|“||If you ain't dutch, you ain't much!||”|
Netherlandsball, aka. Dutchball, is a Western European countryball. His clay is bordered by Germany's and Belgium's. Drugs are legal, with people being allowed to buy up to five grams of Marijuana in coffee shops. People are even able to grow up to three plants of it in the privacy of their own home. Netherlands also legalises abortion and euthanasia. Netherlands should not be confused with Holland (because those are two provinces). Also this the first nation to legalize gay marriage. Known for dikes, dams and polders.
Netherlandsball is the adopted son of Spainball, and he was born in the 1500s. He was taken away by his half brother Austriaball but got his independence in 1648 after fighting a war with him, helped by his aunt Franceball, and changed his name from the long Austrian Netherlandsball to Dutch Republicball.
Around this time, he developed interests such as navigation, trade, and colonising, as seen by his sons Dutch East Indiesball (now known as Indonesiaball) and Surinameball. His clay was occupied by Franceball, in 1795/6, and when she left in 1814, he changed his name to United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball, still unaware of his sons with Franceball, Belgiumball, and Luxembourgball, later delivered and raised by UKball.
In the Great War, Netherlandsball chose to remain neutral as his neighbours Reichtangle and UKball fought over his estranged son Belgiumball's clay, but was beaten by Nazi Germanyball in 1940, and his clay was anschlussed for four years, along with all the Jewcubes he had sheltered from Nazi Germanyball.
After his distant cousin Canadaball liberated him, he reluctantly gave his sons Indonesiaball independence in 1948, and Surinameball in 1975. He joined the EU, his cousin in 1957 as a founding member, and now spends his days smoking weed with his smoking buddies Jamaicaball and Uruguayball, and building dams. He is also a founding member of NATOball in 1949.
Netherlandsball is usually stoned. Sometimes he can be found smoking weed with Jamaicaball and Uruguayball. He's friendly to most countries. He actually has a lot of money, and is a very good swimmer since most of the time his clay is underwater.
- Belgiumball and Luxembourgball - Part of Benelux.Lets eat food at our border town of Baarle.
- Japanball - Nice anime! Nice games! I make a nice port And I almost colonized her (
Yuo wait... One day, I will show her the way of the weed)...
- Australiaball Nephew.
- Franceball - Former lover. Mijn favourite holiday destination.
- Chinaball - We give them two pandas dus we like them!
- Indonesiaball - My unappreciative and very rebellious son. He never let me smoke in his house. He always says to me that he hates seeing me smoking marijuana and that this is ruining my health and my memory ... of what I was even saying ... ah I was talking about my son!!!! Gib satay and studentes!
- Surinameball - Hij is a good jonge. Mijn favourite son!
- South Africaball - Son wie speaks weird Nederlands.
- bonaireball, sint-maartenball, Sint Eustatiusball and and Sababall- Sons that lives in the Caraïben.
- Arubaball- my territory who has square currency (and still practices that black face thing were trying to stop people doing.)
- Curaçaoball - Who? Oh, hem. Hij is good, I guess?
- Spainball - Defeated me in 2010 FIFA World Cup, got my beautiful revenge in 2014 FIFA World Cup by 5-1!
- Jamaicaball - Smoking buddy.
- Uruguayball - Another smoking buddy.
- Austriaball - Estranged half-brother. Less said, de beter.
- Canadaball - Pretty nice guy. Let me hang out at his place for a while when Naziball kicked me out. He managed to "talk" him back into letting me go home. Ik send flowers every year to thank him.
- EUball - Founding member! Hij is sometimes nice, but Ik am niet sure if hij has best interests...
- Germanyball - Béét weird relation: Wan het isn't Anschluss time, he is one of best fliends. But when 't is, hij is one of my biggest fears. And also gib leopard tank.
- UKball - Used to be mijn worst enemy, now hij is fine, hoor.
- USAball - I'm friends with a few of his children.
- South Koreaball - The best Korea (sincerely)
- Swedenball - Trade friend, but hij defeatings me en heb me eliminated from 2018 World Cup. Also, my friend, i just saw that i win 2 times against you. I'm not sure if it was or not?
- Turkeyball - Defeatings of me in euro 2016 with 3-0. also of gettings Nederturken to riot in Rotterdamball. Also Ik am not of fascist banana republic, am fokken kingdom, dumb turk
- Nazi Germanyball- fokken bookshelves
- Philippinesball - WHY YOU REMOVE DRUGS
- North Koreaball - BUT WHAT SHIT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THE CAPITALISTS? YOU OF HAVING LEGALIZED DRUGS, BUT, DO YOU HAVE SHIT ON THE HEAD IN EXPLODING US AND NATO STAFF? I AM A CAPITALIST! I SINCERELY THINK SOUTH KOREA IS THE BEST KOREA, I HOPE THAT CHINA, RUSSIA AND SOUTH KOREA ANSCHLUSS YOU, HIEHIEHIEHIEHIE! REMOVE KIM DYNASTY!
I heard yuo like to get high on drug too.
- North Hollandball - He's alright and the main reason why I am always get stoned.
- South Hollandball - He's different then North Hollandball and has the biggest harbour of Europe, the parliament and the government.
- Drentheball - A lot of dolmens. A lot of people don't even know people live here.
- Flevolandball - All of his clay is under the water. Biggest artificial island in the world.
- Frieslandball - Farmer, cows, speaks Frisian. Also, a lot of skaters and Elfstedentocht.
- Gelderlandball - His name sounds like money in Dutch. He has a lot of woodys, motorcrosses, bike lanes and falmers.
- Groningenball - More farmers and cows and has a lot of gas. Suffers earthquakes because of gas. Don't say he is a Frisian. He also has some communistses.
- Limburgball - Has the only mountain in the country. Home of André Rieu and the roughest roller coaster manufacturer ever. Celebrates a lot of carnival. He is almost Belgian.
- North Brabantball - Home of forests, pubs and villages, also celebrates a lot of carnival. He is like Limburgball almost Belgian.
- Overijsselball - Farmers, Hansa cities and streams.
- Utrechtball - Smallest province by area. Still, 1.268.489 inhabitants, and the busiest train stations possible.
- Zeelandball - Meneer Bolus. The sea nearly killed him in 1953 and will drown as first. Tries to convince oll of mij people to come and visit him. In the winter.
|Regions||Netherlandsball (mainland) • Arubaball • Bonaireball • Curacaoball • Sababall • Sint Eustatiusball • Sint Maartenball|
|Provinces||North Hollandball • South Hollandball • Drentheball • Flevolandball • Frieslandball • Gelderlandball • Groningenball • Limburgball • North Brabantball • Overijsselball • Utrechtball • Zeelandball|
|Main cities||Amsterdamball • Haarlemball • Den Haagball • Rotterdamball • Assenball • Lelystadball • Almereball • Leeuwardenball • Arnhemball • Nijmegenball • Groningenball (city) • Maastrichtball • 's-Hertogenboschball • Eindhovenball • Zwolleball • Enschedeball • Utrechtball (city) • Middelburgball|
|Historical entities||Natives • SPQRball • Western Roman Empireball • Franciaball • Middle Franciaball • HREball • Duchy of Burgundyball • Austrian Empireball • Seventeen Provincesball • Spanish Empireball • Dutch Republicball • Batavian Republicball • | Kingdom of Hollandball • United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball|
|Founders||Belgiumball • Franceball • Germanyball • Italyball • Luxembourgball • Netherlandsball|
|€ Euro Zone €||Austriaball • Cyprusball • Estoniaball • Finlandball • Greeceball • Irelandball • Latviaball • Lithuaniaball • Maltaball • Portugalball • Slovakiaball • Sloveniaball • Spainball|
|Other Members||Bulgariaball • Croatiaball • Czechball • Denmarkball • Hungaryball • Polandball • Romaniaball • Swedenball|
|Future Members|| Albaniaball • Bosniaball • |
|Members Out||Faroe Islandsball • Greenlandball|
|Members to Leave|| UKball ( Isle of Manball) (voted to leave in 2016) • |
| *Migrants |