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Сәлем! (Hello!)
 
— Kazakhstan in a usual day

Kazakhbrick is a Great Kebab country in Central Asia.

Kazakhstan sometimes lets Russia and other former Soviet state members to use his lawn for launching rockets into space and into anybody the launcher wants removed. Ukraine-icon USA-icon Turkey-icon EU-icon Russia has taken a Kazakh astronaut into space, Aidyn Aimbetov.

Since he is a brick, he requires the help of Kyrgyz-icon Kyrgyzstanball, Tajik-icon Tajikistanball, Turkmen-icon Turkmenistanball, and Uzbek-icon Uzbekistanball as wheels to be able to move. He hopes to be part of BRICS-icon BRICS. Why? Because Kazakhstan can into BRICKS!

History

Kazakh Khanatebrick was the ancestor of Kazakhbrick.

Kazakbrick was then part of Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball and was called Kirgyz.

During Soviet times he was a republic of Soviet Unionball. When Soviet broke he was poor but then he got oil monies and into launching spaceships.

Then UK-icon UKball created Boratbrick. He annoyed Kazakbrick so much that he made a media campaign for the world to see him as he really is. But Boratbrick called it "propaganda", even blaming the Uzbek-icon doubly-landlocked, or in his terms, "evil nitwits of Uzbekistan" on it. The one true thing that Boratbrick says is that Kazakhstan has best potassium in world.

Now Kazakbrick is using oil monies to hunt Boratbrick down and bring him to a court of justice.

Friends

Enemies

  • Iran-icon Iranball - Very murderistic country. I usually stay away and keep an eye from him
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - Cause he is a terrorist. Good thing he is not anywhere close to central Asia, except for that mass shootings recently in Aktobe and Almaty

Why Kazakhbrick is a Brick

Russia&Kazakh

When Polandball (meme) originated on website Krautchan, while the moderators of the board were looking to adopt countryballs as the official markers of user's national backgrounds, Kazakhstan's flag was notably wider than the remaining countries. The admins then decided to simply preserve Kazakhstan as its rectangular form, adopting the term "Kazakhbrick" to refer to it.

An in-universe explanation for this is that the Kazakh government moved the capital city status from Almatybrick to Astanabrick in the late '90s, therefore many constructions are started in Astana, and Kazakhstan needed so many bricks for it.

And that's how he's the only country to be a BRICK!

GODDAMMIT FREAKING ISIS!

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls.

Borat Sagdiyev smeared the image of Kazakstan!

Gallery

Reddit comics

Links

Videos

Kazakhbrick's Anthem (Countryball Animation Borat Anthem )-001:53

Kazakhbrick's Anthem (Countryball Animation Borat Anthem )-0

Borat Anthem


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