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|“||Hence we will not say that the Greeks fought like Heroes but that Heroes fight like Greeks||”|
— Winston Churchill
|“||ΕΛΕΥΘΕΡΙΑ Η ΘΆΝΑΤΟΣ (Freedom or Death)||”|
— Greek Motto
Greeceball, officially known as Hellenic Republicball and historically known as Hellasball is a
poor country and Parliamentary Semocratic Republic located in South-Eastern Europe. His clay is bordered by Macedoniaball (Or FYROMball or North Macedoniaball for those who argue with the name) and Bulgariaball to the North, Albaniaball to the West, and Turkeyball to the East. The country is divided into 13 regions and 1 Autonomous state, as well as his capital Athensball located in the Southeast, giving him a total area of 50,949 squares miles, making him the 95th largest country in the world. As of 2016, he maintains a population of about 10.75 million inhabitants.
Being a highly westernized country in Southern Europe, having access to the Mediterranean already gives Greece the ability to join EUball, NATOball, and the Union for the Mediterraneanball. Greece is also an observer of the Danube Commission, as well as the UNball like almost every other country in the world.
Greece is sometimes seen as the cradle and birthplace of European Civilization. Many things you see and use today in your everyday life has some sort of relation to Ancient Greece, such as the architecture, education like math and science, mythology, and democracy. He always misses his days of glory as the beating heart of Civilization, yet he also loves his friends and his allies.
His national day is February 3rd, and his astrological sign is Aquarius.
In ancient times, Greeceball was a heaven for philosophers, mathematicians, and other amazing accomplishments like the sculpting and architecture. He also invented the Olympics, democracy, and the Greek language. Famous Spartaball came from Greeceball too and kick many Persian ass. Greece was eventually conquered by SPQRball, never to return to its former glory.
He then became Byzantineball and ruled happily until Ottomanball took over and destroyed my Empire in 1453. But after 368 years of kebab rule he organised a revolution to take out Kebab and become Greeceball again! He still does not like that filthy kebab.
In 1940, Italyball decided to try and steal some of Greeceball's clay. This resulted in the Greco-Italian War in which Greece kicked Italyball's meatballs so hard that Nazi Germanyball had to intervene. Despite fighting hard, Greeceball and its western allies, leading to the joint occupation of Greece between Nazi Germanyball, Bulgariaball and Italyball. Greeceball was freed in 1944 when the allies removed the axis powers from its clay. Then there was a civil war of commies vs CAPITALISTS, commies lose.
Afterward in 1974, the KEBAB TAKE THE 30% OF CYPRUS FROM ME!!! that was so unfair since Cyprus is of GREECE not KEBAB. But I can say that it was the weak Greek Cypriot army that lose by the Kebab in all the battles, my army take place only in 5 battles who i win easily! and thanks to those battles, i save the rest 60% of my brother!
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- Serbiaball - Best friend! Remove Kebab! We are both Orthodox Christian, hate Turkeyball and doesn't recognize Kosovoball. But I'm the stronger remover!
- Armeniaball - Second best friend! Don't worry we will get our revenge on Turkeyball!
- Romaniaball - Orthodox brothers stronk! Remove Nazi! I like Mamaliga. Our ancestors were friends too! And he also hate Gypsies.
- Cyprusball - Sibling. Hope to reunite sometime soon. We even share the same anthem, but with different lyrics. Also we frequently gib each other's 12 points and several artists in Eurovision!
- Byzantineball - Father.
- SPQRball - Grandparent. He was a little bad at me at first, but my ancestors technically "conquered" him with our culture. Latin alphabet is based on the Greek one. We even share the same gods, but with different names.
- Ancient Greeceball - Great Grandparent! He inverted, astronomy, democracy, comedy, tragedy, philosophy, and more.
- Spartaball - Very stronk Grandparent! This is Sparta. Can into removing kebab back then! I lub you very much.
- USAball - Only person that has more debt than me. Pretty cool guy. Also back stabs kebab by supporting kurds and recognizing them in syria.
- Japanball - I love Kawaii! Both have rich history, also gibs me cars, ferries and high-tech gadgets.
- Iraqball - Good friend that likes me. Both have richhistory. You are good unlike Turk kebab.
- Monkeydonia - Ok, you accepted your name change and you applied NATO so we can kinda be friends. But remember, Alexander the Great was sure born in Macedonia, but he spoke Hellenic language and some Slav.
- Italyball - Both have Rich history! Great civilization brothers. Lets take monies from Germoney! But he attacked me in 1940.
- Egyptball - Both have rich history and they are Coptic Bro! BUT ALEXANDRIA IS MINE!!!
- Bulgariaball - We are both kebab removers and Orthodox Christian. But my yogurt is better. Friendly rival. Fear Basil
- EUball - Thanks for letting me in, BUT GIB ME MONEY!! PLEASE!!!!
- Germoneyball - ΔΕΝ ΠΛΗΡΩΝΟΥΜΕ ΧΡΕΩΣΗ!!!! GREECE IS STRONK!!!!!! and Gib me monies pl0x you give money and I will not pay debts. But he enjoys my ancient stuff. He also stole my goddamn Jews. Only Τέρενς Κουίκ remained.
- Israelcube - Liked the way he removed those Turkish Kebabs in 2010, also gibs me gas and weapons. Though I wish he would give the Palestineans more rights (some Palestinians are Orthodox Christians), also recognise Armenian Genocide plox
- Uruguayball - Flag and motto stealer, but i like him because he was first to recognize armenian genocide.
- Turkeyball - We enjoy each other's cultures and food. But he needs to just stop crying about his long lost Ottoman Empire because he is never going to get it back. Constantinople and Smyrna are territories I intend on taking back!!! Also don't try to touch my islands!!! We are slowly increasing relations though, as we're both in NATO. BUT REUNIFY MY BROTHER! You can also take your shitty excuse for a President (Recep Tayip Erdogan) and shove your Janissary like army up your ass. And your Turkish Pound-thing is falling like my economy. Prepare to die. LET’S JUST IGNORE THE PAST AND BE FRIENDS
- Russiaball - Why! You were my best friend but then you influeced my politics and the Macedonian Name Dispute. I had to expell your diplomats. Please don't do anything threatening.....
- Croatiaball - He gibs me Dalmatian dogs and more Croatian stuff, but for some odd, reason, he has of weird relationships with Serbia.
- Northern Cyprusball - Fake ηλίθια Cyprus! You are a synth! You are just a puppet of Kebab!
- ISISball - You have entered a fight you will not win. FEAR THE CROSS!! FEAR ORTHODOXY!
- North Koreaball - Don't you even TRY nuking us you fat pig. Also, what kind of name you have of? Kim jong-un? King Kong-un? Kim Kardashian? Kim Possible?
- Ottomanball - CRETE AND CYPRUS ARE RIGHTFUL GREEK CLAY, ALONG WITH ΜΕΓΑΛΗ ΙΔΕΑ ! MOST OF THEM ALL, RESTORE GLOURIOUS CONSTANTINOPLE!!!! CONSTANTINOPLE IS OF RIGHTFUL GREEK CLAY!!!!! REMOVE KEBAB FROM PREMISES GREECE+SERBIA+KURDISTAN+ARMENIA=KEBAB IS KILL! GO BACK TO CENTRAL ASIA & MONGOLIA AND LIVE AS NOMAD IN THE STEPPE AND PLAY YOUR STUPID THROAT MUSIC.
- Albaniaball - North Eprius is mine yuo filthy little Kebab. Kosovo is Serbian! Yuo are poor like me except I am your largest investor and main trading partner. Don't make me pull the trade plug!
- Azerbaijanball - Turkey's puppet. He bullies Armenia and does not recognise the Armenian Genocide.But at least you don’t bully me much.
- Gypsyball - Do I even have to explain this one?
- Kosovoball - As, I've just said in Albania, Kosovo is Serbian. You don't deserve to be independent, even if people would think it's racist. So, go back to Serbia, where you belong.
- Reichtangle - Go away anschluss monster!!!!!!! You cannot into invade me because of my debt!!!!! Of my monies!
- Abkhaziaball - You have a mountza for a flag. That's why I don't recognize you.
- Ancient Greeceball - Great Grandfather
- SPQRball - Grandfather
- Macedonball - Stronk Persian removing Grand uncle! Alexander the Great was Greek.
- Spartaball - Stronk and remover Grand uncle!
- Byzantineball - Father
- Western Roman Empireball - Uncle. But stupid Goths and Bandals kicked his ass off.
- Cyprusball - Little brother
- Akrotiriball - Nephew. But he is NOT CYPRIOT.
- Franceball - Cousin
- Italyball - Cousin
- Portugalball - Cousin
- Romaniaball - Cousin
- San Marinoball - Cousin
- Spainball - Cousin
- Vatican Cityball - Cousin. But he stole things from Hagia Sophia during the Cursades.
- Mount Athosball - Son. He is living alone now, but he is still a part of me. He is Orthodox and Masculine like me, but he sadly hates women. He is pretty sexist.
- Macedoniaball - Son. Don't worry, I'll protect your name.
- "Aera! (Αέρα!)"
- "Opa (Όπα)!"
- "Remove kebab! (Αφαιρέστε το κεμπάπ!)"
- "Germoney, yuo of so Nazi (Γερμανία είσαι τόσο Ναζί)!!!"
- "NOT MACEDONIA IT'S SKOPJE."
- "oxi (Όχι)" mean "no", he says this when Germoneyball asks for debts paying. Or when someone say "Slav Macedonia is real Macedonia"
- "Η Ελλάδα ποτέ δεν πεθαίνει"
- ΕΛΕΥΘΕΡΊΑ Η ΘΆΝΑΤΟΣ ( Freedom or Death)