Paraguay started out as a free 7ball , then Spainball adopted him, however he never was given any attention by his adoptive mother. It has no sea since
he broke away from Spainball birth. But he manages to get out to sea.
By 1860 Paraguay was of stronk, he could into railroads and steam ship, but then his brother Uruguayball was of raped from the inside, so he declared war on the evil alter ego of his brother, but Brazilball didn't like this so he declared war on Paraguay, Argentinaball meanwhile let Brazilball's troops pass through his territory, so Paraguayball invaded Argentina, however Brazilball and Argentinaball, along with Uruguayball plotted an evil plan and raped Paraguayball, and anclushed most of his clay.
Paraguay had of lost many land and people. Almost 70 percent of his male. He lost many clay. His economy was
shit bad. He had no friends and was left alone to die.
The 20th Century of comings along. The Gran Chaco came in. The unresolved border conflict with Bolivia over Chaco region was finally of erupted in the 1930s in the Chaco War. After into many losses Paraguay defeated Bolivia and established its soverginity over most disputed Chaco region. Even though this had o happenings, they are still of having good relationships.
There were many civil war and revolution going on in Paraguay after that. In the 1980s, Paraguay was in a battlefield. Coups, revolutions were everywhere. The US helped to stop these coups. After some more years, Paraguay was a good, peaceful country.
Today, Paraguay is slow in technology. His army still has Shermans and M3 Stuarts. His airfare even has propeller planes which are real sad. Even though, he is of improving economy, healthcare and other stuff. He is of makings good relationships with other countries like Uruguayball, that once were enemies with.
Paraguay was a very confident in his early years as a countryball, he believed that he could conquer all South America! But then .... The Paraguayan War happened, and he got raped.
Since he got raped by Brazilian Empireball , he got trauma, very depressing, always saying negative stuff, this wond probably will not heal.
Uruguayball - I-I THOUGH WE WERE BROTHERS! WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME? *cries*
Argentinaball - No! Please don't kill me ...
Brazilball - F-Fear ... Please don't rape me! Ayuda!
Boliviaball - These two are nice to each other. After Paraguayan War, Bolivia sent food and aids to Paraguay. Bolivia did not care when Paraguay captured some southern parts of him.
Mexicoball - Almost nothing in common. No known countryball hates spicy food more than Paraguayball. He covets Mexicoball's nice beaches though.
USAball - Good friend. Gave tanks, planes, helicopters and others military stuff. Th-thanks for helping me.
Spainball - Mama help! My brothers are bullying me!
Portugalball - CONTROL YOU SON PLEASE
UKball - UK gives money for vacation in Paraguayan lands.
Russiaball - He gave tanks to Uruguay but did not to Paraguay. He hates him. He buy many steaks, much money iinto him because of Russia.
|Republic of Paraguay|
|Departments||Alto Paraguayball • Alto Paranáball • Amambayball • Asunciónball (capital) • Boquerónball • Concepciónball • Caaguazúball • Caazapáball • Canindeyúball • Centralball • Cordilleraball • Guairáball • Itapúaball • Misionesball • Ñeembucúball • Paraguaríball • Presidente Hayesball • San Pedroball|
|Historical entities||Guaraníball • Spanish Empireball • Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball|