|“||If I’d lived in Roman times, I’d have lived in Rome. Today, America is the Roman empire, and New York is Rome itself. New York is the center of the earth.||”|
— John Lennon
New Yorkball is one of the 50 stateballs of USAball.
He is usually overshadowed by Fake New York, but has a successful liberal government in Albanyball, and when his upstate side (REAL New York) is given the chance, he can be really nice, there's also an island that's long east of Fake New York, it exists and cannot into statehood. Also, Rochesterball cannot into the normal weather. New Yorkball likes to make fun of New Jersey, and rightfully so.
He was the eleventh state to ratify the Constitution, on July 26, 1788.
- Netherlandsball - Great Grandpa.
- UKball- Mother
- USAball - Father
- Original Thirteen Colonies - Original thirteen siblings
Major Cityballs Edit
- Albanyball - Capitalball
- New York Cityball - Yuo kno who he is
- Buffaloball - Has Niagara Falls
- Rochesterball - Upstate cityball
- Syracuseball - Upstate cityball
Relations With StateballsEdit
- Californiaball - Your Hollywood whores are getting really annoying! And stop thinking you're the greatest state of all! I am!...damn. you sure hate me. YOU WANT TO LEAVE THE UNION, EH? GOOD! DO IT SO WE CAN STOP PAYING WELFARE FOR YOUR WATER AND YOUR STUPID BULLET TRAINS! GOOD LORD, YOU'RE WORSE THAN MASSACHUSETTS!
- Massachusettsball - You will pay for your witch trials, you conservative prick. You may have anchlussed me in a few alternate future vids, but that will never happen MOFO! Just can't understand why you're so mean. Why can't you be like the rest of New England? Be like Maine, please.
- CSAball - You gonna rise again or what? Do it so we Northerners can anchluss you and stop paying taxes so you peasants can have some sort of infrastructure.
- Vermontball- The one that got away. I sympathize with you guys against Assholistan.
- New Jerseyball - LOL Favorite toilet.
- Wiccaball- You aren't actually a state, but I'm sorry about what Assholistan did to you. You're pretty interesting as a matter of fact.
How to draw Edit
Like almost every US state, New Yorkball is only a coat of arms on a blue background:
- Color the basic circle shape of this blue
- Draw the coat of arms of New York (state) in the center
- Draw the eyes and you've finished.