Israelcube is a
puppet master countryball located in the Levant. He is the only country that has a Jewish majority in the world, and he was born in 1948 from a mix of EUball, African Unionball, Soviet Unionball, and a few other Kebab in Middle East.
There are some countries (32 in total) that do not recognize the "cube", such as when they do not accept their passports. There are also countryballs that want him gone for what they officially describe as "resistance".
The appearance of Israel as a cube is because of Jewish physics. If someone asks why Israel is a cube, the proper thing to do is respond with, in all caps: "JEWISH PHYSICS". Israel can into Baseball, and he played very well at the World Baseball Classic.
Thus Jewcubes mass immigrated in Palestine and legally bought lands. However the native Arabs saw this as european colonialism (little did they know, they were already a colony) and conflicts began.
After lots of ethnical clashes, in 1948 Jewcubes became, finally, an independent nation thanks to UNball partion plan, where they would split Palestine 50/50, Jewcubes agreed and Israelcube was born.
In 1966 due to struggles over their homeland Palestinians Arabs (who during the nationalist movements in middle east identified themselves as Jordanballs) started growing a sense of nationalsim and identified themselves as something more than just Arabs, thus Palestineball was born.
The next year in 1967, Six-Day War occurs, in which Iraqball, Syriaball, Jordanball, Lebanonball and Egyptball try to conquer Israelcube but lose in six days. It was a victory so great that Sabaton made a song about it.
In 1973, Yom Kippur War occurs, in which Arabballs attack Israelcube and lose again. So in 1979, Israelcube finally is into peace with Egyptball and gives Sinai Peninsulaball back in return. In 1982, Israelcube has peace with Lebanonball, and with Jordanball in 1994.
In 2005 as part of the peace treaty process Israelcube leaves Gazaball completly (both civillian and military) and gives it to Palestineball but Palestineball autorities "lost control" and terrorist movement Hamasball is born who attacks Israelcube.
Israelcube - Palestineball Conflict
Ancestry: Is Palestineball Arab or Not ?
Palestineball claims that they are not Arabs but semitic and used to be traders in Palestine for 4000 years. While Israelcube claims that Palestineball are Arabs and they were formed in 1960 due to a growing sense of nationalism.
There is Philistinesball who Palestineball claims they are their ancestors but that is unfounded and random as there's no continuity in their history and there's nothing to link them to modern Palestineball.
Palestineball argues that the names "Palestineball" and "Philistineball" are similar. Israelcube argues that this is because Palestineball made up his name, the world "Palestinian" did not exist back in 1948 as locals considered themselves simply as Arabballs.
Philistinesball were also thieves so maybe they are related, they are said to be the ones who stole the promised land. And the name philistine is symbolic as it means a person who is lacking in or hostile or smugly indifferent to cultural values, intellectual pursuits, aesthetic refinement, etc, or is contentedly commonplace in ideas and tastes.
SPQRball also mentioned the jews and their religion but again there is no mention of Palestineball. And Palestineball speaks arabic which further indicates that he came when Arabballs arrived, if Palestineball was to already be in Palestine when Arabballs, wouldn't he have a different language ? In the nationalist movements of the Middle East (which was long before Israelcube arrived) the muslims who lived in Palestine identified themselves as Jordanballs.
Because it is of national interest for the Arabs to advocate the existence of Palestinians to balance Zionism. Yes, the existence of a separate Palestinian identity exists only for tactical reason. The establishment of a Palestinian state is a new tool to continue the fight against Israel and for Arab unity. - Zuheir Mohsen, Senior official of the Palestine Liberation Organization.
Legally: Was There a Palestinian State ?
Palestineball claims Israelcube stole their home. Israelcube claims there was never a sovereign palestinian state, while Israelcube is the 3rd Jewish state to exist in Palestine.
Palestineball claims it is still their home, Israelcube claims they had the right to come back because it was their old home and there was never a Palestineball state or even ethnicity and Palestine was of UKball's regin who promised it to them. It was not an immigration by force, Jewcubes legally bought land when they came, it was Arabballs ( Palestineball) who started to attack Jewcubes living there. And when it was obvious that they could not live together UNball proposed a 50/50 solution, Jewcubes aggreed thus Israelcube was born, but Arabballs's hate for Jewcubes drove them to start a war instead. Thus no Palestineball was formed this time either, due to their own fault. They are simply Jordanballs who lost some clay in World War I but are reluctant to leave that clay due to their religious hate for Jewcubes.
Morally: Who is The Aggressive/Evil One ?
Palestineball claims Israelcube treats them horribly and won't let them be free. Israelcube claims that Palestineball are often aggressive even to the point of targeting Jewcubes civillians and making terrorist attacks.
Palestineball claims "yes, because it's our home, we have the right to defend it from invaders like you!". Israelcube claims "it's our home, we have the right to defend it from terrorists like you, and the police has the right to make justice when one of your fanatics picks up a molotov and stats attacking Jewcubes civillians becuase he thinks it's just".
Palestineball claims Israelcube often mistreats and imprisons Palestineball. Israelcube claims he only "mistreats" and imprisons aggressive Palestineball in self-defence and likes to point out that there are many Palestineball teachers and respectable members of Israeli society, those who are not aggressive.
Palestineball likes to point out that there are 7.000 Palestinians in Israelcube prisons. Israelcube argues that 7.000 Palestinians in prison doesn't prove anything by itself, it's an emotional facade poster made only to impress (mislead) and nothing else, it's not impossible for 7.000 Palestinains to be in prison for good reason. Until Palestineball can prove that they were sent to prison for unjust reasons there is this thing called the pressumtion of innocence and not being biased.
Israelcube also argues that 7.000 may be a big number, but so is the number of Palestineball aggressive towards Israelcube, throwing rocks at Israelcube officals or civillians and stuff like that.
Occupation: Are West Bank and Gaza occupied ?
Palestineball claims that West Bankball and Gazaball are occupied territories. Israelcube claims that it is not occupied but their own territory - this. They also claim that they have the historic right for West Bankball and Gazaball. UNball recgonizes it as disputed territory.
Since Israelcube captured West Bankball from Jordanball and Gazaball from Egyptball in 1967 it is not viewed as occupied Palestinian territory. The first time it was recognized as Palestinian territory was after the Oslo Accords in 1993 which gave credibility to the Palestinian government. Long story short, Palestineball narrative is a big arab lie made to manipulate.
UN: Is a 2 state solution fair and safe ?
Israelcube also likes to point out that Palestineball refused the 50/50 2 states solutions in 1948 and attacked Israelcube instead. Then did it again in 1967 and 1973. If in any of those defensive wars Israelcube lost there would be no Israelcube anymore, instead there would have been another genocide of jews, thus Jewcubes fought for their survival 3 times.
So a 2 states solution isn't fair anymore, you can't just refuse the offer, start 3 wars in hopes of gaining all the clay and killing all Jewcubes instead, then when you see that you keep losing lose turn back to the initial offer expecting the same benefits. It is only just that Israelcube gains the clay he gained during the defensive wars. (Except for Sinai Peninsulaball). Israelcube did nothing wrong, it's the Arabballs fault for trying to invade Israelcube 3 times. If Arabballs never attacked Israelcube then Palestineball would be free today. Palestine is rightfully Israelcube land.
Israelcube also claims that if he gives West Bankball back the next thing Palestineball would do is attack Israelcube again. With modern technology you can bombarde any Israelcube city and airport from the mountains of West Bankball. Not only that but the valley of the Jordan river is a natural barrier in case of another Arabballs invasion. While Golan Heightsball is Israelcube's only natural defence to their main source of clean water, Sea of Galilee.
As for the UNball's "justice", just youtube "is un biased towards Israel", see the arguments and judge for yourself.
Solution: How can the conflict end ?
How about peaceful Palestinians can stay while the aggressive and separatist Palestinians move to one of the other 22 Arab countries in the world ? The easiest would be Jordanball because it's right next to them.
The land of Israelcube comprises less than 1% of the total territory of the Middle East, where 22 Arab state already exist today. The conflict would stop when the Arabs who call themselves Palestineball will be ready to sign final settlement with Israelcube defining the borders between them.
The most moderate of Palestineball agree on no less than their state free of any Jew and return of Palestinian "refugees" to proper Israelcube, creating bi-national Arab-Jewish state in where Israelcube is now. No Israelcube governement will ever find this reasonable that two states should exist in what you call Palestine: one 100% Arab, and one mixed. Israelcube is not ready to commit a national suicide.
Example of Sinai Peninsulaball lost by Egyptball in war and returned via peace agreement framework shows that Israelcube, contrary to the popular Arab belief, when choosing between land and peace, chooses peace. Palestineball could have had their state long ago, if only their leaders were a bit more flexible, and really wanted to reach a true peace agreement rather than push Jews to the sea.
The Palestineball state never existed, in different times, "Palestine" belonged to many, including Muslims such as Mamluks or Ottomanball, but it was always a foreign rule. In a fact, the world "Palestinian" did not exist back in 1948 as locals considered themselves simply as Arabs and UN partition plan spoke of Arab, but not Palestineball state.
And now explain, what is the difference between, say, a Palestineball and Jordanball, if both speak the same language and even the same dialect of Arabic, and have absolutely identical culture and customs ? What makes Palestineball nation different from other Arab neighbors ?
- Azerbaijanball - Because anyone who dislikes Iranball is my friend, even if kebab themselves. take dat nuclear Iranball!!1!Best kebab friend.
- USAball - Best friend.Gib weapons, and don't forget some shekels. Also America, pls no gib information of classified to Russia. That information was only for sharings between yuo, me, and all of allies.
llluminati buddies. and puppet
- Russiaball - More weapons goy instead of Iran, but good friend.
- Dominican Republicball - He is of good friend he helped my people during WW2. He and his president visited me in 2009
( Reichtangle of Merkel)- Apology of accepted but he recognizes my dear brother Palestineball and hates Israelcube. BUT REMEMBER ZE HOLOCAUST! WW2, WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE! Sorry my friend. Is becoming kebab and my puppet
- Jewish Autonomous Oblastcube - Fellow Jewcube, but practices Eastern Orthodox
- Other Israel - Of course you can into living with me.
- Tringapore - Helped build and train Tringapore's armed forces in the art of Kebab removal (his neighbours, Malaysiaball and Indonesiaball are Kebabs and out to anschluss him.
- Bulgariaball - Bulgaria accepts Jews filming on his clay! Also, they both hates the evel Nazis!
- Polandball - Both us Jews. Stronkest ally. Dependant on me for their buses.
- South Koreaball - Good military trading partners. We use a lot of Korean electronics in our sophisticated weapons! I fought her evil brother during the Yom-Kippur War. Israel says South Korea's sea and territory,
East sea and Dokdo Puppet.
- Cameroonball - Don't recognize Palestine and support me a lot, I help him too, is also my best African friend.
- Philippinesball - Good friend. Provided safe refuge for several Jews during World War II. I gib him new weapons and equipment to fight that Dumb bully.
- Vietnamball - Love buying my weapons.
PuppetBut why must they befriend Palestineball?
- Czechiaball - Gib a lot of weapons when born, now big supports and friend of me! Puppet
- Cook Islandsball - No I will not put the cake in the oven! NOT THE OVEN! NOT IN THE OVEN
- Switzerlandball - Thank you for saving of Jews from World War 2 and it was of best thing yuo stayed neutral that no one attackings of yuo.
- Netherlandsball - Gib a lot of money and weapons during Six-Day War against Egyptball, Syriaball and Jordanball, now big supports and friend of me as well and does not recognizing Palestineball but has heard of him.
And no I will not legalize weed in my country. Is also becoming Kebab and my puppet.
- Indiaball - Helpings of Indiaball in removing Urdu kebab and sellings Hitech weapons (plox) to Indiaball, and "Tarnegól Hódu/India Chicken" also Hebrew name for turkey (bird), but Indiaball do not supportings of Israelcube in public.
- Sri Lankaball - Helped Sri Lankaball in removing terrorists, including training, fighter jets, and attack boats.
- Eritreaball - Worked together to remove Yemenball does not recognizing Palestineball and is antisemite.
- Turkeyball - Were good friends until 2010 when ship disaster happened and lost relations but now we secretly are reconciliation since we are only two civilized people of disaster middle east and we need each other but don't want to end blockade yet. but 2015 rapprochement and apologizes bringing us both together of mutual stances in the world as well as thankful for being warned of terrorist attack getting back on track. But not just yet. Turkey also has a horrible minority with ugly flag and invalid reasons for independence like us so we understand each other.
- Franceball, Italyball, Spainball and Portugalball - They too recognizes my dear brother Palestineball and hates us like filth anti-semite.
- Swedenball - Even she recognizes my dear brother Palestineball and nowadays I don't know if she is of kebab or not.
- Jordanball - GET OFF THE FENCE.
- Egyptball - We are Brothers!!!! Don't believe in me... go read the Book of Exodus, the Prophet Moses was adopted brother of one of his Pharaohs (and we speak Semitic languages). BUT GET OFF THE FENCE. I
gib you shiny weapons if you remove Gazaball Puppet ok good goy
- Canucks - Not sure if kebab remover because of ISISball or still weakling.
- Armeniaball - We are of similar. But my Holocaust was of way worse despite what he says of his "massacre" ( Turkeyball not allow me to say "Recáħ Зám").
- Moroccoball - Quite natural, he warned me about an incoming war (Six-Day War), but supports palestine.
- Saudi Arabiaball - At least they are not bad as the other kebabs are, and they hate Iranball which make them good kebab.
- Chinaball - Not sure but stop copying my Iron Dome!
- Naziball - ממזר חרא מזוין בן זונה! בן נאצי מזוין זונה! אני אהרוג אותך! בן זונה חרא מטומטם שכמותך! REMOVE FUCKING NAZI, FILTHY DAMN BASTARD!! I'm going to kill all your damn remnants forowers. WHERE IS OF MY APPOLOGY? OR ELSE I MAKE YUO APPOLOGIZE! REMOVE HOLOCAUST!! REMOVE NAZI BASTARRDS!!
- Palestineball - My worst enemy!
givings of independence to brother!FILTHY !פלסטיני I OF SHOOTINGS U HAMMAS TERRORIST ANTISEMIT!!!! stupid goyim
- Iranball - Said he wanna take me out, COME ON! I'm not of afraid! 1967 best year of my life!!
Secret Puppet who secretly has a crush on me.
- Cubaball - Of communist anti-semite LAT!!!!!
- Brazilball - Diplomatic dwarf, why no israel (of holy land) in world cup?!11 yuo remember holocaust! you of velly irrevelant partner stupid goyim you are not funny. supporter of Terrorirst HAMAS!!
- Kebabs of most kind
- Pakistanball - Antisemitic terrorist piece of shit. But don't worry + = Kebeb Removed
- Lebanonball - Civil war. REMOVE SHAWARMA !!!! And Hummus is mine !
- Syriaball - And to think she was strongest enemy. THE GOLAN MINE!
- Turkmenistanball and North Koreaball - Imitatings? MY CRAZY? ONLY ISRAEL CAN INTO CRAZY!!! YUO DIE NAW!!!! MUWÁЗĦA3ĦA3ĦA3ĦA3ĦA3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .
Best friends since we can into craziness
- San Marinoball and Bhutanball - I cannot of controllings them.
- Indonesiaball - Remove Satay!! Yuo of always respecting what worlds do to help Palestine and also Recognize Palestine. Yuo also try to kill all Jewish and don't recognized them . Why also Soekarno can't into long life so me can into legal religion??? Finally the drunk caliph kid is Indonesiaball!!!!??? T̶h̶a̶n̶k̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶b̶u̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶n̶e̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶
- ISISball WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID IN TEL AVIV!!!!!! REMOVE TERRORIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- "Jewish Physic Powers Activate"
"Helloings my puppets"
- "SURPRISE SETTLEMENT!"
- "Mazal tov!"
- "Oy vey!"
- "GET OUT! I SHOOT YUO!!!!"
- "REMEMBER HOLOCAUST!"
- "Muh goyim!"
- "Gib shekels!"
- "AntisemShow MoreShow Fewerite..."
- "dis my clay now"
- "Stupid Goy"
- "Stupid Goyim"
- "Six Million"
- "Gib submarine plox"
- "Yuo is Nazi"
- "Gib Shekels"
- "What is of Palestine?"
- "Where is of my shekels?"
- "The Goyim knows shut it down!"
- "DEATH TO KEBAB AND SATAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
|Oy Vey Israel|
|District capitals||Jerusalemcube • Nazarethcube • Haifacube • Ramlacube • Tel Avivcube • Beershebacube|
|Other cities||Bat Yamcube • Ramat Gancube • Givatayimcube • Holoncube • Modiincube • Eilatcube • Tiberiascube|
|Former entities||Kingdom of Israelcube • Kingdom of Samariacube • Kingdom of Judahcube • Yehudcube • Herodiancube • Iudeaball • Mutasarrifate of Jerusalemcube • British Palestinecube|
|Where two Jews, three opinions.|