|“||Ya como chingas pinche Trompetas y tu muro||”|
Mexicoball, officially the United Mexican Statesball is a countryball with identity conflicts; he lives in North America with USAball and Canadaball but he does not even share their language. The country is divided into 31 states, along with the federal district being his capital Mexico Cityball, giving him a total area of 761,610 square miles, making him the 13th largest country in the world. As of 2016, he has a population of about 127.5 million inhabitants, the 11th most populous in the world.
Mexico maintains membership in the UNball like almost every other country in the world, and is also a major NATO ally. Mexicoball is also member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.
Mexicoball isn't a poor countryball
like USAball mass media shows. It is true that Mexicoball isn’t as developed as the USAball, but Mexicoball would be considered a solid middle class countryball. His economy has seen a large ammount of growth due to his large trades with Chinaball and USAball, and he is trying to reduce poverty in the country to provide more opportunities to its citizens such as jobs, education, and the installation of universal healthcare. Though he does struggle with problems like crime, drug wars, and water pollution, things are beginning looking up though, and he'll be completely developed soon! He is a relatively weak countryball right now but by 2050 it is estimated that he will be a force to be reckon with.
His birthday is on September 16, and his astrological sign is Virgo.
65 million years ago,
Mexico the earth was colonized ruled by dinosaurs. But, then a asteroid came, hit his clay, and killed all the dinosaurs (that aren't birds) on Earth.
In 1521, Mexico was born to Spainball and 7ball, and for the next 300 years, he remained under the custody of Spainball. But when his mother was defeated by Franceball in Europe, he and his brothers sought to become independent, and fought their mother, Spainball.
The First Mexican Empireball was originally a unitary countryball, but after the fall of the monarchy in 1823 the Provinceballs of the Empire became Federated Stateballs of a Federal Republic. But in 1835 Mexico became a Unitary or Centralist Republic, and because of this many civil wars started in his clay... one of the states that hated the Centralist Republic was... Texasball... that joined the USAball in 1845.
Mexicoball returned to be a Federal Republic in 1846 and tried to take back Texasball but USAball resisted, in 1848 USAball
robbed gained custody of Mexicoball's sons, Californiaball, Nevadaball, Arizonaball, Utahball, Coloradoball and New Mexicoball.
In 1863, Franceball tried to get control of Mexicoball, turning him again in Second Mexican Empireball, but failed miserably, and gave up in 1868 threatened by USAball just after winning over Confederateball. Mexicoball returned to be a Federal Republic in 1867. There was relative peace until 1910, when the Mexican Civil War caused 10 years of major fighting, and then he had some conflicts with USAball. As a result, Reichtangle invited him to declare war on USAball in World War I in return for all of his sons, including Texasball and New Mexicoball. Mexicoball sensibly declined.
Mexicoball sided with and supported the Allies (though quite modestly) in World War II and even send some pilots to the Battle of Philippinesball. However it remained mostly neutral during the Cold War, while hosting the 8ball power Olympics in 1968. He is now known for being a 'taco illegal alien'.
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|Violet-like red (Unknown shade)||206, 17, 38||0-92-82-19||#CE1126|
- Chileball - Brothers, but I still won't forgive you for those 7 goals, my hermano knows how does earthquakes feel. (Meh! Who cares? Best bro ever! Weyes and weones must live peacefully! Well, you are OUT OF WORLD COUP MUAJAJAJA.
- Brazilball - My dear primazo! He loves my novelas a lot.
- Colombiaball - Good friends and brothers. Also both have a problem with drug cartels.
- Philippinesball - An island brother who is now in the hands of the Estados Unidos. We are rivals in boxing and beauty pageants. Unfortunately, Pacquiao can't beat Marquez, we have drug-related wars and our Miss Mexico 2016 made it to top 9! But... were Brothers! more like ummmm....... Twins! We both got screwed by Spainball at the same time but he lasted for 333 years! Sadly, Spainball blocked our ties with Philippinesball, my hermano. Never forget Escuadrón 201 . Let's get rid of drugs once and for all, brother! He likes Trump, so I guess I can forgive him.
- Belizeball - My Anglo neighbor.
- Canadaball - Cousin and good friend. He is son of my Aunt Franceball. I understand his rivalry with USAball, we likes to make fun of his ignorance. I learned that your immigration website crashed, we need to have a meeting with the gringo.
- UKball - El papá de USAball and help him during World War II with little help USAball. But I had a weird feeling about him. Porque me miras me??? Wait....Dad?
- Israelcube - Good amigo, many Mexican tourists go to Israel to do religious tourism.
- Lebanonball - I received many immigrants from him.
Ironic, seeing as so many immigrants run from me to USAball
- Almost all countries in the Americas are related to Mexico
- Serbiaball - Good amigo. He loves my food and doesn't like gringo like me, also, thanks for god-like manager Bora Milutinovic <3
- Irelandball - El Batallon de San Patricio :3
- South Koreaball - Thank yuo so much for saving mi in the world cup!!!
- Franceball - Aunt. Ha! I beat you
one timein 1867 But we are okay, now.
- Spainball - Her conquest is the cause of all my troubles. Step-mother with long history together. Yet she say I make her proudest. And no problemo, I not recognize Cataloniaball, madre!
- Italyball - TU OF FLAG STEALER!!! But tu can into Catholic too but Still! Taco is better than pizza!
- Peruball - He is jealous because Tacos better than his food, el is also jealous porque ONLY MY CAPITAL has more GDP than his entire country, but still good hermano, he helped me in the 2017 Earthquake. We also have a past, Aztec and Inca empire never met, but we were powerful (Aztec>Inca)
- Chinaball - good trading partner but... STOP COPYING EVERYTHING I DO!!! and stop trying to establish your filthy and poorly ecologicamente shops here besides, I hated you in the past...
- USAball (Sometimes) - We are good friends and all. Also I will not be paying stupid gringo Trump's wall! He is also my brother because we both have the same mother. (Spainball)
shoot I actually share family with him.Never forget 1846! MY son Texasball still hates me for that. We are still good trading partners, and he helps me with this problem. But still you got to get rid of that Gringo Trump. Donald Trump doesen't really hate me directly. He just blames me for my illegal immigrants, but oh well, López Obrador will fix our relationship later but sorry Trump! I will not do anything about it!!!!
- Argentinaball - Internet trolling rival. Also, HAHA YUO DIDNT GET TO THE WORLD CUP MU... Wait you did?!
- ISISball - ¡gringo terroristas! ¡You attack Madre! Everybody te hates
- Texasball - I cannot believe you sided with that overweight covered gringos. #TEXMEX!!!! You are too patriotic and American, I CANNOT TOLERATE THAT!!! For that reason here, illegal immigrants. Now let th reform your state
and make them my own again.
- Guatemalaball - Of clay theif. He is also pretty annoying. Guatemala is currently hostile because Chiapasball and Soconuscoball.
- Jamaicaball - (AKA DRUG PERSON) ¡HIJO DE PUTA! TU BEAT ME IN COPA ORO! How can you into defeat mi en mi own game of futbol?! Yo will get of revenge 2019!
- ¡NO ERA PENAL! - I have not forgotten yet how Arjen Putorobben stealt our pass to quarters!!! A
- North Koreaball - ok so yuo are mad at me just because of your ship being detained? well you aren't going to get it back you gringo communist!!!!! don't you dare nuke me for this! and your leader might have caused that earthquake in my clay?
- Nazi Germanyball - this fascist hijo de puta is the reason I was involved in WW2, he attacked my freaking petroleum ship
- Ancient Greeceball - Great Great Grandfather
- SPQRball - Great Grandfather
- Western Roman Empireball - Grandfather
- Byzantine Empireball - Grand Uncle
- Spainball - Mother
- Portugalball - Uncle
- Franceball - Aunt
- Italyball - Uncle
- Romaniaball - Uncle
- Moldovaball - Aunt
- Boliviaball - Brother
- Chileball - Brother
- Colombiaball - Brother
- Costa Ricaball - Brother
- Cubaball - Brother
- Dominican Republicball - Brother
- Ecuadorball - Brother
- El Salvadorball - Brother
- Equatorial Guineaball - Brother
- Guatemalaball - Brother
- Hondurasball - Brother
- Nicaraguaball - Brother
- Panamaball - Brother
- Paraguayball - Brother
- Peruball - Brother
- Puerto Ricoball - Brother
- Uruguayball - Brother
- Venezuelaball - Brother
- USAball - Half Brother
- Gibraltarball - Half Brother
- Philippinesball - Twin Brother
- Brazilball - Cousin
- Californiaball - Son
- Texasball - Son
- New Mexicoball - Son
- Arizonaball - Son
- Coloradoball - Son
- Nevadaball - Son
- Utahball - Son
And 31 states:
- Baja Californiaball
- Baja California Surball
- Méxicoball (State)
- Nuevo Leónball
- Quintana Rooball
- San Luis Potosíball
And 1 extraordinary entity and capital: