is a province of Canada-icon Canadaball which speaks (Broken) French, directly descending from New Franceball. He makes the 80% of the world's maple syrup and tries desperately to gain independence, but can't decide if he really wants it. He likes to give headache to Canada


In 1608 France-icon French Empireball discovered him, a 3-icon native. Due to the preference of the French to live in Europe rather than on this other side of the world where the winters are pains, almost nobody settled in the huge territories of New-Franceball. And so the population grew slowly, until the french got (most of) their shit together, around 1663. Eclipsed by other colonies in size, and ignored by France, UK-icon British Empireball conquered him with a lack of luck and a limitted opposition (which still caused monstrous human damage to him), and annexed him in 1759. Filthy loyalists from Thirteen Coloniesball then came, took half of the New-French territories, named "Canada". Meanwhile, in 1838, Québec tried to revolt, kick out UKball and create a Republic, but the plan failed. Later, they had two (failed) referendums for independence. (If you disagree about his nation status, he'll stab you with a very sharp hockey stick made out of maple syrup candy)



He sometimes enjoys hating them.

The Francophonie

  • France-icon Franceball - Grandma!!! I promisse to you that one day I will became a powerfull French-speaking COUNTRYball in the Americas... Mais am I sufficiently adult to live independently? What does it looks like ?
  • Louisiana-icon Louisianaball - Little Sister. You aren't that bad actually.
  • New Brunswick-icon New Brunswickball - Your accent is even worse than mine, but you still have a lot of seafood.
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Dad claims that he invented maple syrup and poutine! Please ¬¬ (Je ne suis pas Canadian... Je suis Québecois)
  • Ontario-icon Ontarioball - Esti d'loyaliste !


  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - I like him because he hates UKball. (Why I need to obey a Queen that lives in the other side of the Atlantic in England ... Je ne parle pas l'anglais. )


He can hate anyone if he feels like it.

  • Nunavut-icon Nunavutball - Natives.
  • UK-icon UKball - Go back to Europe grandpa! REMOVE ANGLO!!! I will never speak English... wait a second ... D'Oh tabarnak (Je parlais anglais).
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE²!
  • USA-icon USAball - REMOVE BURGER INFLUENCE! Vous destroyed Louisinana's french culture ! Je will destroy votre !
  • Ontario-icon Ontarioball - Go back to burgerland vous smelly loyalist! Votre clay was mine !!! Invaders!!!!

How to draw

  1. Draw a circle
  2. Color background sky Blue (RGB: 0, 36, 150)
  3. Draw a white cross
  4. Draw four fleur-de-lis in the four blue spaces, but you can draw white crosses if you're lazy
  5. Add eyes and done.


  • "Squareheads"
  • "Poutine"
  • "Tabarnak"
  • "Caliss d'esti de saint ciboire!"
  • Je ne parle eh ou aboot, (Je ne parle Anglais). Je ne suis même pas une flèche droite comme cet idiot ... pour la dernière fois que je ne suis pas le Canada !!!
  • "Colis d'esti d'tabarnak d'épais d'anglo a marde!!!" -About Canada



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