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Äänd here we goo!
 
— Lauri Vuohensilta
There aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.
 
— Linus Torvalds
Perkele
 
Finland-icon Finlandball's usual catchphrase

Finlandball, officially the Republic of Finlandball, is a sovereign state and Nordic countryball located in Northern Europe. To the west he borders Swedenball, as well as Russiaball to the east and Norwayball to the North. The country is divided into 19 regions with an Autonomous region, as well as his capital Helsinkiball. With a total area of 130,666 square miles, Finland ranks 65 in largest countries in the world by area, as well as number 8 in Europe.

He maintains membership in EUball, as well as the Nordic Councilball. However, he has rejected any membership offers from NATOball and has decided to remain neutral.

As the most drunk Countryball in Europe, Finland does not have many friends. His adoptive brother is Sweden, but he is of family. However, some consider his sister/wife Estoniaball as his best friend, since she sells him cheap alcohol. Another reason nobody likes Finland is because he never talks, preferring small talk and he seems unapproachable. 

His national day is December 6th

History

Finlandball was once a slave of Sweden-icon Swedenball, until 1809, when He became part of Tsarist Russia-icon Russian Empireball. In 1917 he gained independence, he descended into civil war between Finnish Whites and Finnish Reds for three months one year later, resulting in Finnish Whites victory. Then in 1939, he kicked Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball's butt for attempting to Anschluss him during the Winter War, but was eventually pressured into giving up 10% of its clay to Sovietball by the war's end in 1940. A year later, the Continuation War broke out and Finlandball aligned itself with Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball during Operation Barbarossa and reclaimed its lost clay, but would see its clay lost once again in 1944 after it was once again pressured into surrendering to Sovietball due to there not being enough resources to continue the fight. Finlandball then fought Naziball in the Lapland War and payed war reparations to avoid occupation and retained his independence.

Today, Finlandball still work as a drunken farmer, but somehow, he managed to do some worthy things. Most notably, he develop the famous puzzle video game, Angry Birds, and the "indestructible" Nokia cellphone that not even Russia-icon Russian or USA-icon American nukes can destroy. Finlandball celebrated his 100th birthday on December 6th, 2017.

Relations

Friends

  • Estonia-icon Estoniaball - My sister and best friend. Don't worry you can into Nordic when you can into perkele.
  • Hungary-icon Hungaryball - My brother who got lost in Europe and was great on your actual home. The only one in the whole Europe, who not just understands my alcoholism, but does it as well also. We both hated Russia, and we both fought him too.
  • Yooper-icon Yooperball - American child, got much sisu. Speaks like Canadians. Also much of his population is Finnish!
  • Karelia-icon Kareliaball and Mari Elball - Brother who lives with Russiaball. I will liberate you very soon...
  • Ural-icon Uralball - my dad, he lives with my Russian brothers
  • Sami-icon Samiball - polar brother, some of his lives with me.
  • Norway-icon Norwayball - tanks for trying to give me the peak of Mount Halti, I absolutely lob you.
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Our North American friend and hockey rival! I WILL WIN SÖME DÄY!!
  • USA-icon USAball - You love to drink, do you? At least you love to drink, some lame countries don't even know how to lift up a bottle! I Like You!!
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - he helped fight me against Soviet-icon vodka, but you were a Nazi-icon Nazi tho! anyway were fine with each other and you're not a Nazi now. Oh we both love drinking.
  • Kosovo-icon Kosovoball - My 10th president made an idea of Kosovo becoming a sovereign state, also when Kosovo-icon Kosovoball becamce independent Albanians in Finland's clay celebrated and expressed their gratitude to the Finnish Government and President Ahtisaari.

Neutral

  • Sweden-icon Swedenball - I was adopted by him. We are good friends now, but in the past I used to be of him clay. Made perkele pakkoruotsi (forced swedish lessons in school), perkele! Is of hockey rival. 1995 & 2011 NEVER FORGET!!!!
  • Mongolia-icon Mongoliaball - I'm sometimes considered to be you're ancestor but okay I kinda am (actually I'm not. We just both from Siberia)

Enemies

  • Russia-icon Russiaball - ÖF STUPID INVEIDÖR PERKELE. Never forget 1809 and 1939, but we of cools, for now(karjala takas!). ... WHY YOU DON'T MY BROTHERS FREE, AND ALSO, WHY YOU KILLED VEPSBALL, I WILL AVENGE THEIR DEATHS!!!!
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - Is not to be of trustings perkele... REMOVE KIM FAMILY!
  • Catalonia-icon Cataloniaball - I would have put him jail if he didn't escape to  Belgium-icon  Belgium.

Family

Famous Finns

Youtubers

Athletes

Musicians

Actors

Politicians

  •  Mannerheim
  • Urho Kaleva Kekkonen

Gallery

Artwork

Comics

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Regions

Aland-icon ÅlandballCenteralFinland-icon Central FinlandballCenteralOstrobothnia-icon Central OstrobothniaballKainuu-icon KainuuballKymenlaakso-icon KymenlaaksoballLapland-icon LaplandballNorth Karelia-icon North KareliaballNorthern Ostrobothnia-icon Northern OstrobothniaballNorthern Savonia-icon Northern SavoniaballOstrobothnia-icon OstrobothniaballPäijät-Häme-icon Päijät-HämeballPirkanmaa-icon PirkanmaaballSatakunta-icon SatakuntaballSouth Karelia-icon South KareliaballSouthern Ostrobothnia-icon Southern OstrobothniaballSouthern Savonia-icon Southern SavoniaballSouthwest Finland-icon Southwest FinlandballTavastia Proper-icon Tavastia ProperballUusimaa-icon Uusimaaball

Finland
Cities Helsinki-icon HelsinkiballMariehamn-icon Mariehamnball
Former entities Sami-icon SamiballSweden-icon Swedish EmpireballRussian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball (Grand Duchy of Finland-icon Grand Duchy of Finlandball) • Finland-icon Kingdom of Finlandball
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Kalmar Union-icon BLANDA UPP!!! Nordics STRONK! Long Live Kalmar! Kalmar Union-icon
Countries Denmark-icon Denmarkball (Faroe-icon FaroeballGreenland-icon Greenlandball) • Finland-icon Finlandball (Aland-icon Ålandball)• Iceland-icon IcelandballNorway-icon Norwayball (Svalbard-icon Svalbardball) • Sweden-icon Swedenball • (Gotland-icon Gotlandball) • (Orkney-icon OrkneyballShetland-icon Shetlandball)
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Historic entities Kalmar Union-icon Kalmar Unionball
Cannot into Nordic Estonia-icon EstoniaballLatvia-icon LatviaballLithuania-icon Lithuaniaball

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