Netherlandsball is the adopted son of Spainball, and he was born in the 1500s. He was taken away by his half brother Austriaball but got his independence in 1648 after fighting a war with him, helped by his aunt Franceball, and changed his name from the long Austrian Netherlandsball to Dutch Republicball.
Around this time, he developed interests such as navigation, trade, and colonising, as seen by his sons Dutch East Indiesball (now known as Indonesiaball) and Surinameball. His clay was occupied by Franceball, in 1795/6, and when she left in 1814, he changed his name to United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball, still unaware of his sons with Franceball, Belgiumball, and Luxembourgball, later delivered and raised by UKball.
In the Great War, Netherlandsball chose to remain neutral as his neighbours Reichtangle and UKball fought over his estranged son Belgiumball's clay, but was beaten by Nazi Germanyball in 1940, and his clay was anschlussed for four years, along with all the Jewcubes he had sheltered from Nazi Germanyball.
After his distant cousin Canadaball liberated him, he reluctantly gave his sons Indonesiaball independence in 1948, and Surinameball in 1975. He joined the EU, his cousin in 1957 as a founding member, and now spends his days smoking weed with his smoking buddies Jamaicaball and Uruguayball, and building dams. He is also a founding member of NATOball in 1949.
Netherlandsball is usually stoned. Most of the time he can be found smoking weed with Jamaicaball and Uruguayball. In the tiny bit of time that he's not high, he's friendly to most countries. He actually has a lot of money for a stoner, and is a very good swimmer since most of the time his clay is underwater.
He is very good at building dams to protect his clay from flooding.1 Day he doesn't smoke sunday, then he has to build dams!!!
- Belgiumball and Luxembourgball - Part of Benelux.
- Franceball - Former lover. My favourite holiday destination. Has worse cheese than mine.
- Indonesiaball - My unappreciative and very rebellious son. He never let me smoke in his house. He always says to me that he hates seeing me smoking marijuana and that this is ruining my health and my memory ... of what I was even saying ... ah I was talking about my son!!!! Gib satay and student!
- Surinameball - He's a good lad. My favourite son!
- South Africaball - Son who speaks weird Dutch.
- Netherlands Antillesball - Son that lives in the Carribeen.
- Curacaoball - Who? Oh, him. He's good, I guess?
- Sealandball - Yuo will never be recognized, you irrelevant little shit country.
- Spainball - Defeated me in 2010 FIFA World Cup, got my beautifull revenge in 2014 FIFA World Cup by 5-1!
- Jamaicaball - Smoking buddy.
- Uruguayball - Another smoking buddy.
- Austriaball - Estranged half-brother. Less said the better. (Stupid aryan trying to anschluss me...)
- Canadaball - Pretty nice guy. Let me hang out at his place for a while when Naziball kicked me out. He managed to "talk" him back into letting me go home. I send flowers every year to thank him.
- EUball - The main reason that made me from the irrelevant farmer country that I once was to the country I am today.
- Germanyball - Kinda weird relation: When it isn't anschluss time, he is one of my best friends. But when it is, he is one of my biggest fears.
- UKball - Used to be my worst enemy, now he is fine.
- EUball - I'm sorry! Kebab is making me leave yuo! Remove kebab!
- USAball - I'm friends with a few of his children.
- Sea - IS OF WORST ENEMY!!! DEFEATED IN 1953! HAHAHA!!!!! REMOVE SEA LEVEL RISES FROM THE PREMISES!!!
- Nazi Germanyball- Former Enemy who anchlussed me.1940 worst day of my life.
- Turkeyball- HOW DARE YUO CALL ME NAZI! NO KEBAB MINISTA IN MY CRAY!
- Islamball- OH, HOW I HATE YUO!! MY TRADITION IS RUINED WITH YUO!!! STOP SENDING MOER IMMAGRANTSES!!!!! REMOVE KEBAB!!!! REMOVE!!!
- German Empireball- Almost taking all of me in world war 1 you deserved to die you stupid weed taker!
- North Hollandball - He's alright and the main reason why I am always stoned. He also produces cheese.
- South Hollandball - He's different then North Hollandball and has the biggest harbour of Europe, the parliament and the government.
- Drentheball - A lot of dolmens. A lot of people don't even know people live here.
- Flevolandball - All of his clay is under the water.
- Frieslandball - Farmer, cows, speaks Frisian. Also, a lot of skaters and Elfstedentocht.
- Gelderlandball - His name sounds like money in Dutch. He has a lot of woods, motorcrosses, bike lanes and farmers.
- Groningenball - More farmers and cows and has a lot of gas. Suffers earthquakes because of gas. Don't say he is a Frisian. He also has some communists.
- Limburgball - Has the only mountain in the country. Home of André Rieu and the roughest roller coaster manufacturer ever. He is almost Belgian.
- North Brabantball - Home of forests, pubs and villages, celebrates a lot of carnival. He is like Limburgball almost Belgian.
- Overijsselball - Farmers, Hansa cities and streams.
- Utrechtball - Smallest province by area. Still, 1.268.489 inhabitants, and the busiest train stations possible.
- Zeelandball - Meneer Bolus. The sea nearly killed him in 1953 and will drown as first. Tries to convince oll of mij people to come and visit him. In the winter.
|Regions||Netherlandsball (mainland) • Arubaball • Bonaireball • Curacaoball • Sababall • Sint Eustatiusball • Sint Maartenball|
|Provinces||North Hollandball • South Hollandball • Drentheball • Flevolandball • Frieslandball • Gelderlandball • Groningenball • Limburgball • North Brabantball • Overijsselball • Utrechtball • Zeelandball|
|Main cities||Amsterdamball • Haarlemball • Den Haagball • Rotterdamball • Assenball • Lelystadball • Almereball • Leeuwardenball • Arnhemball • Nijmegenball • Groningenball (city) • Maastrichtball • 's-Hertogenboschball • Eindhovenball • Zwolleball • Enschedeball • Utrechtball (city) • Middelburgball|
|Historical entities||Natives • SPQRball • Western Roman Empireball • Franciaball • Middle Franciaball • HREball • Duchy of Burgundyball • Austrian Empireball • Seventeen Provincesball • Spanish Empireball • Dutch Republicball • Batavian Republicball • | Kingdom of Hollandball • United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball|
| European Union - United in |
|Founders||Belgiumball • Franceball • Germanyball • Italyball • Luxembourgball • Netherlandsball|
|€ Euro Zone €||Austriaball • Cyprusball • Estoniaball • Finlandball • Greeceball • Irelandball • Latviaball • Lithuaniaball • Maltaball • Portugalball • Slovakiaball • Sloveniaball • Spainball|
|Other Members||Bulgariaball • Croatiaball • Czechball • Denmarkball • Hungaryball • Polandball • Romaniaball • Swedenball|
|Future Members|| Albaniaball • Bosniaball • |
|Members Out||Faroe Islandsball • Greenlandball|
|Members to Leave||UKball ( Isle of Manball) (voted to leave in 2016)|
| *Migrants |