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Reichtangle (German: Reichteck) is the Main antagonist from the Polandball comics. He is a countryball character representing the future Viertes Reich, or just a tall rectangle version of German Empireball.
On /r/polandball, Reichtangle is only the Fourth Reich while the Second Reich is a normal ball. However, in other places, Reichtangle is sometimes used to represent both.
He is a tall, slender character with small white dots for eyes. He tends to loom over his peers and thoroughly creep them out. He's very stärk but tends to prefer to "play" with the other countries. This, though, tends to end in Reichtangle "breaking" his "toys". Many think of Reichtangle as "evil" but, really, he's just like a patriot, serving his country.
- Main article: German Empireball
Some scientists have speculated that he might be an being emanating from Germanyball and the EUball, and also coming from the Fourth dimension, thus explaining his anachronistic and otherworldly appearance. When he awoke to the modern world he sought out his successful father Germanyball and helped him (possibly with metaphysical powers) shape a new persona: EUball. It MUST be noted that said persona, while dominant now, may occasionally hallucinate seeing the Reichtangle in the mirror... and it is subtly believed that, someday, EUball may fall asleep... and never wake up.
How to summon Reichtangle
There is a game based on this by Wassuper26. It is scientifically proven Reichtangle can be summoned by annoying Germanyball. The best way to do that is asking him for anything until he can no longer take it. Another way to summon Reichtangle is by not paying your debts to EUball. Eventually, he will be forced to
reveal his true self become Reichtangle to force you to pay up. However, you may end up summoning Merkelreichtangle if you use the EU to summon Reichtangle.
Another way to summon him is to do the reich ritual...
To do this,you must draw a tall rectangle with the colour red.Then surround it with red 6 candles and after that place voodoo dolls of former german states.Then after that say Anchluss 3 times,evetually a portal from the 2nd dimension will appear and that will release the reichtangle.
Relations(ha ha ha as iv)
Germanyball - Vater who wish I never existed
Austriaball - Somewhat uncle
Naziball - Grandvater und cultist who worships mich as Gott und Vaterland (I might have been created from him)
EUball - Ja baby... I'm back to Anschluss some homophobic Untermensch
Reichtangle was not a particularly skilled socialite. But he managed... sometimes...
Omsk bird - Mein ONLY beste freund...
Ottomanball is a goot Kebab freund dat hates everyone mei hate and can into oil.
Gib Ossteritchhates mein enermies too.
UKball - They were good friends until Belgium got between them. They still get along, though.
Franceball - Natural enemies. I Kinda like his father/mother, but they fight a lot...Stepmother... Anchluss victim
USAball - Vy did Ich even vanted to get ze alliance with Mexicoball...
Canadaball - Ich will get you fur Vimy...
Wait, you like Anschluss? I have another friend!
Portugalball - Yuo idiot ally of UKball...
Belgiumball - Yuo have not many clay, yuo just worthless shortcut into Frankreich...Another anchluss victim
Netherlandsball - Yuo are a part of the shortcut to France, sayings thanks to Schlieffen!Another anchluss victim
Russian Empireball - Yuo pay me and Ich let you leave.
Polandball - Favorite anchluss victim.
Other anchluss victims such as Luxembourgball, Switzerlandball, Austriaball, Czech Republicball
"Guten tag ..."
"ha ha A.U. cannot into SQUARE"
How to draw
Drawing Reichtangle is simple:
Divide the rectangle in three rectangles (don't take them apart).
Color them black(for the top), white (middle) and red (for the bottom)
Draw the eyes (it has to be tiny eyes) and you are finished.
|States||Baden-Württembergball • Bavariaball • Berlinball • Brandenburgball • Bremenball ( Bremerhavenball) • Hamburgball • Hesseball • Lower Saxonyball • Mecklenburg-Vorpommernball • North Rhine-Westphaliaball • Rhineland-Palatinateball • Saarlandball • Saxonyball • Saxony-Anhaltball • Schleswig-Holsteinball • Thuringiaball|
|Former entities||Natives • Germaniaball • Saxonsball • East Franciaball • Holy Roman Empireball • Kingdom of Prussiaball • German Empireball • Weimar Republicball • Nazi Germanyball • Saar Protectorateball • ReichRawr • West Germanyball und East Germanyball|
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