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Israelcube is a puppet master countryball located in the Levant. He is the only country that has a Jewish majority in the world, and he was born in 1948 from a mix of EU-icon EUball, African Union-icon African Unionball, Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball, and a few other Kebab in Middle East.

There are some countries (32 in total) that do not recognize the "cube", such as when they do not accept their passports. There are also countryballs that Iran-iconSyria-iconPalestine-icon want him gone for what they officially describe as "resistance".

The appearance of Israel as a cube is because of Jewish physics. If someone asks why Israel is a cube, the proper thing to do is respond with, in all caps: "JEWISH PHYSICS". Israel can into Baseball, and he played very well at the World Baseball Classic.

History

Ancient History

Jewcubes have an Kingdom of Israel-icon Independent Kingdom. They were conquered by Ancient Egypt-icon Ancient Egyptball, Babylon-icon Babylonball and Ancient Greece-icon Ancient Greeceball.

They become independent for a time and split into Kingdom of Judah-icon Kingdom of Judahcube and Kingdom of Israel-icon Kingdom of Israelcube, but they both were conquered by SPQR-icon SPQRball, Byzantine-icon Byzantineball, Islam-icon Arabballs, Ottoman-icon Ottomanball.

British Mandate

Then UK-icon UKball defeated Ottoman-icon Ottomanball in World War I and made British Palestine-icon Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube.

Due to growing anti-semitism and Nazi-icon Naziball in europe, UK-icon UKball promised Jewcubes their old homeland back to be independent and govern themselves there.

Thus Jewcubes mass immigrated in Palestine and legally bought lands. However the native Arabs saw this as european colonialism (little did they know, they were already a colony) and conflicts began.

After lots of ethnical clashes, in 1948 Jewcubes became, finally, an independent nation thanks to UN-icon UNball partion plan, where they would split Palestine 50/50, Jewcubes agreed and Israel-icon Israelcube was born.

Arab-Israeli Wars

But Palestine-icon Palestineball refuses and a day later Israel-icon Israelcube was attacked by Iraq-icon Iraqball, Syria-icon Syriaball, Egypt-icon Egyptball and Jordan-icon Jordanball with the support of the Arab League-icon Arab Leagueball.

Israel-icon Israelcube won and annexed most clay in Palestine except for Gaza-icon Gazaball that was under the control of Egypt-icon Egyptball and Palestine-icon West Bankball that was under the control of Jordan-icon Jordanball.

In 1966 due to struggles over their homeland Palestinians Arabs (who during the nationalist movements in middle east identified themselves as Jordan-icon Jordanballs) started growing a sense of nationalsim and identified themselves as something more than just Arabs, thus Palestine-icon Palestineball was born.

The next year in 1967, Six-Day War occurs, in which Iraq-icon Iraqball, Syria-icon Syriaball, Jordan-icon Jordanball, Lebanon-icon Lebanonball and Egypt-icon Egyptball try to conquer Israel-icon Israelcube but lose in six days. It was a victory so great that Sabaton made a song about it.

Israel-icon Israelcube takes over Syria-icon (division) Golan Heightsball from Syria-icon Syriaball, Palestine-icon West Bankball from Jordan-icon Jordanball, Gaza-icon Gazaball and North Sinai-iconSouth Sinai-icon Sinai Peninsulaball from Egypt-icon Egyptball.

In 1970, Palestine-icon Palestineball attacks Jordan-icon Jordanball (Black September in Jordan), Israel-icon Israelcube and Lebanon-icon Lebanonball (Palestinian insurgency in Southern Lebanonball).

In 1973, Yom Kippur War occurs, in which Islam-icon Arabballs attack Israel-icon Israelcube and lose again. So in 1979, Israel-icon Israelcube finally is into peace with Egypt-icon Egyptball and gives North Sinai-iconSouth Sinai-icon Sinai Peninsulaball back in return. In 1982, Israelcube has peace with Lebanon-icon Lebanonball, and with Jordan-icon Jordanball in 1994.

Modern Day

In 2005 as part of the peace treaty process Israel-icon Israelcube leaves Palestine-icon Gazaball completly (both civillian and military) and gives it to Palestine-icon Palestineball but Palestine-icon Palestineball autorities "lost control" and terrorist movement Hamas-icon Hamasball is born who attacks Israel-icon Israelcube.

With help from Egypt-icon Egyptball (now friends), Israel-icon Israelcube puts a military blocade in Palestine-icon Gazaball.

Israelcube - Palestineball Conflict

Cause

The conflict between Islam-icon Arabballs and Israel-icon Israelcube, and recently only between Palestine-icon Palestineball and Israel-icon Israelcube is because both of them claim the same land, Palestine.

Ancestry: Is Palestineball Arab or Not ?

Palestine-icon Palestineball claims that they are not Arabs but semitic and used to be traders in Palestine for 4000 years. While Israel-icon Israelcube claims that Palestine-icon Palestineball are Arabs and they were formed in 1960 due to a growing sense of nationalism.

In known history, Ancient Egypt-icon Ancient Egyptball and SPQR-icon SPQRball mentioned Jewcubes a lot but there is no mention about Palestinian traders.

There is Philistinesball who Palestine-icon Palestineball claims they are their ancestors but that is unfounded and random as there's no continuity in their history and there's nothing to link them to modern Palestine-icon Palestineball.

Palestine-icon Palestineball argues that the names "Palestineball" and "Philistineball" are similar. Israel-icon Israelcube argues that this is because Palestine-icon Palestineball made up his name, the world "Palestinian" did not exist back in 1948 as locals considered themselves simply as Islam-icon Arabballs.

Philistinesball were also thieves so maybe they are related, they are said to be the ones who stole the promised land. And the name philistine is symbolic as it means a person who is lacking in or hostile or smugly indifferent to cultural values, intellectual pursuits, aesthetic refinement, etc, or is contentedly commonplace in ideas and tastes.

SPQR-icon SPQRball also mentioned the jews and their religion but again there is no mention of Palestine-icon Palestineball. And Palestine-icon Palestineball speaks arabic which further indicates that he came when Islam-icon Arabballs arrived, if Palestine-icon Palestineball was to already be in Palestine when Islam-icon Arabballs, wouldn't he have a different language ? In the nationalist movements of the Middle East (which was long before Israel-icon Israelcube arrived) the muslims who lived in Palestine identified themselves as Jordan-icon Jordanballs.

Because it is of national interest for the Arabs to advocate the existence of Palestinians to balance Zionism. Yes, the existence of a separate Palestinian identity exists only for tactical reason. The establishment of a Palestinian state is a new tool to continue the fight against Israel and for Arab unity. - Zuheir Mohsen, Senior official of the Palestine Liberation Organization.

Legally: Was There a Palestinian State ?

Palestine-icon Palestineball claims Israel-icon Israelcube stole their home. Israel-icon Israelcube claims there was never a sovereign palestinian state, while Israel-icon Israelcube is the 3rd Jewish state to exist in Palestine.

Palestine-icon Palestineball claims it is still their home, Israel-icon Israelcube claims they had the right to come back because it was their old home and there was never a Palestine-icon Palestineball state or even ethnicity and Palestine was of UK-icon UKball's regin who promised it to them. It was not an immigration by force, Jewcubes legally bought land when they came, it was Islam-icon Arabballs (Palestine-icon Palestineball) who started to attack Jewcubes living there. And when it was obvious that they could not live together UN-icon UNball proposed a 50/50 solution, Jewcubes aggreed thus Israel-icon Israelcube was born, but Islam-icon Arabballs's hate for Jewcubes drove them to start a war instead. Thus no Palestine-icon Palestineball was formed this time either, due to their own fault. They are simply Jordan-icon Jordanballs who lost some clay in World War I but are reluctant to leave that clay due to their religious hate for Jewcubes.

Morally: Who is The Aggressive/Evil One ?

Palestine-icon Palestineball claims Israel-icon Israelcube treats them horribly and won't let them be free. Israel-icon Israelcube claims that Palestine-icon Palestineball are often aggressive even to the point of targeting Jewcubes civillians and making terrorist attacks.

Palestine-icon Palestineball claims "yes, because it's our home, we have the right to defend it from invaders like you!". Israel-icon Israelcube claims "it's our home, we have the right to defend it from terrorists like you, and the police has the right to make justice when one of your fanatics picks up a molotov and stats attacking Jewcubes civillians becuase he thinks it's just".

Palestine-icon Palestineball claims Israel-icon Israelcube often mistreats and imprisons Palestine-icon Palestineball. Israel-icon Israelcube claims he only "mistreats" and imprisons aggressive Palestine-icon Palestineball in self-defence and likes to point out that there are many Palestine-icon Palestineball teachers and respectable members of Israeli society, those who are not aggressive.

Palestine-icon Palestineball likes to point out that there are 7.000 Palestinians in Israel-icon Israelcube prisons. Israel-icon Israelcube argues that 7.000 Palestinians in prison doesn't prove anything by itself, it's an emotional facade poster made only to impress (mislead) and nothing else, it's not impossible for 7.000 Palestinains to be in prison for good reason. Until Palestine-icon Palestineball can prove that they were sent to prison for unjust reasons there is this thing called the pressumtion of innocence and not being biased.

Israel-icon Israelcube also argues that 7.000 may be a big number, but so is the number of Palestine-icon Palestineball aggressive towards Israel-icon Israelcube, throwing rocks at Israel-icon Israelcube officals or civillians and stuff like that.

Occupation: Are West Bank and Gaza occupied ?

Palestine-icon Palestineball claims that Palestine-icon West Bankball and Gaza-icon Gazaball are occupied territories. Israel-icon Israelcube claims that it is not occupied but their own territory - this. They also claim that they have the historic right for Palestine-icon West Bankball and Gaza-icon Gazaball. UN-icon UNball recgonizes it as disputed territory.

Since Israel-icon Israelcube captured Palestine-icon West Bankball from Jordan-icon Jordanball and Gaza-icon Gazaball from Egypt-icon Egyptball in 1967 it is not viewed as occupied Palestinian territory. The first time it was recognized as Palestinian territory was after the Oslo Accords in 1993 which gave credibility to the Palestinian government. Long story short, Palestine-icon Palestineball narrative is a big arab lie made to manipulate.

UN: Is a 2 state solution fair and safe ?

Israel-icon Israelcube also likes to point out that Palestine-icon Palestineball refused the 50/50 2 states solutions in 1948 and attacked Israel-icon Israelcube instead. Then did it again in 1967 and 1973. If in any of those defensive wars Israel-icon Israelcube lost there would be no Israel-icon Israelcube anymore, instead there would have been another genocide of jews, thus Jewcubes fought for their survival 3 times.

So a 2 states solution isn't fair anymore, you can't just refuse the offer, start 3 wars in hopes of gaining all the clay and killing all Jewcubes instead, then when you see that you keep losing lose turn back to the initial offer expecting the same benefits. It is only just that Israel-icon Israelcube gains the clay he gained during the defensive wars. (Except for North Sinai-iconSouth Sinai-icon Sinai Peninsulaball). Israel-icon Israelcube did nothing wrong, it's the Islam-icon Arabballs fault for trying to invade Israel-icon Israelcube 3 times. If Islam-icon Arabballs never attacked Israel-icon Israelcube then Palestine-icon Palestineball would be free today. Palestine is rightfully Israel-icon Israelcube land.

Israel-icon Israelcube also claims that if he gives Palestine-icon West Bankball back the next thing Palestine-icon Palestineball would do is attack Israel-icon Israelcube again. With modern technology you can bombarde any Israel-icon Israelcube city and airport from the mountains of Palestine-icon West Bankball. Not only that but the valley of the Jordan river is a natural barrier in case of another Islam-icon Arabballs invasion. While Syria-icon (division) Golan Heightsball is Israel-icon Israelcube's only natural defence to their main source of clean water, Sea of Galilee.

As for the UN-icon UNball's "justice", just youtube "is un biased towards Israel", see the arguments and judge for yourself.

Solution: How can the conflict end ?

How about peaceful Palestinians can stay while the aggressive and separatist Palestinians move to one of the other 22 Arab countries in the world ? The easiest would be Jordan-icon Jordanball because it's right next to them.

The land of Israel-icon Israelcube comprises less than 1% of the total territory of the Middle East, where 22 Arab state already exist today. The conflict would stop when the Arabs who call themselves Palestine-icon Palestineball will be ready to sign final settlement with Israel-icon Israelcube defining the borders between them.

The most moderate of Palestine-icon Palestineball agree on no less than their state free of any Jew and return of Palestinian "refugees" to proper Israel-icon Israelcube, creating bi-national Arab-Jewish state in where Israel-icon Israelcube is now. No Israel-icon Israelcube governement will ever find this reasonable that two states should exist in what you call Palestine: one 100% Arab, and one mixed. Israel-icon Israelcube is not ready to commit a national suicide.

Example of North Sinai-iconSouth Sinai-icon Sinai Peninsulaball lost by Egypt-icon Egyptball in war and returned via peace agreement framework shows that Israel-icon Israelcube, contrary to the popular Arab belief, when choosing between land and peace, chooses peace. Palestine-icon Palestineball could have had their state long ago, if only their leaders were a bit more flexible, and really wanted to reach a true peace agreement rather than push Jews to the sea.

The Palestine-icon Palestineball state never existed, in different times, "Palestine" belonged to many, including Muslims such as Mamluks or Ottoman-icon Ottomanball, but it was always a foreign rule. In a fact, the world "Palestinian" did not exist back in 1948 as locals considered themselves simply as Arabs and UN partition plan spoke of Arab, but not Palestine-icon Palestineball state.

And now explain, what is the difference between, say, a Palestine-icon Palestineball and Jordan-icon Jordanball, if both speak the same language and even the same dialect of Arabic, and have absolutely identical culture and customs ? What makes Palestine-icon Palestineball nation different from other Arab neighbors ?

Relationships

Friends Puppet

  • Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball - Because anyone who dislikes Iranball is my friend, even if kebab themselves. take dat nuclear Iranball!!1!Best kebab friend. (Puppet)
  • USA-icon USAball - Best friend.Gib weapons, and don't forget some shekels. Also America, pls no gib information of classified to Russia. That information was only for sharings between yuo, me, and all of allies. llluminati buddies and puppet.
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - More weapons goy instead of Iran, but good friend. Puppet
  • Dominican-icon Dominican Republicball - He is of good friend he helped my people during WW2. He and his president visited me in 2009
  • Germany-icon Germoneyball (ReichTime Reichtangle of Merkel) - Apology of accepted but he recognizes my dear brother Palestine-icon Palestineball and hates Israelcube. BUT REMEMBER ZE HOLOCAUST! WW2, WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE! Sorry my friend. Is becoming kebab and my puppet
  • Jewish Autonomous Oblast-icon Jewish Autonomous Oblastcube - Fellow Jewcube, but practices Eastern Orthodox Puppet.
  • Other Israel - Of course you can into living with me.
  • Singapore-icon Tringapore - Helped build and train Tringapore's armed forces in the art of Kebab removal (his neighbours, Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball and Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball are Kebabs and out to anschluss him. Puppet.
  • Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball - Bulgaria accepts Jews filming on his clay! Also, they both hates the evel Nazis! Puppet
  • Poland-icon Polandball - Both us Jews. Stronkest ally. Dependant on me for their buses. Puppet
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - Good military trading partners. We use a lot of Korean electronics in our sophisticated weapons! I fought her evil brother during the Yom-Kippur War. Israel says South Korea's sea and territory, East sea and Dokdo Puppet.
  • Cameroon-icon Cameroonball - Don't recognize Palestine and support me a lot, I help him too, is also my best African friend.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - Good friend. Provided safe refuge for several Jews during World War II. I gib him new weapons and equipment to fight that Dumb bully. Puppet
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball - Love buying my weapons. Puppet But why must they befriend Palestineball?
  • Czech-icon Czechiaball - Gib a lot of weapons when born, now big supports and friend of me! Puppet
  • Cook Islands-icon Cook Islandsball - No I will not put the cake in the oven! NOT THE OVEN! NOT IN THE OVEN Nazi puppet
  • Switzerland-icon Switzerlandball - Thank you for saving of Jews from World War 2 and it was of best thing yuo stayed neutral that no one attackings of yuo. Puppet
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball - Gib a lot of money and weapons during Six-Day War against Egypt-icon Egyptball, Syria-icon Syriaball and Jordan-icon Jordanball, now big supports and friend of me as well and does not recognizing Palestineball but has heard of him. And no I will not legalize weed in my country. Is also becoming Kebab and my puppet.
  • India-icon Indiaball - Helpings of Indiaball in removing Pakistan-icon Urdu kebab and sellings Hitech weapons (plox) to Indiaball, and "Tarnegól Hódu/India Chicken" also Hebrew name for turkey (bird), but Indiaball do not supportings of Israelcube in public.
  • SriLanka-icon Sri Lankaball - Helped Sri Lankaball in removing terrorists, including training, fighter jets, and attack boats.
  • Eritrea-icon Eritreaball - Worked together to remove Yemen-icon Yemenball does not recognizing Palestineball and is antisemite.

Neutral puppets

  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - Were good friends until 2010 when ship disaster happened and lost relations but now we secretly are reconciliation since we are only two civilized people of disaster middle east and we need each other but don't want to end blockade yet. but 2015 rapprochement and apologizes bringing us both together of mutual stances in the world as well as thankful for being warned of terrorist attack getting back on track. But not just yet. Turkey also has a horrible minority with ugly flag and invalid reasons for independence like us so we understand each other.
  • France-icon Franceball, Italy-icon Italyball, Spain-icon Spainball and Portugal-icon Portugalball - They too recognizes my dear brother Palestineball and hates us like filth anti-semite.
  • Sweden-icon Swedenball - Even she recognizes my dear brother Palestine-icon Palestineball and nowadays I don't know if she is of kebab or not.
  • Jordan-icon Jordanball - GET OFF THE FENCE.
  • Egypt-icon Egyptball - We are Brothers!!!! Don't believe in me... go read the Book of Exodus, the Prophet Moses was adopted brother of one of his Pharaohs (and we speak Semitic languages). BUT GET OFF THE FENCE. I gib you shiny weapons if you remove Gazaball Puppet ok good goy
  • Canada-icon Canucks - Not sure if kebab remover because of ISIS-icon ISISball or still weakling.
  • Armenia-icon Armeniaball - We are of similar. But my Holocaust was of way worse despite what he says of his "massacre" (Turkey-icon Turkeyball not allow me to say "Recáħ Зám").
  • Morocco-icon Moroccoball - Quite natural, he warned me about an incoming war (Six-Day War), but supports palestine.
  • Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball - At least they are not bad as the other kebabs are, and they hate Iranball which make them good kebab. Puppet master
  • China-icon Chinaball - Not sure but stop copying my Iron Dome!

Enemies

  • Nazi-icon Naziball - ממזר חרא מזוין בן זונה! בן נאצי מזוין זונה! אני אהרוג אותך! בן זונה חרא מטומטם שכמותך! REMOVE FUCKING NAZI, FILTHY DAMN BASTARD!! I'm going to kill all your damn remnants forowers. WHERE IS OF MY APPOLOGY? OR ELSE I MAKE YUO APPOLOGIZE! REMOVE HOLOCAUST!! REMOVE NAZI BASTARRDS!!
  • Palestine-icon Palestineball - My worst enemy! givings of independence to brother! FILTHY !פלסטיני I OF SHOOTINGS U HAMMAS TERRORIST ANTISEMIT!!!! stupid goyim
  • Iran-icon Iranball - Said he wanna take me out, COME ON! I'm not of afraid! 1967 best year of my life!! Secret Puppet who secretly has a crush on me.
  • Cuba-icon Cubaball - Of communist anti-semite LAT!!!!!
  • Brazil-icon Brazilball - Diplomatic dwarf, why no israel (of holy land) in world cup?!11 yuo remember holocaust! you of velly irrevelant partner stupid goyim you are not funny. supporter of Terrorirst HAMAS!!
  • Kebabs of most kind Puppets
  • Pakistan-icon Pakistanball - Antisemitic terrorist piece of shit. But don't worry Israel-icon + India-icon = Kebeb Pakistan-icon Removed
  • Lebanon-icon LebanonballCivil war. REMOVE SHAWARMA !!!! And Hummus is mine !
  • Syria-icon Syriaball - And to think she was strongest enemy. THE GOLAN MINE!
  • Turkmen-icon Turkmenistanball and North Korea-icon North Koreaball - Imitatings? MY CRAZY? ONLY ISRAEL CAN INTO CRAZY!!! YUO DIE NAW!!!! MUWÁЗĦA3ĦA3ĦA3ĦA3ĦA3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .Best friends since we can into craziness
  • San Marino-icon San Marinoball and Bhutan-icon Bhutanball - I cannot of controllings them.
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - Remove Satay!! Yuo of always respecting what worlds do to help Palestine and also Recognize Palestine. Yuo also try to kill all Jewish and don't recognized them . Why also Soekarno can't into long life so me can into legal religion??? Finally the drunk caliph kid is Indonesiaball!!!!??? T̶h̶a̶n̶k̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶b̶u̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶n̶e̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶
  • ISIS-icon ISISball WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID IN TEL AVIV!!!!!! REMOVE TERRORIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quotes

  • "Shalom!"
  • "Jewish Physic Powers Activate"
  • "Helloings my puppets"
  • "SURPRISE SETTLEMENT!"
  • "Mazal tov!"
  • "Oy vey!"
  • "GET OUT! I SHOOT YUO!!!!"
  • "REMEMBER HOLOCAUST!"
  • "Muh goyim!"
  • "Gib shekels!"
  • "AntisemShow MoreShow Fewerite..."
  • "dis my clay now"
  • "Stupid Goy"
  • "Stupid Goyim"
  • "ALLAHUAKBAR!"
  • "Six Million"
  • "Gib submarine plox"
  • "Yuo is Nazi"
  • "Gib Shekels"
  • "What is of Palestine?"
  • "Where is of my shekels?"
  • "The Goyim knows shut it down!"
  • "DEATH TO KEBAB AND SATAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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