|“|| You're the most loyal ||”|
— USAball to Colombiaball
Colombiaball is a countryball located in north-west South America, it's best friends may vary according to historical moments. Although he loves every stranger who visits him, he thinks everybody hates him.
He is well known by having many high-quality products like emeralds, beans and cotton, also he has very gorgeous babes and the best
cocaine coffee the world have ever seen before.
He always visits Chileball, and assets there. Often annoying Chileball.
He hates Steve Harvey and Philippinesball (once) for the embarrassing mistake in Miss Universe 2015. As of January 30, 2017, Colombiaball became second runner up in Miss Universe to Franceball (and this time, there was no mistake!). And Colombiaball became runner up in Miss Universe to South Africaball (no mistakes here!)
Colombiaball usually is a very gentle neighbor, is the kind of neighbor that you never know if he is there or not, despite to having a huge army he never threats the others around him (even when the others are attempting to steal his own territory)
He is quite cheerful and friendly with other countryballs. He likes to party and music. It is common to see him with red eyes due to his problems of drug addiction, but he constantly fights against this addiction.. He is a great friend of Mexico and Ecuador, besides being self-styled "right hand" of Murica, while a staunch opponent of Venezuela and Nicaragua (The latter for the theft of his sea at the hands of the court of Hague) when not shown on drugs, he is seen consuming caffeine (being the N.1 in export of this product).
He is the largest producer of emeralds in the world.
- Brazilball- Cool friend. HUE is good. But I AM OF BEST COFFEE PRODUCER!!!!!!
- Chileball - I LOVE WATCHING Angelito de Canal 13 on TV! HE'S SO CUTE!
- Ecuadorball- Shy brother.
He is how I get drugs into Europe.
- Lebanonball- Helped him by letting Lebanese immigrants enter here! Best friend in the Middle East, by the way!
- Panamaball- Brother
- Spainball- Mother
- USAball- Helps me against drug lords
- FARCball - Terrorists
- Nicaraguaball- Evil Illuminati commie.
- Venezuelaball- Evil Communist! AREPAS ARE MY INVENTION HUEVON! YOU ARE OF EAST COLUMBIA AND STOP SUPPORTING FARC TERRORISTAS1!!! USA WILL REMOVE YOU FOOLISH COMMIE BUTTHOLE!!!!!!
- Spainball - Mother
- Portugalball - Uncle
- Franceball - Aunt
- Italyball - Uncle
- Argentinaball - Brother
- Boliviaball - Brother
- Chileball - Brother
- Costa Ricaball - Brother
- Cubaball - Brother
- Dominican Republicball - Brother
- Ecuadorball - Brother
- El Salvadorball - Brother
- Equatorial Guineaball - Brother
- Guatemalaball - Brother
- Hondurasball - Brother
- Mexicoball - Brother
- Nicaraguaball - Brother
- Panamaball - Brother
- Paraguayball - Brother
- Peruball - Brother
- Puerto Ricoball - Brother
- Uruguayball - Brother
- Venezuelaball - Brother
- USAball - Half Brother
- Gibraltarball - Half Brother
- Philippinesball - Adoptive Brother
- Brazilball Cousin
|Departments||Amazonasball • Antioquiaball • Araucaball • Atlánticoball • Bolívarball • Boyacáball • Caldasball • Caquetáball • Casanareball • Caucaball • Cesarball • Chocóball • Cordobaball • Cundinamarcaball • Guainíaball • Guaviareball • Huilaball • La Guajiraball • Magdalenaball • Metaball • Nariñoball • Norte de Santanderball • Putumayoball • Quindíoball • Risaraldaball • San Andrés, Providencia and Santa Catalinaball • Santanderball • Sucreball • Tolimaball • Valle del Caucaball • Vaupésball • Vichadaball • Distrito Capitalball|
|Former entities||Ancient South Americans • Spanish Empireball • Gran Colombiaball • Granadine Confederationball|