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Reichtangle (German: Reichteck) is the main antagonist from the Polandball comics. He is a countryball character representing the future EU-icon Viertes Reich, or just a tall rectangle version of German Empireball.

On /r/polandball, Reichtangle is only the Fourth Reich while the German Empire-icon Second Reich is a normal ball. However, in other places, Reichtangle is sometimes used to represent both.

He is a tall, slender character with small white dots for eyes. He tends to loom over his peers and thoroughly creep them out. He's very stärk but tends to prefer to "play" with the other countries. This, though, tends to end in Reichtangle "breaking" his "toys". Many think of Reichtangle as "evil", or "demonic", but, really, he's just like a patriot, serving his country.

History

Main article: German Empireball

Reichtangle was probably created after the split of Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball (The products were Germany-icon East Germanyball, Germany-icon West Germanyball, and ReichTime Reichtangle)

Reichtangle Now

Some scientists have speculated that he might be a being emanating from Germanyball and the EUball, and also coming from the Fourth dimension, thus explaining his anachronistic and otherworldly appearance. When he awoke to the modern world he sought out his successful father Germany-icon Germanyball and helped him (possibly with metaphysical powers) shape a new persona: EU-icon EUball. It MUST be noted that said persona, while dominant now, may occasionally hallucinate seeing the Reichtangle in the mirror... and it is subtly believed that, someday, EU-icon EUball may fall asleep... and never wake up.

How to summon Reichtangle

There is a game based on this by Wassuper26. It is scientifically proven Reichtangle can be summoned by annoying Germanyball. The best way to do that is asking him for anything until he can no longer take it. Another way to summon Reichtangle is by not paying your debts to EUball. Eventually, he will be forced to reveal his true self become Reichtangle to force you to pay up. However, you may end up summoning Merkelreichtangle if you use the EU to summon Reichtangle.

Another way to summon him is to do the reich ritual... To do this,you must draw a tall rectangle with the colour red.Then surround it with red 6 candles and after that place voodoo dolls of former German states.Then after that say Anschluss 3 times,eventually a portal from the 2nd dimension will appear and that will release the Reichtangle.


Flag Color

Colour Name RGB CMYK HEX
Black 0,0,0 C63-M52-Y51-K100 #000000
White 255,255,255 N/A #FFFFFF
Monza 221,0,0 C4-M89-Y100-K1 #DD0000

Relations 

Family

Friends/Freunde

Reichtangle was not a particularly skilled socialite. But he managed -- sometimes...

Enemies/Fiende

  • UK-icon UKball - Zey vere good freunds until Belgium got between zem. Zey schtill get along, zough..... YOU STUPID ISLAND! YOU ONLY WON BECAUSE OF COLONIES! YOU RUIN SCHLIEFFEN PLAN FUK YOU!
  • France-icon Franceball - Natural enemies. I partially like his fazher/mozher, but zey fight a lot...Stepmother... Anschluss victim...
  • USA-icon USAball - Vhy did ich even vant to be allied viz Mexicoball...?
  • Portugal-icon Portugalball - Yuo idiot ally of UKball...
  • Belgium-icon Belgiumball - Yuo have not many clay, yuo just vorzhless shortcut into Frankreich...Another anschluss victim...
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball - Yuo are a part of ze shortcut to France, sayings thanks to Schlieffen! Another anschluss victim...
  • RussianEmpire-icon Russian Empireball - Yuo pay me and ich let you leave...
  • Poland-icon Polandball - Mein favorite anschluss victim...ANSCHLUSS!!!!!
  • Other anschluss victims such as Luxembourg-icon Luxembourgball, Switzerland-icon Switzerlandball, Austria-icon Austriaball, and Czech-icon Czech Republicball... ANSCHLUSS THEM...ANSCHLUSS THEM ALL!!!!!!!!
  • Greece-icon Greeceball - PAY DEBT!!!!!! OR ELSE YOU VILL BE ANSCHLUSSED!!!!! SO, VÖRK UND PAY DEBT NOW!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAD ONE JOB!! AND THAT WAS TO STAY NEUTRAL. WHY YOU MARRY KAISER'S SISTER BUT YOU JOIN TRIPLE ENTENTE????
  • Yemen-icon Yemenball - Yuo stole mein flag...ANSCHLUSS!!!!!

Quotes

  • "Guten tag ..."
  • "Reich zeit!"
  • "Bitte."
  • "Anschluss?"
  • "Hallo...!"
  • "GET AVAY."
  • "ha ha A.U. cannot into SQUARE"

How to draw

Drawing Reichtangle is simple:

  • Divide the rectangle in three rectangles (don't take them apart).
  • Color them black(for the top), white (middle) and red (for the bottom)
  • Draw the eyes as white dots, and you are finished.

Gallery

Artwork

Comics

See also


EN:Reichtangle

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