Sálem! (Hello!)
— Kazakhstan on a usual day
Altyn kún aspany, Altyn dán dalasy,

Erliktiń dastany – Elime qarashy!

Ejelden er degen, Dańqymyz shyqty ǵoı,

Namysyn bermegen, Qazaǵym myqty ǵoı!!

— Kazakhstani national anthem

Kazakhbrick, sometimes spelt Qazaqbrick, officially the Repubrick of Kazakhstan, is a great Kebab country in Central Asia and Eastern Europe. He is bordered by Russia-icon Russiaball to the North, Uzbek-icon Uzbekistanball, Kyrgyz-icon Kyrgyzstanball, and Turkmen-icon Turkmenistanball to the South, China-icon Chinaball to the East, and the Caspian Sea to the East. The country is divided into 14 regions, including the capital Astana-icon Astanabrick located in the Akmola-icon Akmolabrick region, giving him a total area of 1,052,100 square miles, making him the 9th largest country in the world, and the largest landlocked country in the world. As of 2016, he maintains a population of about 17.8 million inhabitants.

Kazakhstan sometimes lets Russia and other former Soviet state members to use his clay for launching rockets into space and into anybody Ukraine-icon USA-icon Turkey-icon EU-icon the launcher wants removed. Russia has taken a Kazakhstani astronaut into space, Aidyn Aimbetov.

Since he is a brick, he requires the help of Kyrgyz-icon Kyrgyzstanball, Tajik-icon Tajikistanball, Turkmen-icon Turkmenistanball, and Uzbek-icon Uzbekistanball as wheels to be able to move. He hopes to be part of BRICS-icon BRICS. Why? Because Kazakhstan can into BRICKS!

His national day is December 21st.


Kazakh Khanatebrick was the ancestor of Kazakhbrick. Kazakbrick was then part of Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball and was called Kyrgyz.

During Soviet times he was a repubrick of Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball. When Soviet broke he was poor but then he got oil monies and into launching spaceships.

Then UK-icon UKball created Boratbrick. He annoyed Kazakbrick so much that he made a media campaign for the world to see him as he really is. But Boratbrick called it "propaganda", even blaming the Uzbek-icon doubly-landlocked, or in his terms, "evil nitwits of Uzbekistan" on it. The one true thing that Boratbrick says is that Kazakhstan has the best potassium in the world.

Now Kazakhstan-icon Kazakbrick is using oil monies to hunt Boratbrick down and bring him to a court of justice.

He also can into his own pro cycling team like his friends Bahrainball and UAEball: Astana Pro Team.


Like Tajik-icon Tajikistanball and Turkmen-icon Turkmenistanball, The word "Stan" at the end is of meaning "Land Of" in Persian. The name "Kazakh" comes from the ancient Turkic word qaz, "to wander". So those two words make up his name today (Land of Wanderers), reflecting Kazakhstan's nomadic culture.

Flag Colors

Main Colors

Colour Name RGB CMYK HEX
Turquoise Surf 0, 175, 202 C100-M13-Y0-K21 #00AFCA

Emblem Colors

Colour Name RGB CMYK HEX
Mikado Yellow 254, 197, 12 C0-M22-Y95-K0 #FEC50C



  • USA-icon USAball - He was the first to recognize me as a country, His president praises me and my president. We both have embassies in each other's capitals, He in Astana-icon Astanabrick and I in WashingtonDC-icon DCball. Son of the..............UK-icon UK?!?!?!?
  • Mongolia-icon Mongoliaball- Has an embassy in Astanabrick and a Consulate General in Almaty. Kazakhbrick has an embassy in Ulaanbaatarball. Also he is my brother.
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - He is my brother.
  • Bashkortostan-icon Bashkortostanball- He is my Insignificant musician brother
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - He is my great friend. But let me into BRICS will ya?
  • Czech-icon Czechiaball - you funny fool, you tried borat swimming suit, but do not worry, I'll pay penalty because it was only horseplay
  • Turkmen-icon Turkmenistanball- He is my insane brother.
  • Kyrgyz-icon Kyrgyzstanball - He is my poor brother.
  • Tajik-icon Tajikistanball - He is my Persian friend.
  • UAE-icon UAEball, Qatar-icon Qatarball, Bahrain-icon Bahrainball - Good Business and especially Oil Partners. Are also Muslim Friends.
  • Iran-icon Iranball - Persian Trading Partner                                   
  • Iraq-icon Iraqball - Mesopotamian Trading Partner.
  • All Turkic countries and entities Except Uzbekistan, very nosy sea-stealing people with bones in their brains


  • Israel-icon Israelcube - Despite the fact that he bullies Palestine, we still maintain good relations. He has an embassy in Astana, I have an embassy in Tel Aviv. Plus he buys my oil.
  • Uzbek-icon Uzbekistanball - He is my smelly brother with the bone in the middle of their brain he steals water from Syr-darya and now we lose aral.


  • ISIS-icon ISISball - Cause he is a terrorist. Good thing he is not anywhere close to central Asia, except for that mass shootings recently in Aktobe and Almaty. STOP EVIL!!!!!!!!
  • UK-icon UKball -  Remove Borat!  But, I got a lot of tourists thanks to your shitty movie.
  • Kuwait-icon Kuwaitball - For playing the Borat Anthem.
  • Borat - your movie is ridiculous and awful. your anthem is very annoying and you didn't even have any Kazakh actors in the movie. you filmed it in a Gypsy-icon Gypsy village in Romania-icon Romaniaball, not in Kazakhstan-icon Kazakhstan and you weren't speaking any Kazakhstan-icon Kazakh at all, you were speaking Israel-icon Hebrew. But thanks for tourists...I STILL HATE YOU!!!!!!!


Why Kazakhbrick is a Brick

When Polandball (meme) originated on the website Krautchan the moderators of the board were looking to adopt countryballs as the official markers of user's national backgrounds. Kazakhstan's flag was notably wider than other flags and its design can't fit into a round shape. The admins then decided to simply preserve Kazakhstan as its rectangular form, adopting the term "Kazakhbrick" to refer to it.

An in-universe explanation for this is that the Kazakhstani government moved the capital city status from Almaty-icon Almatybrick to Astana-icon Astanabrick in the late '90s, therefore many constructions are started in Astana, and Kazakhstan needed so many bricks for it.

Ex-Soviet authors sometimes interpret Kazakhstan's rectangular shape as a rug, rather than a brick, considering that Central Asia is famous in the former USSR for its rug weaving Yeah right.

Another reason is due to Kazakhbrick's attempts to join BRICS-icon BRICS.




Kazakhbrick's Anthem (Countryball Animation Borat Anthem )

Kazakhbrick's Anthem (Countryball Animation Borat Anthem )

Borat Anthem


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