He can into EU and active Euros too. Cyprusball now can into oil. Cyprusball is currently fed up with his land and maritime neighbors. Namely:
- Civil war and Phoenician scum to the east.
- Stupid porks, falafel, Pharaohs and Hashemites to the south.
- Greco-Roman scum (sorry dad), Gaddafi's home and lazy fellow island countryball to the west.
- Lazy Damn kebab proto-Brazilians to the north.
- Serbiaball - Both Orthodox.
- Greeceball - Dad and Orthodox brother.
- Russiaball - Good girl.
- Maltaball - Little Mediterranean sister. Wants to get noticed by Yurop too.
- Armeniaball - Old friend with similar distaste for kebab. Remembers his uncle Ciliciaball well.
- Greeceball(Sometimes) - Why? Why have you installed a dictatorship on my island and let the Turks invade? Why that, sis ? WHY??!!!
- Turkeyball/Northern Cyprusball - Damn kebabs won't reunify island! Oh, JUST GET OFF THE FENCE.
- UKball/Akrotiri and Dhekeliaball - Stupid porks still wont apologize nor reunify island! Remove tea!
|Greek Cyprus and Kebab Cyprus and Brits|
|Greek districts||Famagustaball • Kyreniaball • Larnacaball • Limassolball • Nicosia Districtball ( Nicosiaball) • Paphosball|
|Turkish districts||Lefkoşaball ( North Nicosiaball) • Gazimağusaball • Girneball • Güzelyurtball • İskeleball|
|British Overseas Territory||Akrotiri and Dhekeliaball|
|Historical entities|| 2ball • Assyriaball • Ancient Egyptball • Achaemenidball • Macedonball • Ancient Greeceball • SPQRball • Byzantineball • Umayyadball • Abbasidball • Byzantineball (again) • Kingdom of Cyprusball • Republic of Veniceball • Ottomanball • British Cyprusball ( Akrotiri and Dhekeliaball) • Turkish Federated State of Cyprusball/Greeceball • |
| European Union - United in |
|Founders||Belgiumball • Franceball • Germanyball • Italyball • Luxembourgball • Netherlandsball|
|€ Euro Zone €||Austriaball • Cyprusball • Estoniaball • Finlandball • Greeceball • Irelandball • Latviaball • Lithuaniaball • Maltaball • Portugalball • Slovakiaball • Sloveniaball • Spainball|
|Other Members||Bulgariaball • Croatiaball • Czechball • Denmarkball • Hungaryball • Polandball • Romaniaball • Swedenball|
|Future Members|| Albaniaball • Bosniaball • |
|Members Out||Faroe Islandsball • Greenlandball|
|Members to Leave||UKball ( Isle of Manball) (voted to leave in 2016)|
| *Migrants |