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Sa'lem! (Hello!)
 
— Kazakhstan on a usual day
I not of Ball! I of brick!

Kazakhbrick is the greatest country in the world. A great Borat Kebab country in Central Asia and Eastern Europe.

Kazakhstan sometimes lets Russia and other former Soviet state members to use his clay for launching rockets into space and into anybody the launcher wants removed. Ukraine-icon USA-icon Turkey-icon EU-icon Russia has taken a Kazakh astronaut into space, Aidyn Aimbetov. He borders Russia-icon Russiaball, Kyrgyz-icon Kyrgyzstanball, Turkmen-icon, Turkmenistanball, and those a${holes Uzbek-icon Uzbekistanball.

Since he is a brick, he requires the help of Kyrgyz-icon Kyrgyzstanball, Tajik-icon Tajikistanball, Turkmen-icon Turkmenistanball, and Uzbek-icon Uzbekistanball as wheels to be able to move. He hopes to be part of BRICS-icon BRICKS. Why? Because Kazakhstan can into BRICKS!

History

Kazakh Khanatebrick was the ancestor of Kazakhbrick.

Kazakbrick was then part of Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball and was called Kyrgyz.

During Soviet times he was a Republic of Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball. When Soviet broke he was poor but then he got oil monies and into launching spaceships.

Then UK-icon UKball created Boratbrick. He annoyed Kazakbrick so much that he made a media campaign for the world to see him as he really is. But Boratbrick called it "propaganda", even blaming the Uzbek-icon doubly-landlocked, or in his terms, "evil nitwits of Uzbekistan" on it. The one true thing that Boratbrick says is that Kazakhstan has the best potassium in the world.

Now Kazakhstan-icon Kazakbrick is using oil monies to hunt Boratbrick down and bring him to a court of justice.

He also can into his own pro cycling team like his friends Bahrainball and and UAEball: Astana Pro Team.

Etymology

Like Tajik-icon Tajikistanball and Turkmen-icon Turkmenistanball, The word "Stan" at the end is of meaning "Land Of" in Persian. The word "Kazakh" at the beginning means "Cashew Farm" also in Persian. So those two words make up his name today (Land of Cashew Farm). Also from ancient turkik "Kazakh" means warrior.

Relationships

Friends

  • USA-icon USAball- He was the first to recognise me as a country, His president praises me and my president. We both have embassies in each other's capitals, He in Kazakhstan-icon Astanabrick and I in WashingtonDC-icon DCball
  • Mongolia-icon Mongoliaball- Has an embassy in Astanabrick and a Consulate General in Almaty. Kazakhbrick has an embassy in Ulaanbaatarball. Also he is my brother.
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball- He is my brother.
  • Russia-icon Russiaball- He is my great friend.
  • Czech-icon Czechiaball you funny fool,you tried borat swimming suit,but do not worry, I'll pay penalty because it was only horseplay
  • Uzbek-icon Uzbekistanball- He is my smelly brother with the bone in the middle of their brain he steals water from Syr-darya and now we loose aral.
  • Turkmen-icon Turkmenistanball- He is my insane brother.
  • Kyrgyz-icon Kyrgyzstanball- He is my poor brother.
  • Tajik-icon Tajikistanball- He is my Persian friend.
  • UAE-icon UAEball, Qatar-icon Qatarball, Bahrain-icon Bahrainball - Good Business and especially Oil Partners. Are also Muslim Friends.
  • Iran-icon Iranball - Persian Trading Partner
  • All Turkic countries and entities Except Uzbekistan, very nosy people with bones in their brains

Enemies

  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - Cause everybody hates him.
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - Cause he is a terrorist. Good thing he is not anywhere close to central Asia, except for that mass shootings recently in Aktobe and Almaty.
  • UK-icon UKball - BORAT IS A DISGRACE TO OUR COMMUNITY!but thanks for boosting the tourism
  • Kuwait-icon Kuwaitball - For playing the Borat Anthem
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball - FUCKING KEBAB REMOVER! DEFEND KEBAB!
  • Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball - ANOTHER FUCKING KEBAB REMOVER! DEFEND KEBAB! 1991, MY BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!

Why is Kazakhbrick a Brick

When Polandball (meme) originated on the website Krautchan the moderators of the board were looking to adopt countryballs as the official markers of user's national backgrounds. Kazakhstan's flag was notably wider than the remaining countries. The admins then decided to simply preserve Kazakhstan as its rectangular form, adopting the term "Kazakhbrick" to refer to it.

An in-universe explanation for this is that the Kazakhstan-icon Kazakh government moved the capital city status from Almaty-icon Almatybrick to Astana-icon Astanabrick in the late '90s, therefore many constructions are started in Astana, and Kazakhstan needed so many bricks for it.

Ex-Soviet authors sometimes interpret Kazakhstan's rectangular shape as a rug, rather than a brick, considering that Central Asia is famous in the former USSR for its rug weaving.

Gallery

Links

Videos

Kazakhbrick's Anthem (Countryball Animation Borat Anthem )-001:53

Kazakhbrick's Anthem (Countryball Animation Borat Anthem )-0

Borat Anthem


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