Croatiaball is a countryball in Europe at the crossroads of Central Europe, Southeast Europe, and the Mediterranean. He is in EUball, NATOball and tries to remove kebab, but he has problems with Serbia, so he usually leaves them alone.
Croatia is ranked most beautiful European country in the world. The beautiful coastline on the Adriatic is a heaven for tourists, who give lots of money.
Little do they know, Croatiaball feeds on souls of unsuspecting tourists.
Croatiaball can now into female leadership and Handball.
Croats exist since the 7th century. In the begin of the 8th century he was Duchy of Croatiaball, whom Republic of Veniceball titled "The Worst Duke of the Slavs" for his rampant piracy, warlike behavior, and for forcing the Venetians to pay him tribute. He is remembered fondly in Croatia as one of the most famous warlords. In 925 he became a stronk Kingdom.
Croatiaball later used to be a stronk kingdom, but later joined with Hungaryball in a personal union, but after some weeks he wanted to leave because Kingdom of Hungaryball and Kingdom of Austriaball created a union and Kingdom of Croatiaball (Habsburg) had no rights in Austria-Hungaryball. 1913 he wanted to create Austria-Hungary-Croatiaball with Austria-Hungaryball, but never did because World War I started one year later.
Croatiaball removed some rakija (24,000 to 70,000 Serbs) in Jasenovac. Serbiaball was very angry because of it. After the war Croatiaball was once again part of Yugoslaviaball but this time it was a socialist multi-ethnic state, with great Croat president Marshall Josip Broz Tito.
Croatiaball wanted to join EUball in 1995 after homeland war, but the other EUball members said no. In 1999 Germanyball asked him to join EUball and NATOball, but Croatiaball was still angry because they no wanted him in 1995, so he said no. Finally in 2013, Croatiaball joined EUball, so the economy can into fixings in 2013, and was welcomed by Germanyball. Luckily, he doesn't beg him like Greeceball, asking him for some Euros.
The Homeland War started in 1991 when Croatiaball wanted to leave Yugoslaviaball, along with Sloveniaball because great Marshall Josip Broz Tito was dead and SR Serbiaball wanted to create a Greater Serbiaball but SR Serbiaball didn't like that they declared independence so he attacked.
The Homeland War ended in 1995 with Operation Storm, when Serbian Krajinaball and Serbs in Eastern Slavoniaball, Baranjaball and Western Syrmiaball got Stormed away, and Croatiaball's victory for independence.
After the breakup of Yugoslaviaball, Croatiaball found it self in a very hard position because Serbiaball controlled more than 90% equipment of the former Yugoslaviaball's army and was denied of help from others because of sanctions. The first to recognize his independence were Sloveniaball, Germanyball and Vaticanball. Croatiaball tried with all his might and thought to defend his clay and he successfully did but Serbiaball was more modern and stronger in numbers than him.
Brief moments in Croatian history
- 7 century Croatian's make first country
- Croatia become kingdom
- Croatian golden age start
- Croatia win Croatian-Bulgarian war
- 1991 Croatia declare independence
- 1995 Croatia win homeland war
- 2009 Croatia join NATO
- 2013 Croatia join EU
- Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - (
Croatian) Yugoslavic and Illyrian brother
- Serbiaball - (
Satanic) Yugoslavic brother
- Montenegroball - (
Lazy and Sleepy Serb) Yugoslavic brother
- Sloveniaball - (
Non-Germanic) Yugoslavic sister
- USAball - (
Burger) Brother-in-law who gibs me monies
- USAball - (
- Macedoniaball - (
Serbo-Bulgarian-Albanian) and Yugoslavic brother
- Bulgariaball - (
Yogurt) half brother and far Thraco-Illyrian Cousin
- Albaniaball - far (
Turkish) Illyrian cousin
- Albaniaball-Good friend and Illyrian bro!
We are planning of making Illyria again.
- Austriaball-Best near-neighbors, we also have close friendship because of our history together.
- Germanyball- First to recognize Croatia in 1991, keep gibbing moneys to our Gastarbeiter, plox, also is of cool tourist
- Israelcube - Good friend. Sorry about 1941, was of Nazi Germanyball's idea, I swear.
- Polandball-We are both Slavic and Catholic, long live Sveti Ivan Pavao
- Ukraineball- Our Eastern brothers! We understand what you're going through right now. Yuo want our advice? "Storm" them away (Operation Storm).
- USAball-Let me into NATO in 2009 and helped me in 1995.
- Vaticanball- I await your orders, Holy Father
- Bosnia and Herzegovinaball- Hang in there Hercegovina, we'll come for you.
- Hungaryball-Oppressed me for centuries, tried to steal Međimurjeball from me several times, but it was one of the first countries who recognized me and its food is delicious.
- Italyball-We are good friends but he can get annoying when he keeps saying I stole Istria...it was never yours, budalo!
- Montenegroball- Yuo used to be Serbiaball's bitch, but yuo can into independence now. Also, welcome to NATOball, little buddy....
let's remuv Serbiaball together!
- Russiaball- Why you always of helping Serbiaball??? Also, leave Ukraineball alone, Ruski terrorist!
- Serbiaball- My very weird and possibly schizophrenic neighbor who still wants to steal my clay. We can into friendship sometimes, but we also want to remove each other from the premises.Is of strange relationship. APOLIGIZE FOR THE WAR CRIMES YOU DID TO ME DURING THE YUGOSLAV WARS AND PAY REPERATIONS!!! Still don't trust you 100%, Kolinda is watching you.....but we sometimes hang out together.
- Sloveniaball- Frenemies. We are both good friends but she also wants Istria. ISTRIA IS MINE!!!!
- Yugoslaviaball-NE!!! Filthy communist, I will never be your slave again NEVER FORGET 1991!!!!!
- Serbian Krajinaball-Little bastard tried to break away from me.It didn't work!!!!! NEVER FORGET Vukovar massacre!!!
- Chetnicksball- EVIL SRPSKI TERRORIST!!!! GENOCIDAL MANIAC! UBIT ĆU TE!
- ISISball- REMOVE KEBAB TERRORIST!!!
- Turkeyball - We had lots of fights long time ago. He was being very rage, but these days we are starting to be friends.
- "REMOVE KEBAB AND CHETNIKS!"
- "BOKA KOTORSKA JE ZEMLJA HRVATSKA!"
- "GDJE SI TI BIO 91.?"
- "U BOJ,U BOJ ZA NAROD SVOJ!!"
- "HERCEG-BOSNA JE NAŠA!"
- "SPUSTILA SE GUSTA MAGLA IZNAD ZAGREBA!"
- "BOG I HRVATI!"
- "SRBE NA VRBE!"
- "ZA DOM SPREMNI!"
- "UBIJ, ZAKOLJI, DA SRBIN NE POSTOJI"
- "JEBEM TI MATER!"
- "EVO ZORE EVO DANA"
- "MOJA ZEMLJA HRVATSKA!"
- "JOŠ HRVATSKA NI PROPALA"
- "USTANI BANE"
Serbiaball- I let him to win in friendly games
CAN'T INTO NIKOLA KARABATIĆ HAHA
Spainball- Arogant idiot that kick me out of semifinal