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Malaysiaball is a countryball located in Southeast Asia with Thailandball and Bruneiball to its north, and Tringapore and Indonesiaball to its south. He is the founding father of the ASEANball, part of the Commonwealthball union and the great no-action-talk-only UNball. He cannot into safe airlines.


In 1400s, In one of it's state of Malaccaball, became an empire and anchluss then Kingdom of Tringapore and some parts of Sumatra in Indonesiaball. In 1511, Kingdom of Portugalball ruled Malaccaball and destroyed it's empire. The fall of Malaccaball led to the birth of Johorball and Perakball. Later the Dutch Empireball and Johorball helped to remove Portugalball of Malaccaball in 1641, and then Dutch Empireball give Malaccaball to UKball in 1825.

Meanwhile in the borneo islands, Bruneian Empireball gave North Borneoball to Sulu Sultanateball and the Sulus later handed over to UKball, while Sarawakball became a kingdom as Bruneian Empireball gave it to the Brooke family (also a Pro-British) and Labuanball became a crown colony to the British.

Since 1771, UKBall started to colonize every states in Malayaball starting from the settlement in Penangball (then part of Kedahball) until the fall of Pahangball in 1863. Then of UKball started to centralise Malay states which led to Federated Malay Statesball and Unfederated Malay states. Also, UKball built Straits Settlementball by putting Penangball, Dutch Malaccaball, British Tringapore and Labuanball.

Later in 1942, of Japanese Empireball anchluss and ruled Malayaball and Borneo until 1945. Then when they left, communism started to grow in the peninsular and had threatened to remove the monarchy which led to an emergency. UKball returned to Malayaball and forced all rulers in the state to sign a birth certificate of Malayan Unionball despite threats of mass removal by the Malays. Malayan Unionball was born and lasted 3 years after it was forced to remove by the Malays, it was later replaced by Federation of Malayaball until they can into independence on August 31st, 1957.

Meanwhile in the Borneo islands, the Brooke dynasty in Sarawakball was dying and they promised to give independence earlier which was cancelled after the anchluss of Japanball. Sarawakball was handed to British Empireball and became of crown colony instead. While North Borneoball also became a crown colony of British Empireball after they easily accepted their offer.

In 1960s, independent Malayaball managed to remove communism, grows up and calls Sarawakball, North Borneoball, Bruneiball and British Tringapore to become Malaysiaball. Sarawakball, North Borneoball and Tringapore agreed to form the federation. Bruneiball wanted to be part of Malaysiaball at first but was later refused over oil issues. Malaysiaball became of reality on 16 September, 1963. Philippinesball and Indonesiaball are against it at first and they attacked us but Commonwealthball came and protected us, later they of accept the formation.

With the attack ended, and the growing tensions of the Cold War, Malaysiaball was strongly against communism and decides to seek protection from UKBall, Canadaball, Australiaball, and Australia's Australiaball if communism ever tries to remove him. Later, he founded the ASEANcoin along with his neighbors as a part to remove communism and seek monies.

Tringapore wanted equal rights to all races after they formed Malaysiaball. Unfortunately, due to of racial politics, Malaysiaball didn't agree. This led to of racial disputes, causing racial riots in 1964. and in 1965, Tringapore was kicked out by Malaysiaball.

In 1969, racial tensions between of Malay and of Chinese was growing over control of Malaysiaball's economy. This was due to the racial side effects left by UKBall where he implement a policy where one race work in just one industry. Basically, an economic apartheid. The Chinese was far more rich compare to of Malay. Tensions grew even further after this issue was brought into politics. This led into a breakout of May 13 riots in which was later declared one of Malaysiaball's darkest day. With this, he decided to implement New Economic Policy and Oath of Allegiance (Rukun Negara).

In 1970, the New Economic Policy has helped Malaysiaball gain monies and racial tensions in economy had finally eased and ensure every industry was handled by every race, not one industry was monopolized by just one race.

Relationships Edit

  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - Friendly rival, close Relative (we are brothers ... or cousins... I do not remember for sure). Hates me alot for 'stealing' their culture despite being related and again, close relatives. Despite the hate though, he ironically wants monies from me by giving maids and workers, AND I TORTURE THEM WKWKWKWKWKWK. No smog plox. Also REMEMBER 1963-1965!
  • Singapore-icon Tringapore - He is my relative and also a friendly rival, though the one who used to threaten the bumiputra's right. I can't believe now he is gib me his shit air.
  • Brunei-icon Bruneiball - Another of my relatives!!! Why would you implement Hudud law while your own royal family breaks it?
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - I really don't know ,but as long as they gib me maids, GROs, we should be fine. I think that he is another of my relatives of the Austronesian Languages family. Hey, Sabahball is mine, they volunteered to join.
  • UK-icon UKBall - Grandfather, thanks for letting me into independence.
  • Poland-icon Polandball - can into friends!
  • USA-icon USAball - removes imposter kebabs. We train side by side in RIMPAC and CARAT. ( pls don't ban Muslims )
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - REMOVE KOSHER! NO ANY DEPLOMATIC FOR YUO!LOOK MY PASSPORT! NEVER BEING GOOD WITH ME FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Really, why cant you just give Palestine independence? I might even start to like you if you did that.
  • Albania-icon Albaniaball - REMOVE POTATO!
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball - REMOVE RAKIYA!
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Thanks for letting me into space. But recently, one of your soldiers may have committed huge war crime.
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - Defend kebab!
  • Ukraine-icon Ukraineball - Since no confirmation which side did it, one of your soldiers also may had committed huge war crime.
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - Most of our hipster youths like your Pop songs, cool.
  • Palestine-icon Palestineball - Yuo can into freedom, keep on removing kosher!
  • Kosovo-icon Kosovoball - Yuo can into freedom, keep on removing potato and rakiya!
  • Macau-icon Macauball - Macau hijau, just like your flag. (get it?)
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - Fuckin' Imposter, before asking people to convert to of Islam, why not yuo first?
  • FSA-icon FSAball - Yuo can into freedom, keep on removing ISIS and Assad!
  • Hungary-icon Hungaryball and New Zealand-icon New Zealandball - TV2
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball - ASEAN friend! but I can into beating yuo in football!
  • China-icon Chinaball - Of good trading partners and friend. Gib weapons. But why yuo of claiming spartly
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - Why are you blaming me for your leaders half brother's death? YOU were the one who killed him and you know it!!!

States and Territories Edit

Polandball map of malaysia

Malaysiaball map

Federal Territoriesball (Wilayah Persekutuan) Edit

Peninsular (Semenanjung) Edit


States in the peninsular

  • Selangor-icon Selangorball - Most urbanized state.
  • Perak-icon Perakball - Gold and Silver mines goes here.
  • Penang-icon Penangball - Another most urbanized state, THE food capital, and a tourist attraction that includes a UNESCO site, beaches and a verdant hill.
  • Malacca-icon Malaccaball - Used to be SPQRball version of Southeast Asia, now he still remember his former glory.
  • Kelantan-icon Kelantanball - The strength of Kebab is strong in this one. Can into football too.
  • Kedah-icon Kedahball - Rice, rice, and rice.
  • Terengganu-icon Terengganuball - Alot of oil here.
  • Perlis-icon Perlisball - Nothing much.
  • Pahang-icon Pahangball - Home of the strawberries, tea, and casinos nothing else.
  • Negeri Sembilan-icon Negeri Sembilanball - Abnormal enclaves of monarchy
  • Johor-icon Johorball - Where most dumb people become famous and went viral nationally. Other unfamous people are smart

Borneo (Malaysia Timur) Edit


States in Borneo (East Malaysia)

  • Sarawak-icon Sarawakball - They formally wanted to join us, now they regret it. If he doen't get equal developings and keeps getting his money and 'ol stealed, he and Sabahball will be independent.[1] They can into oil an timber and edible worms!
  • Sabah-icon Sabahball - They formally wanted to join us, but our neighbors won't accept it. Until today. I am talking to you Philippines!
  • Indonesiaball don't stealing my region !

Former and Proposed Edit

  • Singapore-icon Tringapore - Kicked out because useless, now I regret it.
  • Brunei-icon Bruneiball - Didn't want to join us :( But we still treated him as a little brother.

Quotes (peritPeribahasa) Edit

Malaysiaball speaks in Bahasa Malaysia, but it also can speak in 136 different languages other than that. Malaysiaball also speaks Bahasa Rojak, which mixes 3 or 4 languages in a sentence. Some of the quotes spoken are:

  • "Bersekutu bertambah mutu"
  • "Malaysia Boleh! blah"
  • "Carik-carik bulu ayam lama-lama jadi shuttlecock bercantum juga"
  • "Sesal dahulu pendapatan, sesal kemudian cukai pendapatan tidak berguna"
  • "Negaraku tanah tumpahnya darahku rakyat hidup bersatu dan maju rahmat bahagia tuhan kurniakan raja kita selamat bertakhta" that's the national anthem LOL
  • "Wei macha, today apa mau makan, manok pansoh ok tak?" (We mix 5 languages in this)

...and many more other mencarut not-so-vulgar sentences.



Neo-Nazism Edit

Nazi Mongolia and Nazi Malaysia Mongolia and Malaysia can into Neo-Nazism!

Malaysian Nazi Party Best Nazi Party! (take that Hitler)

Malaysia-icon Malaysia (don't take airplanes) Malaysia-icon
Federal territories Kuala Lumpur-icon Kuala LumpurballPutrajaya-icon PutrajayaballLabuan-icon Labuanball
States Peninsular: Selangor-icon SelangorballPerak-icon PerakballPenang-icon PenangballMalacca-icon MalaccaballKelantan-icon KelantanballTerengganu-icon TerengganuballPerlis-icon PerlisballPahang-icon PahangballNegeri Sembilan-icon Negeri SembilanballJohor-icon JohorballKedah-icon Kedahball
Eastern: Sarawak-icon SarawakballSabah-icon Sabahball
Former entities 1-icon NativesMalaysia-icon MalayaballMalayan Union-icon Malayan UnionballStraits Settlements-icon Straits SettlementsballMalayan Union-icon Federated Malay Statesball • Unfederated Malay States (Johor-icon Johor SultanateballKedah-icon Kedah SultanateballTerengganu-icon Terengganu SultanateballKelantan-icon Kelantan SultanateballPerlis-icon Perlis Sultanateball) • Dutch Malacca-icon Dutch MalaccaballPortuguese Empire-icon Portuguese MalaccaballMalacca Sultanate-icon Malacca SultanateballCrown Colony of Sarawak-icon Crown Colony of SarawakballCrown Colony of North Borneo-icon Crown Colony of North BorneoballKingdom of Sarawak-icon Kingdom of SarawakballCrown Colony of Labuan-icon Crown Colony of LabuanballBruneian Empire-icon Bruneian Empireball
ASEAN-icon Association of South East Asian Nations ASEAN-icon
Members Indonesia-icon IndonesiaballMalaysia-icon MalaysiaballPhilippines-iconPhilippinesballSingapore-icon TringaporeThailand-icon ThailandballBrunei-icon BruneiballVietnam-icon VietnamballLaos-icon LaosballMyanmar-icon MyanmarballCambodia-icon Cambodiaball
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