EUball (aka European Unionball) is a new reich political-economic supernational unionball made up of 28 different member countries (27 if you don't include UKball)

With a combined population of about 450 million people, it would make him the 3rd most populous sort-of country in the world. Combined, he has the second largest economy behind USAball, and has the largest single market in the world, making him a member of G20, and sometimes even being described as a superpower.

With many of his major achievements, he is seen as an inspiration for other supernational unionballs such as ASEAN-icon ASEANball, African Union-icon African Unionball and Eurasian Union-icon Eurasian Unionball.

Recently, EUball is going though a series of hard tests, like the Syrian refugee crisis, UK-icon Brexit, the Eurozone crisis, and the War in Donbass, a military intervention between Russia-icon Russiaball and Ukraine-icon Ukraineball


His character is very idealistic. Most of his proceedings are meant good, however, they mostly don’t pack out very well. He tries to help refugees from the Middle East and Africa, being good for the environment, and give economic support to poor countries. When he fails in one of these things, other countries see him as a failed creation. But beside this nice and lovely EUball, he also has a dark side: Because he is seen by many as the reincarnation of ReichTime Reichtangle, he is believed to be obsessed with Anschluss because he is already a reich; Merkelreich or Merkelreichtangle. When in Anschluss mode (aka federalized), he turns into a tall, slender rectangle with small white dots for eyes like Reichtangle and at this point he is either called the Fourth Reich or the Merkelreich (named after Angela Merkel former technocratic scientist and current Chancellor of Germany who is often considered to be the de facto leader of the Eurozone, to the point that it spawned a memetic map known as Merkelreich). When this happens, he doesn’t even need a military to scare the other countries. 


Post-War Era & Creation of the EEC (1945-1970)

After World War II, European integration was seen as an antidote to the extreme nationalism which had devastated the continent. 1952 saw the creation of the European Coal and Steel Community (ECSCball), which was declared to be a first step in the federation of Europe. In 1957, Belgium-icon Belgiumball, France-icon Franceball, Italy-icon Italyball, Luxembourg-iconLuxembourgball, Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball and Germany-icon West Germanyball signed the Treaty of Rome, which created the European Economic Community (EU-icon EECball) and established a customs union. They also signed another pact creating the European Atomic Energy Community (Euratomball) for co-operation in developing nuclear energy. EU-icon EECball and Euratomball were created separately from ECSCball, although they shared the same courts and the Common Assembly. In 1965 an agreement was reached and on 1 July 1967 the Merger Treaty created a single set of institutions for the three communities, which were collectively referred to as the European Communities.  

Expansion (1970-1993)

In 1973, the Communities enlarged to include Denmark-icon Denmarkball (including Greenland-icon Greenlandball, which later left the Community in 1985, following a dispute over fishing rights), Ireland-icon Irelandball, and UK-icon UKball. Norway-icon Norwayball had negotiated to join at the same time, but he rejected membership in a referendum. In 1979, the first direct elections to the European Parliament were held. Greece-icon Greeceball joined in 1981, Portugal-icon Portugalball and Spain-icon Spainball following in 1986. In 1985, the Schengen Agreement paved the way for the creation of open borders without passport controls between most member states and some non-member states. In 1986, the European flag began to be used by the Community and the Single European Act was signed. In 1990, after the fall of Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball, former East Germany-icon East Germanyball became part of the Community as part of a reunified Germany. With further enlargement planned to include the former communist states, as well as Cyprus-icon Cyprusball and Malta-icon Maltaball, the Copenhagen criteria for candidate members to join the EU were agreed upon in June 1993.

The beginning of the European Union (1993-present)

European Unionball was formally established when the Maastricht Treaty came into force on 1 November 1993. In 1995, Austria-icon Austriaball, Finland-icon Finlandball, and Sweden-icon Swedenball joined EU. In 2002, euro banknotes and coins replaced national currencies in 12 of the member states. Since then, the eurozone has increased to encompass 19 countries. In 2004,  EUball saw its biggest enlargement to date when Cyprus-icon Cyprusball, Czech-icon Czechball, Estonia-icon Estoniaball, Hungary-icon Hungaryball, Latvia-icon Latviaball, Lithuania-icon Lithuaniaball, Malta-icon Maltaball, Poland-icon Polandball, Slovakia-icon Slovakiaball and Slovenia-icon Sloveniaball joined EUball. In 2007, Romania-icon Romaniaball and Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball became EU members. The same year, Slovenia-icon Sloveniaball adopted the euro, followed in 2008 by Cyprus-icon Cyprusball and Malta-icon Maltaball, by Slovakia-icon Slovakiaball in 2009, by Estonia-icon Estoniaball in 2011, by Latvia-icon Latviaball in 2014 and by Lithuania-icon Lithuaniaball in 2015. 

On 1 December 2009, the Lisbon Treaty entered into force and reformed many aspects of EUball. In 2012, EUball received the Nobel Peace Prize for having "contributed to the advancement of peace and reconciliation, democracy, and human rights in Europe." In 2013, Croatia-icon Croatiaball became the 28th EU member. From the beginning of the 2010s, the European Union is going through a series of tests, including a debt crisis in some Eurozone countries, increasing migration from Middle Eastern countries, Russian military intervention in Ukraine-iconUkraineball and the UK-icon UKball's withdrawal from the EU.

Due to Terrorist attacks in the Netherlands-icon Netherlands and France-icon France, the EU is stalithily dying from the lost of too many members. However with UK trying to remain he may have a chance.


  • Austria-icon Austriaball (Joined in 1995) - Mon personal doctor anschluss who ich sometimes bring a volunteer slave debt member test subject for his experiments. Also he's my uncle.
  • Belgium-icon Belgiumball (Founder state, joined in 1958) - Mein glorious Capital who thinks he ist relevant now. In fact, je choose him as kapital because of his irrelevance! Honhonhon.
  • Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball (Joined in 2007) - Who? I never heard of this guy. Is he a member of the euros? Hello Bulgaria, mon remote little eastern friend!
  • Croatia-icon Croatiaball (Joined in 2013) - Welcome to the family of the Euros, newbie, accept refugees and pay debt
  • Cyprus-icon Cyprusball (Joined in 2004) - You and I against kebab! Pay debt. I actually don’t care about you.
  • Czech-icon Czechiaball (Joined in 2004) - You are the border between west and east Europe, between north and south Europe. We are glad to havingz you in our union. Lebensraum.
  • Denmark-icon Denmarkball (Joined in 1973) - Socialism best ism, right? But now accept immigrants.
  • Estonia-icon Estoniaball (Joined in 2004) - You will be big and stronk if you join us, like you always wished. Borderzone between us and Russia.
  • Finland-icon Finlandball (Joined in 1995) - Perekele, mon ami! Remove caviar plox
  • France-icon Franceball (Founder state, joined in 1958) - Mutter
  • Germany-icon Germanyball (Founder state, joined in 1958) - Vater
  • Greece-icon Greeceball (Joined in 1981) - Thank you for helpings les refugees. Exterminate that cancer that is killing the euro! Stop stealing all my monies! I don't care if you leave me!
  • Hungary-icon Hungaryball (Joined in 2004) - Ich know you are part of the Balkan-route, but if you isolate yourself against the refugees, it won't be in your opportunity in the future. Think in long terms, mon friend! Je will unmember you if you don’t accept immigrants, selfish goulash!
  • Ireland-icon Irelandball (Joined in 1973) - I will treat you better than UK-icon UKball. Always good to have some influence on the British islands. You get potato but need to share with Latvia. Now make Apple pay their tax. Also please continue to give potato to UKball's citizens in Norn Ironball's clay.
  • Italy-icon Italyball (Founder state, Joined in 1958) - Thank you for helping the refugees. Its that you are a founder member, otherwise yuo would be in the same situation as Greece
  • Latvia-icon Latviaball (Joined in 2004) I will give you potatoes. I will even give you potatoe-subsidy! More borderzone against bully.
  • Lithuania-icon Lithuaniaball (Joined in 2004) - No no no! Don’t do it! You still have something to live for! Join me and together we can create a world in peace! Even more borderzone lebensraum.
  • Luxembourg-icon Luxembourgball (Founder state, joined in 1958) - Oh poor Luxembourg. You feel small? Together we kan do great things. Mon little money piggy.
  • Malta-icon Maltaball (Joined in 2004) - Here, take euromoneys. Forever irrelevant hahaha!
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball (Founder state, joined in 1958) - Mein harbor and no I won't legalize weed in the whole continent. And get Partij voor de Vrijheid out of the way
  • Poland-icon Polandball (Joined in 2004) - Accept immigrants or else! Danzig ist Deutsch! But you are a member of me so I like you. I Apologize for grandpa's actions.
  • Portugal-icon Portugalball (Joined in 1986) - My favourite stinky slave member, he has some problems with his economy because I want all his money that I must solve...
  • Romania-icon Romaniaball (Joined in 2007) - You poor? I will help you. Influence over the Black Sea. And keep your gypsies with you!
  • Slovakia-icon Slovakiaball (Joined in 2004) - Plox, help the refugees. Ich helped tu too when you were in need of help. Take those filthy immigrants or I will anschluss you again!
  • Slovenia-icon Sloveniaball (Joined in 2004) - I should be honest, I have nothing to say about you. Just pay your debts and everything will be fine. Accept being part of the Balkan immigrant route!
  • Spain-icon Spainball) - (Joined in 1986) - Plox Spain, raise your work time to 6 hours a day and one day you may be able to pay your debts. Wörk wörk wörk sweinhund or I will accept Catalonia's independence!
  • Sweden-icon Swedenball (Joined in 1995) - Shining epitome of socialism. Gay viking
  • UK-icon UKball - In the process of leaving the union. Traitre!
  • Switzerland-icon Switzerlandball, Liechtenstein-icon Liechtensteinball, Norway-icon Norwayball and Iceland-icon Icelandball - Please join me!

Disclaimer: EUball was concieved on 7 February 1992 and was born on 1 November 1993 the same day he became an acting leader and became the official leader of the EU when his brother died on 1 December 2009




  • East Germany-icon East Germanyball - Communist uncle, now he's dead.
  • SPQR-icon SPQRball - Historical inspiration. Everyone says that with my artistically sophisticated Mama and technologically advanced Papa, I shall outshine this legendary figure soon.
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Great liberal friend who is multicultural but stop cuddling those cute seals to death
  • USA-icon USAball - He helps me with Russia-icon bully, but now has a manchild monkey president. REMOVE COFVEVE!!
  • African Union-icon African Unionball - He is like me (in one way), he is my African friend. Sometimes we talk stuff about being supranational unionballs.
  • OAS-icon OASball - My friend from the Americas. He is older than me. I learned many things with him BECAUSE HE IS OF IRRElevant
  • ASEAN-icon ASEANball - My fan who lives in South East Asia. I'll train you to become just as wealthy, liberal and multicultural as me! <s>He has a meaningful life, unlike mine.
  • Japan-icon Japanball - Axis reform buddy! His liberal anime is so kawaiidesumoe, and more importantly friends against Russia-icon Russiaball and his China-icon ally. He also contributes to reconstruct the Balkans, just as I contribute to maintain peace in Asia as a return. We can now into trade deal!
  • UN-icon UNball - Fellow idealist who wishes a world in peace. Please sanction against big bully Russia-icon Russia!
  • Ukraine-icon Ukraineball - Mama and Papa promised me that this will be my present for my birthday. Hope to get to you before Russiaball does.
  • NATO-icon NATOball - Our military arm against caviar, led by our main protector USA-icon USAball
  • Switzerland-icon Switzerlandball - If you don't let my people into your country we will block you and since you're an island of us you won't be able to export your chocolate or import our gold!
  • Morocco-icon Moroccoball- Best African Friend, trades with moi and supports moi on a lot of things.
  • Arab Maghreb Union-icon Arab Maghreb Unionball - Cool, but very inactive he sleeps very happy.
  • Mexico-icon Mexicoball - we may help him against the Trump's tyranny. We have trade deal since 2000, and just modernized it. TAKE THAT, DONALD!


  • Australia-icon Australiaball - How can yuo into Eurovision? We're on the opposite sides of the world...
  • China-icon Chinaball - My biggest trading partner in Asia, who doesn't understand the principle of liberalism and freedom.
  • HRE-icon Holy Roman Empireball - A failed attempt to unite Europe under violence.
  • Hungary-icon Hungaryball - Please don't be racist and allow the entrance of immigrants. JUST DO IT. Oh wait you don't have terrorists. I guess you are right but you have to TAKE IN A FEW!!!!
  • India-icon Indiaball - We have been bittersweet but Modi is the best! Unlike that stupid Trump. Will be a great slave ally and he is allies with stupid Vodka.
  • Israel-icon Israelcube- Sorry for grandpa's actions, take some euromonies. Also, félicitations for of winnings Eurovision 2018!
  • Norway-icon Norwayball - Why won't you love me? We share common interests, and we are both for the promotion of peace and love.. so why? I will sell Swedenball clay if join?
  • Bosnia-icon Macedonia-icon Montenegro-icon Kosovo-icon Serbia-icon Remaining Balkan Countries - Make peace, no war. Learn to forgive each other and I might accept you.
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - Turkey can in EU, Turkey can in EU soon. Just keep some more refugees first. Yuo never kann into mich

Enemies / Frequent Opponents





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