|“||There's one place where Cuba stands out head and shoulders above the rest - That is in its love for human rights and liberty!||”|
— Nelson Mandela
Cubaball is a countryball in the American Carribbean islands. Much like other socialist/communist governed balls, he does not do so well in regards to political or economic freedom. However, Cubaball can into having a high human development index unlike his fellow counterparts. Despite the trade embargo placed on him by USAball, he has done well in regards to education and health - even becoming the first to eradicate mother to child transmission of HIV and syphilis in 2015.
Cubaball was a colony of Spainball, His mother until 1902 when USAball decided he didn't like Spainball growing sugar cane near his clay. So USAball invaded Cuba and made him a puppet to support capitalist american ideals. Then in 1959 he said capitalism was bad and said "F*** CAPITALISM" and moved out of USAball's house into Soviet Unionball's home. Soviet Unionball then gave Cubaball some free nukes to scare away American invaders which pissed off USAball and 54 years later they became friends again.
- Soviet Unionball - He was my best friend forever, I'll never forget you comrade. you gave me some nukes to protect me from Capitalist Imperialist Pigs that tried to invade me and remove Communism out of my clay
- Chinaball, Laosball, Vietnamball, North Koreaball - Comrades. We the last 5 communist comrades since Sovietball died and Communism dying with other Commies converting to capitalism
- Indiaball - 10000 ton wheat, 10000 ton of rice. Eternal friend.
- Boliviaball, Iranball, Nicaraguaball, North Koreaball, Venezuelaball, Myanmarball, Sudanball, Syriaball, Burundiball and Zimbabweball - Anti Imperialist Squad and Other Comrades
- Russiaball - His dad was our comrade and he is nice to us
- Argentinaball - ¡Che Guevara!
- Philippinesball - I sent missionaries to his clay, before I went into communism. He is similar to me cause he is now removing USAball.
- Brazilball - He and I built a port together on my clay. Good friends.
- Nauruball - socialist comrade, I give aid, he hates burger
You are just an irrelevant dinky island
- Indonesiaball - Our Leader is Best Friend
- East Germanyball - our former leader visited you and I give you an island as a gift . You Are True Germany!
you are still alive in the Caribbean
- Sri Lankaball - If only I can be like him someday
- South Koreaball - We are friendly with North Korea but South Korea's Foreign Minister visited to me. Any Korea is good.
- Canadaball - He is really friendly, he always buys my cigars and loves to come over when I'm lonely, Te amo comrade SINCE 1976 VIVA TRUDEAU!! But he Loves stupid burgerdog
- Texasball - I take the "La Estrella Solitaria" (The Lone Star) on my flag from him. and he of burger pig
- Vaticanball - Él help improve our relations between gringo padre. But... ¡Jesus was un comunista! ¿Who did he choose to catch los peces (fishes)? ¡Sí! ¡Los pescadores (fishermen)!
- USAball - Relations have improved. But REMOVE TRUMP!!! Please remove him, he hates us! He threathened to ban travel from me to you!
- Chinaball - ¡Ay, caramba! ¿Qué demonios es esto, Omsk? BETRAYING REVISIONIST DIM SUM DOG! FAKE CAPITALIST TRAITOR! (although you are under communist party)
- Donald Trump - YOU SHALL NEVER GET REELECTED BECAUSE OF YOUR ESTÚPID BULLSHIT! YOU ARE THE REASON RELATIONS WITH BURGER ARE DECLINING! I HATE YOU! ME AND BURGER WERE GOING HAVE BETTER RELATIONS BUT YOU RUINED IT INSTEAD! REMOVE TRUMP!
- OASball - ¿What the hell?
- Spainball - Madre who adopted me before Papa. BUT I hate Kings. REMOVE MONARCHY IMPERIALISM!
- UKball - I hate Kings too monarch imperialist. Also, gib me Cayman! Also btw MALVINAS ARGENTINAS!!!!!!!!!
- Spainball - Mother
- Franceball - Aunt
- Italyball - Uncle
- Portugalball - Uncle
- Germanyball - Uncle
- Luxembourgball - Uncle
- Romaniaball - Uncle
- Denmarkball - Uncle
- USAball - Adoptive Father/Half Brother.
- Canadaball - Adoptive Uncle/Cousin.
- Argentinaball - Brother
- Boliviaball - Brother
- Chileball - Brother
- Colombiaball - Brother
- Costa Ricaball - Brother
- Dominican Republicball - Brother
- Ecuadorball - Brother
- El Salvadorball - Brother
- Equatorial Guineaball - Brother
- Guatemalaball - Brother
- Hondurasball - Brother
- Mexicoball - Brother
- Nicaraguaball - Brother
- Panamaball - Brother
- Paraguayball - Brother
- Peruball - Brother
- Puerto Ricoball - Brother
- Uruguayball - Brother
- Venezuelaball - Brother
- Philippinesball - Adoptive Brother
- Brazilball - Cousin.
- EUball - Cousin
|Sovereign countries||Antigua and Barbudaball (template) • Bahamasball (template) • Barbadosball (template) • Cubaball (template) • Dominicaball (template) • Dominican Republicball (template) • Grenadaball (template) • Haitiball (template) • Jamaicaball (template) • St. Kitts and Nevisball (template) • Saint Luciaball (template)• Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball (template) • Trinidad and Tobagoball (template)|
|Dependencies||Franceball: Guadeloupeball • Martiniqueball • Saint-Barthélemyball • Saint-Martinball|
|Artemisaball • Camagüeyball • Ciego de Ávilaball • Cienfuegosball • Granmaball • Guantánamoball • Holguínball • Isla de la Juventudball • La Habanaball • Las Tunasball • Matanzasball • Mayabequeball • Pinar del Ríoball • Sancti Spíritusball • Santiago de Cubaball • Villa Claraball|
|Former entities||Ciboneyball • Taínoball • New Spainball ( Spanish Cubaball) • United States Cubaball • Republic of Cubaball|