If I’d lived in Roman times, I’d have lived in Rome. Today, America is the Roman empire, and New York is Rome itself. New York is the center of the earth.
— John Lennon

New Yorkball is one of the 50 stateballs of USAball.

He is usually overshadowed by Fake New York, but has a successful liberal (progressive when in support of Bernie Sanders) government in Albanyball, and when his upstate side (REAL New York) is given the chance, he can be really nice. There's also an island that's long east of Fake New York called Long Island, it's drunk and rambles on about statehood. There is also, Rochesterball which cannot into the normal weather. New Yorkball likes to make fun of New Jersey, and rightfully so. New York has the 12th largest economy in the world, so if he became his own country, like Texasball and Californiaball (which won't happen, as the Civil War decided that), he could into G20.

History Edit

New Yorkball was born as a 3ball, later adopted by UKball in Colonial Americaball. In 1776, he rebelled with 12 other states and became USAball. In the 1800-1900s Italyballs came to New Yorkball to make Pizza.

He was the eleventh state to ratify the Constitution, on July 26, 1788.

Relations Edit

Family Edit

Major Cityballs Edit

Relations With StateballsEdit

  • California-icon Californiaball - Your Hollywood whores are getting really annoying! And stop thinking you're the greatest state of all! Well, Newsflash: I am!!! God...damn. You sure hate me. YOU WANT TO LEAVE THE UNION, EH? GOOD! DO IT SO WE CAN STOP PAYING WELFARE FOR YOUR WATER AND YOUR STUPID BULLET TRAINS! GOOD LORD, YOU'RE WORSE THAN MASSACHUSETTS! SEE YA! Although, we do unite under Trump and Hillary, either or both of them. #StillBerning
  • Massachusetts-icon Massachusettsball - You will pay for your witch trials, you conservative prick. ALSO I BEAT YOU IN A SUPER BOWL LOLOLOLOL STUPID CHEATER LOLOLOL.
  • CSA-icon CSAball - You gonna rise again or what? Do it so we Northerners can anschluss you and stop paying taxes so you peasants can have some sort of infrastructure. States' rights my rear end!
  • Vermont-icon Vermontball- The one that got away. I sympathize with you guys against Assholistan. #STILLSANDERS
  • NewJersey-icon New Jerseyball - LOL Favorite toilet. Will Anschluss once he takes a shower
  • Wicca-icon Wiccaball- You aren't actually a state, but I'm sorry about what Assholistan did to you. You're pretty interesting as a matter of fact.
  • Indiana-icon Indianaball - Fuck you Indiana! Drink the Kool-Aid already!
  • Connecticut-icon Connecticutball - Current girlfriend, but not sure if she is cheating with New Jerseyball or not.

How to draw Edit

Like almost every US state, New Yorkball is only a coat of arms on a blue background:

  1. Color the basic circle shape of this blue
  2. Draw the coat of arms of New York (state) in the center
  3. Draw the eyes and you've finished.


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