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“Notice me senpai!”
Japan-icon Japanball
“Ba... Bakana!!!”
Japan-icon Japanball
“Omae wa mou, shindeiru.”
USA-icon USAball
“Nani?!”
Japan-icon Japanball, replying the above
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A Japanese WWII veteran committing suicide

Japanball (Japanese: 日本球) is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes, a modern countryball located in East Asia. He was once an isolated location that then went on to become a major world player after WW1, and one of the few major non-european empires, just like his then friendly rival USAball. Later he joined the Axis Powers in WW2 but lost and went back to living peacefully, and thus creating stuff which strengthen his economy. He was really an avid fan of art since the 15th century, and now Japanboru get rotsa more money nowadays through great invention anime. He is famous for video games like Sonic, Kirby, Mario Brothers, Pac-Man, Dig Dug, etc. Japanball is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon EUball.

He has 2 stateballs, 1 Territoryball, 43 Prefectureballs, including his capitalball Tokyo-icon Tokyoball.

History

Like all historically existed formal regimes in Japan, his 'leader de jure' is the Kousitsu-ball (皇室球), the Japanese Imperial Familyball, founded since BC660, the age of Jimmu (神武).

After the WW2, Kousitsu-ball became the 'symbolic leader', not anymore the 'leader de facto'. But it's true that Kousitsu-ball had been, and is still the leader de jure of since BC660.

At first, Japanball used Shintoism-icon Shinto before learning about Buddhism-icon Buddhismball. He started having emperors and eventually became a samurai. One day Mongol Empire-icon Mongol Empireball tried to take 1-icon his clay but couldn't because of mighty Kamikazee typhoon (神風) . Japanball's fathers, Tokyo-icon Edoball and Tokugawa-icon Tokugawaball, were reclusive hermits, until one day USA-icon USAball arrived, and taught him how to modernize, and in 1868 started trading with other European countryballs as well, but Kingdom of Prussia-icon Germany had yellow fever (not a real disease). He also started to build up a large army and navy, using it to capture Okinawa in 1873, and the Kuril Islands in 1875. In 1894, went to war with Qing-icon Qing Chinaball and defeated him the following year, taking his Formosan (Japanese Taiwan-icon Taiwanball) clay as punishment. In 1904, He warred with Russian-Empire-icon Russiaball, and won, taking half of his Sakhalin clay. Then he anoxed and raped Korean Empireball. He developed an interest in extreme bondage and subjugation of its (unwilling) sex slaves partners, Japanese Korea-icon Koreaball and Japanese Taiwan-icon Taiwanball, the former was raped in 1910.

When the Great War broke out in 1914, fought with UK-icon Britainball and France-icon Franceball as part of the Allies, capturing German Empire-icon Germanyball's Chinese possession Tsingtao, and was granted a place in the League of Nations afterwards. But in the 1930s, developed an interest in kidnapping and raping Taiwan-icon Chinaball, which he did in 1937 before his new ally Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball attacked and raped France-icon Franceball. Oh and, even as neonazi, Japan can into kawaii. He also kidnapped Second Philippine Republic-icon Philippinesball, British Singapore-icon Triangapore, British Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball, French Indochina-icon French Indochinaball and Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball, but they were rescued by USA-icon USAball, who also bombed him in his tentacles Hiroshima-icon Hiroshima and Nagasaki-icon Nagasaki parts.

But USA-icon USAball made it up to him by offering free psychotherapy sessions, aka the Marshal Plan, teaching him how to control his lust for his former slaves, and is now one of his best friends and trading partners.

Japanball later achieved rapid growth to become the second-largest economy in za warudo, until surpassed by China-icon Chinaball in 2010. make anything but is very good at cars, high speed bullet trains and electronics.

His invent amazing tv shows like Takichi's castle and Ninja Warrior, no one ever win! On March 11 , 2011 an earthquake and tsunami destroyed a huge chunk of Japan's clay. It also caused a nuclear meltdown poisoning another huge chunk of Japan's clay. That was a very bad day for him.

On April 14, 2016 MULTIPLE earthquakes struck the island of Kyushu. This caused the earthquake to transfer from Japan and Ecuador 3 days later, so now Ecuador-iconEcuadorball blames for damaging his country. Now the earthquake might trigger another one at the US west coast, but USA-icon USAball was glad that nothing happened after that. He is the creator of famous meme called: Pen Pineapple Apple Pen (Pikotaro for life!)

Stereotypes

Like any other countryballs that don't natively speak English, speaks his own dialect of broken English and Yuo needings to watch Anime if yuo wantings to understand what comes of next:

  • Swapping: "R"'s and "L'"s: Japan's speech usually has "R"s and "L"s swapped to make fun at how Japanese usually speak. E.g. "Ball" may be spelled as "Barr" (in romaji "ball" is "boru"). "Hello", spelled as "Harro", and "Sorry" as "Solly" etc.
  • Anime: The best thing ever invented (In Japan) by Nihon boru.
  • Kawaii: Usually refers to the adorableness of. In Japanese it means "cute".
  • Kakkoii: Usually refers to the coolness of. In Japanese it means "handsome" or "cool".
  • Senpai: Usually refers to someone who is interested in someone else. Senpai also means a person of higher position. Technically the English equivalent is "Sir". It is often followed by a wish for this "Senpai" to notice him. In the Facebook community, the phrase "Senpai noticed me" is often used for reference to replying to a fan.
  • Desu: Used to end a sentence. English translation is "is". Also Latvia-icon Latvian for sausage.
  • Nani?: English translation is "What?".
  • Sensei: Usually refers to someone who is teaching something because it is the Japanese word for "teacher", however, specialists such as doctor or artist (including manga artist) could also be called "Sensei".
  • Banzai: ''Ten thousand years'' Usually used as a term of 'long live the emperor' which the Japanese would yell during World War II.
  • Tomodachi: Japanese word for friends. (While talking about one friend, use the word Yujin)
  • Shi-nu: Die!
  • Baka (na)!: Roughly translates to idiot. Often used by Tsundere characters. It also means "impossible".
  • Bakatodesu: Roughly translates in countryball to "is of stupid."
  • -teru or -su: Added to ends of some words to make fun of the Japanese accent.

Relationships

Tomodachi-desu!

  • Germany-icon Germanyball- Great support in science and architecture and we were arries during ww2!
  • Murica-icon USAball- He can into arriance and tlade! Though I find it odd that whire he carrs me a sick pervert for inventing tentacre rape, he invented TREE BRANCH rape in his sick firm Evir Dead!! But arso can of rikings into our kawaii! I heard about yuo new president, good ruck, I hope he brings peace and prosperity (His son rikes oul anime!). And just to ret yuo know, DAISUKI!!!! USA love our video Games, So I gib Him Pokemon and Supel Malio Blothels (But I Have One Probrem, He Keeps Plonouncing Pokemon "Pokeyman")(AND YOU BOMBED US TWO TIMES!!!)
    • Hawaii-icon Kawaiiball - BESTU STATE, NO DOUBT!!! Arso of favorite tourist destination!. Arso aporogise me for attackings yuo. If I were of winnings Battre of Midway from your father, I wourd of adopt yuo.
  • EU-icon EUball, Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball and Philippines-icon Philippinesball - They can rikings into our kawaii.
  • Palau-icon Palauball - lalery gets spoken of. I of kidnap him back then, and I was into destloying his home and his rand. Especiarry Peleliuball. I'm vely solly. On the blight side, I taught him to speak Japanese! So he cannot into weeaboo.
  • Portugal-icon Portugalball - Ah yes, the country that introduced me to the usage of muskets back then. Sengoku Period was getting boring with simpry just swords and bows. He made it even fun with the use of muskets.
  • Iran-icon Iranball - We had great history. He rikes our Cal brands and gibs Oir that I can make good Cals for him, we rove cats too, but he is of Friend with the damn Communists China-icon Chinaball and Russia-icon Russiaball
  • Okinawa-icon Okinawaball - Rittre Brother. He rives in my house with my kids.
  • ASEAN-icon ASEANcoin, East Timor-icon East Timorball, Papua New Guinea-icon Papua New Guineaball and Solomon Islands-icon Solomon Islandsball - Recraim Great East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere! Trading partners, just trading partners.
  • India-icon Indo-san - Hory rand of Buddha and food. Roves our Kawaii and hates that punk China-icon. Great friend is of スケベ (perv) Also Security Pact, so DEFEND CURRY!
  • Iran-icon Iran-san, Egypt-icon Ejiputo-san and Turkey-icon Toruko-san - Middle east friend. We have great history and cat lovers.
  • Philippines-icon - Phirippines-san is also an Otaku country (#1 otaku besides me) roves being kawaii especially their Cospray queen Alodia (Even he rikes arso K-pop and Kdramas). Also my ferrow Nihonji like his curture as well is also some of my fellow otaku countrymen rikes Breedman-senpai's anime-styred artworks (Even he's a roricon) maybe we can work together to make his comics into an Anime someday, Also aporogy to the Imeriaristic version of myserf for invading yuo and yuor people. We are arso good trading partners especiarry we gib investments arso keep-up the good work to fight drugs arso we sell them new Coast Guards vessers for their PCG and btw i designed your first microsatellite the "DIWATA 1"? (and wtf is a fairytale in a satellite?) (Maybe our F-2 Fighters and Type-74 tanks someday in the future, once our SDF becomes a miritar againi and arrow us to export weaponries desu!)
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesia-san - Same rike Phirippines, many of his people are anime rovel. Especiarry, Naruto. And gomenasai fol 1942. I killed many of yuor peopre. But at reast, yuo learned from me how to be a nationarist.
  • Sweden-icon Swedenball - We both rikes the song Caramerrdansenu especiarry i translated it in Nihonji version!.
  • Finland-icon Finrandball - Hatsune Miku sings yuor song . She of stealings idea.
  • Romania-icon Romaniaball, Greece-icon Greeceball, Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball, and Serbia-icon Serbiaball - They rike my anime and sushi. Especiarry, Greece-icon Greeceball is my debt-par.
  • Georgia-icon Georgiaball - They rike us and we invest many moni there... they are very kawaii to. And can into summo wrestring...
  • Italy-icon Italy-san - They made Eurobeat for assu. Oh and don't forget about WW2.
  • France-icon Furansu-chan - Big fan, I rike her very much. She gave rittle Saitama-kun its own fun cycring race.
  • UK-icon Igirisu-san - Westeln fliendt. We are the most polite nations in za warudo. He is cat rovel too. And solly fol WW2, I seized yuor corony in Southeast Asia.
  • Thailand-icon Thailandball - Admirer and givu passage in WWII.
  • Massachussets-icon Massachusettsball - Onry the North rikes him. He doesn't rikes anime or kawaii.
  • Canada-icon Kanada-san - Good friend who roves anime (I gave him Sailor Moon and Pretty Cure to dub into Engrish). Arso, Avril Lavigne, yuor Canadian Hello Kitty song is of very kawaii... but sometimes I confuse him with America-san... well they speak English so are same thing.                           
  • Iraq-icon Iraq-san - Rikes my cal brands and we both have rich history and he is also a cat lover.

Neutrar

  • Russia-icon Russiaball - 千島列島は俺の正当な領土! Rikes ord japan car. And I rike Roritas. Doesn't wants to give  Chishimaball back, but he's stirr a good guy.
  • Taiwan-icon Taiwanball - Best basebarr friends! Kawaii just rike me! Herp each other in disasters! Kinda hates me for reign of terror, BUT THAT IS OF RIE!!! WHY YUO WITH CHŪGOKU?! (btw I dont recognize this guy as a country. I can't. soly my friend.)
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - I wanttings to do bad things with yuo... Hates me for some reason, yuor rittre puny fan can do nothing! Rororororororo. Gib k pop and Samsung phone or memory. I don't know why she teamed up with me. We are stirr the tlio arries with USAball. Hey...Hey! Reave That Pikachu Arone!
  • Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball - Is of kebab but rikes, good I made car and gives oir.
  • League of Nations-icon League of Nationsball - How bout I do anyway

Enemies

  • China-icon Chinaball and North Korea-icon North Koreaball - お前は愚かな独裁国家だ!我々はナショナリズムをぶっ潰す!俺たちは共産主義を消す!インターネット上の我々のアニメをどうしようとも無駄な検閲だ!俺は満州を再び建国しようとしている!そして、蒙古聯合自治政府は貴様を殺す! - ゆう共産主義のブタ!自己のゆうを殺すよ!!- Comfort women (or Ord Kawaii as some peopre wourd rike to carr them) and genocide is of rie! Arways of comprain about Nanking Massacre! Gib minerars!( arso has tlied many times to send me to therapy conversion and it did not seem of wolkings) Recentry, North Korea-icon North Korea has of raunched 4 missile-ru at my precious sea. Perhaps I shourd of be instarring THAAD myserf just rike South Korea-icon South Korea-san did. (China: I OF HEARD YUO!) Japan: SH*TU! (Weeks later...) OK North Korea-iconCOMMIE KOREA! RAUNCHING MISSILE-RU AT MY SEA WAS OF BAD ENOUGH BUT NOW THEY ARE OF GOING OVER MY CLAY?!?!?!? THAT IS IT IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YUO LAUNCHING NUKES AT ME YUO OF SCARED MY CITIZENS I HOPE AMERIKA-SAN AND FLIENDS INVADESU YUOR CLAY AND DESTLOYS YOUR MISSILES FIRST TIME WAS OF SCARY BUT NOW YUO R OF PISSING ME OFF and is of REARRY ANNOYING!!! REMOVE COMMUNISM!!! IMPERIALISM STRONG!!!
    • Japan-icon Japan: Herro China.
    • China-icon China: Hi, dipshit.
    • Japan-icon Japan: Can you carr us something erse rather than dipshit?
    • China-icon China: Rike what?
    • Japan-icon Japan: How about (ni hon) sunlise rand?
  • Australia-icon Austrariaball - Yuor rittre "anti-wharing environmentarists (Sea shepherd) of rearry getting annoyings! I wirr remove kangaroo!
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - THEY KIRR MY 2 JOURNARİSTS!!!!!!! REMOVE!!!!!!!!!!!! and Ha your executioner got Air striked.
  • Macedonia-icon Macedoniaball - BA-BAKA NA!!! YOU STORE WAGAHAI'S ORD EMPILE!!! Arexanda the Gureto is GLEEK!! You a BURGALIAN!!
  • Mongolia-icon Mongoliaball - TRIED TO INVADE ME TWICE BUT DIED IN A TORNADO, I MEAN TYPHOON!!!!! NO! KAMIKAZE!!!!!!! But we don't really interact with each other. But if he tries to invade me I am ready. Here is what happened.
    • Mongolia-icon Mongoliaball: WE'VE INVADED CHINA. PLEASE RESPECT US, OR ELSE WE MIGHT INVADE YOU AS WELL.
    • Japan-icon Japanball: Okay.
    • Bill Wurtz: And then the Mongols came over, ready for war, and died in a tornado (Actually a typhoon).

Quotes

  • CHINA IS OF BOOTLEG COMMIE RETARD
  • "desu desu"
  • "GOTTINGS OF CATCHING THEM ALL"
  • "OMAE WA MOU SHINDERU"
  • "AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! IT IS OF GOJIRA!!!"
  • "ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! "ORA!"
  • "MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!"
  • "KAMEHAMEHA!!"
  • "Sugoi!"
  • "Nani?"
  • "Minna!"
  • "Henshin!"
  • "RASENGAN!"
  • "CHIDORI!"
  • "Tentacle pornu is bestu."
  • "XBOX SUCKS! PRAYSTATION AND NINTENDO ARE BETTEL!"
  • "OPPAI!!!"
  • "Gomen nasai."
  • Okane!!! (His eyes, normally closed, open and turn into yen symbols: ¥ ¥)
  • "Recraim Great East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere!"
  • "Senpai?" -To all Western nations
  • "BaShow MoreShow Fewer-Baka me!!!!"
  • "Daisuki!"
  • "How 'bout I do, anyway?"
  • "LIZARDON, DORAGON CRO!"
  • 「朕茲ニ戦ヲ宣ス」 - declaring war against USA(in 1941), or against communism China and both Korea who keep insulting sacred Imperial Family of Japan(after 201X). Now he is most pervert nation in world.

Gallery

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