Jerusalemcube is the capital city of Israelcube (West Part) and Palestineball (East Part). Kebabs and Europeans fought over him for many centuries. He is schizophrenic, with four distinct personalities; sometimes he thinks he's a Jewcube, sometimes Christianityball or Islamball, and sometimes he even thinks he's Armeniaball. He had another split personality of Moroccoball once, but it merged with Islamball after some intense therapy from UKball.
Jerusalemcube born so many years ago that no-one remember, but he was always part of the ancestors of Israelcube and Palestineball. Many countries and empires wanted the city of Jerusalem for religious reasons, but other clay took it fast.
In modern days, Jerusalem is disputed to 2 regions: Jerusalem, and Al-Quds (East Jerusalem).
Hosted Eurovision twice: 1979 and 1999.
How to draw
Like all the jews Jerusalemcube is a cube:
- Draw the basic transparent cube/hypercube
- Draw two blue stripes
- Draw the coat of arms of Jerusalem in the middle
- Draw the eyes and you've finished
Many friends of Israel are friends of Jerusalem.
- Bat-Yamcube: We help yuo against Tel Aviv!
- The rest of the district: thank yuo for being against Tel Aviv!
- Israelcube: Thank yuo for letting me be yuor capital. But why yuo love stupid Tel Aviv!?
- Israelcube's friends
- Israel Districts: I RULE YUO ALL! IS HAPPIEST DAY IN MY LIEF!
- Tel-Avivcube: Yuo make me call tiny? Am could into 700,000 Population while yuo puny has 500,000!You suck so stop thinking yuo are so perfect!I hate that cube! And our football teams are the best of all Holy Land!!!
- Kebab: Neighbor kebab.
I only want peace!!!
- Lesser Kebab: Other kebab. They are more stupid.
|Oy Vey Israel|
|District capitals||Jerusalemcube • Nazarethcube • Haifacube • Ramlacube • Tel Avivcube • Beershebacube|
|Other cities ||Bat Yamcube • Ramat Gancube • Givatayimcube • Holoncube • Modiincube • Eilatcube • Tiberiascube|
|Former entities||Kingdom of Israelcube • Kingdom of Samariacube • Kingdom of Judahcube • Yehudcube • Herodiancube • Iudeaball • Byzantineball • Rashidunball • Umayyadball • Abbasidball • Fatimidball • Kingdom of Jerusalemball • Ayyubidball • Mamlukball • Ottomanball ( Damascus Eyaletball • Mutasarrifate of Jerusalemcube) • British Palestinecube|
|Where two Jews, three opinions.|