Czech love beer. Also can into ornate castle.
We are told that this ball started as a Samoball, Samoball formed a union for market only and haven't even dreamed about being a kingdom. When Czechball realized that Samo Empireball isn't enough he turned to Great Moraviaball, he decided to have dukes and be powerfull as hell. But inside that Great Moraviaball was a smaller Bohemiaball, Moraviaball and Nitraball (on Slovakia). After some years this kingdom included Hungaryball, Holy Roman Empireball and Polandball. When he became bored of this he started war with Vaticanball, took farmers, women, and children a kicked asses of four crusades. After that Czechball became calmer and took a nap, during this nap someone moved him in with Jagiellonianball, he wasn't even bothered, Slav master is a friend. After that he became very lazy and when Jagellonianball decided to give itself to Habsburgball. Czechball haven't even moved a finger. Since then he waited to someone beat Habsburgball and finally, in 1918 he turned into Czechoslovakiaball, enjoyed this for a few years until the Naziball said: "No, you are nich of being Tcheckienslovakien, now du bist of Böhmen und Mähren!" Czechball was all like: "Ok ok just no violance". Few years after USSRball decided to make Czechoslovakiaball again. He was grattefull to USSRball but USSRball wasn't that friend which he claim to be and after Czechoslovakianball tried to go his own way, USSSRball slaved him for 40 years. In 1989 he's got pissed and got rid of USSRball, Four years after that, Slovakiaball decided to leave him. Since then Czechball was bored and felt alone so one day he decide to visit EUball and his friends and eventually he decide stay them. Actually is Czechball interesting with 3 presidents Vaclav Havel, writer and humanist, Vaclav Klaus, who stole pen and Milos Zeman with his funny english language or drink alcohol. In 2016, Czechball changed its name to Czechiaball, although most still call Czechiaball; Czechball (despite the name change).
- Slovakiaball - Best brother (if male) maybe best wife (if female). Are sometimes rivals.
- Liberlandball -
I can into Balkan clay!Son.
- Beer - Who needs balls with your gold friend.
- Hungaryball - Best non-slavic friend also Visegrád 4 stronk!!
- Polandball - He is the other Westernmost slav. They are sometimes portrayed as Brothers.
- Romaniaball - Latin Beer budy.
- Chinaball - Big and stronk Asian friend.
- Philippinesball - Complains about flashare.
- Vietnamball - Friends ever since with trading of humans.
- Czechiaball - Murmurs about his own faults all the time.
- Warm beer - Even best friend can turn into enemy. If the beer is hot, archenemy is triggered.
- Czechball can into beer !
- "Slovakiaball is my brother and im loving him!"
- Miloš Zeman is alcoholic.
- Řízek best food (It means roasted pork)
- CZECH YOUR PRIVILEGE!
- I play Pokemon go.