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Crimea
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Crimeaball is a totally sexy disputed countryball in Eastern Europe who likes to hang out with Russia. he escaped Ukraine, when the latter was under risk of surprise birthday Anschluss from Russia-icon Russiaball's arch-nemesis, the EU-icon Merkelreich. He is making good relationships with countries around him. He is de facto part of Russia-icon Russiaball.

While he left Ukraineball for him it is unsure what he truly thinks of Russiaball. In some ways it seams he isn't to fond of Russiaball ether and joined anyway just to escape Ukraineball. This would explain why he at first tried to be his own country.

Relationships

Friends

Neutral

  • France-icon Franceball - She want us Eastern Slavs as rape victims of their psycho child Merkelreich, and only Russiaball can save us. Also never forget Crimean War. But now she realizes that we living much better than earlier when we lived with Ukraineball.
  • Tatars-icon Crimean Tatars - They have been in our history for a long time but THEY WANT TO GO BACK TO UKRAINE!!!!
  • Israel-icon Israelcube- I thought you were neutral to me, but you recognized me as Occupied territory of Ukraine and Being temporarily occupied by Russia
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - Best Friend also one of my brothers, but he does not really trust me because him and Russia-icon Russiaball don't like each other at all and I am Best friends with him and why do you support Ukraine-icon Ukraineball who is not related to you
  • Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball - Thanks being of friendly to Russia and me. But why are you with NATO and EU

Enemies

  • Ukraine-icon Ukraineball - She is a wimp. (Also Nazi).AND YOU ARE NOT MY REAL MOTHER! (She is actually my sister because I was born in 1992 and decided to join her as an autonomous republic)
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - He wants the same that wants Franceball to make with us.
  • USA-icon USAball - Merkelreich's uncle. Also places sanction but maybe he could end it, but it looks like not anymore
  • NATO-icon NATOball - Evil imperialist who wants war with Russia. (Then war is what he'll get.)
  • EU-icon EUball - STOP SANCTIONS!!!!! RUSSIA STRONG!!!! REMOVE MERKELREICH FROM THE PREMISES!!!!!!

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Countries Voting For Crimea Being Ukraine


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