Floridaball is a
Disney US stateball in the Atlantic coast. Also, Florida is a peni (s)nsula. Has yet to clean themselves up from revolution friend.
Florida can into space and Disneyworld. Can into better beaches and theme parks than Californiaball. He also has swamps. Snakes and alligators are always roaming freely in his streets. Is deftly afraid of the day that global warming makes the ocean swallow all his clay, but for now is trying to pretend that won't happen. Floridaball can into amusement parks very well.
Florida also joined his brothers in the Confederacyball, but he didn't really do anything to help. Has a significant Spanish-speaking minority due to being a former colony of Spainball and because of refugees fleeing the revolutionary to the south.
It is important to note that weird, stupid, news happen in Floridaball and also Flordiaball is really old, Floridaball was hit by hurricane Matthew Causing major damages to some of his sons. Then, his dad USAball had to pay for the damages because why not?
"I'm rich like Rick ross" and less we not forget
TampaRawr is his pet, one of the very few Rawrs in the world.
- USAball- Adoptive Father
- Spainball- Daddy (Was I born from incest?)
- Georgiaball (state)- Older brother
- Alabamaball- Brother
- Texasball- Bigger brother
- Californiaball- Bigger brother, unlike here in the East Coast where I'm always wet, he's drying up instead.
- New Yorkball - Brother, I SURPASS YOU! FLORIDA #3!
- Cubaball- Brother ¬_¬. GET RID OF COMMIES! Tho I'll support your immigrants
- ISISball-You will pay for what you did to my son Orlando.
- Netherlandsball- Fellow combatant against the ever growing sea.
- Bangladeshball- Fellow kebab combatant against the ever growing sea
- Haitiball - Large immigrant population here, the reason Floridaball speaks a little bit of Creole.
- Floridaball (Uruguay) - WHY DO YOU HAVE MY NAME!! I WILL ANSCHLUSS YOU!
- Germanyball - Tourist friend for
anschlussmy lands and my cities.
- Tallahasseeball - Capitalball, named for having a bunch of hills. That's about it, and was flooded by Hurricane Matthew
- Miamiball - Mejores beaches, Mejor culture, Mejor Cuban food.
- TampaRawr - Rawr
- Orlandoball - Has all sorts of amusement parks. Most importantly Disneyworld and never forget the 49 dead and the 53 wounded from the June 12th shooting.
- Jacksonvilleball - most populated cityball
- Saint Petersburgball (Florida) - TampaRawr's less relavent, fraternal twin. Also bothers Russia's city with the same name.