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Close your eyes and you won't see it.
 
HONG KONG IS NOT CHINA!
 
Hong Kong-icon Independents of Hong Kongball
WAT you don't want any tea?!
 
Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball

Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball, officially the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region of Chinaball, is a cityball and Special Administrative Region of China-icon Chinaball, along with his brother Macau-icon Macauball. He is bordered by Shenzhenball to the North, the South China Sea to the South and East, and Macau to the West across a small strip of the Sea. The region is divided into 18 districts, and although he is a city state, Central and Westernball is his capital, and he has a total area of 1,064 square miles, making him the 168th largest sort-of country in the world. As of 2016, he maintains a population of about 7.347 million inhabitants.

Due to being part of China, Hong Kong is unable to join any sort of International Organizations.

Hong Kong is often seen as one of the 4 Asian Tigers, aka the 4 most developed asian nations (The other 3 being South Korea-icon South Koreaball, Taiwan-icon Taiwanball, and Singapore-icon Tringapore, which has made him a valuable part of China's economy. Though he is rich and autonomous, he often feels oppressed by his father.

His national day is 1 July.

History

Hong Kongball was born as nomadic 1-icon 1balls who were fishing. Hong Kong had an very long peaceful time until Qing-icon Manchuballs conquered China.

Qing-icon Qingball was failed on First Opium War and Second Opium War, so Qing-icon Qingball ceded Hong Kong Island to the UK-icon UKball in perpetuity. He was raised in the Commonwealth family by UK-icon UKball, and became very fond of his adoptive father's ways for 99 years.

In 1941 Japanese-Empire-icon Imperial Japanball kidnapped Hong Kongball, and raped him, along with Taiwan-icon Republic of Chinaball, British Singapore-icon Tringapore, France-icon French Indochinaball, United States Philippines-icon Philippinesball, Taiwan-icon Taiwanball, and Joseon-icon Koreaball, but he was rescued by his adoptive father UK-icon UKball and his adoptive brother USA-icon USAball.

In 1997, UK-icon UKball returned him to his biological father China-icon Chinaball (who at this point was communist), something which he was not very happy about, because he did not want to be suppressed like Tibet-icon Tibetball and Uyghur-icon East Turkestan. But UK-icon UKball managed to get him a compromise, so Hong Kongball became a Special Administrative Region of China-icon Chinaball for 50 years. However, Hong Kongball still prefers his adoptive father over his biological one.

In June 2015, after years of protests against the reform measures from China-icon Chinaball, Hong Kongball rejects the measures made by his authoritarian father and finally feels one step closer to his dream of breaking away from China-icon Chinaball.

Stereotypes

Like any other countryballs that don't natively speak English, Hong Kongball speaks his own dialect of broken English. In addition, you need to know Chinese-icon Cantonese profanities (like diu (屌/𨳒)), if you want to understand the true essence of the Cantonese language...

"Bad Five words in Cantonese" (廣東話一門五傑)

Kurwa hk

Diu (屌/𨳒), Gau (鳩/𨳊) , lan (撚/𨶙), Tsat (柒/𨳍), Hai (屄/閪)

Other curse phrases

  • Diu(屌): Fuck, fuck you, fuck off.
  • Ding Ley go fai(頂你個肺): Headbutt your lung. Used like any swear words, but has no special meaning.
  • Diu Ley lo mo (屌你老母): F*** your mother. Sometimes written as "Delay No More" due to a Hong Kong Meme (Cantonese PPAP).
  • Lun: Male genital.
  • Pok Gai (仆街): Sometimes abbreviated to PK. Literal Meaning: Fall on the street, basically the equivalent of DROP DEAD in English . Can be used it a insulting manner, or as a joke. (Oh, did you pok gai or something?)
  • Hai: female genital
  • Ding (頂): Mean Headbutt something or your organs live your LUNGS or STOMACH.
  • Tsat Tow (柒頭): Means dickhead or asshole (or seven/7 head beacause 柒 sonds like 7 in cantonese )

Relationships

老友 (Friends)

Almost everyone, especially...

  • Macau-icon Macauball - Fellow Cantonese speaking brother who likes gambling. Shares a very similar culture. He is also very friendly and leads a more relaxing lifestyle! He is actually older than me.
  • Taiwan-icon Taiwanball - Best friend forever! Admire him a lot for the freedom, democracy, and 台妹 (Taiwanese girls so hot)! Share the same values and against the oppressive Mainlanders! Also loves bubble tea.
  • Singapore-icon Tringapore - Pals. Fellow dragon! Skyscraper Rival! He is also a city-state like me! Also yearns papa UK before and having booming economies afterward. We are basically twins!
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - Fellow dragon, but too much plastic surgery and loving sappy drama.
  • Japan-icon Japanball - 1941 never forget! Okay with each other because of good anime (but too many tentacles). Also, sushi and ramen are the best! Always eat.
  • UK-icon UKball - Adoptive father, I didn't always like him because he was a tyrant too, but he was far better than the communists.
  • USA-icon USAball - Adoptive brother, UK-icon Papa UK's most successful son. Love his culture (except/especially the guns culture stuff). Thanks for the investment. HAHAHA Sorry for surpassing you GDP per capita. Also, fast food is best, always eaten mcdonalds since I was young, ALSO LEMOVE RICEGUM FROM MY PREMISES!
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Another adoptive brother, who doesn't like involving himself with the crazy dramas of the world. The ideal clay for emigration, thanks for helping us in 1941.
  • Chaozhou-icon Chaozhouball (sometimes) - The hometown of many successful people in Hong Kong, Li Jiacheng is one of them. I admire him in some ways. He is also a businessman and is my trading partner, too. Great food.
  • Gibraltar-icon Gibraltarball - We barely met, but he also has an annoying Spain-icon neighbor like me! Kinda sympathize with his situation. He is also a city-state like me.
  • Shanghai-icon Shanghaiball (sometimes) - We have so much in common! He is also my skyscraper and economic rival. You will always be weaker than me, Hong Kong Stronk
  • Australia-icon Australiaball - An Adoptive brother who I visit a lot, another ideal clay for emigration.
  • New Zealand-icon New Zealandball - Another adoptive brother who I sometimes visit.
  • Liechtenstein-icon Liechtensteinball - Good European trading partner, he is rich like me.
  • Georgia-icon Georgiaball - He is a good Eurasian trading partner, however, we haven't talked much, still he is my friend though.
  • Luxembourg-icon Luxembourgball - Similar in size, economy and trade, however we rarely talk.
  • UAE-icon UAEball - He may be my skyscraper rival and has taller skyscrapers than me but we are friends and do good trade with each other.
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball - I love his windmills and he is also an ideal clay for emigration.

中性 (Neutral)

  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - Also hates China-icon Chinaball. But BRUTALLY MASSACRED MY PEOPLE, I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT! Also my maid. YOU OF OBEY ME I AM YUOR MASTER! At least he forgave me for that incident in Manila in 2014...
  • Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball - A lot of my people migrate to his clay and he makes somewhat good food but MH370 NEVER FORLGET!!!
  • China-icon Shenzhenball - YUO OVERTAKE ME WITH YOUR SKYSCRAPERS, POPULATION & GDP! YUO ARE HARMING ME AND YOU ARE PRETENDING TO BE THE NEW ME. But sometimes we can cooperate well..

敵人 (Enemies)

  • China-icon Chinaball - My biological father, but I dislike him for constantly trying to take away my freedom and rule of law who I rook up to, he of ribelate me xixixixi. STUPID F***ING COMMUNIST DOG EATING MAINLANDERS!!! THEY COME AND RUIN THE ECONOMY!!! THEY S**T AND SPIT EVERYWHERE AND BUY ALL MY MILK POWDER!!! DOES NOT GIB ELECTION BUT GIB POLLUTION!!! REMOVE MAINLANDERS!!! REMOVE COMMIES!!! GIB PIKACHU BACK!!! 1997 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!! Stop messing with my own affairs and censoring my media! Press freedom plox! WHY U RESTRICT TYPES OF PAPER TO BE RECYCLE AND REWRITE 1997!!!!!!!! WE ARE NOT CHINA!!!!!
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - We won't forget what you done to me in Germany-icon Germanyball.
  • Thailand-icon Thailandball (sometimes)- Beijing's dog!!! He doesn't let me in!
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - A F*CKING MADMAN WHO WANTS TO DESTROY THIS WORLD WITH NUKES
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball (formerly) - Pok Gai JUST GET THE FU*K OFF I DON'T TAKE YOU ANYMORE! 北漏洞拉! (Bat lau dung laai)! I don't have any Vietnamese refugees now so I think we're okay now. Also your pho is yummy.
  • Beijing-icon Beijingball - I AM STRONKER THAN YOU STUPID CAPITAL, YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A HIGHER GDP AND TALLER SKYSCRAPERS THAN ME!​​​​​​
  • China-icon (subdivision) Guangdongball (sometimes) - Chinese brother which I CLEARLY hate. He stole some of my stuff like Shenzhenball did! He's a disgrace and disappointment!

Family

My Children & 2 Grandchildren (Districts)

Hong Kongball has 18 districts.

Hong Kong Island

Kowloon

New Territories

Gallery

Artworks

Comics

Links

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