|“||Hence we will not say that the Greeks fought like Heroes but that Heroes fight like Greeks||”|
— Winston Churchill
|“||ΕΛΕΥΘΕΡΙΑ Η ΘΆΝΑΤΟΣ (Freedom or Death)||”|
— Greek Motto
Greeceball (Also known as Hellasball) is a countryball located in South-Eastern Europe and can be in European Union and NATO. The economical crisis recently is giving Greeceball a hard time though because stupid politicians.
He always misses his days of glory as the beating heart of Civilization and invented everything modern world from philosophy to democracy to science. Yet he also loves his friends and his allies.
In ancient times, Greeceball was a heaven for philosophers, mathematicians, and other amazing accomplishments like the sculpting and architecture. He also invented the Olympics, democracy, and the Greek language. Famous Spartaball came from Greeceball too and kick many Persian ass. Greece was eventually conquered by SPQRball, never to return to its former glory.
We then became Byzantineball and ruled happily until Ottomanball took over and destroyed my Empire in 1453. But after 500 years of kebab rule we organised a revolution to take out Kebab and become Greeceball again! We still do not like that filthy kebab.
In 1940, Italyball decided to try and steal some of Grececeball's clay. This resulted in the Greco-Italian War in which Greece kicked Italyball's meatballs so hard that Nazi Germanyball had to intervene. Despite fighting hard, Greeceball and its western allies, leading to the joint occupation of Greece between Nazi Germanyball, Bulgariaball and Italyball. Greeceball was freed in 1944 when the allies removed the axis powers from its clay. Then there was a civil war of commies vs CAPITALISTS, commies lose.
Afterward in 1974, the KEBAB TAKE THE 30% OF CYPRUS FROM ME!!! that was so unfair since Cyprus is of GREECE not KEBAB. But I can say that it was the weak Greek Cypriot army that lose by the Kebab in all the battles, my army take place only in 5 battles who i win easily! and thanks to those battles, i save the rest 60% of my brother!
- Serbiaball - Best friend! Remove Kebab! We are both Orthodox Christian! And both hate Turkeyball. But I'm the stronger remover!
- Armeniaball - Second best friend! Don't worry we will get our revenge on Turkeyball!
- Romaniaball - Orthodox brothers stronk! Remove Nazi! I like Mamaliga. Our ancestors were friends too!
- Cyprusball - Sibling
- Byzantineball - (Italian or Greek?) Father
- SPQRball - Grandparent
- Ancient Greeceball - Great Grandparent!
- Spartaball - Very stronk Grandparent! Can into removing kebab back then! I lub you very much.
- Italyball - Both have Rich history! Great
civilization brothers. Lets take monies from Germanyball!
- Egyptball - Both have rich history and they are Coptic Bro! BUT ALEXANDRIA IS MINE!!!
- Russiaball - Both remove kebab especially Turkey! And we are both Orthodox! Allies 4ever!
Wait, maybe I should leave NATOball & EUball. Can into more monies with Russia.
- USAball - Only clay that has more debt than me. Pretty cool guy
- Japanball - I love Kawaii! He hate kebab too.
- Iraqball - Good friend that likes me. Both have rich history. You are good unlike Turk kebab
- Bulgariaball - We are both kebab removers and Orthodox Christian. But my yogurt is better. Friendly rival. Fear Basil
- EUball - Thanks for letting me in, BUT GIB ME MONEY!!
- Germanyball - ΔΕΝ ΠΛΗΡΩΝΟΥΜΕ ΧΡΕΩΣΗ!!!! GREECE IS STRONK!!!!!! and Gib me monies pl0x you give money and I will not pay debts
- Israelcube - Liked the way he removed those Turkish Kebabs in 2010, also gibs me gas and weapons. Though I wish he would give the Palestineans more rights (some Palestinians are Orthodox Christians), also recognise Armenian Genocide plox
- Turkeyball (Sometimes) - We enjoy each other's cultures and food.
- Monkeydonia- You are not Macedonia. You are Bulgaria's clay who stole some of my culture and my northern regions name. ALEXANDER THE GREAT WAS GREEK AND YOU ARE MINE, BULGARIA'S AND SERBIA'S CLAY!!!! But he's now accepting the name change
- Turkmenistanball- Cause of his ancestor. He tried to crushed my great Byzantine.
- Albaniaball - North Eprius is mine yuo filthy little Kebab.
- Northern Cyprusball - Fake ηλίθια Cyprus! You are a synth! You are just a puppet of Kebab!
- ISISball - You have entered a fight you will not win. FEAR THE CROSS!! FEAR ORTHODOXY!
- North Koreaball - Don't try to nuke us you Fat Kim Jong In
- Turkeyball - Look, stop crying about your long lost Ottoman Empire because you are never going to get it back. Constantinople and Smyrna are territories I intend on taking back!!! Also don't try to touch my islands!!! We are slowly increasing relations though, as we're both in NATO. BUT REUNIFY MY BROTHER!
- Azerbaijanball - Turkey's puppet.
- Ancient Greeceball - Great Grandfather
- SPQRball - Grandfather
- Spartaball - Stronk and remover Grandfather!
- Byzantineball - Father
- Western Roman Empireball - Uncle
- Cyprusball - Brother
- Akrotiriball - Nephew
- Franceball - Cousin
- Italyball - Cousin
- Portugalball - Cousin
- Romaniaball - Cousin
- San Marinoball - Cousin
- Spainball - Cousin
- Vatican Cityball - Cousin
- Mount Athosball - Son
- "Aera! (Αέρα!)"
- "Opa (Όπα)!"
- "Remove kebab! (Αφαιρέστε το κεμπάπ!)"
- "Germany, yuo of so Nazi (Γερμανία είσαι τόσο Ναζί)!!!"
- "NOT MACEDONIA IT'S SKOPJE."
- "oxi (Όχι)"
- "Η Ελλάδα ποτέ δεν πεθαίνει"
- ΕΛΕΥΘΕΡΊΑ Η ΘΆΝΑΤΟΣ ( Freedom or Death)
| Greece, home of |
|Administrative regions|| Atticaball ( Athensball) • Central Greeceball • Central Macedoniaball • Creteball • |
|Former entities||Ancient Greeceball • Ancient Macedoniaball • Byzantineball • Kingdom of Greeceball • Principality of the Pindusball • Greeceball (1941-1944)|