Malaysiaball is a countryball located in Southeast Asia with Thailandball and Bruneiball to its north, and Tringapore and Indonesiaball to its south. He is the founding father of the ASEANball, part of the Commonwealthball union and the UNball. He cannot into safe airlines.
In 1400s, In one of it's state of Malaccaball, became an empire and anchluss then Kingdom of Tringapura and some parts of Sumatra in Indonesiaball. In 1511, Kingdom of Portugalball ruled Malaccaball and destroyed it's empire. The fall of Malaccaball led to the birth of Johorball and Perakball. Later the Dutch Empireball and Johorball helped to remove Portugalball of Malaccaball in 1641, and then Dutch Empireball give Malaccaball to UKball in 1825.
Meanwhile in the borneo islands, Bruneian Empireball gave North Borneoball to Sulu Sultanateball and the Sulus later handed over to UKball, while Sarawakball became a kingdom as Bruneian Empireball gave it to the Brooke family (also a Pro-British) and Labuanball became a crown colony to the British.
Since 1771, UKball started to colonize every states in Malayaball starting from the settlement in Penangball (then part of Kedahball) until the fall of Pahangball in 1863. Then of UKball started to centralise Malay states which led to Federated Malay Statesball and Unfederated Malay states. Also, UKball built Straits Settlementball by putting Penangball, Dutch Malaccaball, British Tringapore and Labuanball.
Later in 1942, of Japanese Empireball anchluss and ruled Malayaball and Borneo until 1945. Then when they left, communism started to grow in the peninsular and had threatened to remove the monarchy which led to an emergency. UKball returned to Malayaball and forced all rulers in the state to sign a birth certificate of Malayan Unionball despite threats of mass removal by the Malays. Malayan Unionball was born and lasted 3 years after it was forced to remove by the Malays, it was later replaced by Federation of Malayaball until they can into independence on August 31st, 1957.
Meanwhile in the Borneo islands, the Brooke dynasty in Sarawakball was dying and they promised to give independence earlier which was cancelled after the Anschluss of Japanball. Sarawakball was handed to British Empireball and became of crown colony instead. While North Borneoball also became a crown colony of British Empireball after they easily accepted their offer.
In 1960s, independent Malayaball managed to remove communism, grows up and calls Sarawakball, North Borneoball, Bruneiball and British Tringapore to become Malaysiaball. Sarawakball, North Borneoball and Tringapore agreed to form the federation. Bruneiball wanted to be part of Malaysiaball at first but was later refused over oil issues. Malaysiaball became of reality on 16 September, 1963. Philippinesball and Indonesiaball are against it at first and they attacked us but Commonwealthball came and protected us, later they of accept the formation.
With the attack ended, and the growing tensions of the Cold War, Malaysiaball was strongly against communism and decides to seek protection from UKball, Canadaball, Australiaball, and Australia's Australiaball if communism ever tries to remove him. Later, he founded the ASEANcoin along with his neighbors as a part to remove communism and seek monies.
Tringapore wanted equal rights to all races after they formed Malaysiaball. Unfortunately, due to of racial politics, Malaysiaball didn't agree. This led to of racial disputes, causing racial riots in 1964. and in 1965, Tringapore was kicked out by Malaysiaball.
In 1969, racial tensions between of Malay and of Chinese was growing over control of Malaysiaball's economy. This was due to the racial side effects left by UKball where he implement a policy where one race work in just one industry. Basically, an economic apartheid. The Chinese was far more rich compare to of Malay. Tensions grew even further after this issue was brought into politics. This led into a breakout of May 13 riots in which was later declared one of Malaysiaball's darkest day. With this, he decided to implement New Economic Policy and Oath of Allegiance (Rukun Negara).
In 1970, the New Economic Policy has helped Malaysiaball gain monies and racial tensions in economy had finally eased and ensure every industry was handled by every race, not one industry was monopolized by just one race.
On February 13, 2017, two Malaysian women killed the half-brother of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, Kim Jong Nam. Malaysia was happy because of this.
- Indonesiaball - Friendly rival, close Relative (we are brothers ... or cousins... I do not remember for sure). Hates me alot for 'stealing' their culture despite being related and again, close relatives. Despite the hate though, he ironically wants monies from me by giving maids and workers,
AND I TORTURE THEM WKWKWKWKWKWK. No smog plox. Also REMEMBER 1963-1965!
- Tringapore - He is my relative and also a friendly rival, though the one who used to threaten the bumiputra's right.
I can't believe now he is gib me his shit air.
- Bruneiball - Another of my relatives!!! Why would you implement Hudud law while your own royal family breaks it?
- Philippinesball - I really don't know ,but we should be fine. I think that he is another of my relatives of the Austronesian Languages family. Hey, Sabahball is mine, they volunteered to join.
- UKBall - Grandfather, thanks for letting me into independence.
- Polandball - can into friends!
- USAball - removes imposter kebabs. We train side by side in RIMPAC and CARAT. ( pls don't ban Muslims )
- Israelcube - REMOVE KOSHER! NO ANY DEPLOMATIC FOR YUO!LOOK MY PASSPORT! NEVER BEING GOOD WITH ME FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Really, why cant you just give Palestine independence? I might even start to like you if you did that.
- Albaniaball - REMOVE POTATO!
- Serbiaball - REMOVE RAKIYA!
- Russiaball - Thanks for letting me into space. But recently, one of your soldiers may have committed huge war crime.
- Turkeyball - Defend kebab!
- Ukraineball - Since no confirmation which side did it, one of your soldiers also may had committed huge war crime.
- South Koreaball - Most of our hipster youths like your Pop songs, cool.
- Palestineball - Yuo can into freedom, keep on removing kosher!
- Kosovoball - Yuo can into freedom, keep on removing potato and rakiya!
- Macauball - Macau hijau, just like your flag. (get it?)
- ISISball - Fuckin' Imposter, before asking people to convert to of Islam, why not yuo first?
- FSAball - Yuo can into freedom, keep on removing ISIS and Assad!
- Hungaryball and New Zealandball - TV2
- Vietnamball - ASEAN friend! but I can into beating yuo in football!
- Chinaball - Of good trading partners and friend. Gib weapons. But why yuo of claiming spartly
- North Koreaball - Why are you blaming me for your leaders half brother's death? YOU were the one who killed him and you know it!!!
States and Territories
Federal Territoriesball (Wilayah Persekutuan)
- Kuala Lumpurball - Twin towers.Future of KL118
- Putrajayaball - Home of the government.
- Labuanball - The one who takes care of Sarawakball and Sabahball, and can into cheap chocolates
ciggies and liquors.
- Selangorball - Most urbanized state.
- Perakball - Gold and Silver mines goes here.
- Penangball - Another most urbanized state, THE food capital, and a tourist attraction that includes a UNESCO site, beaches and a verdant hill.
- Malaccaball - Used to be SPQRball version of Southeast Asia, now he still remember his former glory.
- Kelantanball - The strength of Kebab is strong in this one. Can into football too.
- Kedahball - Rice, rice, and rice.
- Terengganuball - Alot of oil here.
- Perlisball - Nothing much.
- Pahangball - Home of the strawberries, tea, and
- Negeri Sembilanball - Abnormal enclaves of monarchy
- Johorball - Where most dumb people become famous and went viral nationally. Other unfamous people are smart
Borneo (Malaysia Timur)
- Sarawakball - They formally wanted to join us, now they regret it. If he doen't get equal developings and keeps getting his money and 'ol stealed, he and Sabahball will be independent. They can into oil an timber
and edible worms!
- Sabahball - They formally wanted to join us, but our neighbors won't accept it. Until today.
I am talking to you Philippines!
- Indonesiaball don't stealing my region !
Former and Proposed
- Tringapore - Kicked out because useless, now I regret it.
- Bruneiball - Didn't want to join us :( But we still treated him as a little brother.
Maybe soon some provinces in Southern Thailand will join us, maybe not- Yuo of seeing nothings.
Malaysiaball speaks in Bahasa Malaysia, but it also can speak in 136 different languages other than that. Malaysiaball also speaks Bahasa Rojak, which mixes 3 or 4 languages in a sentence. Some of the quotes spoken are:
- "Bersekutu bertambah mutu"
- "Malaysia Boleh!
- "Carik-carik bulu ayam lama-lama
jadi shuttlecockbercantum juga"
- "Sesal dahulu pendapatan, sesal kemudian
cukai pendapatantidak berguna"
- "Negaraku tanah tumpahnya darahku rakyat hidup bersatu dan maju rahmat bahagia tuhan kurniakan raja kita selamat bertakhta"
that's the national anthem LOL
- "Wei macha, today apa mau makan, manok pansoh ok tak?" (We mix 5 languages in this)
...and many more other
mencarut not-so-vulgar sentences.
Malaysian Nazi Party Best Nazi Party! (take that Hitler)
| Malaysia |
|Federal territories||Kuala Lumpurball • Putrajayaball • Labuanball|
|States|| Peninsular: Selangorball • Perakball • Penangball • Malaccaball • Kelantanball • Terengganuball • Perlisball • Pahangball • Negeri Sembilanball • Johorball • Kedahball |
Eastern: Sarawakball • Sabahball
|Former entities||Natives • Malayaball • Malayan Unionball • Straits Settlementsball • Federated Malay Statesball • Unfederated Malay States ( Johor Sultanateball • Kedah Sultanateball • Terengganu Sultanateball • Kelantan Sultanateball • Perlis Sultanateball) • Dutch Malaccaball • Portuguese Malaccaball • Malacca Sultanateball • Crown Colony of Sarawakball • Crown Colony of North Borneoball • Kingdom of Sarawakball • Crown Colony of Labuanball • Bruneian Empireball|
|Association of South East Asian Nations|
|Members||Indonesiaball • Malaysiaball • Philippinesball • Tringapore • Thailandball • Bruneiball • Vietnamball • Laosball • Myanmarball • Cambodiaball|
|Observers||Papua New Guineaball • East Timorball|