|“||Legoland, Chaoshanese is not Teochewese!!!||”|
— Chaozhouball:Dad, sedative drug time.
Jieyangball is a cityball in Guangdongball, one of the menber of“潮州地”.Thanks to his frequent accumulation and the identification of some green clay, one of his eyes had the special function of opening and closing.
Like someone who is a vampire in the western, so he is the only one that had this special function of all the Chinese cityballs in Chinaball. He is also the only one capable of carving the world's best green clay products, so also known as "Capital of the jade in world Asia".
Jieyangball's eye, Yangmeiball, begin to carve jade in 1905.This is the source of the special function of Jieyangball.
After managed by Chinaball, Jieyangball and Puningball bacame the clay of Shantouball until 1991.And Puningball is also belonged to Jieyangball.Puning is very dissatisfied with this, afterward he always asks Jieyangball for independence until nowadays.
His parents are Qinball and Minyueball, he created the whole Chaoshan culture, but it was strange that he, as the founder of the culture, had become the clay of his sons, and he never became the leader anymore.The family originally belonged to a part of Fujianball, but he was later a part of Guangdongball because Nanyueball stole it from his biological mother.
Jieyangball is the ancestor of the family, including him and his descendants are Chaoshan people.
He has five children, they are Chaoyangball (born in 413), Chaozhouball (born in 413), Jiexiball (born in 1965), Jiedongball (born in 1991) and Rongchengball (born in 1991).Chaozhouball once managed the whole Chaoshan area, so the language of the Chaoshan area is called teochewese but not chaoshanese.Jieyangball has a good way of education, and many of his children are famous.Rongchengball and Jiedongball are special because they were created with Jieyangball's clay.
(It won't be soon)
Here is only talk about kinships
and clayship, but not relationships.
- Qinball: Father.
- Shantou Prefectureball:Deceased former adoptive father.Shantouball took over for him.
- 1ball: Maternal grandfather.
- Minyueball: Mother.
- Nanyueball: Step-mother and aunt.
- Hanball: Half brother and adopted father.
- Jieyangball (county): My young time but poor.
- Lufengball: Present spouse.
- Chaoyang Districtball: One of my sons.
- Chaozhouball: One of my sons and my former adoptive father.
- Jiexiball: Daughter, and her mother is Lufengball
- Jiedongball: Son.
- Rongchengball: Youngest son.
- Shantouball: Grandson and my former clay management.
- Puningball: Grandson, clay and worker.
- Dongshanball: Grandson.
- Huilaiball: Adopted daughter, clay, granddaughter or granddaughter-in-law.
- Lanchengball: Great-grandson.
- Yangmeiball：My eyes, Wa shouldn't lost it because it can make me kawaii.
- Ontarioball：Twin cityball.
- Rongchengball：This is the best work I've ever done!I made this
clonedson with my clay bit by bit.He also likes remove Hakka!
- Dongshanball：He used to be of my heart, until 2013.
- Jiedongball：The son who is pinched out of some of the rest of the clay casually, even so I
maystill love you...He is also the location of the Yangmeiball.
- Jiexiball：My only daughter, and the only child with Lufengball.So I love her very much
, but the sooner you can be my districtball, the better I can consolidate you.But how can you say Hakka!We don't allow the Hakkas to stain our culture.
- Chaozhouball：TRAITOR!But Wa need your money.Wait, you poorer than me???I can't believe you're still my master.
- Huilaiball：Come here!I'm your
real grandfather, join our DarkSide!You don't stupid as Polindball, right?
- Fujianball：Best place to take jades there, I'm not one of your part andsome off yuo clay once was mine, also.
- Germanyball：We have good partnership between us.
- Shantouball：The same as Chaozhouball, he is my master and I used to be one of his clay,
THAT IS MY REBELLIOUS GRANDSON!, and yuo are actually not my master any more.My GPD was taller than you once!AND WHY YOU ARE THE SEZball BUT NOT ME!
- Director of A biography of heroes in Chaoshan：Thank you for taking me as a background!
- Beijingball：Welcome to my Huilaiball.And your roast duck is not delicious.
- USAball：I never know what is behind his sunglasses, is it the same eyes as mine?
- Meizhouball：Hey!You seems to be my neighbor...Why I can't understand what you say...Oh, you speak hakka...You are a 'vampire' also, but poorer than me lolol.
PolandballPolindball：YOU WONT GET INDEPENDENCE!You are belong to Wa!You will be wa's districtball one day, 克丝!He is also the worker of wa which richer than me, and his dougan is yummy.Must speak chaoshanese!Hakka is the worst!
- Chaozhouball：TRAITOR!Chaoshanese is not Teochewese!!!You are obliterating the Chaoshan culture.You don't have any qualifications to be the leader of the Chaoshan area!WORST SON EVER!
I have to become the friend of you just because I need your money!
- Yunfuball：Money?Lololol...PAY DEBT FIRST!He is also a No.1 in the world just like me, and he also has a Luodingball just like my annoying Polindball.BUT HOW COULD BE THAT BAD TO THIS KIND OF SITUATION?And your name sucks.
- Taiwanball：What you say is Chaoshan dialect!You must admit it!I can understand what you said in your Taiwanese.
- Polandball：His name is similar to the Polindball.So I often call the wrong ball and that really make me embarrassed at the same time.
- Greeclay（Jade ore）
- 散哭父（<somebody> is nonsense, the direct meaning of this catchphrase is "<somebody> crying for one's father for no reason."）
- Polind（It's call 波宁 in
TeocheweseChinese，but it actually call PolandballPuningball.Pu's pronunciation is Po in TeocheweseChinese, Ning's pronunciation is Lind）
- Legoland（It's a sentence similar to s*ck my d*ck, it's call 乐高园 in
TeocheweseChinese，it can be used to jokes about transmission.）
- 克丝（Go die）
How to Draw
- If other Asian countryballs/cityballs are drawn, please draw them into Asian eyes to show the big eye of Jieyangball.
- Divide the basic circle shape with full of white.
- Draw a "揭" which painted in two fine blue lines and one crude blue line.And add a green temple where it is surrounded by the second blue line.
- Draw a big eye and an Asian eye and you've finished.
- On the basis of "Normal", draw a green hat on the head of the ball.(Similar to UKball)
- Use the crayon tool in the brushes tool (Microsoft Paint) and brush the hat in aqua.
- Draw around with particles, then you have done to the hat.(Whatever type of particle is OK.)(This is also a tutorial on how to draw jade rough stone.)
- Draw a green glasses on one of his eye, finish it in the same way. (Similar to UKball)