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Gr̶e̶a̶t̶ Emu War was a war between Australiaball and emus, which are flightless birds. (seriously?).

This war was a totally stupid thing.

Background

While Australiaball was suffering from the Great Depression, there were a ton of emus that were eating his crops and generally pissing him off. Soon Australiaball 'declared war' on the Emus. Despite Australiaballs use of machine guns, the Emus proved to be a formidable opponent. Soon Australiaball had to surrender to not be overrun.

The Emus won the Great Emu War, and Australiaball never speaks of it to this day.

Australia is also planning an attack on Cane Toads that were imported by those fucking cunts in the US. The Emus to this day have been supplying Cane toads with Anti Australian misdirection tactics making them harder for Australiaball to catch.

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