Netherlandsball, aka. Dutchball, is a Western European countryball. His clay is bordered by Germany's and Belgium's. Drugs are legal, with people being allowed to buy up to five grams of Marijuana in coffee shops. People are even able to grow up to three plants of it in the privacy of their own home. Netherlands also legalises abortion and euthanasia. Netherlands should not be confused with Holland (because those are two provinces). Also the first nation to legalize gay marriage.


Netherlandsball is the adopted son of Spain-icon Spainball, and he was born in the 1500s. He was taken away by his half brother Austriaball but got his independence in 1648 after fighting a war with him, helped by his aunt France-icon Franceball, and changed his name from the long Austrian Netherlandsball to Dutch Republicball.

Around this time, he developed interests such as navigation, trade, and colonising, as seen by his sons Dutch East Indiesball (now known as Indonesiaball) and Surinameball. His clay was occupied by France-icon Franceball, in 1795/6, and when she left in 1814, he changed his name to United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball, still unaware of his sons with France-icon Franceball, Belgiumball, and Luxembourgball, later delivered and raised by UK-icon UKball.

In the Great War, Netherlandsball chose to remain neutral as his neighbours Reichtangle and UK-icon UKball fought over his estranged son Belgiumball's clay, but was beaten by Nazi-iconNazi Germanyball in 1940, and his clay was anschlussed for four years, along with all the Jewcubes he had sheltered from Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball.

After his distant cousin Canada-icon Canadaball liberated him, he reluctantly gave his sons Indonesiaball independence in 1948, and Surinameball in 1975. He joined the EU, his cousin in 1957 as a founding member, and now spends his days smoking weed with his smoking buddies Jamaica-iconJamaicaball and Uruguay-icon Uruguayball, and building dams. He is also a founding member of NATOball in 1949.


Netherlandsball is usually stoned. Sometimes he can be found smoking weed with Jamaica-icon Jamaicaball and Uruguay-iconUruguayball. He's friendly to most countries. He actually has a lot of money, and is a very good swimmer since most of the time his clay is underwater.


  • Belgium-icon Belgiumball and Luxembourg-icon Luxembourgball - Part of Benelux.
  • Australia-icon Australiaball Nephew.
  • France-icon Franceball - Former lover. Mijn favourite holiday destination.
  • China-icon Chinaball - We give them two pandas dus we like them!
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - My unappreciative and very rebellious son. He never let me smoke in his house. He always says to me that he hates seeing me smoking marijuana and that this is ruining my health and my memory ... of what I was even saying ... ah I was talking about my son!!!! Gib satay and studentes!
  • Suriname-icon Surinameball - Hij is a good jonge. Mijn favourite son!
  • South Africa-icon South Africaball - Son wie speaks weird Nederlands.
  • bonaireball, sint-maartenball, Sint Eustatiusball and and Sababall- Sons that lives in the Caraïben.
  • Aruba-icon Arubaball- my territory who has square currency (and still practices that black face thing were trying to stop people doing.)
  • Spain-icon Spainball - Defeated me in 2010 FIFA World Cup, got my beautiful revenge in 2014 FIFA World Cup by 5-1!
  • Jamaica-icon Jamaicaball - Smoking buddy.
  • Uruguay-icon Uruguayball - Another smoking buddy.
  • Austria-icon Austriaball - Estranged half-brother. Less said, het beter.
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Pretty nice guy. Let me hang out at his place for a while when Naziball kicked me out. He managed to "talk" him back into letting me go home. Ik send flowers every year to thank him.
  • EU-icon EUball - Founding member! Hij is sometimes nice, but Ik am niet sure if hij has best interests...
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - Béét weird relation: Wan het isn't Anschluss time, he is one of best fliends. But when 't is, hij is one of my biggest fears. And also gib leopard tank.
  • UK-icon UKball - Used to be mijn worst enemy, now hij is fine, oor.
  • USA-icon USAball - I'm friends with a few of his children. Colorado-icon Washington-icon Oregon-icon Alaska-icon California-icon Nevada-icon Massachussets-icon Maine-icon


  • Sweden-icon Swedenball - Trade friend, but hij defeatings me en heb me eliminated from 2018 World Cup.


  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - Defeatings of me in euro 2016 with 3-0. also of gettings Nederturken to riot in Rotterdamball. Also Ik am not of fascist banana republic, am fokken kingdom, dumb turk
  • Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball- fokken bookshelves


  • North Hollandball - He's alright and the main reason why I am always get stoned.
  • South Hollandball - He's different then North Hollandball and has the biggest harbour of Europe, the parliament and the government.
  • Drenthe-icon Drentheball - A lot of dolmens. A lot of people don't even know people live here.
  • Flevoland-icon Flevolandball - All of his clay is under the water.
  • Friesland-icon Frieslandball - Farmer, cows, speaks Frisian. Also, a lot of skaters and Elfstedentocht.
  • Gelderland-icon Gelderlandball - His name sounds like money in Dutch. He has a lot of woodys, motorcrosses, bike lanes and falmers.
  • Groningen-icon Groningenball - More farmers and cows and has a lot of gas. Suffers earthquakes because of gas. Don't say he is a Frisian. He also has some communistses.
  • Limburg-icon Limburgball - Has the only mountain in the country. Home of André Rieu and the roughest roller coaster manufacturer ever. Celebrates a lot of carnival. He is almost Belgian.
  • North Brabantball - Home of forests, pubs and villages, also celebrates a lot of carnival. He is like Limburgball almost Belgian.
  • Overijssel-icon Overijsselball - Farmers, Hansa cities and streams.
  • Utrecht-icon Utrechtball - Smallest province by area. Still, 1.268.489 inhabitants, and the busiest train stations possible.
  • Zeeland-icon Zeelandball - Meneer Bolus. The sea nearly killed him in 1953 and will drown as first. Tries to convince oll of mij people to come and visit him. In the winter.


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