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There's one place where Cuba stands out head and shoulders above the rest - That is in its love for human rights and liberty!
 
— Nelson Mandela

Cuba-icon Cubaball is a countryball in the American Carribbean islands. Much like other socialist/communist governed balls, he does not do so well in regards to political or economic freedom. However, Cuba-icon Cubaball can into having a high human development index unlike his fellow counterparts. Despite the trade embargo placed on him by USA-icon USAball, he has done well in regards to education and health - even becoming the first to eradicate mother to child transmission of HIV and syphilis in 2015.

History

Cuba-icon Cubaball was a colony of Spain-icon Spainball, His mother until 1902 when USA-icon USAball decided he didn't like Spainball growing sugar cane near his clay. So USA-icon USAball invaded Cuba-icon Cuba and made him a puppet to support capitalist american ideals. Then in 1959 he said capitalism was bad and said "F*** CAPITALISM" and moved out of USA-icon USAball's house into Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball's home. Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball then gave Cuba-icon Cubaball some free nukes to scare away American invaders which pissed off USA-icon USAball and 54 years later they became friends again.

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Neutrals

  • Sri Lanka-icon Sri Lankaball - If only I can be like him someday
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - We are friendly with North Korea but South Korea's Foreign Minister visited to me. Any Korea is good.
  • Canada-iconCanadaball - He is really friendly, he always buys my cigars and loves to come over when I'm lonely, Te amo comrade SINCE 1976 VIVA TRUDEAU!! But he Loves stupid USA-icon burgerdog
  • Texas-icon Texasball - I take the "La Estrella Solitaria" (The Lone Star) on my flag from him. and he of USA-iconburger pig
  • Vatican-icon Vaticanball - Él help improve our relations between USA-icon gringo padre. But... ¡Jesus was un comunista! ¿Who did he choose to catch los peces (fishes)? ¡Sí! ¡Los pescadores (fishermen)!
  • USA-iconUSAball - Relations have improved. But REMOVE TRUMP!!! Please remove him, he hates us! He threathened to ban travel from me to you!

Enemies

  • China-icon Chinaball - ¡Ay, caramba! ¿Qué demonios es esto, Omsk? BETRAYING REVISIONIST DIM SUM DOG! FAKE CAPITALIST TRAITOR! (although you are under communist party)
  • Donald Trump-icon Donald Trump - YOU SHALL NEVER GET REELECTED BECAUSE OF YOUR ESTÚPID BULLSHIT! YOU ARE THE REASON RELATIONS WITH BURGER ARE DECLINING! I HATE YOU! ME AND USA-iconBURGER WERE GOING HAVE BETTER RELATIONS BUT YOU RUINED IT INSTEAD! REMOVE TRUMP!
  • OAS-icon OASball - ¿What the hell?
  • Spain-icon Spainball - Madre who adopted me before Murica-icon Papa. BUT I hate Kings. REMOVE MONARCHY IMPERIALISM!
  • UK-icon UKball - I hate Kings too monarch imperialist. Also, gib me Cayman Islands-icon Cayman! Also btw MALVINAS ARGENTINAS!!!!!!!!!

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