Reichtangle (German: Reichteck) is the countryball character representing the future Viertes Reich, or just a tall rectangle version of German Empireball.
On /r/polandball, Reichtangle is only the Viertes Reich while the Zweite Reich is a normal ball. However, everywhere else, Reichtangle can be used to represent both.
He is a tall, slender character with small white dots for eyes. He tends to loom over his peers and thoroughly creep them out. He's very stärk but tends to prefer to "play" with the other countries. This, though, tends to end in Reichtangle "breaking" his "toys". Many think of Reichtangle as "evil" but, really, he's just like a child, learning to play. Unfortunately this child is ridiculously stärk and obsessed with "Anschluss". This means he's often lonely; with only
Austria-Hungaryball to keep him company.
How to draw
Drawing Reichtangle is simple:
- Divide the rectangle in three rectangles (don't take them apart).
- Color them black (for the top), white (middle) and red (for the bottom)
- Draw the eyes (it has to be tiny eyes) and you are finished.
(Note- this is only theorized. It hasn't been proven yet.)
Some scientists have speculated that he might be an omnipotent being emanating from the fourth dimension, thus explaining his anachronistic and otherworldly appearance. When he awoke to the modern world he sought out his successful father
Germanyball and helped him (possibly with metaphysical powers) shape a new persona:
EUball. It MUST be noted that said persona, while dominant now, may occasionally hallucinate seeing the Reichtangle in the mirror... and it is subtly believed that, someday,
EUball may fall asleep... and never wake up.
Germanyball - Vater
Africans - Colony
Austriaball - Somewhat uncle
Naziball - Grandvater und cultist who worships mich as Gott und Vaterland (I might have been created from him)
EUball - Ja baby... I'm back to Anschluss some
Reichtangle was not a particularly skilled socialite. But he managed.... sometimes....
Omsk bird - Mein ONLY beste freund...
is a goot Kebab freund dat hates everyone mei hate and can into oil.
Gib Ossteritchhates mein enermies too.
UKball - They were good friends until Belgium got between them. They still get along, though.
Franceball - Natural enemies. I Kinda like his father/mother, but they fight a lot... Stepfather/Stepmother...Anchluss victim
USAball - Vy did Ich even vanted to get ze alliance with Mexicoball...
Canadaball - Ich will get you fur Vimy... Wait, you like Anschluss? I have another friend!
Portugalball - Yuo idiot ally of UKball...
Belgiumball - Yuo have not many clay, yuo just worthless shortcut into Frankreich...Another anchluss victim
Netherlandsball - Yuo are a part of the shortcut to France, sayings thanks to Schlieffen!Another anchluss victim
Russian Empireball - Yuo pay me and Ich let you leave.
Polandball - Favorite anchluss victim.
Other anchluss victims such as
"Guten tag ..."
" Kill Kill "
|Federal Republic of Germany: Anschluss über alles|
|States||Baden-Württembergball • Bavariaball • Berlinball • Brandenburgball • Bremenball ( Bremerhavenball) • Hamburgball • Hesseball • Lower Saxonyball • Mecklenburg-Vorpommernball • North Rhine-Westphaliaball • Rhineland-Palatinateball • Saarlandball • Saxonyball • Saxony-Anhaltball • Schleswig-Holsteinball • Thuringiaball|
|Former entities||Natives • Germaniaball • Saxonsball • East Franciaball • Holy Roman Empireball • Kingdom of Prussiaball • German Empireball • Weimar Republicball • Nazi Germanyball • Saar Protectorateball • ReichRawr • West Germanyball und East Germanyball|
|Deutschland, Deutschland über alles! <code> Or else </code>...|