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Same on you!
 
— Christopher Chung
HONG KONG IS NOT CHINA!
 
Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball

Hong Kongball (soon to become Xianggangball xixixixixi) is a cityball in the south of China-icon Chinaball. Hong Kong is a Special Administrative Region along with his brother Macau-icon Macauball, thus he is given some autonomy from China-icon Chinaball.

He was ceded to UK-icon UKball at the end of the First Opium War, when the British beat the crap out of and embarrassed Qing-icon Qing Chinaball. Hong Kong was later a crown colony and then a British Dependent Territory of UK-icon UKball.

History Edit

Hong Kongball was born for nomadic 1-icon 1balls who were fishing. Hong Kong had an very long peaceful time until Qing-icon Manchuballs conquered China.

Qing-icon Qingball was failed on First Opium War and Second Opium War ,so Qing-icon Qingball ceded Hong Kong to the  UK-iconUKball in perpetuity. He was raised in the Commonwealth family by UK-icon UKball, and became very fond of his adoptive father's ways.

In 1941 Japanese-Empire-icon Imperial Japanball kidnapped Hong Kongball, and raped him, along with Taiwan-icon Chinaball, British Singapore-icon Triangapore, France-icon French Indochinaball, United States Philippines-icon Philippinesball, Taiwan-icon Taiwanball, and Joseon-icon Koreaball, but he was rescued by his adoptive father UK-icon UKball and his adoptive brother USA-icon USAball.

In 1997, UK-icon UKball returned him to his biological father China-icon Chinaball (who at this point was communist), something which he was not very happy about, because he did not want to be supressed like Tibet-icon Tibetball and Uyghur-icon East Turkestan. But UK-icon UKball managed to get him a compromise, so Hong Kongball became a Special Administrative Region of China-icon Chinaball. However, Hong Kongball still prefers his adoptive father over his biological one.

In June 2015, after years of protests against the reform measures from China-icon Chinaball, Hong Kongball rejects the measures made by his authoritarian father and finally feels one step closer to his dream of breaking away from China-icon Chinaball.

Stereotypes Edit

Like any other countryballs that don't natively speak English, Hong Kongball speaks his own dialect of broken English and You needings to know Chinese-icon Cantonese profanities (like diu (屌/𨳒)). if you wantings to understand wat cums of next:

"outstanding five in Cantonese" (廣東話一門五傑) Edit

Diu (屌/𨳒), Gau(鳩/𨳊) , lan(撚/𨶙), Tsat(柒/𨳍), Hai(屄/閪)

Other curse phrases Edit

  • Diu(屌): F***.
  • Ding Ley go fai(頂你個肺): Headbutt your lung. Used like any swear words, but has no special meaning.
  • Diu Ley lo mo: F*** your mother. Sometimes called "Delay No More" due to a Hong Kong Meme.
  • Lun: F***ing (adjective, not the verb)
  • Pok Gai: Sometimes abbreviated to PK. Meaning: Fall on the street. Can be used it a insulting manner, or as a joke. (Oh, did you pok gai or something?)


Relationships Edit

老友 (Friends) Edit

  • UK-icon UKball - Adoptive father, I didn't always like him because he was often a tyrant too, but he was far better than the continental communists.
  • Portugal-icon Portugalball - Papa's best friend and Macau-icon Macauball's papa. In 1514, he took me from 1-icon Ming and had a battle for 1-icon Ming and UK-icon Papa but all failed. Now we're friend as well.
  • Taiwan-icon Taiwanball - Best friend forever! Admire Taiwan-icon Taiwanball a lot for the democracy, votes and 台妹(Taiwanese girls so hot)! Share the same value and against BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD Chinaball!
  • USA-icon USAball - UK-icon Papa UK's proudest son! Save me from communists! Need some military defences from uncle USA! Thanks for the investment. HAHAHA Sorry for surpassing you GDP per capita.
  • Macau-icon Macauball - Cantonese brother who likes gambling. He is kinda cute!
  • Singapore-icon Tringapore - Pals. Both Little Dragons! Also yearns UK papa before and having booming economies afterwards.
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - Fellow dragon, but too much plastic surgery and loving sappy drama. I don't really like it.
  • Japan-icon Japanball - Good anime, but too much tentacles. 1941 never forget! Ok with each other because of into against China-icon Chinaball! Also sushi is the best! Always eat.
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Nice uncle, but too much weird shape nose emigration
  • Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball - Nice guy! Was also UK papa's previous son!
  • Gibraltar-icon Gibraltarball - We barely met,but he is same Spain-icon annoying neighbour like me! He taught me how to deal with my China-icon annoying neighbours.

敵人 (Enemies) Edit

  • China-icon Chinaball - STUPID F***ING COMMUNIST DOGEATING CHINESE MAINLANDERS THEY COME TO ME AND RUIN ECONOMY THEY S**T AND SPIT EVERYWHERE AND BUY ALL THE F***ING MILK POWDER DOES NOT GIB ERECTION BUT GIB POLLUTION REMOVE MAINLANDERS D7689!! REMOVE CY LEUNG!!! GIB PIKACHU BACK!!! 1997 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!! Make stop censorings my media! Press freedom plox! But please don't cut our water supply.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - Also hates evil China.but BRUTALLY MASSACRED MY PEOPLE, I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT! Also my maid. YOU OF OBEY ME I AM YUOR UNCLE!(PAPA UK SAYS HE IS MY BROTHER AND TELLS ME NOT TO HURT HIM, I DON'T BELIEVE THAT)
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball (sometimes) - Pok Gai JUST GET THE FU*K OFF I DON'T TAKE YOU ANYMORE! 北漏洞拉!(Bat lau dung laai) but now i don't have any Vietnam-icon Vietnam refugee.
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - We won't forget what you done to me in Germany-icon Germanyball.
  • Thailand-icon Thailandball - China's dog!!!he don't let me in!
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - A madman who wants to destroy ALL human life on Earth!

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