This war was one of if not THE most pointless war in all of human existence.
While Australiaball was suffering from the Great Depression, there were a ton of emus that were eating his crops and generally pissing him off. Soon Australiaball 'declared war' on the Emus. Despite Australiaballs use of machine guns, the Emus proved to be a formidable opponent. Soon Australiaball had to surrender to not be overrun.
The Emus won the Great Emu War, and Australiaball never speaks of it to this day.
Australia is also planning an attack on Cane Toads that were imported by those fucking cunts in the US. The Emus to this day have been supplying Cane toads with Anti Australian misdirection tactics making them harder for Australiaball to catch.
| Commonwealth of |
|Mainland States/Territories||Australian Capital Territoryball • Jervis Bay Territoryball • New South Walesball • Northern Territoryball • Queenslandball • South Australiaball • Tasmaniaball • Victoriaball • Western Australiaball|
|Overseas Territories||Ashmore and Cartier Islandsball • Australian Antarctic Territoryball • Christmas Islandball • Cocos (Keeling) Islandsball • Coral Sea Islandsball • Heard Island and McDonald Islandsball • Norfolk Islandball|
|Former entities||Australian aboriginalsball • British Australiaball • North Australiaball (1846–47) • North Australiaball and Central Australiaball (1927–31)|