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Czechiaball, is a personification of Czech Republic, former Czechoslovakia. It is a Slavic country very proud of its beer and hockey. Czechiaball used to be very strong in the past, but it is way calmer now. Once great, now more like 'Can't into strong economy'. He likes to consider himself as "the heart" of Europe. Czechiaball is proud of itself, but still cannot into relevant but he can into indie game companies, a lot of them in fact. Czechiaball loves his adored son called Liberland-icon Liberlandball. Czechia love beer. Also can into ornate castle. Czechiaball loves hockey! He has got good biatlonist too,for example Eva Puskarčíková. Czechball was 29.october was attacked by Cyclone Herwat. He Has got good parkourist like Tary and FreemoveCz

History

We are told that this ball started as a Samoball, Samoball formed an union for market only and haven't even dreamed about being a kingdom. When Czechball realized that Samo Empireball isn't enough he turned to Great Moravia-icon Great Moraviaball, he decided to have dukes and be powerfull as hell. But inside that Great Moraviaball was a smaller Bohemiaball, Moraviaball and Nitraball (on Slovakia). After some years this kingdom included Hungary-icon Hungaryball, HRE-icon Holy Roman Empireball and Poland-icon Polandball. When he became bored of this he started war with Vatican-icon Vaticanball, took farmers, women, and children a kicked asses of four crusades. After that Czechball became calmer and took a nap, during this nap someone moved him in with Jagiellonianball, he wasn't even bothered, Slav master is a friend. After that he became very lazy and when Jagellonianball decided to give itself to Austrian Empire-icon Habsburgball. Czechball haven't even moved a finger. Since then he waited to someone beat Austrian Empire-icon Habsburgball and finally, in 1918 he turned into Czech-icon Czechoslovakiaball, enjoyed this for a few years until the Nazi-icon Naziball said: "You ist mein now" and Allies were like:" Is good, no war" But Nazi-icon Naziball was also like: "No, you are nich of being Tcheckienslovakien, now du bist of Böhmen und Mähren!" Czechoslovakiaball was all like: "Ok ok just no violance". And than there was the war... Few years after Soviet-icon USSRball decided to make Czechoslovakiaball socialist. He was grateful to Soviet-icon USSRball but he wasn't that friend which he claim to be and after Czechoslovakiaball tried to go his own way, Soviet-icon USSRball slaved him for 40 years. In 1989 he's got pissed and got rid of Soviet-icon USSRball, Four years after that, Slovakiaball decided to leave him. Since then Czech Republicball was bored and felt alone so one day he decide to visit EU-icon EUball and his friends and eventually he decide stay them. Actually is Czech Republicball interesting with 3 presidents Vaclav Havel, writer and humanist, Vaclav Klaus, who stole pen and Milos Zeman with his funny english language or drink alcohol.

In 2016, Czech Republicball changed its name to Czechiaball, although most still call Czechiaball; Czech Republicball (despite the name change).

Flag Color

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
White 255,255,255 N/A #FFFFFF
Red 215,20,26 C5-M94-Y99-K1 #D7141A
Blue 17,69,126 C98-M68-Y17-K16 #11457E

Relationships

Friends/Přátelé

  • Slovakia-icon Slovakiaball - Best brother. Are sometimes rivals, but also best friends.
  • Liberland-icon Liberlandball - I can into Balkan clay! Son.
  • Beer - Who needs balls with your gold friend.
  • Austria-icon Austriaball - Good old friend (we were one country)
  • Hungary-icon Hungaryball - Best non-slavic friend also Visegrád 4 stronk!!
  • Poland-icon Polandball - He is the other Westernmost slav. They are sometimes portrayed as Brothers.
  • China-icon Chinaball - Big and stronk Asian friend.
  • Croatia-icon Croatiaball - Favorite holiday destination. (Can't wait for summer!)
  • Mongolia-icon Mongoliaball - After China, my favorite Asian buddy. We were very good friends and business partners. (and still are)
  • Israel-icon Israelcube We are good friends (he bought weapons from me)
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball - Friends ever since with trading of humans.
  • Romania-icon Romaniaball - GIB DACIA!Latin Beer budy. I like hsi Dacia cars and he likes my Škoda cars too.
  • Angola-icon Angolaball - We were very good partners, when we both were communists
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball - He's good Slavic friend and good Kebab remover (when he don't use genocide)
  • Slovenia-icon Sloveniaball - Pls, join Visegrad my Slavic friend
  • Tunisia-icon Tunisiaball Nice to meet you Tunisia
  • Canada-icon Canadaball Playing hockey with Canada is fun!

Neutral/Frenemies/Neutrální

  • EU-icon EUball - He is good money gibber, but he is also annoying (he want to send refugees to my country!)
  • USA-icon USAball He is amazing guy but his grafiti now destroying Pragueball
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - We have a lot in common, but he is also a little aggressive (I'm sometimes scared of him). Yeah, and we both love ice hockey
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball (Czechia buy weapons from North Korea)

Enemies/Nepřátelé

  • Czech-icon Czechiaball - Murmurs about his own faults all the time.
  • Czech-icon Warm beer - Even best friend can turn into enemy. If the beer is hot, archenemy is triggered.
  • Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball - Never forget 1939!!!!!!
  • ReichTime Reichtangle - oh fuck...
  • France-icon Franceball - 1939 Munich Traitor
  • Wake Island-icon Wake Islandball - YUO ARE WORST FLAG STELAER EVER! I CAN DRINK MORE THAN YOU! IF MARSHAL WILL CLAY YUO I WILL BE HAPPPY!
  • Cyclone Herwat - THAT STUPID CYCLONE ATTACKED ON MY CLAY AND FUC*ED OF ELECTRITY ON MY WHOLE CLAY!!!
  • Gypsy-icon Gypsyball I don't let you hurt my Brother!

Quotes

  • Czechball can into beer !
  • "Slovakiaball is my brother and im loving him!"
  • Miloš Zeman is alcoholic.
  • Řízek best food (It means fried chiken or pork [schnitzel])
  • CZECH YOUR PRIVILEGE!
  • I play Pokemon go.
  • You're squeezing my snake, prick! (Mačkáš mi hada, debile!)
  • Strč prst skrz krk
  • "Škrrr"

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