The Ireland-icon Republic of Irelandball (or simply Irelandball) is a countryball that takes up most of the Isle of Ireland in western Europe.

He loves Beer (that is why he is mostly drunk), and full of leprechauns (real ones who where red) ...*hic*... You get the idea. Also has had potato. He HATES UK-icon UKball for not giving Northern Ireland-icon Northern Irelandball and Ivory Coast-icon Ivory Coastball for stealing it's flag. From June 9-11 1828, Ireland can into removing HUE in Rio. Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball is his relative. Irelandball has problems with the UKball saying God punished him for being a Irish Catholic with a potato famine. He is also very EU-icon EUball liked after UKball decided to leave, making Ireland mad at him. EUball trusts Ireland with most of Northern Europe's economics, and Ireland has now the world's fifth largest economy, being called the "Celtic Tiger." His main export is bar fights.

His relationship with UKball is tough. He is still mad at him for not helping him during his famine but very much relies on him with trade. The two are part of the British - Irish Council, showing that they still have some friendship. He dosn't say that coming back some day is competently of the table but UKball would probably have to apologies before it could ever be taken seriously. He is the only Gaul-icon Celtic country that is independent, whereas all the rest are anschlussed by Germania-icon Germanics.


Irelandball was Celtball's son, and while his brother Walesball was conquered by SPQRball, he remained independent. Then after Englandball was invaded by Frankball's son, Normandyball, Englandball invaded Ireland, and stayed there for almost 800 years.

In 1603, England forced Irelandball to become a Protestant bastard (see above), and raped him in 1649. Then in 1688-1692, Englandball fought a war against Catholic Irelandball, resulting in Ireland becoming mostly Protestant but over the years Irelandball regained it's Catholic way, currently becoming mostly Catholic.

In 1798, Irelandball rebelled against Britainball, resulting in his son, Ulsterball, being taken away by the new UKball in 1801. Then in 1845, Ireland lost his potato. then again in 1847, and 1851. This led to thoughts of independence from UKball, but this was not shared by Ulsterball, who decided to remain as part of UKball in 1912.

In 1916, while UKball was busy fighting Reichtangle, Ireland started fighting him for independence. Eventually, in 1921, Ireland can into independence, but part of Ulster stayed with UKball to become Northern Irelandball. Ireland remained neutral in WWII, and joined the EU with UKball in 1973. In 2016 he became richer than UKball in GDP per capita. He still wants more potatoes though.

He's also won Eurovision more than anyone else - a record seven times (though Swedenball is catching up to him)!


  • Latvia-icon Latviaball - MY POTATER SISTER!
  • USA-icon USAball - There are a lot of Irish immigrants in USAball. USAball sometimes claims to be 1/10 Irish, which annoys me. We really like each other, even when other countries don't like him. However, Irelandball dislikes American tourists. It's special.
  • UK-icon UKball - UKball used to have me prisoner for many years, but that is not the least of his sins against the Emerald Isle. He would always complain about how much of a slob I was, while UK ball himself had so much more pollution. He used to steal all of my potatoes, and forced me to be a Protestant slave, when I would much rather have been a Catholicball pig like I am today. GIB NORTHERN IRELAND! YA FECKIN LANGER GIT OUT OF MY 'OUSE! ONE DAY THE TABLES WILL TURN AND YOU WILL BE MY SLAVE (WITH HELP FROM RUSSIA OF COURSE) MUHAHAHAHAHA! Well actually we have gotten along okay and my president actually wants us to reunify. OI! WOT U DOIN M8? DON'T LEAVE GLORIOUS EU-icon EUball! I BAN YUO CRAP POUND BRITISH POUND = WORST ECONOMIC SYSTEM, IF YOU LEAVE MY TRADE SYSTEM WILL BE FECKED IN THE ARSE, AND I'LL HAVE TO SPEND MORE MONEY TO SHIP TO FRANCE ... Oh wait, Scotland-icon Scotlandball wants to stay? FOK YEAH M8! Though, I haven't completely ruled out the idea of coming back some day BUT IF I DO THEN DON'T STARVE US AGAIN!
  • Australia-icon Australiaball - Son who lives in the South Pacific, About 1/3 of Australian population is significant of Irish descent. Also enjoys love of potatoes but mostly makes hot chips with them.
  • Denmark-icon Denmarkball - Never forget how you beat me with 5-1 which cause me to miss World Cup 2018. I hope Sweden beats you Danskjävel. FUCK YOU! ERIKSEN SHOULDN'T SHOW HIS FACE IN DUBLIN AGAIN! YOU WILL LOSE IN GROUP STAGE! Still kind of friends though...
  • Northern Ireland-icon Northern Irelandball - The last bit of me that UK still has control over. GET. OFF. THE FENCE. AND STOP WITH NORN IRON FLEG!
  • Idaho-icon Idahoball - Potato rival
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - A lot of Irish immigrants there and he gave us potatoes.
  • Lithuania-icon Lithuaniaball - My alcoholic, potato eating Catholic friend.
  • Peru-icon Peruball - The mythical, glorious clay from which potatoes originated. I don't have much of a relationship with Peruball, but love them for that.
  • Portugal-icon Italy-icon Greece-icon Spain-icon The PIGS - Shite nations I apparently once hung out with, whatever I'm feckin' rich now!! But if they leave the Euroempire! EU-icon (master) I'll be sure to mock them like UKball
  • Ivory Coast-icon Ivory Coastball - Flag Stealer!
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - I call him my relative but he always says I'm not his relative.