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Czechiaball, is a personification of Czech Republic, former Czechoslovakia. It is a Slavic country very proud of its beer and hockey. Czechiaball used to be very strong in the past, but it is way calmer now. Once great, now more like 'Can't into strong economy'. He likes to consider himself as "the heart" of Europe. Czechiaball is proud of itself, but still cannot into relevant but he can into indie game companies, a lot of them in fact. Czechiaball loves his adored son called Liberlandball.Czech love beer. Also can into ornate castle. Czechiaball loves hockey!


We are told that this ball started as a Samoball, Samoball formed an union for market only and haven't even dreamed about being a kingdom. When Czechball realized that Samo Empireball isn't enough he turned to Great Moraviaball, he decided to have dukes and be powerfull as hell. But inside that Great Moraviaball was a smaller Bohemiaball, Moraviaball and Nitraball (on Slovakia). After some years this kingdom included Hungaryball, Holy Roman Empireball and Polandball. When he became bored of this he started war with Vaticanball, took farmers, women, and children a kicked asses of four crusades. After that Czechball became calmer and took a nap, during this nap someone moved him in with Jagiellonianball, he wasn't even bothered, Slav master is a friend. After that he became very lazy and when Jagellonianball decided to give itself to Habsburgball. Czechball haven't even moved a finger. Since then he waited to someone beat Habsburgball and finally, in 1918 he turned into Czechoslovakiaball, enjoyed this for a few years until the Naziball said: "You ist mein now" and Allies were like:" Is good, no war" But Naziball was also like: "No, you are nich of being Tcheckienslovakien, now du bist of Böhmen und Mähren!" Czechoslovakiaball was all like: "Ok ok just no violance". And than there was the war... Few years after USSRball decided to make Czechoslovakiaball socialist. He was grateful to USSRball but USSRball wasn't that friend which he claim to be and after Czechoslovakiaball tried to go his own way, USSSRball slaved him for 40 years. In 1989 he's got pissed and got rid of USSRball, Four years after that, Slovakiaball decided to leave him. Since then Czech Republicball was bored and felt alone so one day he decide to visit EUball and his friends and eventually he decide stay them. Actually is Czech Republicball interesting with 3 presidents Vaclav Havel, writer and humanist, Vaclav Klaus, who stole pen and Milos Zeman with his funny english language or drink alcohol.

In 2016, Czech Republicball changed its name to Czechiaball, although most still call Czechiaball; Czech Republicball (despite the name change).

Flag Color

White 255,255,255 N/A #FFFFFF
Red 215,20,26 C5-M94-Y99-K1 #D7141A
Blue 17,69,126 C98-M68-Y17-K16 #11457E



  • Slovakia-icon Slovakiaball - Best brother (if male) maybe best wife (if female). Are sometimes rivals, but also best friends.
  • Liberland-icon Liberlandball - I can into Balkan clay! Son.
  • Beer - Who needs balls with your gold friend.
  • Hungary-icon Hungaryball - Best non-slavic friend also Visegrád 4 stronk!!
  • Poland-icon Polandball - He is the other Westernmost slav. They are sometimes portrayed as Brothers.
  • Romania-icon Romaniaball - GIB DACIA!Latin Beer budy. I like hsi Dacia cars and he likes my Škoda cars too.
  • Croatia-icon Croatiaball - My favorite holiday destination.
  • China-icon Chinaball - Big and stronk Asian friend.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - Complains about flagshare. I WAS FIRST
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball - Friends ever since with trading of humans.


  • Czech-icon Czechiaball - Murmurs about his own faults all the time.
  • Czech-icon Warm beer - Even best friend can turn into enemy. If the beer is hot, archenemy is triggered.
  • Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball - Never forget 1939!!!!!!
  • ReichTime Reichtangle - Svatý Jane z Nepomuku drž nad námi čechy ruku!(Saint Jane of Nepomuk hold a hand over our lands!
  • France-icon Franceball - 1939 Munich Traitor
  • Wake_Island-icon.png Wake Islandball - YUO ARE WORST FLAG STELAER EVER! I can drink better than you! If Marshal will claim yuo i will be happy!


  • Czechball can into beer !
  • "Slovakiaball is my brother and im loving him!"
  • Miloš Zeman is alcoholic.
  • Řízek best food (It means fried chiken or pork [schnitzel])
  • I play Pokemon go.
  • You're squeezing my snake, prick! (Mačkáš mi hada, debile!)
  • Strč prst skrz krk



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