Hence we will not say that the Greeks fought like Heroes but that Heroes fight like Greeks
— Winston Churchill

The balkans (Including turkey) in a nutshell

ΕΛΕΥΘΕΡΙΑ Η ΘΆΝΑΤΟΣ (Freedom or Death)
— Greek Motto

Greeceball (Also known as Hellasball) is a countryball located in South-Eastern Europe and can be in EU-icon European Union and NATO-icon NATO. The economical crisis recently is giving Greeceball a hard time though because stupid politicians.


He always misses his days of glory as the beating heart of Civilization and invented everything modern world from philosophy to democracy to science. Yet he also loves his friends and his allies.

Greeceball will always protect his friends and religion from evil(!), Nazi-icon Nazi and his beautiful islands from the kebab. Greeceball is also very hospitable and can cook good eatings.


In ancient times, Greeceball was a heaven for philosophers, mathematicians, and other amazing accomplishments like the sculpting and architecture. He also invented the Olympics, democracy, and the Greek language. Famous Sparta-icon Spartaball came from Greeceball too and kick many Achaemenid-icon Persian ass. Greece was eventually conquered by SPQR-icon SPQRball, never to return to its former glory.

We then became Byzantine-icon Byzantineball and ruled happily until Ottoman-icon Ottomanball took over and destroyed my Empire in 1453. But after 500 years of kebab rule we organised a revolution to take out Kebab and become Greeceball again! We still do not like that filthy kebab.

In 1940, Italy-icon Italyball decided to try and steal some of Grececeball's clay. This resulted in the Greco-Italian War in which Greece kicked Italy-icon Italyball's meatballs so hard that Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball had to intervene. Despite fighting hard, Greeceball and its western allies, leading to the joint occupation of Greece between Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball, Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball and Italy-icon Italyball. Greeceball was freed in 1944 when the allies removed the axis powers from its clay. Then there was a civil war of commies vs CAPITALISTS, commies lose.

Afterward in 1974, the KEBAB TAKE THE 30% OF CYPRUS FROM ME!!! that was so unfair since Cyprus is of GREECE not KEBAB. But I can say that it was the weak Greek Cypriot army that lose by the Kebab in all the battles, my army take place only in 5 battles who i win easily! and thanks to those battles, i save the rest 60% of my brother!

Greeceball later joined the UN-icon UNball and EU-icon EUball and payed off most of his debts. Greece also is a part of the alliance in NATOball.



civilization brothers. Lets take monies from Germanyball!

  • Egypt-icon Egyptball - Both have rich history and they are Coptic Bro! BUT ALEXANDRIA IS MINE!!!
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Both remove kebab especially Turkey! And we are both Orthodox! Allies 4ever! Wait, maybe I should leave NATOball & EUball. Can into more monies with Russia. 
  • USA-icon USAball - Only clay that has more debt than me. Pretty cool guy
  • Japan-icon Japanball - I love Kawaii! He hate kebab too.
  • Iraq-icon Iraqball - Good friend that likes me. Both have rich history. You are good unlike Turk kebab


  • Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball - We are both kebab removers and Orthodox Christian. But my yogurt is better. Friendly rival. Fear Basil
  • EU-icon EUball - Thanks for letting me in, BUT GIB ME MONEY!!
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - ΔΕΝ ΠΛΗΡΩΝΟΥΜΕ ΧΡΕΩΣΗ!!!! GREECE IS STRONK!!!!!! and Gib me monies pl0x you give money and I will not pay debts
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - Liked the way he removed those Turkish Kebabs in 2010, also gibs me gas and weapons. Though I wish he would give the Palestineans more rights (some Palestinians are Orthodox Christians), also recognise Armenian Genocide plox
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball (Sometimes) - We enjoy each other's cultures and food.


  • Macedonia-icon Monkeydonia- You are not Macedonia. You are Bulgaria's clay who stole some of my culture and my northern regions name. ALEXANDER THE GREAT WAS GREEK AND YOU ARE MINE, BULGARIA'S AND SERBIA'S CLAY!!!! But he's now accepting the name change
  • Turkmen-icon Turkmenistanball- Cause of his Seljuk-icon ancestor. He tried to crushed my Byzantine-icon great Byzantine.
  • Albania-icon Albaniaball - North Eprius is mine yuo filthy little Kebab.
  • Northern Cyprus-icon Northern Cyprusball - Fake ηλίθια Cyprus! You are a synth! You are just a puppet of Kebab!
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - You have entered a fight you will not win. FEAR THE CROSS!! FEAR ORTHODOXY!
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - Don't try to nuke us you Fat Kim Jong In
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - Look, stop crying about your long lost Ottoman Empire because you are never going to get it back. Constantinople and Smyrna are territories I intend on taking back!!! Also don't try to touch my islands!!! We are slowly increasing relations though, as we're both in NATO. BUT REUNIFY MY BROTHER!
  • Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball - Turkey's puppet.


Famous Greeks


  • "Aera! (Αέρα!)"
  • "Opa (Όπα)!"
  • "Remove kebab! (Αφαιρέστε το κεμπάπ!)"
  • "Germany, yuo of so Nazi (Γερμανία είσαι τόσο Ναζί)!!!"
  • "oxi (Όχι)"
  • "Η Ελλάδα ποτέ δεν πεθαίνει"
  • ΕΛΕΥΘΕΡΊΑ Η ΘΆΝΑΤΟΣ ( Freedom or Death)





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