— Kazakhstan on a usual day
|“||I not of Ball! I of brick!||”|
the greatest country in the world. A great Borat Kebab country in Central Asia and Eastern Europe.
Kazakhstan sometimes lets Russia and other former Soviet state members to use his clay for launching rockets into space and into anybody the launcher wants removed. Russia has taken a Kazakh astronaut into space, Aidyn Aimbetov.
Since he is a brick, he requires the help of Kyrgyzstanball, Tajikistanball, Turkmenistanball, and Uzbekistanball as wheels to be able to move. He hopes to be part of BRICS. Why? Because Kazakhstan can into BRICKS!
Kazakh Khanatebrick was the ancestor of Kazakhbrick.
Kazakbrick was then part of Russian Empireball and was called Kyrgyz.
During Soviet times he was a Republic of Soviet Unionball. When Soviet broke he was poor but then he got oil monies and into launching spaceships.
Then UKball created Boratbrick. He annoyed Kazakbrick so much that he made a media campaign for the world to see him as he really is. But Boratbrick called it "propaganda", even blaming the doubly-landlocked, or in his terms, "evil nitwits of Uzbekistan" on it. The one true thing that Boratbrick says is that Kazakhstan has the best potassium in the world.
He also can into his own pro cycling team like his friends Bahrainball and and UAEball: Astana Pro Team.
Like Tajikistanball and Turkmenistanball, The word "Stan" at the end is of meaning "Land Of" in Persian. The word "Kazakh" at the beginning means "Cashew Farm" also in Persian. So those two words make up his name today (Land of Cashew Farm). Also from ancient turkik "Kazakh" means warrior.
- USAball- He was the first to recognise me as a country, His president praises me and my president. We both have embassies in each other's capitals, He in Astanabrick and I in DCball
- Mongoliaball- Has an embassy in Astanabrick and a Consulate General in Almaty. Kazakhbrick has an embassy in Ulaanbaatarball. Also he is my brother.
- Turkeyball- He is my brother.
- Russiaball- He is my great friend.
- Uzbekistanball- He is my
smellybrother with the bone in the middle of their brain he steals water from Syr-darya and now we loose aral.
- Turkmenistanball- He is my insane brother.
- Kyrgyzstanball- He is my poor brother.
- Tajikistanball- He is my Persian friend.
- UAEball, Qatarball, Bahrainball - Good Business and especially Oil Partners. Are also Muslim Friends.
- All Turkic countries and entities
- Iranball - Very murderistic country. I usually stay away and keep an eye from him
- North Koreaball - Cause everybody hates him.
- ISISball - Cause he is a terrorist. Good thing he is not anywhere close to central Asia, except for that mass shootings recently in Aktobe and Almaty.
- UKball - Borat
- Kuwaitball - For playing the Borat Anthem
Why is Kazakhbrick a Brick
When Polandball (meme) originated on the website Krautchan the moderators of the board were looking to adopt countryballs as the official markers of user's national backgrounds. Kazakhstan's flag was notably wider than the remaining countries. The admins then decided to simply preserve Kazakhstan as its rectangular form, adopting the term "Kazakhbrick" to refer to it.
An in-universe explanation for this is that the Kazakh government moved the capital city status from Almatybrick to Astanabrick in the late '90s, therefore many constructions are started in Astana, and Kazakhstan needed so many bricks for it.
Ex-Soviet authors sometimes interpret Kazakhstan's rectangular shape as a rug, rather than a brick, considering that Central Asia is famous in the former USSR for its rug weaving.
|Regions||Almatybrick ( Almatybrick) • Arkalykbrick • Astanabrick • Baikonurbrick • Akmolabrick • Aktobebrick • Atyraubrick • Ekibastuzbrick • South Kazakhbrick • West Kazakhbrick • East Kazakhbrick • North Kazakhbrick • Mangystaubrick ( Aktaubrick) • Pavlodarbrick • Karagandabrick • Kostanaybrick • Kyzylordabrick • Jambylbrick|
|Former entities||Steppe Peoples • Khanate of Kazakhbrick • Khorezm SSRball • Oghuz Yabguball • Kazakh SSRbrick ()|