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Je suis the soul of Occident !

Je suis éternelle !


— Respublica Francorum

France-icon Franceball (French-icon  Franceballe; born 481) is a culturally, military and economically successful countryball who love poems, architecture and epic musics. She is a kind of pokemon's evolution of Francia-icon Franciaball built in Gaul-icon Gaulball on the ruins of SPQR-icon SPQRball and thus, the matrix of european balls. She is currently the wife of her clone Germanyball, and mother to EUball.

She still has a friendly rivalry against UK-icon UKball who stole her America she says, and who sucks at cooking. Franceball also retained some of her imperial possessions, such as French Guyana-icon French Guianaball, Réunion-icon Réunionball or French Polynesia-icon French Polynesiaball who are splendid, have many good things to cook and who constitutes for her a gigantic maritime space. Franceball conquered a very large part of the planet but is told not to be good at fighting, because of her actions in WW2 after she sacrificed herself to help UK-icon UKball swim away from Dunkirk to England-icon Englandball. But usually, she tags along with USA-icon USAball with Middle-Eastern conflicts (Even told so, Franceball is the military-talking powerfulest European ball, and hide a dark side of military pride, Napoleonic and Crusader dreams). She also has the most tourists visiting her clay in the world and is currently experiencing a permanent strike. She also has good and smart diplomacy.

Franceball is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon EUball as a member of the G7. She is also a permanent member of the UN-icon UNball Security Council.

Her national day is in 14th of July (Bastille day). But her birthday is in 25th December, the day of the baptism of Clovis the First. Her first clear king. Her astrological sign is Capricorn. She also wants to remove kebab but she is a major EU member so she will be kicked by Germany.

(Strong incompatibility with Taurus as UK-icon UKball)

History Edit

Ancient History (200BC-1200AD) Edit

France-icon Franceball is biological daughter of Gaul-icon Gaulball, adoptive big sister and mentor of UKball. Their adoptive father was SPQR-icon SPQRball, a harsh trainer but otherwise a loving father who taught them nice pools, christianity and the art of Imperialism. When SPQR-icon SPQRball died (killed by Germania-icon Germaniaball), however, they were left as orphans, and the once-siblings, became rivals who always tried to up each other in the game of World Domination, to be the one and only successor of SPQR-icon SPQRball, aka the Imperium.

The siblings have always fought each other ever since. After she defeated the barbarians on their clay in the 600s, she became a powerful empire in Europe. In 843, while England-icon Englandball reestablished relative control over his rainy clay, Franceball (then known as Francia-icon Franciaball) expanded her empire into Germania-icon Germania, Italy, Spain and Burgundy, diffusing catholicism, latin language and her cooking and architecture over there, but her clay was divided in tree parts around 900. So this event built a kind of other Franceball, in Germania-icon Germaniaball, a clone in other words, who begun HRE-icon HREball.

In 1066, her step-brother Normandy-icon Normandyball conquered England-icon Englandball's clay, resulting in Franceball's political and cultural domination of England-icon Englandball's clay for some centuries.This is why all smart and complicated words come from her language as the ones in "...tion".

In 1090's Franceball started the first crusade up, claiming Jerusalem-icon Jerusalemcube and took it in 1098 after building new countryballs in Levant, Kingdom of Jerusalem-icon Kingdom of Jerusalemball . For the next centuries, Franceball has been the primordial european arbitrator of the political events of Mediterranea and Orient, being sometime in open war with Turkey-icon Turkeyball and Egypt-icon Egyptball.

Medieval France (1200-1610) Edit

A long period of self-fulfillment continued in this context. Franceball developed new architecture as the "french art" (alias gothic), new recipes, her language, her courteous feeling and a new concept of chivalry that are still so fashionable.

The Hundred Years' War was a series of conflicts waged from 1337 to 1453 pitting England-icon Englandball, against Franceball for control of her clay. Here is a full list of English-French rivalry. With a tactics of entrenchment and archery which put an end to the chivalrous methods of Franceball, England-icon Englandball defeated her at Crecy in 1346, and Poitiers in 1356, taking enormous part of her land which was reconquered and conquered again during decades. To make matters worse for her, a civil war begun between the feodal guilds of Burgundy-icon Burgundyball and Centre-Val de Loire-icon Orleansball (who successively allied themselves to England) and, as detail, the Black Death destroyed most of her resources in the 1340s and 1350s. However she had the pleasure of watching it spread to England-icon Englandball and also watching his civil war, known as the Wars of the Roses. In 1415, after a particularly humiliating defeat by her brother at Agincourt, after which almost half her clay was occupied by him, she secretly vowed to get his act together again. In 1429, she did just that, kicking his arse at Orleans and retaking Paris to Burgundy-icon Burgundyball. But in 1431, with Burgundy-icon Burgundyball's help, Englandball captured and burned her secret to power.

However, Burgundy-icon Burgundyball abandoned England-icon Englandball when Franceball developed her new fatal toy : the powdered artillery regiments to solve all her problems. She reclaimed most of her clay by 1453, with the exception of Calais city which was the first "Gibraltar" of UKball (recovered in 1558), ending the systematic looting of its pretty gardens.

But a kind of cold war begun with Burgundy-icon Burgundyball which ended in the battle of Nancyball in 1477 and with the desintegration of burgundian states between Franceball and Habsburg family, preparing tree centuries of intensive wars between Spain-icon Spainball and Franceball for the recovery of this ex "Grand duché d'Occident".
By the 1480s, Franceball mooved into the Renaissance of the 1500s as Burgundy-icon Burgundyball did 30 years before and Italy-icon Italyball before again.

Apart from the occasional war with England-icon Englandball in 1512 and 1525/6, tensions between the two siblings lowered as they celebrated together at the Field of the Cloth of Gold in 1520, that was the occasion to humiliate and sportively England-icon Englandball. In 1555, Franceball reclaimed Calais from him, and set about organising her army and navy for overseas exploration, colonisation, and trade. In 1559, however, Franceball ended her alliance with England-icon Englandball's brother Scotland-icon Scotlandball, after he became Presbyterian, and kicked her out of Leith, and set about massacring Protestant Huguenots in 1572 when they began to think about a dynasty reversal. She also began reclaiming her frontiers. By 1600, after having fought Spain-icon Spainball a lot, and building some overseas colonies, she was the most influential ball in Europe once again.

Ancien Regime (1610-1789) Edit

In the 1660s, Franceball had become a rich and prosperous nation. However, she had been badly traumatised by the Thirty Years War (1618-1648). The resulting Peace of Westphalia in 1648 had seen the European political spectrum shift dramatically, and in 1682, Franceball completed an ambitious project of hers, the Palace of Versailles, which rivalled all other palaces in Europe. She had also made some conquests in the Lorraine east in the 1670s and 1680s.

She was also involved in European conflicts, such as the Nine Years War, and the War of the Spanish Succession in the 1700s. She had also not forgotten about England-icon Englandball's humiliation of herself in the Middle Ages, and tried to extract revenge by supporting the Catholic Irelandball in 1691 against England-icon Englandball, albeit half-heartedly. In 1718, Franceball briefly reconciled with her brother, the newly-united UK-icon UKball to fight Spain-icon Spainball in the War of the Quadruple Alliance (1718-1720).

In 1730, Franceball was at a new height, having a string of colonies in the ColAmerica-icon Americas, governed by her son New France-icon New Franceball, and an alliance with the soon-to be anschlussed Madrasball. She had adopted children such as San Domingoball (later succeded by his son Haiti-icon Haitiball), Martinique-icon Martiniqueball, and Guadelopeball. And yet, she wanted more. In 1745, the War of the Austrian Sucession saw her take most of Austrian Netherlands-icon Austrian Netherlandsball's clay, only to be forced to hand it back in 1748 by the Treaty of Aix-la-Chapelle. Her desperate attempts to get revenge on UK-icon UKball culminated in the Diplomatic Revolution, and the Seven Years War of 1754-1763, during which she lost India, Americas, and the Carribean. The humiliating Treaty of Paris in 1763 saw her lose most of her colonial possessions, and New France-icon New Franceball was adopted by UK-icon UKball to be raised with ColAmerica-icon Thirteen Coloniesball.


New franceball

In 1776, ColAmerica-icon Thirteen Coloniesball declared independence from his father UK-icon UKball, and seeing her chance to get even with her brother, sent supplies and ammunition to help her nephew, and she went personally in 1778 to help him. Despite UK-icon UKball's help from Iroquois Confederacy-icon Iroquoisball and Hesse-icon Hesseball, he was unable to prevail, and was forced to pull out of America in 1781, after the Siege of Yorktown, and another Treaty of Paris in 1783 forced him to recognize his son as the newly-independent USA-icon USAball. Helping her nephew, however, had cost Franceball a lot of money, which meant that she was now deeply in debt. Her extravagant lifestyle contributed to her financial problems, and despite scientific breakthroughs and discoveries in the Enlightenment, new ideals of Liberty and Equality had penetrated her mind, and in 1789, she had a complete personality change. This alarmed her ally Austria-icon Austriaball, her hated neighbour UK-icon UKball and the other European balls who were still conservatively minded.

Napoleonic-icon Revolution and Napoleonic Wars (1789-1815) Edit

In 1792, Napoleonic-icon Franceball declared herself to be a republic, and won the Battle of Valmy against Kingdom of Prussia-icon Prussiaball and Austria-icon Austriaball attempting to seize her clay. The First Coalition was formed against her by UK-icon UKball and Austria-icon Austriaball, and as a result, in 1793, Napoleonic-icon Franceball set about purging her memories of the Bourbon past. However, she found herself descending into madness and schizophrenia, as the civil war in the Vendee (1793-1796) and the Terror (1793-94) nibbled away at her sanity. By 1794 UK-icon UKball had invaded Flanders with the help of Luxembourg-icon Dutch Republicball and HRE-icon Holy Roman Empireball but was defeated and chased away by Napoleonic-icon Franceball in 1795. But by 1795, she had a new personality, the first European republic ball, and set about taking her lands back. In 1796-7, she invaded Piedmont-icon Piedmontball, Savoy-icon Savoyball and the Papal States-icon Papal Statesball's clay, emptying Vatican-icon Vatican Cityball's treasury, and marching into Vienna. The Second Coalition was formed to stop her in 1793, and her brother UK-icon UKball blockaded her port at Toulon in 1797, but failed to stop his advancing upon Malta-icon Maltaball and Egypt-icon Egyptball in 1798. He did, however, succeed in destroying her ships at the Battle of the Nile while she was distracted by Ottoman-icon Ottoman Empireball in Syria, so in 1799, she left Egypt-icon Egypt and returned to Europe.


In 1800, Franceball defeated Austria-icon Austriaball at the Battle of Marengo, and defeated HRE-icon Holy Roman Empireball the following year. The Peace of Amiens in 1802 that came after UK-icon UKball's temporary defeat offered her a bit of a breather, but she realized she was running low on funds. So in 1803, she sold the Louisiana Territory to USA-icon USAball for 15,000,000 USD, and declared herself an Empire in 1804. However, her navy was utterly annihilated at the Battle of Trafalgar in 1805 by UK-icon UKball, and realizing she was better at land warfare, she spent most of his money on her Grand Armée. In 1805 UK-icon UKball funded a coalition against Franceball in an attempt to remove Bonapartist sentiments from her, in response Franceball marched onto central Europe where she defeated Russian-Empire-icon Russiaball and Austria-icon Austriaball at Austerlitz, resulting in the dissolution of HRE-icon Holy Roman Empireball. In 1806, she won the twin battles of Iéna and Auerstadt, then Tilsit against Russian Empireball, and also against Kingdom of Prussia-icon Prussiaball, and the Confederation of the Rhine, which gave her domination of Continental Europe. She implemented the Continental System, an attempt to embargo UK-icon UKball into submission. Austria-icon Austriaball was defeated again in 1809 at the battle of Wagram, and the Treaty of Schoenbrunn was signed.

In 1808, she began the Peninsular War (1808-1814), against Spain-icon Spainball, who no longer co-operated with her, and she took Madrid in 1809, forcing Portugal-icon Portugalball and Kingdom of the Two Sicilies-icon Kingdom of the Two Siciliesball into exile. By 1811, Franceball ruled much of Europe, having defeated the Third and Fourth and Fifth Coalitions, with Austria-icon Austriaball, UK-icon UKball and Kingdom of Prussia-icon Prussiaball subdued. Drunk on success & confidence, she invaded Russian-Empire-icon Russiaball's massive clay via Warsaw. She advanced into Smolensk and Moscow, which Russian-Empire-icon Russiaball had destroyed in advance, so she found nothing. Starving and bitterly cold and disappointed, she headed home, only to find the road blocked at Maloyaroslavets, forcing her into combat with Russian-Empire-icon Russiaball at Borodino in the winter of 1812. She won the battle, but the winter caused her to weaken, and she barely made it back to her clay, with her prestige in tatters.

The War of the Sixth Coalition saw Franceball shamed further by the Confederation of the Rhine and Kingdom of Prussia-icon Prussiaball at the Battle of Leipzig in 1813, and her defeat in Spain in 1814. By mid-1814, the armies of the Sixth Coalition were advancing on her clay, and she decided to send her Bonapartist sentiments to Elba. However, they escaped, and by June 1815, it was back on her former clay, with her army back, and she marched on Brussels, but was stopped at Les Quatres Bras, where she defeated Kingdom of Prussia-icon Prussiaball. However, UK-icon UKball and Kingdom of Prussia-icon Prussiaball managed to finally defeat her at the Battle of Waterloo, whereupon she was given therapy by the Concert of Europe, and her personality changed back into her old self (mostly). Her Bonapartist sentiments were sent to UK-icon UKball's son St. Helenaball's clay , and it died in 1821.

Revolutions and Wars (1815-1914) Edit

After 1815, the Concert of Europe was set up to help Europe recover from Franceball's rampage. She became once again, a secondary power to UK-icon UKball, who dominated the world unquestionably during the Pax Britannica, and focused on overseas colonies. Her new continental possessions had been removed from her, and in the 1820s and 1830s she invaded much of the Algerian coastline, seizing control from the Barbary pirates. In 1830, she had another change of personality, albeit a much smaller one this time, which did not have much effect upon her. In 1832, she had a brief period of schizophrenia.

Franceball took advantage of the Industrial Revolution to expand her economy and industry. She had yet another personality change in 1848, along with Austria-icon Austriaball, and Kingdom of Prussia-icon Prussiaball, and declared herself a republic once again. However, in 1852, she became an Empire again. This time, she sought to co-operate with her brother, having matured. They worked together in the Crimean War against Russian-Empire-icon Russiaball with Ottoman-icon Ottoman Empireball in 1853-56, and again in 1859-60 in Qing-icon Qing Chinaball's clay in the Second Opium War. During the Second Empire, Franceball adopted Savoieball and Nice-icon Niceball from Sardinia-icon Sardiniaball, who later became Italian-Empire-icon Italyball in 1861, and then she experienced a revival in the arts and sciences, with new buildings , such as the Pantheon, the Opera Garnier, and the Napoleon III apartments in the Louvre. Franceball claimed new colonies by adopting New Caledonia-icon New Caledoniaball in 1853, and Cochinchinaball, Tonkinball, and Indochinaball in 1862.


France throughout the 1800s, (Credit to NotExistor)

However, Franceball's luck declined from 1863 onwards. She tried to help Austria-icon Austriaball onto Mexico-icon Mexicoball's clay, but Mexico-icon Mexicoball defeated miraculously them both, and she left in frustration. In 1866, Austria-icon Austriaball and Kingdom of Prussia-icon Prussiaball were at war with each other, and Kingdom of Prussia-icon Prussiaball and the North German Confederation tried to gain Franceball's guarantee of neutrality. She was too busy eyeing Luxembourg-icon Luxembourgball's clay to notice, however, and after an unsatisfactory reply was produced to Kingdom of Prussia-icon Prussiaball, he invaded Franceball's clay in 1870, defeating her at Metz and Sedan, and laying siege to Paris. She was humiliated once more, and sought revenge after Prussia, who became German Empire-icon German Empireball,in 1871, and took her Alsace-icon Alsaceball and eastern Lorraine-icon Lorraineball clay.

After the defeat of 1870, Franceball descended into madness again, but the Third Republic was declared in 1871, and came to be a long-lasting cure for Franceball's constant fits of madness and personality changes. By 1884, she had recovered enough to participate in the Scramble of Africa, kidnapping & forcefully adopting Senegal-icon Senegalball, Gabon-icon Gabonball, Upper Voltaball, Tunisia-icon Tunisiaball and Dahomeyball. She gradually became stable again, donating and receiving gifts (the Statue of Liberty to USA-icon USAball in 1886, and the Eiffel Tower in 1889), and entered the prosperity of the Belle Epoque of the 1890s, with only the Dreyfuss Affair of 1895 to worry her. She invaded Madagascar in 1895, and formed alliances with her brother UK-icon UKball formally in 1904, and Russian-Empire-icon Russiaball, in 1907, to form the Triple Entente, or the Entente Cordiale, to protect herself against German Empire-icon German Empire's growing strength. She longed to recover her provinces of Alsace-icon Alsaceball and Lorraine-icon Lorraineball, so when war broke out in 1914, she enthusiastically launched Plan 17, and attacked German Empire-icon German Empire's western Rhine border.

World Wars (1914-1945) Edit

However, German Empire-icon German Empireball had activated his Schliffen Plan, and attacked through Belgium-icon Belgiumball's clay, which slowed him down slightly, giving Franceball valuable time to mobilize her army. Franceball defended Paris at the Miracle of the Marne, while her brother outflanked German Empire-icon German Empireball in the Race to the Sea. In 1915, German Empire-icon German Empireball used poison-gas and aerial-bombers at Mons, and beat up Franceball at Neuve-Chapelle but was defeated by Franceball at Verdun in 1916. By 1917, the tide of war was turning, as the Allies captured all of German Empire-icon German Empire's overseas colonies, and despite Russian-Empire-icon Russiaball's personality change, they were supplemented by USA-icon USAball's help, who helped defeat German Empire-icon German Empireball at the Meuse-Argonne offensive in spring 1918. Franceball and UK-icon UKball accepted an armistice, which went into effect on the 11th of November, 1918.

German Empire-icon German Empireball was completely dismembered, and his son, Germany-icon Germanyball, was forced by Franceball to pay massive reparations of 6.6 billion pounds, and also forced to sign the humiliating Treaty of Versailles in 1919 at the Paris Peace Conference. Alsace-Lorraine clay was returned to Franceball, who recieved the Levant, Kamerunball, Togolandball, and the Saarland as well, and Germany-icon Germanyball was forbidden from uniting with Austria-icon Austriaball, or arming the File:Rhineland- Palatinate-icon.png Rhinelands, bordering Franceball's clay. When hyperinflation set in in Germany-icon Germanyball's clay in 1923, he tried to postphone payments, only for an enraged Franceball to occupy his Ruhr clay. She left in 1925, after Germany-icon Germanyball signed the Locarno Treaties, and joined the League of Nations, of which she already was a founding member of, in 1926, satisfied that she was now safe. She also signed the Kellogg-Briand Pact of 1928 in favour of disarmament, but just as it looked as though the world was headed for peace, it was plunged into the Great Depression by the Wall Street Crash in USA-icon USAball's stock market in 1929.

Without USA-icon USAball's loans, Franceball's economies ground to a halt, as Germany-icon Germanyball became Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball, intent on avenging ReichTime Reichtangle in 1933, and Italian-Empire-icon Italyball became fascist. Not wanting another War, UK-icon UKball and Franceball used a policy of appeasement in the 1930s, which included giving Nazi Germanyball the Saarland back, allowing him to rearm the Rhineland-Palatinate-icon Rhinelands, and re-occupy Danzig. After the 1938 Anschluss, and the Czech crisis of 1938, the 1933 Four Powers Pact and the Munich Agreement were signed, but immediately over-stepped by Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball in 1939 when he invaded Second Polish Republic-icon Polandball's clay.

In 1939-1940, Nazi-icon Nazi Germany blitzkrieged through Denmark-icon Denmarkballs clay, Norway-icon Norwayball's clay, the Low Countries, and invaded Franceball's clay, by coming around the Maginot Line and taking Paris. She was raped, and fled to her brother UK-icon UKball's clay after their defeat at Dunkirk, and became Free France-icon Free Franceball. Her German son Vichy France-icon Vichy Franceball was trained to govern Franceball's former clay for his father, who invaded the Balkans, Kingdom of Greece-iconGreeceball's clay, and Eastern Europe. In 1941, Japanese-Empire-icon Japanball, who had invaded her adoptive son French Indochina-icon French Indochinaball's clay bombed USA-icon USAball's navy at Pearl Harbour, causing him to enter the war. He was given permission to land in Franceball's North African possessions, via Operation Torch, to drive Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball out of North Africa.

Meanwhile, Soviet-icon Sovietball had defeated Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball in 1943 at Stalingrad and Kursk, while the battle of El-Alamein was won by the Allies. In 1944, she landed at the beaches of southern France and Monte Cassio in Operation Dragoon, and also in Normandy in June 1944. Free Franceball liberated Paris in September, and the Allies pushed into the Ardennes in the winter of 1944-45. By May 1945, Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball was dead, followed by Vichy France-icon Vichy Franceball, who was dissolved, and Japanese-Empire-icon Japanball, who was bombed by USA-icon USAball. Soviet-icon Sovietball and the Western Allies partitioned Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball's clay formally in 1948, and the following year, Franceball gave her sector to Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball's son, Germany-icon West Germanyball, and they joined NATO-icon NATO. She became a permanent member of the newly-formed UN security council, and declared the Fourth Republic. She also kept the Saarland until 1955.

Modern Franceball Edit

After World War II, Franceball began to flourish again. But the disastrous 1946 war of decolonization in Indochina, where North Vietnamball and South Vietnamball, as well as Cambodiaball and Laosball gained their independence in the 1954 Geneva Accords following Franceball's Dien Bien Phu defeat left her relatively destitute. She then let some of the African colonies, namely French West Africaball and French Equatorial Africaball go without a fight, by referendum, being not able to offer French citizen equality to all the subjects of the Empire without making of her own European population an ethnic minority. In 1958 she formed the Fifth Republic's system to resolve a major political crisis in the decolonization context, but was forced to give up her last major colonial possession, Algeriaball, up in 1962 following the Evian Accords to stop a steril bloody war. By now she had already formed the EECball (later EU-icon EUball )'s predecessor entity, the European Coal and Steel Union in 1951, and through the 1956 Treaty of Rome, married West Germanyball and gave birth to EEC/EUball in the Treaty of Utrecht the following year. She put a vet at the entrance of UK-icon UKball's in EU-icon EUball considering he's just a troll (future showed that yes) but he entered in 1973 after De Gaulle's death. She had a brief madness anti-systemic period in 1968, origin of her current migraines.

Her Gaullist era ended in 1970, but she continues to be a massive influence of world politics, and in the 1990s was essential in the reorganization of her son EU-icon EUball . People come from all over once more to visit her clay and she once again became a vibrant countryball of culture, arts and sports. In 1998, her beloved "Bleus" won the World Cup on home clay in the mythic Stadium of Franceball. Franceball also hosts the French Open tennis tournament at Roland-Garros, as well as the Tour de France bicycle race, which has been travelling annually across her clay since 1903 (except during the World Wars). It is the highlight of Franceball's summer.

On January 29, 2017, Franceball won the world men's handball championship. On that same day in Philippines-icon Philippinesball, she won Miss Universe - the only candidate from Europe to advance through the competition. She had waited over 60 years for this unnecessary moment!

2016 : Joy and Sadness and the 2017 electionsEdit

The year 2016 was a year of both joy and sadness for Franceball. After 7 years of futility, she finally could into a good result at the futile Eurovision Song Contest when she went to Sweden-icon Swedenball and finished in 6th place in the grand final with the extremely catchy song J'ai cherché, her best result in 14 years. A month later, she proudly hosted the 2016 UEFA Euro Cup soccer tournament. She rekt her husband Germany-icon Germanyball after kicking Islandball in a funny "festival des buts" and finally lost in extremis to her brother Portugal-icon Portugalball. Still, the tournament was seen as a massive success bringing supporters throughout the metropolitan area.

On July 14 (Bastille day), a day that was meant for celebration, tragedy struck when Nice-icon Niceball was run over by a truck. Franceball has sworn never to forgive ISIS-icon ISISball for what they did, especially what had happened in Paris-icon Parisball the previous January and November.

Now, Franceball is debatings who's gonna be the next president (good luck !) in a surrealist campaign full of corruption scandals. In the 20 april,in 9:00 PM,a new attack happens in the Champs-Elysées. France will never forgiving what ISIS make before the presidential elections. Currently, she wants to elect another president between the young liberal Emmanuel Macron of En Marche! and conservative kebab remover Marine Le Pen of the National Front, which creates a big social divide in her clay. (like USAball in 2016)

Relationships : Edit

Friends : Edit

  • Gaul-icon Gaulball: Mon ancestor. He was of stronk!
  • Germany-icon Germanyball : Husband, who runs the EU.
  • Spain-icon Spainball : Sister. We had a very turbulent relationship in the passé but now we're good ! I buy cheap cigarettes and vacation in her clay.
  • EU-icon EUball : Mon son. Je worry about you since the Brexit.
  • Canada-icon Canadaball : Mon son. Je really like him, he is nice and tolerant. Canadaball is the favorite destination for our young students.
  • Austria-icon Austriaball : Mon sister in law whom I had issues in the past. We're now living in peace and she is cool with moi.
  • Quebec-icon Quebecball: Mon favorite son with funny accent ! Gib Celine Dion's songs !
  • Louisiana-icon Louisianaball: Mon son living with USAball.
  • Haiti-icon Haitiball: Mon Caribbean rebellious son.
  • Belgium-icon Belgiumball : Bastard son. We tell bad jokes about each other.
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball : Mon adoptive son in South East Asia. Also biggest asian community in mon clay.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball : I win! Merci for hostings Miss Universe 2016! It was mon pleasure to celebrate this wonderfulle event !
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball : Ex-épouse, much of high all ze time. He go vacation in my clay.
  • USA-icon USAball : Mon godson, je gave him Louisiana-icon Louisianaball (he is un cool godson). IL helped me during WW2, nous also kicked UK-icon UKball ass during his independence. Je also gave him ze Statue of Liberty. But his new président is of scaring me and EUball.
  • Monaco-icon Monacoball: Mon petit pet.
  • Armenia-icon Armeniaball : Bon ami, remover of kebab. Encore un douze points, s'il vous plox?
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball: Of needings more help to remove ze kebabs,also good ally.
  • Japan-icon Japanball: Un bon fan de moi. Merci for of lettings moi inspire ze Pokémon region of Kalos!
  • Poland-icon Polandball : Little friend with vodka and complicated language.
  • Italy-icon Italyball : Frenemy. My food is better !
  • Australia-icon Australiaball : Many franceballs are big fans of zis country !
  • Qatar-icon Qatarball, Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball : Business partners from le Moyen Orient.
  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball : Mon nephew (The son of Espagne) and latin american BFF. Argentinaballs are le biggest south american groupe in my clay !
  • Chile-icon Chileball : I think he is...okay. His présidente is of French ancestry.
  • Iran-icon Iranball : He exports good Oil to me and he like my Car Brands Peugeot, Citroen et Renault
  • Switzerland-icon Switzerlandball: Nous love your chocolate, Gib more of your best chocolate ! And aussi, gib more banks for ze riches !

Neutral (Frenemies): Edit

  • Romania-icon Romaniaball : YUO POOR CORRUPTED SHIT ! STOP SENDING GYPSIES BEGGARS IN PARIS !!!! I know he my Eastern brother who joins the EU in 2007, But I hate Gypsies in mon beautiful country, OK?
  • UK-icon UKball : Rival brother and frenemy who choose to leave l'EU. Rosbif vicieux. Roast beef! HonHonHon!
  • Algeria-icon Algeriaball - Very compliquée story....

Enemies : Edit

  • Portugal-icon Portugalball : Brother and janitor. I have a big Portugalball community in my clay. NEVER FORGET EURO 2016 FINALE!!! 2016 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!! F**K YUO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Russia-icon Russiaball : Conservative homophobe who support my worst politicians.
  • Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball - 1940 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE !!

Regional departments Edit

Metropolitan regionballs : Edit

France is divided into 18 administrative regions, including 13 metropolitan regions and 5 overseas regions.

The 13 metropolitan regions (including 12 mainland regions and Corsica) are each further subdivided into 2 to 13 departments, while the overseas regions consist of only one department each and hence are also referred to as "overseas departments". The current legal concept of region was adopted in 1982, and in 2016 what had been 27 regions was reduced to 18.

  1. Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes-icon Auvergne-Rhône-Alpesball (which it merger with Auvergne-icon Auvergneball and Rhône-Alpes-icon Rhône-Alpesball.)
  2. Cross of Burgundy-icon Bourgogne-Franche-Comtéball (which it merger with Burgundy-icon Burgundyball and Franche-Comté-icon Franche-Comtéball.)
  3. Brittany-icon Brittanyball
  4. Centre-Val de Loire-icon Centre-Val de Loireball (which it formerly called Centreball until 2015.)
  5. Corsica-icon Corsicaball
  6. Grand Est-icon Grand Estball (which it merger with Alsace-icon Alsaceball, Lorraine-icon Lorraineball, and Champagne-Ardenne-icon Champagne-Ardenneball.)
  7. Hauts-de-France-icon Hauts-de-Franceball (which it merger with Flanders-icon Nord-Pas-de-Calaisball and Picardy-icon Picardyball.)
  8. Kingdom of France-icon Île-de-Franceball
  9. Normandy-icon Normandyball (which it merger with Upper Normandy-icon Upper Normandyball and Normandy-icon Lower Normandyball)
  10. Nouvelle-Aquitaine-icon Nouvelle-Aquitaineball (which it merger with Aquitaine-icon Aquitaineball, Limousin-icon Limousinball and Poitou-Charentes-icon Poitou-Charentesball.)
  11. Occitania-icon Occitanieball (which it merger with Midi-Pyrénées-icon Midi-Pyrénéesball and Languedoc-Roussillon-icon Languedoc-Roussillonball.)
  12. Pays de la Loire-icon Pays de la Loireball
  13. Provence-Alpes-Côte d'Azur-icon Provence-Alpes-Côte d'Azurball

Overseas regionballs : Edit

  1. French Guyana-icon French Guianaball
  2. Guadeloupe-icon Guadeloupeball
  3. Martinique-icon Martiniqueball
  4. Mayotte-icon Mayotteball
  5. Réunion-icon Réunionball

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France-icon BAGUETTE French Republic France-icon
Régions Cross of Burgundy-icon Bourgogne-Franche-Comtéball (Burgundy-icon BurgundyballFranche-Comté-icon Franche-Comtéball) • Normandy-icon Normandyball (Normandy-icon Lower NormandyballUpper Normandy-icon Upper Normandyball) • Grand Est-icon Grand Estball (Alsace-icon AlsaceballChampagne-Ardenne-icon Champagne-ArdenneballLorraine-icon Lorraineball) • Occitania-icon Occitanieball (Languedoc-Roussillon-icon Languedoc-RoussillonballMidi-Pyrénées-icon Midi-Pyrénéesball) • Hauts-de-France-icon Hauts-de-Franceball (Flanders-icon Nord-Pas-de-CalaisballPicardy-icon Picardyball) • Nouvelle-Aquitaine-icon Nouvelle-Aquitaineball (Aquitaine-icon AquitaineballLimousin-icon LimousinballPoitou-Charentes-icon Poitou-Charentesball) • Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes-icon Auvergne-Rhône-Alpesball (Auvergne-icon AuvergneballRhône-Alpes-icon Rhône-Alpesball (Lyon-icon Lyonball)) • Brittany-icon BrittanyballCentre-Val de Loire-icon Centre-Val de LoireballCorsica-icon Corsicaball (Ajaccio-icon Ajaccioball) • Kingdom of France-icon Île-de-Franceball (Paris-icon Parisball) • Pays de la Loire-icon Pays de la LoireballProvence-Alpes-Côte d'Azur-icon Provence-Alpes-Côte d'Azurball (Marseille-icon Marseilleball)
Overseas régions French Guyana-icon French GuianaballGuadeloupe-icon GuadeloupeballMartinique-icon MartiniqueballMayotte-icon MayotteballRéunion-icon Réunionball
Other territoires France-icon Clipperton IslandballFrench Southern and Antarctic Lands-icon French Southern and Antarctic LandsballFrench Polynesia-icon French PolynesiaballNew Caledonia-icon New CaledoniaballSaint Barthélemy-icon Saint-BarthélemyballSaint Pierre and Miquelon-icon Saint Pierre and MiquelonballWallis and Futuna-icon Wallis and Futunaball
Former entities Gaul-icon GaulballFrancia-icon FranksballMerovingian-icon MerovingianballCarolingian-icon CarolingianballKingdom of France-icon Kingdom of FranceballParis Commune-icon Paris CommuneballVichy France-icon Vichy Franceball/Free Franceball Free France-icon
EU-icon Merkelreich European Union - United in Diversity EU-icon
Founders Belgium-icon BelgiumballFrance-icon FranceballGermany-icon GermanyballItaly-icon ItalyballLuxembourg-icon LuxembourgballNetherlands-icon Netherlandsball
€ Euro Zone € Austria-icon AustriaballCyprus-icon CyprusballEstonia-icon EstoniaballFinland-icon FinlandballGreece-icon GreeceballIreland-icon IrelandballLatvia-icon LatviaballLithuania-icon LithuaniaballMalta-icon MaltaballPortugal-icon PortugalballSlovakia-icon SlovakiaballSlovenia-icon SloveniaballSpain-icon Spainball
Other Members Bulgaria-icon BulgariaballCroatia-icon CroatiaballCzech-icon CzechballDenmark-icon DenmarkballHungary-icon HungaryballPoland-icon PolandballRomania-icon RomaniaballSweden-icon Swedenball
Future Members Albania-icon AlbaniaballBosnia-icon BosniaballIceland-icon IcelandballKosovo-icon KosovoballMacedonia-icon MacedoniaballMontenegro-icon MontenegroballNorway-icon NorwayballSerbia-icon SerbiaballSwitzerland-icon SwitzerlandballTurkey-icon Turkeyball
Members Out Faroe-icon Faroe IslandsballGreenland-icon Greenlandball
Members to Leave UK-icon UKball (Isle of Man-icon Isle of Manball) (voted to leave in 2016)

France-icon Franceball (Due to ISIS-icon ISISball)

*Migrants not allowed
Earth-icon Modern countries and dependencies of Polandball Poland-icon
Caveballs 1-icon 1ball2-icon 2ball3-icon 3ball4-icon 4ball5-icon 5ball Australian Aborigines-icon Australian Aboriginalsball6-icon 6ball7-icon 7ball (Maori-icon Maoriball) • 8-icon 8ball
3-icon Americas Anguilla-icon AnguillaballAntigua-icon Antigua and BarbudaballArgentina-icon ArgentinaballAruba-icon ArubaballBahamas-icon BahamasballBarbados-icon BarbadosballBelize-icon BelizeballBermuda-icon BermudatriangleBolivia-icon BoliviaballBonaire-icon BonaireballBrazil-icon BrazilballBritish Virgin Islands-icon British Virgin IslandsballCanada-icon CanadaballCayman Islands-icon Cayman IslandballChile-icon ChileballColombia-icon ColombiaballCosta Rica-icon Costa RicaballCuba-icon CubaballCuracao-icon CuracaoballDominica-icon DominicaballDominican-icon Dominican RepublicballEcuador-icon EcuadorballEl Salvador-icon El SalvadorballFrench Guyana-icon French GuianaballGreenland-icon GreenlandballGrenada-icon GrenadaballGuadeloupe-icon GuadeloupeballGuatemala-icon GuatemalaballGuyana-icon GuyanaballHaiti-icon HaitiballHonduras-icon HondurasballJamaica-icon JamaicaballFalklands-icon FalklandsballMartinique-icon MartiniqueballMexico-icon MexicoballMontserrat-icon MontserratballNicaragua-icon NicaraguaballPanama-icon PanamaballParaguay-icon ParaguayballPeru-icon PeruballPuertoRico-icon Puerto RicoballSaba-icon SababallSaint Barthélemy-icon Saint-BarthélemyballLucia-icon Saint LuciaballSaint Pierre and Miquelon-icon Saint Pierre and MiquelonballVincent-icon Saint Vincent and the GrenadinesballKitts-icon St. Kitts and NevisballSint Eustatius-icon Sint EustatiusballSint Maarten-icon Sint MaartenballSuriname-icon SurinameballTrinidad and Tobago-icon Trinidad and TobagoballTurks and Caicos-icon Turks and CaicosballUSA-icon USAball (California-icon Californiaball) • VirginIslands-icon Virgin IslandsballUruguay-icon UruguayballVenezuela-icon Venezuelaball
2-icon Europe Abkhazia-icon AbkhaziaballAlbania-icon AlbaniaballAndorra-icon AndorraballArmenia-icon ArmeniaballAustria-icon AustriaballAzerbaijan-icon AzerbaijanballBelarus-icon BelarusballBelgium-icon BelgiumballBosnia-icon BosniaballBulgaria-icon BulgariaballCroatia-icon CroatiaballCyprus-icon CyprusballCzech-icon CzechballDenmark-icon DenmarkballEstonia-icon EstoniaballFaroe-icon Faroe IslandsballFinland-icon FinlandballFrance-icon FranceballGeorgia-icon GeorgiaballGermany-icon Germanyball (ReichTime Reichtangle) • Gibraltar-icon GibraltarballGreece-icon GreeceballGuernsey-icon GuernseyballGypsy-icon GypsyballHungary-icon HungaryballIceland-icon IcelandballIreland-icon IrelandballIsle of Man-icon Isle of ManballItaly-icon ItalyballJersey-icon JerseyballKosovo-icon KosovoballLatvia-icon LatviaballLiberland-icon LiberlandballLiechtenstein-icon LiechtensteinballLithuania-icon LithuaniaballLuxembourg-icon LuxembourgballMacedonia-icon MacedoniaballMalta-icon MaltaballMoldova-icon MoldovaballMonaco-icon MonacoballMontenegro-icon MontenegroballNagorno-Karabakh-icon Nagorno-KarabakhballNovorossiya (seperatist)-icon Novorossiyaball Novorossiya-icon (Donetsk-Republic-icon DonetskballLuhansk-Republic-icon Luganskball) • Netherlands-icon NetherlandsballNorway-icon NorwayballPoland-icon PolandballPortugal-icon PortugalballRomania-icon RomaniaballRussia-icon Russiaball (Crimea-icon Crimeaball) • San Marino-icon San MarinoballSealand-icon SealandballSerbia-icon SerbiaballSlovakia-icon SlovakiaballTransnistria-icon TransnistriaballSlovenia-icon SloveniaballSouth Ossetia-icon South OssetiaballSpain-icon SpainballSweden-icon SwedenballSwitzerland-icon SwitzerlandballTurkey-icon TurkeyballUkraine-icon UkraineballUK-icon UKball (England-icon EnglandballNorthern Ireland-icon Northern IrelandballScotland-icon ScotlandballWales-icon Walesball) • Vatican-icon Vaticanball
8-icon Africa Algeria-icon AlgeriaballAngola-icon AngolaballBenin-icon BeninballBotswana-icon BotswanaballBurkina Faso-icon Burkina FasoballBurundi-icon BurundiballCameroon-icon CameroonballCape Verde-icon Cape VerdeballCAR-icon Central African RepublicballChad-icon ChadballComoros-icon Comorosball