|“||SUOMI PERKELE! TORILLA TAVATAAN!||”|
As the most drunk and most depressed Countryball in Europe, Finland does not have many friends. Her adoptive brother is Sweden, but she is of family. However, some consider his sister Estoniaball as her best friend, since she sells him cheap alcohol. Suomi is not of Mongol, perkele! She is dark, broody, and more alcoholic than Denmarkball. If that's even possible. She has a medium amount of appearances in Polandball comics. The Nordicballs all think of her as a sad version of Swedenball. He has a very innovative and good social system, and lots of Metal bands success outside of Finland, but enjoys Europop and pop-rock within Finland. Talented musician all round!
- In January 1991 Linus Torvalds bought a computer and after being unsatisfied with Minix's Terminal emulator and decided to write his own. This program ended up as Linux, which now dominates supercomputers in modified forms. (Be happy that your fridge has that fancy touchscreen).
- Finnish sniper Simo Häyhä was a pain in the back for the Soviets during the winter war, and has the highest (confirmed) sniper kill count in history.
- Erwise was the first browser with a graphical interface, made by 4 finnish students as a combined master's project at Helsinki University Of Technology.
- BEST SCHOOLS IN THE WORLD!
Finlandball was once a slave of Swedenball, until 1809, when she became a part of Russiaball. In 1917 she gained independence. But one year later, she descended into civil war between Finnish Whites and Finnish Reds for three months, resulting in Finnish Whites victory. Then in 1940, she kicks Sovietball's butt for attempting to Anschluss her during Winter Wars. In World War 2 pillow fight, she choses to remain neutral for a while, but she joined with Naziball against Soviet in 1941, until 1944 when Sovietball signed an agreement, where Finlandball was forced to give Sovietball some of its clay. Finlandball later attempted to reclaim its lost clay in the Continuation War but unfortunately lost and was forced by Sovietball to attack its former ally, Nazi Germanyball in the Lapland War.
Today, Finlandball still work as a druken farmer, but somehow, she managed to do some worthy things. Most notably, she develop the famous puzzle video game, Angry Birds, and the "indestructible" Nokia cellphone that not even Russiaball or USAball nukes can destroy. Finlandball celebrates her birthday this year on December 6th.
- Kareliaball - Finland's son who is controlled by Russiaball. Let him go please! I MISS HIM SÖ MUCH!!
- Snow - Like all the other Nordic countries, it is very cold in Finland. However, Finlandball have of Sisu and -20 °C is of tanning day, perkele! "Tässähän ruskettuu!"
- Alcohol - Alcohol drinking is not of pröblem. Who perkele write this here? We drink öf Kossu for breakfast! PERKELE!
- Aalto Yliopisto - They did nöt yet put Aalto-1 Satellite into space. PERKELE!
- Estoniaball - My sister/wife and best friend but she doings annoy me with tryings to be Nordic.
- Swedenball - We are good friends now, but in the past I used to be of her clay. Made perkele pakkoruotsi (forced swedish lessons in school), perkele! Is of hockey rival. 1995 & 2011 NEVER FORGET!!!!
I still thinks that she is a Fag.
- Hungaryball - My brother who got lost and of äll around cool ball. The only one in the whole Europe, who not just understands my alcoholism, but does it as well also.
- Yooperball - American grandchild, got much sisu. Speaks like Canadians.
- Canadaball - Our North American friend and hockey rival! I WILL WIN SÖME DÄY!!
- Russiaball - ÖF STUPID INVEIDÖR PERKELE.Never forget 1809 and 1939,but we of cools,
- North Koreaball -Is not to be of trustings perkele...REMOVE KIM FAMILY!