China-icon (subdivision)Guangdongball(China-icon (subdivision)Fujianball: RUN!)

Guangdongball, also known as Cantonball, is the richest and most populous provinceball of China-iconChinaball.


204 years BC, Nanyue-icon Nanyueball was born, but later killed by 1-icon Hanball. After this, Guangdongball have been self-cultivation many times.

In 1941, Japanese-Empire-icon Empire of Japanball kidnapped Guangdongball, and raped him many times. But he came back his Taiwan-icon father finally. Then, Taiwan-icon Republic of Chinaball lost the war by China-icon Chinaball, Guangdong became one of China's many sons.


Guangdongball was once the most hardworking and industrious provinceball. But over time, thanks to the monies sent over by Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball, Macau-icon Macauball, and USA-icon USAball, he became lazy and gluttonous. Now with his newfound monies, he hires migrant workers to do all the work while he eats dim sum and naps all day.

Guangdongball hates migrant workers for polluting his clay and diluting his Cantonese culture; but at the same time, he's afraid to kick them out because without migrant workers he would have to actually work for a living again.

He only got 50 while China-icon (subdivision) Fujianball could get 3500 yuan of lucky money, he is very angry and want eat more China-icon (subdivision) Fujianball.


老友 (Friends)

  • China-icon Chinaball - Father who is forcing me to speak Putonghua.
  • Hainan-icon Hainanball - Back to my clay!
  • Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball and Macau-icon Macauball - Cantonese brothers who will soon be anschlussed into my clay xixixixi. Gib more monies, plox!
  • UK-icon UKball and Portugal-icon Portugalball - Friends from afar? Thank you guys money! Gib more plox!
  • Chaozhou-icon Chaozhouball - He doesn't speak Cantonese, and one of my family members, good at business, but he came from Fuj...I...m...mustn't eat...
  • China-icon (subdivision) Nan'aoball - I lost Hainan, at least I have yuo - Only island of me.
  • China-icon (subdivision) Fujianball - Cousin, our language is very similar. Of course, I specialize in eating my cousin.
  • Capitalist Fujianball - Are you of my food friend, too~oo~~?

中立 (Neutrals)

  • USA-icon USAball - My father enemy...... But thank your money!

敵人 (Enemies)

  • Putian-icon Putianball - I'm just got 50!Do you know why I specially eat YUO among so many Fujian Cityballs!YEH, you are too rich!Best Food Ever!
  • Beijing-icon Beijingball - I am rich than you! And you language so ugly!