Crimeaball is a
totally sexy disputed countryball in Eastern Europe who likes to hang out with Russia. She escaped Ukraine, when the latter was under risk of surprise birthday Anschluss from Russiaball's arch-nemesis, the Merkelreich. She is making good relationships with countries around her.[he is de facto part of Russiaball]
While she left Ukrainball for him it is unsure what she truly thinks of Russiaball. In some ways it seams she isn't to fond of Russiaball ether and joined anyway just to escape Ukrainball. This would explain why she at first tried to be her own country.
- Russiaball - Thank You for savings me from Ukraine.
- Novorossiyaball - Is of separatist and Russian like I am.
- Israelcube - Thanks for being neutral.
- South Ossetiaball and Abkhaziaball - My Caucasian cousins and supporters.
- Nagorno-Karabakhball and Transnistriaball - Other supporters.
- Indiaball - Supports me and Russia, Curry strong!!
- Bulgariaball - Thanks being of friendly to Russia and me.But why are you with NATO and EU
- Iranball - Thank you for recognizing me as Russia and also being friendly to me and Russia.
- Turkeyball - Best Friend also one of my brothers
- Countries that Recognize me as Russia:
- Russiaball, of course
- North Koreaball
- South Africaball
- South Ossetiaball
- South Sudanball
- Franceball - She want us Eastern Slavs as rape victims of their psycho child Merkelreich, and only Russiaball can save us. Also never forget Crimean War. But now she realizes that we living much better than earlier when we lived with Ukraineball.
- Crimean Tatars - They have been in our history for a long time but THEY WANT TO GO BACK TO UKRAINE!!!!!!!
- Ukraineball - She is a wimp. (Also Nazi).AND YOU ARE NOT MY REAL MOTHER!
- Germanyball - He wants the same that wants Franceball to make with us.
- USAball - Merkelreich's uncle.Also places sanction but maybe he could end it, but it looks like not anymore
- NATOball - Evil imperialist who wants war with Russia.
- EUball - STOP SANCTIONS!!!!!! RUSSIA STRONG!!!! REMOVE MERKELREICH FROM THE PREMISES!!!!!!
|Ukraine: Land of Individualism, Free Will, Salo, Majdan and Putin Huilo|
|Oblasts||Cherkasyball • Chernihivball • Chernivtsiball • Dnipropetrovskball • Donetskball ( oblast) • Ivano- Frankivskball • Rivneball • Kirovohradball • Kiev Oblastball • Luganskball ( oblast) • Lvivball • Mykolaivball • Odessaball • Poltavaball • Sumyball • Ternopilball • Vinnytsiaball • Volynball • Kharkivball • Khersonball • Khmelnytskyiball • Zakarpattiaball • Zaporizhiaball • Zhytomyrball|
|Cities||Kievball • Sevastopolball|
|Former entities||Kievan Rusball • Ukrainian People's Republicball • Nazi Ukraineball • Ukrainian National Committeeball • Soviet Unionball ( Ukrainian SSRball)|
| КОМУНИСТИ? FUCK LENIN! ALSO FUCK EVIL COMMIE RUSSIAN BEAR ТОВАРИЩИ СУКИ МАТЕРЩИНА ВОДКА PURSUIT. UKRAJINA STRONK WILL KILL SMELLY ROSIJA! |