Crimeaball is a totally sexy disputed countryball in Eastern Europe who likes to hang out with Russia. She escaped Ukraine, when the latter was under risk of surprise birthday Anschluss from Russiaball's arch-nemesis, the Merkelreich. She is making good relationships with countries around her.[he is de facto part of Russiaball]
While she left Ukrainball for him it is unsure what she truly thinks of Russiaball. In some ways it seams she isn't to fond of Russiaball ether and joined anyway just to escape Ukrainball. This would explain why she at first tried to be her own country.
- Russiaball - Thank You for savings me from Ukraine.
- Novorossiyaball - Is of separatist like I am
- Israelcube - Thanks for being neutral.
- South Ossetiaball and Abkhaziaball - My Caucasian cousins and supporters.
- Ancient Greeceball - My ancestors.
- Armeniaball - Russia's friend
- Bulgariaball - Thanks being of friendly to Russia and me.
- Iranball - Thank you for recognizing me as Russia and also being friendly to me and Russia.
- Franceball - He want us Eastern Slavs as rape victims of their psycho child Merkelreich, and only Russiaball can save us. Also never forget Crimean War. But now he realizes that we living much better than earlier when we lived with Ukraineball.
- Ukraineball - He is a wimp. (Also Nazi).AND YOU ARE NOT MY REAL FATHER!
- Germanyball - He wants the same that wants Franceball to make with us.
- USAball - Merkelreich's uncle. (Also capitalist).
- NATOball - Evil capitalist who cares too much.
|Republic of Ukraine: Land of Individualism, Free Will, Happiness, Majdan and Putin Huilo|
|Oblasts||Cherkasyball • Chernihivball • Chernivtsiball • Dnipropetrovskball • Donetskball ( oblast) • Ivano- Frankivskball • Rivneball • Kirovohradball • Kiev Oblastball • Luganskball ( oblast) • Lvivball • Mykolaivball • Odessaball • Poltavaball • Sumyball • Ternopilball • Vinnytsiaball • Volynball • Kharkivball • Khersonball • Khmelnytskyiball • Zakarpattiaball • Zaporizhiaball • Zhytomyrball|
|Cities||Kievball • Sevastopolball|
|Former entities||Kievan Rusball • Ukrainian People's Republicball • Nazi Ukraineball • Ukrainian National Committeeball • Soviet Unionball ( Ukrainian SSRball)|
| КОМУНИСТИ? FUCK LENIN! ALSO FUCK EVIL COMMIE RUSSIAN BEAR ТОВАРИЩИ СУКИ МАТЕРЩИНА ВОДКА PURSUIT. UKRAJINA STRONK WILL KILL SMELLY ROSIJA! |