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שלום (shalom)
אױ װײ (oy vey)

Israelcube is a country located in the Levant. He is the only country that has a Jewish majority in the world, and he was born in 1948 from a mix of EU-icon EUball, African Union-icon African Unionball, Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball, and a few other Kebab in Middle East.

There are some countries (32 in total) that do not recognize the "cube", such as when they do not accept their passports. There are also countryballs that Iran-iconSyria-iconPalestine-icon want her gone for what they officially describe as "resistance".

The appearance of Israel as a cube is because of Jewish physics. If someone asks why Israel is a cube, the proper thing to do is respond with, in all caps: "JEWISH PHYSICS". Israel can into Baseball, and he played very well at the World Baseball Classic.


Jewcubes have an Kingdom of Israel-icon independent kingdom. They were conquered by Ancient Egypt-icon Ancient Egyptball, Babylon-icon Babylonball and Ancient Greece-icon Ancient Greeceball. They become independent for a time and split into Kingdom of Judah-icon Kingdom of Judahcube and Kingdom of Israel-icon Kingdom of Israelcube, but they both were conquered by SPQR-icon SPQRball, Byzantine-icon Byzantineball, Islam-icon Arabballs, Ottoman-icon Ottomanball, then UK-icon UKball defeated Ottomanball in World War I and made British Palestine-icon Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube. In 1948 Jewcubes become, finally, an independent nation thanks to UNball, but they are attacked by Iraq-icon Iraqball, Syria-icon Syriaball, Egypt-icon Egyptball and Jordan-icon Jordanball with the support of the Arab League-icon Arab Leagueball. Israel won and annexed all the clay west of the Jordan river and east of the Sinai peninsula, except for a tiny strip called Gaza-icon Gazaball controlled by Egypt, but then in 1966 Palestine-icon Palestineball is into creation and claims Gaza-icon Gazaball and Palestine-icon West Bankball, then attacks Israelcube, Jordan-icon Jordanball (Black September in Jordan), and Lebanonball (Palestinian insurgency in Southern Lebanonball).

The next year in 1967,Six day war occurs, in which Iraq-icon Iraqball, Syria-icon Syriaball, Jordan-icon Jordanball, and Egypt-icon Egyptball try to conquer Israelcube but lose in six days, Israelcube takes over Syria-icon (division) the Golan heightsball, Gazaball, and the North Sinai-iconSouth Sinai-icon Sinai peninsula, but gave the last one backIn 1973, Islam-icon Arabballs attack and lose again, so in 1979, Israelcube finally is into peace with Egypt-icon Egyptball. In 1982, Israelcube has peace with Lebanon-icon Lebanonball, and with Jordan-icon Jordanball in 1994.

In the 2000s, Palestine-icon Palestineball loses control of his clay in Palestine-icon Gazaball to Hamas-icon Hamasball, who attacks Israelcube for building houses; Israelcube destroyed all his settlements in Palestine-icon Gaza clay but Hamas-icon Hamasball kept attacking, so Israelcube just bombed Palestine-icon Gazaball until rockets stopped coming out.

In the 2010s, Israelcube still controls Golan heightsball so it is sometimes targeted by combatants of the Syrian civil war, Israelcube is also giving guns to Cameroon-icon Cameroonball to kill Boko Haram-icon Boko Haramball.


Friends Puppet:

  • Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball - Because anyone who dislikes Iranball is my friend, even if kebab themselves. take dat nuclear Iranball!!1!Best kebab friend. But free Norgano-Karabakh!!! (Puppet)
  • USA-icon USAball - Best friend.Gib weapons, and don't forget some shekels. Illuminati buddies and puppet.
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - More weapons goy instead of Iran, but good friend. Puppet
  • Germany-icon Germoneyball (ReichTime Reichtangle of Merkel)- Apology of Accepted. He recognizes my dear brother Palestine-icon Palestineball and hates Israelcube. BUT REMEMBER ZE HOLOCAUST! WW2, WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE! Sorry my friend. Is becoming kebab and my puppet
  • Jewish Autonomous Oblast-icon Jewish Autonomous Oblastcube - Fellow Jewcube, but practices Eastern Orthodox Puppet.
  • Other Israel - Of course you can into living with me. (I am the alpha, lol).
  • Singapore-icon Tringapore - Helped build and train Tringapore's armed forces in the art of Kebab removal (his neighbours, Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball and Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball are Kebabs and out to anschluss him) Puppet.
  • Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball - Bulgaria accepts Jews filming on his clay! Also, they both hates the evel Nazis! Puppet
  • Poland-icon Polandball - Both us Jews. Stronkest ally. Dependant on me for their buses. Puppet
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - Good military trading partners. We use a lot of Korean electronics in our sophisticated weapons! I fought her evil brother during the Yom-Kippur War. Israel says South Korea's sea and territory, East sea and Dokdo Puppet.
  • Cameroon-icon Cameroonball - Don't recognize Palestine and support me a lot, I help him too, is also my best African friend.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - Good friend. Provided safe refuge for several Jews during World War II. I gib him new weapons and equipment to fight that Dumb bully. Puppet
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball - Love buying my weapons. Puppet But why must they befriend Palestineball?
  • Czech-icon Czechiaball - Gib a lot of weapons when born, now big supports and friend of me! Puppet
  • Cook Islands-icon Cook Islandsball - No I will not put the cake in the oven! NOT THE OVEN! NOT IN THE OVEN Nazi puppet
  • Switzerland-icon Switzerlandball - Thank you for saving of Jews from World War 2 and it was of best thing yuo stayed neutral that no one attackings of yuo. Puppet
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball - Gib a lot of money and weapons during six day war against Egypt-icon Egyptball,
  • Albaniaball - We don't hang out anymore but he did save my life in World War Two, so he can into friend of mine but its sad to see him recognize my brother (Palestineball)
  • Syria-icon Syriaball and Jordan-icon Jordanball, now big supports and friend of me as well and does not recognizing Palestineball but has heard of him. And no I will not legalize weed in my country. Is also becoming Kebab and my puppet.

Not so secret friends puppet

  • India-icon Indiaball - Helpings of Indiaball in Wars on Pakistan-icon Urdu kebab and sellings Hitech weapons (plox) to Indiaball, (and "Tarnegól Hódu/India Chicken" also Hebrew name for turkey (bird)), but Indiaball do not supportings of Israelcube in public.
  • SriLanka-icon Sri Lankaball - Helped Sri Lankaball in removing terrorists, including training, fighter jets, and attack boats.
  • Eritrea-icon Eritreaball - Worked together to remove Yemen-icon Yemenball does not recognizing Palestineball and is antisemite.

Neutral puppets:

  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - Were good friends until 2010 when ship disaster happened and lost relations but now we secretly are reconciliation since we are only two civilized people of disaster middle east and we need each other but don't want to end blockade yet. but 2015 rapprochement and apologizes bringing us both together of mutual stances in the world as well as thankful for being warned of terrorist attack getting back on track. But not just yet. Turkey also has a horrible minority with ugly flag and invalid reasons for independence like us so we understand each other.
  • France-icon Franceball, Italy-icon Italyball, Spain-icon Spainball and Portugal-icon Portugalball - They too recognizes my dear brother Palestineball and hates us like filth anti-semite.
  • Sweden-icon Swedenball - Even she recognizes my dear brother Palestine-icon Palestineball and nowadays I don't know if she is of kebab or not.
  • Jordan-icon Transjordanball - GET OFF THE FENCE .
  • Egypt-icon Egyptball - We are Brothers!!!! Don't believe in me... go read the Book of Exodus, the Prophet Moses was adopted brother of one of his Pharaohs (and we speak Semitic languages). BUT GET OFF THE FENCE. I gib you shiny weapons if you remove Gazaball Puppet ok good goy
  • Canada-icon Canucks - Not sure if kebab remover because of ISIS-icon ISISball or still weakling.
  • Armenia-icon Armeniaball - We are of similar. But my Holocaust was of way worse despite what he says of his "massacre" (Turkey-icon Turkeyball not allow me to say "Recáħ Зám").
  • Morocco-icon Moroccoball - quite natural, he warned me about a incoming war (six-day war), but supports palestine.
  • Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball - At least they are not bad as the other kebabs are, and they Hate Iranball Which Make Them Good kebab. Puppet master
  • China-icon Chinaball - Not sure but stop copying my Iron Dome!

Enemies puppets:

  • Nazi-icon Naziball - ממזר חרא מזוין בן זונה! בן נאצי מזוין זונה! אני אהרוג אותך! בן זונה חרא מטומטם שכמותך! REMOVE FUCKING NAZI, FILTHY DAMN BASTARD!! I'm going to kill all your damn remnants forowers. WHERE IS OF MY APPOLOGY? OR ELSE I MAKE YUO APPOLOGIZE! REMOVE HOLOCAUST!! REMOVE NAZI BASTARRDS!!
  • Cuba-icon Cubaball - Of communist anti-semite LAT!!!!!
  • Brazil-icon Brazilball - Diplomatic dwarf, why no israel (of holy land) in world cup?!11 yuo remember holocaust! you of velly irrevelant partner stupid goyim you are not funny. supporter of Terrorirst HAMAS!!
  • Kebabs of most kind Puppets
  • Pakistan-icon Pakistanball - Very antisemite islamig illegal unclean dog and hamas terror supporter, kashmir is indian! pakistan does not even exist!
  • Iran-icon Iranball - Wanna take me out, COME ON! I'm not of afraid! 1967 best year of my life!! Secret Puppet who secretly has a crush on me.
  • Lebanon-icon Lebanonball - Civil war. REMOVE SHAWARMA !!!! And Hummus is mine !
  • Syria-icon Syriaball - And to think she was strongest enemy. THE GOLAN MINE!
  • Turkmen-icon Turkmenistanball and North Korea-icon North Koreaball - Imitatings? MY CRAZY? ONLY ISRAEL CAN INTO CRAZY!!! YUO DIE NAW!!!! MUWÁЗĦA3ĦA3ĦA3ĦA3ĦA3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .Best friends since we can into craziness
  • San Marino-icon San Marinoball and Bhutan-icon Bhutanball - I cannot of controllings them.
  • Palestine-icon Palestineball - My worst enemy! givings of independence to brother! FILTHY !פלסטיני I OF SHOOTINGS U HAMMAS TERRORIST ANTISEMIT!!!! stupid goyim
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - Remove Satay!! Yuo of always respecting what worlds do to help Palestine and also Recognize Palestine. Yuo also try to kill all Jewish and don't recognized them . Why also Soekarno can't into long life so me can into legal religion??? Finally the drunk caliph kid is Indonesiaball!!!!??? T̶h̶a̶n̶k̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶b̶u̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶n̶e̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶


  • "Shalom!"
  • "Jewish Physic Powers Activate"
  • "Helloings my puppets"
  • "Mazal tov!"
  • "Oy vey!"
  • "GET OUT! I SHOOT YUO!!!!"
  • "Muh goyim!"
  • "Gib shekels!"
  • "Antisemite..."
  • "dis my clay now"
  • "Stupid Goy"
  • "Stupid Goyim"
  • "Six Million"
  • "Gib submarine plox"
  • "Yuo is Nazi"
  • "Gib Shekels"
  • "What is of Palestine?"
  • "Where is of my shekels?"
  • "The Goyim knows shut it down!"
  • "DEATH TO KEBAB AND SATAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"




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