Cuba-icon Cubaball is a countryball in the American Carribbean islands. Much like other socialist/communist governed balls, he does not do so well in regards to political or economic freedom. However, Cuba-icon Cubaball can into having a high human development index unlike his fellow counterparts. Despite the trade embargo placed on him by USA-icon USAball, he has done well in regards to education and health - even becoming the first to eradicate mother to child transmission of HIV and syphilis in 2015.

Cuba-icon Cubaball was a colony of Spain-icon Spainball, His mother until 1902 when USA-icon USAball decided he didn't like Spainball growing sugar cane near his clay. So USA-icon USAball invaded Cuba-icon Cuba and made him a puppet to support capitalist american ideals. Then in 1959 he said capitalism was bad and said "F*** CAPITALISM" and moved out of USA-icon USAballs house into Soviet-icon Soviet Unionballs home. Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball then gave Cuba-icon Cubaball some free nukes to scare away American invaders which pissed off USA-icon USAball and 54 years later they became friends again.



  • USA-icon USAball - We both are friends now, I opened up my embassy and his also, He is our capitalist comrade but he hates being called comrade. And pero like, we go to Gualmar there to get our chancletas con our hoop earrings. Sorry Papí im not moving back in with you and hermano Puerto Ricoball PuertoRico-icon I want to live my life on my own and still be communist whatever you like it or not.
    • USA-icon USAball- That's alright son you can be whatever you want now, and I won't let Trump mess things up for you and sorry about putting embargo on you forgive me I love you
  • Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball - He was my best friend forever, I'll never forget you comrade
  • China-icon Chinaball, Laos-icon Laosball, Vietnam-icon Vietnamball - Comrades
  • India-icon Indiaball - 10000 ton wheat, 10000 ton of rice. Eternal friend.
  • Bolivia-icon Boliviaball, Iran-icon Iranball, Nicaragua-icon Nicaraguaball, Ecuador-icon Ecuadorball, Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball, Myanmar-icon Myanmarball and other anti-imperialists - Other comrades.
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - His dad was our comrade and he is nice to us
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - He is really friendly, he always buys my cigars and loves to come over when I'm lonely, Te amo comrade
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - I sent missionaries to his clay, before I went into communism. He is similar to me cause he is now removing USA-iconUSAball .
  • Brazil-icon Brazilball - He and I built a port together on my clay. Good friends.
  • Nauru-icon Nauruball ball - socialist comrade, I give aid, he hates burger You are just an irrelevant dinky island
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - Our Leader is Best Prend


  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - We both have things in common and stop talking about nuking Papí you are not going to win so CÁLLATE
  • Sri Lanka-icon Sri Lankaball - If only I can be like him someday
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - We are friendly with North Korea but South Korea's Foreign Minister visited to me
  • Texas-icon Texasball - I take the "La Estrella Solitaria" (The Lone Star) on my flag from him.


  • China-icon Chinaball - ¡Ay, caramba! ¿Qué demonios es esto, Omsk? BETRAYING REVISIONIST DIM SUM DOG!
  • OAS-icon OASball - ¿What the hell?
  • Spain-icon Spainball - Madre who adopted me before Murica-icon Papa. I hate Kings.
  • England-icon Englandball - I hate Kings. Also, gib Cayman Islands-icon Cayman! Also btw MALVINAS ARGENTINAS!!!!!!!!!





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