PuertoRico-icon Puerto Ricoball is an USA-icon American territoryball. He used to be a province of Spanish-Empire-icon Spainball, but USAball conquered it after the Spanish-American war.


Puerto Rico is usually very nice to anyone, but he gets very mad if he gets confused with Cubaball. He can also get very cocky.

Fun facts:

  • Puerto Rico has the most clay of all US territories, and even has more land than two US states. In other words, he is the largest territory.
  • Puerto Ricoball copied his look from Cubaball to show support to the Cuban and Puerto Rican wars for independence.
  • Puerto Rico isn't just an island, but rather an archipelago.
  • 70% of USAball's rum comes from Puerto Ricoball.
  • He also has the largest single dish telescope in the world (not long until Chinaball finishes building a radio telescope more bigger and effective by 2016)
  • San Juan is the oldest European-founded city in all of the US (and territories).
  • He has a bioluminescent bay.
  • If you include Spanish-Empire-icon Spanish Empireball, Puerto Ricoball is actually older than USAball.
  • His name wasn't always Puerto Rico. Before the Spanish came, it was called "Boriké" and then it was called San Juan Bautista and the capital was called Puerto Rico. Jealous of the name the capital had, he decided to switch it.
  • He have another referendum to decide whether he can into state or independence. He chosen become a state.


  • Spain-icon Spainball: His mother. They had a somewhat good/bad relationship but mostly good. He fought for independence against her only to be anschlussed by USAball.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball: Brother. Both have similar cultures but are geographically very far away.
  • USA-icon USAball: Stepfather. Both had complicated relationships with each other, but it all turned cool somewhere in the 60s. Now, he's pissed off that he's still a territory, but that's WashingtonDC-icon Washington's fault.
  • Cuba-icon Cubaball: Brother. Both always have had a great relationship until the Cuban revolution. Once he became communist, their relationship strained severely. After the recent embassy openings USAball in Cubaball (and vice versa), Puerto Ricoball and Cubaball are good brothers and can hang out again......kinda....... they are "hermanitos" nonetheless....
  • Mexico-iconMexicoball: Worst Latinos... still Latino brothers
  • Dominican-icon Dominican Republicball: Brother. Both fight a lot over baseball, but in general get along pretty great like best buddies. Pretty much frenemies. 
  • Canada-icon Canadaball: Moose and Syrup. Cool, adoptive uncle who never visits. 



The geography of Puerto Rico consists of an archipelago located between the Caribbean Sea and the North Atlantic Ocean, east of the Dominican Republic and west of the Virgin Islands. The main island ofPuerto Rico is the smallest and most eastern of the Greater Antilles. With an area of 3,515 square miles (9,104 km2), it is the 82nd largest island in the world. Various smaller islands and cays, including Vieques, Culebra, Mona, Desecheo, and Caja de Muertos comprise the remainder of the archipelago with only Culebra and Vieques being inhabited year-round. Mona is uninhabited through large parts of the year except for employees of the Puerto Rico Department of Natural Resources.