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Äänd here we goo!
 
— Lauri Vuohensilta
There aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.
 
— Linus Torvalds
Perkele
 
Finland-icon Finlandball's usual catchphrase

Finlandball, officially the Republic of Finlandball, is a myth and Patrick's favorite country a sovereign state and Nordic countryball located in Northern Europe. To the west he borders Sweden-icon Swedenball, as well as Russia-icon Russiaball to the east and Norway-icon Norwayball to the North. The country is divided into 19 regions with an Autonomous Region, as well as his capital Helsinki-icon Helsinkiball. With a total area of 130,666 square miles, Finland ranks 65 in largest countries in the world by area, as well as number 8 in Europe. As of 2019, it has a population of 5.521 million inhabitants.

He maintains membership in EU-icon EUball, as well as the Nordic Council-icon Nordic Councilball and Arctic Council-icon Arctic Councilball. However, he has rejected any membership offers from NATO-icon NATOball and has decided to remain neutral.

As the most drunk Countryball in Europe, Finland does not have many friends. His adoptive brother is Sweden-icon Sweden, but he is of family. However, some consider his sister/wife Estonia-icon Estoniaball as his best friend, since she sells him cheap alcohol. Another reason nobody likes Finland is because he never talks, preferring small talk and he seems unapproachable. 

His national day is December 6th.

History

Once an isolated land of Finnic tribes, decendants of west Siberia clay, practising Bear cult shamanism until the late 13th century. Possibly the end of Finlandball's happiness. Finlandball was then made a slave of Sweden-icon Swedenball, until 1809, when he became part of Tsarist Russia-icon Russian Empireball. In 1917 he gained independence, he descended into civil war between Finnish Whites and Finnish Reds for three months one year later, resulting in Finnish Whites victory. Then in 1939, he kicked Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball's butt for attempting to Anschluss him during the Winter War, but was eventually pressured into giving up 10% of its clay to Sovietball by the war's end in 1940. A year later, the Continuation War broke out and Finlandball aligned itself with Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball during Operation Barbarossa and reclaimed its lost clay, but would see its clay lost once again in 1944 after it was once again pressured into surrendering to Sovietball due to there not being enough resources to continue the fight. Finlandball then fought Naziball in the Lapland War and payed war reparations to avoid occupation and retained his independence.

Today, Finlandball still work as a drunken farmer, but somehow, he managed to do some worthy things. Most notably, he develop the famous puzzle video game, Angry Birds, and the "indestructible" Nokia cellphone that not even Russia-icon Russian or USA-icon American nukes can destroy. Finlandball celebrated his 100th birthday on December 6th, 2017.

Flag Colors

The flag of Finland is a white banner with a blue Nordic cross

Main Colors

Colour Name RGB CMYK HEX
Catalina Blue 0, 53, 128 C100-M59-Y0-K50 #003580
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF

Of course like all Nordic countries, the cross symbolizes Christianity. Color-wise, some people say the white stands for the winter, while the blue stands for the many lakes and blue skies in Finland.

Relations

Friends

  • Estonia-icon Estoniaball - My sister and best friend. Don't worry you can into Nordic when you can into perkele.
  • Denmark-icon Denmarkball - Haha look now I am most happiest ball stupid Tanska! (Just kiddings, I love yuo)
  • Hungary-icon Hungaryball - My brother who got lost in Europe and was great on your actual home. The only one in the whole Europe, who not just understands my alcoholism, but does it as well also. We both hated Russia, and we both fought him too. And, He is cool ball.
  • Yooper-icon Yooperball - American child, got much sisu. Speaks like Canadians. Also much of his population is Finnish!
  • Karelia-icon Kareliaball and Mari Elball - Brothers who live with Russiaball. I will liberate you very soon...
  • Ural-icon Uralball - my dad, he lives with my Russian brothers.
  • Sami-icon Samiball - polar brother, some of him lives with me.
  • Norway-icon Norwayball - thanks for trying to give me the peak of Mount Halti, I absolutely love you.
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Our North American friend and hockey rival! You played very well in the World Juniors 2019 in Vancouver. You were awesome!
  • Switzerland-icon Switzerlandball - Best hockey partner who fought a tough match
  • USA-icon USAball - Ay mate! We won the championship thanks for playing with us!
    • USA-icon: No problem mate. You were the best
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - He helped fight me against Soviet-icon vodka, but you were a Nazi-icon Nazi though! anyway were fine with each other and you're not a Nazi now. Oh we both love drinking.
  • Kosovo-icon Kosovoball - My 10th president made an idea of Kosovo becoming a sovereign state, also when Kosovo-icon Kosovoball became independent Albanians in Finland's clay celebrated and expressed their gratitude to the Finnish Government and President Ahtisaari.
  • Wyoming-icon Wyomingball, Acre-icon Acreball, Planet Nine-icon Planet Nineball, and 6-icon 6ball - Friends that exist except humans deny it.
  • Basque-icon Basqueball - At least you are not as bad as Catalonia-icon Cataloniaball. You are Spain-icon Spainball's clay and that is why you exist. We both speak difficult languages.
  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - We both can into Tango, liking Estonia-icon Estoniaball, and hating Donald Trump-icon Donald Trump. Argentina-icon Argentinaball is the 1st non-European country that I established diplomatic relations with.
  • Brazil-icon Brazilball and Peru-icon Peruball - Good South American friends, but Argentina-icon Argentinaball is better.

Neutral

  • Sweden-icon Swedenball - I was adopted by him. We are good friends now, but in the past I used to be of him clay. Made perkele pakkoruotsi (Forced Swedish lessons in school), perkele! Is of hockey rival. BUT STOP ASKING ME TO GO TO YOUR BEDROOM YOU PERVERT!
  • Mongolia-icon Mongoliaball - I'm sometimes considered to be you're ancestor but okay I kinda am (actually I'm not. We just both from Siberia)
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - HAAHHAHAHAAH YOU SUCK AT HOCKEY MATE! NO MATTER WHY USA BEATED YOU! But we like sauna and vodka so we're cool...

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Regions

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Cities Helsinki-icon HelsinkiballMariehamn-icon Mariehamnball404-icon Poriball
Former entities 2-icon Migrants from East (Prehistoric Europeans)Sami-icon SamiballSweden-icon Swedish EmpireballRussian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball (Grand Duchy of Finland-icon Grand Duchy of Finlandball) • Finland-icon Kingdom of Finlandball
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Municipalities Aland-icon BrändöballEckerö-icon EckeröballFinström-icon FinströmballFöglö-icon FöglöballGeta-icon Getaball (Ålandball)Hammarland-icon HammarlandballJomala-icon JomalaballKökar-icon KökarballLemland-icon LemlandballLumparland-icon LumparlandballMariehamn-icon MariehamnballAland-icon Saltvikball (Åland)Aland-icon SottungaballAland-icon Sundball (Åland)Aland-icon Vårdöball (Åland)
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Former Entities Kalmar Union-icon Kalmar UnionballSweden-icon Swedish EmpireballRussian-Empire-icon Russian EmpireballFinland-icon Kingdom of Finlandball
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Kalmar Union-icon BLANDA UPP!!! Nordics STRONK! Long Live Kalmar! Kalmar Union-icon
Countries Denmark-icon Denmarkball (Faroe-icon FaroeballGreenland-icon Greenlandball) • Finland-icon Finlandball (Aland-icon Ålandball)• Iceland-icon IcelandballNorway-icon Norwayball (Svalbard-icon Svalbardball) • Sweden-icon Swedenball • (Gotland-icon Gotlandball) • (Orkney-icon OrkneyballShetland-icon Shetlandball)
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Historic entities Kalmar Union-icon Kalmar Unionball
Cannot into Nordic Estonia-icon EstoniaballLatvia-icon LatviaballLithuania-icon Lithuaniaball

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