Fandom

Polandball Wiki

Japanball

12,272pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Comments128 Share
“B-Baka!!(Blush)”
Japan-icon Japanball
“Senpai noticed me!”
Japan-icon Japanball
“Open the country. Stop having it be closed.”
USA-icon USAball
146338 39cbl4poitruv802wfsxha7zm1k6ngy5djqe.png

A japanese WWII veteran committing suicide

Japan-icon

Japanball (日本球) is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes nowadays a kawaii area desu. Before it mighty starving empire. Japanboru get rotsa money nowadays through great invention carred hentai anime. It's the Only Holy land of Animes and Kawaii. He is famous for video games like Sonic, Kirby, Mario Brothers, Pac-Man, Dig Dug, etc.

Japanball is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon EUball.

His birthday (or national day) is in 11 February. His astrological sign is Aquarius.

He has 2 stateballs, 1 Territoryball, 43 Perfectureballs, and of course, his Capital Tokyo-iconTokyoball.

History: Edit

Like all historically existed formal regimes in Japan, his 'leader de jure' is the Kousitsu-ball (皇室球), the Japanese Imperial Family ball, founded since BC660, the age of Jimmu (神武).

After the WW2, Kousitsu-ball became the 'symbolic leader', not anymore the 'leader de facto'. But it's true that Kousitsu-ball had been, and is still the leader de jure of Japanball since BC660.

At first, Japanball used Shinto before learning about Buddhism-iconBuddhismball. He started having emperors and eventually became a samurai. One day Mongol Empire-icon Mongol Empireball tried to take Japanball's clay but couldn't because of mighty Kamikazee typhoon (神風) . Japanball's fathers, Tokyo-icon Edoball and Shogunateball, were reclusive hermits, until one day USA-icon USAball arrived, and taught him how to modernize, and in 1868 Japanball started trading with other European countryballs as well, but Kingdom of Prussia-icon Germany had yellow fever (not a real disease). He also started to build up a large army and navy, using it to capture Okinawa in 1873, and the Kuril Islands in 1875. In 1894, Japanball went to war with Qing-icon Qing Chinaball and defeated him the following year, taking his Formosan (Japanese Taiwan-icon Taiwanball) clay as punishment. In 1904, he warred with Russian-Empire-icon Russiaball, and won, taking half of his Sakhalin clay. Then he anoxed and raped Korean Empireball. He developed an interest in extreme bondage and subjugation of it's (unwilling) sex slaves partners, Japanese Korea-icon Koreaball and Japanese Taiwan-icon Taiwanball, the former was raped in 1910.

When the Great War broke out in 1914, Japanball fought with UK-icon Britainball and France-icon Franceball as part of the Allies, capturing German Empire-icon Germanyball's Chinese possession Tsingtao, and was granted a place in the League of Nations afterwards. But in the 1930s, Japanball developed an interest in kidnapping and raping Taiwan-icon Chinaball, which he did in 1937 before his new ally Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball attacked and raped France-icon Franceball. Oh and, even as neonazi, Japan can into kawaii. He also kidnapped Second Philippine Republic-icon Philippinesball, British Singapore-icon Triangapore, British Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball, French Indochina-icon French Indochinaball and Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball, but they were rescued by USA-icon USAball, who also bombed her in his tentacles Hiroshima-icon Hiroshima and Nagasaki-icon Nagasaki parts.

11850548

But USA-icon USAball made it up to his by offering free psychotherapy sessions, aka the Marshal Plan, teaching her how to control his lust for her former slaves, and is now one of his best friends and trading partners.

Japanball later achieved rapid growth to become the second-largest economy in the world, until surpassed by China-icon Chinaball in 2010. Japanball make anything but is very good at cars, high speed bullet trains and electronics but Chinaball WILL OVERTAKE INTO SLOOOOOW TECH GROWTH.And who knows,in 2030 China and Russia will invade him and split her like a tasty cake :-)

Japanball invent amazing tv shows like Takichi's castle and Ninja Warrior, no one ever win! On March 11 , 2011 an earthquake and tsunami destroyed a huge chunk of Japan's clay. It also caused a nuclear meltdown poisoning another huge chunk of Japan's clay. That was a very bad day for him.

On April 14, 2016 MULTIPLE earthquakes struck the island of Kyushu. This caused the earthquake to transfer from Japan and Ecuador 3 days later, so now Ecuador-iconEcuadorball blames Japanball for damaging his country. Now the earthquake might trigger another one at the US west coast, but USA-icon USAball was glad that nothing happened after that. He is the creator of famous meme called: Pen Pineapple Apple Pen (Pikotaro for life!)

Stereotypes:Edit

Like any other countryballs that don't natively speak English, Japanball speaks his own dialect of broken English and Yuo needings to watch Anime if yuo wantings to understand wat cums of next:

  • Swapping: "R"'s and "L'"s: Japan's speech usually has "R"s and "L"s swapped to make fun at how Japanese usually speak. E.g. "Ball" may be spelled as "Barr" (in romaji "ball" is "boru"). "Hello", spelled as "Herro", and "Sorry" as "Soly" etc.
  • Anime: The best thing ever invented by Nihon boru.
  • Hentai: Pornographic anime which is used to emphasize Japanball's pervertness.
  • Kawaii: Usually refers to the adorableness of. In Japanese it means "cute".
  • Kakkoii: Usually refers to the coolness of. In Japanese it means "handsome".
  • Senpai: Usually refers to someone who is interested in someone else. Senpai also means a person of higher position. Technically the English equivalent is "Sir". It is often followed by a wish for this "Senpai" to notice him. In the Facebook Polandball community, the phrase "Senpai noticed me" is often used for reference to POLANDBALL replying to a fan.
  • Desu: Used to end a sentence. English translation is "is". Also Latvian for sausage.
  • Nani?: English translation is "What?".
  • Sensei: Usually refers to someone who is teaching Japanball something because it is the Japanese word for "teacher", however, specialists such as doctor or artist (including manga artist) could also be called "Sensei".
  • Banzai: ''Ten thousand years''
  • Tomodachi: Japanese word for friends. (While talking about one friend, use the word Yujin)
  • Shi-ne: Die! (She-né)
  • Baka!: Roughly translates to idiot. Often used by Tsundere characters.
  • Bakatodesu: Roughly translates in countryball to "is of stupid."
  • -teru or -su: Added to ends of some words to make fun of the Japanese accent.

Relationships:Edit

Fliends:Edit

  • Murica-icon USAball- He can into arriance and trade! Though I find it odd that whire he carrs me a sick pervert for inventing tentacre rape, he invented TREE BRANCH rape in his sick firm Evir Dead!! But arso can of rikings into our kawaii! I heard about yuo new president, good ruck, I hope he brings peace and prosperity. And just to ret yuo know, DAISUKI!!!! USA love our video Games.
  • EU-icon EUball, Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball and Philippines-icon Philippinesball - They can rikings into our kawaii.
  • Palau-icon Palauball - lalery gets spoken of. I of kidnap him back then, and I was into destloying his home and his rand. Especiarry Peleliuball. I'm vely solly. On the blight side, I taught him to speak Japanese! So he cannot into weeaboo.
  • Iran-icon Iranball - We had great history. He rikes our Car brands and gibs Oir that I can make good Cars for him, but he is of Friend with the damn Communists China-icon Chinaball and Russia-icon Russiaball
  • Okinawa-icon Okinawaball - Rittre Brother. He rives in my house with my kids.
  • UK-icon UKball, France-icon Franceball and Germany-icon Germanyball - BSDM Buddy!

Neutrar: Edit

  • Russia-icon Russiaball - 千島列島は俺の正当な領土! Rikes ord japan car. And I rike Roritas. Doesn't wants to give  Chishimaball back, but he's stirr a good guy.
  • Taiwan-icon Taiwanball - Best basebarr friends! Kawaii just rike me! Herp each other in disasters! Kinda hates me for reign of terror, BUT THAT IS OF RIE!!! WHY YUO WITH CHŪGOKU?! (btw I dont recognize this guy as a country. I can't. soly my friend.)
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - Hates me for some reason, yuor rittre puny fan can do nothing! Rororororororo. Gib k pop and Samsung phone or memory. (Don't terr anyone that I am actuarry afraid of South Koreaball's Pikachu transformation rise). I don't know why she teamed up with me. We are stirr the tlio arries with USAball.
  • Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball - Is of kebab but rikes, good I made car and gives oir.
  • League of Nations-icon League of Nationsball - How bout I do anyway

Enemies:Edit

  • China-icon Chinaball and North Korea-icon North Koreaball - お前は愚かな独裁国家だ!我々はナショナリズムをぶっ潰す!俺たちは共産主義を消す!インターネット上の我々のアニメをどうしようとも無駄な検閲だ!俺は満州を再び建国しようとしている!そして、蒙古聯合自治政府は貴様を殺す! Comfort women (or Ord Kawaii as some peopre wourd rike to carr them) and genocide is of rie! Gib minerars!( arso has tlied many times to send me to therapy conversion and it did not seem of wolkings) Recentry, North Korea-icon North Korea has of raunched 4 missile-ru at my precious sea. Perhaps I shourd of be instarring THAAD myserf just rike South Korea-icon South Korea-san did. (China: I OF HEARD YUO!) Japan: SH*TU! (Weeks later...) OK North Korea-iconCOMMIE KOREA! I OF HAD ENOUGH OF YUO STUPID MISSILE-RU TOUCHING MY SEA! FIRST TIME WAS OF SCARY BUT NOW YUO R OF PISSING ME OFF!!!
    • Japan-icon Japan: Herro China.
    • China-icon China: Hi, dipsh*t.
    • Japan-icon Japan: Can you call us something else rather than dipsh*t?
    • China-icon China: Like what?
    • Japan-icon Japan: How about sunrise rand?
  • Australia-icon Austrariaball - Yuor rittre "anti-wharing environmentarists (Sea shepherd) of rearry getting annoyings! I wirr remove them!
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - THEY KIRR MY 2 JOURNARİSTS!!!!!!! REMOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Macedonia-icon Macedoniaball - BAKAA!!! YOU STORE WATASHI'S ORD EMPILE!!! Arexandel the Gleat is GLEEK!! You ale BURGALIAN!!
  • Mongolia-icon Mongoliaball - TRIED TO INVADE ME TWICE BUT DIED IN A TORNADO,I MEAN TSUNAMI!!!!!But we dont really interact with each other.But if he tries to invade me I am ready.
    • Mongolia-icon Mongoliaball WE'VE INVADED CHINA. PLEASE RESPECT US, OR ELSE WE MIGHT INVADE YOU AS WELL.
    • Japan-icon Japanball-Okay.

Quotes: Edit

  • "desu desu"
  • "RORORORORORO!"
  • "KAMEHAMEHA!!"
  • "Sugoi!"
  • "Nani?"
  • "Tentacle pornu is bestu."
  • "OPPAI !!!"
  • "Gomen nasai."
  • "Recraim Great East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere!"
  • "Senpai?" -To all Western nations
  • "BaShow MoreShow Fewer-Baka me!!!!"
  • "Daisuki!"
  • "How 'bout I do, anyway?"
  • 「朕茲ニ戦ヲ宣ス」 - declaring war against USA(in 1941), or against communism China and both Korea who keep insulting sacred Imperial Family of Japan(after 201X).Now she is most pervert nation in world.

GalleryEdit

Gif:Edit

LinksEdit

VTE
Earth-icon Modern countries and dependencies of Polandball Poland-icon
Caveballs 1-icon 1ball2-icon 2ball3-icon 3ball4-icon 4ball5-icon 5ball Australian Aborigines-icon Australian Aboriginalsball6-icon 6ball7-icon 7ball (Maori-icon Maoriball) • 8-icon 8ball
3-icon Americas Anguilla-icon AnguillaballAntigua-icon Antigua and BarbudaballArgentina-icon ArgentinaballAruba-icon ArubaballBahamas-icon BahamasballBarbados-icon BarbadosballBelize-icon BelizeballBermuda-icon BermudatriangleBolivia-icon BoliviaballBonaire-icon BonaireballBrazil-icon BrazilballBritish Virgin Islands-icon British Virgin IslandsballCanada-icon CanadaballCayman Islands-icon Cayman IslandballChile-icon ChileballColombia-icon ColombiaballCosta Rica-icon Costa RicaballCuba-icon CubaballCuracao-icon CuracaoballDominica-icon DominicaballDominican-icon Dominican RepublicballEcuador-icon EcuadorballEl Salvador-icon El SalvadorballFrench Guyana-icon French GuianaballGreenland-icon GreenlandballGrenada-icon GrenadaballGuadeloupe-icon GuadeloupeballGuatemala-icon GuatemalaballGuyana-icon GuyanaballHaiti-icon HaitiballHonduras-icon HondurasballJamaica-icon JamaicaballFalklands-icon FalklandsballMartinique-icon MartiniqueballMexico-icon MexicoballMontserrat-icon MontserratballNicaragua-icon NicaraguaballPanama-icon PanamaballParaguay-icon ParaguayballPeru-icon PeruballPuertoRico-icon Puerto RicoballSaba-icon SababallSaint Barthélemy-icon Saint-BarthélemyballLucia-icon Saint LuciaballSaint Pierre and Miquelon-icon Saint Pierre and MiquelonballVincent-icon Saint Vincent and the GrenadinesballKitts-icon St. Kitts and NevisballSint Eustatius-icon Sint EustatiusballSint Maarten-icon Sint MaartenballSuriname-icon SurinameballTrinidad and Tobago-icon Trinidad and TobagoballTurks and Caicos-icon Turks and CaicosballUSA-icon USAball (California-icon Californiaball) • VirginIslands-icon Virgin IslandsballUruguay-icon UruguayballVenezuela-icon Venezuelaball
2-icon Europe Abkhazia-icon AbkhaziaballAlbania-icon AlbaniaballAndorra-icon AndorraballArmenia-icon ArmeniaballAustria-icon AustriaballAzerbaijan-icon AzerbaijanballBelarus-icon BelarusballBelgium-icon BelgiumballBosnia-icon BosniaballBulgaria-icon BulgariaballCroatia-icon CroatiaballCyprus-icon CyprusballCzech-icon CzechballDenmark-icon DenmarkballEstonia-icon EstoniaballFaroe-icon Faroe IslandsballFinland-icon FinlandballFrance-icon FranceballGeorgia-icon GeorgiaballGermany-icon Germanyball (ReichTime Reichtangle) • Gibraltar-icon GibraltarballGreece-icon GreeceballGuernsey-icon GuernseyballGypsy-icon GypsyballHungary-icon HungaryballIceland-icon IcelandballIreland-icon IrelandballIsle of Man-icon Isle of ManballItaly-icon ItalyballJersey-icon JerseyballKosovo-icon KosovoballLatvia-icon LatviaballLiberland-icon LiberlandballLiechtenstein-icon LiechtensteinballLithuania-icon LithuaniaballLuxembourg-icon LuxembourgballMacedonia-icon MacedoniaballMalta-icon MaltaballMoldova-icon MoldovaballMonaco-icon MonacoballMontenegro-icon MontenegroballNagorno-Karabakh-icon Nagorno-KarabakhballNovorossiya (seperatist)-icon Novorossiyaball Novorossiya-icon (Donetsk-Republic-icon DonetskballLuhansk-Republic-icon Luganskball) • Netherlands-icon NetherlandsballNorway-icon NorwayballPoland-icon PolandballPortugal-icon PortugalballRomania-icon RomaniaballRussia-icon Russiaball (Crimea-icon Crimeaball) • San Marino-icon San MarinoballSealand-icon SealandballSerbia-icon SerbiaballSlovakia-icon SlovakiaballTransnistria-icon TransnistriaballSlovenia-icon SloveniaballSouth Ossetia-icon South OssetiaballSpain-icon SpainballSweden-icon SwedenballSwitzerland-icon SwitzerlandballTurkey-icon TurkeyballUkraine-icon UkraineballUK-icon UKball (England-icon EnglandballNorthern Ireland-icon Northern IrelandballScotland-icon ScotlandballWales-icon Walesball) • Vatican-icon Vaticanball
8-icon Africa Algeria-icon AlgeriaballAngola-icon AngolaballBenin-icon BeninballBotswana-icon BotswanaballBurkina Faso-icon Burkina FasoballBurundi-icon BurundiballCameroon-icon CameroonballCape Verde-icon Cape VerdeballCAR-icon Central African RepublicballChad-icon ChadballComoros-icon ComorosballCongo-icon CongoballDR Congo-icon DR CongoballDjibouti-icon DjiboutiballEgypt-icon EgyptballEquatorial Guinea-icon Equatorial GuineaballEritrea-icon EritreaballEthiopia-icon EthiopiaballGabon-icon GabonballGambia-icon GambiaballGhana-icon GhanaballGuinea-icon GuineaballGuinea-Bissau-icon Guinea-BissauballIvory Coast-icon Ivory CoastballKenya-icon KenyaballLesotho-icon LesothoballLiberia-icon LiberiaballLibya-icon LibyaballMadagascar-icon MadagascarballMalawi-icon MalawiballMali-icon MaliballMauritania-icon MauritaniaballMauritius-icon MauritiusballMayotte-icon MayotteballMorocco-icon MoroccoballMozambique-icon MozambiqueballNamibia-icon NamibiaballNiger-icon NigerballNigeria-icon NigeriaballRéunion-icon RéunionballRwanda-icon RwandaballSão Tomé and Príncipe-icon São Tomé and PríncipeballSenegal-icon SenegalballSeychelles-icon SeychellesballSierra Leone-icon Sierra LeoneballSomalia-icon Somaliaball (Somaliland-icon SomalilandballPuntland-icon Puntlandball) • South Africa-icon South AfricaballSouth Sudan-icon South SudanballSudan-icon SudanballSwaziland-icon SwazilandballTanzania-icon TanzaniaballTogo-icon TogoballTunisia-icon TunisiaballUganda-icon UgandaballWestern Sahara-icon Western SaharaballZambia-icon ZambiaballZimbabwe-icon Zimbabweball
1-icon Asia Afghan-icon AfghanistanballBangladesh-icon BangladeshballBhutan-icon BhutanballBritish Indian Ocean Territory-icon British Indian Ocean TerritoryballBrunei-icon BruneiballMyanmar-icon BurmaballCambodia-icon CambodiaballChina-icon Chinaball (Hong Kong-icon Hong KongballMacau-icon MacauballTibet-icon TibetballUyghur-icon Uyghurball) • East Timor-icon East TimorballIndia-icon IndiaballIndonesia-icon IndonesiaballJapan-icon Japanball (Okinawa-icon Okinawaball) • Kazakhstan-icon KazakhbrickNorth Korea-icon North KoreaballSouth Korea-icon South KoreaballKyrgyz-icon KyrgyzstanballLaos-icon LaosballMalaysia-icon MalaysiaballMaldives-icon MaldivesballMongolia-icon MongoliaballNepal-icon NepalRawrPakistan-icon PakistanballPhilippines-icon PhilippinesballRussia-icon Russiaball (Siberia-icon SiberiaballWinged Doom-icon Omsk bird) • Sri Lanka-icon Sri LankaballTaiwan-icon Taiwanball (Chinese-Taipei-icon Chinese Taipeiball) • Tajik-icon TajikistanballThailand-icon ThailandballSingapore-icon TringaporeTurkmen-icon TurkmenistanballUzbek-icon UzbekballVietnam-icon Vietnamball
Middle-east-4ball-icon Middle East Bahrain-icon BahrainballCyprus-icon CyprusballEgypt-icon EgyptballIran-icon IranballIraq-icon IraqballIsrael-icon Israelcube (Palestine-icon Palestineball) • Jordan-icon JordanballKurdistan-icon KurdistanballKuwait-icon KuwaitballLebanon-icon LebanonballNorthern Cyprus-icon Northern CyprusballOman-icon OmanballQatar-icon QatarballSaudi Arabia-icon Saudi ArabiaballSyria-icon SyriaballTurkey-icon TurkeyballUAE-icon UAEballYemen-icon Yemenball
7-icon Oceania Australia-icon Australiaball (Christmas Island-icon Christmas IslandballCocos Islands-icon CocosballNorfolk Island-icon Norfolk Islandball) • Fiji-icon FijiballFrench Polynesia-icon French PolynesiaballGuam-icon GuamballKiribati-icon KiribatiballMarshall Islands-icon Marshall IslandsballMicronesia-icon MicronesiaballNauru-icon NauruballNew Caledonia-icon New CaledoniaballNew Zealand-icon New Zealandball (Cook Islands-icon Cook IslandsballNiue-icon Niueball) • Northern Mariana Islands-icon Northern Mariana IslandsballPalau-icon PalauballPapua New Guinea-icon Papua New GuineaballPitcairn Islands-icon Pitcairn IslandsballSamoa-icon SamoaballSolomon Islands-icon Solomon IslandsballTokelau-icon TokelauballTonga-icon TongaballTuvalu-icon TuvaluballVanuatu-icon VanuatuballWallis and Futuna-icon Wallis and Futunaball
Others Antarctica-icon AntarcticaballGypsy-icon GypsyballIlluminati-iconTrilluminatiAtlantis-icon Atlantisball
Terms in italics are unrecognized and partially recognized states
VTE
Japan-icon 日本球(Nippon-ball) A.K.A 日本魂(Nippon-spirit) Japan-icon
Prefectures Hokkaido-icon HokkaidoballJapan-icon (division) Tōhokuball (Aomori-icon AomoriballIwate-icon IwateballMiyagi-icon MiyagiballAkita-icon AkitaballYamagata-icon YamagataballFukushima-icon Fukushimaball) • Kanto-icon Kantoball (Ibaraki-icon IbarakiballTochigi-icon TochigiballGunma-icon GunmaballSaitama-icon SaitamaballChiba-icon ChibaballKanagawa-icon KanagawaballTokyo-icon Tokyoball (Ogasawara-icon Ogasawaraball)) • Chubu-icon Chūbuball (Niigata-icon NiigataballToyama-icon ToyamaballIshikawa-icon IshikawaballFukui-icon FukuiballYamanashi-icon YamanashiballNagano-icon NaganoballGifu-icon GifuballShizuoka-icon ShizuokaballAichi-icon Aichiball) • Kansai-icon Kansaiball (Mie-icon MieballShiga-icon ShigaballKyoto-icon KyotoballOsaka-icon OsakaballHyogo-icon HyōgoballNara-icon NaraballWakayama-icon Wakayamaball) • Japan-icon (division) Chūgokuball (Tottori-icon TottoriballShimane-icon ShimaneballOkayama-icon OkayamaballHiroshima-icon HiroshimaballYamaguchi-icon Yamaguchiball) • Shikoku-icon Shikokuball (Tokushima-icon TokushimaballKagawa-icon KagawaballEhime-icon EhimeballKochi-icon Kōchiball) • Kyushu-icon Kyushuball (Fukuoka-icon FukuokaballSaga-icon SagaballNagasaki-icon NagasakiballKumamoto-icon KumamotoballOita-icon ŌitaballMiyazaki-icon MiyazakiballKagoshima-icon KagoshimaballOkinawa-icon Okinawaball)
Cities Tokyo-icon Tokyoball (capital) • Kioto-icon KiotoballOsaka (city)-icon Ōsakaball
Former entities 1-icon JōmonballTokugawa-icon TokugawaballJapanese-Empire-icon Japanese EmpireballJapanRawr-icon JapanRawr
Territorial claims South Korea-icon TakeshimaballRussia-icon ChishimaballChina-icon SenkakuballPhilippines-icon Benuhamu Raisuball
Bansaaaaiiiii!

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.