Irelandball, officially the Republic of Irelandball, is a countryball that takes up most of the Isle of Ireland in western Europe. He is bordered by UKball with Northern Irelandball to the North and Northeast, the Celtic Sea to the South, the Atlantic to the West, and is located just off the coast of UKball to the East. The country is divided into 4 provinces, including his capital Dublinball located in the Leinsterball province, giving him a total area of 27,133 square miles, making him the 118th largest country in the world. As of 2016, he maintains a population of about 4.773 million inhabitants (Fun fact: There are more irish in USAball than there are in Ireland).
Ireland is the only Celtic country that is independent, whereas all the rest are anschlussed by Germanics. His relationship with UKball is tough. He is still mad at him for not helping him during his famine but very much relies on him with trade. The two are part of the British - Irish Council, showing that they still have some friendship. He doesn't say that coming back some day is competently of the table but UKball would probably have to apologies before it could ever be taken seriously.
His national day is 6 December.
In 1603, England forced Irelandball to become a Protestant bastard (see above), and raped him in 1649. Then in 1688-1692, Englandball fought a war against Catholic Irelandball, resulting in Ireland becoming mostly Protestant but over the years Irelandball regained it's Catholic way, currently becoming mostly Catholic.
In 1798, Irelandball rebelled against Britainball, resulting in his son, Ulsterball, being taken away by the new UKball in 1801. Then in 1845, Ireland lost his 🥔 potato. then again in 1847, and 1851. This led to thoughts of independence from UKball, but this was not shared by Ulsterball, who decided to remain as part of UKball in 1912.
In 1916, while UKball was busy fighting Reichtangle, Ireland started fighting him for independence. Eventually, in 1921, Ireland can into independence, but part of Ulster stayed with UKball to become Northern Irelandball. Ireland remained neutral in WWII, and joined the EU with UKball in 1973. In 2016 he became richer than UKball in GDP per capita. He still wants more 🥔 potatoes though.
He's also won Eurovision more than anyone else - a record seven times (though Swedenball is catching up to him)!
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- Latviaball - MY 🥔 POTATER SISTER!
- USAball - There are a lot of Irish immigrants in USAball. USAball sometimes claims to be 1/10 Irish, which annoys me. We really like each other, even when other countries don't like him. However, Irelandball dislikes American tourists. It's special.
- Australiaball - Son who lives in the South
Pacific, About 1/3 of Australian population is significant of Irish descent. Also enjoys love of 🥔 potatoes but mostly makes hot chips with them.
- Argentinaball - Best friend. They hate UKball.m (especially Englandball).. They also have significant irish heritage
- Northern Irelandball - The last bit of me that UK still has control over.
GET. OFF. THE FENCE.AND STOP WITH NORN IRON FLEG!
- Polandball - Poland has been kurwa'd just as much as me, and has 2 crap neighbors: Germanyball and Russiaball. Also likes 🥔 potatoes and loves getting drunk. There are also many Poles in my clay.
- Sealandball - We have a Common Enemy...
- San Marinoball: Also has a crap neighbour: Italyball (Please don't kill me Italy).
- Canadaball - A lot of Irish immigrants there and he gave us 🥔 potatoes.
- Lithuaniaball - My alcoholic, 🥔 potato eating Catholic friend.
- Peruball - The mythical, glorious clay from which 🥔 potatoes originated. I don't have much of a relationship with Peruball, but love them for that.
- Indonesiaball - I call him my relative but he always says I'm not his relative.
- South Koreaball - Close friends bonded by religion and history. I sent many Catholic priests in her clay. I also sent George Lewis Shaw to help her inpedendence from Japanese Empireball.
- UKball - UKball used to have me prisoner for many years, but that is not the least of his sins against the Emerald Isle. He would always complain about how much of a slob I was, while UK ball himself had so much more pollution. He used to steal all of my 🥔 potatoes, and forced me to be a Protestant slave, when I would much rather have been a Catholicball pig like I am today. GIB NORTHERN IRELAND! YA FECKIN LANGER GIT OUT OF MY 'OUSE! ONE DAY THE TABLES WILL TURN AND YOU WILL BE MY SLAVE
(WITH HELP FROM RUSSIA OF COURSE)MUHAHAHAHAHA! Well actually we have gotten along okay and my president actually wants us to reunify. OI! WOT U DOIN M8? DON'T LEAVE GLORIOUS EUball! I BAN YER CRAP POUND BRITISH POUND = WORST ECONOMIC SYSTEM, IF YOU LEAVE MY TRADE SYSTEM WILL BE FECKED IN THE ARSE, AND I'LL HAVE TO SPEND MORE MONEY TO SHIP TO FRANCE ... Oh wait, Scotlandball wants to stay? FOK YEAH M8! Though, I haven't completely ruled out the idea of coming back some day BUT IF I DO THEN DON'T STARVE US AGAIN! (also please give us northern ireland back thank you (or if you must keep us separate than at least apologies))
- Denmarkball - Never forget how you beat me with 5-1 which cause me to miss World Cup 2018. I,m happy Croatia beats you Danskjävel. FUCK YOU! ERIKSEN SHOULDN'T SHOW HIS FACE IN DUBLIN AGAIN! YOU LOOSE IN WORLD CUP! Still kind of friends though...
- Idahoball - 🥔 Potato rival
- The PIGS - Shite nations I apparently once hung out with, whatever I'm feckin' rich now!! But if they leave the Euroempire!
(master)I'll be sure to mock them like UKball
- Gaulball - Father
- UKball - Fusion with England, Scotland, and Wales
- Australiaball - Nephew
- Canadaball - Nephew
- New Zealandball - Nephew
- USAball - Nephew