Hence we will not say that the Greeks fought like Heroes but that Heroes fight like Greeks
— Winston Churchill

The balkans (Including turkey) in a nutshell

ΕΛΕΥΘΕΡΙΑ Η ΘΆΝΑΤΟΣ (Freedom or Death)
— Greek Motto

Greeceball, officially known as Hellenic Republicball and historically known as Hellasball is a poor country and Parliamentary Semocratic Republic located in South-Eastern Europe. His clay is bordered by Macedonia-icon Macedoniaball (Or FYROMball or North Macedoniaball for those who argue with the name) and Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball to the North, Albania-icon Albaniaball to the West, and Turkey-icon Turkeyball to the East. The country is divided into 13 regions and 1 Autonomous state, as well as his capital Athens-icon Athensball located in the Southeast, giving him a total area of 50,949 squares miles, making him the 95th largest country in the world. As of 2018, he maintains a population of about 10.74 million inhabitants.

Being a highly westernized country in Southern Europe, having access to the Mediterranean already gives Greece the ability to join EU-icon EUball, NATO-icon NATOball, and the Union for the Mediterranean-icon Union for the Mediterraneanball. Greece is also an observer of the Danube Commission-icon Danube Commission, as well as the UN-icon UNball like almost every other country in the world.

Greece is sometimes seen as the cradle and birthplace of European Civilization. Many things you see and use today in your everyday life has some sort of relation to Ancient Greece, such as the architecture, education like math and science, mythology, and democracy. He always misses his days of glory as the beating heart of Civilization, yet he also loves his friends and his allies.

His national day is February 3rd, and his astrological sign is Aquarius. He doesn't however celebrate that day and instead it's on March 25th. He is the only country that doesn't celebrate the end of World War 2, but the beggining of it, because Greek soldiers kicked Italy's meatballs and annexed Northern Epirus for a small amount of time. 


In ancient times, Greeceball was a heaven for philosophers, mathematicians, and other amazing accomplishments like the sculpting and architecture. He also invented the Olympics, democracy, and the Greek language. Famous Sparta-icon Spartaball came from Greeceball too and kick many Achaemenid-icon Persian ass. Greece was eventually conquered by SPQR-icon SPQRball, never to return to its former glory.

He then became Byzantine-icon Byzantineball and ruled happily until Ottoman-icon Ottomanball took over and destroyed his Empire in 1453. But after 368 years of kebab rule he organised a revolution to take out Kebab and become Greeceball again! He still does not like that filthy kebab.

In 1940, Italy-icon Italyball decided to try and steal some of Greeceball's clay. This resulted in the Greco-Italian War in which Greece kicked Italy-icon Italyball's meatballs so hard that Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball had to intervene. Despite fighting hard, Greeceball and its western allies, leading to the joint occupation of Greece between Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball, Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball and Italy-icon Italyball. Greeceball was freed in 1944 when the allies removed the axis powers from its clay. Then there was a civil war of commies vs CAPITALISTS, capitalists won, saving Greek Orthodox Church.

Afterward in 1974, the KEBAB TAKE THE 30% OF CYPRUS FROM ME!!! that was so unfair since Cyprus is of GREECE not KEBAB. But I can say that it was the weak Greek Cypriot army that lose by the Kebab in all the battles, my army take place only in 5 battles who i win easily! and thanks to those battles, i save the rest 60% of my brother!

Greeceball later joined the UN-icon UNball and EU-icon EUball and payed off most of his debts. Greece also is a part of the alliance in NATOball.

Flag Colors

Main Colors

Colour Name RGB CMYK HEX
Green-Blue 13, 94, 175 C93-M46-Y0-K31 #0D5EAF
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF



  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball - Best friend! Remove Kebab! We are both Orthodox Christian, hate Turkeyball. Don't worry, maybe you'll get back Kosovo some day.
  • Armenia-icon Armeniaball - Second best friend! Don't worry we will get our revenge on Turkeyball!
  • Romania-icon Romaniaball - Orthodox brothers stronk! Remove Nazi! I like Mamaliga. Our ancestors were friends too! He's a great Roma hater, like my news reporters.
  • Cyprus-icon Cyprusball - Sibling. Hope to reunite sometime soon. We even share the same anthem, but with different lyrics. Also we frequently gib each other's 12 points and several artists in Eurovision!
  • Byzantine-icon Byzantineball - Father.
  • SPQR-icon SPQRball - Grandparent. He was a little bad at me at first, but my ancestors technically "conquered" him with our culture. Latin alphabet is based on the Greek one. We even share the same gods, but with different names.
  • Ancient Greece-icon Ancient Greeceball - Great Grandparent! He inverted, astronomy, democracy, comedy, tragedy, philosophy, and more.
  • Sparta-icon Spartaball - Very stronk Grandparent! This is Sparta. Can into removing kebab back then! I lub you very much.
  • USA-icon USAball - Only person that has more debt than me. Pretty cool guy. Also back stabs kebab by supporting kurds and recognizing them in syria. On the bad side, YOU INVENTED LITTLE PONY OF MINE.
  • Japan-icon Japanball - I love Kawaii! Both have rich history, also gibs me cars, ferries and high-tech gadgets.
  • Iraq-icon Iraqball - Good friend that likes me. Both have richhistory. You are good unlike Turk kebab.


  • Italy-icon Italyball - Both have Rich history! Great civilization brothers. Lets take monies from Germoney! But he attacked me in 1940.
  • Egypt-icon Egyptball - Both have rich history and they are Coptic Bro! BUT ALEXANDRIA IS MINE!!!
  • Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball - We are both kebab removers and Orthodox Christian. But my yogurt is better. Friendly rival. Fear Basil
  • EU-icon EUball - Thanks for letting me in, BUT GIB ME MONEY!! PLEASE!!!!
  • Germany-icon Germoneyball - ΔΕΝ ΠΛΗΡΩΝΟΥΜΕ ΧΡΕΩΣΗ!!!! GREECE IS STRONK!!!!!! and Gib me monies pl0x you give money and I will not pay debts. But he enjoys my ancient stuff. He also stole my goddamn Jews. Only Τέρενς Κουίκ remained. 
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - Liked the way he removed those Turkish Kebabs in 2010, also gibs me gas and weapons. Though I wish he would give the Palestineans more rights (some Palestinians are Orthodox Christians), also recognise Armenian Genocide plox
  • Uruguay-icon Uruguayball - Flag and motto stealer, but i like him because he was first to recognize armenian genocide.
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - We enjoy each other's cultures and food. But he needs to just stop crying about his long lost Ottoman Empire because he is never going to get it back. Constantinople and Smyrna are territories I intend on taking back!!! Also don't try to touch my islands!!! We are slowly increasing relations though, as we're both in NATO. BUT REUNIFY MY BROTHER! You can also take your shitty excuse for a President (Recep Tayip Erdogan) and shove your Janissary like army up your ass. And your Turkish Pound-thing is falling like my economy. Prepare to die. LET’S JUST IGNORE THE PAST AND BE FRIENDS
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Why! You were my best friend but then you influeced my politics and the Macedonian Name Dispute. I had to expell your diplomats. Please don't do anything threatening.....
  • Croatia-icon Croatiaball - He gibs me Dalmatian dogs and more Croatian stuff, but for some odd, reason, he has of weird relationships with Serbia.


  • Macedonia-icon Monkeydonia - You may change your name soon, but ALEXANDER WAS, IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE GREEK. YOU ARE JUST A PUPPET OF SLAV, HA.
  • Northern Cyprus-icon Northern Cyprusball - Fake ηλίθια Cyprus! You are a synth! You are just a puppet of Kebab!
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - You have entered a fight you will not win. FEAR THE CROSS!! FEAR ORTHODOXY!
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - Don't you even TRY nuking us you fat pig.
  • Albania-icon Albaniaball - North Eprius is mine yuo filthy little Kebab. Kosovo is Serbia! Yuo are poor like me except I am your largest investor and main trading partner. Don't make me pull the trade plug!
  • Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball - Turkey's puppet. He bullies Armenia and does not recognise the Armenian Genocide.But at least you don’t bully me much.
  • Gypsy-icon Gypsyball -  Do I even have to explain this one?
  • Kosovo-icon Kosovoball - As, I've just said in Albania, Kosovo is Serbia. You don't deserve to be independent. So, go back to Serbia, where you belong.
  • ReichTime Reichtangle - Go away anschluss monster!!!!!!! You cannot into invade me because of my debt!!!!! Of my monies!
  • Abkhazia-icon Abkhaziaball  - You have a mountza for a flag. That's why I don't recognize you.



  • "Aera! (Αέρα!)"
  • "Opa (Όπα)!"
  • "Remove kebab! (Αφαιρέστε το κεμπάπ!)"
  • "Germoney, yuo of so Nazi (Γερμανία είσαι τόσο Ναζί)!!!"
  • "oxi (Όχι)" mean "no", he says this when Germany-icon Germoneyball asks for debts paying. Or when someone say "Slav Macedonia is real Macedonia"
  • "Η Ελλάδα ποτέ δεν πεθαίνει"
  • ΕΛΕΥΘΕΡΊΑ Η ΘΆΝΑΤΟΣ ( Freedom or Death)





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