|“||Äänd here we goo!||”|
— Lauri Vuohensilta
|“||There aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.||”|
— Linus Torvalds
Finlandball, officially the Republic of Finlandball, is
a myth and Patrick's favorite country a sovereign state and Nordic countryball located in Northern Europe. To the west he borders Swedenball, as well as Russiaball to the east and Norwayball to the North. The country is divided into 19 regions with an Autonomous Region, as well as his capital Helsinkiball. With a total area of 130,666 square miles, Finland ranks 65 in largest countries in the world by area, as well as number 8 in Europe. As of 2019, it has a population of 5.521 million inhabitants.
As the most drunk Countryball in Europe, Finland does not have many friends. His adoptive brother is Sweden, but he is of family. However, some consider his sister/wife Estoniaball as his best friend, since she sells him cheap alcohol. Another reason nobody likes Finland is because he never talks, preferring small talk and he seems unapproachable.
His national day is December 6th.
Once an isolated land of Finnic tribes, decendants of west Siberia clay, practising Bear cult shamanism until the late 13th century.
Possibly the end of Finlandball's happiness. Finlandball was then made a slave of Swedenball, until 1809, when he became part of Russian Empireball. In 1917 he gained independence, he descended into civil war between Finnish Whites and Finnish Reds for three months one year later, resulting in Finnish Whites victory. Then in 1939, he kicked Soviet Unionball's butt for attempting to Anschluss him during the Winter War, but was eventually pressured into giving up 10% of its clay to Sovietball by the war's end in 1940. A year later, the Continuation War broke out and Finlandball aligned itself with Nazi Germanyball during Operation Barbarossa and reclaimed its lost clay, but would see its clay lost once again in 1944 after it was once again pressured into surrendering to Sovietball due to there not being enough resources to continue the fight. Finlandball then fought Naziball in the Lapland War and payed war reparations to avoid occupation and retained his independence.
Today, Finlandball still work as a drunken farmer, but somehow, he managed to do some worthy things. Most notably, he develop the famous puzzle video game, Angry Birds, and the "indestructible" Nokia cellphone that not even Russian or American nukes can destroy. Finlandball celebrated his 100th birthday on December 6th, 2017.
The flag of Finland is a white banner with a blue Nordic cross
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Of course like all Nordic countries, the cross symbolizes Christianity. Color-wise, some people say the white stands for the winter, while the blue stands for the many lakes and blue skies in Finland.
- Estoniaball - My sister and best friend. Don't worry you can into Nordic when you can into perkele.
- Denmarkball - Haha look now I am most happiest ball stupid Tanska! (Just kiddings, I love yuo)
- Hungaryball - My brother who got lost in Europe and was great on your actual home. The only one in the whole Europe, who not just understands my alcoholism, but does it as well also. We both hated Russia, and we both fought him too. And, He is cool ball.
- Yooperball - American child, got much sisu. Speaks like Canadians. Also much of his population is Finnish!
- Kareliaball and Mari Elball - Brothers who live with Russiaball. I will liberate you very soon...
- Uralball - my dad, he lives with my Russian brothers.
- Samiball - polar brother, some of him lives with me.
- Norwayball - thanks for trying to give me the peak of Mount Halti, I absolutely love you.
- Canadaball - Our North American friend and hockey rival! You played very well in the World Juniors 2019 in Vancouver. You were awesome!
- Switzerlandball - Best hockey partner who fought a tough match
- USAball - Ay mate! We won the championship thanks for playing with us!
- Germanyball - He helped fight me against vodka, but you were a Nazi though! anyway were fine with each other and you're not a Nazi now. Oh we both love drinking.
- Kosovoball - My 10th president made an idea of Kosovo becoming a sovereign state, also when Kosovoball became independent Albanians in Finland's clay celebrated and expressed their gratitude to the Finnish Government and President Ahtisaari.
- Wyomingball, Acreball, Planet Nineball, and 6ball - Friends that exist except humans deny it.
- Basqueball - At least you are not as bad as Cataloniaball. You are Spainball's clay and that is why you exist. We both speak difficult languages.
- Argentinaball - We both can into Tango, liking Estoniaball, and hating Donald Trump. Argentinaball is the 1st non-European country that I established diplomatic relations with.
- Brazilball and Peruball - Good South American friends, but Argentinaball is better.
- Swedenball - I was adopted by him. We are good friends now, but in the past I used to be of him clay. Made perkele pakkoruotsi (Forced Swedish lessons in school), perkele! Is of hockey rival. BUT STOP ASKING ME TO GO TO YOUR BEDROOM YOU PERVERT!
- Mongoliaball - I'm sometimes considered to be you're ancestor but okay I kinda am (actually I'm not. We just both from Siberia)
- Russiaball - HAAHHAHAHAAH YOU SUCK AT HOCKEY MATE! NO MATTER WHY USA BEATED YOU! But we like sauna and vodka so we're cool...
- North Koreaball - Is not to be of trustings perkele... REMOVE KIM FAMILY!
- Cataloniaball - I would have put him jail if he didn't escape to Belgium.
- Somaliaball - STOP INVADINGS MY CLAY!!!
- Patrick - JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT HIT BY A BOWLING BALL DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO SCREAM MY NAME! YEAH, I KNOW FISH HAVE FINS, BUT CHOOSE ANOTHER FIN!
- County of Portugalball and Marseilleball - You both stole my flag! But we are all European.
- Japanball - YOU RUINED IEVAN POLKKA!
But we both were Axis buddies during World War 2 and we both were Ural-Altaic cousins.
- Donald Trump - EUball hates him so I hate him too.
- Alandball - Daughter that hates me.
- Estoniaball - Wife
- Estoniaball - Sister
- Hungaryball - Brother/Brother-in-law
- Szekelylandball - Nephew
- Khanty-Mansiball - Brother
- Komiball - Brother
- Mari Elball - Brother
- Mordoviaball - Brother
- Nenetsball - Brother
- Samiball - Brother
- Vepsball - Brother
- Udmurtiaball - Brother
- Denmarkball - Adoptive Brother
- Icelandball - Adoptive Brother
- Norwayball - Adoptive Brother
- Swedenball - Adoptive Brother
- Thailandball - Adoptive Transgender Sister-in-law