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Czechiaball(a.k.a. Czech Republicball), is a personification of Czech Republic, former Czechoslovakia. It is a Slavic country very proud of its beer and hockey. Czechiaball used to be very strong in the past, but it is way calmer now. Once great, now more like "Can't into strong economy". He likes to consider himself as "the heart" of Europe. Czechiaball is proud of itself, but still cannot into relevant but he can into indie game companies, a lot of them in fact. Czechiaball loves his adored son called Liberlandball. Czechia loves beer. Also can into ornate castle. Czechiaball loves hockey! He has got good biathlonist too, for example Eva Puskarčíková. On, 29th October, Czechiaball was attacked by Cyclone Herwart. He has got good parkourists like Tary and FreemoveCz.
We are told that this ball started as a Samoball, Samoball formed an union for market only and haven't even dreamed about being a kingdom. When Czechball realized that Samo Empireball isn't enough he turned to Great Moraviaball, he decided to have dukes and be powerfull as hell. But inside that Great Moraviaball was a smaller Bohemiaball, Moraviaball and Nitraball (on Slovakia). After some years this kingdom included Hungaryball, Holy Roman Empireball and Polandball. When he became bored of this he started war with Vaticanball, took farmers, women, and children and kicked asses during the four crusades. After that Czechball became calmer and took a nap, during this nap someone moved him in with Jagiellonianball, he wasn't even bothered, Slav master is a friend. After that he became very lazy and when Jagellonianball decided to give itself to Habsburgball. Czechball haven't even moved a finger. Since then he waited to someone beat Habsburgball and finally, in 1918 he turned into Czechoslovakiaball, enjoyed this for a few years until the Naziball said: "You ist mein now" and Allies were like:" Is good, no war" But Naziball was also like: "No, you are nich of being Tcheckienslovakien, now du bist of Böhmen und Mähren!" Czechoslovakiaball was all like: "Ok ok just no violance". And than there was the war... Few years after USSRball decided to make Czechoslovakiaball socialist. He was grateful to USSRball but he wasn't that friend which he claim to be and after Czechoslovakiaball tried to go his own way, USSRball slaved him for 40 years. In 1989 he's got pissed and got rid of USSRball, Four years after that, Slovakiaball decided to leave him. Since then Czech Republicball was bored and felt alone so one day he decide to visit EUball and his friends and eventually he decide stay them. Actually is Czech Republicball interesting with 3 presidents Vaclav Havel, writer and humanist, Vaclav Klaus, who stole pen and Milos Zeman with his funny English language or drink alcohol.
In 2016, Czech Republicball changed its name to Czechiaball, although most still call Czechiaball; Czech Republicball (despite the name change).
- Slovakiaball - Best friend and brother.
- Liberlandball - Son.
- Beer - Who needs balls with your gold friend.
- Austriaball - Good old friend (we were one country and we both like to drink)
- Hungaryball - Best non-slavic friend also Visegrád 4 stronk!!
- Polandball - He is the other Westernmost slav. We are strong partners in peacekeeping
- Chinaball - Big and strong Asian friend. We share a great relationship with each other
- Croatiaball - Favorite holiday destination. (Can't wait for summer!)
- Germanyball -My good old friend. Thanks for getting me into the EU but you are also scary. Don't give me that nightmare again. I'm still watching you.
- Mongoliaball - After China, my favorite Asian buddy. We were very good friends and business partners. (and still are)
- Israelcube We are good friends (he bought weapons from me)
- Vietnamball - Friends ever since with trading of humans.
- Romaniaball - Latin Beer buddy. I like his Dacia cars and he likes my Škoda cars too.
- Angolaball - We were very good partners, when we both were communists
- Serbiaball - He's good Slavic friend and good Kebab remover (when he doesn't mention a word about genocide)
- Sloveniaball - Pls, join Visegrad my Slavic friend
- Tunisiaball Nice to meet you Tunisia. Lets be friends!
- Ukraineball Best supportful brother! I will defend you from the Russians just like what happened to me in 1968!
- USAball Playing hockey with the Americans is great! We respect Trump since he respects Milos Zeman. We play a role in peacekeeping. GG man you win this time 3-2 in hockey (IIHF 2018)
- Canadaball Playing hockey with Canada is fun! We like Canadians and they like us! Maple Syrup is great!
- EUball - He is good money gibber, but he is also annoying (he wants to send refugees to my country without my consent!)
- North Koreaball (Czechia buy weapons from North Korea). He's making peace with the South which is a sign of relief
- Czechiaball - I am sometimes insane when I drink with either Russia (Abuser) or Poland! (Neighbour)
- Warm beer - Even best friend can turn into enemy. If the beer is hot, archenemy is triggered.
- Slovakiaball (Only in hockey) - 2003, 2007 and 2012 was a proud defeat for my team. We beated them back however in a 3-2 OVERTIME. Yay we all played well :)
- Russiaball - We have a lot in common, but he is also a little aggressive (I'm sometimes scared of him). Yeah, and we both love ice hockey. We hate each other now since the UK attack on the Skirpals and the fact that I had to expell three Russian diplomats.
YOU ARE THE WORST ON POLITICS PUTIN! YOU SUCK (vy nasávat!).
- Nazi Germanyball - One of my worst nightmares EVER! Do not remind me of the past or I will cry in bed with Poland. (Who always comforts me and was also a victim)
Reichtangle - The Worst Nightmare... I need Vodka please! Help....
- Yugoslaviaball - Thanks to you and your dirty war in 1991 against your separatists (which was a time of turmoil), I had to "defuse" with Slovakia (Who also didn't want to)
- ISISball - Go somewhere else with your muslim craziness such as Pakistan or some other desert countries. (But I will pay you 5000 Euros to mess in Kosovo)
- Kingdom of Bohemiaball - Father
- Czechoslovakiaball - Fusion with Slovakiaball
- Sovietball - Shameful Uncle
- Yugoslaviaball - Dirty Uncle
- Slovakiaball - Best Brother
- Liberlandball - Son
- Polandball - Brother
- Belarusball - Brother
- Ukraineball - Brother
- Russiaball - Brother
- Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - Cousin
- Croatiaball - Cousin
- Macedoniaball - Cousin
- Montenegroball - Cousin
- Serbiaball - Cousin
- Sloveniaball - Cousin
- Bulgariaball - Cousin
- We can win in Hockey :) Můžeme vyhrát v hokeji :)
- "Slovakiaball is my brother and im loving him!"
- Miloš Zeman is alcoholic.
- Řízek best food (It means fried chiken or pork schnitzel)
- Vaclav Havel
- Ashton Kutcher
- Jason Mraz
- John Kerry
- John Kasich
- Ivana Trump
- Ivanka Trump
- Eric Trump
- Donald trump Jr
- Tim McGraw
- Katie Ledecky