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Philippinesball, officially known as the Republic of the Philippines is a sovereign archipelagic countryball in Southeast Asia in the western Pacific Ocean.
To his north across Luzon Strait lies Taiwanball; West across the South China Sea or West Philippine Sea sits Vietnamball. The Sulu Sea to the southwest lies between the country and the island of Borneo, and to the south the Celebes Sea separates him from other islands of Indonesiaball. He is bounded by his own sea.
He is categorized broadly into three main geographical divisions: Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao. With a population of 100 million people, Philippinesball is the seventh most populated Asian countryball and the 12th most populated countryball in the world. An additional 12 million Filipinos live overseas
The Philippinesball was first inhabited by Negritos, then they were supplanted by Malayo-Polynesians who established city-states known as Barangays. When Chinese, Indians and Arabs arrived in the Philippines, the barangays developed into several competing prehispanic states which were: the huangdoms of Ma-i and Pangasinan, the kingdoms of Tondo, Maynila and Namayan, the Kedatuan of Madja-as, the rajahnates of Butuan and Cebu and the sultanates of Lanao, Maguindanao and Sulu.
These states were under the domination of Majapahitball and then, Manila, Tondo and Sulu soon came to be invaded by Bruneiball, with the rest of the Philippine prehispanic states going to war against Bruneiball.
Their strategic location in Asia made them an especially important hub for trade, earning them the title of "Pearl of the Orient".
In 1521, Spainball, sailing from Latin-America, gasped and invaded these prehispanic states, naming the territory "Las Islas Filipinas" (King Philip the Second's Penthouse of Death.) Later on, Spainball lose to the USAball and put Philippinesball up for adoption. USAball came in and took the young victim under his belt before letting him go in 1946.
Philippinesball is known for being loyal, very polite, hospitable, friendly, hardworking, patriotic, protective and industrious to those people with a boss-like mentality or a true ally. He is known to have Pinoy Pride - a Filipino mentality where in they get proud at the littlest or biggest international recognition.
He is a Third World Country and acts like one. He usually likes drinking beer, having fiestas, and love of street games. He is also really fond of using the internet and is known to be the Selfie Capital of the World. Philippinesball is always updated about everything about socal media especially when it is about men and women who are pretty.
Those mentioned are general, but still his people can be a little against with the others due to "oppression" and "discrimination", these mentioned are claims of Bisayas to the Tagalaogs.
Right now, Philippinesball is going through tough times that's why he is experiencing mood swings, as if he is in the puberty stage.
- Canadaball: My British half-French Tito (uncle) ko po also great immigration than Stepfather America and fellow APEC member. I like him for many gwapos and gwapas.
- Indonesiaball - One of my favorite Asian Countries since we share many common traits. Helps me against my enemies.
- Japanball: He gives me cool things and a lot of mangas and animes to read. Thankings for signing loan for new railway and defense pact! Pilipinas be also otaku country.
- South Koreaball: Aking Estudyante (Student). South Korea, while being a first world country is horribly inept at English, and they hate their own educational system. Since language classes are cheaper here, they come here to study English. They love to sell Samsung, watch Koreanovelas, play LoL and anything else.
- UKball: Is the Lolo (Grandfather) of Philippinesball, he is also the adoptive father of Philippinesball's neighbours such as Malaysiaball, Tringapore, Myanmarball, and Hong Kongball. Lolo UK often tells him and his cousins about the once great British Empire which influences Phil into conquer the world by OFWs. Still has Northen Ireland... good or bad - doesn't bother me for right now.
- Franceball: A Nice place who helps us. Also a favorable destination because Eiffel Tower.
- Germanyball: Philippines also celebrate Oktoberfest and reputed to be as fun as the original one. IS good partner and friend.
- Faceblock: They don't call us the "Selfie capital of the world" for nothing.
- Mexicoball: Kuya who takes care of me when
bastard fatherpapa Spainball, is away. Good brother and do not beat me in boxing! We both love to shout puto when Spainball is around.
- Cubaball: My Kuya who sent me missionaries before he run away and was under padre and papa like... I miss you kuya. I wish I can see you again real soon...
- Hong Kongball: Wanted to remove dim sum regime in his city. Also good vacation spot, especially Disneyland.
- Asian Las Vegas: Where I waste my money. Also wants to remove dim sum in his city.
- Spainball: His so-called "real" and absolutely crappy father used to be slapbox rich but now is much poor and miserable. Even though Philippines hates how his father desecrated him as a foreigner, he still hates him for introducing him to Christianity and Pasko(Christmas) in a bigoted and backwards way. Spain still blames Philippines for Magellan's death and in turn, Philippines will ALWAYS ignore him on father's day. Phil never seems to love him since the USA will always be the superior authority(USABall used propaganda to brainwash Philip). This mixed relationship confuses some country balls since Spain's invasive occupation lasted for 333 years.
- East Timorball: Philippines' only Catholic friend in East Asia and a cousin on both Phil's side of the family (East Timor is Portugese and under Tito Aus a brief period of time so both are Hispanic-Anglo- Catholic Asian). They are both often bullied in school for being too Hispanic, and too Catholic but they celebrate Christmas with each other and sometimes hangout with Papua New Guinea (he is under Tito Aus as well and Phil is helping him into Asean), Palau (Phil's brother with same fathers, he is also under a Hispanic country, Spain and is also part of Anglosphere via USAball) and Christmas Islandball.whom they also celebrated Christmas with.
- Vietnamball - My only communist ally against that cat-eating Tsina! I love the fact that Vie defeated the USAball(By himself), somehow. However, she had a multiple-personality disorder. After the endless bombs of napalm, by USAball, she managed to cure herself from it... and we now love each other.
- Australiaball- His bad-ass Tito who trained him and the one who babysit him during WWII.
- Papua New Guineaball- Fishing buddies and adopted cousins via Anglosphere. He is helping him into Asean. Scared of his cousin at times for he heard he is into cannibalism.
- Iranball - Trade tropical fruits in exchange for oil. Students also come here to study English like SouthKoreaball. Papa USAball doesn't approve of this friendship.
- Russiaball: June 12 is a special day for both of us! It is op my Independence Day and por him, it is op Russia Day. Unfortunately, papa America does not approve of our friendship. But I will ally with him whether papa likes it or not!
- Guamball - Fellow Spanish East Indies island the Pacific. We were adopted by USAball after the Spanish-American War. His cute baby bro!
- Palauball - Another Spanish East Indies island. Adopted by USAball as well after World War II. Can into independence since 1994. He sadly has to close his embassies in Palau which made his younger brother cry. Does not into callings op asian
(despite the fact that there are Japanese speakers in Angaur.)
- Northern Mariana Islandsball - Also another Spanish East Indies island. Adopted by USAball after the war.
- Micronesiaball - fellow Spanish East Indies island! Of also not callings asian.
- Israelcube - I provided safe haven for many Jews during World War II. He recently gib me aid during Typhoon Yolanda and some new shiny equipment to fight dimsum (we gib thankings to you!). Nice TAR-21, gib me Iron Dome technology! You were invaded and genocided, but thriving today as a politically influential defender against your Antagonists. Truly, an unique oddity in my eyes.
- Italyball - Philippinesball loves Italyball's cars, pizza, and chocolate. He gib me AW109 Anti-submarine helicopter to fight Hopia's cheap subs! Gib A129 Mangusta!
- Vaticanball - Mabuhay ang Santo Papa! Sorry that I cursed you for traffic problems. <3
- Christmas Islandball - East Timor and I celebrate Christmas with this ball together!
- All other Hispanoballs (especially Equatorial Guineaball) - Brothers and sisters.
- Gibraltarball - He hates Espanya and removes Paella from premises!
- Indiaball - Money Lenders (5/6).....Indiaball "Bayad utang". Remember your representative in 1994, she won when we hosted Miss Universe back in 1994.
- Argentinaball - One of my brothers to Spainball, but he is known here as a corned beef brand. But we have good relations, and we celebrated our 65th anniversary of our bilateral relationships during our former presidents tenures. Gib citrus fruits plox! I hope we meet each other soon, brother. We can also into female leadership.
- Chileball - fellow APEC member and brother to Spainball, I always give him aid when in time of need, and he gives me back. We have good relations. Thank you also for your warm contributions on Typhoon Yolanda. I will be forever in your debt.
- USAball: Real foster Father, you are the greatest. Without you, I would never regain my Patriotism by myself.
BUT YUO IS OP BRAINWASH ME PAPA SPAIN IS OP BETTER IMPERIALIST!
- Chinaball: Good political ally. I learned from USAball to partner with others, cautiously. But still, NINE DASH LINE IS OP ILLEGAL! YUO IS A BULLY! even thou you is bully,
gib investment ploxI will cooperate with yuo.
- Spainball: I hate you for good reasons. If you considered civilizing as replacing my perfect alphabet with the incapable Latin alphabet that is absolutely never designed with or capable with an Austronesian language, then I will treat you as every invader that occupied my land for "civilization," "religion," "colonization," and "empire." Being Pearl of the Orient would be fun again and playing politics as you watch and rot in your own demise will be fun. If you think damaging my identity will stroke your ego, too bad since I already created a FAR SUPERIOR AND More AMERICAN IDENTITY.
- Malaysiaball - GIB SABAH! Remember 1968 and 1985! Even if you're technically tito (which is op weird...)!
- Bruneiball - GIB SABAH!
- South Vietnamball - WHY YOU SEIZE SOUTHWEST CAY!? IS OP PHILIPPINE TERRITORY! YOU LITTLE INGRATE! AFTER ALL THE AID I GAVE YOU DURING YOUR FIGHT AGAINST YOUR COMMUNIST BROTHER AND THIS IS HOW YOU PAY ME!?!? NORTH VIETNAM BEST VIETNAM!
- REMOVE NORTH KIMCHI! BIETNAM BETTER COMMUNIST! KEBAB IS BETTER.(BUT STILL BAD) BRING IT ON, MOTHERFUCKER!! I AM NOT ASIAN JUST LIKE YOU WILL NEVER BE KOREAN, you stupid Chinese Buffer State!!!
- ISISball: Why yuo attack me!!!! Yuo insulted my face when you throw my flag and replace it with yours?!! WTF?!! REMOVE MAUTE! I wish yuo op gone!!! NOW YUO ATTACK MARAWI, TWO MONTHS MARTIAL LAW!!!
- Pakistanball: Supporter and best friend of Dim Sum. Stands with that Tsina in the South China Sea dispute. He also has terrorists in his land! I hope India will take care of him.
- Empire of Japanball: REMEMBER BATAAN DEATH MARCH! REMOVE BANZAI SUSHI! REMOVE TENTACLES! But I thank you for carelessly leaving your gold here - at the time when AMERICA dominated you and turned you into that usable
weaklingbusiness partner. You call me, Asian. Fool, you are the same as Spain.
- Bangsamoroball: Okay, you fucking bastard. You attacked Zamboanga, Sulu, Basilan, and the Magindanao just to recognize yourself as a country. I WILL AVENGE SAF 44, AND I'M NOT SIGNING YOUR STUPID BASIC LAW. I HOPE YOU GET REMOVED IMMEDIATELY, KETUPAT KEBAB.
- Drug users: REMOVE DRUGS!!!!
- Spainball - Considered "Mother and Father." (He agitated the various regions enough, sparking the Philippine Revolution. "Create the Philippines", my kulata!)
- USAball: Real
- UKball -
- Canadaball - Adoptive Uncle
- Ecuadorball - Cousin
- Colombiaball - Cousin
- Australiaball - Adoptive Uncle
- New Zealandball: Adoptive Uncle
- Mexicoball: Brother
- Chileball: Brother
- Peruball: Brother
- Argentinaball: Brother
- Liberiaball - Adoptive sister
- Puerto Ricoball - Brother
- Cubaball - Brother but he is op komunista.
- American Samoaball - Adoptive Brother
- Guamball - Brother
- Marshall Islandsball - Brother
- Palauball - Brother
- Micronesiaball - Brother
- Northern Mariana Islandsball - Adoptive Brother
- Sri Lankaball - Cousin through Spainball
- United States Virgin Islandsball - Adoptive Brother
- Papua New Guineaball - Adoptive Cousin
- Indonesiaball: Cousin
- Malaysiaball: Cousin/Adoptive Uncle
- Bruneiball: Cousin
- Italyball: Uncle
- "I ate so much Chinese food last night that I farted out smog."
- "What's the difference between a terrorist and a Chinese? A terrorist has sympathizers."
- "Baaluut!! Baaluutt!!"
- "Putang ina mo!"
- "Yuo stop speaking English! I nosebleed!"
- "Why does nobody of treating me as Asyano?"
| Republika ng Pilipinas |
|Autonomies||National Capital Regionball • Cordilleraball • Ilocosball • Cagayan Valleyball • Central Luzonball • Calabarzonball • Mimaropaball • Bicolball • Western Visayasball • Central Visayasball • Eastern Visayasball • Negros Island Regionball • Zamboanga Peninsulaball • Northern Mindanaoball • Davaoball • Soccsksargenball • Caragaball • Muslim Mindanaoball|
|Former entities||Native Islanders • Spanish Manilaball • United States Philippinesball • Commonwealth of the Philippinesball • Second Philippine Republicball • First Philippine Republicball • Kingdom of Tondoball • Sultanate of Suluball|
|Association of South East Asian Nations|
|Members||Indonesiaball • Malaysiaball • Philippinesball • Tringapore • Thailandball • Bruneiball • Vietnamball • Laosball • Myanmarball • Cambodiaball|
|Observers||Papua New Guineaball • East Timorball|