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Mexico-icon Mexico

Mexicoball, officially the United Mexican Statesball is a countryball with identity conflicts; he lives in North America with USA-icon USAball and Canada-icon Canadaball but he does not even share their language. The country is divided into 31 states, along with a special territory being his capital Mexico City-icon Mexico Cityball, giving him a total area of 761,610 square miles, making him the 13th largest country in the world. As of 2016, he has a population of about 127.5 million inhabitants, the 11th most populous in the world.

Mexico maintains membership in the UNball like almost every other country in the world, and is also a major NATO ally. Mexicoball is also member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon EUball.

Mexicoball isn't a poor countryball like USA-icon Masonic Burgerball mass media shows. It is true that Mexicoball isn’t as developed as the USAball, but Mexicoball would be considered a solid middle class countryball. His economy has seen a large ammount of growth due to his large trades with China-icon Chinaball and USA-icon USAball, and he is trying to reduce poverty in the country to provide more opportunities to its citizens such as jobs, education, and the installation of universal healthcare. Though he does struggle with problems like crime, drug wars, and water pollution, things are beginning looking up though, and he'll be completely developed soon! He is a relatively weak countryball right now but by 2050 it is estimated that he will be a force to be reckon with.

He can into 2026 World Cup with USAball and Canadaball. It´s the third time thatt he host the tournament, being the country who most hosted the World Cup. The cities hosting have not yet been determined. He can also into the crater of the dino-killing asteroid (Te callas Ukraine!)

His birthday is on September 16, and his astrological sign is Virgo.


65 million years ago, Mexico the earth was colonized

In 1521, Mexico was born to Spanish-Empire-icon Spainball and 7-icon 7ball, and for the next 300 years, he remained under the custody of Spanish-Empire-icon Spainball. But when his mother was defeated by France-icon Franceball in Europe, he and his brothers sought to become independent, and fought their mother, Spanish-Empire-icon Spainball.

In 1821 Mexico became independent, and fought a short war with France-icon Franceball over a pastry restaurant, before having a son (Texas-icon Texasball) who will be adopted by USA-icon USAball in 1845.

The First Mexican Empire-icon First Mexican Empireball was originally a unitary countryball, but after the fall of the monarchy in 1823 the Provinceballs of the Empire became Federated Stateballs of a Federal Republic. But in 1835 Mexico became a Unitary or Centralist Republic, and because of this many civil wars started in his clay... one of the states that hated the Centralist Republic was... Texas-icon Texasball... that joined the USA-icon USAball in 1845.

Mexicoball returned to be a Federal Republic in 1846 and tried to take back Texas-icon Texasball but USA-icon USAball resisted, in 1848 USA-icon USAball robbed gained custody of Mexicoball's sons, California-icon Californiaball, Nevada-icon Nevadaball, Arizona-icon Arizonaball, Utah-icon Utahball, Colorado-icon Coloradoball and NewMexico-icon New Mexicoball.

In 1863,France-icon Franceball tried to get control of Mexicoball, turning him again in Second Mexican Empire-icon Second Mexican Empireball, but failed miserably, and gave up in 1868 threatened by USAball just after winning over CSA-icon Confederateball. Mexicoball returned to be a Federal Republic in 1867. There was relative peace until 1910, when the Mexican Civil War caused 10 years of major fighting, and then he had some conflicts with USA-icon USAball. As a result, ReichTime Reichtangle invited him to declare war on USA-icon USAball in World War I in return for all of his sons, including Texas-icon Texasball and NewMexico-icon New Mexicoball. Mexicoball sensibly declined.

Mexicoball sided with and supported the Allies (though quite modestly) in World War II and even send some pilots to the Battle of Philippines-icon Philippinesball. However it remained mostly neutral during the Cold War, while hosting the 8-icon 8ball power Olympics in 1968. He is now known for being a 'taco illegal alien'.

Flag Colors

Main Colors

Colour Name RGB CMYK HEX
Bangladesh Green 0, 104, 71 C100-M34-Y93-K30 #006847
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFF
Philippine Red 206, 17, 38 C0-M92-Y82-K19 #CE1126

Emblem Colors

Colour Name RGB CMYK HEX
Bangladesh Green 0, 104, 71 C100-M34-Y93-K30 #006847
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFF
Philippine Red 206, 17, 38 C0-M92-Y82-K19 #CE1126
Maximum Blue Green 48, 194, 220 C78-M12-Y0-K14 #30C2DC
Saddle Brown 143, 70, 32 C0-M51-Y78-K44 #8F4620
Fawn 219, 173, 108 C0-M21-Y51-K14 #DBAD6C



  • Chile-icon Chileball - Brothers, but I still won't forgive you for those 7 goals, my hermano knows how does earthquakes feel. (Meh! Who cares? Best bro ever! Weyes and weones must live peacefully! Well, you are OUT OF WORLD COUP MUAJAJAJA.
  • Brazil-icon Brazilball - My dear primazo! He loves my novelas a lot.
  • Colombia-icon Colombiaball - Good friends and brothers. Also both have a problem with drug cartels.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - An island brother who is now in the hands of the Estados Unidos. We are rivals in boxing and beauty pageants. Unfortunately, Pacquiao can't beat Marquez, we have drug-related wars and our Miss Mexico 2016 made it to top 9! But... were Brothers! more like ummmm....... Twins! We both got screwed by Spainball at the same time but he lasted for 333 years! Sadly, Spainball blocked our ties with Philippinesball, my hermano. Never forget Escuadrón 201 . Let's get rid of drugs once and for all, brother! He likes Trump, so I guess I can forgive him. I hope your president will like AMLO.
  • Belize-icon Belizeball - My Anglo neighbor.
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Cousin and good friend. He is son of my Aunt Franceball. I understand his rivalry with USAball, we likes to make fun of his ignorance. I learned that your immigration website crashed, we need to have a meeting with the gringo.
  • UK-icon UKball - El papá de USAball and help him during World War II with little help USAball. But I had a weird feeling about him. Porque me miras me??? Wait....Dad?
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - Good amigo, many Mexican tourists go to Israel to do religious tourism.
  • Lebanon-icon Lebanonball - I received many immigrants from him. Ironic, seeing as so many immigrants run from me to USAball
  • Almost all countries in the Americas are related to Mexico
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball - Good amigo. He loves my food and doesn't like gringo like me, also, thanks for god-like manager Bora Milutinovic <3
  • Ireland-icon Irelandball - El Batallon de San Patricio :3
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - Thank yuo so much for saving mi in the world cup!!!


  • France-icon Franceball - Aunt. Ha! I beat you one time in 1867 But we are okay, now.
  • Spain-icon Spainball - Her conquest is the cause of all my troubles. Mother with long history together. Yet she say I make her proudest. And no problemo, I not recognize Cataloniaball, madre!
  • Italy-icon Italyball - TU OF FLAG STEALER!!! But tu can into Catholic too but Still! Taco is better than pizza!
  • Peru-icon Peruball - He is jealous because Tacos better than his food, el is also jealous porque ONLY MY CAPITAL has more GDP than his entire country, but still good hermano, he helped me in the 2017 Earthquake. We also have a past, Aztec and Inca empire never met, but we were powerful (Aztec>Inca)
  • China-icon Chinaball - good trading partner but... STOP COPYING EVERYTHING I DO!!! and stop trying to establish your filthy and poorly ecologicamente shops here besides, I hated you in the past...
  • USA-icon USAball (Sometimes) - We are good friends and all. Also I will not be paying stupid gringo Trump's wall! He is also my brother because we both have the same mother. (Spainball) shoot I actually share family with him. Never forget 1846! MY son Texasball still hates me for that. We are still good trading partners, and he helps me with this problem. But still you got to get rid of that Gringo Trump. Donald Trump doesen't really hate me directly. He just blames me for my illegal immigrants, but oh well, López Obrador will fix our relationship later but sorry Trump! I will not do anything about it!!!!


  •  Ukraineball - I am the dino killer! Not tu!
  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - Internet trolling rival. Also, HAHA YUO DIDNT GET TO THE WORLD CUP MU... Wait you did?!
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - ¡gringo terroristas! ¡You attack Madre! Everybody te hates
  • Texas-icon Texasball - I cannot believe you sided with that overweight covered gringos. #TEXMEX!!!! You are too patriotic and American, I CANNOT TOLERATE THAT!!! For that reason here, illegal immigrants. Now let th reform your state and make them my own again.
  • Guatemala-icon Guatemalaball - Of clay theif. He is also pretty annoying. Guatemala is currently hostile because Chiapasball and Soconuscoball. I hates that my inept government don't put a wall to you. No te iguales, no me digas "hermano".
  • Jamaica-icon Jamaicaball - (AKA DRUG PERSON) ¡HIJO DE PUTA! TU BEAT ME IN COPA ORO! How can you into defeat mi en mi own game of futbol?! Yo will get of revenge 2019!
  • Netherlands-icon ¡NO ERA PENAL! - I have not forgotten yet how Arjen Putorobben stealt our pass to quarters!!! A
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - ok so yuo are mad at me just because of your ship being detained? well you aren't going to get it back you gringo communist!!!!! don't you dare nuke me for this! and your leader might have caused that earthquake in my clay?
  • Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball - this fascist hijo de puta is the reason I was involved in WW2, he attacked my freaking petroleum ship


And 31 states:

And 1 extraordinary entity and capital:

States to be recovered in the North:California-icon Californiaball, Texas-icon Texasball, NewMexico-icon New Mexicoball, Arizona-icon Arizonaball, Colorado-icon Coloradoball, Nevada-icon Nevadaball, Utah-icon Utahball

States to be recovered in the South:El Salvador-icon El Salvadorball,Guatemala-icon Guatemalaball, Honduras-icon Hondurasball, Nicaragua-icon Nicaraguaball, Belize-icon Belizeball

States to be recovered in the Caribbean: * Cuba-icon Cubaball, Dominican-icon Dominican Republicball and PuertoRico-icon Puerto Ricoball






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