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Сәлем! (Hello!)
 
— Kazakhstan on a usual day

Kazakhbrick is the greatest country in the world. A great Borat Kebab country in Central Asia and Eastern Europe.

Kazakhstan sometimes lets Russia and other former Soviet state members to use his lawn for launching rockets into space and into anybody the launcher wants removed. Ukraine-icon USA-icon Turkey-icon EU-icon Russia has taken a Kazakh astronaut into space, Aidyn Aimbetov.

Since he is a brick, he requires the help of Kyrgyz-icon Kyrgyzstanball, Tajik-icon Tajikistanball, Turkmen-icon Turkmenistanball, and Uzbek-icon Uzbekistanball as wheels to be able to move. He hopes to be part of BRICS-icon BRICS. Why? Because Kazakhstan can into BRICKS!

History

Kazakh Khanatebrick was the ancestor of Kazakhbrick.

Kazakbrick was then part of Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball and was called Kyrgyz.

During Soviet times he was a Republic of Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball. When Soviet broke he was poor but then he got oil monies and into launching spaceships.

Then UK-icon UKball created Boratbrick. He annoyed Kazakbrick so much that he made a media campaign for the world to see him as he really is. But Boratbrick called it "propaganda", even blaming the Uzbek-icon doubly-landlocked, or in his terms, "evil nitwits of Uzbekistan" on it. The one true thing that Boratbrick says is that Kazakhstan has the best potassium in the world.

Now Kazakhstan-icon Kazakbrick is using oil monies to hunt Boratbrick down and bring him to a court of justice.

Relationships

Friends

Enemies

  • Iran-icon Iranball - Very murderistic country. I usually stay away and keep an eye from him
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - Cause he is a terrorist. Good thing he is not anywhere close to central Asia, except for that mass shootings recently in Aktobe and Almaty
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - STOP INVADING MY FELLOW KEBAB!!! MY GREAT AL-FARABI WAS FAR SMARTER THAN YUOR FUCKING ALBERT ENSTEIN!!!Btw, thanks for hating Iran.

Why is Kazakhbrick a Brick

When Polandball (meme) originated on the website Krautchan the moderators of the board were looking to adopt countryballs as the official markers of user's national backgrounds. Kazakhstan's flag was notably wider than the remaining countries. The admins then decided to simply preserve Kazakhstan as its rectangular form, adopting the term "Kazakhbrick" to refer to it.

An in-universe explanation for this is that the Kazakhstan-icon Kazakh government moved the capital city status from Almaty-icon Almatybrick to Astana-icon Astanabrick in the late '90s, therefore many constructions are started in Astana, and Kazakhstan needed so many bricks for it.

And that's how he's the only country to be a BRICK!

Gallery

Links

Videos

Kazakhbrick's Anthem (Countryball Animation Borat Anthem )-001:53

Kazakhbrick's Anthem (Countryball Animation Borat Anthem )-0

Borat Anthem


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