Bela IV of Kingdom of Hungaryball that mentions Romanian voivodes Seneslau, Litovoi, Ioan and Lupu.
In 1277, Litovoi revolted against Kingdom of Hungaryball when he refused to pay tribute. Litovoi was killed in 1278 in battle and his brother Bărbat who was taken prisoner by Kingdom of Hungaryball during the rebellion, was forced to pay his ransom and to recognize Kingdom of Hungaryball's rule. After Bărbat accepted Kingdom of Hungaryball suzerainty he took his brother's throne.
Hungaryball's Alternate History Class (Present) Edit
Hungaryball likes to spread the rumor that Romaniaball is not of latin and dacian descent but of Cumaniaball which is a turkic tribe, to get a claim on Transylvaniaball, he even teaches in school that Romaniaball had nothing to do with SPQRball
desperate. Then how come Romaniaball speaks a latin-based language ? those poor cuman kids being forced to learn latin in schools because reasons.
And how come that it was Hungaryball's most famous chronicler Simon of Keza who stated in 1282 that " Romaniaball used to be the SPQRball who elected to remain in Panonia when Hunball arrived". Not to mention that Byzantineball and Italyball chroniclers and pretty much everyone else also said the same thing. Italyball's scholar Poggio Bracciolin stated that " Romaniaball's ancestors had been SPQRball colonists settled by Emperor Trajan" and Aeneas Sylvius Piccolomini stated that " Romaniaballs are an italian race". This was in the 15th century, long before 19th century's nationalist movements.
At the same time nobody, not even Hungaryball, mentioned any connections between Romaniaball and Cumaniaball, nor is there any cultural connection between Romaniaball and Cumaniaball, while there were and still are many connections between Romaniaball, SPQRball and Daciaball besides the language, such as the popular costumes of Romaniaball in middle ages that were indentical with that of Daciaball and celebrations such as "mărţişor" which was SPQRball's praise to the god of war Mars then it changed into a praise of the coming of spring as SPQRball converted to christianity.
Another lie Hungaryball likes to spread is that the name of Romaniaball was invented at the Little Union in 1859 and it didn't exist before that, they were called "Vlachs". This is pretty ironic considering that the word "Vlach" comes from old Germanic and means Roman. Besides that, Romaniaball never called themselves "Vlachs", that's what they were called by other people but they called themselves Romani, Romei, Rumani and Români as the language evolved ("Români" means Romanians in modern Romanian), derivatives of Latin adjective "Romanus", and called Wallachiaball "the Romanian Land" ("Țeara Rumânească" in old Romanian, "Țara Românească" in modern Romanian. Țeara/Țara = Latin Terra = Land). The Romanians in Moldaviaball called themselves "Moldovans" but acknowledged that they speak Romanian and that they and Wallachiaball with Transylvaniaball are the same people.
He also likes to say that Romaniaball made a whole new language in the 19th century then forced everyone to learn it, it was only the chyliric changed to latin alphabet and some words were taken from Franceball, but most of the language remained the same, again it was Hungaryball's Stephan Szántó who stated that "their language would be understandable by real Italians" long before 19th century, that awkward moment when you try to promote a false history but you can't because you wrote down the truth yourself centuries ago.
And even if you look at actual texts from old Romanian, in the oldest written Romanian text ever found which is Nascu's letter in 1521 (long before the 19th century), you'll find that out of 190 words (excluding substantives), 175 have latin origin, and is mutually intelligible with modern Romanian. Old Romanian: "dau štire domnïetale za lukrul turčilor kum amĭ auzit èu kŭ ĩpŭratul au èšit den sofïę ši aimintrě nue ši sěu dus ĩ sus pre dunŭre"; Modern Romanian: "dau știre dumitale de lucrul turcilor cum am auzit eu că împăratul a iesit din Sofia și aimintrea nu e și s-au dus în sus pe Dunăre". Even if you don't understand Romanian you can't help but notice that it's similar. Hungaryball likes to hide under the rug everything that contradicts him, you have a hard case of deinal my friend.
Wallachia, Moldavia, Transylvania (1310 - 1857) Edit
In 1310, Wallachiaball was founded in the south of Romaniaball by Basarab I with support from Kingdom of Hungaryball, because he wanted vassals that would pay him tribute. Some chronicles state that Wallachiaball was founded in 1290 by Negru-Voda, voivod of Făgăraș.
In 1330, Basarab I revolted against Kingdom of Hungaryball and Wallachiaball became independent after the battle of Posada where 10.000 poorly armed Romanian peasants defeated 30.000 well equipped Hungarian soldiers. Most peasants became serfs (halfway between slaves and freemen) and were ruled by aristocrats called boyars ("boieri" in Romanian).
"Good neighbour and friend yes, from all my heart, but your slave? no!" - Basarab I to Kingdom of Hungaryball
In 1345, Kingdom of Hungaryball was victorious against Mongol Empireball in Moldavia with the help of Romanians and took the clay as his own. In 1347, to better defend Transylvaniaball against Mongol Empireball, Moldaviaball was founded in the east of Romaniaball by Dragoş, with support from Kingdom of Hungaryball.
In 1359, Bogdan I the Founder (voivode of Maramuresball in 1342 - 1345) took control of Moldaviaball and revolted against Dragoş and the Kingdom of Hungaryball securing Moldaviaball's independence. Most peasants also became serfs and were ruled by aristocrats called boyars. Kingdom of Hungaryball attacked Moldaviaball to take the clay back but failed and eventually recognized Moldaviaball's independence.
Then during the 14th century a new threat came from the south - kebab. Both Wallachiaball and Moldaviaball fought kebab for most of their history with periods of freedom and suzeranity when they had to pay tribute to kebab. And a love - hate relationship with Kingdom of Hungaryball and Kingdom of Polandball who sometimes helped them and sometimes invaded or raided them. And sometimes they were under kebab so they had to fight them.
In 1394, kebab Sultan Beyazid I crossed the Danube river, leading 40,000 men, an impressive force at the time. Wallachiaball's ruler, Mircea the Elder, had only about 10,000 men. The two armies finally clashed at the Battle of Rovine, Mircea finally won the fierce battle and removed kebab out of the country. In 1389, Mircea the Elder went on offensive and Dobrujaball came under the control of Wallachiaball who again removed kebab, but Dobrujaball was lost again in 1420 after his death.
"Three things I hated in my life: the fearful soldier, the arrogant fool and the traitor." - Mircea the Elder
Vlad the Impaler lived at that time and ruled Wallachiaball between 1456 - 1462, he used to impale kebab and eat next to their bodies, in spite of his sadic tendencies he was a just ruler loved by the people, he was no vampire but his body was never found and people began telling stories.
"A sentence that doesn't reflect good, that nobody hears about and nobody has anything to learn from, is an useless sentence." - Vlad the Impaler
Moldaviaball's ruler during 1457 - 1504, Stephen the Great, fought 36 battles against the kebab, only losing 2 of them. He also asked all European Christian nations to join him in a new crusade against kebab, but nobody joined as they were too busy fighting each other.
"If you already have so much money and power, what are you doing in my country ?" - Stephen the Great to kebab.
Transylvaniaball was at this time he was under Kingdom of Hungaryball. He tried to unite in 1601 but his neighbours didn't wanted. Michael the Brave became prince of Wallachiaball in 1593, removed kebab in 1595, became prince of Transylvaniaball in 1599 and prince of Moldaviaball in 1600. However he was assassinated in 1601 and the union ended.
"We only have one life romanians, and one honor, wake up now, as we've slept enough!" - Michael the Brave
In 1683, kebab was removed at the battle of Vienna and Austrian Empireball took Transylvaniaball. Although some of its people were Magyars or Germans most were Romanian peasants. Their harsh treatment led to a rebellion led by 3 sherfs called: Horea, Cloxa, Crisan. The rebellion failed but in 1785 Austrian Empireball abolished serfdom in Transylvaniaball.
In 1806, the Russo-Turkish war starts, after 6 years of battle Russian Empireball wins and anschlusses the eastern half of Moldaviaball, known as Bessarabiaball, in the Bucharestball treaty of 1812. While under Russian Empireball she became one of the poorest provinces of Europe.
In 1848, Hungaryball wanted freedom and equality from Austrian Empireball, Transylvanian Romanians supported Hungaryball until they realised Hungaryball wants freedom and equality only for Hungarians and also wants to unite Transylvaniaball with Hungaryball. Then Transylvanian Romanians looked to Austrian Empireball for support, initially they were ignored but when Hungaryball declared independence the Austrian Empireball started to open itself to the Romanian demands, while bloody conflicts ensued between the Hungarian nobles and their Romanian serfs led by Avram Iancu.
After Hungaryball was defeated, Austrian Empireball rejected the demand of creating a province for Romanians ( Transylvaniaball grouped alongside Banatball and Bukovinaball) as they did not want to replace the threat of Hungarian nationalism with potential Romanian separatism. Yet he wasn't hostile to the rapid creation of Romanian administrative offices within Transylvaniaball and granted the Romanians numerous liberties and rights.
"You cannot convince tyrants with philosophical and humanitarian arguments, but with Horea's spear!" - Avram Iancu
Union and Modernization (1857 - 1914) Edit
In 1857, a plebiscite of the Great Powers in Wallachiaball and Moldaviaball showed that the people wanted the union of the two countries under a prince from a foreign dynasty. In 1857 Bucharestball became the first european city to be illuminated with kerosene. In a congress held in Parisball in 1858, the Great Powers decided to allow a hybrid union and created a constitution known as The Convention from Paris.
According to it, they will be known as United Principalities of Moldavia and Wallachiaball but had to have sepparate institiutions. Only two official institutions were common. The same convention stated that the army was going to keep its old flags, with the addition of a blue ribbon on each.Then on 5 January 1859, colonel Alexander Ioan Cuza was elected prince of Moldaviaball. And on 24 January 1859, Wallachiaball decided to elect the same man as their prince. Thus the Romanians fulfilled the rules of the convention and United Principalities of Moldavia and Wallachiaball was born (Nowdays 24 January is a national holiday in Romaniaball called The Small Union).
"Today, your chosen gives you a single Romania!" - Alexander Ioan Cuza
After the union Alexander Ioan Cuza carried out reforms including abolishing serfdom, and the official institutions started to be unified, one by one. In 1862 in the country's name was changed in the United Principalities of Romaniaball formally, or Romaniaball informally and in official speeches.
This was a delicate choice but eventually in 1863 kebab recognised this double election and thus union, but only as long as Alexander Ioan Cuza lived.
However Alexander Ioan Cuza was unpopular with conservatives and in 1866 he was overthrown. This time a prince from a foreign dynasty, prince Carol, replaced him. Kebab wanted Wallachiaball and Moldovaball to be separate again, but due to Alexander Ioan Cuza's reforms and prince Carol's support from Franceball (protect little brother reasons) and Kingdom of Prussiaball (Carol was German reasons) the kebab couldn't remove Romaniaball. In 1866 the country's name was changed again in simply Romaniaball, both formally and informally.
In 1867, the the Austro-Hungarian Compromise of 1867 was signed thus Austria-Hungaryball was born, and now Hungaryball had control over Transylvaniaball. This was a devastating for Trasnylvanian Romanians who started being oppressed and went through magyarization.
In 1877, Russian Empireball needed to cross Romaniaball to fight kebab, but crossing Romaniaball clay without their perimission would anger Franceball and Kingdom of Prussiaball, so they had to compromise with Romaniaball and offered them a deal to fight side by side against kebab in exchange for independence. After the war kebab was removed, this time for good, and Romaniaball became independent.
In 1881, Romaniaball was no longer a principality, it became Kingdom of Romaniaball with Carol I his king.
World War I and Interwar (1914 - 1939) Edit
In the Great War, he joined the Allied side, receiving Transylvaniaball from the defeated Hungaryball following the Treaty of Trianon in 1920. Transylvaniaball decided to join Kingdom of Romaniaball on 1 December 1918 at the end of the Great War, but Hungaryball couldn't accept this so he attacked Kingdom of Romaniaball to take back Transylvaniaball starting the Hungarian-Romanian War where Kingdom of Romaniaball kicked Hungaryball asses again, gg easy, and kept Transylvaniaball. It was only after the war that Hungaryball signed the Treaty of Trianon where they accepted the loss of the lands and recognised Transylvaniaball as Romanian territory.
Not only Transylvaniaball, but also Bessarabiaball, Banatball and Bukovinaball united with Kingdom of Romaniaball previosuly that year. When the communist revolution started Bessarabiaball declared independence from Sovietball and united with Kingdom of Romaniaball while Banatball and Bukovinaball were now free from the defeated Austria-Hungaryball and based on USAball self-determination principle they decided to unite with Kingdom of Romaniaball. Every region with a Romanian majority was now united under a single state, as a ressult Kingdom of Romaniaball had more than twice the clay he had before the Great War and "Greater Romania" was born. (Nowdays 1st of December is the national day of Romaniaball called The Great Union)"Today, in this great day, let us raise our glasses and shout from the bottom of our souls: Long live our sweet Romania! made whole and undivided!" - King Ferdinand the Unificator
Interwar was the best period of his life. All Romanian-speaking people were united under one country. He had the most clay that he ever had, being refered to as "Greater Romania". He was content and satisfied with himself and was looking for cooperation with other nations as well as cultural and industrial development.
He had an active implication in the League of Nations, his capital Bucharestball became known as "Little Paris", many monuments were built, his educational system improved, he became the 3rd strongest army in eastern europe after Sovietball and Turkeyball. His economy flourished becoming one of the greatest oil exporters (thing that draw Naziball attention).
After King Ferdinand's death in 1927 a time of political instability with regencies began, although he was still doing well. In 1938 he became world's 4th oil and grain exporter.
World War II (1939 - 1945) Edit
In 1939 when World War II started he was neutral, Franceball and UKball promised that Romaniaball won't lose clay. But Franceball
surrendered was defeated by Nazi Germanyball and UKball forgot his promise (asshole) and after a Soviet Unionball ultimatum, Kingdom of Romaniaball agreed to give up Bessarabiaball and Northern Bukovinaball.
Shortly after, Nazi Germanyball mediated a compromise between Kingdom of Romaniaball and the Kingdom of Hungaryball where they gave Northern Transylvaniaball to Kingdom of Hungaryball. After that, under the Treaty of Craiova, Southern Dobrujaball (which Bulgariaball lost during the Second Balkan War in 1913), was ceded to Bulgariaball under pressure from Nazi Germanyball.
Two thirds of Bessarabiaball were combined with a small part of the Soviet Unionball named Moldavian ASSRball and became Moldavian SSRball. The rest ( Northern Bukovinaball, northern half of the Hotin county and Budjakball) was apportioned to Ukrainian SSRball.
Right after the loss of Northern Transylvaniaball, Ion Antonescu united to form a "National Legionary State" government, which forced the abdication of King Carol II in favor of his 19-year-old son Michael. Carol and his mistress Magda Lupescu went into exile, and Romaniaball, despite the unfavorable outcome of recent territorial disputes, leaned strongly toward the Axis.
As part of the deal, the Iron Guard became the sole legal party in Romaniaball. Antonescu became the Iron Guard's honorary leader, while Sima became deputy premier. In power, the Iron Guard stiffened the already harsh anti-Semitic legislation, enacted legislation directed against minority businessmen, tempered at times by the willingness of officials to take bribes, and wreaked vengeance upon its enemies.
On 8 October Nazi Germanyball troops began crossing into Romaniaball. They soon numbered over 500,000. On 23 November Romaniaball joined the Axis powers. The cohabitation between the Iron Guard and Antonescu was never an easy one. On 20 January 1941, the Iron Guard attempted a coup, combined with a pogrom against the Jews of Bucharest. Within four days, Antonescu had successfully suppressed the coup. The Iron Guard was forced out of the government. Sima and other legionnaires took refuge in Nazi Germanyball; others were imprisoned. Antonescu abolished the National Legionary State, in its stead declaring Romania a "National and Social State."
"History will never forget the guilty, and all of us are guilty, some because we were quiet, some because we made mistakes. All of us, because we endured" - Antonescu
On 22 June 1941, Nazi Germanyball launched Operation Barbarossa, attacking the Soviet Unionball on a wide front. Romaniaball joined the offensive crossing the river Prut. After recovering Bessarabiaball and Northern Bukovinaball (Operation München), Romaniaball fought side by side with Nazi Germanyball onward to Odessa, Sevastopol, Stalingrad and the Caucasus.
The total number of troops involved on the Eastern Front with the Romanian Third and Fourth Army was second only to that of Nazi Germanyball. The Romanian Army had a total of 686,258 men under arms in the summer of 1941 and a total of 1,224,691 men in the summer of 1944. The number of Romanian troops sent to fight Soviet Unionball exceeded that of all of Germany's other allies combined.
In February 1943, with the decisive Soviet Unionball counter-offensive at Stalingrad, it was growing clear that the tide of the war turned against the Nazi Germanyball. By 1944, Romaniaball economy was in tatters because of the expenses of the war, and destructive Allied air bombing throughout Romaniaball, including the capital, Bucharestball. In addition, most of the products sent to Nazi Germanyball were provided without monetary compensation. As a result of these "uncompensated exports", inflation in Romaniaball skyrocketed, causing widespread discontent among the Romanian population, even among groups and individuals who had once enthusiastically supported Nazi Germanyball and the war.
On 23 August 1944, King Michael of Romania led a coup against Axis with support from opposition politicians and most of the army, successfully deposing the Antonescu dictatorship. The King then offered a non-confrontational retreat to Nazi Germanyball ambassador Manfred von Killinger. But the Nazi Germanyball considered the coup "reversible" and attempted to turn the situation around by military force. The Romanian First, Second (forming), and what little was left of the Third and the Fourth Armies (one corps) were under orders from the King to defend Romaniaball against any Nazi Germanyball attacks.
King Michael offered to put the Romanian Army, which at that point had nearly 1,000,000 men, on the side of the Allies. Surprisingly, with Soviet Unionball occupying parts of Romaniaball, Stalin immediately recognized the king and the restoration of the conservative Romanian monarchy.
"I do not see Romania as a legacy from my parents, but as a country lended from our children" - King Michael
In a radio broadcast to the Romanian nation and army on the night of 23 August King Michael issued a cease-fire, proclaimed Romaniaball's loyalty to the Allies, announced the acceptance of an armistice (to be signed on September 12) offered by UKball, USAball, and Soviet Unionball, and declared war on Nazi Germanyball.
The coup accelerated Soviet Unionball advance into Romaniaball, but did not avert a rapid occupation and Soviet Unionball captured about 130,000 Romanian soldiers, who were transported to Soviet Unionball clay where many died in prison camps.
The armistice was signed on 12 September 1944, on terms virtually dictated by Soviet Unionball. Under the terms of the armistice, Romaniaball announced its unconditional surrender to Soviet Unionball and was placed under occupation of the Allies with Soviet Unionball as their representative, in control of media, communication, post, and civil administration behind the front.
It has been suggested that the coup may have shortened World War II by up to six months, thus saving hundreds of thousands of lives. During the Moscow Conference in October 1944 Winston Churchill of UKball proposed an agreement to Soviet Unionball leader Joseph Stalin on how to split up Eastern Europe into spheres of influence after the war. Assholeball offered Soviet Unionball a 90% share of influence in Romaniaball.
On 24 August Nazi Germanyball troops attempted to seize Bucharestball and suppress Michael's coup, but were repelled by the city's defenses, which received some support from USAball Air Force (good guy USAball, not like his asshole dad who forgot his promise and then sold us).
Other Nazi Germanyball units in the country suffered severe losses: remnants of the Sixth Army retreating west of the Prut River were cut off and destroyed by Soviet Unionball, which was now advancing at an even greater speed, while Romanian units attacked German garrisons at the Ploiești oilfields, forcing them to retreat to Hungaryball. Romaniaball captured over 50,000 Nazi Germanyball prisoners around this time, who were later surrendered to Soviet Unionball.
In early September, Soviet Unionball and Romaniaball entered Transylvaniaball and captured the towns of Brașov and Sibiu while advancing toward the Mureș River. Their main objective was Clujball, a city regarded as the historical capital of Transylvaniaball. However, the Second Hungarian Army was present in the region, and together with the Eighth German Army engaged the Allied forces on 5 September in what was to become the Battle of Turda, which lasted until 8 October and resulted in heavy casualties for both sides.
Also around this time, Hungaryball carried out his last independent offensive action of the war, penetrating Arad County in western Romaniaball. Despite initial success, a number of Romaniaball cadet battalions managed to stop the Hungaryball advance at the Battle of Păuliș, and soon a combined Romaniaball - Soviet Unionball counter-attack overwhelmed Hungaryball, who gave ground and evacuated Arad itself on 21 September.
Romaniaball ended the war fighting against Nazi Germanyball alongside Soviet Unionball in Transylvaniaball, Hungaryball, Yugoslaviaball, Austriaball and Czechoslovakiaball, from August 1944 until the end of the war in Europe.
In May 1945, the First and Fourth armies took part in the Prague Offensive. The Romanian Army incurred heavy casualties fighting Nazi Germany. Of some 538,000 Romanian soldiers who fought against the Axis in 1944 - 45, some 167,000 were killed, wounded or went missing.
After the war, under the 1947 Treaty of Paris, the Allies did not acknowledge Romaniaball as a co-belligerent nation but instead applied the term "ally of Hitlerite Germany" to all recipients of the treaty's stipulations. Like Finlandball, Romaniaball had to pay $300 million to the Soviet Unionball as war reparations.
However, the treaty recognized that Romaniaball switched sides on 24 August 1944, and therefore "acted in the interests of all the United Nations". As a reward, Northern Transylvaniaball was, once again, recognized as an integral part of Romaniaball, but the border with the Soviet Unionball was fixed at its state on January 1941, restoring Bessarabiaball and Northern Bukovinaball to Soviet Unionball and Southern Dobrujaball remained to Bulgariaball.
TL;DR: World War II was a disaster for Kingdom of Romaniaball. He never wanted the war and wanted to remain netural, was democractic, and when Soviet Unionball clay ambitions came he leaned towards the Allies that have previosuly promised him clay integrity, but they refused him. Then due to secret Nazi - Soviet pact he lost even more clay, feeling betrayed by the west its people leaned towards Nazi Germanyball to recover some of the lost clay. When he got Bessarabiaball and Northern Bukovinaball back he wanted to stop arguing that its not his war and he should focus on taking back Northern Transylvaniaball from Kingdom of Hungaryball, but under Nazi Germanyball pressure he had to continue. When Nazi Germanyball was losing he had a coup and changed sides with the Allies, Soviet Unionball agreed, and they fight together up to Viennaball. When it was clear that Allies would win, in negociations UKball betrayed him again giving Soviet Unionball 90% influence over him. And in the peace negociations he still lost Bessarabiaball and Northern Bukovinaball to Soviet Unionball and paid $300 million as war reparations (after they stole 120 tons of 24k gold from him in World War I). He gained Northern Transylvaniaball back however but not Southern Dobrujaball. Basically he ended up more fucked up than Polandball. In 2004 UKball historians held a conference in Predealball to explain why it wasn't their fault, it hardly convinced anyone. World War II may have been a victory for the allies in the west, but it was a defeat for all eastern europe except Soviet Unionball.
☭ Communism ☭ (1945 - 1989) Edit
In Kingdom of Romaniaball, Soviet Unionball occupation following World War II facilitated the rise of the Communist Party as the main political force, although the Communist Party was small and unpopular they won the votes, shortly after they initiated a coup where King Michael was forced to abdicate and a single-party of people's republic was established in 1947 becoming last country from Eastern Bloc to become communist.Between 1948 and 1950, he hunted down and arrested all the democrats and legionaries from his clay.
"The invasion of Czechoslovakiaball is a great error that will make nothing more than to disturb the peace in Europe and to stop the spread of socialism in the world." - Nicolae Ceausecu
SR Romaniaball became good friends with North Koreaball and Chinaball and started making trading with the west. Also he made SR Romaniaball a great trading power and a great industrial power and the GDP growth of SR Romaniaball was 10% every year, but unfortunately this golden age was going to last just until 1977 when a great earthquake destroyed a great part of Bucharestball.
After taking some money for rebuilding Bucharestball, SR Romaniaball borrowed 11 billion dollars from UNball because he wanted to build the House of the People (Now the seat of the Parliament of Romania and the second-largest administrative building in the world).In that moment all the money SR Romaniaball had were already invested, and because Ceausescu wanted to pay those money back to UNball back as quikly as possible and he decided to take the money he needed from any possible source. Famine had starded, every one had problems with electricity and hot water was nearly imposible to exist in any house.
After falling of Berlin Wall and Fall of Warsaw Pact, SR Romaniaball was the only communist country in Warsaw Pact (exept for Soviet Unionball). On 16 december 1989, Lasló Trókes said bad things about the regime and he needed to be exiled, but people revolted simmilar to the French Revolution.
On 16 December 1989 a popular revolution starts in Timișoaraball. On 20 December 1989 Ceausescu returns from Iranball to deal with the revolt and labels the revolutionaries in Timișoaraball as enemies of socialism.
On 21 December 1989 he gathers a lot of people in Bucharestball to boost the population's support for socialism. But the reaction is the opposite, the people start shouting "We are the people, down with the dictator!", "Death to the murderer!", etc. Ceausescu sends the army to deal with the revolutionaries and fighting on the streets begin.
22 December 1989, after fighting on the streets, the army sides with the democrats. Ceausescu and his wife were executed and SR Romaniaball became democratic. SR Romaniaball had the bloodiest revolution in 1989 with 1104 deaths and many wounded.
"Better loafer than traitor, better hooligan than dictator, better ruffian than activist, better dead than communist" - From the hooligan's anthem.
Present Day (1989 - Present) Edit
Romaniaball had it's new constitution in 1991 when Moldovaball became democratic. After two mineriades (revots of miners), in 1996 Romaniaball had a better president and started relations with USAball. After 9/11 Romaniaball supported USAball in his wars.
He was becoming corrupt, but in 30 October 2015 the Colectiv Club fire happend (64 deaths, four of five members from the band that sang died too, over 200 wounded, a hope destroyed) many people went on the street and protested peacefully (something new for Romaniaball) against the goverment because if the corruption wasn't dominating the goverment the Colectiv Club incident wasn't going to happen. It had success for a while and Romaniaball became the fastest growing economy of europe.
In February 2017, the new goverment from the same f***** party (Social-Democrat)
fuck socialism it is mostly old people who vote them anyway wanted to forgive some of the corrupt politicians that are in jail and eliberate them. Over 600.000 people protested peacefully against the goverment again and again for a week until the govermnet accepted their demands. The law was abrogated but the same people are in power.
- Moldovaball is his wife.
- Transnistriaball is his stepson.
- Szekelylandball is the separatist rebel son of Hungaryball.
- Wallachiaball and Moldaviaball are his parents.
- Daciaball and SPQRball are his grandparents.
Romaniaball has many cities but the most notorious are:
- Bucharestball - My great capital. Many nightclubs, malls and an awesome therme. Like all cities he has a dangerous neighborhood called Ferentari (from FER). Many protests. He is also nicknamed "Little Paris". Good friend with Sofiaball and Belgradeball. Rival of Budapestball. The legend says he was named after a shepherd called Bucur, in love with a young lady called Dâmboviţa (that's the river that crosses the city).
- Cluj-Napocaball - Capital of Transylvaniaball. He keeps the most of interwar era buildings in Romania. Home of UNTOLD festival.
- Constanțaball - Only big-city with sea acces. With Mamaiaball, his little son, and Costinestiball. With a little help from Old Borderball he makes money from tourism and overseas transportation. Many Islams, Greeks and Russians here, but they live in peace. Good friend with Istanbulball, Varnaball and Thessalonikiball.
- Iașiball - Capital of Moldova (not Beserrabia). Very cultural and nice. Good friend with Chișinăuball.
- Sibiuball - European Capital of Culture in 2007. Many historic buildings. Also the first prototype of space rockets (somewhere around 1500-1600). Home of Scandia Sibiu, the best pateu in Romania.
- Timișoaraball - My Prague. Home of the Revolution and the most liberal city in Romania. Soon European Capital of Culture in 2021. Good friend with Novi Sadball.
- Brașovball - The city between the mountains. Many ski resorts in the area and the Biggest Catholic Church in Eastern Europe. Also look for the Brasov sign on the mountain, just like in Hollywood, near Bran Castle.
- Târgovișteball - Old capital. Where Vlad the Impaler ruled. And Ceausescus were killed.
- Bulgariaball in the south.
- Serbiaball in the south-west.
- Bozgor in the north-west.
- Wife in the north-east.
- Ukraineball in the North and East.
Latin Brothers Edit
- Moldovaball Jr., not wife (She is Moldovaball Sr.), the western part of mom that united with dad.
- Bukovinaball, half of it... :'( ... fuck Sovietball ... :'( ... never forget Fântâna Albă massacre.
Bessarabiaball ROMANIAN CLAY!
The Romanian alphabet is a modification of the classical Latin alphabet and consists of 31 letters, five of which (ă, â, î, ș, ț) have been added for the phonetic requirements of the language.
Ă sounds like a in "Above" where as A sounds like a in "Father".
Ș sounds like "s" in "Shopping" where as S sounds like s in "Song".
Ț sounds like "zz" in "Pizza" where as T sounds like t in "Time".
Â and Î is the same sound and letter, but Â is used in the middle of a word while Î at the beginning and at the end of a word for aesthetic reasons. They have nothing that can be compared to in english, but sounds like this.
- Așa, și?/și ce dacă? (so what?).
- Pe care (on which) - Romanian grammarnazi's favourite.
- Vorbești Românește? (Do you speak Romanian?)
- Foarte tare frate (Very cool bro)
- Să îi pice fața! (To have his face fallen off) - to be surprised.
- Să îi pice fisa! (To drop his coin) - to suddenly get it.
- Să scoți din pepeni (To drive out of watermelons) - to drive nuts.
- Să îi sară muștarul (To have his mustard jump off) - to lose temper.
- Să mergi pe mâna mea (To walk on my hand) - to trust me.
- Să își bage picioarele (To stick his feets in) - to call it quits.
- La mama naibii (At the devil's mother) - far away.
- Să aibă un morcov în fund (To have a carrot in the bum) - to look nervous.
- Să tragi un pui de somn (To pull a chick of sleep) - to sleep for a short duration.
- Ca baba și mitraliera (Like an old lady and a machine-gun) - very unfit for the task.
- Să calci pe bec (To step on a lightbulb) - to make a mistake.
- Floare la ureche (Flower at ear) - easy.
- Dus cu pluta (Gone on a raft) - crazy.
- Sugativă (Blotting paper) - drunkard.
- Să te îmbeți cu apă rece (To get drunk with cold water) - to fool yourself.
- Să plimbe ursul (To walk the bear) - to go away and leave me in peace.
- Să frece menta (To rub the mint) - to waste time.
- Să taie frunze la câini (To cut leaves at the dogs) - to waste time.
- Să te aburească (To throw vapors at you) - to try to fool you.
- Să te bage in ceață (To put you in the fog) - to try to fool you.
- Să te ducă cu preșul (To carry you with the rug) - to try to manipulate and fool you.
- Să iei țeapă (To take a spike) - to be fooled, resulting in your own misfortune.
- Să vândă gogoși (To sell doughnuts) - to tell lies.
- Praf (Dust) - extremly tierd, low quality.
- Varză (Cabbage) - extremly tired, low quality.
- A avea ac de cojocul tău (To have needle for your coat) - To promise revenge.
- Tufă de Veneția (Venice bush) - stupid.
- Beton (Concrete) - cool.
- Minte creață (Curly mind) - unusual ideas.
- La Paștele cailor (At the horses’ Easter) - it will never happen.
- Să te lupți cu morile de vânt (To fight with the windmills) - to do pointless things.
- Să-ți ajungă cuțitul la os (To have the knife reach your bone) - to not be able to take anymore.
- Să se uite ca cioara la ciolan (To stare like the crow at the bone) - to be confused.
- Să se uită ca pisica în calendar (To stare like the cat at the calendar) - to be confused.
- Să bagi mâna-n foc (To put your hand in the fire) - to vouch for someone.
- Televizorul are purici (The TV has fleas) - there's static on the TV.
- Ai casa în pantă? (Is your house on a slope?) - suggesting you should close the door.
- Merge cu cioara vopsită (Walks with the painted crow) - is dishonest, unfair, a liar.
- Să faci din ţânţar armăsar (To make a stallion out of a mosquito) - to exaggerate.
- Să căzi din lac în puț (To fall from the lake in the well) - to go from bad to worse.
How to draw Edit
Drawing Romaniaball is simple.
- Draw the basic circle shap and divide it into three vertical stripes.
- Colour the stripes respectively of these colours: blue, yellow, red.
- Draw two eyes, fill them with white and you've finished.